Speaker 1: All right, we hear you.
Speaker 2: We're listening, and I promise tomorrow starts our brand new episodes. Yees.
Speaker 1: Second Date Podcast. Promise, yes, promise. You're so excited. It
Speaker 1: is definitely drama filled, so you're not gonna want to
Speaker 1: miss it. And today we just got a classic for
Speaker 1: you to enjoy. All right, before we get to it,
Speaker 1: comments Alexis.
Speaker 3: Yes, Tyrone Banks said, when I go fishing and don't
Speaker 3: catch anything for a while, I put on this podcast
Speaker 3: and then a fish bites as soon as I put
Speaker 3: it on, So we help.
Speaker 1: I guess we're going to cast your polls. I don't
Speaker 1: know the same. There we go.
Speaker 4: We know Jeff's really into birds. Maybe he's talking to fish.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 1: That's my fish face. Oh you're talking to them. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's start this please. That's what I said, broken Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Second Date Updates.
Speaker 4: Here's a dilemma you might face in the dating world.
Speaker 4: Let's say you have a hot date scheduled, okay, but
Speaker 4: the day of you are just out of it, whether
Speaker 4: you're sick, or you're jet lagged, or just depressed because
Speaker 4: of what happened on Love Island earlier. Whatever it is
Speaker 4: you know you're not in the best shape. Do you cancel,
Speaker 4: you reschedule? Do you ask a friend to sub in
Speaker 4: that night?
Speaker 5: For you?
Speaker 4: There's a lot of things you could do, but for me, Bro, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know I wasn't. But I bring it up because
Speaker 4: one of our listeners knew he wasn't in peak form
Speaker 4: for date night and now he needs our help. His
Speaker 4: name is Lawrence, So Lawrence, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, zero to one hundred. Where are you at
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 6: I'm like twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: Oh you're still wow?
Speaker 4: Wow. Most people don't. Brook doesn't normally ask people to
Speaker 4: rate themselves on attractiveness on a scale of one hunter,
Speaker 4: but you know.
Speaker 1: It was like how he was feeding.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, before we move on a scale of
Speaker 4: one to ten thousand. Yeah, all right, enough with the
Speaker 4: rating scales. Tell us you said in your email that
Speaker 4: you knew you weren't in the best form the night
Speaker 4: of your day. Why did you say that?
Speaker 6: So the day before I had gotten back from this
Speaker 6: bachelor party in Vegas and it was crazy. O, No.
Speaker 1: You were you were hungover. I feel way less bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is different.
Speaker 2: Why would you schedule a date the day after a
Speaker 2: bachelor party?
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I really thought this girl was cute and
Speaker 6: I thought it was my only shot. I really just
Speaker 6: wanted to meet her where she was at.
Speaker 2: And you were going to be a responsible guy at
Speaker 2: the bachelor party in Vegas.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was a plan, but obviously I didn't follow
Speaker 6: it through.
Speaker 3: It seems like when you have a pull out his
Speaker 3: class in the morning after a night out. You know, if
Speaker 3: you're like, I'm gonna make it so.
Speaker 1: There's more at steak when it comes to a day
Speaker 1: are expensive.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, if you feel like this
Speaker 4: is my one chance to actually go out with this
Speaker 4: really cool person, you're not going to skip or like
Speaker 4: pass on it. You're going to do whatever it takes. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so I get why you would go out with her,
Speaker 4: but the Vegas thing from the night before, for you
Speaker 4: were sleep deprived, that's what you were trying to tell
Speaker 4: him on top of.
Speaker 6: Ye over, Yeah, took forever to get a ride home
Speaker 6: from the airport. When I finally get home, I ended
Speaker 6: up staying up editing my fantasy baseball lineup, which was
Speaker 6: not a good choice.
Speaker 4: Hey, dude, you know I just got one too, so
Speaker 4: I don't blame him as I half an hour to
Speaker 4: edit your lineup.
Speaker 1: The sympathy I had is gone now.
Speaker 3: Jeff set it up like you were going to get
Speaker 3: really sick or something out of your control happenings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we stayed up all night. Do we know?
Speaker 4: Maybe he was sick on top of all of this.
Speaker 6: Look, I came in last place last year. That can't
Speaker 6: be get.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, girls, you can understand this is so dumb.
Speaker 6: And then I finally get to sleep and my dog
Speaker 6: woke me up in the middle of the night for
Speaker 6: no reason.
Speaker 4: Get it, people on the plan, So tell us what
Speaker 4: did you do with April? What was your date idea?
Speaker 6: I ended up taking her to do a bowling alley.
Speaker 6: I did it on purpose because it was noisy, and
Speaker 6: you know, I wanted to get some of my energy
Speaker 6: up and I took some of the focus off.
Speaker 4: Of me, wouldn't that.
Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is, you can have a couple
Speaker 2: of beers feel a little bit better, you thought, you know, like, you.
Speaker 1: Don't have to be the entertainment because you're.
Speaker 6: Not up for that right exactly.
Speaker 1: You know, as soon as she turns around to throw
Speaker 1: a strike, you could just take a little nap.
Speaker 4: So tell us how how was the vibe between you
Speaker 4: and April?
Speaker 6: It was good? If I remembered anything that she said,
Speaker 6: or like anything, betimes the inside.
Speaker 2: Of my eyeld Okay, anytime someone says it was good.
Speaker 2: But I don't remember anything she said.
Speaker 6: I'm exaggerating a little bit. I remember some of it,
Speaker 6: but I ever being really tired of not being best.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you remember?
Speaker 6: I remember we ended up having some greasy food, had
Speaker 6: some laugh and then after that we left and I
Speaker 6: was walking out of the bowling at ally and as
Speaker 6: she was leaving, I guess she thought I was funny
Speaker 6: or something. So she was like, do you want to
Speaker 6: get another drink somewhere else?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a great sign.
Speaker 6: And my mouth said yes, but my like hell no.
Speaker 4: She could just tell yeah, my mouth does stuff that
Speaker 4: my brain never agrees to all the time. So I see,
Speaker 4: you're I know, but you know it's life. Okay, So
Speaker 4: now you're going out for another drink even though you
Speaker 4: don't really feel up for it, or did you go Yeah?
Speaker 6: No, we went out for another drink. We went to
Speaker 6: this too little bourbon bar that she's been dying to
Speaker 6: go to and we had a couple more drinks.
Speaker 2: Is this a moment of regret like things had gone well,
Speaker 2: you should have just chopped it up to a victory.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that would have been smart. I just wanted to
Speaker 6: do anything that she suggested because she was so cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you know you were a bachelor party the
Speaker 3: night before?
Speaker 6: No? I didn't tell her that because I didn't want
Speaker 6: her to get the wrong idea about what we were
Speaker 6: doing there.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, why would that be the right I don't
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 6: It's chill. We just played pop off and drag. But honestly,
Speaker 6: that's not what people think of when they say bachelor party.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 4: Lots of glitter at though, talk golf places. It gets
Speaker 4: on your on your clothes. He's really tired. So anyway,
Speaker 4: let's fast forward to the end. When you and April
Speaker 4: left from each other. How did that go?
Speaker 6: So we were leaving the little bourbon bar and I
Speaker 6: walked her to her car and we had a nice
Speaker 6: hug and that felt good. And then I went home
Speaker 6: and I slept for fifteen hours.
Speaker 1: My god, Oh wow, feels so good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it really, it felt so good. But then when
Speaker 6: I woke up and I texted her. She didn't answer,
Speaker 6: and then she hasn't answered me since. Okay, that's why
Speaker 6: I contacted you guys, so you can call her and
Speaker 6: find out what's up.
Speaker 2: And she hasn't even gotten the full you you know,
Speaker 2: good night that night when you're on, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do that for you. We're going to reach
Speaker 4: out to April. You get about three minutes to take
Speaker 4: a quick nap, so you're at one hundred percent when
Speaker 4: we come back. Everybody, Yeah, we'll all do it, and
Speaker 4: then full energy for our second date update when we
Speaker 4: continue right after this, hold.
Speaker 3: On Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second date updates.
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Speaker 4: Lawrence was dead tired going into his date night with
Speaker 4: April after his bachelor party experience, but he powered through
Speaker 4: and the hangout at the bowling alley and the bourbon
Speaker 4: bar was fun, at least the parts that he can
Speaker 4: remember from that. But we're going to try and step
Speaker 4: up and save it for him.
Speaker 6: He is the deal, guys as super cute. I don't
Speaker 6: know if I did something wrong or if she got
Speaker 6: back together with like an accent something.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think that's it, my man. I mean.
Speaker 2: I think that maybe a good area of growth for
Speaker 2: you would.
Speaker 1: Be maybe admitting when you made a mistake.
Speaker 4: It's a second date update, not a therapy.
Speaker 1: Well, I just.
Speaker 2: Say you played victim a lot to those fantasy baseball teams, victim.
Speaker 1: To the bats.
Speaker 3: Nothing is more unattractive than someone playing victims of stuff
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: I am with you there, like those are your choices,
Speaker 1: and you made bad ones and that's fine.
Speaker 6: And maybe I made a bad decision coming to this.
Speaker 6: I don't need to hear this from my mom.
Speaker 1: Okay, slow it down. You opened my thoughts and that
Speaker 1: was my honest thought.
