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Speaker 1: The one, the only, the world's most disruptive podcast. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Iron Dome of Disruption, the Ziggity the Ziggity,

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Speaker 1: a year. Anyway. So Tommy Botox announced that he was

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Speaker 1: coming back, and I gotta tell you I was happy.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy, all right. I'm happy for fucking football fans.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy for myself. I'm happy for Tampa Bay buccaneer fans.

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00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: I'm really happy for people that still love the Patriots.

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Speaker 1: I hope they beat their ass. Unfinished business, tom I

474
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: hope the Patriots improve, and I hope the Buccaneers kicked

475
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: their fucking ass. But it was forty days, forty days

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00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: since Tommy Botox, Tommy Brady retired. He's been this place,

477
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: he's been that place. They lost to the Rams and

478
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: that huge comeback. Godwin was hurt. We all know what

479
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: happened and what continues to be going on with Antonio Brown.

480
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 1: He's on that Kanye West. That's right. I bet your

481
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: Gronkowski will be back, and I say why not. The

482
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: NFC is wide open. I want to see Tommy ball game,

483
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: run it back and get to the super Bowl. Seven rings,

484
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: fifteen Pro Bowls, three m vps, five Super Bowl MVPs.

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00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: He's the most this, He's the most. That shout out

486
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Speaker 1: to my man who heckled me in the d M said,

487
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: I better give Lebron for his ten k ten k

488
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: ten k, and he'll get his fucking He'll get his time.

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00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: I'll put my sword down in the ground for Lebron

490
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: James when he retires. Until then, he deserves the beatings

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00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: that he's going to continue to get with his fifty

492
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: points here and his fifty points there. Stats stuff and fuck,

493
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: but Tommy is back. The goat is back. Listen, going

494
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,479
Speaker 1: to your kid's recitals, going to your kids football games,

495
00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: traveling with Giselle. She seems like a nice woman. I'm

496
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: sure she's a great wife and a great mom. But

497
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: Tom's like a funk. All that fuck funk, all that

498
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: goofy ship. Nothing is more exciting than having Aaron Donald

499
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: come chasing me. There's nothing you could do, Giselle that

500
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: will be as exciting and as fulfilling as Aaron Donald

501
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: or Joey Boss are one of these goons coming after

502
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: Tom Brady. Him throwing a fucking laser down the field,

503
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: sitting on the bench with two minutes and twenty two

504
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: seconds trying to figure out a way. His kids are great,

505
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that, but it's overrated. Trust me. Those

506
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: recitals suck. Okay. I was at many of them. Many

507
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: were signing those with my kids, singing, dancing, spelling bees.

508
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: Oh I learned this and then in the you know,

509
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: in the science class, Oh, I learned that in astrology.

510
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: Funk all that Tom Brady's like, I'm trying to escape

511
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: the midst of Aaron Donald. I'm trying to figure out

512
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 1: a way to beat Patrick, my homeboy. That's fulfilling. And

513
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: when you retire as quick as he did with what

514
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: could have or should have or what arguably was an

515
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: m v P season, you can't go out like that,

516
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: coming just this close away from making it back to

517
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: the super Bowl again with one of your best seasons.

518
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: Fuck them recitals. He probably went to go see his

519
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: kids play a couple of basketball games softball. He was like,

520
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: they ain't ship. My kids ain't shit. My daughter's cute,

521
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: she's beautiful. Gazelle's a painting the funk. I gotta get

522
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: back to training camp. I gotta get back to my

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00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: avocado ice cream. Who needs this ship? You go to

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00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: one of your kids recitals, you go to one of

525
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:10,839
Speaker 1: your kids after school events. You've seen them all. Trust me. Now,

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00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: I don't have daughters. I know it's different when you're

527
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: a girl dad. But he has sons. Also, trust me.

528
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: All these parents time I'm a girl dad, I'm a

529
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: girl that they talk about how great it is. Uh.

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00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: You never hear anybody saying I'm a boy dad. I'm

531
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: a boy dad. It's so that it's a funk. Those

532
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: little fuckers drive you nuts. Tom is not ready to

533
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,720
Speaker 1: give it up, and I say, good, good, good, good,

534
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 1: good good. The NFL is better, sports are better. The

535
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 1: world is better when guys like Lebron James are playing,

536
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: when guys like Tommy fucking Bow Talks are playing. Welcome back,

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00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 1: tom Bow? What else happened? There's no way we're gonna

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00:34:54,880 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: get to everything on this podcast. There's there's no way. Uh,

539
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 1: there's no way I'm gonna be able to get to

540
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 1: everything because I don't I don't just dip in. Okay,

541
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: I'm telling you now, there's no way we're gonna be

542
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: able to get to everything because I already see the

543
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 1: docket and I got special requests. You better, Willie Hudge,

544
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: Juicy Jesse smole, I llow Juicy Jesse Smole. This fucking idiot,

545
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 1: he's a fucking idiot. Got sentenced the other day two

546
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: hundred fifty days in the can the Who's goal in

547
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: prison jail and thirty days of probation plus a hundred

548
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:47,760
Speaker 1: and fifty dollar fine. Good, you fucking asshole. You listen

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00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 1: the gringo man Dingo us we here at the I

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00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: Am Wrappaport Stereo Punkats. We've been all over this fuck

551
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: from the jump Street. Okay, we even caught heat from

552
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: fans for not believing his story from the start. But

553
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: you see that I'm sniffing. I'm smelling something. Didn't smell right, something,

554
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 1: something just saying right, something, something, John staying right. To

555
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: quote the great Keith Schweint. That faithful night, That faithful night,

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00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: January twenty nine, the coldest night of the year in Chicago,

557
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: just month, month and a half before COVID ship it

558
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: all over us. This dummy, he said he was punched

559
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: in the face city, had an unknown chemical poured on him.

560
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 1: Said it was Bleach, said that two masked Maga people

561
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: wearing Maga hats at two thirty in the morning on

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00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: the coldest night of the year. I mean in Chicago

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00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: to be considered the coldest night of the year. We're

564
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: talking about the bottom of the brick. We're talking about

565
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: the brick on the ground in the middle of the street,

566
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: the lonely brick, the brick that's just sitting there like

567
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: that ship is like a fucking ice ball. Brick said

568
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: he went to go get him motherfucking meat ball Marinara

569
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: sandwich from subway the next day, January nineteen, and outpouring

570
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: of support from celebrities, Kamala Harris, this activist. That activist,

571
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris said it was a modern day lynching. The

572
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: cast of his show is it called Empire? Oh, poor

573
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:46,240
Speaker 1: Juicy Jesse thirty one refused to hand over his phone

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00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: February one. A few days later he spoke for the

575
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: first time. February second. This fucking asshole had a concert

576
00:37:56,239 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: I believe in California who cares where. He got on

577
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: stage and said he was the gay Tupac. Miles Jordan

578
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: played the cook where this fucking guy proclaimed himself to

579
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: be the gay Tupac. Because for some reason people think

580
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 1: that I'm calling him the gay Tupac, that I gave

581
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: him that name. I would never compare you to Tupac

582
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: in any way, shape or formed. Dude, you did that

583
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 1: to yourself. You did to see yourself, you dummy. You

584
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: kept going. You were charged behind the police, you were arrested,

585
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: You got kicked off of Empire. You did this to yourself.

586
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: You paid them two brothers that apparently you guys were

587
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 1: freaking off giving each other hand jobs and all kind

588
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: of wow ship. You talk about you the Gate Tupac. Oh, no,

589
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 1: even pick dick. Donald Trump backed you up until this

590
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: is an embarrassment to the nation. Then you got sued

591
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: by the City of Chicago. You're dumb, right, you just

592
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: got put in jail for a hundred and fifty days.

593
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: And when you were walking into court, you dumb funk,

594
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 1: you were still talking ship on some stokely car, Michael

595
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: with your hand up in the air, on some black

596
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: power ship. Yo, fuck the race ship. You ain't no

597
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: freedom fighter, you ain't no civil rights leader. You're a

598
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: race hustler, a cookie crazy race hustler. Motherfucker. You should

599
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,399
Speaker 1: have did what I said. You should have said. I

600
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: was on that synthetic. I was skied up. I was

601
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: snow and I was on that snow that ski I

602
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 1: was skiing down them mountains, up and down them mountains.

603
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: I was bugging. I apologize to the City of Chicago.

604
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: I apologize to the two brothers that I paid. I

605
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: apologize to everybody, to Charagi, to Terence. I'm about to

606
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 1: go to Nancy Ford, the Nancy Ford Clinic and get

607
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: my mind right. I was skiing them clouds. I was

608
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 1: on that synthetic. That synthetic had my mind fuck up.

