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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one fifty, episode

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Speaker 1: one of production of My Heart Radio. This is a

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Speaker 1: podcast where we take a deep dive into America's share

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Speaker 1: consciousness and say, officially, off the top, fuck the Koch Brothers,

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Speaker 1: fuck box News, fuck Rush Limbaugh, buck buck Sexton, fucking Shapiro,

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Speaker 1: and fuck Tucker Carlson. It's Tuesday, September eight. My name

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Speaker 1: is Jack O'Brien AK. No one knows what it's like

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Speaker 1: to be the red Man, to be the dead man

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Speaker 1: behind white thighs, and no one knows what it's like

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Speaker 1: to be graded second rded on the Zeitgeist. That is

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Speaker 1: courtesy a Rusty Shackleford. Great that that made me. That

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Speaker 1: AK made me re examine what a whiny song that

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Speaker 1: is by the who I know. I'm not supposed to

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Speaker 1: talk yet, but please tell me that you have heard

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Speaker 1: be Fred Durst cover. Oh yeah, what's for the It

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Speaker 1: was for the movie Attica. And at the end of

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Speaker 1: it he gets to make out with Holly Berry I believe,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure at the end of the video. I

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Speaker 1: think so. He definitely has He definitely has a video

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Speaker 1: Hallie Berry and like whatever, And he definitely did a

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Speaker 1: cover behind Blue Eyes and he could be completely something, yes,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, damn he really had his moment, didn't he

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Speaker 1: really did. It is weird to put myself in a

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Speaker 1: place where I'm like, yeah, fred Durst, like Hallie Berry

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Speaker 1: that's what you feel. You're just like, I guess there

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Speaker 1: was a point in time. It's just one of those days.

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Speaker 1: We were just talking in on a recent episode, connecting um,

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Speaker 1: the toxic masculinity of the seventies with the toxic masculinity

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Speaker 1: predators and pedophiles. Uh, And that that's just because like

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Speaker 1: the seventies, like rocker, like nobody knows how hard it

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Speaker 1: it's like nobody appreciates my talent. I'm an artiste. Now

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make out with And it was was his cover.

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Speaker 1: It was his cover of Behind Blue Eyes. First he

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Speaker 1: makes out with Holly Berry and I was thinking of Gatica.

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Speaker 1: You're talking, I don't. I think Gothica makes way more

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Speaker 1: was thinking which hawk one where Yeah, that's Gatica. I

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Speaker 1: was like, that is strange that they went with a

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Speaker 1: who are those voices? I'll tell you who they are. Listener,

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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined by my special guest co host,

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Speaker 1: the very face of Mount Zeitmore. She is little Zam

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Speaker 1: Jamie if you like me, Jamie Laftis and saying Colvin

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Speaker 1: in May if you like that, and bonus and going

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Speaker 1: out in the rain if you like Vinsie for leftists

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Speaker 1: on the streets of l A And then I'm that

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Speaker 1: cost you've looked for. Please don't at me today. That

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Speaker 1: is a fun one. That's a fun one there. That's

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Speaker 1: at from from at Pop. That sounds vaguely Scandinavian like

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Speaker 1: know is that they're a skilled songwriter. Yes, that is clear. Um, Jamie,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing. I'm good. I just got home. Yes, welcome. Thanks,

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Speaker 1: I'm great. Yeah, so I'm just very happy to be home. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by

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Speaker 1: the hilarious and talented and brilliant Danielle rad descriptions. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it is her birthday. Ship. You were born on

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Speaker 1: the same day as presumably a lot of people, but

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Speaker 1: one Beyonce Knowles as super producer on a Hosnie pronounced it. Uh,

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Speaker 1: same day, same year, same day, same year. Pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: We both look great. Yeah. Well who that entitles you

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Speaker 1: to a hang Yeah for sure, special bond. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: seems to be made. Miles has talked about how he

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Speaker 1: is birthday brothers with Prince Harry. Harry is his name right?

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Speaker 1: I almost called him Henry, but yeah, Prince Harry. Uh so,

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Speaker 1: and he he really does seem like he believes he

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Speaker 1: There is. There's a couple of good ones man, some

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Speaker 1: Like when you look at when birth spike, that's the

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Speaker 1: I was. I was birthday sex for sure. I did

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Speaker 1: oh that's a bummer. Oh My parents like to They

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Speaker 1: didn't really mix things up. They're like, oh, it's your birthday, Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, Danielle, we're going to get to know you

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Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: tell her listeners just a couple of things we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about how Donald Trump is truly cartoonishly

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Speaker 1: feelings about the troops, we'll talk about that. We'll talk

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Speaker 1: about what his miracle cure convalescent plasma plan has to

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the Smurfs, of course, and boss Baby. Yeah, yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I should have said should have called him by his

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Speaker 1: full name. There's boss Baby movie, There's boss Baby TV show,

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Speaker 1: and now to complete the trilogy, is boss Baby Interactive? Yes? Yes,

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Speaker 1: the children like the boss Baby I don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what toy capitalism is? Adorable? Um? Seven Days to Live, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: What is something from your search history that's revealing about

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Speaker 1: who you are? I looked up blue shoe. Um. Blue

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Speaker 1: looked up. I looked up exactly what blue schoo is

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Speaker 1: and how blue choo works. And I'm still not sure.

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Speaker 1: But according according to Jim Ross, uh, it'll make your

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Speaker 1: looks like a Smartie. Yeah. Interesting, getting something from my family. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because it's like unregulated to a large degree. Um kind

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, Um, we don't need to call Donald Trump

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Speaker 1: interesting way to call him orange. Like I don't need

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Speaker 1: people are like, uh, that's that's a bomber man. That's

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Speaker 1: not how we want to think about you. You lead

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Speaker 1: um adequately show what someone knows. Right, they should you

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Speaker 1: should if your president probably know who fought in World

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Speaker 1: War One, what the war was about, Yeah, um, you

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Speaker 1: should know. You you should just know that. Um. Also,

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00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: is that question too dumb to be on the S

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Speaker 1: A T S though, like you fought in World War One? Yeah,

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00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: I feel like that's more of like a high school

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00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: entrance exam. I think that's been That's been said a

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00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: number of times of like our president could most likely

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00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: not pass the American citizenship test, but yeah, much less.

