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Speaker 1: Jebels Second date update. Taylor is on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second date update today. And if Taylor can't score
Speaker 1: a date with the dude that she wants to call,
Speaker 1: pretty sure that I will be scheduling a mandate with him?
Speaker 1: Really really yeah? You like him already that much? Sounds
Speaker 1: like he and I have similar interests, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Because they met at the salon. I don't know what
Speaker 1: sort of service he was getting, but I spent a
Speaker 1: lot of my time in salons and I've been looking
Speaker 1: for a brow to do it with me. So I
Speaker 1: will say, your cuticles are top notch. Thank you very much. So, Taylor,
Speaker 1: You've got some competition if you don't get a second date. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: she sounds scared right. Your email says that you met
Speaker 1: the dude at the salon. Was he working there? No? No, No,
Speaker 1: he was also getting a pedicure. We both wear Oh
Speaker 1: now I want to be even more even more. Were
Speaker 1: you lucky enough to get a chair next to the
Speaker 1: said man's chair. Yes, we were sitting right next to
Speaker 1: each other. That's a lot of time to get to
Speaker 1: know somebody. How did that happen? Did you guys? Like,
Speaker 1: did he show you something in his US weekly that
Speaker 1: he was checking out? Yeah, that you were just sitting there.
Speaker 1: I found him attractive, so I initiated a conversation. I
Speaker 1: just told him like, oh, I don't see a lot
Speaker 1: of guys in here. Oh, And he said that he
Speaker 1: pampers himself and once a month he gets a pedicure. Really,
Speaker 1: then he said, maybe that's why I don't have a girlfriend. Oh,
Speaker 1: so he threw it out there. He wanted you to
Speaker 1: know immediately that he was single. Yes, So then we
Speaker 1: got a little flirty with each other. He said that
Speaker 1: he liked my feet, and then I told him I
Speaker 1: like his lips. Oh wow, Okay, so you went by
Speaker 1: the way. That's the one place where I think it's
Speaker 1: okay when you're starting to flirt with someone to just
Speaker 1: be like, I like your feet. If you're getting a
Speaker 1: pedicure in any other situation, it's creepy for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you went straight to his lips. That's definitely going
Speaker 1: to tell him like, hey, I'm down to kiss you later.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And I was okay style so who asked
Speaker 1: who out? He did? He invited me to his house
Speaker 1: for dinner, okay, that same night or that same night.
Speaker 1: That little did I know I was the main course. Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: Now I'm like, yeah, comfortable. I don't know. Like that
Speaker 1: went fast. See, suddenly every dude that's out there like,
Speaker 1: oh uman, don't get pedicures. Now they're all on the
Speaker 1: phone frantically trying to book an appointment that anyway, it's
Speaker 1: just your feet, Like why wouldn't you want to have
Speaker 1: nice feet? Man? Or serious and ladies love nice feet.
Speaker 1: Dude's feet are usually terrible. So you're gonat your feet
Speaker 1: look halfway okay, They're like wow, he takes care of himself.
Speaker 1: So anyway, back to the point, it sounds like you
Speaker 1: had a really nice date with him. I definitely did.
Speaker 1: And the next morning I said, you want to go
Speaker 1: get some brunch and he said he had a dentist appointment,
Speaker 1: which I'm not sure I believed. Okay, why wouldn't believe
Speaker 1: in them? Just the tone of voice, I guess, And yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want brunch. I have a A A A Yeah,
Speaker 1: dentist A yeah, dentist appointment. Yeah, not that exaggerated, but yeah,
Speaker 1: he looked at a toothbrush and that's the first thing
Speaker 1: that came to Yeah. Yeah, So how did you leave
Speaker 1: things then? Well, we did both agree that we wanted
Speaker 1: another date. And I've been really busy recently, and I
Speaker 1: know he probably has two but I've been trying to
Speaker 1: make time to see him and he's not really calling
Speaker 1: me back. Um, we have exchanged a couple of texts.
Speaker 1: I just don't really feel like he's trying to, you know,
Speaker 1: go on a second date. He's not putting in the
Speaker 1: f th I am, Was there anything that made you
Speaker 1: feel like this was more than just one wild, crazy night.
Speaker 1: I mean when we were talking and having conversations, it
Speaker 1: turned out that we had a lot in common. So
Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely would like to pursue this and
Speaker 1: get a little deeper than you know, a one night stand, right,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say deeper. Yeah, trying so hard not to
Speaker 1: make a joke. Thank you for addressing it for me.
Speaker 1: That helped. You're welcome. He has been texting you though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've exchanged some text back and forth. This One's strange
Speaker 1: to me because it's not like a big drunken night
Speaker 1: that just turned into a hook up. Like I don't
Speaker 1: know if you guys ever ate dinner, but I assume
Speaker 1: you had some sort of conversation other than just getting in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we ate, we ate a little, yeah, like you know what,
Speaker 1: screw this, and then you throw everything off the table
Speaker 1: to get over here. At least that's what happened on
Speaker 1: your day in my mind. But any idea why he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to see you again, I really don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think there was a problem in
Speaker 1: the bedroom area. Um, but I hope that he doesn't
Speaker 1: think that I'm too easy because I just slept with him,
Speaker 1: you know, on the first night. And if he does,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He slept with you too. He's just as
Speaker 1: easy as you are, I know. But you know how
Speaker 1: it there's different standards for women. Yeah, but I hate that.
Speaker 1: It makes me angry by because they've just assumed that
Speaker 1: then you sleep with everyone the first time you meet them,
Speaker 1: and guys do do that exactly, and lots of dudes
Speaker 1: are down to sleep with it. I walk down the
Speaker 1: street every every time I've pss somebody I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: probably sleep with them, so dudes are worse, but then
Speaker 1: they judge you if you do it. So hopefully that's
Speaker 1: not the case, but we'll find out what it is.
Speaker 1: Will play a song, come back, and then call him
Speaker 1: to get your second day update. All right, Okay, great, okay,
Speaker 1: hang on looking jubil in the morning if you're just
Speaker 1: tuning in for today's second date update. Taylor is on
Speaker 1: the phone, and Taylor met the dude she wants to
Speaker 1: call a day while she was getting a pedicure. He
Speaker 1: was also getting a pedicure next to her, and everybody
Speaker 1: knows where pedicures lead the bedroom. They ended up having
Speaker 1: a one night stand. It sounds like they didn't even
Speaker 1: make it to the bedroom, to be honest. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a pretty classic story. You know. Girl goes in for
Speaker 1: a pedicure, meets dude getting a pedicure, then they go
Speaker 1: back to his house, have all kinds of crazy fun
Speaker 1: all night, and then wake up in the morning and
Speaker 1: he doesn't call her back. Just the classic story. Taylor,
Speaker 1: are you ready to call John and see why he
Speaker 1: won't agree to another date? I am, I'm starting to
Speaker 1: get a little I don't know, I'm not really sure
Speaker 1: about the whole situation and if I'm actually want to
Speaker 1: go on another date because I like him, or if
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of like pissed at him at this point. Well,
Speaker 1: is this your first one night stand? No? So, why
Speaker 1: do you think this one would be different than the others?
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean we were talking a lot, and
Speaker 1: he's really fun. We had a lot in common. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think we could have something more than just a
Speaker 1: one night stand, like a two night stand. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe one one night and another night again. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die with his phone of it right now
Speaker 1: and see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, is John there? Who's calling? John?
Speaker 1: Are you there? Yeah? This is John? Hey John, how
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning, the radio show. Okay, we do a segment
Speaker 1: on our show called the second Date Update. Have you
Speaker 1: heard of that before? Nope? Okay, all right, Well what
Speaker 1: it is is if you go out on a date
Speaker 1: with somebody and then end up blowing them off after
Speaker 1: your date, they'll email us to get you on the
Speaker 1: phone and find out what happened. And we recently got
Speaker 1: an email about you about me. Yeah, about you, mister
Speaker 1: soft toes. What are you talking about? I'm talking about you?
Speaker 1: Got great feet, man, Yeah, fabulous feet. True. Though, I'm sorry, man,
Speaker 1: I'm just confused. Why are you talking about my feet?
Speaker 1: Because they're smooth? And I like that about you because
Speaker 1: my feet are smooth as well, because I get pedicures too.
Speaker 1: Oh and the girl that reached out to us, her
Speaker 1: name is Taylor, and you met her while you're getting
Speaker 1: a pedicure. Oh okay, man, that that makes a lot
Speaker 1: more sense. I was kind of weird out by you
Speaker 1: talking about my feet. Um, yeah, yeah, I was only
Speaker 1: kind of though, I mean, good, just a little. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Taylor reached out to you guys about me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she did. She send us an email because she's confused.
Speaker 1: She's been trying to schedule another date with you after
Speaker 1: you guys went out, But it seems like you don't
Speaker 1: want to see her again. I mean that's I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know what she told to guy. It sounds
Speaker 1: like you just went back to her place and went
Speaker 1: right to the fun. Actually, guys, we went back to
Speaker 1: my place, um after after the salon. Okay, that's what
Speaker 1: I meant sorry, we did. We did have a nice
Speaker 1: evening together. Okay. She was a bit more graphic about it.
Speaker 1: Everything everything, John God, even her laugh was more graphic
Speaker 1: about it. She told you, guys, everything that went on,
Speaker 1: that went on, everything, dude, every single detail. That's why
Speaker 1: Jubil wants to get a hold of you. What what
Speaker 1: did I mean? I'm not so comfortable someone sharing all
Speaker 1: my intimate stuff on the radio. She just told us that,
Speaker 1: you guys, hoicked up. But she says that it seems
Speaker 1: like I don't want to see her again. Is that true? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: uh wow, this is just getting stranger and stranger. After
Speaker 1: we hooked up, obviously, I invited her to stay the
Speaker 1: evening at my place, right, and she was like, oh great,
Speaker 1: I'll go get my bag from the car. And I
Speaker 1: was like, cool, I don't know why she already pre
Speaker 1: planned a bag. That's kind of strange. I mean, we
Speaker 1: literally just met m But you know, I didn't, I didn't,
Speaker 1: I didn't question it. I just assumed maybe she had
Speaker 1: a change of clothes or like it was a jim
Speaker 1: bag or something. Right, That's totally something that a lot
Speaker 1: of people have in their cars, right, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: So anyway, she comes back into my place with this
Speaker 1: bag and it's much larger than I expected. You know, again,
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a duffel bag or a backpack.
Speaker 1: You know. She comes in with what almost looks like
Speaker 1: like a like a roly suitcase type duffel bag. Like
Speaker 1: she's getting ready, like she's getting ready to go on
Speaker 1: like tour or like or like you know, travel the
Speaker 1: hills of Europe or something like. She opens he opens
Speaker 1: this bag, and she takes up this mask, mask, like
Speaker 1: a mask. So it sound like you said meth. For
Speaker 1: a second, I was like, that's that's would almost have
Speaker 1: been a more appropriate solution. She pulls out this mask
Speaker 1: m ask, and this thing is the scariest rigging thing
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. It. It's a sleeping mask, but it
Speaker 1: looks like it looks like a Darth Vader mask. It
Speaker 1: looks like it's got tubes and it's got like these
Speaker 1: giant red bullsy eyeholes that like will block out light
Speaker 1: but like to the outside, you know, it looks like
Speaker 1: you're like a villain in a Batman movie red eyeholes.
Speaker 1: That does sound like an evil mask, right, So she
Speaker 1: tells me before she puts the mask on. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes I have problems breathing in my sleep. This helps me. Also,
Speaker 1: if I don't breathe in the middle of the night,
Speaker 1: you know, you should call like nine one one or something.
Speaker 1: And now all of this is getting thrown on me,
Speaker 1: you know, literally minutes after we've just finished, you know,
Speaker 1: and then she puts the mask on, and it's exactly
Speaker 1: how I could imagine it, like darth ead. She's breathing,
Speaker 1: threw these tubes and it's the loudest, most annoying possible
Speaker 1: sound that could possibly come out of a sleeping mask.
Speaker 1: So I'm like laying there trying to sleep, and all
Speaker 1: I hear is that's not her fault. She obviously had
Speaker 1: her fault. But I mean, I get I have a
Speaker 1: horrid night's sleep, Like I get jealous sleep. Not only that,
Speaker 1: I am freaked out by this mask. Again, I really
Speaker 1: really like Taylor and we had a great even together,
Speaker 1: but that that was just that threw me off. Man.
Speaker 1: So I mean, you guys can understand. I just think
Speaker 1: that it's it. It'd be better right now if if
Speaker 1: I don't see her. You obviously had an amazing chemistry.
Speaker 1: You got along really well. Yeah, I mean that's true.
Speaker 1: It's just I mean, you know, maybe I'm not describing
Speaker 1: it better. You really need to take a peep at
Speaker 1: this thing, you know. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised
Speaker 1: if she told me, Like, you know, I also like
Speaker 1: to wear it most hours of the day. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's that's all I needs. Let's ask her, John, she's
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know why I forgot to tell
Speaker 1: you that, but we should just ask her why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Taylor is actually on the line listening and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you, like on the phone, or she's just
Speaker 1: listening on the radio on the phone. It's me. Oh man, yep,
Speaker 1: um wow, Taylor. I am so sorry. I don't understand
Speaker 1: why it's a problem because I've explained everything to you
Speaker 1: that night. It's not a big deal. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just a machine. I mean, it was a scary machine
Speaker 1: that kept me awake all night. I didn't sleep at all. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that you did sleep at some point,
Speaker 1: because you snore extremely loudly. Yeah, okay, let's tell it.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Like, I don't know what you wanted
Speaker 1: or expected me to do. Oh, I am so sorry
Speaker 1: for you. What's that? Really difficult? Sleep next to one
Speaker 1: with a machine? What a hard life for a little baby?
Speaker 1: What it was hard? And you know, maybe a heads
Speaker 1: up would have a nice I mean, am I supposed
Speaker 1: to be excited? You know that I'm sleeping next to
Speaker 1: the crypt keeper? Oh okay. I didn't realize that you
Speaker 1: were going to be handling it this way. But since
Speaker 1: we're going that route, I wasn't going to tell you this.
Speaker 1: But your breath is horrifying, the most horrible morning breath.
Speaker 1: And you know what, while I'm on the subject, when
Speaker 1: was the last time you wash your sheets? Like? What
Speaker 1: decade was that? Oh? Tylor? Why would it even want
Speaker 1: to call a guy back that has dirty sheets? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: that is like red flag to me. That's like ruling
Speaker 1: out well, you know what, maybe we should Okay, And
Speaker 1: by the way, John, it's a sleep apnea machine. I
Speaker 1: have to use it in order to breathe. It's just
Speaker 1: more that I wish we had talked about it before
Speaker 1: or you just kind of like whipped it out, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I don't know how many times
Speaker 1: people have said that in a second date update. So
Speaker 1: when I was supposed to then say, oh, and by
Speaker 1: the way, I have a huge mask that I wear
Speaker 1: at night, I think I would have appreciated that. Honestly. Really, no,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't would have sent me home. I don't know,
Speaker 1: you don't know I want to send you home. I
Speaker 1: would have probably been able to mentally prepare myself before
Speaker 1: you pulled out the sun at Krypton's mask from your
Speaker 1: black keuple bag. It feels like you're bullying her over
Speaker 1: a medical device, is what it feels like. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to say anything bad, but Darth Vader over there,
Speaker 1: John doesn't really sit like you're not trying to say
Speaker 1: anything bad, you know, thank you? Right, Okay, I understand
Speaker 1: how that sounded or how it came off. And I mean, honestly, Taylor,
Speaker 1: you know, we don't know each other very well. But
Speaker 1: I'm just not that type of guy that's going to
Speaker 1: try and bash other people. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: I said those things. John, would you like to go
Speaker 1: out with Taylor one more time on a second date? No, listen, no,
Speaker 1: I am not interested in that. Yeah, but we haven't
Speaker 1: heard from John yet. John, we talked to about on
Speaker 1: a second date with Taylor. We'll pay for it. Well,
Speaker 1: you know after hearing one cheek. Oh, John, I don't
Speaker 1: want to go on another date with you. You are
Speaker 1: a sleep shamer. Sleeper, a sleep shamer? What are you?
Speaker 1: What are you even talking about right now? You shamed
Speaker 1: me for the way that I sleep. It's not the
Speaker 1: way that you sleep. It's just the apparel that you
Speaker 1: wear while you can. Yeah, I wasn't shaming how you sleep.
Speaker 1: You sleep on your back and that's fine. But the
Speaker 1: other stuff, that's what I'm shaming you for. It is
Speaker 1: to keep me alive at night. It just spoke to
Speaker 1: me and I'm sorry. All right. Well, Taylor, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: no second date, but it sounds like that's fine with you,
Speaker 1: totally fine. And John, I'm sorry that you were scarred
Speaker 1: by Taylor's sleep at near mask. Well, get a grab, Taylor.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is that the next guy that you
Speaker 1: take home, just give them the heads up about the
Speaker 1: mask that you're gonna pull out of your duffle bag
Speaker 1: at some point in their lives. Okay, Well, next time
Speaker 1: you bring someone home, you should probably warn them about
Speaker 1: the biohazards that is your sheet broken. Juwel in the
Speaker 1: morning