Speaker 1: Welcome to Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: To welcome back to this episode of Emergency.
Speaker 1: Intercom Sexy Edition Sexy Sexy, Sexy, Sexy, Hot Edition, Sexy Nighttime.
Speaker 2: We're horny.
Speaker 1: We're home and horny.
Speaker 2: I guess. Yeah. This is our first episode back home
Speaker 2: after two episodes.
Speaker 1: Of We Were on the Moon. That was exciting again,
Speaker 1: we went to the moon.
Speaker 2: Last episode. What is that?
Speaker 1: I think it's a playboy Cardi Lyric. I saw a
Speaker 1: playboy Cardi in Denver at the Red Rocks, and.
Speaker 2: I saw John Malany in Long Beach, the worst place
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what to talk about. We kind
Speaker 1: of don't have really anything planned today. We're just like,
Speaker 1: oh no.
Speaker 2: I've got ship to talk. I've always got ship to talk.
Speaker 2: I've got some shit to complain about.
Speaker 1: Always.
Speaker 2: One of my complaints of the day is actually it's
Speaker 2: not really a complaint. I am so bad at doing
Speaker 2: little tasks. Like I've talked about this before when we
Speaker 2: were looking through our notes app and I was talking
Speaker 2: about how like on mine Also, this is so like
Speaker 2: out of like it's like not centered at all this episode.
Speaker 2: And that's okay, because that's the beauty of our episodes.
Speaker 2: Every time we come back, it's a little.
Speaker 1: It's a little new. It's something new every time.
Speaker 2: Like our background decaying how human it gets in the air.
Speaker 2: But like we I lightly touched on this and the
Speaker 2: fact that, like in my notes app there are so
Speaker 2: many like so many fucking entries I'm completed, yeah, and
Speaker 2: they're always uncompleted. Actually, let's go through today. I think
Speaker 2: I kind of like killed my tasks for the day.
Speaker 2: But if you knew what it took out of me emotionally,
Speaker 2: and after you hear this list, you're gonna be like, damn, bitch,
Speaker 2: you need help. Also, to be fair, I was up
Speaker 2: really late and then I had to like wake up
Speaker 2: relatively early compared to how late I went to sleep. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and had like a long, lengthy emotional night. Not emotional,
Speaker 2: it was just like I was very upset over nothing.
Speaker 1: Are you on your period?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my big squirt is coming around. Actually I have
Speaker 2: no idea when my period's supposed to happen.
Speaker 1: I never see it really is so irregular, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I have like it's like kind of very irregular, but
Speaker 2: it is like it's always a month and like a
Speaker 2: week later, Like it's like always late. My period has
Speaker 2: never once.
Speaker 1: Been on time, and we're always like in sync, like
Speaker 1: like you sink to mine. Men have like like random
Speaker 1: like weeks once every three months where like I'm just
Speaker 1: angry for no reason.
Speaker 2: Well, no, that's because men need therapists. And they all
Speaker 2: refuse together because they all can't say the idea of
Speaker 2: someone looking at them and being like, I know what
Speaker 2: could help you, and they're like, no, I know what
Speaker 2: can help me, and I'm not gonna do it exactly.
Speaker 1: And I live by that and that is my life.
Speaker 2: No. Men's idea, my wife. Men's idea of therapy is
Speaker 2: attempting to understand infinite jests.
Speaker 3: Oh, Like, hearing you and Josh hear it you and
Speaker 3: Josh talk about it, I was like, this is awesome
Speaker 3: because just like it's the most like yeah, and I
Speaker 3: love y'all and I.
Speaker 2: Think y'all are very intelligent people. But hearing y'all talk
Speaker 2: about it, I was like, these are things we all
Speaker 2: just know as a collective.
Speaker 1: No. I have stayed in multiple times that that book
Speaker 1: is too dense for me. I have tried to read
Speaker 1: it multiple times. The furthest I've gotten is sixty pages
Speaker 1: in and I wanted to kill myself from how dense
Speaker 1: and depressing and dark and just like literally it makes
Speaker 1: me feel so inferior and stupid trying to understand that
Speaker 1: stupid fucking book.
Speaker 2: To see exactly that's y'all's version of therapy, because that's
Speaker 2: what therapy does to you. For the first year, it
Speaker 2: makes you feel very small and make significant and you
Speaker 2: look at all your problems and they swallow you. But
Speaker 2: then you have to like crawl your way back out
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: Why do I need therapy if I got infinite jests?
Speaker 2: Because you can't finish infinite jests.
Speaker 1: That's why you need Then why would I go to
Speaker 1: therapy Because I wouldn't be able to finish therapy either.
Speaker 2: No, because that's what a human who you like, bond
Speaker 2: and emotional connection to.
Speaker 1: One day, I will go to therapy and you will
Speaker 1: see what it does to me, and you.
Speaker 2: Will Oh, I know, I know. The first year of
Speaker 2: everyone's therapy, it's like hell, it's pure hell. Bitch. I
Speaker 2: ran for my theraist, you remember, I literally ignore her
Speaker 2: for like months. I was like, no, stop fucking talking
Speaker 2: to me, and she'd be like, come on, like it's okay,
Speaker 2: Like I know you're there, I like, leave me alone.
Speaker 1: Hurt wench hurt me and her meeting for the first time,
Speaker 1: and she was like, I heard you're talking shit, dude.
Speaker 2: My therapist is so funny. My therapist will like email
Speaker 2: me and be like hey, like I hope you're doing
Speaker 2: good if she hasn't heard from me, and obviously it's
Speaker 2: coming from like a real place, like me and my
Speaker 2: therapists have like such a good connection to each other,
Speaker 2: Like I think we're two people who like actually understand
Speaker 2: each other, like a lot of the things that I
Speaker 2: believe in she does too. So it's like a very
Speaker 2: symbiotic therapist patient relationship. And when I'll read like her
Speaker 2: emailing me being like I hope you're okay, Like once
Speaker 2: the next time, do you want to speak? If you
Speaker 2: do want to speak, Drew will be like that bit
Speaker 2: she just needs a check. She's like, obviously as a
Speaker 2: joke like yeah, but he'll be like she needs a check.
Speaker 2: And one time randomly she brought it up and she
Speaker 2: was like, I also, I hope you never read it
Speaker 2: like me like needing like an appointment or anything. I
Speaker 2: genuinely like chuck up on you because I care for
Speaker 2: you and I want to make sure you're doing good,
Speaker 2: because I know when I don't hear from you, it's
Speaker 2: probably because you're like going through like a tumultuous time
Speaker 2: and freaking out. And yeah, when she was on the
Speaker 2: phone with me the other day and Josh and Tree
Speaker 2: and Drew like heard her voice for the first.
Speaker 1: Time and they met, sucked me.
Speaker 2: Doesn't she sound beautiful?
Speaker 1: She sounds like a wonderful.
Speaker 2: She literally said, sounds like she gives mommy vibes. She
Speaker 2: sounds like I think the character's name or actual like
Speaker 2: philosopher's name is Truman from uh Midnight Gospel, the one
Speaker 2: episode where I was like, this sounds like my therapist, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: they literally give me the if you I'm like, if
Speaker 2: you want to know how my therapist sounds walked that
Speaker 2: episode of Midnight Gospel anyways, But yeah, like hearing y'all
Speaker 2: talk about infiniteh just literally have me cracking up in
Speaker 2: the lindero Like this is.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like Josh is the type of person
Speaker 1: to be able to finish that book, understand it, and
Speaker 1: like want.
Speaker 2: To Josh is a fucking book one.
Speaker 1: Dude, He's destroying it right now, and he has like
Speaker 1: he has like a really good like I don't even
Speaker 1: know what they call it, Like he has a good
Speaker 1: process on it, like he's he's not viewing it as
Speaker 1: like I'm reading all these books for like pleasure or like,
Speaker 1: which is like, fine, that's awesome, like if you do that,
Speaker 1: but that's like what I do. Josh is like reading
Speaker 1: it to like reading to like study, Like he's like
Speaker 1: studying these like writing styles and like how these people
Speaker 1: that convey their thoughts. And I was like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's like a really like cool way to like digest
Speaker 1: a book.
Speaker 2: I read books to make me sad. I've never once
Speaker 2: picked up a book that was happy. I don't read
Speaker 2: happy books. I read books to like fuel like my sadness.
Speaker 1: I'm stuck in that phase right now where I get
Speaker 1: seventy pages into a book and it legitimately like I
Speaker 1: just can't finish it, and I really am enjoying the
Speaker 1: books I'm reading. I do that with TV shows too,
Speaker 1: Like I'll get like like with fucking what's it called,
Speaker 1: uh marvelsms mas Well, I like got like all the
Speaker 1: way to like season three and then just stopped watching
Speaker 1: it because I was like, I don't want this to
Speaker 1: end and I did that with like like Tiger King,
Speaker 1: which is like a shitty example, but like.
Speaker 2: No, I've done that with so many shows. People are
Speaker 2: going to be so pissed me. But literally all of
Speaker 2: my favorite animes I've never fucking finished.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I did Full Eater.
Speaker 2: I haven't finished Fully COOLi. And someone is going to
Speaker 2: be a smarts and be like, full COOLi is only
Speaker 2: like eight or twelve episodes. Yeah, And and I've rewatched
Speaker 2: episodes in the beginning, like in the front, like a
Speaker 2: few four episodes. But I don't want to finish it
Speaker 2: because I'm like, I don't I like that. To me,
Speaker 2: this thing is a thing that hasn't ended. I do
Speaker 2: that with books too. I always read it and I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is the best book I've ever read in my
Speaker 2: fucking life, and that I didn't finish it, like crying
Speaker 2: and Hmart was like one of the books that more
Speaker 2: recently I was like, damn, this book is fucking amazing
Speaker 2: and nopet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think that like speaks to who we
Speaker 1: are as people.
Speaker 2: Keep going, what does it say about this true?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know that Silence was actually sinister.
Speaker 1: That one freaked me out, like.
Speaker 2: I like backed away from the mike. You got really
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought I like literally said something mad problematic. I
Speaker 1: was like, wait, they like fuck up, Like I.
Speaker 2: Got really offended. I'm like, does that mean? No, it
Speaker 2: does be because listen to my to do list. I
Speaker 2: haven't finished it, like or maybe I did. I said
Speaker 2: pack you didn't get the camera for sure, I didn't
Speaker 2: do that. Yeah, I didn't get my dry cleaning.
Speaker 1: I've heard you as Dante.
Speaker 2: I know I'm gonna I need you to do that
Speaker 2: for me while I'm going because I'm scared of them
Speaker 2: getting rid of it because someone told me last night.
Speaker 2: Soone was like, you can only have it there for
Speaker 2: thirty days, which like I would be back before the
Speaker 2: thirty days, but if you could get it for me,
Speaker 2: that would be a fucking serve.
Speaker 1: We'll see.
