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Speaker 1: You hopeless one dating app, then dares you swipe right?

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Speaker 2: The question is whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 1: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 3: It's the Holly Jolly game show that introduced Rudolph to

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Speaker 3: a brand new type of reindeer game called Spin the Bottle.

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Speaker 1: He special holiday.

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Speaker 3: Edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates, where we hear

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Speaker 3: about the least wonderful dates during the most wonderful time

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Speaker 3: of the year.

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Speaker 4: Yah.

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Speaker 3: We'll explain the rules in just a second, but first

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Speaker 3: let's meet today's contestants.

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Speaker 1: In this corner, she's.

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Speaker 3: Been banned from four holiday candy stores because of the

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Speaker 3: enthusiastic way she handles a candy cane. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: you meet peppermint Lolli Molly, Hello, I don't want to

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Speaker 3: eat it all.

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Speaker 2: At once, right, See, I feel like that she's a

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Speaker 2: curve side eater, only you know, like she puts that part.

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Speaker 1: In her first Yeah, she'll never reveal her secrets.

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Speaker 3: And in the other corner, she actually enjoys answering scam

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Speaker 3: calls just so she can flirt with the frodster on

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Speaker 3: the other end of the line. Max my visa, Lisa, Hello, Hello, you.

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Speaker 2: Need more in person dates.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't let people tell you how to live your life, Lisa. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here's how good. Here's how the game works.

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Speaker 3: One condesse and will start by telling one of their

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Speaker 3: worst dating stories that happened during the holiday season. Then

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Speaker 3: the other would try to counter with the nightmare story

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Speaker 3: of their own. We're going back and forth for three

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Speaker 3: rounds until we declare a winner, just in time for Christmas.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna kick things off with peppermint LOLLI, Molly, go

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Speaker 3: for it.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: So he invited me to a romantic tree lighting. Oh cute, right,

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Speaker 2: So he sent me the address to meet him, and

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Speaker 2: I get there and it's his house and it's a

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Speaker 2: small fake tree in his garage. Wait, it's not.

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Speaker 3: Even in his living room, the traditional location for holiday.

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Speaker 2: Trees worth the rest of his family was waiting inside

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Speaker 2: to meet me.

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Speaker 1: Whoa surprising. I was going to say, you didn't want

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Speaker 1: to be in the garage, but now you just want

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Speaker 1: to stay there, Lisa, can you counter?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 2: A guy invited me to go caroling with him.

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Speaker 4: He told me he does it every year.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's a big deal for a guy to invite

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Speaker 3: a lady to come singing with him.

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Speaker 1: That's the highest.

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Speaker 3: Level, says the karaoke Okay, so you hit the high

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Speaker 3: notes that I can.

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 5: So I meet up with him and it's just the

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Speaker 5: two of us and the first house.

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Speaker 4: That we go to, this woman opens the.

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Speaker 5: Door okay, and she's like my age, and he starts

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Speaker 5: singing single.

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Speaker 4: Bells to the tune of single bells.

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Speaker 5: I don't get it on Christmas Day?

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Speaker 1: Why would you sing it to Okay, Yeah, it's true.

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Speaker 5: That's when I found out that he does it to

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Speaker 5: his ex, the one that opened.

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Speaker 4: The door every single year.

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Speaker 3: I've never seen a lone caroller.

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Speaker 5: So that makes sense why he's the only one going

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Speaker 5: to the one house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's her fault for keeping the door open and

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Speaker 3: hearing the entire thing too.

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Speaker 1: I should have just closed the door.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're on to the second round here, So Peppermint,

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Speaker 3: Lolly Molly, we're back to you.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: So I have like a really good dinner date with

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Speaker 2: this guy who was super into Christmas, which is great

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Speaker 2: because so am I and he kept talking about the

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Speaker 2: magic of the holiday, and then it was fine, and

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Speaker 2: then he dropped me off and then at two in

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Speaker 2: the morning, I wake up and I hear something and

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Speaker 2: it's a guy calling out for help.

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Speaker 1: What scary?

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Speaker 2: I know, it was so scary, And I'm like half

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Speaker 2: asleep and I don't really know what's happening. And I

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Speaker 2: find my date stuck my chimney.

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Speaker 1: What whoa huh?

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Speaker 2: How he was trying to surprise me, like some weird

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Speaker 2: Tinder Santa Fire department. Yeah, it's bringing an entering but

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Speaker 2: like cheerfully or.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, a little bit too festive. Sounds like Lisa,

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Speaker 1: we're back to you.

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Speaker 4: Okay. So we went to a Christmas light event and

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Speaker 4: there was a live Nativity scene.

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Speaker 6: With actors and costumes and everything with It was cool

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Speaker 6: until my date started heckling the wise men were committing

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Speaker 6: to the wrong star.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember that part of the story.

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Speaker 5: People told them to shut up.

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Speaker 6: They asked us to leave. They like escorted us out.

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Speaker 1: Oh no freaking sense, and murdh for you.

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Speaker 2: Baby.

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Speaker 3: Ye yeah, okay the third and final round here, which

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Speaker 3: means peppermint Lolly Molly hit us with it.

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Speaker 2: Okay. So I was at this guy's house and he

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Speaker 2: suggested we decorate his treet together, which is so cute.

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Speaker 2: I felt like I was in like a little Hallmarks

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Speaker 2: movie and oh my god, this is genius. Do you

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Speaker 2: want to come over to my house on a date

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Speaker 2: and put up all my decorations? Well that was a thing.

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Speaker 2: He just like watched football the whole time that Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And so I went home and I like, I text

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Speaker 2: him later and was like, what was that? And he

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Speaker 2: admitted that he uses girls from apps to do that

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Speaker 2: every year.

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Speaker 3: Oh that is not the Chris's spirit.

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Speaker 1: But the good news is at least he chose you

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Speaker 1: this year, so.

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Speaker 2: Didn't feel like a win.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Max my visa, Lisa, this is your last chance.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 4: So I met a guy at a bar and.

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Speaker 5: Right when I get he pulled out mistletoe and he

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Speaker 5: did it every five minutes throughout the entire gate.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, you had to kiss him so many times.

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Speaker 5: Mustn't a good kisser.

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Speaker 1: But you have to do what the mistletoe says. I did.

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Speaker 4: I tried, and then eventually I was like, Okay, I

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Speaker 4: want you to close your eyes and I want you

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Speaker 4: to count to ten. And by the time he counted

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Speaker 4: to tim, I just high heeled.

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Speaker 1: It out of that far.

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Speaker 3: Quick escape. All right, that's the final bell. And that

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Speaker 3: means the match is over, so we need to score it. Judges, Alexis,

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Speaker 3: who's your choice.

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Speaker 6: I'm doing Lisa for having to carol at his ex's house.

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Speaker 2: Brook, Oh, I'm going Molly for the guy stuck at

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Speaker 2: her chimney.

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Speaker 1: That's that's like a bad local news story. We're all

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Speaker 1: locked up, so Jose gets the final vote.

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Speaker 6: I think the meanest thing that happened was tricking someone

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Speaker 6: into decorating a tree.

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Speaker 3: That means congratulate relations peppermint, Lolly, Molly, you are the

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Speaker 3: Chris Kringle of keeping it single for the holidays.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations, it's cube, it rhymes Molly. Yeah, jeff was waiting

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Speaker 1: for that.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I don't know why this feels

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Speaker 2: both embarrassing and victorious.

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Speaker 1: Both things can be true.

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Speaker 3: It's like you're on a date all over again. That's

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Speaker 3: your holiday Battle of the Tender Dates. Phone taps coming

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Speaker 3: up right

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Speaker 2: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,