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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of show

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Speaker 1: Hoo Trendy. My name is Jack, that is Miles, and

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Speaker 1: there is nothing to see here. That's all we're going

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Speaker 1: to be saying about. Sho tani.

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Speaker 2: Nothing to see here, nothing to see.

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Speaker 1: Here, Move along, Get what are you looking at? What

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Speaker 1: are you looking at? Huh? What's the someone post that's

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Speaker 1: fun to see hit dingers and throw fastballs? Exactly.

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Speaker 2: There was a thing someone posted on Twitter that like,

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Speaker 2: when the Mark McGuire episode of The Simpsons, kid, do

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Speaker 2: you want to know the terrifank truth? You want to

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Speaker 2: see me hit a couple of dingers.

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Speaker 1: That was a great episode where it was implied that

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Speaker 1: Major League Baseball was like behind all the great crimes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, hey, well speaking about behind the great crimes

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Speaker 1: of the world. So the big news the US has

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Speaker 1: demanded an immediate cease fire. And that's it again, nothing

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Speaker 1: to see You don't look too deep, we said, we

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Speaker 1: can stop paying attention to that sad story. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: just we're good here. They've demanded a ceasefire, series fire.

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Speaker 2: There's so many hold on us if I just see

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Speaker 2: what the headlands are the US finally back to ceasefire,

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Speaker 2: US to bring resolution with ceasefire, US pushes for guys

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Speaker 2: to ceasefire.

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Speaker 1: And I repeat, we're good here, babye. We're the good guys.

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Speaker 2: That's the thing, right, All those headlines that would have

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Speaker 2: you believe that the US has finally I think the

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Speaker 2: daily beaches like the US is finally asking for a ceasefire,

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Speaker 2: an immediate ceasefire, and that being like the new policy,

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Speaker 2: and a lot of the coverage has the tone of

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Speaker 2: like the US is really changing their tune here. And

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Speaker 2: while that may be true in a rhetorical sense, the

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Speaker 2: actual wording of the resolution that was recently submitted on

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Speaker 2: on Wednesday is pretty vague. It actually says quote because

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Speaker 2: you know, it's like saying, like, please, can we all

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Speaker 2: agree to this resolution that the UN Security Council quote

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Speaker 2: determines the imperative of an immediate and sustained ceasefire to

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Speaker 2: protect civilians on all sides, allow for the delivery of

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Speaker 2: essential humanitary assistance and alleviate humanitarian suffering and towards that end.

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Speaker 2: Unequivocally supports ongoing international diplomatic efforts to secure such a

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Speaker 2: ceasefire in connection with the release of all remaining hostages.

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Speaker 1: So my reading, they were changing their tune miles. It's

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Speaker 1: like a tonal shift, not content. We didn't say changing

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Speaker 1: the content the lyrics. Yeah, content, No, it's an it's

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Speaker 1: an yeah, yeah, vibes. The vibes have shifted. There's a

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Speaker 2: That's that's what they want the headlines to feel like.

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Speaker 2: And look, reading comprehension is not great, but it sounds

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Speaker 2: like the only thing here that it was quite literally unequivocal,

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Speaker 2: is the support for continued negotiations. The ceasefirepart is more like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's really I mean, determines the imperative of an immediate like.

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Speaker 2: Language matters here because the US has already vetoed three

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Speaker 2: prior resolutions that was put in front of the UN

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Speaker 2: security count until the last one from Algeria, and the

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Speaker 2: difference between all of those they demanded a ceasefire that

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Speaker 2: was respected on all sides. This does not have that

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Speaker 2: same language. So again, the very I guess charitable reading

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Speaker 2: something that is worded like in a way that can

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Speaker 2: just bring in a large coalition of support. But again,

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Speaker 2: if that was the case, there are already bills like this,

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Speaker 2: it was really about a ceasefire and an exchange for hostages.

