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Speaker 2: You know, you know what.

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Speaker 1: The sacrifices in the attic are their dreams when they

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Speaker 1: and you crush their dreams. So my parents are very

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Speaker 1: secretive people. I always assumed that's just how parents.

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Speaker 2: Were along with this.

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Speaker 1: They were legit obsessed with the attic. What's creeping and

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Speaker 1: crawling in the attic? Going balls and gags? Baby, that's

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Speaker 1: oh god, Mommy and Daddy's playplace. That's right, keep it upstairs,

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Speaker 1: sex swings and fucking leather nice and hot. When we

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Speaker 1: moved into this house, four floors, one attic, I wanted

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Speaker 1: which eventually turned into a screaming match between me, my mom,

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Speaker 2: Is that not the most spoiled childish? Ever?

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Speaker 1: I want the ad because has more square feed for

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Speaker 1: my palents on mom, Mama, I want the penthouse I

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Speaker 1: would not do with the second floor what you'd take

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Speaker 2: The shit is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: The second floor is basically the gutta Mama.

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Speaker 2: I cannot live in the sewers.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to smell the sewers. I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to smell the poor people. The wass come up from

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Speaker 2: I must have my own space, Mama.

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Speaker 1: I caved and moved into the second floor, and to apologize,

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Speaker 1: they let me stay at my cousin's house in Massachusetts

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Speaker 1: for the next two weeks. As they moved more and

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Speaker 1: a whole fucking floor. Bro, oh pee, and you didn't

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Speaker 1: help move stuff in. You're kind of coming off as

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Speaker 1: a hole, right, dude, Like, oh, my god, your parents

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Speaker 1: might be murderers, but you murder fun and being chilled.

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Speaker 2: My god. Wow.

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Speaker 1: When I came back, the attic door was locked, Like

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Speaker 2: I never minded it, after.

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Speaker 1: All, it was an attic, and when I asked my

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Speaker 1: but Both my grandma and dad had died a few

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Speaker 3: I saw the first attic as a room in my

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Speaker 2: This is ridiculous. What is going on here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, Opie is an attic addict.

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Speaker 2: That's true. I can't stop thinking about it.

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Speaker 3: An attict, asshole, An attic addict, asshole. Say that's five

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Speaker 3: times fast No fast forward. Today I wake up and

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Speaker 1: Go down there. And the third floor doesn't have a bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I also overheard my mom talking about going upstairs to

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Speaker 1: It has pictures of my dead dad, Grandma, and me

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Speaker 1: This isn't proof of a cult, I understand, but this,

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Speaker 1: me they are going to mark my head, followed by

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Speaker 2: There is an update. Mark my head sounds like they're

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Speaker 1: I know, it sounds like they're going to do cap

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Speaker 2: This is really weird. Also, like this.

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Speaker 1: Sounds crazy, but there have been and continue to be

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Speaker 3: Here's a question, what's the percentage of like wealthy people

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Speaker 2: Bitch? Have you heard of scientology? You? You got me?

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Speaker 2: You got me good? Have you heard of mister Tom Cruz?

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Speaker 1: Scientologists most famous for being a signedologe.

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Speaker 3: But like what about like, uh, like even more eccentric

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Speaker 1: Like believing in fucking volcano dwelling aliens. That's not as

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's like the the inherited they're the inherited wealth. No,

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Speaker 1: there's the babies, yeah, trust on babies.

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Speaker 3: There the trust one babies are like, I have literally

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Speaker 2: Let me do the craziest thing possible, and.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm kind of into it. It'd be fun

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Speaker 1: answers to the comments, you little CULTI bastards. I guess

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Speaker 1: So reasoned out that my parents probably weren't going to

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Speaker 1: What up the buds? Ten out of ten beds? Sorry,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know it though.

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Speaker 1: My mom is a bit stubborn, so she acted confused

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Speaker 2: You know what I should have called it, but that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I do not know a lot about it, but

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know about it, but I've heard of

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Speaker 1: She put the photos of me there because she thinks

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Speaker 1: Thirty years? Wow, thirty fucking years. They've been into this

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Speaker 1: and they never told me about it. My cousins know,

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Speaker 1: Virtually everyone in my extended family knew except for me.

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Speaker 1: And you know what the worst part is, my mom

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Speaker 1: They're the cult leaders.

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Speaker 1: My dad was something called a centero or cinara or

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Speaker 1: Talk about fucking skeletons in the closet. Oh, literally, fucking

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Speaker 1: Have you heard a bird in the hand is worth

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Speaker 2: What does that even mean?