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00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even know if fucking I could.

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00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: But he definitely. But you're not. You're not president, right,

433
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: I am famously not the president you make. That is

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Speaker 1: what we do, and it is fantastic and we're very

435
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: good at it. There is no entrance example to part jokes. Also,

436
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: is it is it a problem with helicopters that they

437
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: don't work in the rain? I feel like we have

438
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: heard about that before. Yeah, no, it's it's not Nobody

439
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: is really backed him on on that one. But the Yeah,

440
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: I mean he it's really like a hot mic moment

441
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: written by Veep if Veep just wanted to, you know,

442
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: be the if the Raiders of Veep just wanted to

443
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: like completely let an algorithm write an episode or yeah,

444
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 1: it's it is. It's like the chaotic take on everything

445
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: and some of those some of that chaos ends up

446
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: with a conservative platform, and a lot of it does not.

447
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,959
Speaker 1: The article goes on to talk about how Trump on

448
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: Memorial Day visited Arlington Cemetery on a Memorial Day with

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Speaker 1: his chief of staff John Kelly, whose son is buried

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Speaker 1: in Section sixty, which he was killed in two thousand

451
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: ten in Afghanistan when he was twenty nine, and Trump

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00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: was supposed to on his visit, joined John Kelly and

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Speaker 1: paying respects at his son's grave to comfort the families

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Speaker 1: of other fallen service members. But according to sources with

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00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: knowledge of the visit, while standing next to Robert Kelly's grave,

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00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: he turned to John Kelly, Robert Kelly's father, and said,

457
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Speaker 1: I don't get it. What was in it for them? Um?

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00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: So Kelly chose to justify that to himself by being

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00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: like he was making a reference to the selflessness. Um.

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00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: But then he said he says that he According to sources,

461
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: he later came to realize Trump simply does not understand

462
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: non transactional life choices. It's it's just fucking cruel. I

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00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: would speculate that it has to do with him his

464
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: own insecurities about being a draft dodger as well, and

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00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 1: like devaluing the military as a way to justify that

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00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: decision in his head. But like that's just I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's also you know, it's very classic, you know, born

468
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: on third base. Thank you, thank you hit a triple

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00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like it, Um, that's like

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Speaker 1: him to be like, oh, well they're losers. It's like, well,

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00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: why didn't they just oh they got drafted, Well they

472
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: simply could have not been drafted. Why were they just

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00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: not drafted? Why did they just not I didn't go?

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Speaker 1: Why didn't they just not go? And it's like, well

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00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: that's not Look, I'm glad you have a gold shitter,

476
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: but that's not like real life for most people. Um,

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00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is so weird because it's it's

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00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: discussions about the military, Like there's a whole military industrial

479
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: complex as some people maybe no, Like I grew up

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00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: on military basis. I my my popses in the military.

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00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: Most of my family, um are either like involved in

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00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: law or law enforcement or legal in some way, or

483
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: we are in straight up criminals. So like that that's

484
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: my family. So for me personally, it's like it doesn't

485
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: bug me in terms of you know, how dare he

486
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: be disrespectful? Whatever that dude sucks. We all know that

487
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: he sucks. The thing that I don't get is is

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00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: it's just we we all think that, like, this is

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00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: gonna be the thing, and this is a problem that

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00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: we have, or maybe I should have made this my

491
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: overrated We all think this is gonna be the thing,

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00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: This is gonna be the thing that finally takes down

493
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: Cheeto man, Like this is gonna be It's never going

494
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: to be the thing. It's never gonna be the thing.

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00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,239
Speaker 1: You guys, there's always lower. There's always lower he can go.

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00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: There's always a video of more low. The only thing

497
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: that's ever gonna make it the thing is of more.

498
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: Conservatives finally decide that they are done using him as

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00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: a useful idiot and it is actually hurting them, and

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00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: that will be when they start turning against him. But

501
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: right now they all know that they can continue using

502
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: him to further their own agenda and then later be like, oh,

503
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: well we behind the scenes, you don't know what we said,

504
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: and did you know what I mean? And then they

505
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: can always like distance themselves from him later. That's just

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00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: it's never it's always these things of like, well, how

507
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: is it if you guys believe in God and he

508
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: does this, and and you guys believe in this, they

509
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: don't care. They don't care. They care about the fact

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00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: that he is pushing through the things that they want

511
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: to get pushed through, and they will do whatever leaps

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00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: and bounds need to happen to make that make sense

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00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: in their brain. And that's really it. They don't care. Yeah, yeah,

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00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: I mean at this point, yeah, that's to almost two

515
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: hundred thousand people have died on this person's watch, and

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00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: there's still a huge number of people that don't you know,

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Speaker 1: don't hold them accountable for there's just not there's nothing

518
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 1: after Herman Kane, Like that's like come on, like if that,

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00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: if that, if there was ever to be a moment

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00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: where people go like, hey, guess maybe, uh maybe we

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00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: should back some of this up. Maybe you know, maybe

522
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: we should uh revalue that They don't they want to

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00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: get through the things they want to get through, and

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00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: later they will find ways to justify. But like, well,

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00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,879
Speaker 1: he wasn't perfect, but he gave us this and this

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00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,800
Speaker 1: was godly or he gave us this and this to

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00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: blah blah, that's what it is. And it's you know,

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00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: and US US leftist US well liberals leftists, most of

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00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: them progressive. It's mostly like you know, oh, I can't

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Speaker 1: believe that you guys would stand by him while he

531
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: does this. Yeah we can, Why do we do that?

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00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: We believe it. It's a useless discussion to continue. And

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Speaker 1: I find it really frustrating that there's still a number

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00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,720
Speaker 1: of news outlets that, like you're saying, Danielle, are trying

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00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: to make this thing the thing, when it's like there's

536
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 1: you have so many reas versus to report on other

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00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: things and to like of course, report on what the

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00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: president is doing, but the you know, I don't know,

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00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: it's it's it just seems like such a futile effort

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00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: at this point to make to try to make something

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00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: the thing. It's like you're saying, it's not going to

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00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: be the thing. Where can we direct our attention that

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00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: is like productive? And yeah, and like cover it, absolutely,

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00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: cover it, like it is a thing that happens. It's

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00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 1: important to cover it. But it's always like the odd

546
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 1: singer got him this time, right, Like what you don't

547
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: need to cover it for weeks and weeks trying to

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00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: be like that was the thing. It's like, it's not

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00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: the thing. And and there's there's a lot going on.

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00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: If the piss, if the piss tape ever comes out

551
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: and they are peeing in his mouth, it will not

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00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:48,399
Speaker 1: be the thing. It will it's going to be it.

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00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,439
Speaker 1: They are going to vote for this man no matter

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00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 1: what because he further's the thing he's doing. He's giving

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00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: them the things they want. Like they can say all

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00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: day long about how Michelle Obama this, and Michelle Obama

557
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: was arms and this thing and that thing, and then

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00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 1: you show you know, or or complaining about whap, and

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00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: then you show them pictures of Melania covering her whap

560
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: and they don't care. The hypocrisy is part of the point.

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00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: You get to do whatever you want and still say

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00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: whatever you want, be whoever you want. That's what being

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00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: rich is about. And you get to have that if

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00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: you do the things that we say you do. Yeah, bummer,

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00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 1: what a bummer on my birthday. No, it's definitely true.

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00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: And like part of the reason I thought this was

567
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: like worth covering was this story that I remember in

568
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: the election there he like talked shit about a gold

569
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: star family like family, and like his polls actually dropped

570
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: and people are like, well, that's the silver bullet, but

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00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 1: that was before he got elected president, so it seems

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00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: like it's not at silver a bullet. When when women

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00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: Will Miranda went on SNL and it was after the

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00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: ground by the pussy thing and he's saying, never going

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00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: to be president. Now about truck one of the most

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00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: embarrassing pieces of media to revisit, right up there with

577
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: Kate McKinnon singing Hallelujah Clinton. It's just like, yeah, stop

578
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: doing that. It's embarrassing, it's and it I don't know whatever. Well, again,

579
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: we cover all of it. It's important to cover it.

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00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: I think it's it's important to have it as a record.

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00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 1: I just don't like the tweets, words like boom whatever,

582
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: Like a tweet like this is not okay. This I

583
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: feel like this connected with your cheetah president thing. This

584
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: is not normal. This is not okay. I'm like, okay,

585
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:56,839
Speaker 1: suggestions for a solution like or no, okay, I guess

586
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: not okay, okay, Oh my god. It's just like it's

587
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: just like a bunch of people with their hands on

588
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: their ships, like waggling their fingers. Okay, but what's like okay,

589
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: that's step one acknowledging that there is a problem. But

590
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: oh my god, you guys, that is not okay. That's

591
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: the voice I hear in my head years later. It's

592
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: like I was saving those tweets. I'm like, yeah, this

593
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: is not okay. But it's like, okay, continue this conversation.

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00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: Did you guys hear the Trump pooped in someone's mouth?

595
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: This is not okay? Like what this is not okay?

596
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: This is not normal. That was like that, Yeah, that

597
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. Everyone went through the phase is normal,

598
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: but no normal. Now Hitler is not okay, you guys,

599
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: Hitler is that is not normal? Okay? So like have

600
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: you seen his speeches? He is like so wound up?

601
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: That is not right? Uh about I don't know. There's

602
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: um there's also this thing where he is there's with

603
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: regards to his COVID nineteen response. There's a thing that

604
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: we've had on the dock for a while that I

605
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: just wanted to touch on real quick, where it's like

606
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: convalescent plasma, which is where you take the blood plasma

607
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 1: from people who have had the disease and put it

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00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: in the veins of people who are fighting it and

609
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: it helps boost there it has been shown to help

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00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:53,240
Speaker 1: boost their immune response. Uh, so he got on board

611
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: with that. And it's been something that's been in used

612
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: since the eighteen hundreds, so it's not like this revolutionary thing.

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00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: But he only really like started talking about it when

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Speaker 1: the f D A like pumped the brakes on it.

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00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: So it just underlined to me that it's not that

616
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: he wants to be he needs to be right, it's

617
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: that he needs to be right while everyone else is wrong.

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00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: Like he uh, And that's something that I guess is

619
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 1: just worth keeping in mind. Is he uh destroys our

620
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,919
Speaker 1: country that that is why he's doing it. He's like, yeah,

621
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: you know, he's a total contrariyan. He's like those dudes

622
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 1: that tweet sports bar ball while other people are enjoying

623
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: the super Bowl, right, except with our lives, Except with

624
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 1: our lives. Can you guys imagine what, like, in the

625
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: best case scenario for how the election goes and Biden

626
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:54,439
Speaker 1: wins and everybody agrees he has one, Like, what will

627
00:40:54,600 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: those months where he is just waiting for Biden too,

628
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: like come into off? Like what would those be? Like?

629
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: I don't like, I don't think that that's necessarily going

630
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: to happen. But we've only had that happen once in

631
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 1: my lifetime, So definitely, you guys a lifetime. Like with

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00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: with Georgie H. W. Bush, and like, the thing that

633
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: was uncommon about him was that he was very like

634
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: gracious to the Clinton administration and like was trying trying

635
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 1: to be helpful to them, Like what will that He'll

636
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: try to start a war essentially, like it seems like

637
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,399
Speaker 1: it will not be good. But I wonder if if

638
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: he loses, if that is the point that his cabinet

639
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: will begin to distance themselves because he, you know, his

640
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 1: powers running out. I'm not I know, I don't know.