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Speaker 2: These kinds of things have been proposed, like Hamas also

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Speaker 2: tried to previously negotiate a ceasefire and end to hostilities

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Speaker 2: in exchange for hostages, and Israel rejected that. So, you know, again,

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Speaker 2: I'm not convinced that the US has achieved a tangible

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Speaker 2: and you know, there have been a lot of noises

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Speaker 2: it's only these new elections. And there were sanctions against

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Speaker 2: they say they fall woefully short, because when you look

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Speaker 2: There have been six hundred attacks by settlers in the

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Speaker 2: at least half of those, the Israeli military also participated,

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Speaker 2: So you can't just sanction these private citizens. You have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like they will do the least they

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Speaker 2: It's so cynical, you know, at the end of the

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Speaker 2: now it's interesting there. There are a couple of articles

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Speaker 2: I was looking at where they've added a little bit

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Speaker 2: US is backing a ceasefire, but the nuances and it's

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Speaker 2: un resolution show the tight rope. It walks a little

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Speaker 2: we'll see. I mean, like this is something that who

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Speaker 2: knows the language could change a bit, could or couldn't

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Speaker 2: at the very least. It's just a rhetorical shift.

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Speaker 1: But I'm sorry, do you not want to see someone

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Speaker 1: walk a tight rope that ship is tight and people

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Speaker 1: go to the circus.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry. TikTok has TikTok has turned me into

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Speaker 2: one of those zombie freaks who doesn't like to watch

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Speaker 2: innocent children die.

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Speaker 1: So that's why we got to be all right. People

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Speaker 1: are apparently not happy about a change happening at Subway.

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Speaker 2: Daily's geist trademark pivot right there.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what else people are upset about, Miles.

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Speaker 2: I mean, somebody's getting rid of coke.

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Speaker 1: Subway is getting rid of coke and switching to Betsy Baby.

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Speaker 1: So this is happening January first, twenty twenty five. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so if you spend New Year's at a subway, you

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Speaker 1: could order a Mountain dew at twelve oh one.

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Speaker 2: If you hate yourself, I'll come on, you're getting a

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Speaker 2: twelve oh one. Thanks for pretty much blowing the lid off.

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Speaker 2: What I do every New Year's I go to subway. Well,

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Speaker 2: they're not open, so I break into a subway and

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Speaker 2: make myself a tuna sang way and now wash it

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Speaker 2: down with a mountain dew.

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Speaker 1: Wow. I mean, I'm for any place I can get

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Speaker 1: a nice fountain do a little fountain mountain.

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Speaker 2: Dew, except for at the Austin Airport, except for a

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Speaker 2: Tho airport. Because we were getting barbecue and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I felt like I was ordering for my partner. They're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: what do you want for the fountain drink? And I

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Speaker 2: saw all the options, like there's do and I said, yeah,

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Speaker 2: mountain dew. Let me take a mountain dude the way

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Speaker 2: I said, I got you like, oh, I don't know why,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I better not, you know, I tried to do a

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Speaker 1: werewolf when I get the do. I I can't drink

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Speaker 1: a mountain I can't drink a mountain dew before I

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Speaker 1: get on like a five hour flight. Yeah, people are

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Speaker 1: gonna get hurt. Yeah. So I pounded some Big Red,

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Speaker 1: which shout out to Big Red, a lightly caffeinated, hyper

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Speaker 1: sugary beverage people are. It makes sense to me. This

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Speaker 1: doesn't really make sense from a consumer perspective. Subway going pepsi,

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Speaker 1: because I think a subway as the like healthy option,

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Speaker 1: healthy fast food option, and coke has the two best

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Speaker 1: low calorie beverages, I think, or at least the two

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Speaker 1: most popular. Zero has gotten that just just facts, these

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Speaker 1: are the two most popular. On the other hand, I'm

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Speaker 1: just I'm just here to envision possibilities. What if Mountain

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Speaker 1: Dew work with Subway to create their own version of

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Speaker 1: Baja Blath that was like kind of appropriate. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what would be appropriate to subway, you know, like

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Speaker 1: captures the strip mall, Midwestern vibes give subway. Maybe like

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Speaker 1: Lake turon fish piss, you know what I mean, concrete

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Speaker 1: sewer creek that's fizzing for some reason that should should

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Speaker 1: not be bubbling like that car mechanic runoff like something

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Speaker 1: something that's like you know, with but then like with

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Speaker 1: a little pizzazz karme can runoff like subway tunnel juice, Yes,

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Speaker 1: the subway tunnel, both subway like the fact, because I remember,

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Speaker 1: like back in the day they would have like old

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Speaker 1: timey depictions of like the New York Subway, the New

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, that's kind of what they were they

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Speaker 2: were going for, is that this is.

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Speaker 1: Actually the decomposing corpse of a Italian laborer exactly.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's spicy. Yeah, we know it's funny though too.

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Speaker 2: In my mind, I don't I felt like Subway never

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Speaker 2: served coke. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I remember the DC's going to get a

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Speaker 1: nice turkey sub diet coke or a diet sprite when

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Speaker 1: I was really at my lowest point.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, but I guess because and like I

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Speaker 2: would always get Orange Bang at the one, I would go.

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Speaker 1: To Orange Bang.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it might. It must be like a

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Speaker 2: franchise to franchise. You don't know Orange Bang full. No, well,

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Speaker 2: you don't know Orange Bang horchato oleyful and hajmicho olayfel.

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Speaker 1: No, dude, you've never seen it.

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Speaker 2: There are these like these are like these local fountain drinks.

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Speaker 2: Is this just like only a California thing? You never

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Speaker 2: seen this?

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Speaker 1: Shit? Yeah? Why does that one have like a head

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Speaker 1: like a pillsmer on top of it?

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Speaker 2: Because it's Orange Bang baby, and it's like a off

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Speaker 2: brand Orange Julius.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, it's Orange Bang because exclamation points.

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Speaker 2: Well, Brian, Brian, the editors said Orange Bang is not

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Speaker 2: in every Subway anyway, so that's my privilege.

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Speaker 1: Orange Bang is o Orange Bang caffeinated name like that.

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Speaker 2: I got a no, no, all right, it has egg

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Speaker 2: whites in it though, That's why it's foamy.

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Speaker 1: Damn egg whites. Yeah, egg cream yeah.

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Speaker 2: Man, anyway, sorry, just I'm having my own like Mandela

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Speaker 2: effect moment here, and I'm like, they always had pepsi.

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Speaker 1: What was Orange Bang a pepsi product?

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Speaker 2: No, Orange Bang is like its own thing. Yeah, that

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Speaker 2: shit looks like it was like mixed up in the

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Speaker 2: parking lot. Hey, whatever it takes its Bomba's fucked though,

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Speaker 2: social job done.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyways, I think I see the complaints. I see

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Speaker 1: I also see, you know, some possibilities for a mountain

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Speaker 1: dew centric or a subway centric mountain dew flavor. So, uh,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: And we're back. We're back and the d o j

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Speaker 1: under Joe back at it again. Man laying the goliaths,

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Speaker 1: you know, the little guy the Department of Justice.

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Speaker 2: Third times the what is it a charm?

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Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? Third times?

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Speaker 2: The third time third time just means they'll be fourth

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Speaker 2: time maybe TJ to see Apple.

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Speaker 1: So they just filed a quote landmark lawsuit against Apple

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Speaker 1: accusing them of anti competitive practices and monopolizing the smartphone market.

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Speaker 1: Apple denies the claims, but Merrick Garland said Apple quote

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Speaker 1: undermines apps, products and services that would otherwise make users

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Speaker 1: less reliant on the iPhone and lower costs for consumers

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Speaker 1: Let's go from let's fucking go Merrick Garland, all right,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that happens all the time. All right. Those are

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Speaker 1: some of the things that are trending on this Thursday afternoon.

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Speaker 1: We were back tomar with the whole last episode of

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Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be

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Speaker 1: kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't do nothing about

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Speaker 1: white supremacy, and we will tuck y'all tomorrow. Bye bye,