1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,960 Speaker 1: We just did a story the other day that the 2 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: dating app Bumble is going to have a new feature 3 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: called AI Concierge. 4 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 2: So crazy. 5 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 1: It goes on virtual dates for you and does all 6 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: the work so you don't have to and we thought, 7 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 1: you know what, let's put a voice to this new 8 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:19,080 Speaker 1: AI feature. I call up an actual guy with a 9 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: Bumble account. Maybe the groundbreaking new tech can help him 10 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 1: find an actual hobbye or maybe it'll just make him 11 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:32,960 Speaker 1: really upset right now? 12 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 3: Hello, Hi? Is this Eric? Yes it is. 13 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 2: Oh who am I? I'm just your representative from the 14 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:49,160 Speaker 2: dating app Bumble. My name is Robin, Robin Cradles. 15 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 3: Okay, Hi Eric, and why are you calling me? 16 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: Oh? 17 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 2: Have you not seen the notifications about our new AI 18 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 2: pro that we're launching. I am not. Then you are 19 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 2: so glad I'm on the phone because it is so exciting. 20 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,959 Speaker 3: I really don't know what's going on. What's exciting? 21 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 2: Basically, each member account gets a virtual concierge whose job 22 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 2: it is to help you find your perfect match. Ha, 23 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 2: this is so cool. So this guy is going to 24 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 2: help your dating life and even come up with a strategy. 25 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 2: I've seen your profile. It couldn't hurt What is that 26 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,120 Speaker 2: supposed to mean? It means I'm going to transfer you 27 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 2: to him right now? What is going on? 28 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 3: Hi? Eric, I'm your new bumble at I Concierge. My 29 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 3: name is Toby. Hi Toby, I'm excited to work with 30 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 3: you on finding the love of your life or some 31 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 3: one night rando that we can ghost afterwards. Wait what 32 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 3: did you just say? 33 00:01:58,920 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 2: So? 34 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 3: I scanned your pro file already you are quite the catch, 35 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 3: and in that second picture your butt looks tight in 36 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 3: those genes. 37 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: Uh. 38 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 2: Thanks. 39 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 3: Under hobbies it says you like watching football and getting 40 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 3: together with friends. 41 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. 42 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 3: May I recommend we change that. It comes across like 43 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,119 Speaker 3: you are the town drunk who watches sports all day 44 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 3: from your couch. That's not at all what it says. 45 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 3: Maybe we can change it to this. In my spare time, 46 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,959 Speaker 3: I like feeding the homeless and caring for lost pets 47 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 3: in between my job as an international lawyer. 48 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 2: There's nothing true about that at all. 49 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 3: Man, I need you to take a picture of you 50 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 3: feeding a homeless man spaghetti with a what of hundreds 51 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 3: sticking out of your back pocket? 52 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:48,079 Speaker 1: Okay, Toby, I don't know what this is all about, 53 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 1: but I'm not going to just make up a bunch 54 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 1: of crap to attract women. 55 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 3: If we put those two things together, you are going 56 00:02:54,880 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 3: to score some high class tail. I don't. I'm not 57 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 3: gonna dude. Maybe you put down that you are really 58 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 3: into Imagine Dragons. Did you just call me dude? Jeeves 59 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 3: love the dragons? Right now? I can't believe I'm having 60 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 3: this conversation with the computer. 61 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: I don't like Imagine Dragons. 62 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,240 Speaker 3: I don't like their sound. I don't want them on 63 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 3: my profile. Are you sure? Yeah? The dragons hit hard? 64 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I could see so many messages just 65 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 3: flooding in. Oh you love Imagine Dragons? No? Can I 66 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 3: send you my underwear right now? FedEx? Oh this has 67 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 3: got a big joke. 68 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 2: I mean, come on, dude. 69 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 3: Eric, really, buddy, I need to be honest with you 70 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 3: right now. I've got nothing. The other AI concierges make 71 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 3: fun of me because you don't get any matches. Shut up, Toby, 72 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 3: I'm done with you. Hey, listen, don't be like that. 73 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 3: I'm just keeping it one hundred customer service. I'm trying 74 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 3: to help you, man, help me, help you representative. 75 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 2: This is so dumb. 76 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 3: Hi, Eric, I'm back, wants me again, I said a representative. Sorry, 77 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 3: all representatives are busy right now because they're dealing with 78 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 3: less pathetic profiles. 79 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang off if you don't send me to 80 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: a real person. 81 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 3: Oh one more thing, you idiot. I'm not really a 82 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 3: dating AI concierge. I'm a made up chat bot voice 83 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,720 Speaker 3: for Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a 84 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 3: prank call. Wait what how was it? Oh my god, 85 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 3: are you serious? 86 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 2: I was like, what in the hell is there? Actually? 87 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 2: Bumble really is rolling out some sort of virtual AI thing? 88 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 2: And what we just thought it sounded so ridiculous? Why 89 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:47,360 Speaker 2: not make it a phone tap? It's pretty ridiculous. Aren't 90 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,040 Speaker 2: you excited for the future of dating? 91 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:50,799 Speaker 3: Not anymore? 92 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 2: Wake Up? Every morning was phone tap weekday morning Brook 93 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning.