Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Man Nizer, here's Nikki. Hello here,
Speaker 1: I am welcome to the show. It's Nickulaser podcast. Andrew
Speaker 1: is here with me spinning a basketball on his finger.
Speaker 1: I can never do it, man nubs. Maybe they gotta
Speaker 1: be pointer. Yeah, maybe you do have to have a
Speaker 1: little bit of a actual point of a fingertip. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They do all look like they were sawed off about
Speaker 1: a happenage, like like you were raising your hand in class. Well,
Speaker 1: if you're wondering, my dick looks exactly the same. A
Speaker 1: low flying drone just went cream like those things that
Speaker 1: like like hedge trim hedges. Oh yeah, it was trying
Speaker 1: to reach the top of a hedge and it was
Speaker 1: like rain. No, you know, they don't get smaller at
Speaker 1: the top. They're like the same. Whit say, like a
Speaker 1: little hot dogs dog dot com. Your your mom's birthday
Speaker 1: meal if I only had beans in my hand, just mom,
Speaker 1: you're your mom's ideal mother day as you just serving
Speaker 1: her beans in bed. Thanks Sun, I have always loved you.
Speaker 1: I wish your hands were a little longer so I
Speaker 1: could have more beans. Oh my god. Yeah, these are yeah,
Speaker 1: these are interesting. Yeah, it's like the painted nails on
Speaker 1: the third quarter of Well, you bought your nails down
Speaker 1: to the little so they're like little, uh barely. Like
Speaker 1: if you looked up in the sky, you'd go the
Speaker 1: moon isn't there, and you go, no, it's the most
Speaker 1: it's the most waxing it will ever be, you know,
Speaker 1: like a sliver of a moon. Oh, yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: have a clip snail. Yeah you have eclipse. Now you've
Speaker 1: you've clipsed them a little too much? With my teeth
Speaker 1: that aren't there? What teth? What tooth are you getting
Speaker 1: them with? Because them down for a while. I always
Speaker 1: do the same tooth like that the only place where
Speaker 1: my teeth like meet every single time. And I know
Speaker 1: that they do. Yeah, you do this weird thing where
Speaker 1: you tuck them. Wait, show me your strategy because I
Speaker 1: don't understand trying to figure it out. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm in a trance every time I do it. I'm serious.
Speaker 1: You you do underneath? Well, how is that getting anything?
Speaker 1: Is there a nail file on the bottom of your tooth?
Speaker 1: Because I need both teeth to clamp down on the
Speaker 1: nail and bite it, and I think I get it.
Speaker 1: Going with the wait, try to figure out because I
Speaker 1: don't you know what I'm doing. I'm using can opener manual.
Speaker 1: And then what I'm saying, Andrew uses one just his
Speaker 1: lower teeth to bite his fingernails. He doesn't even use
Speaker 1: his top teeth. Us to what do you owe? To
Speaker 1: get it uprooted and to lift it up? You use
Speaker 1: like you know, those little things that get staples out. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but you use for your bottom by the nail open
Speaker 1: from its bad. I'm so sorry to everyone listening. Oh
Speaker 1: I know I'm thinking about I had to do that
Speaker 1: once out of my finger because you never stapled your fingers.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you always tell you told me that as
Speaker 1: a kid. You can still feel it if you've ever
Speaker 1: set it clamped down all the way like it stapled
Speaker 1: shut on your finger. It closed. Boy, I had to
Speaker 1: turn the paper in with my love those little things
Speaker 1: that you would. I used to love those little things
Speaker 1: that you would, Yeah, to get the staples and you
Speaker 1: got I'm hungry first. That's what took Carty's fingers. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had a kid in my class. His his dad
Speaker 1: ran over his arm with the lawnmower, cut his arm off,
Speaker 1: and then they re attached it whole arm, whole arm,
Speaker 1: like it was just dangling and I was thinking about
Speaker 1: that guy that got eaten by a shark, oh six
Speaker 1: months ago. Yeah, but we said we focused on that lot.
Speaker 1: I mean, that was a big moment on our show.
Speaker 1: That was a horrible, horrible thing to happen. I'm still
Speaker 1: thinking of that guy. Um yeah, getting a whole arm. No,
Speaker 1: shut up. His spirit lives on on this podcast. Tell
Speaker 1: you that up there, man, you point out at him.
Speaker 1: There he goes. Are you watching nv NBA Finals, No doubt.
Speaker 1: I watched it the other night. How do you feel
Speaker 1: about it? Um, well, I'm watching it because Chris was
Speaker 1: watching it and he um, he really likes the guy
Speaker 1: from St. Louis. Yeah, Tatum. Yeah, here's a good guy.
Speaker 1: Chris's goal Chris loves St. Louis, you know, and he
Speaker 1: wants St. Louis, like just to achieve everything, as if St.
Speaker 1: Louis was his Like, you know, he just loves St.
Speaker 1: Louis and he wants St. Louis. So his goal is
Speaker 1: that this Tatum guy does enough impressive things wins Boston
Speaker 1: a can I guess, yeah, that he gets a basketball
Speaker 1: team back here. No, damn, he wants Tatum he wants
Speaker 1: he you know, everyone who's not in Boston hates Boston's
Speaker 1: sports teams pretty much. Well, Boston fans are known to
Speaker 1: be pieces of ship, but all fans are pieces of ship,
Speaker 1: but they're extra, Yes, they're extra. Okay, So he wants
Speaker 1: a statue of Tatum, who's from St. Louis, erected in Boston,
Speaker 1: so that a famous St. Louis in is being heralded.
Speaker 1: And as there's a statue, and he thinks that he
Speaker 1: could probably get it, that this kid is that good
Speaker 1: that someday there would be a statue of a St.
Speaker 1: Louis and in Boston as kind of like a secret
Speaker 1: fuck you to Boston of like, yeah, you you claim
Speaker 1: this guy, but we we started them. I think I
Speaker 1: kind of like it. It's like it's such as from
Speaker 1: and if people from North Carolina. Yeah, so he's from
Speaker 1: North Carolina. I'm sure, but I wonder if they're like
Speaker 1: that statue in Chicago. That's I always feel about baseball
Speaker 1: teams where Chris is like excited about the Cardinals and
Speaker 1: I go, because we were talking, I go, David Freeze
Speaker 1: is the only one I think that not David Freeze,
Speaker 1: was that David Freeze he was from saying, you know,
Speaker 1: but he but he was impressive for a while and
Speaker 1: um run, oh yeah he I mean Chris had me
Speaker 1: watch that highlight. It was an amazing That's the thing,
Speaker 1: like I can get into sports if someone describes to
Speaker 1: me what they mean to them and like what and
Speaker 1: what they meant at the time, Like Chris walked me
Speaker 1: through how he felt when the Cardinals were it was
Speaker 1: the sixth game of the seven game series, Boston was
Speaker 1: about to take it all, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: David Freeze stepped up and like like he just described
Speaker 1: the moment where he was and him and Tim are
Speaker 1: on the like couch jumping up and down in their
Speaker 1: Greenpoint apartment like screen like and you could just tell
Speaker 1: he was like it was like me talking about meeting
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift or something like. It was just so palpable
Speaker 1: the excitement. And then he also told me that he
Speaker 1: was like playing pickleball the other day and he his
Speaker 1: favorite tennis player isn't Nadal, and that there was this
Speaker 1: like that they were playing to pickleball against two guys
Speaker 1: that were like much better than them, and him and
Speaker 1: my friend Rob Durham and his friend. He's a comedian
Speaker 1: in town. They were playing against these two guys, and
Speaker 1: these two guys were like get a little cocky like
Speaker 1: because they were just like, we're so much better and
Speaker 1: we're gonna beat these guys. And Chris and Rob had
Speaker 1: him at the first and then the guys came back
Speaker 1: and they were losing a lot, a lot, and then
Speaker 1: Chris was like he remembered this moment that Nadal was
Speaker 1: like down really like like it was like zero. It
Speaker 1: was something love, you know, like I don't hear that
Speaker 1: word out of Chris's mouth a lot, so when I
Speaker 1: do hear it, I perk up. I go what you're
Speaker 1: talking about? And he guys, now I'm talking about a
Speaker 1: sports score, And I was like I was close enough,
Speaker 1: um so I think you would like that joke. And
Speaker 1: so then he was like and then Nadal just came
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. He had a screenshot of the moment
Speaker 1: Nadal like turned the game around and like went for
Speaker 1: this like lunch for the shot, and everything turned around,
Speaker 1: and then he ended up winning consecutively, winning so many
Speaker 1: I don't even know what game it was or whatever,
Speaker 1: but it was like this moment that for him, he
Speaker 1: was like he channeled that with these cocky guys were
Speaker 1: like think thought they were gonna take it, and he
Speaker 1: was like, it doesn't matter that we're so far out
Speaker 1: of the like we're not gonna win. We could. And
Speaker 1: then he turned it around in that moment because he
Speaker 1: was channeling the doll and He's like, that's why sports
Speaker 1: matter to me. And I'm like, sports matter to you
Speaker 1: so that you can do well in sports, Like it's
Speaker 1: always likes and that's how I was sweet helped the village. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was yeah exactly, t shirts that weren't hip, non
Speaker 1: uh like non professional pickleball game against two guys from
Speaker 1: South County. Well, how it sounds like Chris loves an
Speaker 1: underdog story. So it's like that's what St. Louis is
Speaker 1: to a lot of people. A lot of times with sports.
Speaker 1: It's the smaller city against the big city of Boston.
Speaker 1: And that's the idea of Tatum, Like he's from a
Speaker 1: smaller even though St. Louis pretty big city. It's not
Speaker 1: like he's from the farm. Yeah yeah, but still like
Speaker 1: I get that, like I would do if I showed you,
Speaker 1: I gotta show you a picture of when I was
Speaker 1: a sophomore in high school playing high school football. I
Speaker 1: was like, Nikki, the jersey went past my knees. Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I remember seeing a picture of you. When
Speaker 1: was that picture where you were the tiniest of all
Speaker 1: the girls? You were you they were lined up by
Speaker 1: height and you were smaller than all the girls. The
Speaker 1: grass was taller than me. Yeah. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: moving here, and then they shaved my nubs off. What
Speaker 1: did Rudy inspire? You did? Like the little engine? Who
Speaker 1: could the little Rudy? I watched the Yeah Rudy and
Speaker 1: kidd because you felt like you might be Rudy. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: in my coach, here's the funny thing. My coach would
Speaker 1: be like, dude, you have so much heart. If anyone
Speaker 1: had heart like Colin, I'm like, heart is the worst
Speaker 1: thing to have. Start like, he's a nice comedian. That's thirty.
Speaker 1: Heart should be the name the score. It's zero heart
Speaker 1: sucks love. Yeah, you know it's saying it's like, well,
Speaker 1: it's like it's like the coach his award that was
Speaker 1: a thing I used to get most improved and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, most dedicated. That's all heard. Yeah, even like
Speaker 1: I I complimented someone yesterday and I was like, you
Speaker 1: worked so hard? And I was like, oh, why did
Speaker 1: I say that? They're just talented? Why do I have
Speaker 1: to say you work hard? Just give them a fucking compliment.
Speaker 1: The funny part was like I didn't have that much heart.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, but barely A yeah, you what
Speaker 1: you had was a negligent family home and a desire
Speaker 1: to to succeed outside, just have friends and to get
Speaker 1: a warm cooked meal with another family. You wanted that
Speaker 1: like car blowed meal before the game. That felt like
Speaker 1: a dude, I hit you want to you had you had?
Speaker 1: You probably had heart? No I did? I mean for
Speaker 1: how small I was, But and you're just a good
Speaker 1: athlete though, I mean, can can you say that? Or
Speaker 1: was it just that? Is that what you say to
Speaker 1: someone who looks so tiny that has a good athletic ability,
Speaker 1: But it's like it's never gonna happen for you? I mean,
Speaker 1: did you like like Mugsy Bogues? I mean I was
Speaker 1: people like didn't you look up to shorties? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: looked them in the eye. Yeah, Danny was my sports hero.
Speaker 1: My sports hero is Webster. Did you look to any
Speaker 1: sort basketball players that were like dunkers that I musy
Speaker 1: bugs spud Web. Spud Web was five seven and he
Speaker 1: could dunk. Of course these but both sound short. Spud
Speaker 1: Web sounds like what we call your names, my spun
Speaker 1: webs beans. So you see, Bogs is also like a
Speaker 1: tiny guy's name. Yeah, dude, I was. I was obsessed
Speaker 1: with these. I didn't want to pick them just because
Speaker 1: I was small too. Like that's the other thing. It's like,
Speaker 1: you're small. You need to like these small people. It's like,
Speaker 1: but yeah, if they could do it, so could I
Speaker 1: that kind of you? Um yeah, and I just remember
Speaker 1: it just like I would. I started on special teams,
Speaker 1: and uh, we're in special teams. Special teams. Okay, how
Speaker 1: do I describe? You know, when they kick off and
Speaker 1: there's like ten guys running down and then the guy
Speaker 1: receives it. Yeah, that's special team. Now imagine, imagine I'm
Speaker 1: Chris telling you, wait, a special team. That doesn't make
Speaker 1: any sense. So the people that start the game, yes,
Speaker 1: and the punt do you know the punt the punter?
Speaker 1: Why is that special? Why is that different than the
Speaker 1: rest of this Well, there's offense, defense and special teams.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, there's another, there's a third. Doesn't anyone go
Speaker 1: special teams special? It sounds pretty bad. It was defense.
Speaker 1: There's never offense being yelled, and there's never special teams
Speaker 1: being and special teams? Does it? Is it for the
Speaker 1: worst players on the team. They're not the best? Okay,
Speaker 1: So that's a yes, yeah, okay, But there have been
Speaker 1: special teams guys that have become like is the kicker
Speaker 1: a special team? So it's like things that aren't offensive defense,
Speaker 1: So water boy ball shiner inflater, Tom Brady son, baby boy,
Speaker 1: So I was on specialty. This was the best my
Speaker 1: coach one time because there's two things you got to
Speaker 1: know about football, two things offense, defense, and oh special
Speaker 1: takes what a moron? And it was one of the
Speaker 1: biggest speeches before the biggest game. Where do you learn
Speaker 1: all this stuff? Like what do you mean? Where is
Speaker 1: the young boy? Do you learn about football? And what
Speaker 1: it means? Like how do you that's all we learn?
Speaker 1: But how did you learn? Like there are four downs
Speaker 1: and there are this many points and like how do
Speaker 1: you how do you put up? Where do you put
Speaker 1: all that? When you're a little kid. That's so much information,
Speaker 1: there's so much technical stuff in football, football, baseball, every sport, soccer, um. Well,
Speaker 1: usually as a kid, it's just like handed off, run
Speaker 1: that way, and then you slowly it's not like you
Speaker 1: don't really know. It's almost like being in band where
Speaker 1: you just like blow into the instrument and kind of
Speaker 1: like moment and then over time you're like, maybe I
Speaker 1: should learn a note. I never learn I know, but yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I know. When you're doing football, do you like you
Speaker 1: didn't start? If I see this is the thing about me,
Speaker 1: I would have had a panic attack because I didn't
Speaker 1: know all that. I'd be like, well, I don't understand
Speaker 1: what the yards are. I don't know. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: used to panic because I didn't know the technical stuff,
Speaker 1: and so I didn't want to play, Like I don't
Speaker 1: I need to know everything before I start something, Because
Speaker 1: what are you doing if you learn through doing that,
Speaker 1: you've learned not an official game, You hit the ball
Speaker 1: the wrong way, or you send it to someone who
Speaker 1: isn't you send to someone who's not that person was
Speaker 1: open over there where you get you fucking get it
Speaker 1: like that kind of stuff. Why do I feel you
Speaker 1: would if you leaned in the competitiveness and that stuff.
Speaker 1: You could really like it. You like being competitive, yes,
Speaker 1: but but but you are naturally pretty. You're dude. I've
Speaker 1: seen you throw that fucking whatever that your dad's like
Speaker 1: Navajo like throwing ball thing he had out is. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you're good at that. To Come Alive it
Speaker 1: talks all yeah, I'm reading it. I started reading it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, didn't I didn't know what and drive
Speaker 1: it to it's so good. Well because it's that guy
Speaker 1: from that the Tools book that we love that I
Speaker 1: read a fourth of, not even a fourth of. Maybe
Speaker 1: I got the tools to read that book. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: one was so good. It's what is it called? Coming Alive?
Speaker 1: I downloaded both the audiobook and a first I download
Speaker 1: the audiobook and I was like, funk. I didn't mean to.
Speaker 1: I wanted to because I like reading self help books,
Speaker 1: like listening to them. I'll just fall asleep. Um. And
Speaker 1: then I downloaded that and I was like, okay, I
Speaker 1: guess I'm sending thirty dollars on this book that would
Speaker 1: have cost me fifteen. So I downloaded both and then
Speaker 1: I was reading along as they were like talking. The
Speaker 1: audio book though, was like they insisted the authors insisted
Speaker 1: they read it not the best choice. I know there's
Speaker 1: a guy with like a very thick, like Jewish Brooklyn accent, yes,
Speaker 1: and he has no there's no like difference, Like he
Speaker 1: doesn't get excited. There's no tonal shift anywhere. It's very monotone.
Speaker 1: I like that idea though, but it's kind of like subtitles.
Speaker 1: It's like it reminds me of being in class. And
Speaker 1: the problem is I always read ahead because I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're so slow, and so I started doing it faster
Speaker 1: and then I was. But anyway, it was it is
Speaker 1: helpful because as soon as I wanted to go to sleep,
Speaker 1: I was like, I kind of just want to drift
Speaker 1: off with this, and then you can put the audiobook
Speaker 1: on stop reading it thirty minutes so it stops, so
Speaker 1: you don't just read the whole book throughout the night.
Speaker 1: But I do know about us talk about special teams.
Speaker 1: There's a thing called the special Force, the the part
Speaker 1: X part X part part X is a thing in
Speaker 1: the book, and it's the thing that prevents you from
Speaker 1: It's like someone with a gun to your head telling
Speaker 1: you not to do things and to stay in bed,
Speaker 1: don't don't eat that extra helping don't exercise today. There's
Speaker 1: like constantly a part of you that is forcing you
Speaker 1: at like like pointing a gun at you, making you
Speaker 1: feel like you are. You have no choice but to
Speaker 1: surrender to these bad habits that prevent you from reaching
Speaker 1: your full potential as an um an NBA athlete, which
Speaker 1: is what I'm going to be once I really start
Speaker 1: stop listening to this thing, you can be anything you
Speaker 1: want and at a certain age exactly because yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I told Chris last night because he was talking
Speaker 1: about light is this insulting? Can I just ask you
Speaker 1: a quick quick question as a boy? Yeah? Um, I
Speaker 1: was talking to It's last night about he's training for
Speaker 1: this bike trip he's doing and he like does like
Speaker 1: sometimes two or three hour rides a day, Like he's
Speaker 1: really training and he's working with someone and he's doing
Speaker 1: like nutrition and like all he's just doing a whole regiment.
Speaker 1: But he's like very dedicated to it, but it takes
Speaker 1: so much time. And um, I said to him, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't know, I just really feel I
Speaker 1: was like, he's like, it's not sustainable, but it's you know,
Speaker 1: I'd like to do it the rest of my life
Speaker 1: in some way, and I was like, oh, there's probably
Speaker 1: a way to moderate it. But um, he was like.
Speaker 1: I was like, but it's cool though that you can
Speaker 1: like get so dedicated to something and like actually do it,
Speaker 1: Like he he does not skip a workout, like he's
Speaker 1: really good about it. Um, and he I said to him,
Speaker 1: he was like, I just feel like I'm really good
Speaker 1: at it and I could actually be really really good.
Speaker 1: And I said, that's true, Like you're an NBA. I've
Speaker 1: always said that to him, a natural born athlete, which
Speaker 1: is a joke that it makes it sound like I'm
Speaker 1: a dumb sports girl. That's like, you're an NBA, Like
Speaker 1: it sounds like I think, so I said, you're you're
Speaker 1: obviously a natural born athlete and um, yeah, you could be.
Speaker 1: You could be the like the best for your age bracket?
Speaker 1: Is that a bad thing to say? It's true though,
Speaker 1: like he could read he could be because there's like
Speaker 1: sports competitions at every level of age. R That's how
Speaker 1: it doesn't that Yeah, was that was there offense taken? No.
Speaker 1: I was just worried to to send it because I
Speaker 1: did have the caveat of like, Okay, he's not gonna
Speaker 1: be as good as he could have been at twenty
Speaker 1: two doing this. But he's forty one, he's about to
Speaker 1: be forty one, and he's pretty Um I think he
Speaker 1: could be the best forty one year old at this thing.
Speaker 1: I do feel like he didn't take offensive. I think
Speaker 1: he was, But at the time I was like, if
Speaker 1: someone told me you could be the best for your
Speaker 1: age group, I'd be like, UM, fuck you. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: too insecure to handle that age thing. Well, here's the
Speaker 1: thing about cycling. I really do think if you took
Speaker 1: it serious, you could be almost just as good at
Speaker 1: forty one as if you started at twenty two and
Speaker 1: took it like a weird like if ping pong, golf,
Speaker 1: long distance running for women, they're usually in their mid
Speaker 1: thirties when they're winning for like all women's ages. So
Speaker 1: there are things like that. You said you could you'd
Speaker 1: be the best for sixty and older. Yeah, that would
Speaker 1: be insulting. All right, let's go to break and come
Speaker 1: back after this. All right, welcome back to the show. Um,
Speaker 1: I we have a guest now. Um, we took too
Speaker 1: much time and so we didn't I didn't properly introduce
Speaker 1: her before and say and warn you guys. But we
Speaker 1: have a guest on the show. Um. She runs the
Speaker 1: may Day Rescue, which is where I got Luigi and
Speaker 1: Marian in Los Angeles, and she's also a lesbians to show.
Speaker 1: She also is the host of the possibly online series UM,
Speaker 1: Who's Your Doggie? Which is I just filmed um yesterday. UM,
Speaker 1: please welcome Natalie Garcia. Hello. Hi, Natalie's in town because
Speaker 1: we filmed. She came to me from l A to
Speaker 1: film the finale of the show Who's Your Doggie? Where
Speaker 1: we find out yes, yes, yeah, it's literally yeah, we
Speaker 1: can just tell yeah pretty much. So the show is
Speaker 1: like where we you do you, Like, we get swab
Speaker 1: samples from the dog and then you come back and
Speaker 1: then we reveal they're finding out like your family treat
Speaker 1: kind of. I mean it's through the sent shock waves
Speaker 1: through Luigi's life. After this revelation, he is not the same.
Speaker 1: I cannot reveal what he is yet because that episode
Speaker 1: will come later, but I'll tell you off fairy. Um. So,
Speaker 1: but Natalie, Um, I said she's a lesbian because we
Speaker 1: talked yesterday about like what we're gonna talk about, and
Speaker 1: she was like, can we do not talk about like
Speaker 1: we can talk about rescue stuff, but yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to like, you know, yeah, like
Speaker 1: there's more to me than just a dog lady. There's
Speaker 1: another dog lady. Yes, there is another dog lady and
Speaker 1: I lived with Okay, well Natalie, um uh so when
Speaker 1: did you know you were questions? I mean I kind
Speaker 1: of have a lot. Great, I love this. Let're gay?
Speaker 1: Uh when I used to want to be like my
Speaker 1: teachers but realized I didn't want to be like them.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be that you wanted to be like
Speaker 1: with my famale? What what? What age was this? Like
Speaker 1: seven seven? Just like wanting to like you're like yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I want to be like that
Speaker 1: when I'm older, Like I like how she dresses. And
Speaker 1: I'd always be kind of obsessed with them, but like
Speaker 1: didn't realize it, like everyone else would just kind of
Speaker 1: leave to recess and I'd like hang out and just
Speaker 1: literally thought, oh, maybe I want to be a teacher,
Speaker 1: but then I would do that and wants to be
Speaker 1: a teacher, med not be a person that wants to
Speaker 1: help our youth, but you just want to get in them.
Speaker 1: Um that makes sense to me. I've feel like I've
Speaker 1: even said that a lot of times where guys I've dated,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, wait a second, they don't like me.
Speaker 1: They want to be me. Like I've had the opposite
Speaker 1: where it's like they don't they don't like me. They
Speaker 1: just go like, wait, how did you get that thing?
Speaker 1: Like I wanna? They wanna because I have a very
Speaker 1: masculine energy, so they're like they want my confidence. They
Speaker 1: were getting exactly I was going to ask, it's weird
Speaker 1: two roads. Yeah, wait when did you even know? No? No, no, no, um.
Speaker 1: I came out when I was fourteen fourteen, like no,
Speaker 1: so I am a gold star are yeah? My god?
Speaker 1: Real fourteen? How did you struggle with it before you
Speaker 1: came out or was it not? Really? Honestly for me,
Speaker 1: I kind of was just like that kid that like
Speaker 1: I like to shock people, So I was like pretty excited.
Speaker 1: My mom is also my parents are divorced, but my
Speaker 1: mom has always been by, but she also likes to
Speaker 1: like embarrass me. So like my friend picked me up
Speaker 1: for like we're literally going to like have coffee or something,
Speaker 1: and when he picked me up, my mom was like,
Speaker 1: make sure to wear a condom, I mean seatbelt and
Speaker 1: so I wanted to just get her right away, and
Speaker 1: I was like, mom, I'm a lesbian. I like checks,
Speaker 1: and then I left and when I came back, she
Speaker 1: was like, was that serious? Like I don't care? And
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean maybe I don't really I
Speaker 1: kind of want to date girls, and she was like great.
Speaker 1: And so then from that moment on, I kind of
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna do this because I came out
Speaker 1: and so now I'm a bit you're locked in. I
Speaker 1: really took it, and actually I'm straight and I'm getting
Speaker 1: I've held on this too. I just really always wanted
Speaker 1: to be a teacher. I realized that was now I'm
Speaker 1: quitting everything and I'm hoping to get my teaching degree.
Speaker 1: But that is interesting, like wanting to shock, that's what
Speaker 1: I what I used to like want to be gay
Speaker 1: just so I could make my parents mad because it
Speaker 1: was a thing that I knew that they knew I
Speaker 1: couldn't choose, because I knew my parents fell on the
Speaker 1: right side of like, no one's choosing to be like
Speaker 1: it's not it's just your you are, and so I
Speaker 1: knew that they couldn't get mad at me about it,
Speaker 1: you know, But that they would be secretly a little
Speaker 1: bit disappointed because of the whole I just don't my
Speaker 1: daughter to have people judge her and struggle, even though
Speaker 1: it's like their judgment that they're protecting on other people,
Speaker 1: but it is, you know, it is tougher to be.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what my grandma said right away. She
Speaker 1: wasn't like I don't want to you know, she's Catholic,
Speaker 1: she's Hispanic, all the things, but that was it. She
Speaker 1: was like, I just don't want you to have a
Speaker 1: hard life. And here I am, like, marching in pride
Speaker 1: parades making out with ladies. I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 1: how this is going to be hard for anyone. It's
Speaker 1: hard to march for it that long. But what happened
Speaker 1: to sit Ins? Yeah, I'm sure your grandma's life was
Speaker 1: so easy being straight, Like I didn't love when women
Speaker 1: are like my life because I'm straight, it's just so simple.
Speaker 1: And yes, yes, dealing with men is so it's just easy. Crazy.
Speaker 1: They literally men cause women and vice versa because so
Speaker 1: much pain and their lives like just and not not
Speaker 1: that lesbians don't have that same. I mean the thing
Speaker 1: about lesbians though, that I always I feel is that
Speaker 1: you guys just fall real fast. I mean there's the
Speaker 1: U haul lesbian where it's like because that's the way
Speaker 1: girls like, that's the way I fall for guys like
Speaker 1: I just know right away, let's just do this. And
Speaker 1: then when you have two people feel that same way,
Speaker 1: does it happen fast? Oh yeah? If we actually we joke.
