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Speaker 1: Jeweil Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world and

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the

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Speaker 1: best ready ego you've heard in a while, The Jews show.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna sound made up, but it's not. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a Jewil show. Not that part that is the

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Speaker 1: Jewel shows that that's not made up. But the part

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Speaker 1: that I said will sound made up but it isn't

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Speaker 1: made up. Is this ready? Who wants to win an

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Speaker 1: all expense paid trip to the moon. Yes, let's go.

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Speaker 1: But it does sound made up. It sounds made up,

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Speaker 1: an all expense paid trip to the moon, and it's

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Speaker 1: a real thing because there's a Japanese billionaire named Yasaku Mayazawa.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly how it said. I have no idea how

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Speaker 1: to say it, but anyway, he's a multi billionaire, so

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Speaker 1: he's got a lot of cash, and back in twenty

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Speaker 1: and eighteen, he bought the rights to SpaceX's first passenger

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Speaker 1: trip to the Moon. Wow. And the amount that he

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Speaker 1: forty five dollars a ticket. Wait or two hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty million dollars. Yeah, so wait, so when's the first

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Speaker 1: The flight has been scheduled for twenty twenty three. Wow

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Speaker 1: of years. Yeah, it's only like a few there's only

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Speaker 1: for twenty twenty three. And now Yasaku is looking for

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Speaker 1: eight random people to join him for free. So yes,

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Speaker 1: you can actually win a trip to the Moon with

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Speaker 1: this Japanese billionaire. He's just shiving away eight trips to

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Speaker 1: the Moon's amazing two years, he said, quote, it will

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Speaker 1: take three days to get to the moon, loopie behind

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Speaker 1: it and three days to get back. I will pay

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Speaker 1: I don't know, so weird, it is weird. Maybe he

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I could think you're doing that trip

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Speaker 1: is if you're also doing stuff with the billionaire on

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Speaker 1: the moon. Could you imagine mole High Club. It's more

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Speaker 1: Yeah you think that seats free? No one writes for

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Speaker 1: free as absolutely not. So I don't know what fun

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Speaker 1: trip is. But he just wants eight random people to

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Speaker 1: He says he wants people to push the envelope to

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Speaker 1: the moon. Maybe he wants oh maybe that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: Good point, he's going to populate the moon. He wants

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Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio for some reason. If you're interested in winning

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Speaker 1: apply on his website Dear Moon, dot Earth, do Dear

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Speaker 1: all the time. Smoke cigarette back inside, take a smoke break.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, this Japanese billion or give you a trip

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Speaker 1: website again if you want to go to the moon

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Speaker 1: is Dear Moon dot Earth the Jewbil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jebil phone Brame. Hello, Hi, I'm looking to

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Speaker 1: speak to Selene. This is she. Hey Selene, It's Alexis

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Speaker 1: from COO. How are you doing? Oh? Good good? How

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Speaker 1: are you good? Um? Hey, just wanted to update you.

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Speaker 1: I know that you've been working with Kate as your

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Speaker 1: wedding planner. But great news. Our head wedding planner is

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Speaker 1: taking over your account and he is amazing. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: love it. I mean he's probably gonna change some things,

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Speaker 1: but you will love it all change things. Wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: one second. Okay, I do yes, I do Alario, decide

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Speaker 1: to say yes, say I do to you? I do

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Speaker 1: to your wedding, Ilario, will make it so fantastic. Oh,

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Speaker 1: there will be no dry eye in the place. Splash slash,

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Speaker 1: But I don't slash splash the plans I have for

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Speaker 1: your nuptials, Lario. It's going to be so special that

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Speaker 1: and done. And you know I've been planning my wedding, Ilario, Ilario.

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Speaker 1: You don't know about Lariolario Design clothing or Kate Winslet Ilario,

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Speaker 1: And now I do your wedding, and now I do

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Speaker 1: you Elio. That's that's that's very nice of you. But

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Speaker 1: You know, we're good to go. Yes, you say you

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Speaker 1: don't want to change, but you have not heard a

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Speaker 1: lot of your plan for your nuptial. And I am

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Speaker 1: a mission to make your wedding most spectacular splash pow

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Speaker 1: wedding ever seen. It will be, he said, most spectacular. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it's scarracular splash pot to hit the ground. Everybody happy,

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Speaker 1: everybody start, everybody happy again? How that's wonderful? But splash power, No,

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Speaker 1: everything's paid for. I don't want to make any changes.

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Speaker 1: You're making me very upset right now. Out does not exist? Altio,

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Speaker 1: make disappear plans gone? Poof bye what did you just say?

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Speaker 1: Make disappear? Alto Yes delete It only take one little

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Speaker 1: again new Yes? No, Alario, No, you did not believe

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Speaker 1: my wedding plans. But we start new, We start new.

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Speaker 1: Funeral dead, bye, bye bye, Papa. What I can you know?

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Speaker 1: I can barely understand you as it is now, you

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Speaker 1: talking about you know what give you? Wedding birth, Yes,

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Speaker 1: But I don't want your coming pau whatever. I just

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Speaker 1: want my wedding where it is. Splash pow. We fake

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Speaker 1: your death, splash pou. Did you say you're gonna fake

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Speaker 1: your death? No? Alario, fake you did? Hello happy rebirth

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Speaker 1: Did you say this is a prank phone call? Yes?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewil from The Jewil Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your friend Michelle set you up.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke. Wake up every morning with Jubil phone

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Speaker 1: first date follow up? Really? Yeah, apparently this is an emergency.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Micah, who's on the phone right now

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Speaker 1: for a first date follow up. We're out with a

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Speaker 1: girl named Sadie according to his email. Yeah, and apparently

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Speaker 1: first date follow up. It's exactly what these are, except

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Speaker 1: So okay, Micah, what's up. How are you? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for answering my email so quick. Yeah, no problem.

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Speaker 1: so you just went on a date yesterday? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: last night? Ok? Okay, so why are we doing one already? Yeah? Well,

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Speaker 1: you already. I don't think the time frame is long

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Speaker 1: her name, Sadie? Yes, Sadie Sadie. Okay, you went on

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Speaker 1: and has she talked to you at all? No? No,

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Speaker 1: she didn't touch me at all. Not, not at all.

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Speaker 1: So I recently lost my job due to COVID unfortunately.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, thanks, but it

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Speaker 1: actually ended up working out for me. No good. How

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Speaker 1: did it work out? Losing employment? Yeah? I always say

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Speaker 1: I've lost a couple of jobs, and every time I've

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Speaker 1: lost a job, I've always found the next job has

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Speaker 1: always been better. Yeah, you know, people panic, but usually

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Speaker 1: I've never met anybody who hasn't been Like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm really glad. I'm not. I'm exactly the same too.

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Speaker 1: Every time I've been fired, I have gotten a better

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Speaker 1: and better job. Like I'm expecting to be president soon.

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Speaker 1: It gets better. So did you find a better job

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Speaker 1: or something? Yeah, something like that. Um, you know I

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Speaker 1: was having like a lot of trouble trying to find

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Speaker 1: a new job. So I kind of took matters into

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Speaker 1: my own hands. What does that mean? Yeah? That could

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Speaker 1: that could be very h very bad. Yeah. Did you

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Speaker 1: took my int your own hand? That could be illegal? Right? Um?

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Speaker 1: Or I could just be a figure of speech. Which

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Speaker 1: one is it? Um? How about you guys decide after

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Speaker 1: you tell us what you did and listen, we don't

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Speaker 1: judge on the show. We do not judge you. You

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Speaker 1: need to be judged, So we'll figure that out in

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Speaker 1: a second. So by taking matters into your own hands

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're literally doing things with your hands to

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Speaker 1: make money or did you? Are you doing something else?

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna tell us your dirty sea it or not? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Come on, yeah what are you doing? So? Yeah, I

446
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Speaker 1: was having a trouble finding work, so I kind of

447
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Speaker 1: created a fake persona okay. I mean people usually talk

448
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Speaker 1: themselves up when they're trying to look for a job.

449
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Speaker 1: They have to. So what does that mean though? Um? Yeah, So,

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Speaker 1: like I've been booking myself as a motivational speaker and

451
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Speaker 1: but you know, there's really nothing motivational about me. Wait,

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Speaker 1: you're getting work as a motivational speaker and you you're

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Speaker 1: not motivating? What do you talk about? Yeah? Or you're

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Speaker 1: just lying about stories? No? No, no, like yeah, like

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Speaker 1: I've made like a whole website and with fake stats,

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Speaker 1: fake resumes, everything about myself. Um, and um, you know,

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Speaker 1: making money off of it, like doing motivational speaking, but

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Speaker 1: I've never done it before. Oh my god, wow, So

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Speaker 1: how did I mean that's motivational in itself? That is actually, honestly,

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't feel bad about that you faked it because that,

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Speaker 1: I mean, that takes a lot of guts. And also

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Speaker 1: you're making money at it. Yeah, and I'm actually making

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Speaker 1: more money than my last job. I'm very interested to know, though,

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Speaker 1: how good are you because the whole Tucho Tuesday thing,

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Speaker 1: when we wanted you to, you know, amp it up

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Speaker 1: for that, you didn't exactly amp it up. Yeah, though, Like, honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm not that good. But like these companies are like

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Speaker 1: booking people to speak, and you know, um, I've just

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Speaker 1: been doing it. I've been making that money all right. Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess a lesson from today's their little secret is

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Speaker 1: that you two can do it also as well. But

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Speaker 1: if you just want to be a motivational speaker one day.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead and go out there and just do it

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Speaker 1: and you can be like you right, yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: thanks man, good luck to you. Okay, thanks guys. What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty Little Secret? The Jewil Show on demand, The

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Speaker 1: Jewil Shows Idiots in the News and Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. For Thursday, March fourth, twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and does this pandemic make me look pretty?

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Speaker 1: I asked a question because apparently in the news today

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Speaker 1: more men are buying makeup now because of the pandemic. Really,

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Speaker 1: the main reason that all these dudes are finally seeing

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Speaker 1: themselves on zoom calls during the pandemic and they're like, whoa,

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Speaker 1: I don't look that great. Lots of bags under the

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Speaker 1: eyes and I'm not happy with how I look. So

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Speaker 1: that's resulted in the male side of the makeup industry

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Speaker 1: experiencing leaps and sales, partly due to the work from

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Speaker 1: home trendo. National drug store Giant CBS has added the

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Speaker 1: men's makeup lind Stricks Straight and Novia. But I might

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Speaker 1: start using because I've seen myself on Zoom calls as well.

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Speaker 1: I think self improvement needs to be more of a

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Speaker 1: thing in the in the men's depot. Help you if

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Speaker 1: you want some makeup tips. I've actually worn makeup before,

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Speaker 1: like for myself, like because I have this weird red

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Speaker 1: line on my forehead. So I tried to wear like

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Speaker 1: this uh contiller, yeah, and like blend it in and

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Speaker 1: it actually worked for a while. Yeah. Maybe Lean. Maybe

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Speaker 1: it's Mabe Lean, maybe he's born with it. Maybe not,

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Speaker 1: maybe it's Maple Lane. Well, I think we'll just take

501
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Speaker 1: a trip after the show, all of us a Sapharian

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Speaker 1: get hooked up. All right, this is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next story, let's send it on over

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Speaker 1: to Alex Fresh, who I didn't ask her where she's

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Speaker 1: on location, but probably Los Angeles. Le's California, Alex. Actually

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Speaker 1: I'm not in Los Angeles state. I'm in Texas, Texas, Alex.

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Speaker 1: The whole state of Texas or the governor opened one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent back up, no masks, all businesses are open,

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Speaker 1: ready to do it. Wow, it's free frul it like,

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Speaker 1: which is crazy to me. Because I mean, Texas alone

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Speaker 1: has more than two hundred and fifty million cases. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's all open everything. He just opened everything back up.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that the big government, the federal government,

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Speaker 1: supports that do that. I don't think so. So why

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Speaker 1: but he still can do it though, because it's not

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Speaker 1: like a federal right right, right, there's no loss. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: he opened it back up, which that's crazy. He's just like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, screw it. Yeah, I'm want to be

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Speaker 1: able to go to a bar and not social distas

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Speaker 1: and not wear a mask. Let's open it up for

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Speaker 1: a little bit. I mean, what do you what do

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Speaker 1: you guys think it's going to happen? They're gonna open

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Speaker 1: everything back up and then close it down in a week, right,

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Speaker 1: and it'll be closed even longer than it was before. Probably. Well,

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Speaker 1: let's just hope and pray that everything, you know, gets

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Speaker 1: better and the cases start dropping text in four one

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Speaker 1: O six one. How do you feel about this decision? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think it's a bit of a risky move. Frisk

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Speaker 1: you know, wait until everybody's got the vaccine and then

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Speaker 1: maybe try to open things up, but just to do

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Speaker 1: it on a whim for sure, so again text in

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Speaker 1: four one O six one. Let's know your thoughts and

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Speaker 1: that's all I have sending it back to you. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much, Alex. You have to quarantine before you

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Speaker 1: come back on the studio. Now, oh hey, Evan, before

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Speaker 1: I enter you on this one. When I point at you,

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Speaker 1: I want you to say one thing for me. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: and it'll makes sense when I do it. Just when

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Speaker 1: I point at you for your intro to your next

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Speaker 1: news story, I just want you to say, that's not

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Speaker 1: how we kiss in England. Okay, Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N, the Idiot News Network

544
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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next story, let's send it to English seven,

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Speaker 1: who's on location on the set of his new sitcom

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Speaker 1: Little Timmy England, a hilarious fish out of water story

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Speaker 1: about a redheaded English boy who moves to America and

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Speaker 1: asked to figure out how to adapt to our kokie culture.

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Speaker 1: What side of the road will we drive on? How

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Speaker 1: will his first kiss with an American girl go? That's

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Speaker 1: not how we kiss in England. At seven on the CW,

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Speaker 1: it's Little to England. He's here to stay and that's

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Speaker 1: no bloke. Oh my god, that was amazing. So gen

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Speaker 1: Z has now gone too far. They have been brought

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Speaker 1: up in a culture that thinks they have the power

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Speaker 1: to cancel anyone, as you guys know, but people on

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Speaker 1: TikTok now want to cancel one of the greatest rappers

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Speaker 1: of all time. Um, one of the great rappers of

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Speaker 1: all times of all time Eminem yep, wow, why bingo

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Speaker 1: acause of other stuff that he said in the past

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Speaker 1: kind of but no, it's for this song games that

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Speaker 1: doesn't want to begin. I'm ben said. Obviously that line

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound too great out of context, right, I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's it's Eminem and that's what he's always done, has

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Speaker 1: said things like that. And also that is by far

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Speaker 1: not the worst thing he said in a song. Oh

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Speaker 1: he said way worse by the way, you guys haven't

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Speaker 1: gone back far enough to listen to a bunch of

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Speaker 1: his songs. That song came out just to what five

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Speaker 1: years ago, six years ago, seven, ten years ago? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: something I don't know, Emine old nineteen three? Yeah, have

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Speaker 1: they heard what he wanted to do to Kim his

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Speaker 1: ex wife? Check that out? Hey, gen Ze ears do

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Speaker 1: yourself favor and be like, hey, Google or Siri or Alexa,

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Speaker 1: tell me what Eminem wanted to do to his ex

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Speaker 1: wife and have about it. It's been about an hour

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Speaker 1: with that, and you're gonna want to cancel him even more. Joe, Joe,

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Speaker 1: that means the job you come to him for the day. Nothing,

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Speaker 1: lose yo job. You're about to lose yo job. Em

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose yo job because you attaining me.

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Speaker 1: Oh nothing. And by the way, he's about to lose

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Speaker 1: his job anyway because he's retirment and so did You're

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Speaker 1: kind of canceling too late. All right, hang it, all right?

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Speaker 1: That was the bang it. That was the I n N,

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Speaker 1: the news network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow for another hard hitting reports. This is

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Speaker 1: I n N News the Jewbil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone frame day mornings on. That's one hees. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins, head of the PTA here at

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Speaker 1: elementary school. Is this Lexi? Oh? Yeah, this is she. Wow,

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Speaker 1: nice to finally make contact with you. How are you, Hi?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing well today, quite busy, but you know, oh

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Speaker 1: so you're busy you're very busy, I guess, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: that explains a little bit. That's actually what I was

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Speaker 1: calling you about today. So I know that your son,

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Speaker 1: your son Goes goes here. He's in the third grade.

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Speaker 1: He's in miss third grade class. Yes, yes, I hope

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Speaker 1: he's your star student. Well, so my on is in

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Speaker 1: the same class. I'm the head of the PTA, the

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Speaker 1: Parent Teachers Association, right, what was your name again, Pete.

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Speaker 1: It's not often a mail is in charge, but I

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Speaker 1: take it very seriously. Okay, okay, okay, and I like to.

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Speaker 1: I actually take a lot of pride in the fact

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Speaker 1: that I am the head of the PTA here though. Okay, well, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling just to see if there's a problem. Have

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Speaker 1: you not been getting any of the emails or any

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Speaker 1: of the materials that were sending home for some of

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Speaker 1: the activities that we're doing in class or volunteering or

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Speaker 1: thinking about volunt voluntearing for anything. I had gotten all

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Speaker 1: of the correspondents as you guys that's the teacher and

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Speaker 1: the school. Well, no, because I find that is interesting.

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Speaker 1: That is interesting because I'm looking at, you know, my

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Speaker 1: schedule for the rest of the year, and I know

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Speaker 1: we can't do a lot of things in classroom right

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Speaker 1: now because of COVID, but we are still doing things

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Speaker 1: online and I'm looking at my schedule and there is

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Speaker 1: something missing from it. Can you do you know what

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Speaker 1: it would be? M hmmm, I'm guessing you're going to

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Speaker 1: say my name as it's on there, and look at

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Speaker 1: that ding ding ding. We have a winner. Yes, um,

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Speaker 1: I've noticed that you haven't volunteered for a single a

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Speaker 1: single thing. Are you hidding me? You're really calling me

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Speaker 1: and giving me a hard time for not signing up

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Speaker 1: for PTA stuff? Well, yes, I mean I'm not. I

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Speaker 1: didn't think I was giving you a hard time, but

627
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: sometimes the truth does hurt. So I guess yes I was,

628
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,719
Speaker 1: if you're going to take it that way, because if

629
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: I if that was giving a hard time, I really

630
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: haven't even started yet. Weird passive regressive addison. Who do

631
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: you think you are calling? My parents? I am okay,

632
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: I can so I just get all this is fine.

633
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: I can tell that you're getting a little bit upset,

634
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: and I understand that I would also be upset too

635
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: if I felt like less of a parent. And that's fine.

636
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: That's fine, because you stop it now. I am not

637
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: less of a parent. You're the one that's making a judgment. Well,

638
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get some I just really just

639
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: called to get some information. I didn't want to get

640
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: into a yelling match. What do you need from me?

641
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: I wasn't calling. Is this judging me? We're being a

642
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: bad parent or not show what I'm a pta? Well,

643
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: I'm just feeling all this farm for the school and

644
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: I need some information on the parents. I'm just I'm

645
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: guessing convicted felon. Excuse me, m M. You gotta stop

646
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: with them. Okay, that is the most pass aggressive I've

647
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: ever heard, kissing me all Okay, so convicted felon. Convicted felon?

648
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: Is that why you don't show it? I'm not a

649
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: convicted felon. Are you hitting me? I'm so busy to

650
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: be a convicted fellon? But I'll make some time, and

651
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: I'm about to be because I'm going to come over

652
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: to you right now. I kick your Okay, well, you

653
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: don't cry shoelaces. Okay, Well I'll just tell you it's

654
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: a prank phone call then and get that all wrapped up.

655
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,720
Speaker 1: It's a what it's a prank phone call? Your husband?

656
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: Day set you up. It's a joke. This is Jewel

657
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

658
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: He said that he was giving you crap lately for

659
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: not doing the pta stuff at your school. And oh

660
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: my god, kids, oh my god, you had me so mad. Dude,

661
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: go wake up every morning with Jewil phone pranks The

662
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand. It's time Floor of the Roses

663
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: only on The Jewbil Show. If you've ever been around

664
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 1: a cat in heat before, it's disturbing. It is okay.

665
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 1: They make all these weird noises, yea, at all hours

666
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: of the night. They rubbed themselves on everything. And because

667
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: I used to have a cat, I know. They even

668
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: look at you like you'd be willing to cross species lines,

669
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: like what's up, big boy, I'm in the living room

670
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: right now. You're like, dude, you're a cat. Like whatever,

671
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 1: I'm in heat. They are disgusting when they're in heat.

672
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: It is weird. It is super weird, and it was

673
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,919
Speaker 1: very weird as a cat owner. But apparently Miley, who's

674
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: on the phone for a war the Rose to catch

675
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 1: a cheater right now, thinks that her husband Marcus might

676
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 1: be cheating with a cat. What or did I read

677
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: your email wrong, Miley. Okay, you definitely read my email wrong.

678
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank god? Well good, Yeah, I guess

679
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: that's that's better. Actually, So tell us why you think

680
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 1: your husband is cheating on you. So the other day

681
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: we were getting ready for work, and I noticed some

682
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: scratches on his back. Oh, oh, that's all right. And

683
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: they weren't your scratches. No, And they definitely weren't my scratches.

684
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: Were they his scratches? Yeah? I asked him about it,

685
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: but his excuse didn't really make me feel much better.

686
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: He said it was from his friend's cat that he

687
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: just got when he was hanging out his house on

688
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: his back. Come on, so he how does that work?

689
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: He said, it was from his friend's cat, Like, your

690
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: friend's cat came over to your house? Yeah? Was hecratch

691
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 1: him on the back in the middle the night air house? Well? No,

692
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: I mean, he said he was hanging out with his

693
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: friend the other day. But what really didn't make much

694
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: sense to me is his friend has mentioned before that

695
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: he was allergic to cats. So for me, that just

696
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: doesn't add up. Okay, well, and he's a fool proof

697
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: weight to find out if it does add up. Does

698
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 1: you a friend. Does his friend have a cat? Well,

699
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: he said it was a new cat. I've never seen it.

700
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: That is weird. So he has scratches on his back

701
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 1: and he blames it on his friend. Does he hang

702
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 1: out with this dude all the time. Yeah, they hang

703
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 1: out together all the time, their best friend. Okay, so

704
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: he hangs out with the dude all the time, and

705
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: he blames it on him suddenly getting a cat and

706
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: that's why I scratched on his back. And you've never

707
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: known this dude to have a cat at all. No,

708
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: has there been anything else that he's done that you

709
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:45,359
Speaker 1: think he might be cheating? So yeah, the other day

710
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: I was checking the mail and his credit card statement

711
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: came in, so I was getting a little suspicious, so

712
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 1: I just opened it up just to check, and there

713
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 1: was a purchase of a cat. On that if he

714
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: purchased a cat, Nope, there was a charge from a

715
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: hotel that was down a couple it's away. Okay, Well,

716
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: any good cheater would know that they're billing needs you paperless?

717
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, I like always does know how

718
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 1: to cheat, which's not nervous. Um um dang it um.

719
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 1: So you said there was a charge from a hotel

720
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,919
Speaker 1: for like a room or was it like a couple

721
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: of bucks? Like he stopped. I don't know why you'd

722
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: stopped at a hotel to get a soda or something.

723
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: I mean he could no, it was like around one

724
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty okay, And you said that the hotel chain,

725
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 1: like there's a hotel buy you guys? Yeah, it's about

726
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: four x it's away off the highway. Okay. I mean

727
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: that's weird unless you went to a hotel. You went

728
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: to that hotel with him, Like did it have a

729
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 1: date on there or did you ask him about it?

730
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: I haven't asked him about it yet. Okay, Well, how

731
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: about this, we'll see if we can find out if

732
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: he's cheating. We'll call him from the that hotel. What's

733
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: what's the name of the hotel chain? Uh? Okay, we'll

734
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: call him from there, and I'll just make up we

735
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: know he paid with a credit card, right, we know

736
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,439
Speaker 1: that there's a charge down there. I'll just say that

737
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: we had a breach with our credit card system and

738
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 1: it was hacked, and he to be more compromised, because

739
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: you know, when that happens, they have to let you know,

740
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: no matter what Yeah, and I'll be like, you know,

741
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: there's nothing to worry about, but you know, just to

742
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,479
Speaker 1: let you know it did happen, and then maybe offer

743
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,240
Speaker 1: him flowers to send to somebody as a I'm sorry,

744
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: and see if he sends them to you or to

745
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: someone else. All Right, I'm good. We'll not good obviously.

746
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: All right, Well we'll do that. Next, we'll play a

747
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: song come back, and then we'll find out if he

748
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: is cheating on you or if his buddy got a

749
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: new cab. Sounds like, all right, we'll do next. It's

750
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: time floor of the Roses. Hey, don't want to be

751
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:49,280
Speaker 1: rude here, but is your husband a smart man? No?

752
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: Not really, there's not a rip, you know, like he

753
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: could be great in all other departments. But he said

754
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: that you think he's cheating on you because of some

755
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 1: scratches that were on his back, and when you ask

756
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: to him about them, he blamed it on his friend

757
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: that he spends a lot of time with getting a

758
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: new cat, which sounds weird because that dude has never

759
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: had a cat before and just seems convenient. And then

760
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 1: he had a charge on his credit card from a

761
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: hotel a few exits away on the freeway. I mean,

762
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 1: if you're trying to cheat, that's a really easy way

763
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: to get caught. I mean, I already knew it wasn't

764
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: the brightest, but if he was actually cheating on me

765
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: and this was his excuse, then he's clearly inadeed. Yeah, yeah,

766
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 1: for sure. All Right. Well, I'm going to pretend to

767
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 1: be from the hotel because we know that there was

768
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: that charge on his credit card and say that our

769
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: system was compromised and some credit card numbers were taken.

770
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: His wasn't, But we have to let him know anyway,

771
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: and to apologize. I'm going to send some flowers to

772
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: someone's specialist. See what name he gives us. Yes, is

773
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: there any way that you could maybe include a cat somehow?

774
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: I could? Yeah, I couldn't. I'll see if I can

775
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, cool, thank you? All right, I'm up

776
00:40:53,080 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: to the challenge. All right, here we go. Hello. Hi,

777
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: my name is Job and I'm calling from the I

778
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: was looking for Marcus. Oh yeah, this is him. Hi, Marcus.

779
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: How you doing? Um? I hope you have a few

780
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: moments to speak with me. I need to inform you

781
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: about something. Okay, our records have that you recently stayed

782
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: at our hotel. Yes, we have to call everybody that

783
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: stayed on our premises. I have to let them know

784
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: that our credit card system was breached and there were

785
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: some credit card numbers that were compromised. No, no, before

786
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: you freak out, your information was not one of the

787
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: ones that was stolen. But I have to call everybody

788
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: who stayed here and let them know that it did

789
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: happen legally. So I'm just letting you know that that happened.

790
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you, Benny. Anyway, to apologize for

791
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: even having to make this phone call, we would like

792
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: to offer you a little gift, a free night stay

793
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: whenever you might want it, and um, some flowers to

794
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: send to somebody special in your life if you'd like them. Oh, okay,

795
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: that's that's cool. I guess um, would you like to

796
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: send some flowers to anybody? You know what? No? I can't. Yeah, no,

797
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm good, thank you. Oh no, you can though it's free. No, no, no,

798
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: I'm not interested. Thank you? All right? Oh hey, um,

799
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: before you go, I do have to ask you and

800
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: a couple other things if you don't mind, just legal obligations. Yeah,

801
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: well what is it? Um? Okay? So it's it's just

802
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: about the whole credit card thing. So I just need

803
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: um one more thing from you. So you stayed here,

804
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: and did anybody with you buy anything on the premises

805
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:08,800
Speaker 1: at all other than yourself? Uh no, I don't think so. Okay,

806
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: So but you did stay with someone else? Correct? Oh? Yeah?

807
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: Is there any way that I could also get a

808
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: hold of that person? Because I have to um, Like

809
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: I said, it's the legal thing. I just have to

810
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: let them know that there were some other people on

811
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 1: the premises. It's it was a whole thing with credit

812
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 1: card scanners and they might have had their card scanned.

813
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: And I thought I had a name down on the registry,

814
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: but I don't. Is there any way that I could

815
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: get a name from you of who you stayed with?

816
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: H yeah, the name is Bobby Whitfield. Bobby Whitfield. And

817
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: is there any way I could get a phone number?

818
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Marcus? Really? What's what? What's going on? Oh?

819
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: That is your wife, Miley? Yeah that's not the name

820
00:43:54,440 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: you said though, right? Yeah, he said was actual his

821
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 1: his friend's wife. Oh my god? WHOA. Yeah, I guess

822
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: you were at his friend's house. Basically, Marcus, this is

823
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewel Show. This is Alex, this is Evan. Yeah,

824
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: so it's the entire Jewel Show. And your wife Miley

825
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: on the phone because she thought you might be cheating

826
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: on her. And it turns out that you were at

827
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: a hotel recently with your friend's wife. Yeah, um yeah,

828
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 1: uh Moley you there? What do you think you're smart

829
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: enough to figure that one out? Right? Listen? Uh? Maybe

830
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:46,439
Speaker 1: this is um yeah, I can understand why you feel

831
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: awkward right now? Yeah, Marcus, So not only are you

832
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: cheating on your wife, you're also I can't figure out

833
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 1: how to explain it stabbing his friend in the back too, Yeah,

834
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: and his wife in the front. That was a double way.

835
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: This is only this only happened one time. I don't

836
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:13,439
Speaker 1: even know how I was thinking. So you're admitting it. Well,

837
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 1: we were just hanging out. We were just we were

838
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: just hanging out for a second, and then in a

839
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: hotel room. What were the scratches on your back from?

840
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: And don't try to hit me with her finger nails

841
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 1: or her tone nails. I'm so sorry. Listen, I'm sorry.

842
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 1: I h Where are you right now? Can we talk

843
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: really quick? Well? You guys are you perfect opportunity to

844
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: talk right now, and you're on the phone. We don't mind. Yeah,

845
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 1: we're good. We can hang out. Yeah, I don't want

846
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: to have this over the full. Maybe I just I

847
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: can we just meet? Can we just meet up really quick?

848
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: Just meet me like a park really quick and we

849
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: could talk. Maybe he could be at that hotel. Hotel.

850
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 1: He's really good at meeting up really quickly. Yeah, you're

851
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: good at meeting up. So we just say what you

852
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: have to say. Maybe I'm I'm sorry, but what what

853
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: happened only happened once, and it was just like an accident.

854
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to an accident. You slipped and fell

855
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: into a hotel room with your friend's wife and use

856
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 1: your credit card. Yeah, okay, all right, guys, Please I

857
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: just maybe can we just can you just call me up?

858
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:36,919
Speaker 1: I can we talk about this party? Please? No, I'm good.

859
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: I'll just call your friend. We need to. I need

860
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,399
Speaker 1: to let him know what's going on. Now, you can

861
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: go ahead and stay a Bobby's house. I'm going to

862
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: go talk to Keith. Who's Keith. That's that's her husband.

863
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 1: Stay at her house, at her house, except I'm gonna

864
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: tell her husband that you've been cheating. I should go well,

865
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: yeah I should, all right, Marcus, Well good luck to you.

866
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: Find a place to sleep tonight, all right, yeah, all

867
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:07,919
Speaker 1: right bye think Okay, by a chipper, Miley, I'm really

868
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: sorry you had to find that out that it's terrible

869
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: batter late than ever. Yeah, it was like a total

870
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 1: a hole yep, yep. Yeah. Well trust your gut next time.

871
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: I mean, this time it was obviously true. So you'll

872
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: find somebody that won't cheat on you. That little tree

873
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 1: you good, you'll be happy with Yes you will, and

874
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: maybe they have a cat who knows or not? All right, well,

875
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: good luck, okay, all right, thank you. The Jewels shows

876
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: were of the Roses. The Jewils Show on demand Jebils

877
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret text

878
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: in four one six one. If you have something you

879
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,439
Speaker 1: want to get off your chest, we would gladly pluck

880
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 1: it right off in your chest, for I have to

881
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: do It's text us four one six one. Tell us

882
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret. And remember, if you

883
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: come on the show to tell us something, you can

884
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: tell us anything. Because we always keep you anonymous. We

885
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. That's why everybody

886
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname when they call in and

887
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 1: on the phone. Right now, she's been on a few times.

