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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. You guys are ready to get

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Speaker 1: pumped up? Yeah, always ready, because it's hard not to

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Speaker 1: be hype with who's on the phone right now? It's

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Speaker 1: time for dirty little secret? Remember texting four one six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, you can tell

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Speaker 1: it on the show. We always keep everybody anonymous. We

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. And on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now Richard Simmons. Whoa fitness guru? You know,

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Speaker 1: short shorts, tan, little body, curly, hairy. Yeah, okay, Richard

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Speaker 1: Simmons is on the phone to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. What's up? Richard Simmons, Hey, what's up? Not

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Speaker 1: much so putting out much material lately? Yeah, still working out,

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Speaker 1: running around, throwing confetti on people or whatever you do.

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Speaker 1: Oh for sure, tons of confetti. Deal emal, I think

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Speaker 1: he did the deal emial thing. That's a really old reference.

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Speaker 1: What are you now, Richard Simmons, Yeah, you're seventy two.

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Speaker 1: Seventy two, you're seventy two. Enough about you and at

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Speaker 1: your age, Richard Simmons, you're calling into tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secrets? So what is your dirty little secret? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My dirty little secret is I flirt with guys who

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Speaker 1: like me to get them to do stuff for me.

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Speaker 1: I feel like every woman does that. You just described

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Speaker 1: how the world was. Yeah, you described why dudes have jobs.

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Speaker 1: What are some things that you've gotten guys to do

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Speaker 1: for you? Change my tires, oil light bulbs, run errands times? Right?

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Speaker 1: It sounds like she said this before. Are you sure

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Speaker 1: this is a secret? Yeah? Yeah, So you basically have

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Speaker 1: personal assistance by flirting with dudes. Yeah. I mean I

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Speaker 1: don't initiate the flirting, so okay, well you know that

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Speaker 1: that guys expects stuff in return. Well, but most guys

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Speaker 1: are stupid and there I'll keep doing it and doing

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Speaker 1: it and doing it and doing it, and it takes

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Speaker 1: probably about four or five years, and they'll be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't think she ever gonna touch me. No. Actually

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Speaker 1: a lot of guys just go for it. Really, they

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Speaker 1: make a move at some point, So you get moves

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Speaker 1: made on you at all. Yeah, I mean some tribe,

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Speaker 1: but I turn them down every time. Gosh. Right, I mean,

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Speaker 1: do you have any idea of how to do these

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Speaker 1: things on your own? Though? Like change your light bulb

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Speaker 1: and stuff? So I actually know how to do all

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Speaker 1: of that stuff, probably way better than these guys do.

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Speaker 1: But you know, it's more free time. You have all

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Speaker 1: the skills to do all the things that you're having

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Speaker 1: guys do for you by flirting with them. You just

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Speaker 1: don't want to do it. Yeah, for sure, Why do

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Speaker 1: it if I don't have to? If they're doing errands

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Speaker 1: for you and things like that, are like as any

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Speaker 1: of them giving you money to Yeah, are you flirting

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Speaker 1: with them to get cash? Pay some bills? They haven't

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Speaker 1: dolla dolla bills, y'all. I haven't tried that one, but

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Speaker 1: I have saved money on gas. It sounds like these

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Speaker 1: guys would do ye and some light bulbs. It sounds

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Speaker 1: like these guys would do anything for you. So I

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Speaker 1: would upgrade your game to cash, Yeah, I would definitely. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to use them. You are using them, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I think that's still using them, but you know,

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Speaker 1: like not really like I'm not using them using them,

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Speaker 1: I'm just like having them do things for me to

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Speaker 1: help me. Yeah, And you're not like paying them to

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Speaker 1: do the things for you, You're having them do it

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Speaker 1: by flirting with them. Yeah. Yeah, Okay, Well I think

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Speaker 1: everybody in this room can agree what is that called using?

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Speaker 1: Oh well, that just goes to show you women can

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Speaker 1: get anything from thirsty dudes. And speaking of thirsty dudes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: follow Alex online. I'm a thirsty dude. No thirsty dudes

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Speaker 1: would want to follow you because you're a d follow

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Speaker 1: Alex online. I'mline. I guess that didn't really make my point. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm a thirsty dude for Alex follow me online. I

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Speaker 1: do follow her, but it's at that dres If you

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Speaker 1: want to follow Alex at that dre is. If you

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Speaker 1: want to follow me, it's at Jewel f And if

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Speaker 1: you want to follow me, it's at Evan on the radio.

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Speaker 1: And also you can just follow the show at the

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show. Sorry to be so confusing about the thirsty

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Speaker 1: dudes things. There are a lot of thirsty dudes, but

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely not one of them,