Speaker 4: Well, maybe you can sugarcoat them a little bit for
Speaker 4: our lovely listeners.
Speaker 2: If people want advice, they need to be open to criticism.
Speaker 4: Anyone that comes on our show does know, all right,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 6: Bottom line. I don't think she knew I was tired.
Speaker 6: I think it's something else, something else that did wrong.
Speaker 2: Really, Okay, there we go, all right, and that's being
Speaker 2: open and I appreciate there's other options.
Speaker 4: It's the optimism that we've been waiting for for the
Speaker 4: first three minutes. Now, let's just dial your date, April.
Speaker 4: We'll see if she answers and hopefully we can get
Speaker 4: some information out of her. Here we go, dialing you
Speaker 4: right now. Hello, Hey, is this April?
Speaker 7: This? This is she? Who's this?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 4: April? We're actually an entire morning radio show called Brook
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the show, April.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Hi, am I on the air right now.
Speaker 4: You sure are with the most positive and optimistic, uplifting
Speaker 4: show that you will ever talk to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we're known for.
Speaker 5: It is Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 6: What is this?
Speaker 4: Well, this is a segment that we do called date Update.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you've ever heard of that before,
Speaker 4: but basically, it's where we try to help our listeners
Speaker 4: get back in touch with somebody after going on a
Speaker 4: great first date with them.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, we hope that it's great.
Speaker 4: Okay, Sorry I didn't say who we who you went
Speaker 4: out with the other night. It's one of our our
Speaker 4: friends named Lawrence.
Speaker 5: Ah, okay, right, you guys went bowling?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she means that not sarcastically anyway.
Speaker 1: I didn't actually mean sarcasm. Though it sounded like a
Speaker 1: fun night.
Speaker 4: We're wondering to get your perspective on how the whole
Speaker 4: evening went.
Speaker 2: That's fine, mostly fine, mostly fine, Okay, okay, like mostly fine.
Speaker 1: Like I'm planning on calling and back.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know, I just I'm mostly like,
Speaker 5: this is kind of strange to be like blasting out
Speaker 5: on the radio, you know what I meant?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we get that. Yeah, And all we're really looking
Speaker 4: for is to help out Lawrence because he is a
Speaker 4: little bit confused.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I mean, look, most of the date was positive.
Speaker 5: He's a fun guy.
Speaker 6: He's cute, good okay, But.
Speaker 5: I mean I'm surprised that he doesn't know, Like I mean,
Speaker 5: I think there was a point where we kind of
Speaker 5: at least I definitely couldn't and I thought he probably
Speaker 5: also felt we could not come back from Uh oh yeah.
Speaker 1: You can't come back from.
Speaker 4: Could you tell us more about that?
Speaker 6: It's pretty bad?
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, yeah, all right.
Speaker 5: Well we went out to you know whatever, We're out
Speaker 5: for the whole night, and he walks me to my car.
Speaker 1: This is the very very end of the evening.
Speaker 5: It's the very end of the evening, and I like
Speaker 5: things had gone well. We were certainly flirty and.
Speaker 1: At that point where you're like hoping for a kiss
Speaker 1: or like.
Speaker 5: How well, that's the vibe I was getting for sure.
Speaker 5: We get to my car and he just kind of
Speaker 5: stands there and I'm like.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll make the first move.
Speaker 5: I lean in to kiss him, and he was very
Speaker 5: like what I thought was polite, like just like being
Speaker 5: very gentle, and he's just kind of like not really
Speaker 5: doing too much with the kissing, and then it's kind
Speaker 5: of just like not much as.
Speaker 6: Happening at all, and my eyes.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you could say that because when I opened
Speaker 5: my eyes, I realized that he's sleeping. He has fallen asleep.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, standing up.
Speaker 5: I mean he was kind of leaning against my cars,
Speaker 5: but he was out.
Speaker 4: He fell asleep mid kiss, focused a lot.
Speaker 1: When did he wake up?
Speaker 5: When I was like, dude, are you asleep? And then
Speaker 5: he just kind of like opened his eyes and laughed
Speaker 5: a little bit and was like, okay.
Speaker 4: See ye oh god, I know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is a little awkward, but sure we kidding.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, wait is that him?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Sorry.
Speaker 4: The way the segment works is we have the other
Speaker 4: person waiting on hold on the other line to talk
Speaker 4: to you, and normally we call them in. But you
Speaker 4: had to say something, Laurence, Are.
Speaker 5: You joking me?
Speaker 6: Right now?
Speaker 5: He's been listening this whole time.
Speaker 1: He needed to hear it, He really did.
Speaker 4: He doesn't even remember kissing you, Lawrence. You didn't bring
Speaker 4: up anything about a first kiss when we talked.
Speaker 6: To you because I thought it was a super long hug.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, this is exactly this is exactly what
Speaker 5: I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: This is humiliating, it's embarrassing to him, not to you,
Speaker 2: it's actually impressive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Laurence. You've got to explain to her.
Speaker 6: Oh, oh, here's what you don't know. Okay, Oh god,
Speaker 6: I went to a bachelor party the night before in Vegas,
Speaker 6: and then when I got back finally, I was up
Speaker 6: until like four in the morning editing my fantasy baseball.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I didn't really a lot of rest the ninety four.
Speaker 4: But okay, I just.
Speaker 6: Thought you were so cute and funny and I just
Speaker 6: wanted to power through. I really liked you, and I'm
Speaker 6: sorry and okay, okay, it wasn't my best.
Speaker 4: They wrap it up, all right. That was a lot.
Speaker 4: I wasn't expecting you to say that much. But April,
Speaker 4: do you hear what he's saying. He was exhausted from
Speaker 4: a long trip before.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I'm hearing him.
Speaker 5: It sounds like he's super responsible. I mean fantasy baseball priorities. No,
Speaker 5: I get it.
Speaker 1: Well, he showed up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. It was so important for him to
Speaker 4: meet you that, despite how tired he was, he was
Speaker 4: willing to do this. Anyway.
Speaker 1: That's a good angle, I know, if we can spin
Speaker 1: it that way.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think more is that he made a
Speaker 2: mistake and he would love a redo.
Speaker 1: Right, because he knows he screwed it up.
Speaker 6: Well, I did, kiss arms is better than I thought,
Speaker 6: so I didn't really screw that up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean ninety nine percent of the date was awesome.
Speaker 5: You don't remember the kids. You definitely don't get to
Speaker 5: count it. And no, you're not getting like points for
Speaker 5: that at all.
Speaker 2: She said, you're a bad kisser, dude, because you're basically
Speaker 2: like kissing a dead person.
Speaker 4: Well, she was the one who initiated the kiss.
Speaker 6: I was a dead person. But the next time I
Speaker 6: will be fully a lot.
Speaker 5: He did have pretty nice lips, but.
Speaker 4: You did stick around for a very long time with
Speaker 4: a very tired man. Just imagine how great he's gonna
Speaker 4: be when he's fully rested at one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Be a bowling.
Speaker 2: I actually, Jeff on that. I mean, like you wanted
Speaker 2: that kiss at the end of the night. I mean,
Speaker 2: sure it was the death of the date, but if
Speaker 2: you could redo it, it may be great.
Speaker 4: I bet on the next date he'll even let you
Speaker 4: change his fantasy baseball lineup for him. No, that is not.
Speaker 1: Cool, don't you.
Speaker 4: Okay, you know, Okay, maybe that's Date three material, but
Speaker 4: we are interested in date number two. April, he's not lying.
Speaker 4: We really want you to go out with him again,
Speaker 4: and we'll pay for it if you say yes.
Speaker 5: I mean, can you promise that you're gonna get a
Speaker 5: full night's sleep? And like, never ever tell anybody besides
Speaker 5: everybody that's listening to the show that you fell asleep
Speaker 5: during our.
Speaker 6: First kiss would be a great story at a I
Speaker 6: will not do that again.
Speaker 4: All right, the.
Speaker 5: Promise, April, all right, but I'm not paying for a
Speaker 5: single thing, not one single thing.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're like all the women that we have on
Speaker 4: this show. Awesome, Congratulations you two you're going out again.
Speaker 4: Day Awesome, Alexis, do you approve of this couple ship?
Speaker 1: The day?
Speaker 7: You would like a wreck like him Bilk and Jeffrey
Speaker 7: in the morning, Against all odds, it's another successful second
Speaker 7: date update.
Speaker 4: They're actually going out again.
Speaker 1: You could fall asleep mid kiss and it's still cool.
Speaker 4: It's actually pretty impressive. And my wish for them is
Speaker 4: I hope it's not just the first kiss. I hope
Speaker 4: they hit all of the major day eating milestones while
Speaker 4: he's asleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like mid proposal e bit, Yeah, they makes her
Speaker 2: parents asleep.
Speaker 4: The first I Love you is while he's dozen off.
Speaker 4: They get engaged mid nap, just sign the paperwork on
Speaker 4: their first home.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure they're going to go back and listen
Speaker 2: to this in podcast form and fall asleep mine mid
Speaker 2: second date to.
Speaker 4: Our inspirations, to all of us and all of our
Speaker 4: listeners YouTube, best of luck in the future of your
Speaker 4: dating life, and if you need some help in your
Speaker 4: personal dating life, you can always email our show. We
Speaker 4: won't fall asleep, We will stay awake to call that
Speaker 4: person who's not calling you back. And you go check
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