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Speaker 1: Today, I affed up by sexting with a random girl

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Speaker 1: from Reddit. The only problem she turned out to be

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Speaker 1: a dude with.

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Speaker 2: A big old sausage.

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Speaker 1: Who would have thought that a redditor, an anonymous redditor,

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Speaker 1: it would be a dude, you know. I That is

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Speaker 1: mind blowing to me. I mean, we would have never

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Speaker 1: expected insane. Today, I wanted to try something new, so

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Speaker 1: I decided to score Reddit to find some of those

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Speaker 1: subbredits where people share their snapchats with the purpose of sexting.

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Speaker 1: I got in touch with a girl and she sent

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Speaker 1: me some sweet, sweet nudies and asked me if she

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Speaker 1: could video call me to see me measure myself.

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Speaker 2: Oh you really, really am? I'm selling it, over selling it,

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Speaker 2: I'm earning. I'm earning my money right over here. Sign

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Speaker 2: it to the sex phone line. Now, yeah, you're gonna

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Speaker 2: make everyone just explode their pants right there. What's your

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Speaker 2: Reddit user? Oh? I won't tell anyone and keep going.

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Speaker 1: I'll keep you anonymous. I obliged, and after it was

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Speaker 1: all we were just chatting for a bit and she

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Speaker 1: asked me to send a full body nudie picture of

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Speaker 1: myself with my big old face in it. Wait, did

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Speaker 1: they did the video chatted it sounds like it, which

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Speaker 1: is all, So let's let's let's find out. I said,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that because I'm new to this and

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Speaker 1: I don't fully trust her yet with such a clear

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Speaker 1: picture of me, I concealed my face during the video call.

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Speaker 1: Then she confessed to be a thirty year old dude

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Speaker 1: and said I had a small wee wie damn get him.

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Speaker 1: I replied with, you must have a very fulfilling life

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Speaker 1: and blocked him. There's more.

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Speaker 2: Oh h.

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Speaker 1: To be honest, I don't even care. Still had a

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Speaker 1: good time, and I wouldn't let the hindsight of knowing

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Speaker 1: it was a dude ruin it for me. Hey, never

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Speaker 1: let the hindsight of sexual encounters with dudes ruin the

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Speaker 1: fact that it was a good time. You got some

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Speaker 1: sweet and nut juice. Who's complaining an ant?

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: I mainly felt bad for this guy. He literally doesn't

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Speaker 1: have anything better to do in the middle of the

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Speaker 1: day than watch some random dude whacking it, moaning a

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Speaker 1: random girl's name and insulting people's penis sizes. Why, Why

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Speaker 1: and all that is holy would he think that I

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Speaker 1: care about a sad thirty year old low Life's opinion of.

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Speaker 2: My painis that silence, Like, I mean, what do you

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Speaker 2: expect going on Reddit for love?

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Speaker 1: You know, what do you think you're gonna find?

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Speaker 2: This?

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Speaker 1: This is exactly what you'll find. Overall, even though he

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Speaker 1: fooled me, I felt like I came out on top.

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Speaker 1: You're really over is very happy about this to get

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Speaker 1: in too deep. I was just too horny and wanted

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Speaker 1: a sext with a sweet female. I feel no shame

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Speaker 1: about it. As long as there's two consenting parties, anything goes.

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Speaker 1: Whatever people do on the internet is not my business,

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Speaker 1: and what I do online isn't everyone else's the other

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Speaker 1: guy though, What a sad life it must be to

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Speaker 1: spend your days on Snapchat in a public forum just

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Speaker 1: so you could humiliate people who react to it in

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Speaker 1: pursuit of some intimacy.

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Speaker 2: I'm more embarrassed for him than me.

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Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed from both of you. Yeah, Bray, you should

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Speaker 1: have ended the story. You you don You're so compensated.

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Speaker 1: You're like, you're like, I'm fine with it.

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Speaker 2: I'm so okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm so okay with it.

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Speaker 2: I actually loved it when he said he was a

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Speaker 2: dude that you know that was more of a turn off.

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Speaker 2: Let out a little more nutjuice.