Speaker 2: Podcast, which we're doing now. I shot with Oryan, which
Speaker 2: I was supposed to do, call pharmacy and pick up
Speaker 2: my thing. I did that clean. No, I'm not doing that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah, that's my list. And it was if y'all
Speaker 2: understood the like the weight that was on my chest
Speaker 2: before I went to sleep and this morning and all
Speaker 2: day today, it literally That's what made me so exhausted today.
Speaker 2: It wasn't doing the tasks. It was like your mindset,
Speaker 2: like me being like, dude, I have so like I
Speaker 2: literally feel like heavy physically because I'm like I haven't
Speaker 2: finished that and it's like eight pm, so like what
Speaker 2: what am I gonna do? Like I've got places to go,
Speaker 2: I've got people to see enough. I was gonna say
Speaker 2: something like so sexual for no reason, but I teaged
Speaker 2: my mind. I took it back. Yeah, that was something
Speaker 2: I wanted to talk about. And the other thing I
Speaker 2: want to talk about is I will always be late, bitch.
Speaker 2: You are so annoying guy looking up from his bocus.
Speaker 1: It won't come.
Speaker 2: Down, It won't go down. I will always be late.
Speaker 2: And that's just a fact. I will never be early.
Speaker 2: And someone might say that's like a sign of disrespect,
Speaker 2: but at least.
Speaker 1: I know that is. Dude, oh my god, when you
Speaker 1: are late, like it actually drives me fucking insane, Like
Speaker 1: that is something that like literally hurts me. But I
Speaker 1: do a good job at just like letting you.
Speaker 2: And I don't get because guess what if and if
Speaker 2: and if I need to be there, if I need
Speaker 2: to be there on time. I could be five minutes late.
Speaker 1: You will.
Speaker 2: It's like I desperately need to It's like, and yet
Speaker 2: if you are not here on time, you will be
Speaker 2: pushed back for your appointment, or this or that or
Speaker 2: the third will close the doors. I'm like, I could
Speaker 2: be five minutes late. Now what you're saying to me
Speaker 2: Right now, you're saying, I have a five way a
Speaker 2: five minutes.
Speaker 1: Just you manage your time, just like a little bit better.
Speaker 1: Like your life would be amazing.
Speaker 2: If I didn't get stuck in the loops. I get
Speaker 2: stuck in I can't express enough. I get caught in
Speaker 2: loops in this house, like and it's always been a
Speaker 2: thing for me, but it is. It freaks me out sometimes,
Speaker 2: Like if you ever goes.
Speaker 1: It's not the loops, it's the coffee right before you leave.
Speaker 1: You gotta cook that goddamn coffee and then go.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I yeah that's one of No, that's not
Speaker 2: a loop, that's a need.
Speaker 1: That's what I say. It's not the loops.
Speaker 2: If I don't have time to get to a coffee
Speaker 2: before I go somewhere, I'm making a damn coffee. Don't
Speaker 2: play with me like I'm not like I'm I'm sure
Speaker 2: I find minutes late, but you know that already. But
Speaker 2: I know that, like you know I put that down.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but the loop I get sucking the most.
Speaker 2: And what makes it hardest to leave the house is
Speaker 2: I'm convinced a zul got out, so I have to
Speaker 2: see a zuol Like fourteen.
Speaker 1: You've given me that anxiety, And then.
Speaker 2: I'm convinced I didn't lock any doors. And then sometimes
Speaker 2: I'm convinced I put a candle on and like I
Speaker 2: haven't lit a candle. I'm like, I've lit a candle
Speaker 2: in like two weeks, but I'm like so convinced, so
Speaker 2: I have to go around the house and look at
Speaker 2: all my candles.
Speaker 1: I do that right before the airport, like when I'm
Speaker 1: like flying somewhere, like I am like, I'm I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is, but I am so weird about
Speaker 1: like my doors being opened or closed. Like when I
Speaker 1: leave my doors, I mean that's not weird, but like
Speaker 1: my closet door has to be like closed, and like
Speaker 1: my door like a zool will be in there and
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, dude, like I want to close my
Speaker 1: door so bad, but the Zul's in there. So I
Speaker 1: just like let him leave. And then another thing is
Speaker 1: at night, like I sleep, I have to sleep with
Speaker 1: my door cracked. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: I have to have my door clck.
Speaker 1: Do you sleep socks on? I think I asked that.
Speaker 2: I don't think he has it on the podcast, but
Speaker 2: I think you asked me I don't sleep with socks on,
Speaker 2: which I like, Actually that's a lie. When it when
Speaker 2: in the winter here, I fully have to sleep a song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really fun.
Speaker 2: My feet gets so fucking cold, and every time someone
Speaker 2: sleeps over they get really mad at me because my
Speaker 2: feet will touch them and then they're like, bitch, what
Speaker 2: the fuck? And then I get really embarrassed. So I
Speaker 2: have to put socks on.
Speaker 1: Wait, who's sleeping over you? It was not to say
Speaker 1: like it was it was not me?
Speaker 2: Then Ryan, Alisa. The list goes on. At least they
Speaker 2: refuses to sleep in my bed and it affects me.
Speaker 1: Ever, no, Josiah refuses to sleep in my bed and
Speaker 1: it offends the funk out of me. Like last night
Speaker 1: I was just I just sleep in here, please, like
Speaker 1: we'll watch Mays on my iPad, Like, well, you got
Speaker 1: to sleep, and he was like, I'm not watching mas
Speaker 1: on that little fucking iPad. I was like, no, we
Speaker 1: can iPad, I said. I was like, this is the
Speaker 1: biggest fucking screen ever. I bet you can get and
Speaker 1: he pointed he pointed to my computer. He was like
Speaker 1: like it's not as big as that. And I was like, yeah, like,
Speaker 1: let me put my fucking monitor in my bed, Like
Speaker 1: what do you even fucking mean, like, just sleep in
Speaker 1: my bed with me, Like just sleep with me.
Speaker 2: You know what it is? Okay, So Alisa listens to
Speaker 2: every single podcast, so I'm airing her ass out and
Speaker 2: she's gonna be so upset with me because like, no
Speaker 2: one needs to know this bouzide, but it's not that uncommon.
Speaker 2: But she was like, no, I get really hot when
Speaker 2: I sleep in bed with someone, and like I don't
Speaker 2: want to like sweat in your bed. Which I can
Speaker 2: respect that even but even though I know that, each time,
Speaker 2: I feel a sense of rejection that I just like
Speaker 2: can't get over. But I've convinced myself. It's like because
Speaker 2: Alisa is like scared of like we might fall in love,
Speaker 2: she sleeps next to me, so like I'm gonna like
Speaker 2: leave it at that. But she won't sleep with me.
Speaker 2: Arian will always sleep with me. Orian will like regardless, Yeah,
Speaker 2: she like she's probably one of the first like people
Speaker 2: who I would like sleep with all the time. I
Speaker 2: guess I used to sleep with you on tour, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm like, why why don't you want
Speaker 2: to sleep with me? Everyone loves sleeping with them. I
Speaker 2: do hugging bitches in their sleep by accident.
Speaker 1: The way I sleep with socks on because I just
Speaker 1: I asked that question because I saw someone ask that
Speaker 1: and someone was like, yeah, I sleep a sax socks
Speaker 1: on it, and literally everyone was like, you are a
Speaker 1: fucking monster Freeze.
Speaker 2: I know someone I know some people who like can only.
Speaker 1: Sleep a soft like it literally like I don't. I
Speaker 1: can't sleep without them because it feels my feet feels
Speaker 1: so fucking naked.
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, the only person I know who has
Speaker 2: to sleep a softs on is like also a man,
Speaker 2: so maybe it's a man thing.
Speaker 1: Another thing is I don't trust people who get hot
Speaker 1: while they're sleeping, Like, learn to fucking regulate your body temper,
Speaker 1: you like, literally learn to like figure that out. Because like,
Speaker 1: also just people who are like like, oh, it's like
Speaker 1: fucking like hot. Like I feel like we are like
Speaker 1: really like acclimated to hot environments now, but then when
Speaker 1: like guests come into our house and like, dude, it's
Speaker 1: like eighty fucking two in here, I'm like comfortable. I'm
Speaker 1: comfortable in this eighty two degrees.
Speaker 2: Like even though like we complain about it, I'm just like,
Speaker 2: then we like, since you don't like so much, mother,
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 1: Since you hate our fucking house and you just call
Speaker 1: this like broke and disgusting.
Speaker 2: And buy me an ac, then buy me airn.
Speaker 1: Fix our AC. The only thing we need to do
Speaker 1: to fix our AC is changed that filter that is
Speaker 1: covered in mold not mold.
Speaker 2: You are so convinced, No, we this is like really
Speaker 2: gross and like shows are like immaturity right now, But
Speaker 2: we have never ever changed our events in the crib.
Speaker 1: And I looked in there about like two months ago,
Speaker 1: and it was like three inches of like dust and debris,
Speaker 1: which is literally just like fucking dead skin, Like it's
Speaker 1: our dead skin particles floating around, and we're just like
Speaker 1: reintroducing it to our environment. And that's probably why I
Speaker 1: think there's black mold, and that's probably why we're tired
Speaker 1: all the time because we're just fucking breathing.
Speaker 2: And I guess that is I've been like this for
Speaker 2: my whole life, and so of you. Yeah, so that's
Speaker 2: not that's.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to explain it. I'm trying to figure
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 2: No, you want you want our audience to feel bad
Speaker 2: for you and be like, oh my god, no, oh no,
Speaker 2: Drew's like dying from black mole, Like that's one day.
Speaker 1: One day we will get I don't know what, they're
Speaker 1: fucking called a mold expert to come in here and
Speaker 1: they'll test the levels and y'all will be fucking shocked,
Speaker 1: and you'll be like, they're gonna find toxic levels of
Speaker 1: money and I won't you don't have to move, but
Speaker 1: they'll be like, I don't know how y'all have lived
Speaker 1: in this for so long. It could like come out
Speaker 1: that like we've just been in like a complete delusion
Speaker 1: for the last two years and like everything we experienced
Speaker 1: wasn't real, and like it's all because of the mold poisoning.
Speaker 2: You need help, like psychiatric help. I'm okay, Actually I'm
Speaker 2: done with the therapist. I'm done. Say you need to
Speaker 2: go to a therapist. You need to go.
Speaker 1: Lock me up a psych Lock me up, Lock me up.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say something while you were saying that.
Speaker 2: Oh actually, while you were saying that, I was literally
Speaker 2: just waiting for my turn to speak because I was
Speaker 2: thinking about how awful is like the day because I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, imagine a bold expert did
Speaker 2: come in here and was like, you can't live here.
Speaker 2: I would be so fucking livid because to be told
Speaker 2: you have to move, like, oh, I've experience now, I know,
Speaker 2: Like of course I knew as a kid when we
Speaker 2: were getting evicted that that is not good and it sucks.
Speaker 2: But like, oh my god, being told like being told
Speaker 2: you cannot live somewhere and don't have.
Speaker 1: A choice and you have to move, and like finding
Speaker 1: one of.
Speaker 2: The worst place things to do in life.
Speaker 1: Like no, it literally no, not just to you, Like
Speaker 1: there are like the three main stressors in life are
Speaker 1: like moving, like experiencing a death, and there's another one.
Speaker 1: It's like I think it's like divorce or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like divorce, Uh, fucking death and moving are like the
Speaker 1: top three like most stressful things in life.
Speaker 2: No, Kai Kat shaking his fucking head because he knows
Speaker 2: if that's true or not.
Speaker 1: Google it, google it, google it right fucking now. You
Speaker 1: will be you will be shocked. Yeah, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying as I said the top three.
Speaker 2: Let's let's let's take this poll. Who in the room
Speaker 2: has experienced a close death and moving both of those things? Huh?
Speaker 3: You have?
Speaker 1: Girl?
Speaker 2: Fuck you? Have you? Actually? I don't know should about Oh,
Speaker 2: you are pretty old. You have experienced a lot.
Speaker 1: Well, I think we have not talked about this enough.
Speaker 1: But everyone in my life is dying. Someone commented you.
Speaker 2: Mentioned death in.
Speaker 1: Every I'm questioning my mortality Like that's just a part
Speaker 1: of growing up. And I just love being able to
Speaker 1: like voice that with our audience because I just like
Speaker 1: letting them know, like, you're not alone in these thoughts.
Speaker 2: Yes you are, bitch. You went in an episode you
Speaker 2: said you were so alone. Everyone's so fucking alone. Now
Speaker 2: you're trying to be like you're not alone.
Speaker 1: Well, I have you look it up?
Speaker 2: Who looked it up here?
Speaker 1: I'll look it up right now. I'll look it up
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Also, not me sitting here assuming kai had an experience
Speaker 2: like death like I guess, because most people I know
Speaker 2: haven't experienced like a.
Speaker 1: Close okay, top five most stressful things.
Speaker 2: Let's go actually know all everyone in our friend group kind.
Speaker 1: Of oh, oh my god, I literally got it. I
Speaker 1: got it fucking right. Death of a loved one, divorce, moving, right, No, okay, look,
Speaker 1: I'm so fucking right right now, and I love it.
Speaker 2: What is this website?
Speaker 1: Uh, hospitals It's literally a hospitals dot org. Death of
Speaker 1: a loved one, divorce, moving, major illness or injury, and
Speaker 1: job loss. I deserve a round of a fucking clause
Speaker 1: maybe from kai movie.
Speaker 2: Seems like, yeah, when how many times have you moved?
Speaker 1: Like twice?
Speaker 2: You don't feel like someone who owns a lot of
Speaker 2: things that you care about? No, like little things like
Speaker 2: do you have like little trinkets that you're like this
Speaker 2: and this means this from okay?
Speaker 1: On this list they listed they listed retirement as one
Speaker 1: of the most stressful things. Like I'm sorry, but I
Speaker 1: cannot wait for the people can't retire.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm stressful. It's because retirement is not like
Speaker 2: actually real, Like my dad isn't like clicking his heels
Speaker 2: like I can't wait till I can't work anymore. He's like,
Speaker 2: oh god, when I can't work anymore. I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna die after that, Like after that is death. Sorry, kay,
Speaker 2: I think you have a lot of things you care about,
Speaker 2: not for me, material wives, material girl. Like you're two
Speaker 2: pairs of shoes.
Speaker 1: I got some cool little sneakers on.
Speaker 2: You are in your own world. Carefully have your conversation
Speaker 2: in there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I forgot. It's the kai In in your podcast,
Speaker 1: not the fucking drew In in your podcast. Yeah, I forgot. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: hold on, You'll go ahead and have y'all stupid little
Speaker 1: fucking conversation while I'm over here just looking like a
Speaker 1: goddamn fool. Go ahead.
Speaker 2: You're busy relishing and being right.
Speaker 1: No, I was researching.
Speaker 2: I'm so sweaty.
Speaker 1: They said, retirement chronic illness makes sense. No, actually, that
Speaker 1: sounds like my goddamn dream being. I'm not kidding. That
Speaker 1: is one of the most fucked up things about me,
Speaker 1: is like I feel like actually disgusting saying this because
Speaker 1: this is not chill at all. And I recognize that,
Speaker 1: and I realized that this is not okay to like
Speaker 1: want this, and I actually do need psychiatric help, and
Speaker 1: this stem this is very deep and it like goes
Speaker 1: back to like my childhood or something. But I legitimately
Speaker 1: like want a chronic countness.
Speaker 2: I don't because I don't believe that I could ever
Speaker 2: be chronically ill. I'm no, actually I am chronically sick,
Speaker 2: Like damn, you're sick as hell, chronically ill as fuck.
Speaker 1: Like transitioning to adulthood. Yeah, that is very fucking stressful.
Speaker 2: Yeah fucking right. People need to grow the funk up.
Speaker 2: That shit pisses me off, Like, oh, coming over, I'm
Speaker 2: turning nineteen and twenty girls, Shut the hell up. Shut
Speaker 2: the hell up. But I guess that's not like coming
Speaker 2: to terms with me and I don't.
Speaker 1: I just don't care, Like I just realized I'm like old.
Speaker 2: No you're not, though, I like, I don't know what
Speaker 2: it is. Maybe I'm like one of the lucky ones
Speaker 2: who I just like, I've never had like a serious,
Speaker 2: like moment of sadness and like moment of being actually
Speaker 2: upset at aging. I love aging because I've always felt
Speaker 2: and this sounds big headed, but I've always felt like
Speaker 2: my age didn't match how I felt mentally. So I
Speaker 2: am excited to finally be coming to a place where
Speaker 2: I'm like yes, the brain in my head makes sense
Speaker 2: for this age. But that's because my life fucking sucked
Speaker 2: balls and I had to deal with a bunch of
Speaker 2: shit as a like young person, so I didn't ever
Speaker 2: get to be a kid anywhore.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm like regressing. I feel like my
Speaker 1: brain is getting younger and my body is getting older.
Speaker 2: No, that brain is saying the same.
Speaker 1: Actually, my brain is expanding sixty pages. I'm different. I'm
Speaker 1: actually different. I'm not like these other bitches. Like I've
Speaker 1: read infinite.
Speaker 2: Jest, I will always be late. I'm still thinking about that, Like,
Speaker 2: I just like I will. I will be late, and
Speaker 2: I will move plans around because I will be late.
Speaker 2: Everyone who knows me knows that.
Speaker 1: Though, like getting married is stressful.
Speaker 2: I guess marriage is also another thing that I don't get.
Speaker 2: You bitches are weird.
Speaker 1: Why I'm not. I don't ever want to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't believe in like I used to.
Speaker 1: I used to like be like girl like what it's
Speaker 1: like cute, But.
Speaker 2: Now I'm like, well, no, a divorce is not cute,
Speaker 2: and a divorce is inevitable.
Speaker 1: No, marriage is literally fake and it's like a governmental
Speaker 1: experiment to get us to like pay more money.
Speaker 2: It's a government experience to get us to get married.
Speaker 2: Weddings are expensive. Man, getting a nulls and.
Speaker 1: Ship it's like very is legal.
Speaker 2: I think it's expensive, but I think it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you have to pay money to get all the documents done.
Speaker 1: That's in insane. That's actually insane.
Speaker 2: Here I go, but I'd rather just go to Chuck
Speaker 2: E Cheese and get in that booth where they like
Speaker 2: draw you INXTCT and I use a pencil to like
Speaker 2: signer name.
Speaker 1: So I want to get in the fucking hurricane ticket
Speaker 1: booth at Chuck E Cheese. So that was one of them.
Speaker 2: They fire out your Chucky cheese. I always saw parents
Speaker 2: getting into fistfights at my Chuck E Cheese and it
Speaker 2: was fun, and it was like, this is this is
Speaker 2: how human should be existing. Parents should be getting tipsy
Speaker 2: and fist fighting and kids are lost and the kids
Speaker 2: are crying and they don't know where to go. That's
Speaker 2: like the big mouse is scaring the fuck out of everyone.
Speaker 1: They need to let that fucking mouse rest. They have
Speaker 1: put that bitch to fucking use. They need to get
Speaker 1: a goddamn new mascot.
Speaker 2: Dude, what's crazy is like how fucking terrifying it used
Speaker 2: to look when we were kids and it was normal
Speaker 2: for us. We were like, that looks normal. Now they've
Speaker 2: like cartoonified the fuck out of him. Yeah, but he
Speaker 2: actually looked like a big fucking rat five nights.
Speaker 1: It pretties the the chuck e cheese. What I was
Speaker 1: saying is that like ticket booth, I have never experienced
Speaker 1: that level of joy in my entire life. Then like
Speaker 1: standing there and like figuring out like the method to
Speaker 1: like catching the tickets, and like, oh, I don't know if.
Speaker 2: I've ever been in there. I always I think I thought,
Speaker 2: even as a kid, it was like embarrassing to have
Speaker 2: my hair blow that much.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, you're literally the most vain
Speaker 1: person I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, period. And I never looked stupid as a good
Speaker 2: Actually I always looked stupid as a kid, but I
Speaker 2: thought I was throwing fits, and everyone thought I was
Speaker 2: throwing fits.
Speaker 1: So I'm also when cry baby fits.
Speaker 2: Actually I used to I am a big cry baby.
Speaker 2: I think everyone who knows me knows that. But as
Speaker 2: a kid, you were.
Speaker 1: So that's something I discovered to day.
Speaker 2: I didn't finish bitch.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, fucking finished down.
Speaker 2: As a kid, I used to cry, and when I cry,
Speaker 2: I get so much mucus and like boogers. It's really gross.
Speaker 2: It's like disgusting every like you've seen it, Like I
Speaker 2: like can fill up a T shirt with like mucus.
Speaker 2: It's really disgusting. But as a kid, I didn't know
Speaker 2: how to wipe my nose, and boogers would just be
Speaker 2: running down my face and I would start screaming boogers.
Speaker 1: And cry, baby snot tastes good, it does salty.
Speaker 2: Anyway. My family would look at me and like just
Speaker 2: mock me and be like boogers, boogers, and I would
Speaker 2: freak the funk out, and that's it.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what the fuck I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: What did I even start saying?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Ranch dressing that shit.
Speaker 2: Is like disgusting.
Speaker 1: No, it's delicious. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: It's delicious.
Speaker 2: I like dipping baby carrots and ranch. But like I
Speaker 2: would never ever put branch on a fucking salad. Go
Speaker 2: to hell, You're going to fucking hell.
Speaker 1: Let me finish. Literally, ranch is the best named food
Speaker 1: of all time. I had that really, Ranch and mustard
Speaker 1: like ranch. Like that is part.
