1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:12,040 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Man Nizer, here's Nikki. Hello here, 2 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: I am welcome to the show. It's Nickulaser podcast. Andrew 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,320 Speaker 1: is here with me spinning a basketball on his finger. 4 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: I can never do it, man nubs. Maybe they gotta 5 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 1: be pointer. Yeah, maybe you do have to have a 6 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 1: little bit of a actual point of a fingertip. Yeah. 7 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,880 Speaker 1: They do all look like they were sawed off about 8 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:36,839 Speaker 1: a happenage, like like you were raising your hand in class. Well, 9 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 1: if you're wondering, my dick looks exactly the same. A 10 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:42,159 Speaker 1: low flying drone just went cream like those things that 11 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 1: like like hedge trim hedges. Oh yeah, it was trying 12 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,199 Speaker 1: to reach the top of a hedge and it was 13 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 1: like rain. No, you know, they don't get smaller at 14 00:00:55,880 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: the top. They're like the same. Whit say, like a 15 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: little hot dogs dog dot com. Your your mom's birthday 16 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:10,560 Speaker 1: meal if I only had beans in my hand, just mom, 17 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 1: you're your mom's ideal mother day as you just serving 18 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:21,800 Speaker 1: her beans in bed. Thanks Sun, I have always loved you. 19 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: I wish your hands were a little longer so I 20 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 1: could have more beans. Oh my god. Yeah, these are yeah, 21 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 1: these are interesting. Yeah, it's like the painted nails on 22 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: the third quarter of Well, you bought your nails down 23 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: to the little so they're like little, uh barely. Like 24 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 1: if you looked up in the sky, you'd go the 25 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,040 Speaker 1: moon isn't there, and you go, no, it's the most 26 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: it's the most waxing it will ever be, you know, 27 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 1: like a sliver of a moon. Oh, yes, yes, I 28 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: have a clip snail. Yeah you have eclipse. Now you've 29 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: you've clipsed them a little too much? With my teeth 30 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: that aren't there? What teth? What tooth are you getting 31 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: them with? Because them down for a while. I always 32 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 1: do the same tooth like that the only place where 33 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:12,079 Speaker 1: my teeth like meet every single time. And I know 34 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 1: that they do. Yeah, you do this weird thing where 35 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: you tuck them. Wait, show me your strategy because I 36 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: don't understand trying to figure it out. I don't know. 37 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 1: I'm in a trance every time I do it. I'm serious. 38 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:25,959 Speaker 1: You you do underneath? Well, how is that getting anything? 39 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 1: Is there a nail file on the bottom of your tooth? 40 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: Because I need both teeth to clamp down on the 41 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 1: nail and bite it, and I think I get it. 42 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 1: Going with the wait, try to figure out because I 43 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: don't you know what I'm doing. I'm using can opener manual. 44 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:45,639 Speaker 1: And then what I'm saying, Andrew uses one just his 45 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 1: lower teeth to bite his fingernails. He doesn't even use 46 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: his top teeth. Us to what do you owe? To 47 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: get it uprooted and to lift it up? You use 48 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: like you know, those little things that get staples out. Yes, yes, 49 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: but you use for your bottom by the nail open 50 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: from its bad. I'm so sorry to everyone listening. Oh 51 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,239 Speaker 1: I know I'm thinking about I had to do that 52 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 1: once out of my finger because you never stapled your fingers. 53 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you always tell you told me that as 54 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 1: a kid. You can still feel it if you've ever 55 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,359 Speaker 1: set it clamped down all the way like it stapled 56 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: shut on your finger. It closed. Boy, I had to 57 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,239 Speaker 1: turn the paper in with my love those little things 58 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 1: that you would. I used to love those little things 59 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: that you would, Yeah, to get the staples and you 60 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: got I'm hungry first. That's what took Carty's fingers. Yeah. 61 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,839 Speaker 1: I had a kid in my class. His his dad 62 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: ran over his arm with the lawnmower, cut his arm off, 63 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: and then they re attached it whole arm, whole arm, 64 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: like it was just dangling and I was thinking about 65 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 1: that guy that got eaten by a shark, oh six 66 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: months ago. Yeah, but we said we focused on that lot. 67 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 1: I mean, that was a big moment on our show. 68 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 1: That was a horrible, horrible thing to happen. I'm still 69 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 1: thinking of that guy. Um yeah, getting a whole arm. No, 70 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: shut up. His spirit lives on on this podcast. Tell 71 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,040 Speaker 1: you that up there, man, you point out at him. 72 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 1: There he goes. Are you watching nv NBA Finals, No doubt. 73 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 1: I watched it the other night. How do you feel 74 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 1: about it? Um, well, I'm watching it because Chris was 75 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: watching it and he um, he really likes the guy 76 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 1: from St. Louis. Yeah, Tatum. Yeah, here's a good guy. 77 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: Chris's goal Chris loves St. Louis, you know, and he 78 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 1: wants St. Louis, like just to achieve everything, as if St. 79 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: Louis was his Like, you know, he just loves St. 80 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 1: Louis and he wants St. Louis. So his goal is 81 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:54,920 Speaker 1: that this Tatum guy does enough impressive things wins Boston 82 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 1: a can I guess, yeah, that he gets a basketball 83 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:03,160 Speaker 1: team back here. No, damn, he wants Tatum he wants 84 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: he you know, everyone who's not in Boston hates Boston's 85 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 1: sports teams pretty much. Well, Boston fans are known to 86 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 1: be pieces of ship, but all fans are pieces of ship, 87 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,719 Speaker 1: but they're extra, Yes, they're extra. Okay, So he wants 88 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 1: a statue of Tatum, who's from St. Louis, erected in Boston, 89 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 1: so that a famous St. Louis in is being heralded. 90 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,200 Speaker 1: And as there's a statue, and he thinks that he 91 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,200 Speaker 1: could probably get it, that this kid is that good 92 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 1: that someday there would be a statue of a St. 93 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,600 Speaker 1: Louis and in Boston as kind of like a secret 94 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,799 Speaker 1: fuck you to Boston of like, yeah, you you claim 95 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 1: this guy, but we we started them. I think I 96 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: kind of like it. It's like it's such as from 97 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 1: and if people from North Carolina. Yeah, so he's from 98 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,760 Speaker 1: North Carolina. I'm sure, but I wonder if they're like 99 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,719 Speaker 1: that statue in Chicago. That's I always feel about baseball 100 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 1: teams where Chris is like excited about the Cardinals and 101 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:58,159 Speaker 1: I go, because we were talking, I go, David Freeze 102 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 1: is the only one I think that not David Freeze, 103 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 1: was that David Freeze he was from saying, you know, 104 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,680 Speaker 1: but he but he was impressive for a while and 105 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: um run, oh yeah he I mean Chris had me 106 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,800 Speaker 1: watch that highlight. It was an amazing That's the thing, 107 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:16,120 Speaker 1: like I can get into sports if someone describes to 108 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,840 Speaker 1: me what they mean to them and like what and 109 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,600 Speaker 1: what they meant at the time, Like Chris walked me 110 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,040 Speaker 1: through how he felt when the Cardinals were it was 111 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: the sixth game of the seven game series, Boston was 112 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:29,840 Speaker 1: about to take it all, and then all of a sudden, 113 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: David Freeze stepped up and like like he just described 114 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,560 Speaker 1: the moment where he was and him and Tim are 115 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 1: on the like couch jumping up and down in their 116 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,840 Speaker 1: Greenpoint apartment like screen like and you could just tell 117 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,720 Speaker 1: he was like it was like me talking about meeting 118 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift or something like. It was just so palpable 119 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: the excitement. And then he also told me that he 120 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,360 Speaker 1: was like playing pickleball the other day and he his 121 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: favorite tennis player isn't Nadal, and that there was this 122 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 1: like that they were playing to pickleball against two guys 123 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:59,280 Speaker 1: that were like much better than them, and him and 124 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:02,279 Speaker 1: my friend Rob Durham and his friend. He's a comedian 125 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,720 Speaker 1: in town. They were playing against these two guys, and 126 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 1: these two guys were like get a little cocky like 127 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,960 Speaker 1: because they were just like, we're so much better and 128 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,120 Speaker 1: we're gonna beat these guys. And Chris and Rob had 129 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: him at the first and then the guys came back 130 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,240 Speaker 1: and they were losing a lot, a lot, and then 131 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:20,520 Speaker 1: Chris was like he remembered this moment that Nadal was 132 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: like down really like like it was like zero. It 133 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 1: was something love, you know, like I don't hear that 134 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 1: word out of Chris's mouth a lot, so when I 135 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,480 Speaker 1: do hear it, I perk up. I go what you're 136 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 1: talking about? And he guys, now I'm talking about a 137 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,840 Speaker 1: sports score, And I was like I was close enough, 138 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 1: um so I think you would like that joke. And 139 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,920 Speaker 1: so then he was like and then Nadal just came 140 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 1: out of nowhere. He had a screenshot of the moment 141 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: Nadal like turned the game around and like went for 142 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 1: this like lunch for the shot, and everything turned around, 143 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:53,320 Speaker 1: and then he ended up winning consecutively, winning so many 144 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 1: I don't even know what game it was or whatever, 145 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,280 Speaker 1: but it was like this moment that for him, he 146 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,160 Speaker 1: was like he channeled that with these cocky guys were 147 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,280 Speaker 1: like think thought they were gonna take it, and he 148 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 1: was like, it doesn't matter that we're so far out 149 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 1: of the like we're not gonna win. We could. And 150 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,360 Speaker 1: then he turned it around in that moment because he 151 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 1: was channeling the doll and He's like, that's why sports 152 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 1: matter to me. And I'm like, sports matter to you 153 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 1: so that you can do well in sports, Like it's 154 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:21,000 Speaker 1: always likes and that's how I was sweet helped the village. No, yeah, 155 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: it was yeah exactly, t shirts that weren't hip, non 156 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:30,240 Speaker 1: uh like non professional pickleball game against two guys from 157 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:34,160 Speaker 1: South County. Well, how it sounds like Chris loves an 158 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:37,079 Speaker 1: underdog story. So it's like that's what St. Louis is 159 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,319 Speaker 1: to a lot of people. A lot of times with sports. 160 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,680 Speaker 1: It's the smaller city against the big city of Boston. 161 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,360 Speaker 1: And that's the idea of Tatum, Like he's from a 162 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: smaller even though St. Louis pretty big city. It's not 163 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,760 Speaker 1: like he's from the farm. Yeah yeah, but still like 164 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:55,079 Speaker 1: I get that, like I would do if I showed you, 165 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,959 Speaker 1: I gotta show you a picture of when I was 166 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,679 Speaker 1: a sophomore in high school playing high school football. I 167 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 1: was like, Nikki, the jersey went past my knees. Like, 168 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:11,040 Speaker 1: I mean, I remember seeing a picture of you. When 169 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,080 Speaker 1: was that picture where you were the tiniest of all 170 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 1: the girls? You were you they were lined up by 171 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,719 Speaker 1: height and you were smaller than all the girls. The 172 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,959 Speaker 1: grass was taller than me. Yeah. I was like, I'm 173 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 1: moving here, and then they shaved my nubs off. What 174 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,200 Speaker 1: did Rudy inspire? You did? Like the little engine? Who 175 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:33,199 Speaker 1: could the little Rudy? I watched the Yeah Rudy and 176 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:37,320 Speaker 1: kidd because you felt like you might be Rudy. Yeah, dude, 177 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,520 Speaker 1: in my coach, here's the funny thing. My coach would 178 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:41,760 Speaker 1: be like, dude, you have so much heart. If anyone 179 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:45,559 Speaker 1: had heart like Colin, I'm like, heart is the worst 180 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:50,000 Speaker 1: thing to have. Start like, he's a nice comedian. That's thirty. 