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Speaker 1: All right, say there's two birds over there, I'm about

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Speaker 3: Or I get double dinner. Yeah, but you might not

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Speaker 2: Two dead birds. That's company.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, what the fuck is this story? That is a

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Speaker 3: great question. How do they hide this from their child?

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Speaker 2: Well, I guess maybe this is the introduction.

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Speaker 2: That's like usually it's like you inundate them like from

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Speaker 2: There we go, So start earlier.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but John, you know what else we should start with?

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Speaker 1: What this next story?

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Speaker 2: A pimp has a hit out on me and my family?

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Speaker 2: Should I run away? Am I the a hole?

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Speaker 1: No, it's just joined the business. Flex those freaking cheeks

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Speaker 1: put that become an asset to that pimp. Yeah, someone

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Speaker 3: Also, I love that it's like, am I an asshole

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Speaker 2: Sit them out?

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Speaker 1: Run away from a business proposition? Exactly? I have a

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a few laughs, stick around, be considerate.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, So a few weeks ago, I regretfully, extremely

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Speaker 2: Mm, where is she escorting you to? Escorting you to

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Speaker 2: happy ending? Pound Town, USA? God?

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Speaker 3: Actually Poundtown, Indonesia because we're still in Bali.

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Speaker 2: We're still balling in Bali. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I contacted an escort that I found on a website.

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Speaker 3: Threw a text on my phone. Stupid of me not

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Speaker 3: to use a fake numb.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you got a text on your phone that said

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Speaker 1: you're so dumb. What the fuck is such a knowing?

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Speaker 1: They say hot single mills in your area. You don't

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Speaker 1: fucking click that ad.

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Speaker 2: You never do it.

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Speaker 1: You exit out and they go back to whatever illsted

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Speaker 3: Very stinky bastard, exactly do it legal things right. She

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Speaker 3: sent me a picture of her and her price, which

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Speaker 1: Fucking broke as bitch, get your money. Always an escort

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Speaker 1: these days, right, look it up, we're about to find

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Speaker 1: out for to see the as the average how much? Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess it's probably cheaper in Bali. Yeah, what if

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Speaker 1: I don't Sam's just like I'm canceling all my plans. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting thirty hookers. Wow, to come to one hundred

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Speaker 1: news one hundred new hookers? Wow?

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Speaker 2: How do you hire those? Honestly?

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Speaker 3: What if you just like threw like a big party,

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Speaker 2: And then fucked all of them?

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, Now I'm not gonna have sex with the

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Speaker 1: hooker once twice?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I have never had sex with a hooker. Neither

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Speaker 2: have I. Un lets you count my ex girlfriend? Oh god,

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Speaker 2: damn kidding. We were going dark? Cool boy.

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Speaker 1: None of my ex girlfriends were hose except like one.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave it at that.

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Speaker 3: After an hour, she was still texting me, and I

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Speaker 3: and she strangely accepted. Her initial offer was three hundred

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Speaker 3: and fifty per hour. Okay, so she's a hottie. She's

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Speaker 1: What if she was like, Babe, here's the thing. I

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Speaker 1: that's true.

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Speaker 2: Let's skip this whole hour business.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go price for second base rice per second

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Speaker 3: Well, I asked if I could pay in cash, but

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Speaker 1: That's bullshit, dude, scam this scams.

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Speaker 2: You're getting scammed. This feels like a scam.

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Speaker 1: What hooker uses bitcoin? One that is a crypto investor?

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Speaker 1: What I low sell high? There's no way hookers are

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Speaker 2: It is a currency, they use it. That's a cash business. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I feel like cash up front.

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Speaker 3: Well, I guess I feel like they could use some

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Speaker 1: And also it's not like you're getting a virtual service,

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Speaker 1: like if they're meeting you in person, give them money

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Speaker 2: Do you pay money for your grabs and new ber eats?

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Speaker 2: You are right?

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Speaker 1: That is that is a good point. That is a

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Speaker 1: good point. That is a good point. Grab is like

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Speaker 3: The cops until they find your address and then you're

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Speaker 1: I don't know, like, I just don't see an escort

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Speaker 2: But that's what he sees. That's what Sam wants in

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Speaker 1: I told her that I didn't have a bitcoin wall,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, if the hooker is educating you

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Speaker 2: Is really bad. Bro.

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Speaker 3: Go to bitcoin one two three, dot sex firstus sit here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fell from one of those scams, dude. I saw

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Speaker 2: Ai say? Totally not him?

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Speaker 1: But it was like I looked like a podcast interview.

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Speaker 1: Crazy danger.

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Speaker 2: That is danger.

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Speaker 1: The only reason it didn't happen is because I didn't

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Speaker 3: The only person more danger right now is maybe OPI,

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Speaker 3: But actually I think you were in more danger.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I give her a fake location a few minutes away

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Speaker 2: I'm in a college town. Is Obi in college though?

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Speaker 1: In college?

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Speaker 2: Bro? That would mean this would be.

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Speaker 1: A classic, Like eighteen year old, just like, oh, if

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Speaker 2: What dinna work on your RIZ game?

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Speaker 3: If he has no RIZ? What if he has zero

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Speaker 3: RIZ and all big oys? Oh come on now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What if he bought bigcoin, didn't didn't do the service,

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Speaker 2: That actually would be great.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I became a millionaire by trying to

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Speaker 3: She told me the location of this store with a

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Speaker 3: why she couldn't drive there and have me pay her in.

442
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,760
Speaker 2: Cash, because you're getting scammed. Ope.

443
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. She gave me some weird explanation about the agency

444
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,800
Speaker 1: of requiring the bitcoin transaction as a confirmation or something.

445
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,560
Speaker 1: I kept telling her I couldn't, but she seemed desperate

446
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,159
Speaker 1: that I did, so I guess I kind of tried,

447
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,679
Speaker 1: but I got sick of walking in and outside of

448
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,040
Speaker 1: the store for a phone data connection, so I gave

449
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,840
Speaker 1: up and told her I couldn't. Literally was too poor

450
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,840
Speaker 1: to send the money. He couldn't afford the data to

451
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,000
Speaker 1: send Bundy my.

452
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,320
Speaker 2: Five kill by data plane is running out.

453
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,679
Speaker 1: Brot nothing against him being broke. It's just like, if

454
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,080
Speaker 1: you're broke, don't spend hundreds of dollars on hookers. I mean, sorry,

455
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,640
Speaker 1: sex workers. There we go my feminism books. Yeah, oh

456
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,399
Speaker 1: my god. I also kind of felt religiously guilty about

457
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,439
Speaker 1: doing it. Wait he almost felt what he felt religiously

458
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:29,440
Speaker 1: guilty about hiring the sex worker. Yeah, guilty because of religion.

459
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,480
Speaker 3: He's guilty so frequently he's religiously guilty. I have my

460
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:36,360
Speaker 3: categories of guilt. There's casual guilts, and then there's religious guilt.

461
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,280
Speaker 3: It seems like the communication is really hard. You know,

462
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:42,000
Speaker 3: he needs two dead birds instantly, have a freaking Centaria

463
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:46,720
Speaker 3: connection with herro get that Afro Cuban religious vibe going.

464
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,560
Speaker 1: There's no guilt in that religious zero guilts. As many

465
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,600
Speaker 1: sex workers as you want, They say, you can have it,

466
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,760
Speaker 1: zero guilt. All goat heads, all goatheads. Yeah, dude, they're

467
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,320
Speaker 1: all about that head. Let me tell you. You don't

468
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,400
Speaker 1: want to know what they do, but they fucked the goatthead.

469
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:58,920
Speaker 2: Oh god.

470
00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:01,480
Speaker 3: I left when the store owner asked if I was

471
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,879
Speaker 3: going to return. I told him no, and then he

472
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,200
Speaker 3: closed the store. She didn't believe me when I told

473
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,960
Speaker 3: her that the store was closed. She then began threatening

474
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,520
Speaker 3: to expose me or whatever for wasting her time, and

475
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,439
Speaker 3: she claimed that the agency lost money or something. I

476
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,680
Speaker 3: still refused. She made me a deal to do it tomorrow,

477
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:21,439
Speaker 3: and I still refused. I felt really guilty, religiously about

478
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,840
Speaker 3: contracting a sex worker.

479
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,120
Speaker 1: Switch to Centario bro. It's all good, it's all great fields.

480
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,760
Speaker 3: I asked her where I was going to be reported slash,

481
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,480
Speaker 3: exposed or whatever, and she said, you'll see.

482
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,920
Speaker 2: Uh, that's pretty good.

483
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:37,320
Speaker 1: I mean, he fucking used his phone, real phone number.

484
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,600
Speaker 2: This is really bad.

485
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,919
Speaker 1: The whole thing did seem a bit shady, and she

486
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,760
Speaker 1: did seem very desperate that I pay her in bitcoin

487
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 1: because it's a scam.

488
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,840
Speaker 2: Ah my god, this is hard to hear.

489
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, onto the threat the important part. So a week

490
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,440
Speaker 3: or so later, some guy contacted me about wasting time.

491
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,159
Speaker 3: I deleted the message and blocked the number. Come today,

492
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,879
Speaker 3: a new number contacted me. It began with like tw

493
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,960
Speaker 3: twelve gory images of people being brutally beaten up or

494
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Speaker 3: oft in one way or another. The accompanying message was

495
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,560
Speaker 3: hey sir two times and this was paraphrasing shortened. We

496
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,960
Speaker 3: are communicating directly from the escort agency. We have evidence

497
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,560
Speaker 3: you were talking to one of my girls, and I

498
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 3: have evidence while she was talking to you, she stopped

499
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 3: talking to several clients who had separate appointments. Those clients

500
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 3: canceled appointments because of the mistake you made in my

501
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,199
Speaker 3: agency system to waste time. The agency lost four thousand

502
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,119
Speaker 3: dollars and I won't charge you that much.

503
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,120
Speaker 2: Four thousand dollars.

504
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 1: Bro, They're fucking bleeding that business dry. If this sex

505
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:41,040
Speaker 1: worker is making what like three hundred dollars max. Going

506
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,960
Speaker 1: down to a fifty percent discount for this dude, unless

507
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 1: they're like planning on investing the seventy dollars the dude

508
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,920
Speaker 1: put in bitcoin and that growing to four thousand dollars.

509
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,640
Speaker 1: This is a bad business model, which is why don't

510
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,880
Speaker 1: start an escort business.

511
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,880
Speaker 3: You know what, op should just keep doing it from

512
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,160
Speaker 3: new numbers and just ancorrupt the operation.

513
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 1: I mean they don't, I'll have the business fundamentals, went

514
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,200
Speaker 1: in doubt, doubled down and yeah, take it literally. They're

515
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 1: selling sex. That's the easiest thing in the world to

516
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 1: sell and they're boothing it apparently. Look up Harvard MBA

517
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 1: Business Plans.

518
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 2: It'll help.

519
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 1: If you know how to explain bitcoin, you could probably

520
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 1: do this.

521
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 2: There we go, see you're halfway there.

522
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 1: You're going to have to pay a fine of seven

523
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars if you do not solve this problem.

524
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 1: I will tear your head and your relatives. This happens

525
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 1: with everybody that plays with us. Waste our time with

526
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,480
Speaker 1: my agency and my girls. Solve this or not.

527
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,920
Speaker 2: He had horrible english.

528
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean this is obviously a progression of the scam.

529
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is them trying to get as much money

530
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 3: as they can. I was extremely scared. I deleted all

531
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 3: gory images, but one screenshoted the message and buried it

532
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 3: somewhere in my phones files from plain sight.

533
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,479
Speaker 2: What do I do? Is this a scam? I can't ignore?

534
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:51,919
Speaker 2: Shout that scam. It's a scam? Butck idiot, dummy? What

535
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 2: if it's not a scam?

536
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,479
Speaker 1: Bro, it's a scam? Or you're about to be murdered?

537
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

538
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 1: Should I contact the police? Will I get in trouble

539
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 1: for contacting a sex worker? I'm pretty sure they're illegal

540
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: here in Wisconsin. Oh my god, you're painfully angel. You

541
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 1: are so stupid, so dumb, goes on a website from

542
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: a random text message on his phone.

543
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 2: I realized people fell for that. I mean, there has

544
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 2: to be someone who falls for otherwise they do it.

545
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 2: It's true, that's true.

546
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: But I usually it's like old people like this guy's

547
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: in the college town.

548
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 2: That's true.

549
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, and maybe he's an older guy living in a

550
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 3: college town.

551
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 2: I don't know. Man, this guy is an idiot. He

552
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 2: is so dumb.

553
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,479
Speaker 1: Maybe you deserve to be torn limb from limb. Now,

554
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: you don't deserve that. You don't deserve that, but you

555
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,639
Speaker 1: at least deserve chlamydia. I hope you learned your lesson.

556
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 2: This is not good again, it's a scam.

557
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: But what I'd love to know from our audience is,

558
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 1: have you ever hired a sex worker? Strippers count? Do

559
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 1: strippers count? If the stripper gave a blowjob it counts?

560
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: Or a hand job?

561
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 2: All Right, before I dig myself a bigger hole story,

562
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 2: let's go