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<v Speaker 1>Jebels Second date update. Taylor is on the phone for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update today. And if Taylor can't score

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<v Speaker 1>a date with the dude that she wants to call,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty sure that I will be scheduling a mandate with him?

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<v Speaker 1>Really really yeah? You like him already that much? Sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like he and I have similar interests, That's all I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they met at the salon. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>sort of service he was getting, but I spent a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of my time in salons and I've been looking

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<v Speaker 1>for a brow to do it with me. So I

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<v Speaker 1>will say, your cuticles are top notch. Thank you very much. So, Taylor,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got some competition if you don't get a second date. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she sounds scared right. Your email says that you met

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<v Speaker 1>the dude at the salon. Was he working there? No? No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>he was also getting a pedicure. We both wear Oh

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<v Speaker 1>now I want to be even more even more. Were

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<v Speaker 1>you lucky enough to get a chair next to the

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<v Speaker 1>said man's chair. Yes, we were sitting right next to

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<v Speaker 1>each other. That's a lot of time to get to

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<v Speaker 1>know somebody. How did that happen? Did you guys? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>did he show you something in his US weekly that

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<v Speaker 1>he was checking out? Yeah, that you were just sitting there.

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<v Speaker 1>I found him attractive, so I initiated a conversation. I

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<v Speaker 1>just told him like, oh, I don't see a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of guys in here. Oh, And he said that he

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<v Speaker 1>pampers himself and once a month he gets a pedicure. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>then he said, maybe that's why I don't have a girlfriend. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>so he threw it out there. He wanted you to

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<v Speaker 1>know immediately that he was single. Yes, So then we

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<v Speaker 1>got a little flirty with each other. He said that

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<v Speaker 1>he liked my feet, and then I told him I

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<v Speaker 1>like his lips. Oh wow, Okay, so you went by

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<v Speaker 1>the way. That's the one place where I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>okay when you're starting to flirt with someone to just

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<v Speaker 1>be like, I like your feet. If you're getting a

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<v Speaker 1>pedicure in any other situation, it's creepy for sure. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you went straight to his lips. That's definitely going

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<v Speaker 1>to tell him like, hey, I'm down to kiss you later.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, And I was okay style so who asked

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<v Speaker 1>who out? He did? He invited me to his house

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<v Speaker 1>for dinner, okay, that same night or that same night.

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<v Speaker 1>That little did I know I was the main course. Whoa, whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm like, yeah, comfortable. I don't know. Like that

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<v Speaker 1>went fast. See, suddenly every dude that's out there like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh uman, don't get pedicures. Now they're all on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone frantically trying to book an appointment that anyway, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just your feet, Like why wouldn't you want to have

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<v Speaker 1>nice feet? Man? Or serious and ladies love nice feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude's feet are usually terrible. So you're gonat your feet

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<v Speaker 1>look halfway okay, They're like wow, he takes care of himself.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, back to the point, it sounds like you

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<v Speaker 1>had a really nice date with him. I definitely did.

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<v Speaker 1>And the next morning I said, you want to go

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<v Speaker 1>get some brunch and he said he had a dentist appointment,

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<v Speaker 1>which I'm not sure I believed. Okay, why wouldn't believe

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<v Speaker 1>in them? Just the tone of voice, I guess, And yeah, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want brunch. I have a A A A Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>dentist A yeah, dentist appointment. Yeah, not that exaggerated, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he looked at a toothbrush and that's the first thing

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<v Speaker 1>that came to Yeah. Yeah, So how did you leave

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<v Speaker 1>things then? Well, we did both agree that we wanted

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<v Speaker 1>another date. And I've been really busy recently, and I

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<v Speaker 1>know he probably has two but I've been trying to

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<v Speaker 1>make time to see him and he's not really calling

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<v Speaker 1>me back. Um, we have exchanged a couple of texts.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't really feel like he's trying to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>go on a second date. He's not putting in the

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<v Speaker 1>f th I am, Was there anything that made you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like this was more than just one wild, crazy night.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean when we were talking and having conversations, it

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<v Speaker 1>turned out that we had a lot in common. So

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I definitely would like to pursue this and

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<v Speaker 1>get a little deeper than you know, a one night stand, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't say deeper. Yeah, trying so hard not to

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<v Speaker 1>make a joke. Thank you for addressing it for me.

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<v Speaker 1>That helped. You're welcome. He has been texting you though, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we've exchanged some text back and forth. This One's strange

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<v Speaker 1>to me because it's not like a big drunken night

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<v Speaker 1>that just turned into a hook up. Like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you guys ever ate dinner, but I assume

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<v Speaker 1>you had some sort of conversation other than just getting in. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we ate, we ate a little, yeah, like you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>screw this, and then you throw everything off the table

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<v Speaker 1>to get over here. At least that's what happened on

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<v Speaker 1>your day in my mind. But any idea why he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to see you again, I really don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't think there was a problem in

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<v Speaker 1>the bedroom area. Um, but I hope that he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>think that I'm too easy because I just slept with him,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, on the first night. And if he does,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. He slept with you too. He's just as

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<v Speaker 1>easy as you are, I know. But you know how

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<v Speaker 1>it there's different standards for women. Yeah, but I hate that.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes me angry by because they've just assumed that

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<v Speaker 1>then you sleep with everyone the first time you meet them,

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<v Speaker 1>and guys do do that exactly, and lots of dudes

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<v Speaker 1>are down to sleep with it. I walk down the

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<v Speaker 1>street every every time I've pss somebody I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>probably sleep with them, so dudes are worse, but then

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<v Speaker 1>they judge you if you do it. So hopefully that's

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<v Speaker 1>not the case, but we'll find out what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Will play a song, come back, and then call him

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<v Speaker 1>to get your second day update. All right, Okay, great, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on looking jubil in the morning if you're just

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<v Speaker 1>tuning in for today's second date update. Taylor is on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, and Taylor met the dude she wants to

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<v Speaker 1>call a day while she was getting a pedicure. He

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<v Speaker 1>was also getting a pedicure next to her, and everybody

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<v Speaker 1>knows where pedicures lead the bedroom. They ended up having

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<v Speaker 1>a one night stand. It sounds like they didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>make it to the bedroom, to be honest. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty classic story. You know. Girl goes in for

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<v Speaker 1>a pedicure, meets dude getting a pedicure, then they go

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<v Speaker 1>back to his house, have all kinds of crazy fun

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<v Speaker 1>all night, and then wake up in the morning and

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't call her back. Just the classic story. Taylor,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready to call John and see why he

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<v Speaker 1>won't agree to another date? I am, I'm starting to

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<v Speaker 1>get a little I don't know, I'm not really sure

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<v Speaker 1>about the whole situation and if I'm actually want to

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<v Speaker 1>go on another date because I like him, or if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just kind of like pissed at him at this point. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>is this your first one night stand? No? So, why

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<v Speaker 1>do you think this one would be different than the others?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean we were talking a lot, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's really fun. We had a lot in common. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we could have something more than just a

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<v Speaker 1>one night stand, like a two night stand. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean maybe one one night and another night again. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna die with his phone of it right now

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<v Speaker 1>and see if we can figure it out for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Hello, Hi, is John there? Who's calling? John?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you there? Yeah? This is John? Hey John, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning, the radio show. Okay, we do a segment

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<v Speaker 1>on our show called the second Date Update. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>heard of that before? Nope? Okay, all right, Well what

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<v Speaker 1>it is is if you go out on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with somebody and then end up blowing them off after

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<v Speaker 1>your date, they'll email us to get you on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and find out what happened. And we recently got

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<v Speaker 1>an email about you about me. Yeah, about you, mister

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<v Speaker 1>soft toes. What are you talking about? I'm talking about you?

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<v Speaker 1>Got great feet, man, Yeah, fabulous feet. True. Though, I'm sorry, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just confused. Why are you talking about my feet?

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<v Speaker 1>Because they're smooth? And I like that about you because

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<v Speaker 1>my feet are smooth as well, because I get pedicures too.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and the girl that reached out to us, her

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<v Speaker 1>name is Taylor, and you met her while you're getting

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<v Speaker 1>a pedicure. Oh okay, man, that that makes a lot

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<v Speaker 1>more sense. I was kind of weird out by you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about my feet. Um, yeah, yeah, I was only

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<v Speaker 1>kind of though, I mean, good, just a little. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So Taylor reached out to you guys about me, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she did. She send us an email because she's confused.

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<v Speaker 1>She's been trying to schedule another date with you after

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<v Speaker 1>you guys went out, But it seems like you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to see her again. I mean that's I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what she told to guy. It sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like you just went back to her place and went

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<v Speaker 1>right to the fun. Actually, guys, we went back to

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<v Speaker 1>my place, um after after the salon. Okay, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I meant sorry, we did. We did have a nice

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<v Speaker 1>evening together. Okay. She was a bit more graphic about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything everything, John God, even her laugh was more graphic

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<v Speaker 1>about it. She told you, guys, everything that went on,

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<v Speaker 1>that went on, everything, dude, every single detail. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>Jubil wants to get a hold of you. What what

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<v Speaker 1>did I mean? I'm not so comfortable someone sharing all

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<v Speaker 1>my intimate stuff on the radio. She just told us that,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, hoicked up. But she says that it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't want to see her again. Is that true? Um? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>uh wow, this is just getting stranger and stranger. After

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<v Speaker 1>we hooked up, obviously, I invited her to stay the

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<v Speaker 1>evening at my place, right, and she was like, oh great,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go get my bag from the car. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, cool, I don't know why she already pre

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<v Speaker 1>planned a bag. That's kind of strange. I mean, we

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<v Speaker 1>literally just met m But you know, I didn't, I didn't,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't question it. I just assumed maybe she had

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<v Speaker 1>a change of clothes or like it was a jim

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<v Speaker 1>bag or something. Right, That's totally something that a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people have in their cars, right, that's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, she comes back into my place with this

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<v Speaker 1>bag and it's much larger than I expected. You know, again,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was like a duffel bag or a backpack.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. She comes in with what almost looks like

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<v Speaker 1>like a like a roly suitcase type duffel bag. Like

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<v Speaker 1>she's getting ready, like she's getting ready to go on

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<v Speaker 1>like tour or like or like you know, travel the

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<v Speaker 1>hills of Europe or something like. She opens he opens

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<v Speaker 1>this bag, and she takes up this mask, mask, like

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<v Speaker 1>a mask. So it sound like you said meth. For

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<v Speaker 1>a second, I was like, that's that's would almost have

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<v Speaker 1>been a more appropriate solution. She pulls out this mask

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<v Speaker 1>m ask, and this thing is the scariest rigging thing

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen. It. It's a sleeping mask, but it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like it looks like a Darth Vader mask. It

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<v Speaker 1>looks like it's got tubes and it's got like these

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<v Speaker 1>giant red bullsy eyeholes that like will block out light

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<v Speaker 1>but like to the outside, you know, it looks like

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<v Speaker 1>you're like a villain in a Batman movie red eyeholes.

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<v Speaker 1>That does sound like an evil mask, right, So she

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<v Speaker 1>tells me before she puts the mask on. She's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I have problems breathing in my sleep. This helps me. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>if I don't breathe in the middle of the night,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you should call like nine one one or something.

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<v Speaker 1>And now all of this is getting thrown on me,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, literally minutes after we've just finished, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she puts the mask on, and it's exactly

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<v Speaker 1>how I could imagine it, like darth ead. She's breathing,

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<v Speaker 1>threw these tubes and it's the loudest, most annoying possible

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<v Speaker 1>sound that could possibly come out of a sleeping mask.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like laying there trying to sleep, and all

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<v Speaker 1>I hear is that's not her fault. She obviously had

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<v Speaker 1>her fault. But I mean, I get I have a

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<v Speaker 1>horrid night's sleep, Like I get jealous sleep. Not only that,

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<v Speaker 1>I am freaked out by this mask. Again, I really

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<v Speaker 1>really like Taylor and we had a great even together,

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<v Speaker 1>but that that was just that threw me off. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean, you guys can understand. I just think

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<v Speaker 1>that it's it. It'd be better right now if if

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see her. You obviously had an amazing chemistry.

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<v Speaker 1>You got along really well. Yeah, I mean that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just I mean, you know, maybe I'm not describing

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<v Speaker 1>it better. You really need to take a peep at

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<v Speaker 1>this thing, you know. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised

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<v Speaker 1>if she told me, Like, you know, I also like

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<v Speaker 1>to wear it most hours of the day. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's all I needs. Let's ask her, John, she's

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know why I forgot to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that, but we should just ask her why. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor is actually on the line listening and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you, like on the phone, or she's just

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<v Speaker 1>listening on the radio on the phone. It's me. Oh man, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>um wow, Taylor. I am so sorry. I don't understand

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<v Speaker 1>why it's a problem because I've explained everything to you

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<v Speaker 1>that night. It's not a big deal. I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just a machine. I mean, it was a scary machine

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<v Speaker 1>that kept me awake all night. I didn't sleep at all. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you that you did sleep at some point,

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<v Speaker 1>because you snore extremely loudly. Yeah, okay, let's tell it.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. Like, I don't know what you wanted

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<v Speaker 1>or expected me to do. Oh, I am so sorry

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<v Speaker 1>for you. What's that? Really difficult? Sleep next to one

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<v Speaker 1>with a machine? What a hard life for a little baby?

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<v Speaker 1>What it was hard? And you know, maybe a heads

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<v Speaker 1>up would have a nice I mean, am I supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be excited? You know that I'm sleeping next to

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<v Speaker 1>the crypt keeper? Oh okay. I didn't realize that you

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<v Speaker 1>were going to be handling it this way. But since

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<v Speaker 1>we're going that route, I wasn't going to tell you this.

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<v Speaker 1>But your breath is horrifying, the most horrible morning breath.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, while I'm on the subject, when

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<v Speaker 1>was the last time you wash your sheets? Like? What

0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:39.040
<v Speaker 1>decade was that? Oh? Tylor? Why would it even want

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<v Speaker 1>to call a guy back that has dirty sheets? I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>that is like red flag to me. That's like ruling

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<v Speaker 1>out well, you know what, maybe we should Okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, John, it's a sleep apnea machine. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to use it in order to breathe. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>more that I wish we had talked about it before

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<v Speaker 1>or you just kind of like whipped it out, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. I don't know how many times

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<v Speaker 1>people have said that in a second date update. So

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<v Speaker 1>when I was supposed to then say, oh, and by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, I have a huge mask that I wear

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<v Speaker 1>at night, I think I would have appreciated that. Honestly. Really, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't would have sent me home. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know I want to send you home. I

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<v Speaker 1>would have probably been able to mentally prepare myself before

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<v Speaker 1>you pulled out the sun at Krypton's mask from your

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<v Speaker 1>black keuple bag. It feels like you're bullying her over

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<v Speaker 1>a medical device, is what it feels like. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to say anything bad, but Darth Vader over there,

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<v Speaker 1>John doesn't really sit like you're not trying to say

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<v Speaker 1>anything bad, you know, thank you? Right, Okay, I understand

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<v Speaker 1>how that sounded or how it came off. And I mean, honestly, Taylor,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we don't know each other very well. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just not that type of guy that's going to

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<v Speaker 1>try and bash other people. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>I said those things. John, would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with Taylor one more time on a second date? No, listen, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I am not interested in that. Yeah, but we haven't

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<v Speaker 1>heard from John yet. John, we talked to about on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date with Taylor. We'll pay for it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know after hearing one cheek. Oh, John, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go on another date with you. You are

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<v Speaker 1>a sleep shamer. Sleeper, a sleep shamer? What are you?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you even talking about right now? You shamed

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<v Speaker 1>me for the way that I sleep. It's not the

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<v Speaker 1>way that you sleep. It's just the apparel that you

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<v Speaker 1>wear while you can. Yeah, I wasn't shaming how you sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>You sleep on your back and that's fine. But the

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<v Speaker 1>other stuff, that's what I'm shaming you for. It is

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<v Speaker 1>to keep me alive at night. It just spoke to

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<v Speaker 1>me and I'm sorry. All right. Well, Taylor, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>no second date, but it sounds like that's fine with you,

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<v Speaker 1>totally fine. And John, I'm sorry that you were scarred

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<v Speaker 1>by Taylor's sleep at near mask. Well, get a grab, Taylor.

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm saying is that the next guy that you

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<v Speaker 1>take home, just give them the heads up about the

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<v Speaker 1>mask that you're gonna pull out of your duffle bag

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<v Speaker 1>at some point in their lives. Okay, Well, next time

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<v Speaker 1>you bring someone home, you should probably warn them about

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<v Speaker 1>the biohazards that is your sheet broken. Juwel in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning