WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Eyes Closed Mouth Open

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we hear you.

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<v Speaker 2>We're listening, and I promise tomorrow starts our brand new episodes. Yees.

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<v Speaker 1>Second Date Podcast. Promise, yes, promise. You're so excited. It

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<v Speaker 1>is definitely drama filled, so you're not gonna want to

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<v Speaker 1>miss it. And today we just got a classic for

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<v Speaker 1>you to enjoy. All right, before we get to it,

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<v Speaker 1>comments Alexis.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Tyrone Banks said, when I go fishing and don't

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<v Speaker 3>catch anything for a while, I put on this podcast

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<v Speaker 3>and then a fish bites as soon as I put

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<v Speaker 3>it on, So we help.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we're going to cast your polls. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know the same. There we go.

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<v Speaker 4>We know Jeff's really into birds. Maybe he's talking to fish.

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<v Speaker 5>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my fish face. Oh you're talking to them. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's start this please. That's what I said, broken Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Second Date Updates.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's a dilemma you might face in the dating world.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's say you have a hot date scheduled, okay, but

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<v Speaker 4>the day of you are just out of it, whether

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<v Speaker 4>you're sick, or you're jet lagged, or just depressed because

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<v Speaker 4>of what happened on Love Island earlier. Whatever it is

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<v Speaker 4>you know you're not in the best shape. Do you cancel,

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<v Speaker 4>you reschedule? Do you ask a friend to sub in

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<v Speaker 4>that night?

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<v Speaker 5>For you?

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<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of things you could do, but for me, Bro, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you know I wasn't. But I bring it up because

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<v Speaker 4>one of our listeners knew he wasn't in peak form

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<v Speaker 4>for date night and now he needs our help. His

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<v Speaker 4>name is Lawrence, So Lawrence, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Bro, zero to one hundred. Where are you at

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<v Speaker 1>right now?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like twenty nineteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're still wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow. Most people don't. Brook doesn't normally ask people to

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<v Speaker 4>rate themselves on attractiveness on a scale of one hunter,

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<v Speaker 4>but you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like how he was feeding.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, okay, before we move on a scale of

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<v Speaker 4>one to ten thousand. Yeah, all right, enough with the

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<v Speaker 4>rating scales. Tell us you said in your email that

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<v Speaker 4>you knew you weren't in the best form the night

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<v Speaker 4>of your day. Why did you say that?

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<v Speaker 6>So the day before I had gotten back from this

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<v Speaker 6>bachelor party in Vegas and it was crazy. O, No.

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<v Speaker 1>You were you were hungover. I feel way less bad. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, this is different.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you schedule a date the day after a

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<v Speaker 2>bachelor party?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, because I really thought this girl was cute and

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<v Speaker 6>I thought it was my only shot. I really just

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<v Speaker 6>wanted to meet her where she was at.

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<v Speaker 2>And you were going to be a responsible guy at

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<v Speaker 2>the bachelor party in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I was a plan, but obviously I didn't follow

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<v Speaker 6>it through.

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<v Speaker 3>It seems like when you have a pull out his

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<v Speaker 3>class in the morning after a night out. You know, if

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, I'm gonna make it so.

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<v Speaker 1>There's more at steak when it comes to a day

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<v Speaker 1>are expensive.

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<v Speaker 4>But at the same time, if you feel like this

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<v Speaker 4>is my one chance to actually go out with this

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<v Speaker 4>really cool person, you're not going to skip or like

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<v Speaker 4>pass on it. You're going to do whatever it takes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>so I get why you would go out with her,

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<v Speaker 4>but the Vegas thing from the night before, for you

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<v Speaker 4>were sleep deprived, that's what you were trying to tell

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<v Speaker 4>him on top of.

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<v Speaker 6>Ye over, Yeah, took forever to get a ride home

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<v Speaker 6>from the airport. When I finally get home, I ended

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<v Speaker 6>up staying up editing my fantasy baseball lineup, which was

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<v Speaker 6>not a good choice.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, dude, you know I just got one too, so

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<v Speaker 4>I don't blame him as I half an hour to

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<v Speaker 4>edit your lineup.

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<v Speaker 1>The sympathy I had is gone now.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeff set it up like you were going to get

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<v Speaker 3>really sick or something out of your control happenings.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well we stayed up all night. Do we know?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe he was sick on top of all of this.

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<v Speaker 6>Look, I came in last place last year. That can't

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<v Speaker 6>be get.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, girls, you can understand this is so dumb.

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<v Speaker 6>And then I finally get to sleep and my dog

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<v Speaker 6>woke me up in the middle of the night for

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<v Speaker 6>no reason.

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<v Speaker 4>Get it, people on the plan, So tell us what

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<v Speaker 4>did you do with April? What was your date idea?

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<v Speaker 6>I ended up taking her to do a bowling alley.

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<v Speaker 6>I did it on purpose because it was noisy, and

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<v Speaker 6>you know, I wanted to get some of my energy

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<v Speaker 6>up and I took some of the focus off.

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<v Speaker 4>Of me, wouldn't that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the thing is, you can have a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of beers feel a little bit better, you thought, you know, like, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't have to be the entertainment because you're.

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<v Speaker 6>Not up for that right exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, as soon as she turns around to throw

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<v Speaker 1>a strike, you could just take a little nap.

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<v Speaker 4>So tell us how how was the vibe between you

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<v Speaker 4>and April?

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<v Speaker 6>It was good? If I remembered anything that she said,

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<v Speaker 6>or like anything, betimes the inside.

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<v Speaker 2>Of my eyeld Okay, anytime someone says it was good.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't remember anything she said.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm exaggerating a little bit. I remember some of it,

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<v Speaker 6>but I ever being really tired of not being best.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what do you remember?

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<v Speaker 6>I remember we ended up having some greasy food, had

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<v Speaker 6>some laugh and then after that we left and I

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<v Speaker 6>was walking out of the bowling at ally and as

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<v Speaker 6>she was leaving, I guess she thought I was funny

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<v Speaker 6>or something. So she was like, do you want to

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<v Speaker 6>get another drink somewhere else?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's a great sign.

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<v Speaker 6>And my mouth said yes, but my like hell no.

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<v Speaker 4>She could just tell yeah, my mouth does stuff that

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<v Speaker 4>my brain never agrees to all the time. So I see,

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<v Speaker 4>you're I know, but you know it's life. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 4>now you're going out for another drink even though you

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<v Speaker 4>don't really feel up for it, or did you go Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>No, we went out for another drink. We went to

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<v Speaker 6>this too little bourbon bar that she's been dying to

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<v Speaker 6>go to and we had a couple more drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this a moment of regret like things had gone well,

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<v Speaker 2>you should have just chopped it up to a victory.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that would have been smart. I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 6>do anything that she suggested because she was so cute.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, did you know you were a bachelor party the

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<v Speaker 3>night before?

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<v Speaker 6>No? I didn't tell her that because I didn't want

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<v Speaker 6>her to get the wrong idea about what we were

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<v Speaker 6>doing there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, why would that be the right I don't

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<v Speaker 2>get it.

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<v Speaker 6>It's chill. We just played pop off and drag. But honestly,

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<v Speaker 6>that's not what people think of when they say bachelor party.

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<v Speaker 7>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>Lots of glitter at though, talk golf places. It gets

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<v Speaker 4>on your on your clothes. He's really tired. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>let's fast forward to the end. When you and April

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<v Speaker 4>left from each other. How did that go?

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<v Speaker 6>So we were leaving the little bourbon bar and I

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<v Speaker 6>walked her to her car and we had a nice

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<v Speaker 6>hug and that felt good. And then I went home

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<v Speaker 6>and I slept for fifteen hours.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, Oh wow, feels so good.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it really, it felt so good. But then when

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<v Speaker 6>I woke up and I texted her. She didn't answer,

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<v Speaker 6>and then she hasn't answered me since. Okay, that's why

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<v Speaker 6>I contacted you guys, so you can call her and

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<v Speaker 6>find out what's up.

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<v Speaker 2>And she hasn't even gotten the full you you know,

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<v Speaker 2>good night that night when you're on, it's gonna be great.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's do that for you. We're going to reach

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<v Speaker 4>out to April. You get about three minutes to take

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<v Speaker 4>a quick nap, so you're at one hundred percent when

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<v Speaker 4>we come back. Everybody, Yeah, we'll all do it, and

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<v Speaker 4>then full energy for our second date update when we

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<v Speaker 4>continue right after this, hold.

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<v Speaker 3>On Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second date updates.

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<v Speaker 4>Lawrence was dead tired going into his date night with

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<v Speaker 4>April after his bachelor party experience, but he powered through

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<v Speaker 4>and the hangout at the bowling alley and the bourbon

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<v Speaker 4>bar was fun, at least the parts that he can

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<v Speaker 4>remember from that. But we're going to try and step

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<v Speaker 4>up and save it for him.

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<v Speaker 6>He is the deal, guys as super cute. I don't

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<v Speaker 6>know if I did something wrong or if she got

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<v Speaker 6>back together with like an accent something.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't think that's it, my man. I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that maybe a good area of growth for

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<v Speaker 2>you would.

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<v Speaker 1>Be maybe admitting when you made a mistake.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a second date update, not a therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I just.

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<v Speaker 2>Say you played victim a lot to those fantasy baseball teams, victim.

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<v Speaker 1>To the bats.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing is more unattractive than someone playing victims of stuff

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<v Speaker 3>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I am with you there, like those are your choices,

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<v Speaker 1>and you made bad ones and that's fine.

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<v Speaker 6>And maybe I made a bad decision coming to this.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't need to hear this from my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, slow it down. You opened my thoughts and that

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<v Speaker 1>was my honest thought.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, maybe you can sugarcoat them a little bit for

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<v Speaker 4>our lovely listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>If people want advice, they need to be open to criticism.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyone that comes on our show does know, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>you know.

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<v Speaker 6>Bottom line. I don't think she knew I was tired.

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<v Speaker 6>I think it's something else, something else that did wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Okay, there we go, all right, and that's being

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<v Speaker 2>open and I appreciate there's other options.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the optimism that we've been waiting for for the

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<v Speaker 4>first three minutes. Now, let's just dial your date, April.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll see if she answers and hopefully we can get

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<v Speaker 4>some information out of her. Here we go, dialing you

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<v Speaker 4>right now. Hello, Hey, is this April?

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<v Speaker 7>This? This is she? Who's this?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey?

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<v Speaker 4>April? We're actually an entire morning radio show called Brook

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<v Speaker 4>and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, welcome to the show, April.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, Hi, am I on the air right now.

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<v Speaker 4>You sure are with the most positive and optimistic, uplifting

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<v Speaker 4>show that you will ever talk to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what we're known for.

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<v Speaker 5>It is Okay, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 6>What is this?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, this is a segment that we do called date Update.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you've ever heard of that before,

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<v Speaker 4>but basically, it's where we try to help our listeners

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<v Speaker 4>get back in touch with somebody after going on a

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<v Speaker 4>great first date with them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, we hope that it's great.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Sorry I didn't say who we who you went

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<v Speaker 4>out with the other night. It's one of our our

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<v Speaker 4>friends named Lawrence.

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<v Speaker 5>Ah, okay, right, you guys went bowling?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, she means that not sarcastically anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't actually mean sarcasm. Though it sounded like a

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<v Speaker 1>fun night.