181 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 1: Heart should be the name the score. It's zero heart 182 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:58,560 Speaker 1: sucks love. Yeah, you know it's saying it's like, well, 183 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,000 Speaker 1: it's like it's like the coach his award that was 184 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,000 Speaker 1: a thing I used to get most improved and stuff 185 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:07,520 Speaker 1: like that, most dedicated. That's all heard. Yeah, even like 186 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,679 Speaker 1: I I complimented someone yesterday and I was like, you 187 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,960 Speaker 1: worked so hard? And I was like, oh, why did 188 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,559 Speaker 1: I say that? They're just talented? Why do I have 189 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 1: to say you work hard? Just give them a fucking compliment. 190 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,720 Speaker 1: The funny part was like I didn't have that much heart. 191 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:28,959 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, but barely A yeah, you what 192 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 1: you had was a negligent family home and a desire 193 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:37,240 Speaker 1: to to succeed outside, just have friends and to get 194 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:41,559 Speaker 1: a warm cooked meal with another family. You wanted that 195 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,599 Speaker 1: like car blowed meal before the game. That felt like 196 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,600 Speaker 1: a dude, I hit you want to you had you had? 197 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 1: You probably had heart? No I did? I mean for 198 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,600 Speaker 1: how small I was, But and you're just a good 199 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:54,800 Speaker 1: athlete though, I mean, can can you say that? Or 200 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 1: was it just that? Is that what you say to 201 00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:01,040 Speaker 1: someone who looks so tiny that has a good athletic ability, 202 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 1: But it's like it's never gonna happen for you? I mean, 203 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,920 Speaker 1: did you like like Mugsy Bogues? I mean I was 204 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:11,079 Speaker 1: people like didn't you look up to shorties? Yeah? I 205 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:17,240 Speaker 1: looked them in the eye. Yeah, Danny was my sports hero. 206 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:21,120 Speaker 1: My sports hero is Webster. Did you look to any 207 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:25,360 Speaker 1: sort basketball players that were like dunkers that I musy 208 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 1: bugs spud Web. Spud Web was five seven and he 209 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:32,400 Speaker 1: could dunk. Of course these but both sound short. Spud 210 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,880 Speaker 1: Web sounds like what we call your names, my spun 211 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 1: webs beans. So you see, Bogs is also like a 212 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,240 Speaker 1: tiny guy's name. Yeah, dude, I was. I was obsessed 213 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,680 Speaker 1: with these. I didn't want to pick them just because 214 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 1: I was small too. Like that's the other thing. It's like, 215 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,280 Speaker 1: you're small. You need to like these small people. It's like, 216 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,959 Speaker 1: but yeah, if they could do it, so could I 217 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:03,280 Speaker 1: that kind of you? Um yeah, and I just remember 218 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,680 Speaker 1: it just like I would. I started on special teams, 219 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:14,240 Speaker 1: and uh, we're in special teams. Special teams. Okay, how 220 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,319 Speaker 1: do I describe? You know, when they kick off and 221 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 1: there's like ten guys running down and then the guy 222 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 1: receives it. Yeah, that's special team. Now imagine, imagine I'm 223 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,320 Speaker 1: Chris telling you, wait, a special team. That doesn't make 224 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:31,360 Speaker 1: any sense. So the people that start the game, yes, 225 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,880 Speaker 1: and the punt do you know the punt the punter? 226 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,199 Speaker 1: Why is that special? Why is that different than the 227 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,640 Speaker 1: rest of this Well, there's offense, defense and special teams. 228 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:42,120 Speaker 1: Oh wait, there's another, there's a third. Doesn't anyone go 229 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:47,119 Speaker 1: special teams special? It sounds pretty bad. It was defense. 230 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,920 Speaker 1: There's never offense being yelled, and there's never special teams 231 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,520 Speaker 1: being and special teams? Does it? Is it for the 232 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:55,319 Speaker 1: worst players on the team. They're not the best? Okay, 233 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,760 Speaker 1: So that's a yes, yeah, okay, But there have been 234 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,880 Speaker 1: special teams guys that have become like is the kicker 235 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,280 Speaker 1: a special team? So it's like things that aren't offensive defense, 236 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 1: So water boy ball shiner inflater, Tom Brady son, baby boy, 237 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,160 Speaker 1: So I was on specialty. This was the best my 238 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,800 Speaker 1: coach one time because there's two things you got to 239 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:27,640 Speaker 1: know about football, two things offense, defense, and oh special 240 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:33,240 Speaker 1: takes what a moron? And it was one of the 241 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,000 Speaker 1: biggest speeches before the biggest game. Where do you learn 242 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,760 Speaker 1: all this stuff? Like what do you mean? Where is 243 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,719 Speaker 1: the young boy? Do you learn about football? And what 244 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,360 Speaker 1: it means? Like how do you that's all we learn? 245 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,959 Speaker 1: But how did you learn? Like there are four downs 246 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,559 Speaker 1: and there are this many points and like how do 247 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,200 Speaker 1: you how do you put up? Where do you put 248 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,520 Speaker 1: all that? When you're a little kid. That's so much information, 249 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 1: there's so much technical stuff in football, football, baseball, every sport, soccer, um. Well, 250 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 1: usually as a kid, it's just like handed off, run 251 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,800 Speaker 1: that way, and then you slowly it's not like you 252 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 1: don't really know. It's almost like being in band where 253 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,640 Speaker 1: you just like blow into the instrument and kind of 254 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,719 Speaker 1: like moment and then over time you're like, maybe I 255 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:15,959 Speaker 1: should learn a note. I never learn I know, but yeah, no, no, no, 256 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,839 Speaker 1: I know. When you're doing football, do you like you 257 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,240 Speaker 1: didn't start? If I see this is the thing about me, 258 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,560 Speaker 1: I would have had a panic attack because I didn't 259 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 1: know all that. I'd be like, well, I don't understand 260 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:31,160 Speaker 1: what the yards are. I don't know. Yeah, And I 261 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,920 Speaker 1: used to panic because I didn't know the technical stuff, 262 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,800 Speaker 1: and so I didn't want to play, Like I don't 263 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,040 Speaker 1: I need to know everything before I start something, Because 264 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,400 Speaker 1: what are you doing if you learn through doing that, 265 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:49,080 Speaker 1: you've learned not an official game, You hit the ball 266 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,880 Speaker 1: the wrong way, or you send it to someone who 267 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,200 Speaker 1: isn't you send to someone who's not that person was 268 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,440 Speaker 1: open over there where you get you fucking get it 269 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,160 Speaker 1: like that kind of stuff. Why do I feel you 270 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,080 Speaker 1: would if you leaned in the competitiveness and that stuff. 271 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 1: You could really like it. You like being competitive, yes, 272 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:12,240 Speaker 1: but but but you are naturally pretty. You're dude. I've 273 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 1: seen you throw that fucking whatever that your dad's like 274 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 1: Navajo like throwing ball thing he had out is. Oh yeah, 275 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:24,720 Speaker 1: I mean you're good at that. To Come Alive it 276 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,520 Speaker 1: talks all yeah, I'm reading it. I started reading it. 277 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,880 Speaker 1: Oh my god, didn't I didn't know what and drive 278 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:34,240 Speaker 1: it to it's so good. Well because it's that guy 279 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,360 Speaker 1: from that the Tools book that we love that I 280 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,720 Speaker 1: read a fourth of, not even a fourth of. Maybe 281 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,440 Speaker 1: I got the tools to read that book. Yeah, that 282 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,040 Speaker 1: one was so good. It's what is it called? Coming Alive? 283 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 1: I downloaded both the audiobook and a first I download 284 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,440 Speaker 1: the audiobook and I was like, funk. I didn't mean to. 285 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,720 Speaker 1: I wanted to because I like reading self help books, 286 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 1: like listening to them. I'll just fall asleep. Um. And 287 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 1: then I downloaded that and I was like, okay, I 288 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,200 Speaker 1: guess I'm sending thirty dollars on this book that would 289 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,840 Speaker 1: have cost me fifteen. So I downloaded both and then 290 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,520 Speaker 1: I was reading along as they were like talking. The 291 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:07,040 Speaker 1: audio book though, was like they insisted the authors insisted 292 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:10,360 Speaker 1: they read it not the best choice. I know there's 293 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:14,240 Speaker 1: a guy with like a very thick, like Jewish Brooklyn accent, yes, 294 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,800 Speaker 1: and he has no there's no like difference, Like he 295 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:22,600 Speaker 1: doesn't get excited. There's no tonal shift anywhere. It's very monotone. 296 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,480 Speaker 1: I like that idea though, but it's kind of like subtitles. 297 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,560 Speaker 1: It's like it reminds me of being in class. And 298 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 1: the problem is I always read ahead because I'm like, 299 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,640 Speaker 1: you're so slow, and so I started doing it faster 300 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,120 Speaker 1: and then I was. But anyway, it was it is 301 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,960 Speaker 1: helpful because as soon as I wanted to go to sleep, 302 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Speaker 1: I was like, I kind of just want to drift 303 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,520 Speaker 1: off with this, and then you can put the audiobook 304 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:46,120 Speaker 1: on stop reading it thirty minutes so it stops, so 305 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,920 Speaker 1: you don't just read the whole book throughout the night. 306 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 1: But I do know about us talk about special teams. 307 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,480 Speaker 1: There's a thing called the special Force, the the part 308 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:59,080 Speaker 1: X part X part part X is a thing in 309 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:02,560 Speaker 1: the book, and it's the thing that prevents you from 310 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 1: It's like someone with a gun to your head telling 311 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:08,480 Speaker 1: you not to do things and to stay in bed, 312 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:14,680 Speaker 1: don't don't eat that extra helping don't exercise today. There's 313 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,440 Speaker 1: like constantly a part of you that is forcing you 314 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,840 Speaker 1: at like like pointing a gun at you, making you 315 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,119 Speaker 1: feel like you are. You have no choice but to 316 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:26,919 Speaker 1: surrender to these bad habits that prevent you from reaching 317 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:31,000 Speaker 1: your full potential as an um an NBA athlete, which 318 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,560 Speaker 1: is what I'm going to be once I really start 319 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,399 Speaker 1: stop listening to this thing, you can be anything you 320 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:43,680 Speaker 1: want and at a certain age exactly because yeah, yeah, 321 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,040 Speaker 1: well I told Chris last night because he was talking 322 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:51,240 Speaker 1: about light is this insulting? Can I just ask you 323 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:58,720 Speaker 1: a quick quick question as a boy? Yeah? Um, I 324 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,800 Speaker 1: was talking to It's last night about he's training for 325 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,720 Speaker 1: this bike trip he's doing and he like does like 326 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,320 Speaker 1: sometimes two or three hour rides a day, Like he's 327 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:10,800 Speaker 1: really training and he's working with someone and he's doing 328 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 1: like nutrition and like all he's just doing a whole regiment. 