609
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: You didn't want to do that. Keep the Willie Hudg

610
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: going you want to perpetrate fraud. You wanna fake Jack's.

611
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: Now you're in jail and it's continuing to fake Jack's,

612
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,240
Speaker 1: is continuing to pop ship, continuing to bring attention to himself,

613
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: when you know this ship was all fu Ghanzi. It's

614
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: a bad actor playing a bad role in a bad movie.

615
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: That is going to stop. Now you're doing a hundred

616
00:40:55,560 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 1: and fifty fucking days, Terrence Howard, Tyler Perry, nobody's coming

617
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,879
Speaker 1: to get you out. I'm gonna fuck there's not a

618
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 1: smidge of evidence that shows what you said actually happened. Actually,

619
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: happy sit man. I'm actually getting tired of talking about

620
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: this fucking guy. I'm getting tired talking about this fucking guy. Man.

621
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: He made a mockery of himself, made a mockery of

622
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: the city of Chicago. It made a mockery of anybody

623
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: who's continued to back him. I don't know why motherfucker's

624
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: are backing him. There's so many more worthy people that

625
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 1: have been accused of crimes that are innocent than this

626
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: fucking dude. You want to back somebody, you know, there's

627
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 1: plenty of people that deserve Taragi's support. There's plenty of

628
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 1: people that deserve. Uh, some of these celebrities that are

629
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: somehow somebody's still back in this dude, there's innocent black

630
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: people in jail right now that you could be supporting.

631
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: Besides this fucking this guy's a fucking clown. The color,

632
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 1: sexuality or any of that, goofy ship when else it's

633
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: going on. I'm not I'm not gonna get the DeShawn Watson.

634
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:16,760
Speaker 1: But DeShawn Watson is not facing criminal charges. DeShawn Watson

635
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: is not facing criminal charges. His reputation will never be fixed.

636
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 1: I don't know how that works. That's big money ship

637
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: right there. That's big fucking NFL Texas Houston money right

638
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: there that got him out of that. That's big contract,

639
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: big money that made a civil suit could be pending.

640
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: He's got to leave Houston. He innocent, will proven guilty,

641
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: and he was. They did a grand jury. They didn't

642
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: have enough on him. You gotta be careful out of

643
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: here with this ship. You gotta be careful out here

644
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 1: with this ship. The other thing that I must talk about,

645
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: and I'm only gonna talk about a brief fleet because

646
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: everybody's got the lowdown. First of all, shout out to

647
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: my man O G Paul Wall, who gave me the

648
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 1: review of Donda. He basically said it was trash. He

649
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: doesn't speak the way I speak, but he basically said

650
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: it was just patched together and piece together. And when

651
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: everybody's cursing, because there's some curses on it, it's all

652
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: bleeped out. It sounds crazy. Fucking people humping upstairs. Fuck

653
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: these people. Um. Shout out to my man O G.

654
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: Paul Wall for always uh supporting the Iron Wrap por

655
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: Stereo podcast. I hope everything is good down there in Houston. Um.

656
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 1: But this Kanye Pete Davidson ship, this Kanye Kim Kardashian ship,

657
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure everybody has seen it. And and

658
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: you know, I don't talk much about my past, you know,

659
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: my personal personal ship, but you know I went through

660
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 1: a divorce and it sucked, you know, on many levels,

661
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,240
Speaker 1: and I wanted to get divorced. But when you're actually

662
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 1: getting divorced, you don't want to get divorced. At least

663
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get divorced because you feel like

664
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: you failed. You know, you feel like you failed. I

665
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: should have never even been married to my my my

666
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: first wife, to be honest with you, she just was

667
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 1: not the right motherfucker for me to be married to. Nonetheless,

668
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: we've got two great kids. But when you go through divorce,

669
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 1: I have to say, when when seeing that Kanye documentary

670
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: and knowing that he truly has mental illness, and then understanding,

671
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 1: like I saw a post of him and he's bugging

672
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:47,240
Speaker 1: for sure, But I get that ship in these circumstances,

673
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: not wanting to lose your family and these circumstances, not

674
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: wanting to lose what he thinks he wants, not wanting

675
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: to lose the status of being married, not to Kim Kardashian,

676
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: but being a married man. You know, being a married

677
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: man with your four kids. You want the white picket fence.