888
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: It tells a dirty little secret. But why not have

889
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: her on again? Martha Stewart? Martha Martha Stewart is back on?

890
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: What's up? Martha Stewart? How are you? How are you?

891
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: I love the nickname already? You sound different every time? Yeah,

892
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: that's how That's how it is being Martha Stewart. He

893
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: had a different voice every time. So what's your dirty

894
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: little secret about? Okay? So I did something that could

895
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 1: have possibly ruined my friendship, but it didn't. It actually

896
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,479
Speaker 1: kind of worked out pretty good. Okay. It's a dirty

897
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,280
Speaker 1: little secret that actually ended up being a dirty little positive.

898
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It is a dirty little positive. Okay,

899
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: what happened? Okay? So? Um I am gay? Okay, Um, yeah,

900
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: that hasn't been a secret for a long time, probably

901
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: since I was about eight. That's not your dirty little secret.

902
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: But I'm guessing it has to do with it or

903
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: you just start every conversation I'm gay, well sort of

904
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: kind of. It's a good leeway but um, but no, um,

905
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,720
Speaker 1: I have a very good best girlfriend and I told

906
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: her the truth, which was that no men could resist me.

907
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: Not a man in the world, not a man in

908
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: the world can resist you. You actually feel that way,

909
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: that's it's that's truth. That's not how I sang. How

910
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: do you how do you know? How do you do that? Yeah,

911
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: I'm if you see me, you wouldn't know. Okay, I

912
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,399
Speaker 1: can appreciate the confidence. Yes, well, see, the thing out

913
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: there is every guy thinks that they're straight, but it's

914
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 1: not true. Every man can be seduced by me specifically,

915
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: every man could be Yes, I mean you well, I am,

916
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: it's just me. I've known a few. I actually I've

917
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 1: known a few dudes like you, like if you a few.

918
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 1: I've had a few friends that were gay, and they're like,

919
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: oh yeah, give me Alan with a guy. I trust me,

920
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 1: I'll make him. I'll make him at least mess around.

921
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,439
Speaker 1: I just don't believe that you would take a home,

922
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 1: is what you were saying exactly. I don't think so.

923
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: Like I just I'm not interested in that. If you

924
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: like it, you like it, that's fine. You like what

925
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: you like. Um, I don't honestly don't think that you

926
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: would be able to seduce me if it was just

927
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: me and you alone. Dude, Yeah, it's just not for me. Well,

928
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: let me just tell you this. I mean, just this

929
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 1: was our little bet. She bet me that I could

930
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: not seduce her boyfriend. Oh boy. Yeah. Well, um, I

931
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: won't say if we did or not, but we absolutely did.

932
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, how did that happen? So she

933
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: bet me that I could not take him home? So

934
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 1: I personally took that as a mission to invite him

935
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: to a bar just me and him, and we had

936
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 1: a wonderful time. And uh yeah he went home with me.

937
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,760
Speaker 1: And the rest is up for interpretation. But wait, so

938
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 1: so does she know? Does he know? She knows? Um? Well,

939
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: I had to tell her. You know, I didn't know

940
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 1: if she was going to be pissed or not, but

941
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: I I told her, and you know, she ended up

942
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 1: being not too upset with it, to be honest. Yeah, okay,

943
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: she dared. I mean, she basically challenged you to do it.

944
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: She shouldn't be mad at you that you hooked up

945
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: with a boyfriend. I mean, this was just about to

946
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: see if you could seduce him. It didn't mean that

947
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: you actually had to hook up with him though. Well

948
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: see that's that's where I had my own little fun.

949
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: You know, I got to have my own fun with this, right,

950
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 1: So you asked if he knows, if she knows if

951
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: we hooked up, and of course he does, and we

952
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: also kind of hooked up together, all three of them. Ohoa, okay, wait,

953
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: so are you you're you're? Are you buy? Or you

954
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 1: just want to hook up with him? Uh? You'll know.

955
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: I didn't do anything with her. I was hopefully there. Yeah. Yeah,

956
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: all right, well that's just gross. Sound like it worked

957
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 1: out for you? Oh? Yes, absolutely, I am a very

958
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 1: happy camper. Yeah. Thanks for the dirty little Singermarth the Stewart.

959
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: You had to watch it English Evan, if I get

960
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: her alone in a room with you, might I don't

961
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: think so or d Yeah, that's not my thing, but

962
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: English seven for sure? The Englishman. All right, what's your

963
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? The Jebel Show on demand? Oh hello,

964
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: it's that time again. My name is Heinrich Kimblbug and

965
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 1: let's play beat Zebrit, beat beatzat beat him because he

966
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 1: is so stupid. Yes, the worst in my life. Yes,

967
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: definitely changed the lyrics. I want to point that out.

968
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: Just added a little bit on to beat Zabritt. It

969
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: is beat Zabritts, where we see just how smart the

970
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: dumb britt this man is. It's the only German American

971
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: game show with an English guy playing trivia. Literally, it's

972
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,800
Speaker 1: a weird combo. Let's send it on over to America

973
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: with Beat the Brett. And my name is Mark Thompson

974
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, I know to play you

975
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: it Beat the brit Today is Jamie. What's up, Jamie?