329 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,760 Speaker 1: But he's like very dedicated to it, but it takes 330 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:21,040 Speaker 1: so much time. And um, I said to him, and 331 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:22,760 Speaker 1: he's like, I don't know, I just really feel I 332 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,159 Speaker 1: was like, he's like, it's not sustainable, but it's you know, 333 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,440 Speaker 1: I'd like to do it the rest of my life 334 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,680 Speaker 1: in some way, and I was like, oh, there's probably 335 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,240 Speaker 1: a way to moderate it. But um, he was like. 336 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,760 Speaker 1: I was like, but it's cool though that you can 337 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,800 Speaker 1: like get so dedicated to something and like actually do it, 338 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,919 Speaker 1: Like he he does not skip a workout, like he's 339 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,640 Speaker 1: really good about it. Um, and he I said to him, 340 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,040 Speaker 1: he was like, I just feel like I'm really good 341 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,200 Speaker 1: at it and I could actually be really really good. 342 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 1: And I said, that's true, Like you're an NBA. I've 343 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:52,000 Speaker 1: always said that to him, a natural born athlete, which 344 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,280 Speaker 1: is a joke that it makes it sound like I'm 345 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,440 Speaker 1: a dumb sports girl. That's like, you're an NBA, Like 346 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,160 Speaker 1: it sounds like I think, so I said, you're you're 347 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,560 Speaker 1: obviously a natural born athlete and um, yeah, you could be. 348 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,520 Speaker 1: You could be the like the best for your age bracket? 349 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,320 Speaker 1: Is that a bad thing to say? It's true though, 350 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,760 Speaker 1: like he could read he could be because there's like 351 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,879 Speaker 1: sports competitions at every level of age. R That's how 352 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:18,119 Speaker 1: it doesn't that Yeah, was that was there offense taken? No. 353 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:19,879 Speaker 1: I was just worried to to send it because I 354 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,760 Speaker 1: did have the caveat of like, Okay, he's not gonna 355 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,920 Speaker 1: be as good as he could have been at twenty 356 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Speaker 1: two doing this. But he's forty one, he's about to 357 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,480 Speaker 1: be forty one, and he's pretty Um I think he 358 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,640 Speaker 1: could be the best forty one year old at this thing. 359 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,320 Speaker 1: I do feel like he didn't take offensive. I think 360 00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:38,280 Speaker 1: he was, But at the time I was like, if 361 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,280 Speaker 1: someone told me you could be the best for your 362 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: age group, I'd be like, UM, fuck you. Yeah, I'm 363 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,080 Speaker 1: too insecure to handle that age thing. Well, here's the 364 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,360 Speaker 1: thing about cycling. I really do think if you took 365 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:55,080 Speaker 1: it serious, you could be almost just as good at 366 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:57,600 Speaker 1: forty one as if you started at twenty two and 367 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:02,119 Speaker 1: took it like a weird like if ping pong, golf, 368 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,800 Speaker 1: long distance running for women, they're usually in their mid 369 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:08,680 Speaker 1: thirties when they're winning for like all women's ages. So 370 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,000 Speaker 1: there are things like that. You said you could you'd 371 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:16,320 Speaker 1: be the best for sixty and older. Yeah, that would 372 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,919 Speaker 1: be insulting. All right, let's go to break and come 373 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:26,479 Speaker 1: back after this. All right, welcome back to the show. Um, 374 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,359 Speaker 1: I we have a guest now. Um, we took too 375 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,920 Speaker 1: much time and so we didn't I didn't properly introduce 376 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,320 Speaker 1: her before and say and warn you guys. But we 377 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:38,639 Speaker 1: have a guest on the show. Um. She runs the 378 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,879 Speaker 1: may Day Rescue, which is where I got Luigi and 379 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:45,359 Speaker 1: Marian in Los Angeles, and she's also a lesbians to show. 380 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:51,680 Speaker 1: She also is the host of the possibly online series UM, 381 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,360 Speaker 1: Who's Your Doggie? Which is I just filmed um yesterday. UM, 382 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:01,840 Speaker 1: please welcome Natalie Garcia. Hello. Hi, Natalie's in town because 383 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,119 Speaker 1: we filmed. She came to me from l A to 384 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:08,160 Speaker 1: film the finale of the show Who's Your Doggie? Where 385 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:15,879 Speaker 1: we find out yes, yes, yeah, it's literally yeah, we 386 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:20,960 Speaker 1: can just tell yeah pretty much. So the show is 387 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,399 Speaker 1: like where we you do you, Like, we get swab 388 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,760 Speaker 1: samples from the dog and then you come back and 389 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:32,280 Speaker 1: then we reveal they're finding out like your family treat 390 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,960 Speaker 1: kind of. I mean it's through the sent shock waves 391 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,160 Speaker 1: through Luigi's life. After this revelation, he is not the same. 392 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,760 Speaker 1: I cannot reveal what he is yet because that episode 393 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,000 Speaker 1: will come later, but I'll tell you off fairy. Um. So, 394 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,440 Speaker 1: but Natalie, Um, I said she's a lesbian because we 395 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,240 Speaker 1: talked yesterday about like what we're gonna talk about, and 396 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,119 Speaker 1: she was like, can we do not talk about like 397 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,280 Speaker 1: we can talk about rescue stuff, but yeah, a little bit. 398 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,440 Speaker 1: I just didn't want to like, you know, yeah, like 399 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,520 Speaker 1: there's more to me than just a dog lady. There's 400 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:05,119 Speaker 1: another dog lady. Yes, there is another dog lady and 401 00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:10,320 Speaker 1: I lived with Okay, well Natalie, um uh so when 402 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,800 Speaker 1: did you know you were questions? I mean I kind 403 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,880 Speaker 1: of have a lot. Great, I love this. Let're gay? 404 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,560 Speaker 1: Uh when I used to want to be like my 405 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,320 Speaker 1: teachers but realized I didn't want to be like them. 406 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,600 Speaker 1: I wanted to be that you wanted to be like 407 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:32,240 Speaker 1: with my famale? What what? What age was this? Like 408 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,280 Speaker 1: seven seven? Just like wanting to like you're like yeah, 409 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,560 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I want to be like that 410 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,480 Speaker 1: when I'm older, Like I like how she dresses. And 411 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,159 Speaker 1: I'd always be kind of obsessed with them, but like 412 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,760 Speaker 1: didn't realize it, like everyone else would just kind of 413 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,680 Speaker 1: leave to recess and I'd like hang out and just 414 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,520 Speaker 1: literally thought, oh, maybe I want to be a teacher, 415 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,320 Speaker 1: but then I would do that and wants to be 416 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,520 Speaker 1: a teacher, med not be a person that wants to 417 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,720 Speaker 1: help our youth, but you just want to get in them. 418 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,680 Speaker 1: Um that makes sense to me. I've feel like I've 419 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,880 Speaker 1: even said that a lot of times where guys I've dated, 420 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,320 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, wait a second, they don't like me. 421 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,840 Speaker 1: They want to be me. Like I've had the opposite 422 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,520 Speaker 1: where it's like they don't they don't like me. They 423 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,600 Speaker 1: just go like, wait, how did you get that thing? 424 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,000 Speaker 1: Like I wanna? They wanna because I have a very 425 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:20,800 Speaker 1: masculine energy, so they're like they want my confidence. They 426 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:26,040 Speaker 1: were getting exactly I was going to ask, it's weird 427 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:31,760 Speaker 1: two roads. Yeah, wait when did you even know? No? No, no, no, um. 428 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,800 Speaker 1: I came out when I was fourteen fourteen, like no, 429 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 1: so I am a gold star are yeah? My god? 430 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,440 Speaker 1: Real fourteen? How did you struggle with it before you 431 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,639 Speaker 1: came out or was it not? Really? Honestly for me, 432 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,159 Speaker 1: I kind of was just like that kid that like 433 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,159 Speaker 1: I like to shock people, So I was like pretty excited. 434 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,399 Speaker 1: My mom is also my parents are divorced, but my 435 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,879 Speaker 1: mom has always been by, but she also likes to 436 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,159 Speaker 1: like embarrass me. So like my friend picked me up 437 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,800 Speaker 1: for like we're literally going to like have coffee or something, 438 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,840 Speaker 1: and when he picked me up, my mom was like, 439 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,440 Speaker 1: make sure to wear a condom, I mean seatbelt and 440 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,480 Speaker 1: so I wanted to just get her right away, and 441 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,480 Speaker 1: I was like, mom, I'm a lesbian. I like checks, 442 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,240 Speaker 1: and then I left and when I came back, she 443 00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:12,800 Speaker 1: was like, was that serious? Like I don't care? And 444 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,280 Speaker 1: I was like, I mean maybe I don't really I 445 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,520 Speaker 1: kind of want to date girls, and she was like great. 446 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,280 Speaker 1: And so then from that moment on, I kind of 447 00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,840 Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna do this because I came out 448 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,440 Speaker 1: and so now I'm a bit you're locked in. I 449 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:31,120 Speaker 1: really took it, and actually I'm straight and I'm getting 450 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,760 Speaker 1: I've held on this too. I just really always wanted 451 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,159 Speaker 1: to be a teacher. I realized that was now I'm 452 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,520 Speaker 1: quitting everything and I'm hoping to get my teaching degree. 453 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,520 Speaker 1: But that is interesting, like wanting to shock, that's what 454 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,480 Speaker 1: I what I used to like want to be gay 455 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:50,159 Speaker 1: just so I could make my parents mad because it 456 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,240 Speaker 1: was a thing that I knew that they knew I 457 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,280 Speaker 1: couldn't choose, because I knew my parents fell on the 458 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,200 Speaker 1: right side of like, no one's choosing to be like 459 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,399 Speaker 1: it's not it's just your you are, and so I 460 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,240 Speaker 1: knew that they couldn't get mad at me about it, 461 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,520 Speaker 1: you know, But that they would be secretly a little 462 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,720 Speaker 1: bit disappointed because of the whole I just don't my 463 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,960 Speaker 1: daughter to have people judge her and struggle, even though 464 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,160 Speaker 1: it's like their judgment that they're protecting on other people, 465 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,240 Speaker 1: but it is, you know, it is tougher to be. 466 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,119 Speaker 1: I mean, that's what my grandma said right away. She 467 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,439 Speaker 1: wasn't like I don't want to you know, she's Catholic, 468 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,080 Speaker 1: she's Hispanic, all the things, but that was it. She 469 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,040 Speaker 1: was like, I just don't want you to have a 470 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,720 Speaker 1: hard life. And here I am, like, marching in pride 471 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,359 Speaker 1: parades making out with ladies. I'm like, I don't know 472 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,000 Speaker 1: how this is going to be hard for anyone. It's 473 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:34,640 Speaker 1: hard to march for it that long. But what happened 474 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,080 Speaker 1: to sit Ins? Yeah, I'm sure your grandma's life was 475 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:42,320 Speaker 1: so easy being straight, Like I didn't love when women 476 00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:45,080 Speaker 1: are like my life because I'm straight, it's just so simple. 477 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:50,800 Speaker 1: And yes, yes, dealing with men is so it's just easy. Crazy. 