678
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: You want to live happily ever after. You want to

679
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: be the grandfather and the great grandfather. But sometimes, and

680
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: a lot of times, and most of the times, it

681
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 1: just doesn't work out like that. And I understand how

682
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: he's you know, feeling I feel bad for him, and

683
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 1: you know, I pop shit about him because he deserves

684
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 1: that too. But you know, relationships ending, they're hard, man,

685
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: They're hard for everybody. I'm sure they're hard for the kids.

686
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: And motherfucker's banging around up there stomping around up there.

687
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: He's fox Cat. Can you guys hear that ship? Fucking

688
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 1: assholes stomping around miserable fox bitch never stops moving her feet.

689
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: Probably a fucking great defensive player at his bitch upstairs. Anyway,

690
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: I feel bad for Kanye. You know Pete Davidson apparently

691
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,800
Speaker 1: allegedly sending text back saying I'm in bed with your wife.

692
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 1: You'd have to step to him. Fuck all that. I

693
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: don't go funk what you're saying. If I'm Kanye West

694
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: and you're antagonized in the situation, and then Money's like, yeah,

695
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,720
Speaker 1: I'm in bed with your wife, and then you respond

696
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 1: by saying come to Sunday service. He's not trying to

697
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: come to Sunday service, Kanye West. He's in bed skeeting off.

698
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: You call him Skeet Davids. He is in bed skeating off.

699
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: You talk about come to Sunday service. He's having a

700
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: Sunday service with your wis Duke ship. They're having their

701
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: own Sunday service during their smoking weed, freaking off. There's

702
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: nannies for each and every one of those fucking kids.

703
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: He now worrying about coming to those Sunday. Why would

704
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: any want to come anybody want to come to that

705
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: ship anyway? When I'm freaking off, it's Sunday morning, you

706
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: popping ship, busting off. I'm busting nuts. So Pete Davidson,

707
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: you know it's like, Yo, funk all that. But you

708
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,839
Speaker 1: don't have to fight funk that can you're talking all

709
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: that ship on that. You'd have to you have to

710
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 1: go over there and like he's not trying to cut

711
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: you say, will come this funk all Sunday service. You

712
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: have to go over to the crib and step the

713
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: money and be like, Yo, we're throwing the funk down.

714
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: Funk all that, you talk all that. I'm from Chicago.

715
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 1: I'm that's the time you really need your Chicago chip

716
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: to come out, because my man is not playing. He said, Yo,

717
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:39,240
Speaker 1: fuck your Sunday Service. I just busted off on your wife.

718
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: You call me Skeet Davidson. I'm skeet skeet, skeet, skeet skeeting.

719
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: They called me Pete the skeate. Now your wife calls

720
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: me Pete the skeet because I skeet skeet, skeet, skeet skeet.

721
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:57,720
Speaker 1: Oh man, anyway, in all series is I do relate

722
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: to what Kanye is going through because I've been through that.

723
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,879
Speaker 1: I went through it as a teenager. I went through

724
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: it as in my twenties, I went through when I

725
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: was getting divorced. I I understand it, and I wish

726
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: that dude well, and it would be you need to

727
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: do something because Pete Davidson ain't trying to come to

728
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: the Sunday Service. He's freaking off in your in your crib.

729
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: You probably picked the sheets and everything that's your crib.

730
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: You're the designer, You're the mastermind of all that. You

731
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: were talking ship and then he was like, Yo, I'm

732
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: in bed with your wife, Duke, what's Gucci? You hear

733
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's hold on? I got follow the fuck you

734
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 1: motherfucker's acting like they're sit your fucking ass down, fat.

735
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: So you're like walking around so much, it's beautiful out

736
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: go for a walk. You're fat? Fuck fat ass? Fuck,

737
00:48:56,239 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: shut up, fucking animal. Why do I always know when

738
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: these people are home? Why do I know when they're

739
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: in their living room, in their bedroom, in their bathroom.

740
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: I shouldn't know that fucking pig. Anyway, I'm done. Listen

741
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 1: what I want you to do is to tell a

742
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,439
Speaker 1: friend to tell a friend to listen to the Iron

743
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 1: rapp Reports Stereo. Ask your friend, ask your cousin. Do

744
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: you a funk with the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast? And

745
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: if you're in Spokane, no, I'll be in Spokane April fool,

746
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Speaker 1: April one, April two, in Tampa Bay, all right down

747
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: there with Tom Brady. I'm gonna try to get Tom

748
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: Brady to come to the show. That would be let

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Speaker 1: something real nice, take me out with something real prefect,

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Speaker 1: but most importly, take me out of something real out

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