976
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm fabulous? How are you today? Pretty good? Great, Jamie.

977
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 1: So apparently you've listened to Beat the brit and a

978
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 1: quite a fan. I am quite a fan, and I'm

979
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 1: super excited to take you downright fighting to all right,

980
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 1: We're gonna send English Evan out of the studio. All right, Jamie,

981
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 1: the game is played like this, English seven is out

982
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: of the studio. You got thirty seconds answer as many

983
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,959
Speaker 1: questions as possible if you don't know when Jesse pass

984
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: and you have to beat English Evan out right to win.

985
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: Are you ready? I am ready? All right, Well here

986
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: we go, Jamie. Your time starts now. Technically, what color

987
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: is indigo? What is the name of the calendar we

988
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: use Julian? What is the quarterback? For the Tampa Who sorry,

989
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: who is the quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Oh,

990
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 1: Tom Brady. What is the scientific name for humans? Homeo Stapiens.

991
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,240
Speaker 1: The longest day of the year is called the winter Solstice?

992
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: What is it? What day does it start every year? Uh?

993
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: December twenty first? Who is Corney Kardashian dating? Right now? Boom?

994
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,439
Speaker 1: You got that in on time? Your time is up, though,

995
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: We'll bring Alex if you can take over hosting for

996
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: just one moment. Yeah, Water, Well, I think you did

997
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: really good, Jamie. I don't know yet because I don't

998
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: take the score, but I am pretty sure you did

999
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 1: really good. And Jamie, we're gonna bring Ingo seven back

1000
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: in the studio. But is there anything that you would

1001
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 1: like people to know about you the people at home

1002
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 1: viewing the game. Yes, um, not only am I a fan.

1003
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 1: It's rubbed off on my eleven year old son Bennett.

1004
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 1: He actually has a jewil original painting hanging in his

1005
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: bedroom that we got at one of your comedy shows.

1006
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: Oh nice is one of the life Life is part

1007
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 1: yea years ago or something, And he was eight years

1008
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: old and when I brought it home to him, his

1009
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: head almost exploded his course, it's hilarious moss parts and

1010
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 1: he's a boy. Awesome, Thank you, Je. We only did

1011
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 1: it a few times at comedy shows, so we know

1012
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: exact what you're talking about exactly. Lucky. Life is Farts

1013
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: only sold some of the art that that I used

1014
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: to do after some comedy shows. And yeah, you say

1015
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 1: life is art and then I add an f to it.

1016
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 1: I'm very creative like that. And we'll see how English are.

1017
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 1: Evan stacks up? All right, English? Ivan, are you ready

1018
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 1: to stack up? I'm ready to stack up? All right,

1019
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: here we go English seven. Your time starts now. Technically

1020
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: what color is indigo? Is purple? What is the name

1021
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 1: of the calendar we use? Um? The min Who is

1022
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 1: the quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Uh, Tom Brady.

1023
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 1: What is the scientific name for humans? Uh? Hoo sapan

1024
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: homeo homo sapan. Well, the longest day of the year

1025
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 1: is called the winter solstice. What day does it start

1026
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:52,840
Speaker 1: on every year? Uh? The twelfth of February. Who is

1027
00:55:52,920 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 1: Corny Cardassian dating right now? Oh? The drum Tom, no drama, Travis. Okay,

1028
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 1: you got that, Thank you, you got that one. And

1029
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: then sort of on time, we'll give it to you

1030
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: because I don't think he did very well. Let's send

1031
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 1: it on over to the scoreboard and see how you

1032
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,720
Speaker 1: guys actually did with our executive user, Bradley Cooper Norman.

1033
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: We'll start with Evans. Evan, you got too correct this time,

1034
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 1: too not bad? Did the Travis one? I did okay

1035
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 1: good the summer. I wouldn't just try to take points

1036
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 1: away from you. I know you love me. Thank you?

1037
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:26,239
Speaker 1: And uh, Jamie got four. She did. She crushed you

1038
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: from you, demolished the brit today by more than double congratulations.

1039
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: I can do the match up. Let's go over the answers,

1040
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 1: all right, to see just how many she got right

1041
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: and Evin didn't. Technically, Indigo is blue and the calendar

1042
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,839
Speaker 1: that we use is Gregorian. Never even heard of it.

1043
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 1: And then I thought Eye was gonna say wall. He

1044
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 1: said the Mayan, which is already expired. Yes, yeah, the

1045
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 1: Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The quarterback is Tom Brady. Yeah. And

1046
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 1: Homo sapiens it's a scientific name for humans. Wait, I

1047
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: got that right. Now, you didn't see which is two

1048
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 1: different words? Correct? The you know what? I never do

1049
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,399
Speaker 1: this for you, but I'll give you a half a point.

1050
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 1: Oh thank you. You still lose. So December twenty one

1051
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: is the longest day of the year in the winter solstice,

1052
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 1: and then Travis Barker is dating Marty Kardashian. Yeah, I

1053
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: see it all over the websites. You almost didn't get

1054
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 1: that one though. You didn't. You almost didn't. I see

1055
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: it all over the websites. Jamie, Congratulations, relations you did

1056
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 1: a really good job. Congratulations Jamie. You beat the Brits,

1057
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 1: straight up good job. Who play Beat the britt every

1058
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: single Tuesday and Thursday at this time, So be here

1059
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: next time when we play beats So Dumb and Stupid

1060
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 1: Getting SMARTA no, no no. The Jebel Show on demand