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Speaker 1: All right, the time is here. Listen the Iron Rapports

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Speaker 1: stereo podcast me G Moody, special guests, already Fucking Lane,

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Speaker 1: Already Lane and many more on a few more. We're

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Speaker 1: rocking live and direct Monday, October thirty at the Grammercy Theater.

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Speaker 1: That's right, I said it, already Fucking Lane, some other guests.

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Speaker 1: We're going hard body. The crowd is gonna be in

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Speaker 1: special guests, they're special guests. Okay, But of course the

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Speaker 1: stars of the show or G Moody lasting rams with

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Speaker 1: Duty and myself the Grammercy Theater nine pm live podcast

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Speaker 1: and book signing. Bring your books, bring your t shirts,

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Speaker 1: It's our city. Tommy g is gonna be there, and

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you there's gonna be some special guests Monday

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Speaker 1: You know what we do alright. On today's I Am

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Speaker 1: Rappaport Stereo podcast, I'm breaking down the wacky, wonderful, outrageous

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Speaker 1: It was crazy, it was dope. I did book signings

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Speaker 1: live and direct from the gloom Tomb of New York City.

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Speaker 1: If you hear some honking, if you hear some construction,

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Speaker 1: name of the show is The Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast.

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Speaker 1: My name is Michael Rappaport a K. The Grego Man Dingo,

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Speaker 1: a K. White, Mike, a K. Mr White. Folks. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm going solo on that ass today. G Moody, last

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Speaker 1: name rhymes with duty. Uh. He missed his fucking flight.

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Speaker 1: He was in Los Angeles and he missed his fucking flight,

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Speaker 1: So I had to go solo on that ass. Um.

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Speaker 1: We'll be discussing Mr Moody's missed flight on the next podcast. Uh.

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Speaker 1: But like Snoop Dogg says, I went solo on that

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Speaker 1: ass and it's still the same long beach TikTok is

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Speaker 1: where I served my sane. Um, what can I say?

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Speaker 1: I've had a crazy ass week. Okay. My book, this

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Speaker 1: book has ball Sports rants from the m v P

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Speaker 1: of Talking Trash, came out on the of October and

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Speaker 1: it has been a NonStop whirlwind of shit talking, promoting,

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Speaker 1: first of all, I want to say all the people

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Speaker 1: that bought the book that have hit me up on Twitter, Instagram,

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Speaker 1: Facebook and Snapchat. Yo, you have no idea how much

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Um. Obviously, I'm not a natural born writer.

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Speaker 1: My name is Rappaport, not Shakespeare. UM. So it was

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Speaker 1: a really really hard process. We got it done. Me

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Speaker 1: with me, doing the damn thing when the in the trenches. UM. So,

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Speaker 1: everybody who's bought the book so far, the audio book,

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Speaker 1: hit me up, Amazon reviews, all that ship the correspondence,

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Speaker 1: I see all of it. All the people that came

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Speaker 1: out to the book signing out a bookends in Ridgewood,

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Speaker 1: I can't remember everybody's name, but there was a good

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Speaker 1: handful of you guys. Yo. It's always loved it. Means

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Speaker 1: so much to me, and especially with the book. You

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Speaker 1: know the podcast. I when I'm talking to you, people

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Speaker 1: home base. So I see all of it. I think

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Speaker 1: I've gone back to every single one of you. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you're enjoying the book, you cock suckers. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna yello my own fans. You motherfucker's you selfish cock suckers.

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Speaker 1: You didn't buy my fucking book. I wrote that fucking

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Speaker 1: fucking book, the fucking hardcover, the fucking audio book, you

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Speaker 1: um yellowing of my own fans. I don't think any

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Speaker 1: other podcast has ever screened obscenities at the people that

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Speaker 1: have made the podcast of success. But I'm doing it. Listen.

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Speaker 1: If you don't read, I get it. I'm not sucking

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Speaker 1: some literate, big time reader. Get the goddamn audio book.

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Speaker 1: It's like seven and a half hours of a podcast extravaganza.

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Speaker 1: You could get it on Amazon, you get on iTunes,

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Speaker 1: get it any single listen. Can't spoon feed you. All right,

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Speaker 1: I just want people to have to, like all the

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Speaker 1: hipster fox all the people that think they're so cool.

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Speaker 1: I want them to have to introduce me as best

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Speaker 1: for all the motherfucker's that think they're so cool, for

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Speaker 1: all the teachers that called me disruptive, every single one

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Speaker 1: of them. I want it bad. I don't ask for much. Okay. Nonetheless,

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Speaker 1: the moment has come. The book is available, This book

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Speaker 1: has bowls dot com. Get it any which way you

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Speaker 1: fucking want. Okay, But all the people that have been

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Speaker 1: And um, obviously I've been talking about it here and uh,

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Speaker 1: this for like two weeks. Was the Howard Stern Show,

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Speaker 1: second team Fox. No, the big Boy, okay, the big Boy.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna go on the Howard Sterns Show. And

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Speaker 1: who fuck? At seven? Oh, one Jason Caplan Elefante the

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Speaker 1: My books coming out blah blah blah blah blah. It's

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Speaker 1: Fuck the shaving brush my teeth, throwing a pear of jeane,

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Speaker 1: off the script, a good talk show host won't get rattled.

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Speaker 1: But some talk show hosts can't flow like that. Like

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Speaker 1: my man Craig Ferguson, who used to have his CBS show.

420
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 1: He didn't even do a pre interview. He just wanted

421
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: to free for all. When I did the Stephen Colbert Show,

422
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 1: some of that was free for all, some of it wasn't.

423
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 1: But you know, like I could tell he was like,

424
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: oh ship, he's cursing and all that. But they also

425
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: told me to curse. I talked about that on the

426
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: Iron rapp or stereo post whatever. So but I just

427
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 1: had a feeling. I said, they said, Wendy's excited. She's

428
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: a fan. He was. I was like, dope, I'm a

429
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 1: fan of hers. You know, I know she likes to

430
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 1: talk ship. I like to talk ship. My name in

431
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 1: my book is this book has both uh, sports rans

432
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 1: from the m v P of Talking Trash. So I

433
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: have to show I have to show my ass. I

434
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 1: got a book coming out called The m v P

435
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,640
Speaker 1: of Talking Trash. I have to get busy all week

436
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: anything that has to do with talking trash, whether it's Housewives,

437
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:55,400
Speaker 1: whether it's Lebron James fucked up hair, whether it's The Nicks.

438
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: I'm ready to rock all day, every day to promote

439
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 1: this book, to let people know that yes, I am,

440
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 1: in fact the m v P of Talking Trash. So

441
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 1: all the people that Wendy Williams show, we're very nice,

442
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: nice to you know, very excited for me to be there.

443
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 1: Made me feel very comfortable. Um, I get my I

444
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 1: had about half an hour to chill, got my fucking

445
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: head together, repeated the same story that I repeated to

446
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: you about waking up late. I meet Wendy's husband, who's

447
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,640
Speaker 1: who happens to be from Brownsville. What we talked about

448
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 1: a lot on this show because g Moody last name

449
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: rhymes a duty. He's from there. I grew up out there.

450
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: I have a lot of affection for Brownsville section of Brooklyn.

451
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: We had people in common. He's the same age as me,

452
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: and maybe a year or two younger. Um. Another one

453
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 1: of his friends who worked at the show, Wendy Williams.

454
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: I can't remember his name either, because I was really

455
00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: fucking razzle dazzle moving a hundred miles pour. He played

456
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: ball with me and g and all of our other

457
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: mutual friends and Browns. So I was like, this is cool.

458
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: I feel comfortable here, just just from those who's and

459
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 1: the producers were cool. Everybody was nice. Everybody was was

460
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: very gracious. Get my ship together. I actually did like

461
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: a radio interview with some some thing in between. I'm

462
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: getting ready about about fifteen minutes before I get ready

463
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: to go out to do the live Wendy Williams show,

464
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: and it's bumping in there. The music is bumping like

465
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 1: the stages I think downstairs, but you could hear the

466
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 1: ship rocking like boom boom. I guess they play music. Um,

467
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: you know when the show is about to start to

468
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: to get the crowd warmed up, to get everybody excited,

469
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: but they're playing like that ninetieshift. I'm hearing Biggie, but

470
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: I'm just hearing like bom bom because it's downstairs, but

471
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 1: you could hear it. Biggie big a game with one

472
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: more chance, Wiggy Wiggy Bigame one more and I'm like, Okay,

473
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: this is gonna be dope. So fifteen minutes before the

474
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: actual Wendy Williams show starts and I'm gonna be on

475
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,120
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes into the show, So a half hour before

476
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm about to go on, the producer comes into me goes, listen,

477
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 1: I got a note from our lawyer that you can't curse.

478
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 1: And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Now, he's

479
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,919
Speaker 1: not being a dick, he's just relating it to me.

480
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, I'm not a fucking clown. Like,

481
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: I know it's the Wendy Williams. I know it's during

482
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: daytime television. I know it's not cable. I know it's

483
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: not a podcast. I know. He's like, well, you know,

484
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 1: she just wanted to make sure that you're aware that

485
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: you can't curse. I'm like, I can't even believe that

486
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: a lawyer is saying that to me. So I'm like,

487
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: where the funk is this lady? Because I want to

488
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 1: have I want to have I want to break her

489
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: fucking ball. I'm assumed to be New York Times best

490
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: selling author of this book has bowls sports ran from

491
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: the MVP of talking. This is my fucking day. Okay.

492
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: I don't need to be ridiculed and criticized. Okay. So

493
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: so um the lawyer comes down. I go listen, lady, uh,

494
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: I know how to fucking speak without cursing. Okay, I

495
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: know what the funk I'm doing. She's like, I know, well,

496
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: you're not actually the first person. You know, we've had

497
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: to tell other people before. I go, well, I'm not

498
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: other people. I'm sucking Mike Rap, I'm the gringo, man

499
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: fucking dingo. We told this one, We told that one.

500
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 1: We gave the same talking to to Wanda Sykes. I go, oh,

501
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: that's my girl wanted the Sykes. I go, what do

502
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: you want? The Sykes tell you when you told her

503
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,239
Speaker 1: not to curse, well, she cursed me out. I said, well,

504
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the same thing. Get the funk out

505
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: of here. So she could tell I was playing, But

506
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: I was like, are you fucking kidding me? So I

507
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: tell the producers, like, go listen, man, I'm gonna curse

508
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,479
Speaker 1: on the show. He goes, all right, he goes, as

509
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: long as you curse just once. It's fine because we

510
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: have a ten seconds today. I go, okay, good, because

511
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna curse because now I feel like I have

512
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: to curse because I didn't know people expecting me to curse. Okay,

513
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 1: and I didn't know people thought that I couldn't talk

514
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: without cursing. She says, yeah, you could do one curse.

515
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: We'll beeping. So I go out there with and then

516
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,959
Speaker 1: I say, Wendy, you know the crowd's going fucking crazy

517
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: when I come out there. They go crazy for everybody,

518
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: but they were excited to see me because Wendy was

519
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: excited to see me. And they know the gringo man

520
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: Dingo had his book come out just hours before the show.

521
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: They know the gringo man Dingo doesn't funk around, because

522
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: that's what I was saying about the Bill Simmonston, A

523
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: couple of podcasts to go. When I come on to

524
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams Show, of course, I know it benefits me,

525
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: but I know I'm gonna turn up because I wanted

526
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: to be the best fucking Wendy Williams Show segment that

527
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: I can make it. So the crowd is geeked up.

528
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: I'm geeked up. I come out there. I told Wendy,

529
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah, your lawyer is breaking my bulls.

530
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: These motherfucker' stought I couldn't curse. Crowd laughs. Wendy laughs.

531
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 1: She goes, oh no, he didn't. You know, she talks.

532
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: We do the segment. You know what I do. The

533
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: dingo tore ship down, told a couple of jokes, smiles,

534
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,239
Speaker 1: played a little segment from The Wendy Williams Show. How

535
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: long have you been right to this lovely? We've been

536
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: married now almost a year, but we've known we've dated

537
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: for like seven years. So we when she was actually

538
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 1: my my first real girlfriend when I was like twenty three.

539
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: But then you took a wife. I got. I made

540
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: a mistake. I married a white girl. I'm I'm just playing.

541
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: I'm just playing. I'm just playing. So I did the

542
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: damn thing. It was fantastic. Couldn't have been more gracious

543
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: and and and and happy to have me on the show.

544
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: I was, of course excited to be there. Left there,

545
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: felt like a champion. Gave everybody high fives. Said about

546
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: the Wendy's husband said about him. My other dude from

547
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: Browns went about my business. It was a fantastic episode

548
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: of the Wendy Williams Show, and I was happy to

549
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: be there. I funk with Wendy Williams. Then I proceeded

550
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 1: to do more and more and more radio interviews. So

551
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: now when you do radio interviews there by phone. So

552
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: I do radio interviews people local radio in New York.

553
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: I do radio radio interviews people in Chicago. Now it's

554
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: probably like around eleven am East Coast time. I'm doing

555
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: radio interviews from this one now, when each one's about

556
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: ten minutes, they're all asking me this, asking me that. Um.

557
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 1: The day before I had to the Breakfast Club interview

558
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: with Charlemagne the God. Shout out to those fucking guys,

559
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: because they gave me crazy love. They gave me crazy

560
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: love just in general and for the book. It was dope.

561
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to expect because they funk around

562
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: with people. And I told him, I said, game, recognized

563
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: his game. I didn't know what to expect nothing but

564
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: Love tore it up in their talk shit in there.