478 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:58,440 Speaker 1: They literally men cause women and vice versa because so 479 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,240 Speaker 1: much pain and their lives like just and not not 480 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,560 Speaker 1: that lesbians don't have that same. I mean the thing 481 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,920 Speaker 1: about lesbians though, that I always I feel is that 482 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,960 Speaker 1: you guys just fall real fast. I mean there's the 483 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,240 Speaker 1: U haul lesbian where it's like because that's the way 484 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,159 Speaker 1: girls like, that's the way I fall for guys like 485 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,000 Speaker 1: I just know right away, let's just do this. And 486 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,120 Speaker 1: then when you have two people feel that same way, 487 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,040 Speaker 1: does it happen fast? Oh yeah? If we actually we joke. 488 00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:23,600 Speaker 1: I mean, my wife and I feel like are the 489 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,359 Speaker 1: very like the opposite of that, Like we were together 490 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,080 Speaker 1: two years before we moved in, and then it took 491 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,560 Speaker 1: us seven years to get married, and so now it's 492 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,280 Speaker 1: been thirteen years. But in thirteen years, which is a 493 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,399 Speaker 1: long time, we know people who have been in like 494 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,800 Speaker 1: who have been married like three times, gotten divorced all 495 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,600 Speaker 1: of a sudden there on Instagram, I'm in love. I'm 496 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,520 Speaker 1: in love. A year later they're sobbing on Instagram and 497 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fund is happening? Get off Instagram? Yeah, 498 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 1: get off Instagram. It's really so you have a wife. 499 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,680 Speaker 1: Do you have a wife? What took you so long? 500 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,080 Speaker 1: Do you think pull the trigger on getting moving in 501 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,720 Speaker 1: and then getting engaged? Do you want to fight this? 502 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,800 Speaker 1: There are your type? That was it? Yeah? I was like, 503 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:07,760 Speaker 1: fuck you guys, it was like, fuck you, I'm doing 504 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,000 Speaker 1: what I'm doing what I want, I'm doing it going 505 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,920 Speaker 1: against everything. Uh No, I don't know. We just like 506 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,879 Speaker 1: there was just no rush. I think we're just like 507 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Speaker 1: level headed. And I was a little bit of a 508 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,200 Speaker 1: horror before that, so I feel like she was trying 509 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,520 Speaker 1: to be like but it was that hard being a 510 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,800 Speaker 1: horror of lesbian because wouldn't help because when you have 511 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:29,400 Speaker 1: amazing girls, girls get attached from sex and intimacy. I'm saying, 512 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,800 Speaker 1: was it a struggle for you in terms of like 513 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,600 Speaker 1: girls getting attached to you and you having to be like, 514 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,080 Speaker 1: this is just casual because a lot of girls enter 515 00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,199 Speaker 1: into things thinking it's going to be casual and are like, oh, 516 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,480 Speaker 1: I'm fine with it, right. I mean that happened, but 517 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,359 Speaker 1: I'm just kind of like, I hate to say it 518 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,760 Speaker 1: because back then I feel like I was kind of 519 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,120 Speaker 1: just like an ass and I think I just broke hearts, 520 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 1: like I was totally a person like people being like 521 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,280 Speaker 1: that was really fun. You want to hang out tomorrow 522 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,119 Speaker 1: and be like, yeah, maybe keep on trucking. I'll call 523 00:27:54,160 --> 00:28:00,040 Speaker 1: you sometime, keep on t keep on, keep on you 524 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,160 Speaker 1: haulan think why how are you able not to get 525 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,960 Speaker 1: attached or um, I mean I guess I did. I 526 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,280 Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I wasn't able. I think 527 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,119 Speaker 1: I just like liked. I think also when I just 528 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,040 Speaker 1: moved l A, I was like really wanting to meet 529 00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,320 Speaker 1: people and get out and you know, and I had 530 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,280 Speaker 1: a relationship prior to that, and I really just didn't 531 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,200 Speaker 1: feel like ready to dive in because exactly like you said, 532 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,320 Speaker 1: it's like then I knew I was going to be 533 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,680 Speaker 1: in another relationship and another relationship, and I was like, no, yes, 534 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,920 Speaker 1: have some fun. That's a good. But it's just it's 535 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,879 Speaker 1: so hard because you think you're going to have fun 536 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,280 Speaker 1: and then you just want more of the same thing fun. 537 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,480 Speaker 1: But do you, um, do you feel like you have 538 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,240 Speaker 1: a more because I get get a sense of a 539 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,240 Speaker 1: masculine energy from you or you like in your relationship, 540 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,040 Speaker 1: are you the I'm not not top bottom, but like 541 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,440 Speaker 1: every relationship straight or gay has someone who's masculine, and 542 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:50,120 Speaker 1: it could be the man is the feminine totally. Well 543 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,560 Speaker 1: that's what's funny. Is like if you see Maria, everyone's like, oh, 544 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,560 Speaker 1: she's a butch lesbian, Like you would just think that, 545 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,440 Speaker 1: but she is like so much more feminine. She cries 546 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,800 Speaker 1: at like any story of like someone being nice. Like 547 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,959 Speaker 1: she'll see like an old lady a guy jump out 548 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,440 Speaker 1: of a cart across the street with her and she'll 549 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,040 Speaker 1: start sobbing in the car and I'm like, are you 550 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,240 Speaker 1: kidding me? And like yeah, so I'm totally more the 551 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,960 Speaker 1: guy if you were going to do that, which is like, 552 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,080 Speaker 1: understand what you're saying. I hate saying that, but yes, 553 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,000 Speaker 1: but if you look at me, I look like a 554 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,640 Speaker 1: fem lesbian. Yeah, you look like the feminine energy role. 555 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,040 Speaker 1: But who made the first move and everything? Who who 556 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,400 Speaker 1: was like, okay, we're doing that? I did because also 557 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,680 Speaker 1: spoiled at alert guys. She's twenty years older than me, 558 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,360 Speaker 1: so that probably was also what I took a little right, 559 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,560 Speaker 1: So I think that was it because she felt like 560 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:40,200 Speaker 1: a creep my teacher, Mrs Iivner, that a huge possibility, Ruth, 561 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,440 Speaker 1: So that was of course an issue. Not when you 562 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,400 Speaker 1: started dating? Was that? What? I mean? How did this 563 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,840 Speaker 1: even get kicked off? Which also can I just say 564 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,160 Speaker 1: that I thought that Miran I were the first like 565 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:56,320 Speaker 1: age gap lesbian couple and here comes Sarah Paulson and 566 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,800 Speaker 1: Taylor That is I'm sorry, what was that, like thirty 567 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,240 Speaker 1: three years or something that something like that. Yeah, but 568 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,240 Speaker 1: like we were the o G anyway, Um, twenty yours 569 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,080 Speaker 1: is a lot. It's still a lot, yeah for sure, 570 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,040 Speaker 1: because now I look at myself being thirty six, and 571 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,600 Speaker 1: I'm like, obviously a sixteen ye old, but even a 572 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,920 Speaker 1: twenty three year old is what when we met, There's 573 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,760 Speaker 1: no way I would even think about dating a twenty 574 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,800 Speaker 1: three year old now. And that was her thing is 575 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,320 Speaker 1: she wasn't even entertaining it either. We just like met 576 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,160 Speaker 1: at a party, like she lived near me and she 577 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,560 Speaker 1: literally was like, oh, you just moved to l A, 578 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,920 Speaker 1: Like sure, I'll show you some cool places. Like it 579 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,640 Speaker 1: wasn't romantic. I was seeing other people and then it 580 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,760 Speaker 1: just we like decided to hang out all the time. 581 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,800 Speaker 1: And my roommate literally finally came in my room one 582 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,120 Speaker 1: night and she's like, you talk on the phone with 583 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 1: her for like two hours a night and you're just 584 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,000 Speaker 1: laughing and laughing and laughing. She's like, I've never seen 585 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,200 Speaker 1: you so happy. And I was like, yeah, but she's 586 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:42,560 Speaker 1: old and I'm a child, Like there's no way. And 587 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,600 Speaker 1: on her end, her friends were saying the same thing 588 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,400 Speaker 1: where they were like, Yo, it's a twenty three old 589 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,240 Speaker 1: what are you doing? And she's like, I'm just gonna 590 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,480 Speaker 1: have fun. Like this isn't going anywhere. It's just gonna 591 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,200 Speaker 1: be fun. And so she didn't want to be a creep, 592 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,200 Speaker 1: and so it was up to me basically. So I 593 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,440 Speaker 1: think we got drunk one night and then we like, 594 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,080 Speaker 1: I like made a move and we made out, and 595 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,400 Speaker 1: then we both were like wait a second, and then 596 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,920 Speaker 1: at one point we broke up for like twenty minutes 597 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,959 Speaker 1: and we're sobbing in a cafe by saying like, oh, 598 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,600 Speaker 1: we shouldn't do this. All of our friends are saying 599 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,840 Speaker 1: what are we doing? And we basically were like, if 600 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,520 Speaker 1: we're this upset, let's just keep doing this and having 601 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,920 Speaker 1: fun until we're not having fun anymore. That's great. And 602 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,800 Speaker 1: in thirteen years, I'm still having a pretty good time. 603 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:22,840 Speaker 1: Thirteen years. Yeah, we were talking about this yesterday. I 604 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:27,200 Speaker 1: guess about how couples are, how you think couples will 605 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,880 Speaker 1: be doing well from Instagram and then all of a 606 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:33,040 Speaker 1: sudden they divorced, like out of nowhere, and like how 607 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,640 Speaker 1: that happens? So like we just or you hang out 608 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,120 Speaker 1: with couples and you think, oh, they're great, you got 609 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,920 Speaker 1: to dinner with them, and then a week later you 610 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,520 Speaker 1: find out they're divorcing. We're like, we saw no signs 611 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,120 Speaker 1: of it. And how much people kind of hide that 612 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,560 Speaker 1: stuff from everyone or you just don't know. Maybe they 613 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,959 Speaker 1: are just really good friends and it's fine, and one 614 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,440 Speaker 1: of them just realized I need more than that, like 615 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:58,239 Speaker 1: everybody needs different stuff. Yeah, so healthy, yes, but I mean, 616 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,240 Speaker 1: what do you mean it's so health are you no? No? 617 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:05,080 Speaker 1: I mean I'm not being sarcastic. Okay, I was being 618 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,560 Speaker 1: for real, Like that is healthy to just be like, oh, 619 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,200 Speaker 1: we're just friends. Yeah, let's yeah. Yeah, they just go 620 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:14,840 Speaker 1: your separate ways just because you both decided maturely that 621 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,400 Speaker 1: this isn't right. But no hard feelings sad about it. 622 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,840 Speaker 1: Have a couple that stays friends after they divorce, like 623 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,960 Speaker 1: stays good friends and you can tell they're almost like 624 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,800 Speaker 1: brother sister friends. It's like raise kids. That's so cool 625 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,560 Speaker 1: to me, And I don't know how people do that 626 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:35,400 Speaker 1: someone recently, Um, but like, uh and you're married right, right? 627 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,080 Speaker 1: When did you get married? Six years ago? This past 628 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:43,200 Speaker 1: Saturday was just our six year anniversary. Jun Oh yeah, 629 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,480 Speaker 1: we're was it hard to get people your family on 630 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,960 Speaker 1: board with someone you having a wife that's three years 631 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,400 Speaker 1: older than you the same thing. I kind of was 632 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,400 Speaker 1: just like, funk, everybody, I'm doing something different, Like I 633 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,880 Speaker 1: think it wasn't like surprising to them to the age. 634 00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:01,000 Speaker 1: Do you see what are the big screppancies with your 635 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:05,600 Speaker 1: age where you're like, um, just references? No, I mean 636 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,840 Speaker 1: that's the other thing is so for me, like I 637 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,000 Speaker 1: actually hate to say this to you, but like I 638 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,160 Speaker 1: don't really know any Taylor Swift songs, Like I don't 639 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,000 Speaker 1: know stuff of I know, I don't know anything this. 640 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,280 Speaker 1: I'm just like I've always been like a nineteen sixties 641 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,760 Speaker 1: and seventies buff, like that's always been my thing. So 642 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,960 Speaker 1: there's like a lot of references. Actually, this morning I 643 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,880 Speaker 1: was watching Three's Company, great show, and I actually called 644 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,560 Speaker 1: my my wife called me, was like I have to go. 645 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,120 Speaker 1: I have to figure out what Chris He's getting into. 646 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,400 Speaker 1: And she's like who, And I was like, you know 647 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,480 Speaker 1: Three's Company And she's like, god, I haven't seen that 648 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,520 Speaker 1: show since the seventies. I was like, it's a great show. 649 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:37,560 Speaker 1: We should watch. Um, but yeah, no, there's there's not 650 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,720 Speaker 1: a lot. I mean, you know, yeah, I can't think 651 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,480 Speaker 1: of what I think when we get when we're the 652 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:46,400 Speaker 1: hall and tailor age, that's gonna be a little that's 653 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,200 Speaker 1: going to be been wanting to be wanting to ask 654 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:56,640 Speaker 1: Sarah Paulson what old people taste like? Depends the comedy 655 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,840 Speaker 1: to the comedians over here. Um, yeah, that's gonna be. 656 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,479 Speaker 1: That's going to be the weird thing when that. I mean, 657 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:07,080 Speaker 1: Andrew was in a sixteen year gap relationship and so 658 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,160 Speaker 1: are you a lesbian too? I am? You know, it's 659 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,760 Speaker 1: a choice I made. It's thirteen and a half. Actually, 660 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:20,759 Speaker 1: no offense. Impressive you have? Um, do you have cultural like? 661 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,719 Speaker 1: Was there any kind of thing I thought there was? 662 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,000 Speaker 1: I mean, she knows some songs that obviously I hate, 663 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:32,719 Speaker 1: like you know, like like, but I think like it 664 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,000 Speaker 1: has to do with who raised you, like your parents, 665 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,440 Speaker 1: Like a lot of the music you love as a 666 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,759 Speaker 1: kid is just what your parents listened to. So like, 667 00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,840 Speaker 1: you know, her parents listened to you know, Oh Town 668 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,319 Speaker 1: and I love No No No. Her parents like listen 669 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,440 Speaker 1: to Tom Patty and she's so music wise and all 670 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,920 Speaker 1: that ship. Like I don't know it sounds, I know 671 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,400 Speaker 1: it sounds cheesy when a guy goes, you know, actually 672 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,800 Speaker 1: we have a lot of in common and and doesn't 673 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,399 Speaker 1: I know she's an old but you always make find 674 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,200 Speaker 1: that like a guys say that girls have old souls. 675 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:12,040 Speaker 1: It's really anxious to me. But because it's not the truth, 676 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,320 Speaker 1: like it can be, yes, she can. I think you 677 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,600 Speaker 1: would still date her even if she's like the old 678 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,560 Speaker 1: soul isn't what's reeling you in a young right, right? 679 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,920 Speaker 1: But I think people get mad when you're like, I'm 680 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:27,040 Speaker 1: forty two, I was insanely immature and never been in 681 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,520 Speaker 1: a real relationship that it checks out. And then she 682 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,399 Speaker 1: you're a young soul. I'm a yeah, I'm a young 683 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,799 Speaker 1: and she is too. That's where it matches up. She's 684 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:42,960 Speaker 1: not an old I mean she she is extreme so old. Yeah, 685 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,480 Speaker 1: but I'm just saying, like some people are like that 686 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,560 Speaker 1: doesn't matter. That numbers what you know, Like some people 687 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,680 Speaker 1: don't want to hear that ship Like some people are, Oh, 688 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,880 Speaker 1: you're immature for your age, that's why you should be 689 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:59,359 Speaker 1: with someone you know, twenty years young. It's like, yeah, yeah, 690 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,960 Speaker 1: I think it's it really is fine. It's just like 691 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,399 Speaker 1: I I think that I just get annoyed when it's 692 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,279 Speaker 1: just like, don't don't rule out the fact that she's 693 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:13,760 Speaker 1: young and hot and that you have time, she's gorgeous, 694 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,520 Speaker 1: because this is the thing. It's like, you know, if 695 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,920 Speaker 1: I think there are men, older men that want kids, 696 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,319 Speaker 1: and let's say like, let's say your wife wanted kids 697 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,160 Speaker 1: and didn't want to have she would need someone who 698 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,319 Speaker 1: but she doesn't know when she wants to have them. 699 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,440 Speaker 1: She wants a little bit of time. You gotta pick 700 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,759 Speaker 1: someone in their twenties if you want time, if you 701 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,040 Speaker 1: want to have kids, you cannot marry girl and you're 702 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,919 Speaker 1: in her thirties. If you still want five to ten 703 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,680 Speaker 1: years of no kids with the person kids, you can't 704 00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,440 Speaker 1: do it. So someone like me, for a guy in 705 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,040 Speaker 1: his forties who's like, I want to have kids when 706 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,239 Speaker 1: i'm fifty or whatever, you know, that's he's entitled to that, 707 00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,240 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna. I'm I'm ruled out. And that sometimes 708 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,560 Speaker 1: makes me upset where I'm just like, oh, I can't. 709 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,040 Speaker 1: Every every guy I think thinks that women in their thirties, 710 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,880 Speaker 1: and especially me at thirty eight, they're like, well, she 711 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,960 Speaker 1: can't even have kids, but I'll just surprise him and 712 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,319 Speaker 1: be like, yo, I froze so many eggs. Your wife 713 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,640 Speaker 1: didn't and I don't want to. They don't know that 714 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,839 Speaker 1: that's a good just live and they know now if 715 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,880 Speaker 1: they're listening, you could buy any eggs. Yeah, I mean 716 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,880 Speaker 1: the frozen eggs. There's some they'll be like, cool, they 717 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,840 Speaker 1: are my eggs. I bought them. Yeah, I know I'm vegan, 718 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,759 Speaker 1: but right, they're organic. And then when it comes time, 719 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,520 Speaker 1: we waited too long, they're triveled up. Sorry, And he's like, 720 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,000 Speaker 1: what about those frozen eggs And I'm like, they're in 721 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,719 Speaker 1: the you want what did those that? What does that 722 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,080 Speaker 1: have to do with us having a baby? Right? Do you? 723 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:39,480 Speaker 1: I can thaw him out and make you oh my god, 724 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,160 Speaker 1: oh my god. We have to go to break. We'll 725 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:46,600 Speaker 1: come back with more after this. All right, we're back. Um. 726 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,759 Speaker 1: The other night, uh, Chris was here and he brought 727 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,080 Speaker 1: over like his like he he brought over his healthy 728 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,360 Speaker 1: food like ingredients to make something. But he was like 729 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,880 Speaker 1: so tired, and he was like, I was like, do 730 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,359 Speaker 1: you just want me to put a pizza in? Because 731 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,120 Speaker 1: he was like I don't want to make my broccoli 732 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,840 Speaker 1: and my chicken. And I was like and then he 733 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,120 Speaker 1: was like, could you if you made it, I would 734 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,279 Speaker 1: eat it. I was like, I can make something for you. 735 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,280 Speaker 1: I felt so domestic, even though I burnt the broccoli 736 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,799 Speaker 1: and it actually was good. It was a little bit charred, 737 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,440 Speaker 1: but it was good, and I felt I've never cooked 738 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,000 Speaker 1: anything ever for boy and I love. I loved it. 739 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,640 Speaker 1: I loved like, Oh, does a baby I like when 740 00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,440 Speaker 1: boys are babies? Yeah? So much. Will you do that 741 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,400 Speaker 1: with Luigi? Yeah? So it's the same thing. You just 742 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,600 Speaker 1: want to date a dog that's a man. Luigi is 743 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,080 Speaker 1: only nice to me, honestly, and like loves me when 744 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,440 Speaker 1: I go like, oh, I pretend like he's sick, and 745 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,320 Speaker 1: then he goes oh and he falls into me. I go, 746 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,160 Speaker 1: are you a baby? And then he'll just get like 747 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,399 Speaker 1: really like lumpy. But it's like that he can only 748 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,400 Speaker 1: I feel like I can only give love when someone 749 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:56,239 Speaker 1: or something is sick and that they can't fight me off. Right. 750 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,480 Speaker 1: That sounds bad, but maybe it's like a competitive thing 751 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,920 Speaker 1: where like like if they're too strong, then it's like 752 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,239 Speaker 1: I don't know, like why wouldn't you want to help 753 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,680 Speaker 1: a strong person? I do, but I feel like they're 754 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:13,440 Speaker 1: always like I got it. I feel like either with Luigia, 755 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,760 Speaker 1: like when they when someone needs to be babied because 756 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,400 Speaker 1: they're sick, they get a little bit more like soft 757 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,040 Speaker 1: and they're just a little more loving needy. I like, 758 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,960 Speaker 1: I like neediness. Wait, did you say that your boyfriend 759 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,440 Speaker 1: wanted to cook chicken? Did you say chicken? Yeah, but 760 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,719 Speaker 1: he eats chicken. That's not like a deal breaker for you. 761 00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:34,040 Speaker 1: Interesting if it were, I would be alone forever and 762 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,839 Speaker 1: ever and ever ever. I mean, there's no vegans out there. 763 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,400 Speaker 1: Are you a vegan? I'm not, but I'm a vegetarian. 764 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,360 Speaker 1: But there's a lot in l A. Yeah, I live 765 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,759 Speaker 1: in l A. I live in St. Louis, where you know, 766 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:51,520 Speaker 1: dairy is king chicken. It's not me. He's really sweet 767 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,920 Speaker 1: and like he only brings over chicken because I told 768 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,600 Speaker 1: him it was okay. Like generally he's like he'll respect you. 769 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,600 Speaker 1: He really he tries, and he really wants to be vegan, 770 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,320 Speaker 1: like and goes, I know that doesn't mean anything, and 771 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,480 Speaker 1: to go, yes, it does, Like it means something to 772 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,239 Speaker 1: me that you you that is a goal of your 773 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,560 Speaker 1: at some point, like that's all I need and at 774 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,880 Speaker 1: least just conscientious about it and like probably cutting back 775 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,000 Speaker 1: eating me when he's with you, which is something he 776 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,719 Speaker 1: and he bought all this plant based stuff and he 777 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,040 Speaker 1: sent me like a picture of it like he wants 778 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,920 Speaker 1: to try, like he knows it's the right thing to do. 779 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,800 Speaker 1: So that stuff matters to me. And the chicken was alive, 780 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,320 Speaker 1: so you had to kill herself as long as he 781 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,080 Speaker 1: came over and I got to it. It was sick, 782 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:32,919 Speaker 1: so it accepted my life piece of seed. Widow baby chicken. 783 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,240 Speaker 1: I'm having a bird lady come over to the house today. 784 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:43,000 Speaker 1: That's not she's a dog lady. Different you hauled dog lady. Um, 785 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:51,719 Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm probably fostering a um Quaker parrot um 786 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,040 Speaker 1: so religious, do you know where it came from? Yeah, 787 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,319 Speaker 1: it's well, it's yeah, it came from some fucking breeder 788 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,799 Speaker 1: situation where the parents I got it for their kid, 789 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,520 Speaker 1: being like I'll get my five year old a parrot, 790 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,880 Speaker 1: and we want one that talks, so we got to 791 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,760 Speaker 1: get this one. So it probably came from a breeder. 792 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,640 Speaker 1: And then they realize it lives forty years and they're 793 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,799 Speaker 1: like fun because I think it's like five or five 794 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,680 Speaker 1: to eight years old, is what they're like, placing it 795 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,319 Speaker 1: she bring like a cage and all the things for you. Yeah, 796 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,520 Speaker 1: they're going to bring everything. As a foster, they like 797 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,680 Speaker 1: supply you with everything, and you know, they don't usually 798 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,200 Speaker 1: like people that are like I just want to try 799 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,120 Speaker 1: this out to see if I want it, Like you 800 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,359 Speaker 1: know you you work and rescue. Yeah, And I mean 801 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,920 Speaker 1: that's what happened to me with where I was like, 802 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,640 Speaker 1: can I just keep them? And I didn't, but I 803 00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,200 Speaker 1: didn't know that. I wasn't like I just want to 804 00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,600 Speaker 1: try this dug out because they were telling me that 805 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,719 Speaker 1: a lot of people go like, um, they're all foster 806 00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,600 Speaker 1: a bird that works for their lifestyle. And then they'll 807 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,400 Speaker 1: be like, I don't really like it. Um, it's just 808 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,480 Speaker 1: like not and they're like, well, this isn't about you 809 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,120 Speaker 1: liking it. You're just giving it a home until we 810 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,320 Speaker 1: find at home. Like if that was about liking it, 811 00:41:55,600 --> 00:42:00,040 Speaker 1: you would be buying a forever and just temporary it 812 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,920 Speaker 1: on my shoulder. And I was like and brought it 813 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,040 Speaker 1: to a bar and that was cool. But now and 814 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,480 Speaker 1: I took some selfies. It took like three selfie like 815 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,040 Speaker 1: got three inner legs and they keep going down. I 816 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,080 Speaker 1: don't know if the birds getting uglier. I'm getting older. 817 00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:15,439 Speaker 1: This bird isn't getting me enough legs. Can I return it? Yeah? 818 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,320 Speaker 1: It really is. That's what you should do. Do a 819 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:22,279 Speaker 1: rent a puppy for Instagram in l A. You can 820 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,000 Speaker 1: and take a picture in front of a pink wall 821 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:28,560 Speaker 1: with the puppy, yes, and then people and then you 822 00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:31,160 Speaker 1: just tag those people and we know they're bad people, right, 823 00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:32,880 Speaker 1: I just want to rent a dog. Yeah, I mean 824 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,680 Speaker 1: that we kind of do that on accident, which we don't, 825 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,759 Speaker 1: but we offer trials and so it's like people can 826 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,440 Speaker 1: have a week before they adopt, and so we have 827 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,359 Speaker 1: to see those people out to make sure because we've 828 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,360 Speaker 1: had those few people that are like they get the 829 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,880 Speaker 1: dog and for five days they take them everywhere in 830 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,319 Speaker 1: l A and we just are following them and they're 831 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,600 Speaker 1: taking picture, pick a picture, and then literally day five, 832 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,000 Speaker 1: like this is so much work. Um, I just realized 833 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,359 Speaker 1: we're not a good fit. And I'm like, yo, bat, 834 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,440 Speaker 1: your Instagram were best friend, my god? And then what 835 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,600 Speaker 1: don't leave love questions like what what happened to the dog? 836 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,200 Speaker 1: People are idiots? People just you know, like yeah people 837 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,560 Speaker 1: now they just like comment with stars or flames, like 838 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,719 Speaker 1: there's no, like they're not asking dog like nobody's yeah, 839 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:18,719 Speaker 1: can it for like a younger day younger one? This 840 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,719 Speaker 1: bird does? If? I mean, I need to get a 841 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,520 Speaker 1: million follows. You know what name? His name is Elmer, 842 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,600 Speaker 1: just such a cute name, because I kind of liked 843 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,239 Speaker 1: because I was over there looking at this. I was 844 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:34,399 Speaker 1: because chrisp for my birthday. Contact this rescue in town 845 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,640 Speaker 1: that I've already sent an applications to and they just 846 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,440 Speaker 1: never got or they got back to me, but it 847 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,920 Speaker 1: went to spam. I don't even know what happened, but 848 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,279 Speaker 1: I've already like been like stalking their bird page and um, 849 00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,920 Speaker 1: and they never had a bird for me because it 850 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,640 Speaker 1: always said like not good in an apartment, not good 851 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,920 Speaker 1: with other animals. But then um, this one bird. So 852 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,880 Speaker 1: I was over there playing with different birds because he 853 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,520 Speaker 1: just set up a play date for my birthday. And 854 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,759 Speaker 1: so I was talking to these women and um, and 855 00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,560 Speaker 1: they were like I could see them like kind of 856 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,160 Speaker 1: going like because I was like, I want to get 857 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,600 Speaker 1: a bird at some point, I just want to do 858 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,120 Speaker 1: it responsibly. I want to make sure to give it 859 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,359 Speaker 1: the best life. I will have bird sitter come over, 860 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,440 Speaker 1: like I want a bird that can like have people 861 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,759 Speaker 1: come in, they won't freak out, Like I'll always have 862 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,640 Speaker 1: someone with the bird. It will never be left alone. 863 00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:14,480 Speaker 1: Whatever you tell me to do. And they were like, 864 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,160 Speaker 1: are you singing Elmer for her? And like it was 865 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,919 Speaker 1: just like kind of like almost getting set up there, 866 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:25,279 Speaker 1: like I don't know. He's really great. I don't know. 867 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,480 Speaker 1: And I was like, wait, tell me about Elmer and 868 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,680 Speaker 1: they're like, well, he needs a lot of attention, like 869 00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,360 Speaker 1: he likes to be a little baby, and I was like, 870 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:36,360 Speaker 1: I love, I want a bird that's a baby. I 871 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:44,439 Speaker 1: almost didn't want to say that. I almost didn't say 872 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,239 Speaker 1: because I didn't want to say, like I want a 873 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,360 Speaker 1: bird that will just be a little baby and I 874 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,759 Speaker 1: could just pet it all day because that's about me, 875 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,760 Speaker 1: that's not about rescuing. So I didn't want to Obviously 876 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,560 Speaker 1: that's what I want, is right, But I'm not gonna 877 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,279 Speaker 1: everyone wants that bird. So I want to be able 878 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,799 Speaker 1: to just give a home to a bird that maybe 879 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000 Speaker 1: isn't that way that other people might reject. So I 880 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,160 Speaker 1: never started out saying like I want a bird that 881 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,839 Speaker 1: will be my friend and that'll talk and it sit 882 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,080 Speaker 1: on my shoulder all day. But that's really what I want. 883 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,520 Speaker 1: And so when the truth came out, they were like, well, 884 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,800 Speaker 1: how much attention can you give him? I'm like, I 885 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,359 Speaker 1: literally won't leave my house like four days a week. 886 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,040 Speaker 1: I can be here like all day long. I go 887 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,680 Speaker 1: out for a run like once a day. I don't 888 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,759 Speaker 1: literally leave ever. And they were like, I think they 889 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,439 Speaker 1: were like kind of whispering, and I was like, wait, 890 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,399 Speaker 1: what shall be a picture? And then I'm like he's hot, 891 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:31,640 Speaker 1: Like I was. It was totally like big. He's like this, 892 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,759 Speaker 1: like his body is like that big, like he's a 893 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:38,840 Speaker 1: he's a parrot, you know, green, green, all green. And 894 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,359 Speaker 1: I think I think the Luigi and him will get along, 895 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,320 Speaker 1: Like Luigi loves being an only like I know he 896 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,279 Speaker 1: loves all the attention on him. But I see them 897 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,840 Speaker 1: him with Mary in a lot of times, and I 898 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,799 Speaker 1: just know that he most of the time, he does 899 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,640 Speaker 1: not play with Marian at all. They are just on 900 00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,120 Speaker 1: separate sides of the room. But there's sometimes where they 901 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,839 Speaker 1: like he likes to be annoyed, like she'll like start 902 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,560 Speaker 1: like biting him and then he'll start playing like he 903 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,560 Speaker 1: needs to be pushed in to it. Yeah, And I 904 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,560 Speaker 1: think he would get along well with a bird that 905 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,200 Speaker 1: would just like pick it his for and stuff and 906 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,040 Speaker 1: just be like you know, like I just think it's 907 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,360 Speaker 1: gonna be cute. So what's what's the end goal? Are you? Like? 908 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:17,400 Speaker 1: Will you adopted? I want adopted. Yeah, I want to 909 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,840 Speaker 1: adopt Elmer. I want to be a bird parent. I 910 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,800 Speaker 1: think it's like I think I always say this, like 911 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,880 Speaker 1: it will be if I if I died tomorrow, it 912 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,560 Speaker 1: would be my one regret that I didn't have more 913 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,600 Speaker 1: birds in my life. Like that's I just love them 914 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,759 Speaker 1: so much, and I just feel like that is just 915 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,920 Speaker 1: it's always something I think about, Oh, I'll get a 916 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,000 Speaker 1: bird when I'm older and retired, and I can't wait 917 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,360 Speaker 1: till I stop doing comedy so I can just have 918 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,600 Speaker 1: tons of birds and start a bird rescue. But it's 919 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:44,120 Speaker 1: like why not do it now if I can do it? So? Um, 920 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,560 Speaker 1: But I also feel like getting a parrot that has 921 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:51,080 Speaker 1: a beak that could you know, hurt, Like parrots bite 922 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,879 Speaker 1: and they like if they're threatened, they will bite. Um, 923 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,840 Speaker 1: this is me pretty much getting my tubes died because 924 00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,279 Speaker 1: I'm signing up for a thirty year old that will 925 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,840 Speaker 1: be my life for thirty years and it's me sending 926 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,960 Speaker 1: a sign to the universe of like, no babies in 927 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,319 Speaker 1: my life, because a baby is and birds do not mix. 928 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,000 Speaker 1: So it's kind of me getting a hysterecto. Me I 929 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,839 Speaker 1: love it like and being like, no kids. It's as 930 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,920 Speaker 1: signed to the universe because no guy, I go. I mean, 931 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,759 Speaker 1: I'm I have a boyfriend now. But like, let's say 932 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:21,000 Speaker 1: something doesn't work out and someday I I meet a 933 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,920 Speaker 1: guy that wants kids, and I'm like, I have a 934 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,480 Speaker 1: parrot that will pluck our baby's eyes out. Like you know, 935 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,759 Speaker 1: it's just not it's not conducive to that be a 936 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:33,440 Speaker 1: deal breaker for you. Andrew. You know, it's like a 937 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:41,400 Speaker 1: boy named Sue'll grow up no eyes. Well, I have 938 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,560 Speaker 1: him in a jar on my manteon, so you're not lost, 939 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,279 Speaker 1: like cancer, I can I have him on my No. 940 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:48,680 Speaker 1: It turned it when I got him. He was a 941 00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,040 Speaker 1: rescue and he actually bit my face first, and then 942 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:56,480 Speaker 1: everyone badly torn stitches, plastic surgery, it's fun um and 943 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,080 Speaker 1: then every all of like the dog trainers, I know, 944 00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,560 Speaker 1: we're like to surgery on your was on my lip. 945 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,440 Speaker 1: My lip was dangling from my face. You see a 946 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:08,839 Speaker 1: little bit of the Scar was like, now you can't 947 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,560 Speaker 1: see me to aim from my lip. So that's how 948 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:17,759 Speaker 1: what happened. Wow, he so because since he was so 949 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,840 Speaker 1: aggressive but he was already blind, he wouldn't let me 950 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,400 Speaker 1: put eye drops in his eyes, and so the cataracts 951 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,000 Speaker 1: turned to glaucoma, which is really painful. And so it 952 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,920 Speaker 1: was like I think it was last year, it was 953 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,800 Speaker 1: like twenty. I just could tell like he was like 954 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,360 Speaker 1: in more pain. He was rubbing his face on the 955 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,759 Speaker 1: couch every day. I could tell they looked different, like 956 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,759 Speaker 1: there was It just looked weird. So I took him 957 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,200 Speaker 1: to the specialist and she was like, he's in a 958 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,839 Speaker 1: lot of pain and he's blind. So either he can 959 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,120 Speaker 1: be in a lot of pain and be blind or 960 00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,520 Speaker 1: no pain and blind. And so I was like, let's 961 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,239 Speaker 1: do it. And then I literally just asked just for 962 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,520 Speaker 1: like my facts, like as an animal person, I was like, 963 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,000 Speaker 1: what do you do with the eyes? Is that like 964 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,279 Speaker 1: medical waste? And she was like, you can set him 965 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,040 Speaker 1: out for a biopsy, which I don't think he needs that, 966 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,080 Speaker 1: or we do put in medical waste, or you can 967 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,920 Speaker 1: take them home. And she started laughing, and I was like, 968 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,120 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what was option three, and she was like, 969 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,280 Speaker 1: are you wait? She was like, in twenty five years, Natalie, 970 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,800 Speaker 1: nobody's ever taken. I was like, yes, I love that 971 00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,920 Speaker 1: you took dies because I would so want the eyes. 972 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,840 Speaker 1: I want to step marry and when she dies, like 973 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:14,200 Speaker 1: stop Shelton, Yes, yes, why I'm so excited. I don't 974 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,280 Speaker 1: think it's weird either. And like in Japan when people 975 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,279 Speaker 1: die they like keep their tattoos and their pieces of 976 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,680 Speaker 1: skin and like frame them. I would do that. Why 977 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,560 Speaker 1: is that weird? That's I don't think it's weird at all. 978 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:28,200 Speaker 1: I really don't. Is this right here? This Mary? I 979 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:33,440 Speaker 1: had a miniature lama that was her childhood lama. Such 980 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,560 Speaker 1: your childhood animals. So do you have a little dog 981 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,719 Speaker 1: to have walks him around like a little like seeing dogs? 982 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:47,200 Speaker 1: I wish no, he's too much of an ass. Have 983 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,120 Speaker 1: you've seen those things that the dogs can wear that 984 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,040 Speaker 1: have like a little like a halo a halo and 985 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,000 Speaker 1: then they bump into things and they know it before. 986 00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,120 Speaker 1: He hates those. And actually, because he's like a poodle, 987 00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,960 Speaker 1: he has like we always make sure he has a 988 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,880 Speaker 1: frow when we so it's almost like so it's almost 989 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,880 Speaker 1: like a halo. So whenever he hits a wallet, brushes 990 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,879 Speaker 1: the wall first and he stops and bounces off, He's 991 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,799 Speaker 1: just like have you seen him adapt to be? Oh yeah, 992 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,520 Speaker 1: is he okay? Like he doesn't move fast. He kind 993 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,640 Speaker 1: of like almost looks like he has a cane and 994 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,840 Speaker 1: it kind of feels in like in a new area, 995 00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,680 Speaker 1: he'll like navigate it. Whenever we get anywhere, he like 996 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,400 Speaker 1: figures it out. I just have to make sure I 997 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,560 Speaker 1: don't put like boxes in places and things like that. 998 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,360 Speaker 1: When you work and rescue, is it like a competition 999 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:31,920 Speaker 1: who can have them? As pretty much pretty much is 1000 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,840 Speaker 1: no ears, no legs. Yeah, I'll see other rescues and 1001 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,279 Speaker 1: I'm like, damn it, they got that dog? Like want 1002 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,080 Speaker 1: that dog? He doesn't have a halo, but I do 1003 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:42,160 Speaker 1: because I'm a goddamn fucking angel pretty much for rescuing 1004 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:46,480 Speaker 1: this blind piece of shitty. Um we know that's so true, Like, 1005 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,839 Speaker 1: um no, he's what a what a sweete? Like? Are 1006 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,239 Speaker 1: there ever dogs though? That? Like? You do find? Like 1007 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:59,080 Speaker 1: I mean in a rescue you see, being a rescue person, 1008 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,920 Speaker 1: I was actually thing about the last I'm sorry to 1009 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,680 Speaker 1: be so tan gentle about it, but I was reading 1010 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:07,759 Speaker 1: last night about people that have um no empathy. There 1011 00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:09,560 Speaker 1: was some study that I was reading on Reddit about 1012 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,160 Speaker 1: like lack of empathy, and certain people are lack of 1013 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,400 Speaker 1: emotional like the like you're talking about your wife, like 1014 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,400 Speaker 1: cries at the smallest thing. There's certain people that like 1015 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:21,279 Speaker 1: the smallest sentiment or like sadness thing makes them lose 1016 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,960 Speaker 1: their minds. And there are other people that are just 1017 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,800 Speaker 1: a little bit more cold, turned off some sad stuff. 1018 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,040 Speaker 1: And those people there were it was really interesting. They 1019 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,400 Speaker 1: were saying, thank God for people that are a little 1020 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:35,440 Speaker 1: bit more less empathetic, a little more sociopathic, we might say, 1021 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,000 Speaker 1: because those people are e M T s. They're the 1022 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,160 Speaker 1: people that clean off. You know, when someone kills themself 1023 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:44,800 Speaker 1: on the train tracks, like most people, you wouldn't be 1024 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,000 Speaker 1: able to function. It was someone on Reddit sharing that 1025 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,320 Speaker 1: they were in a train that hit a person jumping 1026 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,640 Speaker 1: and they just felt the bump, and because of the bump, 1027 00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,000 Speaker 1: they felt of someone dying. They were like, I can't 1028 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,920 Speaker 1: continue my like I'm so depressed, I can't stop sobbing. 1029 00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,920 Speaker 1: And yet there are people on the train around me 1030 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,239 Speaker 1: that just seemed to be going on with their lives, 1031 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,040 Speaker 1: talking on their phones, how can people do that? And 1032 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:06,080 Speaker 1: people were like, well, you're someone that couldn't do be 1033 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,160 Speaker 1: an e MT. Couldn't be a doctor, couldn't be a surgeon. 1034 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,800 Speaker 1: Do you feel like I think that people in rescue 1035 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,359 Speaker 1: are so empathetic, but at the same time I could 1036 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,279 Speaker 1: never do it because of the whore or the things 1037 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:16,879 Speaker 1: you see. I was going to say, I think it's 1038 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,759 Speaker 1: like almost with practice, because like I almost now feel 1039 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,080 Speaker 1: like I do have like a cold heart that I'm 1040 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,440 Speaker 1: so used to it, but like you see it too much. 1041 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,160 Speaker 1: People come in all the time to like our store, 1042 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,120 Speaker 1: and they'll say, like you know, like they'll just tell 1043 00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,920 Speaker 1: me about their own rescue dog and they just want 1044 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:31,680 Speaker 1: to tell me the story and can you believe it 1045 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,680 Speaker 1: was found like this and like that? And I'm like, yeah, 1046 00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,920 Speaker 1: like that's nothing to me. I don't even know what 1047 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:42,040 Speaker 1: the other side. It's real difficult, especially now that we 1048 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,239 Speaker 1: own a pet supply store. In my mind, I really 1049 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,920 Speaker 1: just thought like everyone rescues. Nope, Like, so people come 1050 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,680 Speaker 1: into your store and my friend's pulled dog or my 1051 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,920 Speaker 1: I'm getting my puppy in two weeks, and I'm like, oh, 1052 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:57,399 Speaker 1: where from Kansas? I'm like mmmm, And then of course 1053 00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,680 Speaker 1: they're like, let me show you pictures again. Maria my wife, 1054 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,359 Speaker 1: she's so nice, and she'd be like, great, let me, yeah, sure, 1055 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,560 Speaker 1: I'll see pictures of your puppy. And I'm just basically like, 1056 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:08,200 Speaker 1: do you want to buy something? Get out buying. Do 1057 00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:09,879 Speaker 1: you want to buy something? You want to buy something 1058 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,239 Speaker 1: for me? Otherwise get out of my store. I sit 1059 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,960 Speaker 1: here and talk about your core game. Yeah. And my girlfriend, 1060 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,960 Speaker 1: who's sixteen years younger than me, I'm really hot and 1061 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:23,120 Speaker 1: with an old middle soul, smart, and it's just great. 1062 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,640 Speaker 1: Um that's where it all stocks up. But we went 1063 00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:31,160 Speaker 1: and looked for a rescue dog, and you know, Nikki 1064 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:34,800 Speaker 1: found Luigi and Marian and I was looking for something 1065 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:38,440 Speaker 1: similar to that, Like I love no Luigi. I love 1066 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,360 Speaker 1: Maryan so much. It's like insane how much I relate 1067 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,960 Speaker 1: to this dog. And I relate a little to Luigi. 1068 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:50,719 Speaker 1: But he you know, he he might, but like I 1069 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,640 Speaker 1: feel like, it's so hard to We went to I 1070 00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:56,880 Speaker 1: think six five different shelters and just to find anything 1071 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,000 Speaker 1: even remotely in that area was very You're talking about 1072 00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,560 Speaker 1: small dogs, small dogs, and I guess there's that website 1073 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,480 Speaker 1: that you were telling me about that I that we 1074 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,839 Speaker 1: ended up getting a cat, we end up rescuing a cat. 1075 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,120 Speaker 1: But well, I think first of all, the one mistake 1076 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,520 Speaker 1: is no offense. Is like people get in their mind 1077 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,719 Speaker 1: what they want and like that's fine, but I also 1078 00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,680 Speaker 1: feel like, just try to open it up to personality. Yeah, um, 1079 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:19,960 Speaker 1: but what about size when you're talking about like sure, 1080 00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,520 Speaker 1: if you have to have an apartment, yeah, or something 1081 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,440 Speaker 1: like that, I guess then you have to do that. 1082 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,040 Speaker 1: But I still just say, like kind of be opens. 1083 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,360 Speaker 1: I hear that all the time where they're like my 1084 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,640 Speaker 1: friend's dog looks like this, and I love that dog, 1085 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,399 Speaker 1: so I want that so weird that the I need 1086 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,480 Speaker 1: a dog that looks at their way And I don't 1087 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,360 Speaker 1: mean look, I just meant more of a vibe, like 1088 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,120 Speaker 1: they didn't have to be I mean nothing looks like Maran. 1089 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,400 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I believe me. She was in my 1090 00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:46,200 Speaker 1: house and I still regret giving her right now, there's 1091 00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:48,440 Speaker 1: so many people that wanted her because she was up 1092 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,640 Speaker 1: for adoption for a short time when I had her, 1093 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,800 Speaker 1: and I was posting how did you find Marian? Like 1094 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,239 Speaker 1: she no, no, Like how did you get it done? 1095 00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,000 Speaker 1: Like were you on the webs? Like ready, to go 1096 00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:01,239 Speaker 1: like like a day trader, because I'm sure they're to me. 1097 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,600 Speaker 1: I think it was like I was I was looking 1098 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,640 Speaker 1: into getting another foster just because I was like, I 1099 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,400 Speaker 1: think I want another dog for Luigi. And then I 1100 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,239 Speaker 1: think it was she was just available at that time. 1101 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,400 Speaker 1: Then I was kind of the perfect time, yeah, because 1102 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,080 Speaker 1: we had her in our house for a bit, and 1103 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,800 Speaker 1: I think I kind of knew that. I was like, 1104 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,080 Speaker 1: if she stays longer, I'm in a keeper and you're like, 1105 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,840 Speaker 1: we can't. Yeah. And this was like before no Eye dogs. 1106 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,120 Speaker 1: So I was like I only wanted two dogs, and 1107 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,239 Speaker 1: I was like, I can't keep this. I think there 1108 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,759 Speaker 1: was another foster who needed me quickly, so I was like, 1109 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,560 Speaker 1: I need that dog, so if I can find a foster. 1110 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:34,680 Speaker 1: When you sent me the picture, I have to say 1111 00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:36,640 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this isn't like the kind of 1112 00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,360 Speaker 1: dog I want. In terms of like looks, I just 1113 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:42,279 Speaker 1: don't like little. I've never liked ship sue dogs, like 1114 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,200 Speaker 1: the dogs that look like ship sues, the dogs that 1115 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:47,919 Speaker 1: look like you know, just those Yorkis. I just don't 1116 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,040 Speaker 1: like that look of dog I never had. For some reason, 1117 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,239 Speaker 1: I love those dogs, but I just the look of 1118 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:56,520 Speaker 1: them is not what I want, and it just didn't matter, 1119 00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,640 Speaker 1: Like I had to just put that aside and be like, Okay, 1120 00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:01,360 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. And then obviously the thing is you 1121 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,160 Speaker 1: can love any animal the second you just get to 1122 00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:06,279 Speaker 1: know them. And I mean, I love all animals no 1123 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,680 Speaker 1: matter what. I can just say I don't like certain 1124 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,000 Speaker 1: dogs just the looks of them. Porgies, I'm just like, 1125 00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:15,000 Speaker 1: but I just I just think roast me out. Sorry, 1126 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,960 Speaker 1: if you own a quargy I with my Who's your 1127 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,279 Speaker 1: Doggie show? That's kind of the whole point of that is, 1128 00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,839 Speaker 1: like then you're getting to learn what your dogs are 1129 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,160 Speaker 1: and there might be a breed in there that you 1130 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,160 Speaker 1: hate for whatever you know in quotes, because you just 1131 00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,440 Speaker 1: have a generalization about like you know someone that they 1132 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,719 Speaker 1: were annoying and so you protected onto them, like I don't. 1133 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:34,800 Speaker 1: If you have a quirky out there, please do not 1134 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,719 Speaker 1: be upset with me that I don't like your dog. 1135 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,400 Speaker 1: But they just seem like I just I have neighbors 1136 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,040 Speaker 1: that have quirkies and they just seem like paranoid and 1137 00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:45,759 Speaker 1: like and they're just like a little fat, like they're 1138 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,880 Speaker 1: scraping the bottom of the carpet all the time, and 1139 00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,040 Speaker 1: they're just like and they're always like pulling on the 1140 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:53,000 Speaker 1: leash and they don't free like tuned with the world, 1141 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:57,759 Speaker 1: and they I just there's something, I get it. There's nothing. Again, 1142 00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,160 Speaker 1: their bodies are made like bridges with nothing to hold 1143 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,200 Speaker 1: them up in the middle. So they're freaked out because 1144 00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,520 Speaker 1: they're like, I'm going to collapse in animal and I 1145 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:08,160 Speaker 1: love that. I'm so sorry for coregies. I'm sorry. And 1146 00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:11,640 Speaker 1: if my neighbors here this, it's nothing against your You 1147 00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:13,799 Speaker 1: probably hate my dogs because my dogs are constantly off 1148 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,000 Speaker 1: the leash, freaking your coreies that are properly leash, just 1149 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:20,280 Speaker 1: owning the building. Yes, I don't know. I just always 1150 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,760 Speaker 1: say it's like dating, like everybody has a type, right, 1151 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,640 Speaker 1: but does anyone end up with that type? It's like 1152 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,880 Speaker 1: you gotta like a lot of times people are like 1153 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,720 Speaker 1: I like this type and then it ends up being 1154 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,160 Speaker 1: about the personality. So it's like the same with dogs. 1155 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:35,000 Speaker 1: It's like, don't have a type, just be like, yeah, 1156 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:39,240 Speaker 1: I wanted fourteen years younger, and it's weird. It's weird. 