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Speaker 1: Today affed up by choosing my girlfriend over my job.

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Speaker 1: You know, sometimes when that potent nanny be too sweet,

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Speaker 1: it's hard to resist. It is it is. I'll try

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Speaker 1: to keep this as brief as possible. This is a

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Speaker 1: two part fuck up, one that happened last week. In

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Speaker 1: the second part, today today affed up Now, as the

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Speaker 1: title says, I fed up by picking my girlfriend. We'll

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Speaker 1: call her Maria over my job. Maria and I have

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Speaker 1: been working together for a couple of years now, and

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Speaker 1: she was in a relationship the whole time up until

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Speaker 1: a few months ago. Oh yeah. In there, she was

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Speaker 1: dating a guy we'll call him Hank, who is one

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Speaker 1: of the longest tenured employees at our job. He is

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Speaker 1: extremely well liked and is a really good dude, though

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't say he and I were super close by

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Speaker 1: any means. Hmmm. Oh, he's seeing this as an opportunity. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Marie and I run in similar social circles, so we

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Speaker 1: always are around each other a lot, both inside and

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Speaker 1: outside of work. And one thing, let do another and

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Speaker 1: we started dating. Oh yeah. We immediately told her since

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Speaker 1: we all worked together, and he didn't seem to care,

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Speaker 1: but we made it a point to keep it quiet

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Speaker 1: around the office so it wouldn't start anything. That is

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Speaker 1: until last week when Marie and I were spotted out

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Speaker 1: together and news made it back to the office office

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Speaker 1: gossip goss our boss found out, and he was livid.

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Speaker 1: He called me into the office and made a huge

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Speaker 1: deal about me dating a made man's girl and now

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Speaker 1: this scumbag and a backstabber and all this a made

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Speaker 1: man or something like I got an offer you can't

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Speaker 1: reviewse I tried to explain myself. Admittedly, it didn't do

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Speaker 1: a good job because I'm an idiot, and you tried

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Speaker 1: to get me to admit that what I was doing

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Speaker 1: was wrong. And then I made a mistake, but I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't do it, and I doubled down on my commitment

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Speaker 1: to my girl. This ft me because the boss started

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Speaker 1: telling me my contract was up for renewal in February

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Speaker 1: and I wouldn't be renewed now, oh oh god. He

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Speaker 1: said other things to cover his eyes, like I'm not

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Speaker 1: producing any value for the company anyways, and that technically

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting fired. I'll just expire my current contract

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Speaker 1: and wouldn't be picked up again. So essentially I picked

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend and it cost me my job. That sucked

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Speaker 1: until today when Maria said, oh no, when Maria decided

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Speaker 1: she didn't want to be with me anymore, No, it's

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Speaker 1: getting double dick down by life. Bro. She told me

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Speaker 1: dating was a mistake that I rebounded for her after

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Speaker 1: she got out of a long relationship, and she would

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Speaker 1: rather live a single life as she travels the country

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Speaker 1: for her role at our company. She also threw some

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Speaker 1: personal shots at me disguised as advice to find a

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Speaker 1: better girl, like shave my head, I have long hair

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Speaker 1: but embalding on the top and quit wearing a hat

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Speaker 1: all the time, hit the gym. I'm a frail guy,

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Speaker 1: and find something I'm good at for work. Yo, she

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Speaker 1: destroyed this man's whole career. Oh my god. This was

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Speaker 1: an echoing of my convo with my boss, who said

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Speaker 1: I have no real talent. So I really fed up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so bro, you you you deserve better, and like, just

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Speaker 1: know you're these people. Don't listen to these people. Listen

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Speaker 1: to these people. Hit the gym, round your sorrows in

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Speaker 1: the Church of Iron, very super buff, and then make

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Speaker 1: Maria a wish that she could date you again, just

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Speaker 1: to beat your boss. Into a oblivion. There we go.

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Speaker 1: Just start sucking egg yolks until you can fucking yoke

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Speaker 1: your yoke your boss. Ye, dude, drink egg yolks like

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Speaker 1: Rocky where like he blends the yolks. I think he

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Speaker 1: just puts them all in a cup straight, goes straight

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Speaker 1: to cup and then drink some bulb. Yeah, not even

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Speaker 1: are you doing that. I wasn't drinking straight egg yolk,

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Speaker 1: but I was blending eggs and drinking them with other

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Speaker 1: things too. But I had like two to four eggs

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Speaker 1: in every shake. Interesting, John's like's not my style, but

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Speaker 1: we did yokes. Come on, come on,