565
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: But the day before, when I had done the Breakfast Club,

566
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,719
Speaker 1: I had told the story that I believe I've hinted

567
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: at on this year I am Rapports Stereo podcast. If

568
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: you've been rocking from the beginning, I've insinuated this, if

569
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: you've come to see our live shows, I've been sinuated then.

570
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: But I said I was gonna really break the whole

571
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: ship down in the book. Not that I need motherfucking

572
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: Lebron James to sell my book, but like I was like, Yo,

573
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna tell that story, I'm gonna tell it

574
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: in my book. So I had told the story which

575
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: is in the book, which I'll share with you guys.

576
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: For the people that are listening to the podcast. The

577
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: greedy cocksuckers that won't even spend the fucking thirteen dollars

578
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: to buy my fucking book. He fox you. I I

579
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: led you, you cocksuckers. I'll do it again. I'll fucking

580
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: do it again. So at the two thousand and ten

581
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: I don't even fact check ship out of my own book.

582
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: I mean the two thousand ten or the two thousand

583
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: eleven Celebrity All Star Game. Lebron James disrespected me and

584
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: my kids. He disrespected my kids. I don't care about me.

585
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: Fuck them, fuck him, fuck his hairline, fuck his fucked

586
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: up shoes. Fuck is over, groomed overman escaped beard fuck him,

587
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: but he was rude to me and my kids at

588
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 1: the Celebrity All Star Game. Now, I am, of course

589
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: a former Celebrity All Star Game m v P. That's

590
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: my house. So at that game, which I wasn't playing in,

591
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: who the funk knows why they didn't want me back.

592
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: They wanted somebody else to win the MVP that year.

593
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: Whatever I was there, I did some on air commentating

594
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: with ESPN at the time. I think with my girl

595
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: Michelle Beatle, who I funk with hard Body Karate after

596
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: the game. Lebron was at the Celebrity All Star Game,

597
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: which is for the fans. It's not even a real

598
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: fucking game. Okay. I know I have a m v

599
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: P trope. I know it's not a real valid m

600
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: v P trophy. Okay, I'm just sharing that with you people,

601
00:34:55,560 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 1: because this is the Iron Wrappers Stereo podcast. Walked over

602
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 1: with my kids, who by the way, have met everybody.

603
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: They're not impressed. Okay, their father is the coolest motherfucker

604
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: in any room that they enter into, no matter who

605
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: the fund is in there, including Princess James. I don't

606
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: even think they have to go meet them. I said, Yo,

607
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: we're gonna go. Say what's up to Lebron. That's it,

608
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 1: what's up? Pound boom, eye contact, smile, keep it moving.

609
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: I walk over. This motherfucker turns his back on me

610
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: and my eleven and nine year old son who may

611
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,879
Speaker 1: have been ten and eight because I don't fact check,

612
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh shit, bitch, please. He looked

613
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: me in the eyes and turned his back on me

614
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: and my motherfucking kids. Fuck that bitch. My kid's face dropped.

615
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:52,760
Speaker 1: My face dropped. Their face dropped more because my face dropped.

616
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,720
Speaker 1: And that's when ship got personal with me and Lebron.

617
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: James dare you have it? Okay? But the aint of

618
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 1: the matter is when I was doing the press the

619
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:10,919
Speaker 1: next day the book day. The day the book came out,

620
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: everybody had heard about it because it was The Breakfast

621
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 1: Club and like the Ship was on TMZ, the ship

622
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: was on TMZ Sports and people funk with the Breakfast

623
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: Club hard. So every interview I do, they they're asking

624
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: about it. So I reiterate the story. Whatever, it's cool

625
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 1: selling the book. I brought it up. You know, I'm

626
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: not surprised I'm telling the same So I must have

627
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: done by by two. I did like fifteen radio interviews,

628
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 1: all of which are about, you know, five to ten

629
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: minutes in length, talking about that telling and what's why

630
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 1: do buy, What's what's so good about the book? What

631
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: are you up to? White famous blah blah blah blah

632
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. So I get to about

633
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: two thirty three o'clock, some clown with some corn but

634
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: I don't even know this motherfucker's name. On an NBC

635
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: sports radio show. He insinuates during the beginning of the

636
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: interview before he even and says the name of my

637
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: motherfucking book. This cornball, who I seriously don't know what

638
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 1: his fucking name is, insinuates that I was lying about

639
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: the story and then I made the ship up, and

640
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, duke. He said, well, no, no, no, you

641
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: brought your kids into it. I said, yeah, I brought

642
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,760
Speaker 1: my kids into it. There, my motherfucking kids. It really happened.