Speaker 1: I mean, my wife and I feel like are the
Speaker 1: very like the opposite of that, Like we were together
Speaker 1: two years before we moved in, and then it took
Speaker 1: us seven years to get married, and so now it's
Speaker 1: been thirteen years. But in thirteen years, which is a
Speaker 1: long time, we know people who have been in like
Speaker 1: who have been married like three times, gotten divorced all
Speaker 1: of a sudden there on Instagram, I'm in love. I'm
Speaker 1: in love. A year later they're sobbing on Instagram and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fund is happening? Get off Instagram? Yeah,
Speaker 1: get off Instagram. It's really so you have a wife.
Speaker 1: Do you have a wife? What took you so long?
Speaker 1: Do you think pull the trigger on getting moving in
Speaker 1: and then getting engaged? Do you want to fight this?
Speaker 1: There are your type? That was it? Yeah? I was like,
Speaker 1: fuck you guys, it was like, fuck you, I'm doing
Speaker 1: what I'm doing what I want, I'm doing it going
Speaker 1: against everything. Uh No, I don't know. We just like
Speaker 1: there was just no rush. I think we're just like
Speaker 1: level headed. And I was a little bit of a
Speaker 1: horror before that, so I feel like she was trying
Speaker 1: to be like but it was that hard being a
Speaker 1: horror of lesbian because wouldn't help because when you have
Speaker 1: amazing girls, girls get attached from sex and intimacy. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: was it a struggle for you in terms of like
Speaker 1: girls getting attached to you and you having to be like,
Speaker 1: this is just casual because a lot of girls enter
Speaker 1: into things thinking it's going to be casual and are like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm fine with it, right. I mean that happened, but
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of like, I hate to say it
Speaker 1: because back then I feel like I was kind of
Speaker 1: just like an ass and I think I just broke hearts,
Speaker 1: like I was totally a person like people being like
Speaker 1: that was really fun. You want to hang out tomorrow
Speaker 1: and be like, yeah, maybe keep on trucking. I'll call
Speaker 1: you sometime, keep on t keep on, keep on you
Speaker 1: haulan think why how are you able not to get
Speaker 1: attached or um, I mean I guess I did. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I wasn't able. I think
Speaker 1: I just like liked. I think also when I just
Speaker 1: moved l A, I was like really wanting to meet
Speaker 1: people and get out and you know, and I had
Speaker 1: a relationship prior to that, and I really just didn't
Speaker 1: feel like ready to dive in because exactly like you said,
Speaker 1: it's like then I knew I was going to be
Speaker 1: in another relationship and another relationship, and I was like, no, yes,
Speaker 1: have some fun. That's a good. But it's just it's
Speaker 1: so hard because you think you're going to have fun
Speaker 1: and then you just want more of the same thing fun.
Speaker 1: But do you, um, do you feel like you have
Speaker 1: a more because I get get a sense of a
Speaker 1: masculine energy from you or you like in your relationship,
Speaker 1: are you the I'm not not top bottom, but like
Speaker 1: every relationship straight or gay has someone who's masculine, and
Speaker 1: it could be the man is the feminine totally. Well
Speaker 1: that's what's funny. Is like if you see Maria, everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's a butch lesbian, Like you would just think that,
Speaker 1: but she is like so much more feminine. She cries
Speaker 1: at like any story of like someone being nice. Like
Speaker 1: she'll see like an old lady a guy jump out
Speaker 1: of a cart across the street with her and she'll
Speaker 1: start sobbing in the car and I'm like, are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? And like yeah, so I'm totally more the
Speaker 1: guy if you were going to do that, which is like,
Speaker 1: understand what you're saying. I hate saying that, but yes,
Speaker 1: but if you look at me, I look like a
Speaker 1: fem lesbian. Yeah, you look like the feminine energy role.
Speaker 1: But who made the first move and everything? Who who
Speaker 1: was like, okay, we're doing that? I did because also
Speaker 1: spoiled at alert guys. She's twenty years older than me,
Speaker 1: so that probably was also what I took a little right,
Speaker 1: So I think that was it because she felt like
Speaker 1: a creep my teacher, Mrs Iivner, that a huge possibility, Ruth,
Speaker 1: So that was of course an issue. Not when you
Speaker 1: started dating? Was that? What? I mean? How did this
Speaker 1: even get kicked off? Which also can I just say
Speaker 1: that I thought that Miran I were the first like
Speaker 1: age gap lesbian couple and here comes Sarah Paulson and
Speaker 1: Taylor That is I'm sorry, what was that, like thirty
Speaker 1: three years or something that something like that. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like we were the o G anyway, Um, twenty yours
Speaker 1: is a lot. It's still a lot, yeah for sure,
Speaker 1: because now I look at myself being thirty six, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, obviously a sixteen ye old, but even a
Speaker 1: twenty three year old is what when we met, There's
Speaker 1: no way I would even think about dating a twenty
Speaker 1: three year old now. And that was her thing is
Speaker 1: she wasn't even entertaining it either. We just like met
Speaker 1: at a party, like she lived near me and she
Speaker 1: literally was like, oh, you just moved to l A,
Speaker 1: Like sure, I'll show you some cool places. Like it
Speaker 1: wasn't romantic. I was seeing other people and then it
Speaker 1: just we like decided to hang out all the time.
Speaker 1: And my roommate literally finally came in my room one
Speaker 1: night and she's like, you talk on the phone with
Speaker 1: her for like two hours a night and you're just
Speaker 1: laughing and laughing and laughing. She's like, I've never seen
Speaker 1: you so happy. And I was like, yeah, but she's
Speaker 1: old and I'm a child, Like there's no way. And
Speaker 1: on her end, her friends were saying the same thing
Speaker 1: where they were like, Yo, it's a twenty three old
Speaker 1: what are you doing? And she's like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: have fun. Like this isn't going anywhere. It's just gonna
Speaker 1: be fun. And so she didn't want to be a creep,
Speaker 1: and so it was up to me basically. So I
Speaker 1: think we got drunk one night and then we like,
Speaker 1: I like made a move and we made out, and
Speaker 1: then we both were like wait a second, and then
Speaker 1: at one point we broke up for like twenty minutes
Speaker 1: and we're sobbing in a cafe by saying like, oh,
Speaker 1: we shouldn't do this. All of our friends are saying
Speaker 1: what are we doing? And we basically were like, if
Speaker 1: we're this upset, let's just keep doing this and having
Speaker 1: fun until we're not having fun anymore. That's great. And
Speaker 1: in thirteen years, I'm still having a pretty good time.
Speaker 1: Thirteen years. Yeah, we were talking about this yesterday. I
Speaker 1: guess about how couples are, how you think couples will
Speaker 1: be doing well from Instagram and then all of a
Speaker 1: sudden they divorced, like out of nowhere, and like how
Speaker 1: that happens? So like we just or you hang out
Speaker 1: with couples and you think, oh, they're great, you got
Speaker 1: to dinner with them, and then a week later you
Speaker 1: find out they're divorcing. We're like, we saw no signs
Speaker 1: of it. And how much people kind of hide that
Speaker 1: stuff from everyone or you just don't know. Maybe they
Speaker 1: are just really good friends and it's fine, and one
Speaker 1: of them just realized I need more than that, like
Speaker 1: everybody needs different stuff. Yeah, so healthy, yes, but I mean,
Speaker 1: what do you mean it's so health are you no? No?
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not being sarcastic. Okay, I was being
Speaker 1: for real, Like that is healthy to just be like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're just friends. Yeah, let's yeah. Yeah, they just go
Speaker 1: your separate ways just because you both decided maturely that
Speaker 1: this isn't right. But no hard feelings sad about it.
Speaker 1: Have a couple that stays friends after they divorce, like
Speaker 1: stays good friends and you can tell they're almost like
Speaker 1: brother sister friends. It's like raise kids. That's so cool
Speaker 1: to me, And I don't know how people do that
Speaker 1: someone recently, Um, but like, uh and you're married right, right?
Speaker 1: When did you get married? Six years ago? This past
Speaker 1: Saturday was just our six year anniversary. Jun Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we're was it hard to get people your family on
Speaker 1: board with someone you having a wife that's three years
Speaker 1: older than you the same thing. I kind of was
Speaker 1: just like, funk, everybody, I'm doing something different, Like I
Speaker 1: think it wasn't like surprising to them to the age.
Speaker 1: Do you see what are the big screppancies with your
Speaker 1: age where you're like, um, just references? No, I mean
Speaker 1: that's the other thing is so for me, like I
Speaker 1: actually hate to say this to you, but like I
Speaker 1: don't really know any Taylor Swift songs, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know stuff of I know, I don't know anything this.
Speaker 1: I'm just like I've always been like a nineteen sixties
Speaker 1: and seventies buff, like that's always been my thing. So
Speaker 1: there's like a lot of references. Actually, this morning I
Speaker 1: was watching Three's Company, great show, and I actually called
Speaker 1: my my wife called me, was like I have to go.
Speaker 1: I have to figure out what Chris He's getting into.
Speaker 1: And she's like who, And I was like, you know
Speaker 1: Three's Company And she's like, god, I haven't seen that
Speaker 1: show since the seventies. I was like, it's a great show.
Speaker 1: We should watch. Um, but yeah, no, there's there's not
Speaker 1: a lot. I mean, you know, yeah, I can't think
Speaker 1: of what I think when we get when we're the
Speaker 1: hall and tailor age, that's gonna be a little that's
Speaker 1: going to be been wanting to be wanting to ask
Speaker 1: Sarah Paulson what old people taste like? Depends the comedy
Speaker 1: to the comedians over here. Um, yeah, that's gonna be.
Speaker 1: That's going to be the weird thing when that. I mean,
Speaker 1: Andrew was in a sixteen year gap relationship and so
Speaker 1: are you a lesbian too? I am? You know, it's
Speaker 1: a choice I made. It's thirteen and a half. Actually,
Speaker 1: no offense. Impressive you have? Um, do you have cultural like?
Speaker 1: Was there any kind of thing I thought there was?
Speaker 1: I mean, she knows some songs that obviously I hate,
Speaker 1: like you know, like like, but I think like it
Speaker 1: has to do with who raised you, like your parents,
Speaker 1: Like a lot of the music you love as a
Speaker 1: kid is just what your parents listened to. So like,
Speaker 1: you know, her parents listened to you know, Oh Town
Speaker 1: and I love No No No. Her parents like listen
Speaker 1: to Tom Patty and she's so music wise and all
Speaker 1: that ship. Like I don't know it sounds, I know
Speaker 1: it sounds cheesy when a guy goes, you know, actually
Speaker 1: we have a lot of in common and and doesn't
Speaker 1: I know she's an old but you always make find
Speaker 1: that like a guys say that girls have old souls.
Speaker 1: It's really anxious to me. But because it's not the truth,
Speaker 1: like it can be, yes, she can. I think you
Speaker 1: would still date her even if she's like the old
Speaker 1: soul isn't what's reeling you in a young right, right?
Speaker 1: But I think people get mad when you're like, I'm
Speaker 1: forty two, I was insanely immature and never been in
Speaker 1: a real relationship that it checks out. And then she
Speaker 1: you're a young soul. I'm a yeah, I'm a young
Speaker 1: and she is too. That's where it matches up. She's
Speaker 1: not an old I mean she she is extreme so old. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying, like some people are like that
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. That numbers what you know, Like some people
Speaker 1: don't want to hear that ship Like some people are, Oh,
Speaker 1: you're immature for your age, that's why you should be
Speaker 1: with someone you know, twenty years young. It's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's it really is fine. It's just like
Speaker 1: I I think that I just get annoyed when it's
Speaker 1: just like, don't don't rule out the fact that she's
Speaker 1: young and hot and that you have time, she's gorgeous,
Speaker 1: because this is the thing. It's like, you know, if
Speaker 1: I think there are men, older men that want kids,
Speaker 1: and let's say like, let's say your wife wanted kids
Speaker 1: and didn't want to have she would need someone who
Speaker 1: but she doesn't know when she wants to have them.
Speaker 1: She wants a little bit of time. You gotta pick
Speaker 1: someone in their twenties if you want time, if you
Speaker 1: want to have kids, you cannot marry girl and you're
Speaker 1: in her thirties. If you still want five to ten
Speaker 1: years of no kids with the person kids, you can't
Speaker 1: do it. So someone like me, for a guy in
Speaker 1: his forties who's like, I want to have kids when
Speaker 1: i'm fifty or whatever, you know, that's he's entitled to that,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna. I'm I'm ruled out. And that sometimes
Speaker 1: makes me upset where I'm just like, oh, I can't.
Speaker 1: Every every guy I think thinks that women in their thirties,
Speaker 1: and especially me at thirty eight, they're like, well, she
Speaker 1: can't even have kids, but I'll just surprise him and
Speaker 1: be like, yo, I froze so many eggs. Your wife
Speaker 1: didn't and I don't want to. They don't know that
Speaker 1: that's a good just live and they know now if
Speaker 1: they're listening, you could buy any eggs. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: the frozen eggs. There's some they'll be like, cool, they
Speaker 1: are my eggs. I bought them. Yeah, I know I'm vegan,
Speaker 1: but right, they're organic. And then when it comes time,
Speaker 1: we waited too long, they're triveled up. Sorry, And he's like,
Speaker 1: what about those frozen eggs And I'm like, they're in
Speaker 1: the you want what did those that? What does that
Speaker 1: have to do with us having a baby? Right? Do you?
Speaker 1: I can thaw him out and make you oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. We have to go to break. We'll
Speaker 1: come back with more after this. All right, we're back. Um.
Speaker 1: The other night, uh, Chris was here and he brought
Speaker 1: over like his like he he brought over his healthy
Speaker 1: food like ingredients to make something. But he was like
Speaker 1: so tired, and he was like, I was like, do
Speaker 1: you just want me to put a pizza in? Because
Speaker 1: he was like I don't want to make my broccoli
Speaker 1: and my chicken. And I was like and then he
Speaker 1: was like, could you if you made it, I would
Speaker 1: eat it. I was like, I can make something for you.
Speaker 1: I felt so domestic, even though I burnt the broccoli
Speaker 1: and it actually was good. It was a little bit charred,
Speaker 1: but it was good, and I felt I've never cooked
Speaker 1: anything ever for boy and I love. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved like, Oh, does a baby I like when
Speaker 1: boys are babies? Yeah? So much. Will you do that
Speaker 1: with Luigi? Yeah? So it's the same thing. You just
Speaker 1: want to date a dog that's a man. Luigi is
Speaker 1: only nice to me, honestly, and like loves me when
Speaker 1: I go like, oh, I pretend like he's sick, and
Speaker 1: then he goes oh and he falls into me. I go,
Speaker 1: are you a baby? And then he'll just get like
Speaker 1: really like lumpy. But it's like that he can only
Speaker 1: I feel like I can only give love when someone
Speaker 1: or something is sick and that they can't fight me off. Right.
Speaker 1: That sounds bad, but maybe it's like a competitive thing
Speaker 1: where like like if they're too strong, then it's like
Speaker 1: I don't know, like why wouldn't you want to help
Speaker 1: a strong person? I do, but I feel like they're
Speaker 1: always like I got it. I feel like either with Luigia,
Speaker 1: like when they when someone needs to be babied because
Speaker 1: they're sick, they get a little bit more like soft
Speaker 1: and they're just a little more loving needy. I like,
Speaker 1: I like neediness. Wait, did you say that your boyfriend
Speaker 1: wanted to cook chicken? Did you say chicken? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he eats chicken. That's not like a deal breaker for you.
Speaker 1: Interesting if it were, I would be alone forever and
Speaker 1: ever and ever ever. I mean, there's no vegans out there.
Speaker 1: Are you a vegan? I'm not, but I'm a vegetarian.
Speaker 1: But there's a lot in l A. Yeah, I live
Speaker 1: in l A. I live in St. Louis, where you know,
Speaker 1: dairy is king chicken. It's not me. He's really sweet
Speaker 1: and like he only brings over chicken because I told
Speaker 1: him it was okay. Like generally he's like he'll respect you.
Speaker 1: He really he tries, and he really wants to be vegan,
Speaker 1: like and goes, I know that doesn't mean anything, and
Speaker 1: to go, yes, it does, Like it means something to
Speaker 1: me that you you that is a goal of your
Speaker 1: at some point, like that's all I need and at
Speaker 1: least just conscientious about it and like probably cutting back
Speaker 1: eating me when he's with you, which is something he
Speaker 1: and he bought all this plant based stuff and he
Speaker 1: sent me like a picture of it like he wants
Speaker 1: to try, like he knows it's the right thing to do.
Speaker 1: So that stuff matters to me. And the chicken was alive,
Speaker 1: so you had to kill herself as long as he
Speaker 1: came over and I got to it. It was sick,
Speaker 1: so it accepted my life piece of seed. Widow baby chicken.
Speaker 1: I'm having a bird lady come over to the house today.
Speaker 1: That's not she's a dog lady. Different you hauled dog lady. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm probably fostering a um Quaker parrot um
Speaker 1: so religious, do you know where it came from? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's well, it's yeah, it came from some fucking breeder
Speaker 1: situation where the parents I got it for their kid,
Speaker 1: being like I'll get my five year old a parrot,
Speaker 1: and we want one that talks, so we got to
Speaker 1: get this one. So it probably came from a breeder.
Speaker 1: And then they realize it lives forty years and they're
Speaker 1: like fun because I think it's like five or five
Speaker 1: to eight years old, is what they're like, placing it
Speaker 1: she bring like a cage and all the things for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're going to bring everything. As a foster, they like
Speaker 1: supply you with everything, and you know, they don't usually
Speaker 1: like people that are like I just want to try
Speaker 1: this out to see if I want it, Like you
Speaker 1: know you you work and rescue. Yeah, And I mean
Speaker 1: that's what happened to me with where I was like,
Speaker 1: can I just keep them? And I didn't, but I
Speaker 1: didn't know that. I wasn't like I just want to
Speaker 1: try this dug out because they were telling me that
Speaker 1: a lot of people go like, um, they're all foster
Speaker 1: a bird that works for their lifestyle. And then they'll
Speaker 1: be like, I don't really like it. Um, it's just
Speaker 1: like not and they're like, well, this isn't about you
Speaker 1: liking it. You're just giving it a home until we
Speaker 1: find at home. Like if that was about liking it,
Speaker 1: you would be buying a forever and just temporary it
Speaker 1: on my shoulder. And I was like and brought it
Speaker 1: to a bar and that was cool. But now and
Speaker 1: I took some selfies. It took like three selfie like
Speaker 1: got three inner legs and they keep going down. I
Speaker 1: don't know if the birds getting uglier. I'm getting older.
Speaker 1: This bird isn't getting me enough legs. Can I return it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It really is. That's what you should do. Do a
Speaker 1: rent a puppy for Instagram in l A. You can
Speaker 1: and take a picture in front of a pink wall
Speaker 1: with the puppy, yes, and then people and then you
Speaker 1: just tag those people and we know they're bad people, right,
Speaker 1: I just want to rent a dog. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: that we kind of do that on accident, which we don't,
Speaker 1: but we offer trials and so it's like people can
Speaker 1: have a week before they adopt, and so we have
Speaker 1: to see those people out to make sure because we've
Speaker 1: had those few people that are like they get the
Speaker 1: dog and for five days they take them everywhere in
Speaker 1: l A and we just are following them and they're
Speaker 1: taking picture, pick a picture, and then literally day five,
Speaker 1: like this is so much work. Um, I just realized
Speaker 1: we're not a good fit. And I'm like, yo, bat,
Speaker 1: your Instagram were best friend, my god? And then what
Speaker 1: don't leave love questions like what what happened to the dog?
Speaker 1: People are idiots? People just you know, like yeah people
Speaker 1: now they just like comment with stars or flames, like
Speaker 1: there's no, like they're not asking dog like nobody's yeah,
Speaker 1: can it for like a younger day younger one? This
Speaker 1: bird does? If? I mean, I need to get a
Speaker 1: million follows. You know what name? His name is Elmer,
Speaker 1: just such a cute name, because I kind of liked
Speaker 1: because I was over there looking at this. I was
Speaker 1: because chrisp for my birthday. Contact this rescue in town
Speaker 1: that I've already sent an applications to and they just
Speaker 1: never got or they got back to me, but it
Speaker 1: went to spam. I don't even know what happened, but
Speaker 1: I've already like been like stalking their bird page and um,
Speaker 1: and they never had a bird for me because it
Speaker 1: always said like not good in an apartment, not good
Speaker 1: with other animals. But then um, this one bird. So
Speaker 1: I was over there playing with different birds because he
Speaker 1: just set up a play date for my birthday. And
Speaker 1: so I was talking to these women and um, and
Speaker 1: they were like I could see them like kind of
Speaker 1: going like because I was like, I want to get
Speaker 1: a bird at some point, I just want to do
Speaker 1: it responsibly. I want to make sure to give it
Speaker 1: the best life. I will have bird sitter come over,
Speaker 1: like I want a bird that can like have people
Speaker 1: come in, they won't freak out, Like I'll always have
Speaker 1: someone with the bird. It will never be left alone.
Speaker 1: Whatever you tell me to do. And they were like,
Speaker 1: are you singing Elmer for her? And like it was
Speaker 1: just like kind of like almost getting set up there,
Speaker 1: like I don't know. He's really great. I don't know.
Speaker 1: And I was like, wait, tell me about Elmer and
Speaker 1: they're like, well, he needs a lot of attention, like
Speaker 1: he likes to be a little baby, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I love, I want a bird that's a baby. I
Speaker 1: almost didn't want to say that. I almost didn't say
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to say, like I want a
Speaker 1: bird that will just be a little baby and I
Speaker 1: could just pet it all day because that's about me,
Speaker 1: that's not about rescuing. So I didn't want to Obviously
Speaker 1: that's what I want, is right, But I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: everyone wants that bird. So I want to be able
Speaker 1: to just give a home to a bird that maybe
Speaker 1: isn't that way that other people might reject. So I
Speaker 1: never started out saying like I want a bird that
Speaker 1: will be my friend and that'll talk and it sit
Speaker 1: on my shoulder all day. But that's really what I want.
Speaker 1: And so when the truth came out, they were like, well,
Speaker 1: how much attention can you give him? I'm like, I
Speaker 1: literally won't leave my house like four days a week.
Speaker 1: I can be here like all day long. I go
Speaker 1: out for a run like once a day. I don't
Speaker 1: literally leave ever. And they were like, I think they
Speaker 1: were like kind of whispering, and I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: what shall be a picture? And then I'm like he's hot,
Speaker 1: Like I was. It was totally like big. He's like this,
Speaker 1: like his body is like that big, like he's a
Speaker 1: he's a parrot, you know, green, green, all green. And
Speaker 1: I think I think the Luigi and him will get along,
Speaker 1: Like Luigi loves being an only like I know he
Speaker 1: loves all the attention on him. But I see them
Speaker 1: him with Mary in a lot of times, and I
Speaker 1: just know that he most of the time, he does
Speaker 1: not play with Marian at all. They are just on
Speaker 1: separate sides of the room. But there's sometimes where they
Speaker 1: like he likes to be annoyed, like she'll like start
Speaker 1: like biting him and then he'll start playing like he
Speaker 1: needs to be pushed in to it. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: think he would get along well with a bird that
Speaker 1: would just like pick it his for and stuff and
Speaker 1: just be like you know, like I just think it's
Speaker 1: gonna be cute. So what's what's the end goal? Are you? Like?
Speaker 1: Will you adopted? I want adopted. Yeah, I want to
Speaker 1: adopt Elmer. I want to be a bird parent. I
Speaker 1: think it's like I think I always say this, like
Speaker 1: it will be if I if I died tomorrow, it
Speaker 1: would be my one regret that I didn't have more
Speaker 1: birds in my life. Like that's I just love them
Speaker 1: so much, and I just feel like that is just
Speaker 1: it's always something I think about, Oh, I'll get a
Speaker 1: bird when I'm older and retired, and I can't wait
Speaker 1: till I stop doing comedy so I can just have
Speaker 1: tons of birds and start a bird rescue. But it's
Speaker 1: like why not do it now if I can do it? So? Um,
Speaker 1: But I also feel like getting a parrot that has
Speaker 1: a beak that could you know, hurt, Like parrots bite
Speaker 1: and they like if they're threatened, they will bite. Um,
Speaker 1: this is me pretty much getting my tubes died because
Speaker 1: I'm signing up for a thirty year old that will
Speaker 1: be my life for thirty years and it's me sending
Speaker 1: a sign to the universe of like, no babies in
Speaker 1: my life, because a baby is and birds do not mix.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of me getting a hysterecto. Me I
Speaker 1: love it like and being like, no kids. It's as
Speaker 1: signed to the universe because no guy, I go. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm I have a boyfriend now. But like, let's say
Speaker 1: something doesn't work out and someday I I meet a
Speaker 1: guy that wants kids, and I'm like, I have a
Speaker 1: parrot that will pluck our baby's eyes out. Like you know,
Speaker 1: it's just not it's not conducive to that be a
Speaker 1: deal breaker for you. Andrew. You know, it's like a
Speaker 1: boy named Sue'll grow up no eyes. Well, I have
Speaker 1: him in a jar on my manteon, so you're not lost,
Speaker 1: like cancer, I can I have him on my No.
Speaker 1: It turned it when I got him. He was a
Speaker 1: rescue and he actually bit my face first, and then
Speaker 1: everyone badly torn stitches, plastic surgery, it's fun um and
Speaker 1: then every all of like the dog trainers, I know,
Speaker 1: we're like to surgery on your was on my lip.
Speaker 1: My lip was dangling from my face. You see a
Speaker 1: little bit of the Scar was like, now you can't
Speaker 1: see me to aim from my lip. So that's how
Speaker 1: what happened. Wow, he so because since he was so
Speaker 1: aggressive but he was already blind, he wouldn't let me
Speaker 1: put eye drops in his eyes, and so the cataracts
Speaker 1: turned to glaucoma, which is really painful. And so it
Speaker 1: was like I think it was last year, it was
Speaker 1: like twenty. I just could tell like he was like
Speaker 1: in more pain. He was rubbing his face on the
Speaker 1: couch every day. I could tell they looked different, like
Speaker 1: there was It just looked weird. So I took him
Speaker 1: to the specialist and she was like, he's in a
Speaker 1: lot of pain and he's blind. So either he can
Speaker 1: be in a lot of pain and be blind or
Speaker 1: no pain and blind. And so I was like, let's
Speaker 1: do it. And then I literally just asked just for
Speaker 1: like my facts, like as an animal person, I was like,
Speaker 1: what do you do with the eyes? Is that like
Speaker 1: medical waste? And she was like, you can set him
Speaker 1: out for a biopsy, which I don't think he needs that,
Speaker 1: or we do put in medical waste, or you can
Speaker 1: take them home. And she started laughing, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what was option three, and she was like,
Speaker 1: are you wait? She was like, in twenty five years, Natalie,
Speaker 1: nobody's ever taken. I was like, yes, I love that
Speaker 1: you took dies because I would so want the eyes.
Speaker 1: I want to step marry and when she dies, like
Speaker 1: stop Shelton, Yes, yes, why I'm so excited. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's weird either. And like in Japan when people
Speaker 1: die they like keep their tattoos and their pieces of
Speaker 1: skin and like frame them. I would do that. Why
Speaker 1: is that weird? That's I don't think it's weird at all.
Speaker 1: I really don't. Is this right here? This Mary? I
Speaker 1: had a miniature lama that was her childhood lama. Such
Speaker 1: your childhood animals. So do you have a little dog
Speaker 1: to have walks him around like a little like seeing dogs?
Speaker 1: I wish no, he's too much of an ass. Have
Speaker 1: you've seen those things that the dogs can wear that
Speaker 1: have like a little like a halo a halo and
Speaker 1: then they bump into things and they know it before.
Speaker 1: He hates those. And actually, because he's like a poodle,
Speaker 1: he has like we always make sure he has a
Speaker 1: frow when we so it's almost like so it's almost
Speaker 1: like a halo. So whenever he hits a wallet, brushes
Speaker 1: the wall first and he stops and bounces off, He's
Speaker 1: just like have you seen him adapt to be? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: is he okay? Like he doesn't move fast. He kind
Speaker 1: of like almost looks like he has a cane and
Speaker 1: it kind of feels in like in a new area,
Speaker 1: he'll like navigate it. Whenever we get anywhere, he like
Speaker 1: figures it out. I just have to make sure I
Speaker 1: don't put like boxes in places and things like that.
Speaker 1: When you work and rescue, is it like a competition
Speaker 1: who can have them? As pretty much pretty much is
Speaker 1: no ears, no legs. Yeah, I'll see other rescues and
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn it, they got that dog? Like want
Speaker 1: that dog? He doesn't have a halo, but I do
Speaker 1: because I'm a goddamn fucking angel pretty much for rescuing
Speaker 1: this blind piece of shitty. Um we know that's so true, Like,
Speaker 1: um no, he's what a what a sweete? Like? Are
Speaker 1: there ever dogs though? That? Like? You do find? Like
Speaker 1: I mean in a rescue you see, being a rescue person,
Speaker 1: I was actually thing about the last I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: be so tan gentle about it, but I was reading
Speaker 1: last night about people that have um no empathy. There
Speaker 1: was some study that I was reading on Reddit about
Speaker 1: like lack of empathy, and certain people are lack of
Speaker 1: emotional like the like you're talking about your wife, like
Speaker 1: cries at the smallest thing. There's certain people that like
Speaker 1: the smallest sentiment or like sadness thing makes them lose
Speaker 1: their minds. And there are other people that are just
Speaker 1: a little bit more cold, turned off some sad stuff.
Speaker 1: And those people there were it was really interesting. They
Speaker 1: were saying, thank God for people that are a little
Speaker 1: bit more less empathetic, a little more sociopathic, we might say,
Speaker 1: because those people are e M T s. They're the
Speaker 1: people that clean off. You know, when someone kills themself
Speaker 1: on the train tracks, like most people, you wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to function. It was someone on Reddit sharing that
Speaker 1: they were in a train that hit a person jumping
Speaker 1: and they just felt the bump, and because of the bump,
Speaker 1: they felt of someone dying. They were like, I can't
Speaker 1: continue my like I'm so depressed, I can't stop sobbing.
Speaker 1: And yet there are people on the train around me
Speaker 1: that just seemed to be going on with their lives,
Speaker 1: talking on their phones, how can people do that? And
Speaker 1: people were like, well, you're someone that couldn't do be
Speaker 1: an e MT. Couldn't be a doctor, couldn't be a surgeon.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like I think that people in rescue
Speaker 1: are so empathetic, but at the same time I could
Speaker 1: never do it because of the whore or the things
Speaker 1: you see. I was going to say, I think it's
Speaker 1: like almost with practice, because like I almost now feel
Speaker 1: like I do have like a cold heart that I'm
Speaker 1: so used to it, but like you see it too much.
Speaker 1: People come in all the time to like our store,
Speaker 1: and they'll say, like you know, like they'll just tell
Speaker 1: me about their own rescue dog and they just want
Speaker 1: to tell me the story and can you believe it
Speaker 1: was found like this and like that? And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like that's nothing to me. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: the other side. It's real difficult, especially now that we
Speaker 1: own a pet supply store. In my mind, I really
Speaker 1: just thought like everyone rescues. Nope, Like, so people come
Speaker 1: into your store and my friend's pulled dog or my
Speaker 1: I'm getting my puppy in two weeks, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: where from Kansas? I'm like mmmm, And then of course
Speaker 1: they're like, let me show you pictures again. Maria my wife,
Speaker 1: she's so nice, and she'd be like, great, let me, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I'll see pictures of your puppy. And I'm just basically like,
Speaker 1: do you want to buy something? Get out buying. Do
Speaker 1: you want to buy something? You want to buy something
Speaker 1: for me? Otherwise get out of my store. I sit
Speaker 1: here and talk about your core game. Yeah. And my girlfriend,
Speaker 1: who's sixteen years younger than me, I'm really hot and
Speaker 1: with an old middle soul, smart, and it's just great.
Speaker 1: Um that's where it all stocks up. But we went
Speaker 1: and looked for a rescue dog, and you know, Nikki
Speaker 1: found Luigi and Marian and I was looking for something
Speaker 1: similar to that, Like I love no Luigi. I love
Speaker 1: Maryan so much. It's like insane how much I relate
Speaker 1: to this dog. And I relate a little to Luigi.
Speaker 1: But he you know, he he might, but like I
Speaker 1: feel like, it's so hard to We went to I
Speaker 1: think six five different shelters and just to find anything
Speaker 1: even remotely in that area was very You're talking about
Speaker 1: small dogs, small dogs, and I guess there's that website
Speaker 1: that you were telling me about that I that we
Speaker 1: ended up getting a cat, we end up rescuing a cat.
Speaker 1: But well, I think first of all, the one mistake
Speaker 1: is no offense. Is like people get in their mind
Speaker 1: what they want and like that's fine, but I also
Speaker 1: feel like, just try to open it up to personality. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: but what about size when you're talking about like sure,
Speaker 1: if you have to have an apartment, yeah, or something
Speaker 1: like that, I guess then you have to do that.
Speaker 1: But I still just say, like kind of be opens.
Speaker 1: I hear that all the time where they're like my
Speaker 1: friend's dog looks like this, and I love that dog,
Speaker 1: so I want that so weird that the I need
Speaker 1: a dog that looks at their way And I don't
Speaker 1: mean look, I just meant more of a vibe, like
Speaker 1: they didn't have to be I mean nothing looks like Maran.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I believe me. She was in my
Speaker 1: house and I still regret giving her right now, there's
Speaker 1: so many people that wanted her because she was up
Speaker 1: for adoption for a short time when I had her,
Speaker 1: and I was posting how did you find Marian? Like
Speaker 1: she no, no, Like how did you get it done?
Speaker 1: Like were you on the webs? Like ready, to go
Speaker 1: like like a day trader, because I'm sure they're to me.
Speaker 1: I think it was like I was I was looking
Speaker 1: into getting another foster just because I was like, I
Speaker 1: think I want another dog for Luigi. And then I
Speaker 1: think it was she was just available at that time.
Speaker 1: Then I was kind of the perfect time, yeah, because
Speaker 1: we had her in our house for a bit, and
Speaker 1: I think I kind of knew that. I was like,
Speaker 1: if she stays longer, I'm in a keeper and you're like,
Speaker 1: we can't. Yeah. And this was like before no Eye dogs.
Speaker 1: So I was like I only wanted two dogs, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't keep this. I think there
Speaker 1: was another foster who needed me quickly, so I was like,
Speaker 1: I need that dog, so if I can find a foster.
Speaker 1: When you sent me the picture, I have to say
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this isn't like the kind of
Speaker 1: dog I want. In terms of like looks, I just
Speaker 1: don't like little. I've never liked ship sue dogs, like
Speaker 1: the dogs that look like ship sues, the dogs that
Speaker 1: look like you know, just those Yorkis. I just don't
Speaker 1: like that look of dog I never had. For some reason,
Speaker 1: I love those dogs, but I just the look of
Speaker 1: them is not what I want, and it just didn't matter,
Speaker 1: Like I had to just put that aside and be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. And then obviously the thing is you
Speaker 1: can love any animal the second you just get to
Speaker 1: know them. And I mean, I love all animals no
Speaker 1: matter what. I can just say I don't like certain
Speaker 1: dogs just the looks of them. Porgies, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: but I just I just think roast me out. Sorry,
Speaker 1: if you own a quargy I with my Who's your
Speaker 1: Doggie show? That's kind of the whole point of that is,
Speaker 1: like then you're getting to learn what your dogs are
Speaker 1: and there might be a breed in there that you
Speaker 1: hate for whatever you know in quotes, because you just
Speaker 1: have a generalization about like you know someone that they
Speaker 1: were annoying and so you protected onto them, like I don't.
Speaker 1: If you have a quirky out there, please do not
Speaker 1: be upset with me that I don't like your dog.
Speaker 1: But they just seem like I just I have neighbors
Speaker 1: that have quirkies and they just seem like paranoid and
Speaker 1: like and they're just like a little fat, like they're
Speaker 1: scraping the bottom of the carpet all the time, and
Speaker 1: they're just like and they're always like pulling on the
Speaker 1: leash and they don't free like tuned with the world,
Speaker 1: and they I just there's something, I get it. There's nothing. Again,
Speaker 1: their bodies are made like bridges with nothing to hold
Speaker 1: them up in the middle. So they're freaked out because
Speaker 1: they're like, I'm going to collapse in animal and I
Speaker 1: love that. I'm so sorry for coregies. I'm sorry. And
Speaker 1: if my neighbors here this, it's nothing against your You
Speaker 1: probably hate my dogs because my dogs are constantly off
Speaker 1: the leash, freaking your coreies that are properly leash, just
Speaker 1: owning the building. Yes, I don't know. I just always
Speaker 1: say it's like dating, like everybody has a type, right,
Speaker 1: but does anyone end up with that type? It's like
Speaker 1: you gotta like a lot of times people are like
Speaker 1: I like this type and then it ends up being
Speaker 1: about the personality. So it's like the same with dogs.
Speaker 1: It's like, don't have a type, just be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wanted fourteen years younger, and it's weird. It's weird.
Speaker 1: I never expected two more years. You want a dog
Speaker 1: who's two years old. But like people years. Yeah, who
Speaker 1: listen to Tom Petty elm loves I wonder when music
Speaker 1: loves when parents dance and they do that so cute
Speaker 1: and they're just like, that's so cute. I just can't wait.
Speaker 1: I know what time or is he coming? They're coming
Speaker 1: at six to check out my space, So I gotta
Speaker 1: clean up and presentable my flights at six fifty. Tell
Speaker 1: them to come in an hour. I know, Well I can't.
Speaker 1: I need to straighten up a little bit. I have
Speaker 1: not had time to unpack, and yeah there's I just
Speaker 1: gotta get all my bird hazards out of way from
Speaker 1: my open fans that have no covers. Your scissors that
Speaker 1: say killed birds, Yeah, my scissors that just in the air,
Speaker 1: no matter what, they just are constantly cutting, slicing the air.
Speaker 1: My knife sculpture at that's you got to give it regardless,
Speaker 1: open with all the open windows and um just say
Speaker 1: jump yeah yeah yeah wait are his wings clipped? Uh no,
Speaker 1: I don't think it will be when they go through
Speaker 1: the scissory. Yeah. I think all the birds that I
Speaker 1: met that day were just like you know this. Kids
Speaker 1: wanted to get a bird. They got this bird, and
Speaker 1: then they didn't realize it bites that it doesn't talk
Speaker 1: as much as they wanted to. It doesn't do tricks.
Speaker 1: People just who are such idiots. There's such idiots just
Speaker 1: so don't get why it's not illegal to have a
Speaker 1: bird like they should be. They're a bird. They're supposed
Speaker 1: to be free and flying because breeders, I know, but
Speaker 1: it should be illegal. It should be illegal because the
Speaker 1: breeders get them originally from people stealing them out mess
Speaker 1: in the rainforce. And there's one bird they had that
Speaker 1: they were like, we because it's so good with humans,
Speaker 1: we know that it was stolen as a baby. It
Speaker 1: wasn't a breeder. It was definitely taken as a baby
Speaker 1: out of a tree, which is what they currently do.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've seen these things of people crossing the border,
Speaker 1: going through customs and they find like eighteen birds on
Speaker 1: their belt and like putting these little tubes along a
Speaker 1: belt and they're just birds on these little tubes, like
Speaker 1: they're just who have cocaine And like these guys are
Speaker 1: smuggling birds ostrich with heroin and yeah to tell the
Speaker 1: stay a little pumped with heroin inside them. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: fucked up. And I had a friend right to me
Speaker 1: the other day, being like, my daughter wants a bird, Um,
Speaker 1: where should we go? And I was like, nowhere, you
Speaker 1: don't get one, like I just go, um, get a
Speaker 1: guinea pig, but make sure to get to like if
Speaker 1: you need a quick animal guinea pig, make sure to
Speaker 1: get too because they will kill themselves. They literally will bang.
Speaker 1: I started disturbing her so much good. I wrote to her,
Speaker 1: this is such an who she is, but I don't
Speaker 1: like her. No. I I was mad because she was like,
Speaker 1: my kids just keep asking me for a bird. And
Speaker 1: I was like, um, no, okay, so this is this?
Speaker 1: She goes? Was She goes, was it hard taking care
Speaker 1: of a bird? This is out of nowhere? And I said, yes,
Speaker 1: do not get one unless you rescue. Please don't buy
Speaker 1: one from a pet store or breeder. Parakeets are easy,
Speaker 1: but please go through Star St. Louis Avian Rescue. Thanks
Speaker 1: for asking. She said, Oh, that's good to know. I've
Speaker 1: never heard of Star. I said I hadn't either. She goes,
Speaker 1: was it a pain and they has to take care of?
Speaker 1: I said, um, yes, read up on them. Parakeets are
Speaker 1: easy if they have each other or get played with enough.
Speaker 1: But buying words is the worst. They steal them from
Speaker 1: nests in the rainforest. She goes, that is so sad.
Speaker 1: I said, it's such a gross industry. Honestly, any animal
Speaker 1: breeder is disgusting. Even dogs. Rescues the way to go,
Speaker 1: and there's always a rescue for any animal you want
Speaker 1: to get. She said, for some reasons. I only for
Speaker 1: some reason. I only thought dogs and cats were important
Speaker 1: rescue animals. I didn't even realize other animals had the option.
Speaker 1: I said, just don't buy from pets, pet pet, smart ever,
Speaker 1: ever ever ever. Yes, I said, it's so unknown. She goes,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad, I asked. I said, I do a
Speaker 1: lot of bird rescue work because no one knows. I
Speaker 1: don't know either. I didn't know either, And she goes,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. I said, there's a documentary on Netflix called
Speaker 1: Parrot Confidential that taught me about it might be good
Speaker 1: to watch before you get a bird. Anyway, she said, okay, totally.
Speaker 1: We probably won't get any animals. But I was just
Speaker 1: curious because the girls keep begging us. I said, it's
Speaker 1: a great it's a great pet, but kids get bored
Speaker 1: of them quickly, and the birds that are interactive, are big,
Speaker 1: and live like thirty years. They are a huge commitment.
Speaker 1: Guinea pigs are good, but they absolutely need to be
Speaker 1: bought in twos or they'll die young of loneliness. She goes,
Speaker 1: that's so sad, I said. They sometimes bash their heads
Speaker 1: on the size of cages to commit suicide. Pet ownership
Speaker 1: is tragic. I don't recommend googling the truth. It'll make
Speaker 1: you want a guinea pig yourself. And she goes, that
Speaker 1: is the saddest thing I've ever heard, and that was
Speaker 1: the end of it. I'd just like to scare people
Speaker 1: away from because that is there. I think sin chilla's
Speaker 1: do it too. They will literally commit suicide by banging
Speaker 1: their heads on the side. And it's illegal in Europe
Speaker 1: to have to have one guinea pig. Yes, you have
Speaker 1: to have Why is it illegal here to already? It's
Speaker 1: in America because we just don't care about animals. Two cats?
Speaker 1: Cats are more We shouldn't but or should But I mean,
Speaker 1: I also do think that because cats don't go out
Speaker 1: and like see other cats, like they're only by themselves forever,
Speaker 1: So maybe get a second. But I'm sure it's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe just look into it, cat loneliness, doubling up and
Speaker 1: just google it. Yeah, get a googe and see the truth.
Speaker 1: I love this cat, love me mango mango. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: Isn't it weird when you love an animal? So he
Speaker 1: sleeps on the bed. I swear to God, I have
Speaker 1: a king now, not to brag or anything. I'm on
Speaker 1: this side. He sleeps on the far left corner like
Speaker 1: it literally yeah, And you're like, I was like, where
Speaker 1: is she? Yeah? You can wed. A king bed is
Speaker 1: a single person, especially if you slept on one side
Speaker 1: and not even in the middle. That's why I was asking.
Speaker 1: I was like, when I'm in a hotel room and
Speaker 1: I have a queen, better king, but I'm always on
Speaker 1: one side of it. I never go to the middle.
Speaker 1: Do you go to the middle? Get in it and
Speaker 1: move it on him like this? Like sleep like I'm
Speaker 1: in a box car for some reason. It's so weird. Okay,
Speaker 1: we gotta go um do you want to take us
Speaker 1: out on a wrap all day? Never go away. The
Speaker 1: shelter took my dog's eyes. I could never see him
Speaker 1: and he can't see me, but I could see his heart.
Speaker 1: It's a reality. His legs were short, and my heart
Speaker 1: is long man. This is not a rap, it's a song.
Speaker 1: Oh dam um. You can check out tell us where
Speaker 1: we can find out all about the uh SO Mayday Rescue,
Speaker 1: the rescue that Maryan came from m A E. D
Speaker 1: a Y Rescue on Instagram. It'll be on our YouTube
Speaker 1: as well, and hopefully we'll sell the show and you'll
Speaker 1: see it everywhere. Yes, so you're taking that show out.
Speaker 1: Who's your Doggie? Which my mom did name? Yes, Yes,
Speaker 1: Nikki's mother name the show. We're filming it a while back.
Speaker 1: The first part of it. We're getting swabbing dogs and
Speaker 1: Natalie was like, we're still trying to think of a name.
Speaker 1: And my mom was just like you said, yesterday she
Speaker 1: pictured my mom just she's in her phone, just like
Speaker 1: after we shot something, just kind of like going through Instagram,
Speaker 1: and she was just like, who's your doggie? Didn't even
Speaker 1: look up, didn't even like skip a beat. I was like,
Speaker 1: I've been stressed for three months. I can't figure out
Speaker 1: the show name and your doggie. It was like we
Speaker 1: all were just like, yeah, that's really good. It was done,
Speaker 1: and then it was done. My mom's like all right,
Speaker 1: name just show got it did it all right now? Really,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for being here, so much fun
Speaker 1: answering all our lesbian and rescue questions. Um, don't be coot.
Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow on the show. Gee, thank you Jack.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, jar jar, we'll go