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<v Speaker 4>We're wondering to get your perspective on how the whole

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<v Speaker 4>evening went.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine, mostly fine, mostly fine, Okay, okay, like mostly fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm planning on calling and back.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I don't know, I just I'm mostly like,

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<v Speaker 5>this is kind of strange to be like blasting out

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<v Speaker 5>on the radio, you know what I meant?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we get that. Yeah, And all we're really looking

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<v Speaker 4>for is to help out Lawrence because he is a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit confused.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well, I mean, look, most of the date was positive.

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<v Speaker 5>He's a fun guy.

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<v Speaker 6>He's cute, good okay, But.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I'm surprised that he doesn't know, Like I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>I think there was a point where we kind of

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<v Speaker 5>at least I definitely couldn't and I thought he probably

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<v Speaker 5>also felt we could not come back from Uh oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't come back from.

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<v Speaker 4>Could you tell us more about that?

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<v Speaker 6>It's pretty bad?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, no, yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 5>Well we went out to you know whatever, We're out

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<v Speaker 5>for the whole night, and he walks me to my car.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the very very end of the evening.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the very end of the evening, and I like

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<v Speaker 5>things had gone well. We were certainly flirty and.

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<v Speaker 1>At that point where you're like hoping for a kiss

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<v Speaker 1>or like.

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<v Speaker 5>How well, that's the vibe I was getting for sure.

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<v Speaker 5>We get to my car and he just kind of

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<v Speaker 5>stands there and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I'll make the first move.

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<v Speaker 5>I lean in to kiss him, and he was very

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<v Speaker 5>like what I thought was polite, like just like being

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<v Speaker 5>very gentle, and he's just kind of like not really

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<v Speaker 5>doing too much with the kissing, and then it's kind

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<v Speaker 5>of just like not much as.

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<v Speaker 6>Happening at all, and my eyes.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, you could say that because when I opened

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<v Speaker 5>my eyes, I realized that he's sleeping. He has fallen asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, standing up.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean he was kind of leaning against my cars,

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<v Speaker 5>but he was out.

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<v Speaker 4>He fell asleep mid kiss, focused a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>When did he wake up?

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<v Speaker 5>When I was like, dude, are you asleep? And then

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<v Speaker 5>he just kind of like opened his eyes and laughed

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<v Speaker 5>a little bit and was like, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>See ye oh god, I know.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, this is a little awkward, but sure we kidding.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, yeah, wait is that him?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>The way the segment works is we have the other

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<v Speaker 4>person waiting on hold on the other line to talk

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<v Speaker 4>to you, and normally we call them in. But you

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<v Speaker 4>had to say something, Laurence, Are.

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<v Speaker 5>You joking me?

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<v Speaker 6>Right now?

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<v Speaker 5>He's been listening this whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>He needed to hear it, He really did.

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<v Speaker 4>He doesn't even remember kissing you, Lawrence. You didn't bring

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<v Speaker 4>up anything about a first kiss when we talked.

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<v Speaker 6>To you because I thought it was a super long hug.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, this is exactly this is exactly what

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<v Speaker 5>I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>This is humiliating, it's embarrassing to him, not to you,

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<v Speaker 2>it's actually impressive.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Laurence. You've got to explain to her.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, oh, here's what you don't know. Okay, Oh god,

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<v Speaker 6>I went to a bachelor party the night before in Vegas,

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<v Speaker 6>and then when I got back finally, I was up

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<v Speaker 6>until like four in the morning editing my fantasy baseball.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't really a lot of rest the ninety four.

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<v Speaker 4>But okay, I just.

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<v Speaker 6>Thought you were so cute and funny and I just

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<v Speaker 6>wanted to power through. I really liked you, and I'm

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<v Speaker 6>sorry and okay, okay, it wasn't my best.

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<v Speaker 4>They wrap it up, all right. That was a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't expecting you to say that much. But April,

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<v Speaker 4>do you hear what he's saying. He was exhausted from

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<v Speaker 4>a long trip before.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean, I'm hearing him.

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<v Speaker 5>It sounds like he's super responsible. I mean fantasy baseball priorities. No,

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<v Speaker 5>I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he showed up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's true. It was so important for him to

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<v Speaker 4>meet you that, despite how tired he was, he was

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<v Speaker 4>willing to do this. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good angle, I know, if we can spin

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<v Speaker 1>it that way.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I think more is that he made a

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<v Speaker 2>mistake and he would love a redo.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, because he knows he screwed it up.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I did, kiss arms is better than I thought,

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<v Speaker 6>so I didn't really screw that up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean ninety nine percent of the date was awesome.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't remember the kids. You definitely don't get to

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<v Speaker 5>count it. And no, you're not getting like points for

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<v Speaker 5>that at all.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, you're a bad kisser, dude, because you're basically

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<v Speaker 2>like kissing a dead person.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, she was the one who initiated the kiss.

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<v Speaker 6>I was a dead person. But the next time I

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<v Speaker 6>will be fully a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>He did have pretty nice lips, but.

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<v Speaker 4>You did stick around for a very long time with

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<v Speaker 4>a very tired man. Just imagine how great he's gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be when he's fully rested at one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 1>Be a bowling.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually, Jeff on that. I mean, like you wanted

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<v Speaker 2>that kiss at the end of the night. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>sure it was the death of the date, but if

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<v Speaker 2>you could redo it, it may be great.

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<v Speaker 4>I bet on the next date he'll even let you

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<v Speaker 4>change his fantasy baseball lineup for him. No, that is not.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool, don't you.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you know, Okay, maybe that's Date three material, but

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<v Speaker 4>we are interested in date number two. April, he's not lying.

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<v Speaker 4>We really want you to go out with him again,

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<v Speaker 4>and we'll pay for it if you say yes.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, can you promise that you're gonna get a

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<v Speaker 5>full night's sleep? And like, never ever tell anybody besides

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<v Speaker 5>everybody that's listening to the show that you fell asleep

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<v Speaker 5>during our.

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<v Speaker 6>First kiss would be a great story at a I

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<v Speaker 6>will not do that again.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, the.

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<v Speaker 5>Promise, April, all right, but I'm not paying for a

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<v Speaker 5>single thing, not one single thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you're like all the women that we have on

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<v Speaker 4>this show. Awesome, Congratulations you two you're going out again.

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<v Speaker 4>Day Awesome, Alexis, do you approve of this couple ship?

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<v Speaker 1>The day?

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<v Speaker 7>You would like a wreck like him Bilk and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 7>in the morning, Against all odds, it's another successful second

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<v Speaker 7>date update.

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<v Speaker 4>They're actually going out again.

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<v Speaker 1>You could fall asleep mid kiss and it's still cool.

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<v Speaker 4>It's actually pretty impressive. And my wish for them is

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<v Speaker 4>I hope it's not just the first kiss. I hope

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<v Speaker 4>they hit all of the major day eating milestones while

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<v Speaker 4>he's asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like mid proposal e bit, Yeah, they makes her

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<v Speaker 2>parents asleep.

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<v Speaker 4>The first I Love you is while he's dozen off.

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<v Speaker 4>They get engaged mid nap, just sign the paperwork on

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<v Speaker 4>their first home.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm sure they're going to go back and listen

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<v Speaker 2>to this in podcast form and fall asleep mine mid

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<v Speaker 2>second date to.

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<v Speaker 4>Our inspirations, to all of us and all of our

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<v Speaker 4>listeners YouTube, best of luck in the future of your

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<v Speaker 4>dating life, and if you need some help in your

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<v Speaker 4>personal dating life, you can always email our show. We

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<v Speaker 4>person who's not calling you back. And you go check

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<v Speaker 4>out all of our second Date updates wherever you get

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