643
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 1: He's like, well, you're saying it happened now, my man,

644
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:29,280
Speaker 1: Hold the funk up. I ain't saying ship. I'm telling

645
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: a factual truth, real news. Anyway. He's like, so, what

646
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: else your problems with Lebron. So I go overall, you

647
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: know because in the in the chapter on the Lebron thing,

648
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: most of it has nothing to do with basketball. And

649
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna bore you with the Big three ship.

650
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: We talked about it all the time. But I break

651
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: down some reasons that I have to do with basketball.

652
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: I break down that Lebron James unfollowed the Cleveland Cavaliers

653
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: while he was on the Cleveland Cavaliers on some Gwyneth

654
00:37:55,960 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: Paltrow uncoupling ship whatever. To my book, the ships, it's

655
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: funny and homeways starts, something goes, well, you know, he

656
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: didn't invent the big thing. I go, if you're gonna

657
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 1: try to compare to Boston, uh Celtics to LEBRONI because

658
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna do that. What about the Shaquille O'Neil,

659
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: Nick van k Nick van Exel Lakers. I go, no

660
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 1: disrespect to Nick van Exel, but what the fund is

661
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: you talking about? Duke them, Dude, Dane, Hall of Famers,

662
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: Bosh d Wade and hold. Anyway, we get get, we

663
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: we get into it, and money winds up hanging up right,

664
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 1: ain't no skin off my back. I'm like, I hope

665
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: you play the interview because you're butter soft. The point

666
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: is is that a couple of these radio show dudes

667
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: they tried to get crunk, tried to talk out of

668
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: pocket with me, the Gringo Man Dango, and I let

669
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: it be known. Listen, I'm a guest on your show. Okay,

670
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm a podcast motherfucking beast. I'm an award winning director,

671
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: and I got my book out. If you want to

672
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 1: talk ship, you need to touch clubs before you talk shit.

673
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: Otherwise I'm taking it to a chess piece. Because I

674
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: had some motherfucking clown in Cleveland try the same thing,

675
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: some bullshit local Cleveland motherfucking radio station. You know, he's

676
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: a Lebron groupie from Jump Street. He's like, he's not

677
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 1: even saying the name of my book. Before I get

678
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: He's like, the name of the book is sports rans

679
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 1: from the m v P of Talking Tracks. I go, nope, Duke, Nope,

680
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: say the name of my book, sports rans from the

681
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: m VP of Talking Trash. My man, say the name

682
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: of my book. This book has ball sports rans from

683
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: the m v P of Talking Trass. That's right, put

684
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: some respect on my name. I think this guy's name

685
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: is sports Tony or Tony Sports. Some fucking clown. He's

686
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:45,280
Speaker 1: trying to talk out of pocket. I had to flip

687
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: on him on live radio, went right in his chest piece.

688
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: I told him. I said, listen, my man, I've been

689
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: around a lot of talent my whole life. You don't

690
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: have it. Okay, You're not gonna disrespect me when I

691
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 1: come on. You're trying the motherfucking guests. I can't curse

692
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: because it's live radio, and I'm like, yo, if the

693
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: ship is going down during the interview, we're all going down.

694
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: That's how I do it. You see, you're not gonna

695
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: play me to the left or the right on live radio.

696
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: You're in Cleveland. First of all, you're in Cleveland. Second

697
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: of all, you're in Cleveland. Third of all, it's my day,

698
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 1: my book is coming out, and I'm the guest on

699
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,439
Speaker 1: your show. You think I would ever have any guests? See,

700
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: I'm not with that. You know that, Oakay doke, I'm

701
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: not with that. Got him. I think with people that

702
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 1: come on my show, if any guest ever comes on

703
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 1: my show, unless we're doing the shame game or unless

704
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 1: we're calling a troll, and even then, we're nice to him.

705
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna treat them with the respect. They want to

706
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 1: promote some, they could promote some, but I don't even

707
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: do that. People that I invite on it as a guest,

708
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,439
Speaker 1: that's because I love them. But local radio, they're gonna

709
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: have all sorts of people. Something they like, something they don't.

710
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 1: But they're trying to get fame off the name. I said,

711
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: my man, it's not happening, Duke, I said, check this out.

712
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 1: I've been around a lot of motherfucking talented people. You

713
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: don't got it. You don't have it, my man. So

714
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 1: all your aspirations, all your hopes and dreams, you're trying

715
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 1: to disrespect me. The gren old man Dingo, it's not

716
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: happening to Duke. I don't know what his name is.

717
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: You can listen to the interview. I kept a rough

718
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 1: rugged in Royal. I think his name is sports Tony

719
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,879
Speaker 1: or Tony Sports or fun guys might not even name,

720
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: might name be Tony, but he's from Cleveland. His name

721
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 1: is Tony. His life is fucked up anyway. The point

722
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 1: is is this. This went on from Tuesday to Friday, NonStop,

723
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,399
Speaker 1: all these shows pushing the book. I went to see

724
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: my man Adam Shine, who I love him, went on

725
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 1: with Boomer Science in w f A N The Tiki

726
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: Barber Show, but it wasn't Ticky and Tyranny Tierney bitched

727
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: out because last time I was on the show, I

728
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: told him I was gonna play him at one on one.

729
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: So when I had to show up to do the show,

730
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: he said he had a bad back played himself. I

731
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: went on with my man Boomer. I asked him straight up,

732
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: you know, how much do you bench? Because I funk

733
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: with Boomer. I like Boomer a lot, but he's always asking.

734
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: But how much of the day bench? I asked him,

735
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: first time you bench? See I brought the fight to

736
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 1: him all these shows across the country. Everybody was great, Dallas,

737
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: Portland's fucking Carolina Floor, everywhere. But by the time Friday

738
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: Night came along. Friday Night, my jaw locked up. Literally

739
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: I had locked jaw. I didn't know what to do.

740
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: I had just just done the Drinking Bros. Podcast. My

741
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: man came to the crib. We we we rocked for

742
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: an hour and twenty minutes. Then I did one more

743
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 1: phone interview with a guy from Portland's Sports show, and

744
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: literally after that my ship locked up, like I was, like, Yo,

745
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 1: my shoes sucked up from talking, like I realized, like

746
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: it wasn't my voice. My voice is fine, because you

747
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 1: know I've struggled with my voice. It's like a muscle.

748
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 1: It's like I overused a muscle, Like my ship was broke,

749
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: like my jaw was locked up. That's the only thing

750
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 1: I could say. Needless to say, I recovered and I'm back.

751
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,919
Speaker 1: And despite the fact that J. Moody last name rhymes

752
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: with duty, miss his flight and couldn't make it for

753
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: this year, I am wrapped por stereo podcast. I'm holding

754
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: it down. I'm doing the damn thing, and I'm even

755
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 1: gonna do some sick fox solo on that ass Miles.

756
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 1: Let me get the sick fuck of the Week music.

757
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 1: This award is earned, not given. It's called the sick

758
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 1: fucking a Week. This guy is really sick. Lock him up?

759
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: How could you do it? Don't let him out? Damn

760
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: when you fuck the door, you want you fuck the door?

761
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: Why would you fuck the dog? Why would you fuck

762
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: your girlfriend's dog? Sick fuck the sick funck of the Week,

763
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 1: It's earned, earned, not giving. You did what no no, no,

764
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 1: oh guess the sick fuck of the week music. This

765
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,919
Speaker 1: is of course, as an award that has earned, not given.

766
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: It as an award that has earned not given, it

767
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,439
Speaker 1: goes out to a certain person with a certain John

768
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: essay KOA first sick funck of the week is Houston

769
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:25,919
Speaker 1: Texans owner Robert McNair. He owns an NFL football team. Yes,

770
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: Robert McNair, you are the sick fuck of the week.

771
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: In regards to the protesting and the kneeling that the

772
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 1: football players have been doing, we've been discussing it. People

773
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: have been loving it, hating it, debating it. Robert McNair,

774
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: another old cracker from the old school of old school

775
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: of crackers, said, in regards to the players protesting, we

776
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: can't have the inmates running the prison. Robert McNair, you

777
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: cracker motherfuck are you? He donated one million dollars. That's

778
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: a fact. I'm breaking cardinal rule number one of the

779
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 1: Iron Rapports stereo podcast. I even fact checked that McNair

780
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: donated one million dollars to Trump's inaugural committee. Fuck you,

781
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: you old school jango unchained cracker, ass cracker, Robert McNair,

782
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,399
Speaker 1: you are number one sick Funk of the week. One

783
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: of the best things about all this protesting is because

784
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: you're seeing the true colors of some people come out.

785
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: What is your problem with the protesting? Robert McNair, You

786
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: racist mother fuck? Are you? You have no regard? You

787
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 1: can't have the inmates running the prison? Fuck you cracker.

788
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: Sick Funck of the Week number two. This guy might

789
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: be the sick funk of the year, possibly the sick

790
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: funck of the last five years. A renowned veterinarian, A

791
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: renowned veterinarian that is, a doctor who treats and cares

792
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: for animals in Trenton, Missouri, Dr James Thompson. And if

793
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 1: you look up Dr James Thompson, he really truly looks

794
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,439
Speaker 1: like a sick funk of the week. But you never

795
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 1: would have thought anybody could be this sick. After several

796
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: dog owners filed complaints about their dogs suffering from anal bleeding,

797
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: it came out that this sick fuck Dr James Thompson

798
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: was having sex with dogs consistently. He has been accused

799
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: of having sex with more than three hundred three hundred dogs.

800
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 1: This I don't see who's gonna beat this guy now?

801
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 1: I don't have our list of six Funks of the Year.

802
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: This sick fuck had sex with over three hundred dogs

803
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: over a period of two weeks. Dr Thompson was filmed

804
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: sexually aggressing nineteen different dogs, mostly smaller breeds like miniature

805
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:20,720
Speaker 1: poodles and chihuahuas. He would put a cone shaped collar

806
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: around the animal's next so he wouldn't get bit. Then

807
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: he would grab it and then have sex with it

808
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: in various positions. Need I say more? This motherfucker's crazy.

809
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:40,879
Speaker 1: Three fifty two criminal charges have been filed against him. Yo,

810
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: my man, Dr James Thompson, you, my friend, are the

811
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 1: sick fuck. I'm gonna say it. You're the sick funk

812
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: of the year. You're making me have a coughing fit.

813
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: You zick fuck your dog fucking cocksucker. You're making me

814
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 1: have a coughing fit. I don't see how this guy

815
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: could be beat. Holy shit, they're saying the number of victims,

816
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: the victims being the dogs, could actually be over five thousand.

817
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: This guy's been in business for years. My man, you

818
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:31,800
Speaker 1: are getting a full blown wonder bread bag and olive

819
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,720
Speaker 1: oil treatment. If you think there are not dog lovers

820
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: in prison, who are gonna take offense to what you did.

821
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 1: You have another thing coming you sick, fuck you Jesus

822
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: Sage Christ. Third in the Bronx, where Ge Moody, who

823
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: missed this fucking flight resides. Cedric Avenue residents are tossing

824
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: shit human ship. They're called it poop in the paper.

825
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's ship because I can say what I

826
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: want on this year, I am wrapped Ports Stereo podcast

827
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,959
Speaker 1: because they have been forced to share one bathroom during

828
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 1: apartment renovations. Listen, I am a self described shitter in public.

829
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 1: I do it when I have to do it. If

830
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: you've never listened to the Iron Wrap Ports Stereo pockets,

831
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: I suffer from all sort of colitis at times against

832
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: my will. I will ship on a freeway. I will

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Speaker 1: ship in a public park. No one's ever seen me.

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00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 1: I have the three point system. I get myself against

835
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Speaker 1: the wall, hopefully maybe two walls, to lower the percentages

836
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Speaker 1: of ever getting caught. It's not something I'm proud of.

837
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: It's something I live with, and if need be, I

838
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:49,240
Speaker 1: will ship in public. I will ship in a flower pot.

839
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: I will shoot in a corner. I will shoot in

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00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 1: the park. I will ship on a one oh one freeway.

841
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: That's just me. Point fingers, judge if you want, you

842
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: don't know what it's like to live with all sort

843
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: of colitis. Knock on wood. Yeah, I'm in remission right now.

844
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: Knock on wood. But these animals are shitting out the window.

845
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 1: Some of them are shitting out the bag and then

846
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: throwing it out the window. Why don't you go on

847
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: the corner like I've had to do. I get it,

848
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 1: I get it. It must suck having to share a

849
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: toilet and a shower with the entire building. Go on

850
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Speaker 1: the corner, use the three point system. I won't charge you, okay.

851
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 1: And if you're gonna ship in the bag, at least

852
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: have the decency to put it in a trash came,

853
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,240
Speaker 1: don't throw it out the window like a fucking sick animal.

854
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: You sick animal. You finally the third sick fox. These are.

855
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: This is the true essence of really sick in the head. Obviously,

856
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: we all know and have grieved and have been frightened

857
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: and been scared and concerned about everything that's happened in

858
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 1: Las Vegas with that terrible shooting three weeks ago. One

859
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: of the survivors who got shot in the head has

860
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: been slammed ridiculed with death threats by conspiracy theorists who

861
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 1: said the whole thing was made up. This young man's name,

862
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: I can't pronounce it correctly, Brandon. I'm just gonna say

863
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: Brandon because I don't want to disrespect his last name.

864
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: He's been harassed all over Facebook, all over social media.

865
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 1: I hope you really get shot. I hope you die,

866
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,879
Speaker 1: you piece of ship. This whole thing was made up.

867
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: You're a liar. This is a kind of sick fox

868
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: out there. I think this was staged by the government. Really,

869
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: it was staged by the government. You sick fuck. You're

870
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: fucking animal. These people should be locked the funk up

871
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: forget taken away their social media rights. They should be

872
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: locked the funk up that they actually think this is

873
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: a stage thing by the government. We're so, where are

874
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 1: the people that died? Sicko, sick fuck animal, dog mutton,

875
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: liar con they have Those are the sick fucks of

876
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: this week? Alright, what else is going on? So? Uh

877
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: obviously the NBA is underway. Unfortunately I couldn't make it

878
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:35,879
Speaker 1: to uh Barclays the other night a couple of nights

879
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 1: ago to watch the Brooklyn Nets beat the Brakes off

880
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: the Cleveland Cavaliers. Words to my mom's, I was gonna

881
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,320
Speaker 1: go out there with my broom sick courtside and heckle

882
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 1: the ship out of Lebron Blames. Shout out to everybody

883
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: in Barclays. Shout out to my man D'Angelo Russell. Shout

884
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: out to the young rebuilding nets doing their things. The

885
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 1: day of the game, Lebron James said that the last

886
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,359
Speaker 1: thing he wanted to do in his NBA career will

887
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 1: shoot eight from the free throw. My man, why the

888
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: funk can't you shoot from the free throw? He should

889
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: have been had done that, okay, And that very night

890
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: verse the Brooklyn Nets, when Lebron James was at the line,

891
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: he could have tied the game. The motherfucker missed his

892
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: first free throw. You nervous, duke, you ain't never gonna

893
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: shoot from the free throw, missing the first shot of

894
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: a free throw when you could have tied it up

895
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: for your team. The next day, this motherfucker tweets. He

896
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: tweets happy birthday, Young King to Alonzo Ball, the rookie

897
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: on the Los Angeles Lakers. He tweeted out, happy fucking birthday,

898
00:53:56,719 --> 00:54:01,240
Speaker 1: to a rookie. Now people ask about the skinny genification

899
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: of the n B A that right there is the epitome,

900
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 1: the guts, the heart and soul of the skinny genification

901
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: of the NBA. A motherfucking rookie. You're tweeting them happy birthday.

902
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be busting his fucking ass. Rookies are

903
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: supposed to be the first ones in the gym. My

904
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: man Rick Mhorn told me stories about when he was

905
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: drafted into the NBA. The ship that he had to do.

906
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: He had to carry the team's basketballs. They didn't have

907
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 1: ball boys and all that fly ship and if they did,

908
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: it didn't matter. The rookie had to carry the team's basketball's,

909
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 1: twelve of them in a couple of basketball backs the

910
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 1: whole season. I'm not saying you got a haze and

911
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:52,720
Speaker 1: humiliate these rookies, but remind these motherfucker's that there rookies

912
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:59,839
Speaker 1: don't tweet them happy fucking birthday. See this motherfucker thinks

913
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: he jay Z. You're not jay Z. You're not from Brooklyn,

914
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 1: Lebron James. He's out there at the Barclays Arena like

915
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: moving around and she's like, you're not from Brooklyn. I

916
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 1: guarantee you this motherfucker never been through the streets of Brooklyn. Okay,

917
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 1: you're from Akron Duke, your your corny, and you're softening

918
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 1: up the NBA. You're tweeting a motherfucking rookie Happy birthday.

919
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 1: See you're supposed to be Patrick Beverley in that ass.

920
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:35,359
Speaker 1: You talk all that ship about Steph Curry and this

921
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 1: one and that one. You try to talk crazy the

922
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: little six ft three pounds Steph Curry. Yet you're tweeting

923
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: this funck boy Alonzo ball Happy motherfucking birthday. Did you

924
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: send them some balloons and flowers? Also? Your corny motherfucker?

925
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 1: You see that right? There is the twenty fourth reason

926
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:59,280
Speaker 1: why you'll never ever ever be like Mike. Of course,

927
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 1: the twin three other reasons are well documented in this

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Speaker 1: book has bowls, sports rants from the m v P

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Speaker 1: of Talking Trash. I'm out. My name is the Gringo

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Speaker 1: man Dingo. Okay, this is the Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast.

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Speaker 1: Give us that love you, fuck you, I'm out, Miles.

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Speaker 1: Give me something real, funky, real proper to take us

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Speaker 1: out of this show. The patle us to come talk you.

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Speaker 1: That theatre us to come talk you. That they tore

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Speaker 1: us to come talk you