Speaker 2: They call it ranch because it smells like fucking horse poop.
Speaker 2: That's why they call it ranch.
Speaker 1: It smells smells like balls, so fucking delicious.
Speaker 2: Blue cheese actually is the most accurate description for what
Speaker 2: that shit smells like. Yeah, blue cheese, blue would smell
Speaker 2: like that cheese ranch. Mustard. Mustard is like the perfect
Speaker 2: mustard is the perfect word. Also, like every time you
Speaker 2: say mustard, all I can think about is the guy
Speaker 2: getting mustard squirting squirted all over him while he's sleeping.
Speaker 1: Actually, the best video, like.
Speaker 2: That's one of the best videos. That one is right
Speaker 2: under James Charles dancing at.
Speaker 1: Coachella for that one's right under James Charles singing in
Speaker 1: the Canyon for me.
Speaker 2: No, literally, James Charles, I'm sorry. I've said it once
Speaker 2: and I'll say it again. What the fuck is wrong
Speaker 2: with that motherfucker?
Speaker 1: He has to people?
Speaker 2: No, he has too many people look at him and being.
Speaker 1: Like surf, He has too many delusions.
Speaker 2: He needs someone to look at him and be like,
Speaker 2: what is wrong with you? What is wrong? We should
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 1: People?
Speaker 2: Those people for him, he would hear this and he'd
Speaker 2: be like, I can ask the same thing about you.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? And I'm like, girl, I've seen
Speaker 2: you move that body. Something is wrong.
Speaker 1: You need you needs. His joints are fusing. He is
Speaker 1: chronically ill. Dude.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I've never I've seen someone who they
Speaker 2: can't sing and dance so much, like he is the
Speaker 2: the fucking the kid who wouldn't stop believing in himself.
Speaker 2: Like he and you know what, has the self confidence
Speaker 2: that motherfucker has And.
Speaker 1: I'm jealous of that because I would just say, those
Speaker 1: are the people that go the furthest in life, like
Speaker 1: the people that like blindly like believe everything they're doing
Speaker 1: is right, Like are like the best.
Speaker 2: No, the happiest. Yeah, Like you couldn't tell him he
Speaker 2: can't dance. Everyone says it, and he just keeps on dance.
Speaker 1: He feels like, dude, I'm just like thinking of him
Speaker 1: singing like Bradley Groski, Like posting him singing like fucking
Speaker 1: three times a day is like the single funniest thing, Like, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's just so good I'm trying to think of Like
Speaker 1: I love that, Like I feel like a lot of people,
Speaker 1: like a lot of influencers and like just like social
Speaker 1: media people like in private, like all watch those videos
Speaker 1: like they all.
Speaker 2: And there's there is nothing better to do. When there's
Speaker 2: nothing to watch, then throw throw James up on the TV.
Speaker 2: Right now, I need some you know, I need to
Speaker 2: pick me up. Throw that motherfucker on the tv. Like
Speaker 2: you know what I you know what he can't say
Speaker 2: is he brings a smile to some. He's made me
Speaker 2: very happy a video on him, Dancy has gone my
Speaker 2: ass up and out of bad once.
Speaker 1: Like from the other I sen that video, I.
Speaker 2: Was falling asleep like and it literally it like it
Speaker 2: shot like adrenaline through my body because I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: I heard your laugh across that cross the house and
Speaker 1: you like drew that fucking video.
Speaker 2: It was insane. It's the one of him like opening
Speaker 2: is also someone pointed out to me the other day.
Speaker 2: His fashion taste is a I made. Like his taste
Speaker 2: in general is made by an AI dude.
Speaker 1: We've we've briefly talked about it, but like it's just
Speaker 1: that effect where like let the body suits go, let
Speaker 1: them go.
Speaker 2: James body suit, sweatpant combo go, let it go, put
Speaker 2: jeans on, put it down. Literally, me and James Charles
Speaker 2: closet every day. Put that dag.
Speaker 1: Uil, that belt, that goddamn belt. Okay, this is with.
Speaker 2: Some scissors and cut that long ass belt. Yeah, like,
Speaker 2: but we knew this, We knew I was a hater.
Speaker 2: You know what. He's laughing from his ugly expensive house
Speaker 2: and I'm laughing from my cute, scenic apartment. And look
Speaker 2: how beautiful it's serving.
Speaker 1: Like laughing good. It looks good right now.
Speaker 2: Also, James Charles house looks like an ikea like escape room.
Speaker 1: It just looks you know what. It just looks like
Speaker 1: those like like ultra modern houses that are built really
Speaker 1: cheap but like look really nice. And they just like
Speaker 1: did it very quickly and cheaply and just upsold the
Speaker 1: ship out of it. He got scammed. Yeah no, actually, actually,
Speaker 1: like his walls are like when I like sneak up
Speaker 1: to his house at night, I can hear him.
Speaker 2: No same yet, Oh when I play in his on
Speaker 2: his big little trampoline. Sometimes when I'm jumping, I'm scared
Speaker 2: the springs will be too loud and it'll wake him up.
Speaker 2: And when I'm playing basketball, okay, never mind, okay, I'll stop,
Speaker 2: I'll stop, like as i'd saying, now, why the fuck
Speaker 2: do you have a basketball court at your house? Why
Speaker 2: do you have that? Like why?
Speaker 1: Now? We're just bored, like literally, why does Because he's.
Speaker 2: He's trying to beat the algorith up, like he's trying
Speaker 2: to real life like this is.
Speaker 1: Dark, this is dark. He's trying to lure the straight men.
Speaker 2: He's like, you want to play basketball in my house?
Speaker 2: Because like that's what you would like to say.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is a good transition. But I've had this thought,
Speaker 1: and every time I've said it, I've been like, not
Speaker 1: shut down, but everyone's like okay, Like.
Speaker 2: I'm about to okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: But based is the new edgy, Like people were embarrassed
Speaker 1: to be called edgy, so they just made up a
Speaker 1: new word and it's based.
Speaker 2: Base just will always remind me of Little Bee, And
Speaker 2: I know that's like probably where it stems from, like
Speaker 2: God being used on the internet. I just don't understand
Speaker 2: that was Like my.
Speaker 1: First merch was based God bracelets. I was so fucking
Speaker 1: Laman corny.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's Laman corney. I think that's cute.
Speaker 1: I think any like Obama based God, oh mine.
Speaker 2: My first merch was my one direction firsty jacket, which
Speaker 2: I I I made.
Speaker 1: I like made them.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cute.
Speaker 1: I didn't sell them, but like it was like this
Speaker 1: like Google thing where like you could three D print
Speaker 1: shit and like a few of like my followers back
Speaker 1: then that are now friends like got them.
Speaker 2: I My first thing I ever really made that was
Speaker 2: like merch of something or like a bootleg or anything
Speaker 2: like that was in seventh grade. My crush. His name
Speaker 2: was Sebastian. We're still like friends, but his name was
Speaker 2: Sebastian and he used to go by like super Sab
Speaker 2: or some shit, like it was like something was Superman.
Speaker 2: He liked the s like the logo for that. And
Speaker 2: then out of Palmer Clay, I made him a train
Speaker 2: for Valentine's Day that like was the Superman logo and
Speaker 2: that was my gift to him, And that.
Speaker 1: Was like your first It was probably like really shitty
Speaker 1: and like looked like crap.
Speaker 2: Actually, I've always been very artistically inclined, even at the
Speaker 2: ripe age of twelve, So fuck you.
Speaker 1: I just have a bunch of topics things that like
Speaker 1: pop into my head that I just.
Speaker 2: I can't believe how long we do. I can't believe
Speaker 2: how long we just talked about make James Charles also, Okay,
Speaker 2: this is the last thing. This is the last thing.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And no other community
Speaker 2: is it okay to say inspired by and just do
Speaker 2: the same thing someone else said? That is the weirdest
Speaker 2: thing to me. This motherfucker will be like, look inspired
Speaker 2: by so and so, you go to so and so's page.
Speaker 2: That wasn't inspired you just did it. But yeah, that's
Speaker 2: that's neither here. No.
Speaker 1: That like also transitions to one of my thoughts I
Speaker 1: had this week. I'm really airing myself out here right
Speaker 1: now by saying this, But TikTok is the first app
Speaker 1: in my entire life that I have like contemplated like
Speaker 1: thirst following someone. I've never really thirst followed people in
Speaker 1: my entire life, but like when people are like sexy
Speaker 1: hot on my timeline, I like one, I stalk all
Speaker 1: of their fucking videos. I go to their page and
Speaker 1: watch every one of those.
Speaker 2: Because TikTok is the first time that like, even someone
Speaker 2: who has like an interesting personality, like is showing personality
Speaker 2: and also being hot, Like does that make sense? Like
Speaker 2: because on Instagram there's like hot people and you know
Speaker 2: they're hot, but you don't really know what they're like.
Speaker 2: And on TikTok, I think a lot of it is
Speaker 2: like you kind of have to show like who you
Speaker 2: are because you have to like choose the music that
Speaker 2: you like. The sounds people choose is very very indicative
Speaker 2: of their and that's that's the word of their like personality.
Speaker 2: So like, especially if they're using music that you find interesting, you're.
Speaker 1: Like hotly babe, I been.
Speaker 2: Now people are gonna go look at who you fucking follow, bitch.
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna unfollow everybody. I went through and
Speaker 1: unfollowed a bunch of people though I was like, you're
Speaker 1: not following me back, fuck you, I'm not I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you don't follow me back, I'm
Speaker 1: not following you. And also a lot of I thought
Speaker 1: about this today also a lot of the people that
Speaker 1: I follow, I don't like, why the fuck am I
Speaker 1: following you? I met you once and I don't like
Speaker 1: anything you fucking post. Like, I'm like tired, I'm bored,
Speaker 1: like the worst anybody.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is like for everyone, but like
Speaker 2: the worst thing to happen is when someone's like let's
Speaker 2: follow each other in real life. And you're not even
Speaker 2: like getting along like that. And they're like, let's follow
Speaker 2: each other. I'm like, bitch, I don't even like our
Speaker 2: real life experience right now? Why the fuck am I
Speaker 2: going to do this.
Speaker 1: Online online experience? Should I just keep reading some of
Speaker 1: my thoughts?
Speaker 2: Go ahead?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Okay, so the least intrigued go ahead of my life.
Speaker 1: I could talk about how I'm like a snooper. I
Speaker 1: like going through people's things when I'm in new houses.
Speaker 1: Oh too sure, I like, I'm like, what do you guys?
Speaker 2: I don't do it as much as you. You make
Speaker 2: it a mission. You get into a new place space
Speaker 2: and you look.
Speaker 1: It's just like I just like seeing their life that
Speaker 1: they have hidden away in their drawers. I like, like,
Speaker 1: what do you not want me to see?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What is it that you don't want me to see?
Speaker 2: Because I want to see it? Like ivacy, Now, why
Speaker 2: are you leaving your personal things out?
Speaker 1: Because I'm gonna look, I'm gonna steal.
Speaker 2: You're gonna steal. Oh, I stole something the other day.
Speaker 2: I love stealing. I'm gonna be honest, but I don't steal.
Speaker 2: I know where to steal from. I steal from people
Speaker 2: who I'm like, you have way too much money and
Speaker 2: you're not gonna miss yeah, exactly, Like that's when I steal,
Speaker 2: which is like gonna be very not okay. But actually
Speaker 2: most people who like I.
Speaker 1: Want to get gather.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just gathering and like that's all I'm doing.
Speaker 2: But I was at an event the other day where
Speaker 2: one I was being a bitch to like everyone because
Speaker 2: it was like a bunch of rich people who were
Speaker 2: looking like I just.
Speaker 1: Oh, we had a stain at one of these lists
Speaker 1: or one of these events.
Speaker 2: I yeah, I just felt like they were looking at
Speaker 2: me funny. So I was like, fuck all of you.
Speaker 2: I want to like beat the shit out of all
Speaker 2: of you, because, like I think it was very obvious
Speaker 2: that I don't know, I think everyone there kind of
Speaker 2: knew each other. And I was like, like, who the
Speaker 2: fuck is this? Like That's what I felt like to everybody.
Speaker 1: Why not my drawers yet? Meeted the physics teacher on TikTok,
Speaker 1: fuck is this? And why are you not in my
Speaker 1: drawers yet?
Speaker 2: In my drawers? In my drawers? I stole some Chanel
Speaker 2: scene glasses the other day and they're literally my prescription.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you about this, No, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Where?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Okay, to be fair it so the venture started out
Speaker 2: as me being a good person. I saw it was
Speaker 2: in like a really nice leather carrying case, that.
Speaker 1: Really nice one, Willy Willy, keep going.
Speaker 2: It was in a really nice carrying case and it
Speaker 2: was leather, and I thought it was a wallet. So
Speaker 2: I saw it on the table and there was a
Speaker 2: bunch of people around, but no one was at this table,
Speaker 2: and it didn't seem like anybody who was around was
Speaker 2: ever at that table. So I saw it and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh shit. So I went and opened it
Speaker 2: because I was like, oh, I'm gonna see if there's
Speaker 2: an ID in this, and if there is, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: like find the person. Like that's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: Shut up. So I like looked in it and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, these are glasses. So then I felt
Speaker 2: really uncomfortable because I was like, people, it's gonna look
Speaker 2: like I was gonna steal this. So I closed it
Speaker 2: and backed up and like looked around and still nobody
Speaker 2: was looking, and nobody even seemed interested that I was
Speaker 2: in the table. No, no, So I walked away, and
Speaker 2: I was like, that was weird, and I walked away.
Speaker 2: And then an hour goes by and I come back
Speaker 2: and I'm progressively more drunk than I was the first
Speaker 2: time I saw, and I was like, no one has
Speaker 2: claimed this yet, and this party is dying down. So
Speaker 2: I put my fucking purse over and I took it,
Speaker 2: and I like walked away and guess what, they're my prescription?
Speaker 1: Where are they? Huh?
Speaker 2: They're right there, that's them, the carrying cases in my room.
Speaker 1: See I I came.
Speaker 2: I do things like this and admit it publicly, and
Speaker 2: then like, so, why aren't events like so, why am
Speaker 2: I not getting into events I want to be a
Speaker 2: part of, like the social lights.
Speaker 1: But like, I'm gonna admit it right now. When we
Speaker 1: stole all that ASoP soap from that one event that
Speaker 1: was like one of the most exhilarating moments of my life.
Speaker 1: It's fucking fun, like we and you don't need it raw.
Speaker 2: Like you obviously, Also you don't care about those glasses.
Speaker 2: You're not someone who's like, oh god, like I'm bringing these.
Speaker 1: Out, this is like you probably she probably got in
Speaker 1: a car wreck on the way home.
Speaker 2: No, they're reading glasses. They're not like far sighted, because
Speaker 2: they're my prescription, but only like in terms of like closeness,
Speaker 2: like I can technically read a book without my glasses on,
Speaker 2: but you're fat and I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: And they're really nice there are I stile a pumpkin
Speaker 1: from this really nice restaurant that I went to Colorado.
Speaker 1: I stole a pumpkin off the table, which isn't the
Speaker 1: craziest thing, and then I took it to the streets
Speaker 1: and I slammed dunk it into a trash can and
Speaker 1: it was awesome. And one of the alleyways.
Speaker 2: Denver is steal like things I don't believe in stealing
Speaker 2: from like small places or businesses. I don't even steal
Speaker 2: from like big corporations stuff. I steal from random people
Speaker 2: who are least expecting it.
Speaker 1: So like the worst, the worst kind.
Speaker 2: Okay, bitch, Now, why the fuck are you bring your
Speaker 2: reading glasses to an event?
Speaker 1: Girl? Those are her seeing eyeglasses and she's blind right now?
Speaker 2: Good then if you need it, I'm so bad. Okay, Velma,
Speaker 2: why the fuck are you losing them?
Speaker 1: The camera's not recording Actually the same, You.
Speaker 2: Are so annoying. You are one of the worst people
Speaker 2: getting poned.
Speaker 1: Keep getting pooned by me. It's like embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I'm smacked the fuck out of It's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: How poned you get?
Speaker 2: She said Denver.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said Denver, Denver is I'm sorry. If you
Speaker 1: live there, I love you because you're watching this. But Denver,
Speaker 1: Colorado is literally one of the most sinister cities I've
Speaker 1: ever been in my entire life. Like I can not
Speaker 1: stress this enough. It is the most quiet, empty city.
Speaker 1: Like I swear to god, I saw thirteen people total
Speaker 1: I was there.
Speaker 2: No, that's why it's one of the first places that
Speaker 2: had legalized weed, because there was nothing else to.
Speaker 1: Do exactly, like like it was genuinely shocking and I
Speaker 1: don't even know how to explain it. Like we were
Speaker 1: there on the weekend and there was like no one there.
Speaker 1: But then like I went to the Playboy Cardi concert
Speaker 1: and it felt like the entire city was there. Like
Speaker 1: it was insane. I was like, where the fuck did
Speaker 1: you people come from? Like where did y'all come from?
Speaker 2: Just like you, they came from out of Hay and
Speaker 2: they were.
Speaker 1: Like, I want to be a concert with the Red Rocks.
Speaker 1: I could talk about that. The Playboy Cardi concert was
Speaker 1: fucking awesome. The Red Rocks was beautiful. I met some
Speaker 1: people there, y'all are awesome. And yeah, the airport, when
Speaker 1: I was walking through it, I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: have like a bad vibe here, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm being hurted like a cattle. Like this place is
Speaker 1: fucking weird. There's weird. Yeah. I was like, there's weird
Speaker 1: murals all over the walls. So I did a little digging.
Speaker 1: It is like the conspiracy capital of like America, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have nothing else to do.
Speaker 1: No, it's weird. It like it's weird. I like was
Speaker 1: reading about it on the airplane before I like knocked out,
Speaker 1: and then I had like a weird dream about it
Speaker 1: for like the thirty minutes that I fucking slept on
Speaker 1: the plane because for some reason I can't fall asleep
Speaker 1: because the Denver Airport is cursed. But that shit is weird.
Speaker 2: They like, you know, you keep saying weird, weird, weird, weird.
Speaker 2: What's so weird?
Speaker 1: I said, Like the murals. There's like this scary fucking
Speaker 1: horse out front that's like sixty feet tall that has
Speaker 1: like red glowing eyes and like Okay, Like what the
Speaker 1: fuck is that? And then I read into it a
Speaker 1: little more. And the fucking artist that was that design
Speaker 1: and was building the horse, the horse fucking killed him
Speaker 1: while he was building it. It like a piece fell
Speaker 1: off and cut an artery in his leg, Like what?
Speaker 1: And then they still erected it. They finished it and
Speaker 1: erected it. Oh what, they made it have a fucking
Speaker 1: boner and they put the big boner in front boner.
Speaker 1: And then there's these like weird cursed murals all over
Speaker 1: that like predict like the New World, and then there's
Speaker 1: like tunnels underneath it and all this shit. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying I'm like feeding into this conspiracy, but like, why
Speaker 1: is it the biggest airport in the world is fucking Denver.
Speaker 1: I think it's like the biggest or second biggest airport.
Speaker 2: I feel like the Atlanta Airport is one of the biggest.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I can look it up real quick.
Speaker 1: But on top of that four point eight billion dollars
Speaker 1: and I'm like, where did that money go? It's all
Speaker 1: in the tunnels underneath, and there's a secret society living
Speaker 1: under there. Also the Masonic. There's like Masonic, which one's
Speaker 1: the biggest. I almost said that is Atlanta, like a
Speaker 1: big one like that. That was probably like the Atlanta
Speaker 1: is a beautiful fucking airport, Atlanta.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, Actually, I haven't been like in
Speaker 2: the Atlanta airport for a long time.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, I'm thinking of Chicago.
Speaker 2: I don't even remember Chicago Airport, but I know Atlanta
Speaker 2: Airport like I just know they have a Chick fil
Speaker 2: A there because I would land there when I was
Speaker 2: younger and be like, because that motherfucker would always get
Speaker 2: his connecting flights, oh literally get some of the worst
Speaker 2: flights ever. Spirit airplane should be illegal. Why is a
Speaker 2: Spirit airplane from Miami to New York twenty dollars? Why huber.
Speaker 1: You having a car and it's five thousand dollars? Wait,
Speaker 1: wait a damn minute.
Speaker 2: Is that not a tame girl? That really is an
Speaker 2: air bus? Like my whole definitions, I feel like I
Speaker 2: showed my student idea in high school to spear airlines.
Speaker 2: They'd be like, yeah, I just get.
Speaker 1: On, like d what the fuck? And they're also they're
Speaker 1: also yellow, like the airplanes are.
Speaker 2: Yellow because they don't think that that's a the pilot
Speaker 2: in the sky. Yeah, the pilots. They higher can't see
Speaker 2: other planes unless they're yellow. They're like salt that you
Speaker 2: won't see it.
Speaker 1: On the train. I saw a Spirit Airlines pilot and
Speaker 1: he had a gay pride like Spirit Airlines thing on
Speaker 1: his bag. I don't know why. That's like whatever they
Speaker 1: that's why it's so cheap, because they have gay people
Speaker 1: the airplanes. Gay people can't drive. What makes you think
Speaker 1: they can fly a fucking airplane?
Speaker 2: Is that? Like? Oh yeah, I guess that is the
Speaker 2: old thing that gay people can't drive. Yeah, Like on
Speaker 2: the internet people say that.
Speaker 1: The curbs, driving on the curbs.
Speaker 2: Girl not being able to hit a.
Speaker 1: Couple of curbs. We've hit a couple of curves.
Speaker 2: Oh I hit the fuck my car has been through.
Speaker 2: It's crazy that my car has no bumps or scratches
Speaker 2: on it like that, because like it's always it's the bottom.
Speaker 2: It's the important part that I'd be hurting on my car.
Speaker 2: Like I'll like hop off a curb and you just
Speaker 2: hear like the fucking the bottom. I were like, like
Speaker 2: really hard.
Speaker 1: Do The most annoying thing that I do is when
Speaker 1: you're parking in like a tightest spot, I like try
Speaker 1: to predict you hitting it, and I'm always like.
Speaker 2: Like annoying, but just think I don't know my car.
Speaker 2: I know my car shockingly well. I know the dimensions
Speaker 2: of my car, and I have never been in a
Speaker 2: car accident. Knock on wood, and I fucking serve the
Speaker 2: house down because you know what, no one's gonna hit me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking hit them. And that's how you have
Speaker 2: to drive.
Speaker 1: Why are you not in my drawers yet?
Speaker 2: You keep saying drawers like fucking kitchen drawer, draws. Draws. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like draws you're gonna say. You have to say correctly,
Speaker 2: come correct, But yeah, Spirit Airlines flights are way too cheap,
Speaker 2: Like when you use like Expedia, it'll be like the
Speaker 2: flights this day are one hundred dollars and it's like
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars that lay to go to Miami, and
Speaker 2: then like all the other flights are four hundred dollars
Speaker 2: and it's like, now, what the fuck is gonna happen
Speaker 2: on that one?
Speaker 1: They save the money with the trade.
Speaker 2: The trade the trays side of the phone.
Speaker 1: My iPhone cannot fit on the fucking.
Speaker 2: Tray, Like the trays are literally the side of.
Speaker 1: It literally, the seats are made out of cardboard.
Speaker 2: They don't give you a TV. They're like you better think,
Speaker 2: you better think about why you say this. But I
Speaker 2: guess on a flight on a Spirit that's where you're
Speaker 2: gonna finish. Infinite dress is on a Spirit flight because
Speaker 2: you have nothing else to lose.
Speaker 1: No, I'm panicking because I'm gonna die in this fucking
Speaker 1: air the entire time.
Speaker 2: You know, what's really fucked up is when I get
Speaker 2: bad turbulence on a plane, Like I don't get scared,
Speaker 2: and I find it so fucking funny. When everyone's here,
Speaker 2: I'm like you are so I'm like, you are so
Speaker 2: funny because you're so scared.
Speaker 1: The girl as if.
Speaker 2: Your your terror and fear is gonna stop this planet
Speaker 2: from crashing.
Speaker 1: The girl. I literally just had this conversation with my
Speaker 1: friend Cooper. The girl next to me on the flight
Speaker 1: to Texas was like I think it was her first
Speaker 1: time flying and she was freaked the fuck out. Like
Speaker 1: she was like she grabbed onto my arm on takeoff
Speaker 1: and was like shaking, and it was it was so
Speaker 1: cute and endearing. And then like there was like I
Speaker 1: sleep on flights normally and like there was enough turbulence
Speaker 1: that like I like like popped up and like bumped
Speaker 1: a little bit, and I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: like some intense like uh turbulence. And she was next
Speaker 1: to me like praying. She's like and I was like, God,
Speaker 1: this like I'm on.
Speaker 2: It because I feel like most people are gonna but
Speaker 2: maybe it's because we've been on so many flights. But
Speaker 2: even from a young person, like I remember when I
Speaker 2: was on one of my first flights ever and it
Speaker 2: was from Miami to Orlando, and those flights you get
Speaker 2: in like a tiny fucking fighter like plane, like you
Speaker 2: don't get on a real plane for those flights, like
Speaker 2: I was in like I'm not kidding, like I am
Speaker 2: not exaggerating, like a twelve seater plane time like it
Speaker 2: was like nothing like it was like you could even
Speaker 2: bring a back onto the plane for that flight. All
Speaker 2: you could have was like a book bag or some
Speaker 2: ship like because the plane could not handle it.
Speaker 1: I can defend on that plane because it's like my
Speaker 1: fat ass and my wieners like too heavy, it'd like
Speaker 1: weigh down because I have a giant fucking cost And
Speaker 1: now that I'm taking Oshawa Ganda, it's constantly just in Gorge.
Speaker 1: It's gotten bigger.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I remember on that flight there. It was
Speaker 2: really bad turbulence again because we were on a paper plane,
Speaker 2: like going like am I a thousand miles an hour
Speaker 2: and everyone on the plane was freaking out, and sixteen
Speaker 2: year old me or seventeen YOLDI was cracking up. You
Speaker 2: were so fucking annoying. I was dying laughing out loud
Speaker 2: because I was like, y'all are so scared of dying
Speaker 2: right now? And in my I was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: if anyone's scared, it should be me. Y'all are like
Speaker 2: fucking eight million years old.
Speaker 1: Like y'all lived your fucking life, miter like that twenty year.
Speaker 2: Old when I was seventeen, I was like, you're fucking
Speaker 2: a million years old, Like you're.
Speaker 1: Pass You're disgusting, grow grow down, no.
Speaker 2: Say your stupid fucking airplane thing.
Speaker 1: Well I have two things, so I have two things
Speaker 1: to say. So I was sitting on my flight. It
Speaker 1: was really fucking early, it was really cold, and they
Speaker 1: were like de icing the airplane, which was like beautiful
Speaker 1: to experience, but like, as I said, I've actually seen
Speaker 1: that before. The airplane like when we were taxing, like
Speaker 1: you know, when you're taxing, it like shakes a little
Speaker 1: bit or whatever. While I was laying and I was
Speaker 1: like almost asleep, and I was like laying with my
Speaker 1: arms on the table and my face down like this
Speaker 1: really uncomfortable. I had the whole it was like one
Speaker 1: of the two seater airplanes, and the guy sitting next
Speaker 1: to me like got to move up because there was
Speaker 1: an empty road. So I the whole road to myself.
Speaker 1: It was really fucking like nice, and I like was
Speaker 1: just like spreading out. I don't know why I told
Speaker 1: those details, but I was just laying there and the
Speaker 1: airplane shook and like literally like I don't know what
Speaker 1: the fuck it was. It was like anti freeze or
Speaker 1: like acid or something something they put acid and something
Speaker 1: came from the air vins from above me and burnt
Speaker 1: the fuck out of my fingers and like burnt my
Speaker 1: hand and that like it like sprayed me and like
Speaker 1: I literally have like low key like like a mark
Speaker 1: on my hand where it was you're gonna see American A. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wrote down in my notes app I was I
Speaker 1: was just writing down all my thoughts because I just
Speaker 1: I've been writing my thoughts down and I have the
Speaker 1: airplane spit acid all over my hands, and I have
Speaker 1: it time stands because I just wanted as much of
Speaker 1: a case as possible to build against American airlines because
Speaker 1: they burnt the fuck out of my hand. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: my finger is gonna get gangreen and fall off them.
Speaker 2: So like anyway, yeah, I just don't believe. Like I'm like,
Speaker 2: if a plane does crash, like that'll be so funny,
Speaker 2: and the amount of attention I will get that.
Speaker 1: Was my worth it.
Speaker 2: It's worth it to.
Speaker 1: Die in the next thing. I was likely let.
Speaker 2: Me rephrase, because I'm sure there are people who have
Speaker 2: lost like like a loved one to a plane crash,
Speaker 2: and like I'm not saying like it's something to be
Speaker 2: laughing about, but as someone who's been in like really
Speaker 2: like gnarly situations on flights where I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this like flight has crazy turbulence. Let's just say I laugh.
Speaker 2: I sit back and I laugh because I'm like this,
Speaker 2: of course you know what it is. It's like, of
Speaker 2: course this would happened to me like that. I would
Speaker 2: be on the flight that's gonna go down.
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say next was like another
Speaker 1: thing like to go along with like me wanting a
Speaker 1: chronic illness is like I want to die in a
Speaker 1: plane crash.
Speaker 2: I don't want to die in a plane crash, but
Speaker 2: I've said it before, but like not that I want
Speaker 2: to die, but like, yes, I have.
Speaker 1: I've played this out in my head so many times
Speaker 1: when I was like sixteen and like super fucking depressed
Speaker 1: and like flying a bunch like in my brain and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, like imagine this airplane crashes, and
Speaker 1: like how many people would like talk about me like
Speaker 1: it's literally it all boils down to me wanting attention.
Speaker 1: And then like it didn't click for like four years
Speaker 1: that I was like, oh my god, like I would
Speaker 1: be dead as fucking bones, like I wouldn't even see,
Speaker 1: like I would even fucking see the like reaction of
Speaker 1: everybody around me. Like I feel like I think me
Speaker 1: and Ky talked about that briefly where we were like
Speaker 1: I think that's like natural. It's like oh like like
Speaker 1: if sorry, this is gonna get dark, but like, oh
Speaker 1: if I killed myself, like imagine the look on their
Speaker 1: faces type shit if I actually did it?
Speaker 2: Okay girl, No, but I was I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: you know, what's a really fucked up thought that happened.
Speaker 1: I'm good, I promise, I'm good. I'm happy.
Speaker 2: No, I believe you. But I'm like, actually, that's I
Speaker 2: think for most people. A lot of people think about that,
Speaker 2: and but they think about it in a way like
Speaker 2: I wouldn't because that would be awful, like to the
Speaker 2: people around me.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, okay, girl, Like are you okay?
Speaker 2: Okay? Problem? You know what's really What's a really fucked
Speaker 2: up thing I think about when I think about a
Speaker 2: plane going down. So I'm like, hi, I have to
Speaker 2: grab my bag because I'm not leaving my laptop on
Speaker 2: the When they're like, oh, leave our things behind, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm rasy. Three cameras in there and a laptop that
Speaker 2: has a lot of things on it, like.
Speaker 1: All my expensive ship. Like, okay, the clothes can burn.
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit about the clothes.
Speaker 2: No, that's actually the worst part is the fact that
Speaker 2: I couldn't get my chucked back and all of my
Speaker 2: fucking vintage pieces would just burn.
Speaker 1: Oh the people are dying. They're dying. Yeah, and so.
Speaker 2: Were those pieces because they're historical pieces that weren't replicated
Speaker 2: many times, and they're gonna be.
Speaker 1: Gone from You could probably sue and make a bunch
Speaker 1: of money, like and claim.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's not about the money. It's
Speaker 2: not about what it costs. It's about the thing that
Speaker 2: that is mine. I've worn it before and I have
Speaker 2: an emotional attachment to it and.
Speaker 1: I want it. Material girl.
Speaker 2: No, fully, I'm a material girl. I don't care. And
Speaker 2: you know what, it's because God stripped me of being
Speaker 2: a material girl as a child. Material girl, What the
Speaker 2: fuck are you gonna say? After I spoke? Huh? But
Speaker 2: speaking you were like clawing to say something?
Speaker 1: Just now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just gone.
Speaker 1: I libs. I could go on my list, though, should
Speaker 1: I buzz over on the list?
Speaker 2: Give us one more thing?
Speaker 1: Okay? Uh, I have so many good ones, though, I
Speaker 1: have to pick.
Speaker 2: The You think every thought you have is good? Like
Speaker 2: that's the problem. You think every thought you have is
Speaker 2: like gold?
Speaker 1: Like, okay, bread and pickles are the devil in disguise?
Speaker 1: Should I elaborate?
Speaker 2: Go ahead? Like what.
Speaker 1: I was like? Should I elaborate because they're so good? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because no bitch has ever been like Brennan is the
Speaker 2: devil because I just can't stop eating it.
Speaker 1: That's literally me. I just did that. I love bread,
Speaker 1: It's I could eat bread every meal. And pickles, like,
Speaker 1: pickles are the only food that have me in the refrigerators,
Speaker 1: fucking crouch down, digging my dirty, fucking fingers in there
Speaker 1: and pulling them out and like slurping that.
Speaker 2: I love a good pickle. Pickles are good.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: We're dyeing fucking hell sweet pickles?
Speaker 1: Yeap, Nope, absolutely.
Speaker 2: I the other day was sitting at the counter.
Speaker 1: Oh, I had one of those.
Speaker 2: I had one of those, and I was like, that
Speaker 2: looks so good.
Speaker 1: Because I saw the peppers in there.
Speaker 2: Oh. I was like, damn, that's about to be spicy.
Speaker 2: It was sweet. You're a freak. Something's wrong with you,
Speaker 2: and you're going to hell And you put that ship
Speaker 2: on sandwiches? What is wrong with you? No, you might
Speaker 2: as well put fucking caramel marshmallow spread on your goddamn
Speaker 2: ham sandwich, Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Marshmallows and ham? That shit sounds blessing. That sounds like
Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving after meal.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Left over.
Speaker 2: We're filming this before Thanksgiving, which is one of my
Speaker 2: favorite holidays. I love Thanksgiving, and so.
Speaker 1: You support the genocide.
Speaker 2: No, I support eating fucking good. And just because your
Speaker 2: white ass doesn't eat good on Thanksgiving doesn't mean you
Speaker 2: need to perpetuate your on to me. I have a
Speaker 2: good time. My family loves each other, and we serve.
Speaker 2: Your family loves each other.
Speaker 1: But I don't think you're they're all dying. They're dying
Speaker 1: on me.
Speaker 2: No, your parents are like whipping it up in the
Speaker 2: kitchen like my dad.
Speaker 1: No, we we did have good food. But you know,
Speaker 1: I saw a TikTok today and this is really I'm
Speaker 1: going to show my true color here. I saw a
Speaker 1: TikTok and I was like, damn, Like wait, sometimes like
Speaker 1: unseasoned turkey like tastes good. Like sometimes like unseasoned food
Speaker 1: tastes good. I'm sorry, like unseasoned chicken shredded on top
Speaker 1: of a bowl of rice with like lime and salt
Speaker 1: and pepper, Like that sounds actually so fucking delicious.
Speaker 2: Salt and pepper is like seasoning.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying like sorry, I meant like lightly lightly seasoned,
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 2: And I just don't agree with that that it is
Speaker 2: fucking disgusting.
Speaker 1: I know. Oh god, I'm I'm putting myself on the
Speaker 1: line here on the chopping block.
Speaker 2: Have you ever as a kid had to like sit
Speaker 2: there and shred hot chicken?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it burns.
Speaker 2: The fucking hurts so bad.
Speaker 1: And that was that's actually torture.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what real torture is having to peel
Speaker 2: a fucking.
Speaker 1: Plant potato peela, hot potato and hot potato.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying no upgreen planting. I would love to
Speaker 2: record you doing that.
Speaker 1: I've seen you do it before and it like actually
Speaker 1: like gave me PTSD.
Speaker 2: It was awful. I hate peeling.
Speaker 1: They're slimy, right.
Speaker 2: No, they're like so starchy. They make your fingers feel
Speaker 2: like fucking that white saratrum that is in cases. Also,
Speaker 2: I think we're at an hour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give us, motherfucker. I didn't even get to talk
Speaker 1: about this. I wanted to intro it with this. The
Speaker 1: Patreon discord is taking lives.
Speaker 2: We were having dinner with a friend at our house.
Speaker 2: We were eating chipole, which is so fucking good.
Speaker 1: Chipotle is bay like actually is bafy, Like that's like
Speaker 1: one of the only foods that like have like a
Speaker 1: little sweetness to it that I'm like, oh I can
Speaker 1: get down with this, but sweet favorite food lamesh it.
Speaker 2: But we were having dinner and literally Drew said that
Speaker 2: to one of our friends and in their face they
Speaker 2: looked like genuinely concerned, And I was like, can you
Speaker 2: like you're so annoying because you started like this because
Speaker 2: you like the way it sounds, because it sounds so serious.
Speaker 1: And the discord is taking lives and it may need
Speaker 1: to be shut down because someone hold on, let me
Speaker 1: get the name. I think her name's.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Carrie Bradshaw.
Speaker 1: Who the fuck is Carrie Bradshaw? Is that material girl?
Speaker 2: No? That sucks in the city.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. Fuck uh, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, where is it? Where is it? Where
Speaker 1: is it? I'm gonna freak out. I'm gonna freak out. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: her name is Carris. Carris was driving while using the
Speaker 1: discord and I don't supporting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe liar, You're a fucking liar girl.
Speaker 1: I'm ran into a deer and like exploded it. Like no,
Speaker 1: I've never seen a more dead animal in my entire
Speaker 1: life than the photo did explode.
Speaker 2: But the way that shit's laying in there that is dead.
Speaker 2: If you see anything in your life laying like that,
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Not a lot anymore. Yeah, but yeah, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to say that before we get into the Patreon questions,
Speaker 1: that Kars killed a deer while on the disc and
Speaker 1: you should be fucking ashamed.
Speaker 2: One time when we were in Big Sur you weren't there,
Speaker 2: but I was.
Speaker 1: In the cult.
Speaker 2: If you killed an animal, if I kill an animal,
Speaker 2: I'd probably kill myself because I had to know that
Speaker 2: I took something's life, would like freak me out. But
Speaker 2: a baby deer came up to my window and like.
Speaker 1: I could kill, looked at it.
Speaker 2: Okay, give us the fucking question. Kai, he's freaking out
Speaker 2: over there. Selina says, if you would have never had
Speaker 2: careers in social media, what do you think your life
Speaker 2: would be like?
Speaker 1: What would you be doing? I'd be dead.
Speaker 2: I'd be probably in New York trying interning at like
Speaker 2: a radio station. That's what I wanted to do. Hopefully,
Speaker 2: That's why I would be But I would probably also
Speaker 2: be dead.
Speaker 1: I would I realistically, I would. I've said this before.
Speaker 1: I'd be in medical.
Speaker 2: School, so whack. Sorry, like the bunch of medical students
Speaker 2: something like that is so whacked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be in medical school right now.
Speaker 2: You're just gonna pay me to go to I'm like,
Speaker 2: why do you go to school? Because there's bitch just
Speaker 2: like me who won't see you.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have survived, like I would have gotten like
Speaker 1: five years, six years in and seeing all my friends
Speaker 1: graduate and then like I still have like seven more
Speaker 1: years of like schooling and residency like absolutely fucking not.
Speaker 1: But also I've just had a taste of a life
Speaker 1: completely different from what I would I.
Speaker 2: Would say, I feel like it would have been like fine,
Speaker 2: That's why I'm like I would have been alive, and
Speaker 2: I would have just like made it work because I like,
Speaker 2: I'm just that kind of girl. I make it work.
Speaker 2: I make its work. Keep going. Guy Grace asked, what's
Speaker 2: the nicest thing you.
Speaker 1: Do for each other? I don't know, play with each
Speaker 1: other's private areas. Uh, that's like a tough one. I think,
Speaker 1: like just mutually like just support. Like I feel like
Speaker 1: we're just like good at like like knowing when each
Speaker 1: other is like emotionally off and just like asking like
Speaker 1: hey are you feeling, like are you all right? If
Speaker 1: you want to like we don't even have to say, like,
Speaker 1: if you want to talk, you can talk. I think
Speaker 1: we're just like we just know we can into it
Speaker 1: intuitive and just like emotion, I feel like we're very
Speaker 1: supportive of each other emotions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're super like in tune and can understand
Speaker 2: each other. But I guess I'm like, I don't get
Speaker 2: the question because I'm like, is it nice things we do?
Speaker 2: Because I guess that is.
Speaker 1: It's like, but that's also just like I feel like
Speaker 1: just that's like a normal thing.
Speaker 2: Very actually all that, Yeah, we do. I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: like take each other to the airport, pick each other up,
Speaker 2: like without question mm.
Speaker 1: Hm, because I feel like, oh, I'm busy.
Speaker 2: Girl, you are never busy.
Speaker 1: I got things to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I feel like that's something nice that like
Speaker 2: most friends do not want to fucking do. Like I'm
Speaker 2: sorry for most of my friends. I don't do that.
Speaker 2: Drew is like the only exception in which I like
Speaker 2: take them to the airport back and forth. And I
Speaker 2: love my homies. I've taken like Aryan too and from
Speaker 2: the airport before and she's done that before me. But
Speaker 2: it's like, I guess it's also easier because we live
Speaker 2: with each other. I'm curious if that'll like be a
Speaker 2: thing when we don't. But like just doing something like that,
Speaker 2: which is so fucking annoying to do, like not annoying
Speaker 2: to do, but it's.
Speaker 1: Just like fucking awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like it's not fun, it's far, it's
Speaker 2: like dumb, but stuff like that. I feel like we
Speaker 2: do like little tasks for each other without like like
Speaker 2: like when you were like I want the house to
Speaker 2: be cleaned, and I just like cleaned the house because
Speaker 2: I was like Drew wants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is something that like I feel like is
Speaker 1: so important. It's like when one of us is gone,
Speaker 1: like just like coming home to a clean house like
Speaker 1: is like one of the best feelings in the world.
Speaker 1: And like literally just like yeah, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just love like doing little things like that.
Speaker 2: Plenty of nice things. I got you dinner last night
Speaker 2: when you were sleeping without a stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Like we do.
Speaker 2: We do plenty of nice things for each other. We're
Speaker 2: just like awesome people, like and at our core we're
Speaker 2: just like really good and like the chances of meeting
Speaker 2: someone like us is really low, So don't hold up.
Speaker 1: Try to stop trying to stop meeting people honestly, Like
Speaker 1: it's really like just like you're not gonna find us,
Speaker 1: is that it? Yeah? One more one more Shinky Shinky
Speaker 1: asks what was the best year of your life and why? Hmmm,
Speaker 1: I don't think I've had that yet. I think was
Speaker 1: pretty close.
Speaker 2: So far, twenty twenty and twenty twenty one have been
Speaker 2: like pretty good for me, like despite like little bomps
Speaker 2: and like, actually I had major bumps in both years,
Speaker 2: but like I'm just like at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: I don't feel like I have like much to complain about. Yeah,
Speaker 2: although I love complaining, but like I've had anything that's
Speaker 2: like fucking gonna like break a hole in my skull,
Speaker 2: so for me personally, And then maybe like twenty seventeen
Speaker 2: just because I like definitely sugarcoat it, but like I
Speaker 2: feel like anytime someone turns like eighteen and has a
Speaker 2: new independence, especially the kind of independence we got to
Speaker 2: experience as like fresh out of high school, people like
Speaker 2: that was just like fucking me, that was everything. And
Speaker 2: then twenty eighteen was probably the worst year of my
Speaker 2: life and I fucking hated it with all my heart.
Speaker 2: And twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I think like twenty seventeen was
Speaker 1: like one of my favorite years. But like even even
Speaker 1: like twenty twenty and twenty twenty one, even though like
Speaker 1: those were like the worst years of my life, I
Speaker 1: feel like I grew a lot as a person. So
Speaker 1: like now that I'm able to like look back on
Speaker 1: like twenty twenty and like with like the mindset that
Speaker 1: I have now, I'm like, Damn, that was so shitty,
Speaker 1: but like you like survived and like you're I feel
Speaker 1: like a better person now from that. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's like kind of like a good thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess even twenty seventeen, Like I feel like
Speaker 2: that was a really big like emotionally, Like twenty sixteen,
Speaker 2: twenty seventeen, we're like really big like personal growth years
Speaker 2: for me. And then so I was twenty twenty, twenty
Speaker 2: twenty one, we're like very big, like this is who
Speaker 2: I am, this is how I feel.
Speaker 1: Dude. Yeah, that's like that's really like interesting, like just
Speaker 1: like like the years that like like I've I was
Speaker 1: talking to you about this, but like oh it was
Speaker 1: with Tagg and Hunter. I was like I was like
Speaker 1: when like looking back at times when I felt like
Speaker 1: literally my life was ending, like the most stressful moments
Speaker 1: of my life, the saddest moments of my life. Like
Speaker 1: I genuinely cannot recall like what I was like even
Speaker 1: like thinking about or what was even stressing me out.
Speaker 1: But like with like that stress came like growth as
Speaker 1: a person, So like I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say. I think it's like like
Speaker 1: it's like that age old thing, like you can't be
Speaker 1: happy without being sad, Like you wouldn't know what sadness
Speaker 1: felt like. So I feel like, yeah, it's like kind
Speaker 1: of important to like go through like really fucked up
Speaker 1: shitty things and like come out on the other side
Speaker 1: and just have like a new outlook of life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that I've had a year of
Speaker 2: like wins, so like that I'm just like dude that
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, I hope this doesn't get bad,
Speaker 2: like because it's so good that there's bound to be
Speaker 2: something bad to happen to me. I really hadn't had that,
Speaker 2: but like I think twenty twenty for me was probably
Speaker 2: one of my favorite years because I was just like
Speaker 2: had a lot of growth. Yeah, and then I was
Speaker 2: just having fun. I was like taking a lot of
Speaker 2: my time to be like, I just want to find
Speaker 2: reasons to enjoy life and like ignore stress and responsibility,
Speaker 2: even though that kind of been me in the ass.
Speaker 1: But look at us now. We have a podcast and
Speaker 1: we love each other and we get to talk about
Speaker 1: our favorite media of the week every week, which is.
Speaker 2: Sometimes hard when we stack episodes because I'm like, I
Speaker 2: have been listening to the same thing, like, but I
Speaker 2: I finally broke out of my curse. I was listening
Speaker 2: to like the same thing for a long time. But
Speaker 2: do you want to hear mine? Or like, what are
Speaker 2: you fucking doing?
Speaker 1: I could just feel an energy I could feel.
Speaker 2: So here's some of my me. You s it? Oh wait,
Speaker 2: do you want to go first through?
Speaker 1: You can fuck off? What motherfucker?
Speaker 2: What's so funny?
Speaker 1: I could feel it?
Speaker 2: So wait now I'm I'm like, I'm not having where
Speaker 2: I'm like you go because now I have too much.
Speaker 2: I like, I'm always like I'm about to.
Speaker 1: Give like a bunch of things, give it to Patreon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll give like the cause they're I literally I'm
Speaker 2: such a cunt. I went to one of the artists
Speaker 2: and I like was like, how many monthly listeners?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: But the song I was gonna shout out was there
Speaker 2: most listened to. But it's still like in comparison to
Speaker 2: like the dregs of the world, like they're nothing. They're
Speaker 2: just like a dropping their dropping.
Speaker 1: The ocehit.
Speaker 2: And then you and me enough together. Do you know
Speaker 2: that song? It's like fishing for rain and the heat
Speaker 2: the desert. I can't think of the name of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I rediscovered this song in Denver. I was
Speaker 1: in a restaurant and actually, oh, that's so weird. I
Speaker 1: was in a restaurant and I like, dude, it was
Speaker 1: like it was like a kind of nice restaurant and
Speaker 1: I was just being an asshole because there's a speaker
Speaker 1: above me, but my phone wasn't picking up the song
Speaker 1: because I was like, what fucking song is this? So
Speaker 1: I like stood up and like held my phone to
Speaker 1: the speaker and a girl came up and was like,
Speaker 1: are you, like, do you want the song? And then
Speaker 1: I was like I turned and looked at her and
Speaker 1: I was yeah, and she was like, oh my fuck god. Wait,
Speaker 1: Like I was just listening to Emergency Inner Comment yeah,
Speaker 1: but she gave me the song title It's Given Away
Speaker 1: by Zero seven. I love that song right now. Kai
Speaker 1: put me onto a song called Counting Atomic by Ryan Lott.
Speaker 1: I don't know what style of music that is where
Speaker 1: it's just like super like like I think it's like experimental,
Speaker 1: like orchestra like, just like songs that like are so
Speaker 1: like epic and build and just like get like.
Speaker 2: Like super emotionally charged.
Speaker 1: Among Yeah, like that that one song that I played
Speaker 1: in the first time we were in that park in
Speaker 1: Joshua Tree like that the yeah, like that style of music.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I fucking love it.
Speaker 1: And then Josiah showed me I haven't listened to the
Speaker 1: new Adele album yet, but Strangers by Nature by Adele
Speaker 1: is like really really, She's.
Speaker 2: One of those arts I have I'm really listened to.
Speaker 2: I'm trying right now. I'm in a phase where I'm
Speaker 2: like artists that I like like and I know I
Speaker 2: like and maybe there's an album by them. I like.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to like go back and listen to like
Speaker 2: a full album all the way through and be like,
Speaker 2: there has to be some shit.
Speaker 1: She did this really cool thing with Spotify, where she
Speaker 1: was like, Spotify, please fucking take the shuffle feature off
Speaker 1: of my album on Spotify and they listened and they
Speaker 1: took it off and you can't.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I I remember, which it makes so much sense, like
Speaker 1: if you think of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like the artists put them in that order
Speaker 2: for a reason. But I'm also like, girl fuck.
Speaker 1: You, Girl fuck you. I like three songs off this
Speaker 1: album like I'm sorry make.
Speaker 2: Music so, oh my god, I get it. I like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, do I share some of this?
Speaker 1: Oh well, oh oh, they're gonna get it. They're gonna
Speaker 1: get it. They're gonna know yeah, let's just share it.
Speaker 2: So one of them is Girls Girls Girls by jay Z,
Speaker 2: and I feel like, if you know that song, you
Speaker 2: like I almost puped it on my story, but I
Speaker 2: got insecure because I was like, someone's gonna be like
Speaker 2: this song is like fucked up because like he says, yeah,
Speaker 2: he says some shit on there that's like you shouldn't
Speaker 2: say that. But it's such a good song. It is
Speaker 2: such a good song and never changed from that album
Speaker 2: is like such a good song. Also, like both of
Speaker 2: those are really good song.
Speaker 1: I did I did something funny. I like had a
Speaker 1: song in my playlist, like one of my main playlists
Speaker 1: that I like that was gnarly, and I like, I said,
Speaker 1: I don't listen to lyrics, Like I never listened to lyrics.
Speaker 1: And I didn't realize until like two weeks after i'd
Speaker 1: like posted the playlist, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like this song is like really gnarly, so I took
Speaker 1: it off the playlist. I don't remember what it was. Oh,
Speaker 1: I could figure it out, though.
Speaker 2: I think I've already said this song, but Sweet Taste
Speaker 2: of Love by.
Speaker 1: Zain has been like in were Zaye Malick?
Speaker 2: No, I don't even know if that's how you say
Speaker 2: it sounds probably gonna like beat my ass for saying it.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like the sounds like.
Speaker 1: Sweet Taste of Oh yeah, that's sane, so he's no
Speaker 1: Zame Malick.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then do you know where You're Going? I
Speaker 2: think that's the name. Oh do you know where You're
Speaker 2: coming from? Oops? By m B and Jimmy Roquai. I
Speaker 2: think that's it. That's all I'm gonna give. That's all
Speaker 2: I want to give to you guys, because I don't
Speaker 2: really fuck with you. I'm still listening to the album
Speaker 2: Blind by the Sundays. That's it.
Speaker 1: One More in My Room by the Langley School Music Project.
Speaker 2: Is it that that group of kids who like sings
Speaker 2: covered all those like cool songs? Is it's a cover
Speaker 2: of Frank Ocean?
Speaker 1: It's like, really, it's an a cappella Frank Ocean cover
Speaker 1: by children choir that.
Speaker 2: Would actually sound awesome.
Speaker 1: I bet I need to say this because it actually
Speaker 1: he doesn't realize how much this like affected me, like
Speaker 1: in a positive way. But I was like, I got
Speaker 1: him a glass of water and I was like, do
Speaker 1: some B twelve in this glass of water? And he
Speaker 1: was like sure, And he looked over at me and
Speaker 1: like I saw like a little sparkle in his eye.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, what's happening. And he was like, Drew,
Speaker 1: you look like I don't know exactly remember exactly you said,
Speaker 1: but He's like, Drew, you look really good right now.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, like thank you. And I
Speaker 1: just like.
Speaker 2: Has never said that to me. Kay's never once looked
Speaker 2: at me and been like you look really good right now.
Speaker 1: It's different. We're like boys, like we're bros. We're two
Speaker 1: straight men like I am straight. I should have laughed.
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, why do you laugh at his sexuality?
Speaker 1: He's just I don't know how many times I had
Speaker 1: to say it, like I'm straight.
Speaker 2: No, you're serving straight for real, always and forever. All right,
Speaker 2: that's it. That's it for this fucking episode. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: All right, bye guys. Sho