1157 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,280 Speaker 1: I never expected two more years. You want a dog 1158 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:45,560 Speaker 1: who's two years old. But like people years. Yeah, who 1159 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:52,480 Speaker 1: listen to Tom Petty elm loves I wonder when music 1160 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:56,840 Speaker 1: loves when parents dance and they do that so cute 1161 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,600 Speaker 1: and they're just like, that's so cute. I just can't wait. 1162 00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,960 Speaker 1: I know what time or is he coming? They're coming 1163 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,280 Speaker 1: at six to check out my space, So I gotta 1164 00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:08,400 Speaker 1: clean up and presentable my flights at six fifty. Tell 1165 00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:11,080 Speaker 1: them to come in an hour. I know, Well I can't. 1166 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,160 Speaker 1: I need to straighten up a little bit. I have 1167 00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,800 Speaker 1: not had time to unpack, and yeah there's I just 1168 00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,800 Speaker 1: gotta get all my bird hazards out of way from 1169 00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:22,320 Speaker 1: my open fans that have no covers. Your scissors that 1170 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:27,200 Speaker 1: say killed birds, Yeah, my scissors that just in the air, 1171 00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:30,200 Speaker 1: no matter what, they just are constantly cutting, slicing the air. 1172 00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:35,760 Speaker 1: My knife sculpture at that's you got to give it regardless, 1173 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:39,800 Speaker 1: open with all the open windows and um just say 1174 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:46,160 Speaker 1: jump yeah yeah yeah wait are his wings clipped? Uh no, 1175 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,040 Speaker 1: I don't think it will be when they go through 1176 00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:56,840 Speaker 1: the scissory. Yeah. I think all the birds that I 1177 00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:01,400 Speaker 1: met that day were just like you know this. Kids 1178 00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,520 Speaker 1: wanted to get a bird. They got this bird, and 1179 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,160 Speaker 1: then they didn't realize it bites that it doesn't talk 1180 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,080 Speaker 1: as much as they wanted to. It doesn't do tricks. 1181 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,880 Speaker 1: People just who are such idiots. There's such idiots just 1182 00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:14,120 Speaker 1: so don't get why it's not illegal to have a 1183 00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,640 Speaker 1: bird like they should be. They're a bird. They're supposed 1184 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,440 Speaker 1: to be free and flying because breeders, I know, but 1185 00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:21,480 Speaker 1: it should be illegal. It should be illegal because the 1186 00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:25,040 Speaker 1: breeders get them originally from people stealing them out mess 1187 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,160 Speaker 1: in the rainforce. And there's one bird they had that 1188 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:29,840 Speaker 1: they were like, we because it's so good with humans, 1189 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,800 Speaker 1: we know that it was stolen as a baby. It 1190 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,919 Speaker 1: wasn't a breeder. It was definitely taken as a baby 1191 00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:35,800 Speaker 1: out of a tree, which is what they currently do. 1192 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:39,160 Speaker 1: I mean, you've seen these things of people crossing the border, 1193 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:42,000 Speaker 1: going through customs and they find like eighteen birds on 1194 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,080 Speaker 1: their belt and like putting these little tubes along a 1195 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,600 Speaker 1: belt and they're just birds on these little tubes, like 1196 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:54,120 Speaker 1: they're just who have cocaine And like these guys are 1197 00:59:54,200 --> 01:00:00,280 Speaker 1: smuggling birds ostrich with heroin and yeah to tell the 1198 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:03,640 Speaker 1: stay a little pumped with heroin inside them. Yeah, it's 1199 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,760 Speaker 1: fucked up. And I had a friend right to me 1200 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,520 Speaker 1: the other day, being like, my daughter wants a bird, Um, 1201 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,080 Speaker 1: where should we go? And I was like, nowhere, you 1202 01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,520 Speaker 1: don't get one, like I just go, um, get a 1203 01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,120 Speaker 1: guinea pig, but make sure to get to like if 1204 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,160 Speaker 1: you need a quick animal guinea pig, make sure to 1205 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,280 Speaker 1: get too because they will kill themselves. They literally will bang. 1206 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:25,520 Speaker 1: I started disturbing her so much good. I wrote to her, 1207 01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,560 Speaker 1: this is such an who she is, but I don't 1208 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,600 Speaker 1: like her. No. I I was mad because she was like, 1209 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,360 Speaker 1: my kids just keep asking me for a bird. And 1210 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,480 Speaker 1: I was like, um, no, okay, so this is this? 1211 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,840 Speaker 1: She goes? Was She goes, was it hard taking care 1212 01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,640 Speaker 1: of a bird? This is out of nowhere? And I said, yes, 1213 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,720 Speaker 1: do not get one unless you rescue. Please don't buy 1214 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:45,800 Speaker 1: one from a pet store or breeder. Parakeets are easy, 1215 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,400 Speaker 1: but please go through Star St. Louis Avian Rescue. Thanks 1216 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,160 Speaker 1: for asking. She said, Oh, that's good to know. I've 1217 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,200 Speaker 1: never heard of Star. I said I hadn't either. She goes, 1218 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,960 Speaker 1: was it a pain and they has to take care of? 1219 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,200 Speaker 1: I said, um, yes, read up on them. Parakeets are 1220 01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,160 Speaker 1: easy if they have each other or get played with enough. 1221 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:01,400 Speaker 1: But buying words is the worst. They steal them from 1222 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,560 Speaker 1: nests in the rainforest. She goes, that is so sad. 1223 01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:06,760 Speaker 1: I said, it's such a gross industry. Honestly, any animal 1224 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:09,120 Speaker 1: breeder is disgusting. Even dogs. Rescues the way to go, 1225 01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,280 Speaker 1: and there's always a rescue for any animal you want 1226 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,080 Speaker 1: to get. She said, for some reasons. I only for 1227 01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:14,960 Speaker 1: some reason. I only thought dogs and cats were important 1228 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,840 Speaker 1: rescue animals. I didn't even realize other animals had the option. 1229 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:20,800 Speaker 1: I said, just don't buy from pets, pet pet, smart ever, 1230 01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,800 Speaker 1: ever ever ever. Yes, I said, it's so unknown. She goes, 1231 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,400 Speaker 1: I'm so glad, I asked. I said, I do a 1232 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,320 Speaker 1: lot of bird rescue work because no one knows. I 1233 01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:29,320 Speaker 1: don't know either. I didn't know either, And she goes, 1234 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,760 Speaker 1: that's awesome. I said, there's a documentary on Netflix called 1235 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,280 Speaker 1: Parrot Confidential that taught me about it might be good 1236 01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,720 Speaker 1: to watch before you get a bird. Anyway, she said, okay, totally. 1237 01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:38,320 Speaker 1: We probably won't get any animals. But I was just 1238 01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:40,880 Speaker 1: curious because the girls keep begging us. I said, it's 1239 01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:43,200 Speaker 1: a great it's a great pet, but kids get bored 1240 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,160 Speaker 1: of them quickly, and the birds that are interactive, are big, 1241 01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,280 Speaker 1: and live like thirty years. They are a huge commitment. 1242 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,680 Speaker 1: Guinea pigs are good, but they absolutely need to be 1243 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:53,120 Speaker 1: bought in twos or they'll die young of loneliness. She goes, 1244 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,640 Speaker 1: that's so sad, I said. They sometimes bash their heads 1245 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,120 Speaker 1: on the size of cages to commit suicide. Pet ownership 1246 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,880 Speaker 1: is tragic. I don't recommend googling the truth. It'll make 1247 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:05,720 Speaker 1: you want a guinea pig yourself. And she goes, that 1248 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,880 Speaker 1: is the saddest thing I've ever heard, and that was 1249 01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,919 Speaker 1: the end of it. I'd just like to scare people 1250 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:14,560 Speaker 1: away from because that is there. I think sin chilla's 1251 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,960 Speaker 1: do it too. They will literally commit suicide by banging 1252 01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:20,440 Speaker 1: their heads on the side. And it's illegal in Europe 1253 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,520 Speaker 1: to have to have one guinea pig. Yes, you have 1254 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,960 Speaker 1: to have Why is it illegal here to already? It's 1255 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:31,720 Speaker 1: in America because we just don't care about animals. Two cats? 1256 01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:37,960 Speaker 1: Cats are more We shouldn't but or should But I mean, 1257 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,960 Speaker 1: I also do think that because cats don't go out 1258 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,680 Speaker 1: and like see other cats, like they're only by themselves forever, 1259 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:46,480 Speaker 1: So maybe get a second. But I'm sure it's fine. Yeah, 1260 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:49,080 Speaker 1: maybe just look into it, cat loneliness, doubling up and 1261 01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,840 Speaker 1: just google it. Yeah, get a googe and see the truth. 1262 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:58,120 Speaker 1: I love this cat, love me mango mango. Yeah, I know. 1263 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,280 Speaker 1: Isn't it weird when you love an animal? So he 1264 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:03,040 Speaker 1: sleeps on the bed. I swear to God, I have 1265 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,520 Speaker 1: a king now, not to brag or anything. I'm on 1266 01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,120 Speaker 1: this side. He sleeps on the far left corner like 1267 01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:19,200 Speaker 1: it literally yeah, And you're like, I was like, where 1268 01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:21,760 Speaker 1: is she? Yeah? You can wed. A king bed is 1269 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:24,080 Speaker 1: a single person, especially if you slept on one side 1270 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,720 Speaker 1: and not even in the middle. That's why I was asking. 1271 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,680 Speaker 1: I was like, when I'm in a hotel room and 1272 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:29,880 Speaker 1: I have a queen, better king, but I'm always on 1273 01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:31,520 Speaker 1: one side of it. I never go to the middle. 1274 01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:34,280 Speaker 1: Do you go to the middle? Get in it and 1275 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:38,880 Speaker 1: move it on him like this? Like sleep like I'm 1276 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,960 Speaker 1: in a box car for some reason. It's so weird. Okay, 1277 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,880 Speaker 1: we gotta go um do you want to take us 1278 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,960 Speaker 1: out on a wrap all day? Never go away. The 1279 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:49,920 Speaker 1: shelter took my dog's eyes. I could never see him 1280 01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:51,919 Speaker 1: and he can't see me, but I could see his heart. 1281 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,000 Speaker 1: It's a reality. His legs were short, and my heart 1282 01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:58,600 Speaker 1: is long man. This is not a rap, it's a song. 1283 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:05,360 Speaker 1: Oh dam um. You can check out tell us where 1284 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:08,800 Speaker 1: we can find out all about the uh SO Mayday Rescue, 1285 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:12,920 Speaker 1: the rescue that Maryan came from m A E. D 1286 01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,680 Speaker 1: a Y Rescue on Instagram. It'll be on our YouTube 1287 01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:18,200 Speaker 1: as well, and hopefully we'll sell the show and you'll 1288 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,520 Speaker 1: see it everywhere. Yes, so you're taking that show out. 1289 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,480 Speaker 1: Who's your Doggie? Which my mom did name? Yes, Yes, 1290 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,920 Speaker 1: Nikki's mother name the show. We're filming it a while back. 1291 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:29,480 Speaker 1: The first part of it. We're getting swabbing dogs and 1292 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,440 Speaker 1: Natalie was like, we're still trying to think of a name. 1293 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:34,120 Speaker 1: And my mom was just like you said, yesterday she 1294 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,320 Speaker 1: pictured my mom just she's in her phone, just like 1295 01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:39,120 Speaker 1: after we shot something, just kind of like going through Instagram, 1296 01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,800 Speaker 1: and she was just like, who's your doggie? Didn't even 1297 01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,080 Speaker 1: look up, didn't even like skip a beat. I was like, 1298 01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,320 Speaker 1: I've been stressed for three months. I can't figure out 1299 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:51,000 Speaker 1: the show name and your doggie. It was like we 1300 01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:54,480 Speaker 1: all were just like, yeah, that's really good. It was done, 1301 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,360 Speaker 1: and then it was done. My mom's like all right, 1302 01:04:56,720 --> 01:05:00,160 Speaker 1: name just show got it did it all right now? Really, 1303 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,240 Speaker 1: thank you so much for being here, so much fun 1304 01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:06,160 Speaker 1: answering all our lesbian and rescue questions. Um, don't be coot. 1305 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:11,840 Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow on the show. Gee, thank you Jack. 1306 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,600 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, jar jar, we'll go