641
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: I kind of wonder if it'd be one of those

642
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: things where it's like it starts coming in that it's

643
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: looking like he's losing and he doesn't do a concession

644
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: speech so much as a I've done everything I want

645
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: to do, so I'm quitting anyway, Like do you can't

646
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,240
Speaker 1: fire me? I quit? Like if it's one of those

647
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, I'm not I'm not conceding because I

648
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 1: was going to win. But no other president has done

649
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 1: what I've done in the last four years. I guess

650
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: you're not wrong. Like although that also feels like something

651
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: that I the liberal Democrat inside of me keeps waiting

652
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: for it to happen. It's like, well, none of this

653
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: is okay. This is not okay. He's gonna quit, Like

654
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 1: it's so outside the bounds of propriety, this man must quit.

655
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 1: And uh it's it just seems like I I'm extremely

656
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: worried about what q and On will do and what

657
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 1: he will encourage q and On to do. Uh if

658
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: he if he is electorally defeated, Um, what does he steal?

659
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 1: Is not okay? Yeah, that's true, you guys. This is

660
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: like who does that? That is not okay? He is

661
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: going to steal some ship though, Like if he does,

662
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 1: if he does, if this is a peaceful transfer best

663
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: case scenario like the zero zero zero one top zero

664
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: zero one percent case like scenario, he's taken all the

665
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: laptops and forgetting that they have trackers on him, like

666
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: he's doing like all like he's forgetting that it's got

667
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: key loggers because it's the White House, like five government

668
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: lap to chrome book the Clinton administration when they were

669
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: a bitter about Gore losing that took all the ws

670
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: off of the computers, which is such a great metaphor

671
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:50,720
Speaker 1: for toothless Democratic Party politicis they showed him? Yeah, he can't,

672
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: he can't put in part of his name. Yeah. Very symbolic,

673
00:43:55,880 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 1: very powerful, powerful. All right, let's take a quick break

674
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: and we'll come back and talk about children's movies. And

675
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: we're back, and the Smurfs is number two on the

676
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,479
Speaker 1: Netflix top ten, uh and number seven, but I think

677
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: charging up the charts, I will definitely Yeah. Is Boss

678
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 1: Baby interactive? Jamie? Can you tell us what? What is

679
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:36,720
Speaker 1: Boss Baby interactive? It's like the um that Black Mirror

680
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: episode where you like, choose your own adventure type of thing,

681
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 1: but for boss Babies, but this time for boss Babies.

682
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: I was very curious to watch this because I worked

683
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: on an interactive show that hasn't come out yet. So

684
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's fun too because it's I don't know,

685
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: it's like the most obnoxious way to write a show

686
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: human possible. UM and Netflix, I don't know, it's weird.

687
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: Netflix does the does the most popular ones, but they

688
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: don't do it very well. Boss Baby the story is simple,

689
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: it is, but also kind of I was when I

690
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: was trying to recap it, I'm like, I actually don't

691
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: know if I can describe this. So the boss Baby,

692
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: you know him, you love him, He's got an older brother,

693
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 1: and then he has to win some kind of relay race.

694
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 1: Why I don't know. But at the relay race he

695
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: runs into several escaped convicts, one of whom and they're

696
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 1: mostly goofy cartoon criminals that are like I stole a cat,

697
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: no adults. And then one of them is Rheese Darby,

698
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: who is who's a kind of like a business he's

699
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: a white collar criminal. So so the boss Baby runs

700
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 1: into all these guys for some and then he finds

701
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: out there's a big government conspiracy. You're making choices this

702
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: whole time, and you're like, should I fight Reese Darby?

703
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: And then yeah, we should, So the Boss Baby fights

704
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 1: Reese Derby, and you're kind of it's kind of just

705
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 1: like you're playing like an old school video game where

706
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: it's Boss Baby Reese Derby, and it's like, what should

707
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: you throw at him? A diaper? You throw a diaper

708
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: at Reese Derby. That's fun, knocks him out, and then

709
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: he gives you your passive fireback. So that happens. There's

710
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: just this sounds like a flash game. It sounds very

711
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:42,760
Speaker 1: like New Grounds. It is, yes, and so then nothing

712
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: happens for a while. You're kind of just like fighting

713
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: anyone you meet. And then at the end there's the

714
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: climaxes at a factory and there's some controversy with a factory,

715
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 1: and it's like a kind of a socialist statement, but

716
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 1: it's also really like upsetting to watch where it's this

717
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 1: big conspiracy where it's this sweater company, right, and Rhese

718
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 1: Darby is involved with the sweater company. But how do

719
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 1: they make the sweaters? They make babies lick cats and

720
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: then spit out the hair balls and they make the

721
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: hairballs into sweaters. Jamie, are you having an episode? What? What?

722
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: What did you just say? They make babies lick cats?

723
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: I had to the hair out. It was really I

724
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: wish I was. I was shocked and I'm not easily shocked.

725
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: But okay, so what it is is they have babies

726
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 1: on like the production line, and then what happens at

727
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,240
Speaker 1: the factory is they there's this thing that dangles a

728
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: cookie in front of the baby's face and the baby

729
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: goes oh, and the baby gets ready to lick the cookie.

730
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: And then as we do how you consume cookies by

731
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: licking them. Babies love to eat cookies this way. And

732
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 1: then at the last second, as the baby is about

733
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: to lick the cookie, they switch it out and they

734
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 1: put a kitten there instead, and so the baby looks

735
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,240
Speaker 1: the kitten and they go oop and then they catch

736
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 1: the hair in a barrel and they turned the hair

737
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: into sweaters that they sell for three hundred dollars. So

738
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: this is a world in which the Triangle shirt waste

739
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: factory never existed. No if what is the Triangle shirt

740
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: waste factory was babies and kittens, and that's what this

741
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: narrative explores. And then at the end you base the

742
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: whole framework of the thing. It's kind of people seem

743
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: to like it and it's like it's for kids. I

744
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: get it, but I also think that this format can

745
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: be done way better and Netflix has never done it

746
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: very well. Um, but the whole framework is that you're

747
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: playing through this entire story and then at the end

748
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,720
Speaker 1: they tell you what your job is. They like, hire

749
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: you at the boss Baby's company. Because the boss baby

750
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 1: frees all the babies and he frees all the kittens

751
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: in various ways. There's kind of no way to lose there.

752
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: There's just different ways to free all the babies, and

753
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: in one my favorite way was when the babies they're like,

754
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: we're taking back the means of production, and then there

755
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 1: isn't eat the rich. But then at the end they're like,

756
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: and you're hired in HR at the boss Baby's company.

757
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, that's kind of unsatisfying, but there's sixteen

758
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 1: different jobs that you can get at the I'm like,

759
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: do children want to be hired at a conglomerate? Like

760
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 1: there was an ending I got where it's like, congratulations,

761
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: you've been hired in middle management? Like, yeah, that's one

762
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: of the endings. I only got to eight out of

763
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 1: the sixteen and then I was like, I cannot conscidually

764
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: spend more time on this, but yeah, there's so it

765
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 1: is a weird story. I can It's like not it's

766
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: not badly written. I like there was some jokes that

767
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,760
Speaker 1: I was laughing. Boss Babies always got some fun jokes.

768
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: I enjoyed the original movie. Uh. But the thing that

769
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: bothers me about this format that I think is kind

770
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,240
Speaker 1: of lazy is that it's kind of I think people

771
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 1: had the same issue with Bandersnatch. Of like, there's just

772
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 1: there are points where you just lose, and then they

773
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: send you back and you have to watch a whole

774
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: scene again and then just make the other choice, which

775
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 1: is like, if you're going to make me do that.

776
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: First of all, I firmly believe no one actually wants

777
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: to pay attention to television, and it's frustrating to have

778
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 1: to pay attention to television too carefully like this, Um,

779
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 1: I'm not here to tell the boss baby what to do.

780
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 1: I trust that he's going to do what's right in

781
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 1: the end, because you're not in charge of the bus

782
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: Baby is in charge. He is. He is the boss

783
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,720
Speaker 1: after all. I mean, no no ethical consumption under boss Baby,

784
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,240
Speaker 1: but it is what it is. He makes his choices.

785
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: But in this one, I'm in control of the boss Baby.

786
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: But it's it sucks. There's multiple points where you there

787
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 1: they just send you back to the previous scene. They're like,

788
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: you lost, and that happened in Bandersnatch too, where like

789
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: if you something like if you killed your dad, They're like,

790
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: that was the wrong choice. You have to go back,

791
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: And I think that's sucks because you don't have to

792
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: do that, which I know, because there are ways to

793
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 1: write stories where that you can. It's just actually doing

794
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: what you say that the format is supposed to do,

795
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: which is like give you a ton of choices of

796
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: where stuff can go, or like, I don't know, I

797
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 1: think it really sucks when you can lose an interactive

798
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: that it just makes you feel like you're wasting your time.

799
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: I felt the same way. I think the worst one.

800
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: Did either of you watch the Kimmy Schmidt Interactive Special.

801
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: I didn't know. It's so frustratingly bad because famous people

802
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: they just shouldn't be in things like this because it's

803
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 1: a lot of filming and they don't want to do

804
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,839
Speaker 1: a lot of filming, and so then they have like

805
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 1: two endings and then they're like, sorry, you should have

806
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 1: kissed Daniel Radcliffe forty five minutes ago. Go back to

807
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: the beginning. Like a special sucked. Also, I didn't want

808
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: to see Ellie Kemper kissed Daniel Radcliffe. What I've been

809
00:51:55,920 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 1: shipping them for so long? You didn't want it? It's gross? Uh.

810
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. I could talk about the issues of

811
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: interactive television forever, but if you haven't, like, maybe they

812
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: like it. But I'm also like, I don't think kids

813
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:14,720
Speaker 1: want to babies. I don't know. I think the boss

814
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: baby will be studied like as a cultural institution many

815
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 1: years into the future as like a weird expression of

816
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 1: like late stage capitalism. And it's just so strange. So

817
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 1: I'm glad that they're continuing to perpetuate the myth that

818
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: HR is for the employees and not for the employer.

819
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: Right there, lucky you, you get to screw your fellow

820
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:45,399
Speaker 1: employees over. There's one ending where they're like, congratulations, you

821
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: are a recruiter. I'm like, kids don't know what a

822
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: recruiter is, and then they just tell you what a

823
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: recruiter is. It's like they're preparing children for an unsatisfying

824
00:52:55,280 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 1: life in a bizarre is based on a book that

825
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 1: every parent is required to purchase when you have a baby.

826
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 1: They're like, here, you have to buy this. It's or

827
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 1: else you will be you know, your child will be

828
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 1: taken away. And it's a very simple premise that is

829
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: inconceivable that they made this into a larger universe. The

830
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 1: idea is when a baby first comes home from the hospital,

831
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: they take over your life and start making like you

832
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: have to do very uncomfortable things much as a bad

833
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: boss would make you do. It's like the Baby set

834
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: up his office right in the middle of the house

835
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: and he was calling meetings all night long. And so

836
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: that's it. And then they were like, what if Baby

837
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 1: was like a really mean like capitalists like fortune five

838
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: hundred oligarch or like it's some kind of implies that

839
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: you're like that you can be born with capitalism in

840
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 1: your The baby, it's just what he does. He can't

841
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: help it. His family isn't teaching him. This just lives

842
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: in a in a middle class family and you know,

843
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,800
Speaker 1: and but the boss baby boss is in his bones.

844
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,959
Speaker 1: It's the weirdest ship. Uh And I don't know, Yeah,

845
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 1: I I no, I Okay, time for reflex. I know

846
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: someone who works on the Boss Baby TV show, and

847
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if he worked on this, but I

848
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 1: do know that it is a weird room to be

849
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 1: in because you're constantly having to discuss how to present

850
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 1: capitalism to children. Looks, some people are born queer, some

851
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: people are born capitalists. Like that's just how it works,

852
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:56,839
Speaker 1: that's right, Boss Baby. I don't know. And also Boss

853
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:00,360
Speaker 1: Baby was originally Alec Baldwin and but it they just

854
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 1: hired an Alec Baldwin sound alike for this. I was

855
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:08,880
Speaker 1: gonna yeah, no, Alec bol I mean also, it's like

856
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: that Boss Baby came out what like three ish years ago,

857
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 1: and already it's it's poorly the Boss Baby Extended Universe.

858
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:27,879
Speaker 1: It's it's too much. It's yeah, I came out three

859
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: years ago. God, it's uh. It made like over five

860
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars at the box office when it came out.

861
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:39,479
Speaker 1: People love like, but it is just it is such

862
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: a weird property because it's like it's just making references

863
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 1: to Alec Baldwin's work in Glen Garry Glenn Ross for

864
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: a lot of the movie, and Jack Donaghey and children

865
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: famous huge in the glen Garry Glynn Ross. That's yeah, yeah,

866
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 1: like Glen Garry Glenn Ross for kids. My four year

867
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: old isn't as much into it anymore. But it's like

868
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: a definitely a stage two year olds go through where

869
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 1: they're like than trains than dinosaurs. Uh So, guys, I

870
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: want to talk to you about the Smurfs because it

871
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 1: kind of ties in and that the Smurfs are very

872
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: much from a land that doesn't have a capitalist ethos,

873
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 1: that has like more of a socialist ethos. They everybody

874
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 1: is defined by like their role that they perform within

875
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:43,919
Speaker 1: the group. Sorry. Yeah, absolutely, that's one of the very

876
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 1: strangest parts of the Smurf world that they lean into.

877
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:52,240
Speaker 1: They're like they make sure you know that they Smurfs

878
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 1: are all boys. But then the evil wizard of this

879
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: universe made a girl Smurf to like fuck them over,

880
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,959
Speaker 1: to be like, yeah, well women are gonna yeah. Yeah,

881
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: that's where smurt Fact comes from. The main antagonist, Gargamel

882
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: uh invented her to screw over the to like screw

883
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: up the dynamics, the internal balance of the Smurfs. Um,

884
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 1: and they Papa Smurf through his beneficence and uh, you know,

885
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: he's very saintly, also wears a red hat white beard,

886
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 1: very uh uh Santa clause ish, but also like could

887
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: have like Lennon Vibes in there. Um, but he's very uh,

888
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 1: I don't know kind and like a it would make

889
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: this movie and all Smurfs movies would make sense as

890
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: like a hagiography of uh of Papa Smurf, Like if

891
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 1: Papa Smurf were a real historic figure, it's just like

892
00:57:55,440 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: Papa Smurf is the kindest, gentlest, most loving human Like.

893
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: He sacrifices him his life in this for the greater

894
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: good of the other Smurfs, and they like go back

895
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: to save him because they realize Papa Smurfs is the best. Um.

896
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 1: This is Neil Patrick Harris Smurf right, this is Neil

897
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 1: Patrick Harris Spurfs. So what happens? They live in a

898
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 1: magical forest and giant oversized mushroom houses. Uh, and Gardenmel

899
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 1: comes for them, so they are very like socialist they

900
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 1: It opens with him collecting berries, putting them in a

901
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,440
Speaker 1: pot in the middle of town. So where they're going

902
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: to share all the smurf berries. Gargen Mel is very like,

903
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 1: I want to possess the Smurfs. I'm going to come

904
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: for them and turn them into a product that I

905
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: can use for power. He arrives chases them through a

906
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 1: portal into New York City. Um, and that's when they

907
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: meet Neil Patrick Harris, who is very solid performance from

908
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 1: him for someone who is having to, you know, act

909
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: against a bunch of tennis balls and dolls. Uh. But

910
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 1: it is it is shockingly recent for a movie in

911
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 1: which not only are we asked to believe him as

912
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: like a just very straight down the middle like straight

913
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 1: father husband, but like we demanded he pretend to be

914
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: like a straight guy for this role. Um, but he does.

915
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: He does a good job. It is like there's this

916
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: part in The Big Lebowski. Yes I'm quoting The Big Lebowski,

917
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: but they they open up talking about how the dude

918
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 1: is like the most perfectly of his time person like

919
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: he is just perfect for the era in which he exists.

920
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 1: I feel like this is the most two thousand and

921
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 1: eleven movie that's ever been made. It's so aggressively like

922
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: three D. There's like all these scenes where you're just

923
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: like zooming back and forth in between like tunnels. Like

924
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: it opens where you're like getting a point of view

925
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 1: of a are swooping around with a smurf on its

926
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: back and the Neil Patrick Harris thing. Katie Perry plays

927
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: Smurfette and at one point she says, I smurfed a

928
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: girl and I think I liked it. Uh. No, Guitar

929
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 1: Hero is like the big musical number is Neil Patrick

930
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 1: Harris rocking out with a guitar Hero and the Smurfs

931
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 1: are dancing. The cranky Smurf falls in love with the

932
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 1: Green eminem. So it's like that ad campaign they go

933
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 1: to a toy store and there's like an eminem setup.

934
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: It's very like corporate dists. I just think that making

935
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 1: candy into sexy women is some of the most right

936
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 1: in the entire That's what I meant. I saw a

937
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 1: picture of a sexy lady Hershey kissed the other day

938
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 1: that I was just like someone really had to be

939
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 1: firing on it. They're like, Oh, this beautiful curvy kiss

940
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 1: it's so weird, and they're like, let's give her lips

941
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: in a phone. People are gonna love this sexy piece

942
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: of candy. I just I don't know. I don't want

943
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: to suck my food. I guess I just don't. I

944
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 1: just don't. Yeah, but but good for the green eminem. Yeah,

945
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 1: she's out here. It's also that point in tech where

946
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 1: like we still thought Google was so like cool. Like

947
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 1: at one point, he like searches something and they're like,

948
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 1: where what are you? Where are you getting these facts?

949
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 1: What magical alchemy is this? He's like, I'm googling something

950
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 1: and they're like a Google. Uh, Like it's just cool

951
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 1: and adorable. Times Squares also like They're like, whoa, look

952
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 1: at all the lights and corporate logos. It's like, um,

953
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 1: they're more of a what magic land is this? Rather

954
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 1: than who dumped garbage all over my eyeballs? Uh? I

955
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 1: think is more what you would get today if you

956
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 1: made a thing where like people came from a socialist

957
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 1: utopia in the woods two times square. Like I feel

958
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 1: like people would be like this is so cool, um

959
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 1: being like why does looking burn right? Exactly? Um? But

960
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 1: I watched it with my uh four year old and

961
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 1: two year old and they, uh, it got their official

962
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 1: stamp of approval, which is when the credits song starts rolling,

963
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 1: they started dancing, uh and really have a have a blast. Uh.

964
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: There there are some like five star jokes, uh from

965
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 1: my four year old perspective, where in a smurf falls

966
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 1: into a toilet uh and that was the funniest thing

967
01:02:55,840 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 1: he'd ever seen. So you do you do love to

968
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 1: see it? So I can't be mad at this movie

969
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 1: five stars. Um, let me know what, Let me know

970
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: what the what the boys think of Boss Baby Interacted. Yeah,

971
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 1: I'm kind of excited. I'm kind of excited. There are

972
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 1: good jokes. Okay, I mean it sounds like I could

973
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: get a whole just like burned through a whole weekend. Uh,

974
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 1: with with just all those all those choices a scoring

975
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 1: jobs you can get. Oh, I can't wait to find

976
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:36,560
Speaker 1: out what it means to be a comptroller. Uh. Danielle,

977
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: you said you have seen the Smurfs two thousand eleven. Yes,

978
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 1: I have, Yep, sure, sure did. UM It's yeah, it's

979
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:50,439
Speaker 1: for some reason we really wanted to see um because

980
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 1: we've already done the Garfield, which was already like a

981
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 1: mixture of live action and UM animated, just because that's

982
01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 1: the nature of it. It's the same thing when we

983
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 1: do like an and in the Chipmunks, that is the

984
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 1: nature of it, live action animated. And so someone was like, look,

985
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:07,080
Speaker 1: we can't trust that the Smurfs can be the Smurfs

986
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: on their own, and so we have to take them

987
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: into I'm always I'm always very curious about, um, how

988
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: little people want to adapt this thing that's that's popular,

989
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 1: but they believe so little in it that they completely

990
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: fundamentally change the premise of what it's about. I mean,

991
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, yeah, no, we love the Smurfs. Everyone

992
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 1: loves the Smurfs. Um, but how about we take the

993
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 1: Smurfs and this thing that everyone loves and we put

994
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 1: them in New York and see what happens. Um, yeah,

995
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: no it's not. You know, there's some cute songs. I

996
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 1: think Britney Spears has a song on there on either

997
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: the first one or second one, that La Law song.

998
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:52,320
Speaker 1: They try real hard to make Smurfett real bangable, it's not.

999
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:53,960
Speaker 1: It's one of those things. Was like, you can't even

1000
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 1: be mad at it. It It just kind of happens to you.

1001
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: It washes upon you. Um, it's not so bad that

1002
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 1: it's not a boss Baby, which is like the movie

1003
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 1: Boss Baby is not good. And you can spend some

1004
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 1: real time taking it apart. Um, much like with anything

1005
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 1: that it's my job. I find ways to take apart everything.

1006
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 1: It's like what I do for a living. I'm a

1007
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:16,240
Speaker 1: very happy person. Um. But so you can find ways

1008
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,280
Speaker 1: to like take that apart. You can find ways to

1009
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 1: take the Smurfs apart. But mostly it's just like why, yeah,

1010
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 1: why did you make this? Because for me, I like

1011
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,680
Speaker 1: the socialist utopia, Like I like the idea that it's

1012
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:31,600
Speaker 1: like hey, like there's this thing and then here comes capitalism.

1013
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 1: There there are there is a lot to be said

1014
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,440
Speaker 1: about the way that Gargamel is portrayed. Um in the

1015
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 1: same way that the dwarfs in Harry Potter. There there

1016
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 1: could be a lot to be said about them if

1017
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 1: you decided you want to do deep dive. Uh, if

1018
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:45,040
Speaker 1: you want a deep dive on that for a bit,

1019
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:49,040
Speaker 1: but you know that's you know. But instead they were like, no,

1020
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:51,080
Speaker 1: let's give them to Neil Patrick Harris and see what

1021
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 1: he does. Right Um and Hankers Area plays gargon mel

1022
01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 1: and I would say it's up there with a Pooh

1023
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 1: in terms of offensive depictions of Uh, I don't know.

1024
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:10,600
Speaker 1: It's well, they'll never cop to it. When it comes

1025
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 1: to those again, it's like that. It's like the it's

1026
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 1: like the goblins or whatever, and it's like they'll never

1027
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:16,960
Speaker 1: cop to it. It's always like, oh, it's just a

1028
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:19,000
Speaker 1: design choice. Is a design choice. But it's just like,

1029
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, some of that's looking real nineteen thirties,

1030
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:26,400
Speaker 1: the word coding around these people, they won't know what

1031
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:32,920
Speaker 1: to do. Um. Also, the Neil Patrick Harris's job is

1032
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 1: being a ad executive for a perfume company, and it's

1033
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:42,560
Speaker 1: treated as just like a noble profession. His boss is

1034
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 1: like a monster who keeps like firing everyone, Sofia Vergara

1035
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:49,680
Speaker 1: and the victory at the end is he pleases her.

1036
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:53,200
Speaker 1: She's like, you really made me happy. You did a

1037
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:55,439
Speaker 1: good job. I'm not going to fire you. And he's

1038
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 1: like sick, and that's like, I just want the girls

1039
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:03,840
Speaker 1: to smell good. What a noble pursuit. I mean, I

1040
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 1: would imagine that Neil Patrick Harris, I mean inn he

1041
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: would be coming from to this project basically right off

1042
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:17,280
Speaker 1: of How I Met your Mother, right like yeah, yeah,

1043
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 1: So that's probably why he's like this lovable business goof.

1044
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 1: That was his bread and butter at that time. Yeah,

1045
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:32,240
Speaker 1: business goof, the business goof in the early two I

1046
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 1: want to be a business goof. He was the sexist

1047
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 1: business goof and that was and that was how he

1048
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 1: bought a house. And you know, yeah, we can't we

1049
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:45,240
Speaker 1: can't make it unhappy. I'm not unhappy for him. I

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Speaker 1: don't know the character and how you How I Met

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Speaker 1: your Mother was gross though, pretty gross, pretty predator, but

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Speaker 1: funny like yeah, and then later like oh but he

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Speaker 1: falls in love with the hot girl, so it's I

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Speaker 1: were forgiven she fixed him. Boom Danielle, it's been a

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01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:13,080
Speaker 1: pleasure of having you. Boom women, fixing men, boom done

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Speaker 1: ladies was horrible catchphrase on believable. That is believable. I

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Speaker 1: thinks close enough. I think that's what it is. Now

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Speaker 1: that is buff Zina. I'm actually glad I forgot and

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know. Damn, you're about to find out.

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Speaker 1: It is ten most iconic phrases from How I Met

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Speaker 1: your mother, dann ten ten hole ones. They were like

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Speaker 1: all books, and they were day it was. I feel

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Speaker 1: like it was on wait for it? Is that what

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Speaker 1: it is? Wait for it? Legend, wait for it, dar,

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Speaker 1: that's it, you found it, you did it? A house

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Speaker 1: that bought a house. God, it's me Barney, what up? Uh?

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Speaker 1: True story was that? Was that the one you're thinking of?

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Speaker 1: That's another one he had a He was a catchphrase

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Speaker 1: machine in that in that show. Yeah really really um. Anyways, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: it has been such a pleasure. Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for choosing to spend some of your birthday with us.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna be thank you. It's gonna be working anyway.

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01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:39,280
Speaker 1: I'm I'm that loser either way. I was gonna meet anyway.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna be working. Where can people find you

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Speaker 1: and follow you? Um? Yeah, you can just find me

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01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:47,640
Speaker 1: at Danielle Radford on Twitter. Um, you can find me

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Speaker 1: at Danielle underscrat Score Radford on Instagram. I have a

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Speaker 1: TikTok I will I will never use it. Never use

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Speaker 1: it for like benned All challenges or evil Um for uh?

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Speaker 1: And is there a tweet or some other work of

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Speaker 1: social media you've been enjoying. Oh, that's exactly what I

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Speaker 1: was looking up. This tweet came out today and it's

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Speaker 1: one of the best things I've ever read at Immortal Underscore,

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Speaker 1: Graves Rights, welp at River and Mall found the Worst

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Speaker 1: Man Writes Woman excerpt ever, I'm gonna read this whole

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Speaker 1: fucking thing. It's pretty great. Hey, baby, it's happening. I'm

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Speaker 1: ovulating right now. I feel the tingling of my egg

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Speaker 1: coming out. There's more, but the most obvious change to

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Speaker 1: Felicia's body from the woman who would let me join

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Speaker 1: her in the shower was a full inch waistline added

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Speaker 1: from a burgeoning uterus filled with my bountiful overnight deposits,

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01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:53,879
Speaker 1: imagining those seeds making way into her fallopian tubes, seeking

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01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:56,840
Speaker 1: that most precious treasure of eggs and bringing them to

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Speaker 1: life within her flooded womb. I felt myself stiff and

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Speaker 1: once more interesting. I don't want to be alive anymore.

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Speaker 1: I'll never be stiff again. But I know lu Chu

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Speaker 1: cannot fix that. Holy sh it, I don't like that

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Speaker 1: at all. I have been speechless. Jamie, where can people

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Speaker 1: find you? Follow you? What's a tweet? Even enjoying? Uh?

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Speaker 1: You can follow me on Twitter at Jamie Loafta's help

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Speaker 1: Instagram at Jamie christ Superstar. Keep getting involved with mutual

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Speaker 1: aid in your area. We need it. We're gonna keep

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Speaker 1: needing it. So look stuff up. Let me know if

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Speaker 1: you need help finding somewhere and my tweet, I have

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Speaker 1: something a little different this time, so because I was

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Speaker 1: just um in the northern Wisconsin area for a couple

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Speaker 1: of weeks. Uh, they don't have tweets up there. What

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Speaker 1: they do is wooden blocks in which there is a

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Speaker 1: joke inside. And so I have a there's I've also

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Speaker 1: got one of these in northern California. Where here it

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Speaker 1: is so you get there, it's a block with a

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Speaker 1: flap and it says where you are. So if you're

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Speaker 1: like Okay, So that's that's basically the geo tag of

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Speaker 1: the tweet. Um on top is the setup for the

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Speaker 1: joke for this, it's clip art of a cow, a turkey,

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Speaker 1: and a pig and it says there's a place for

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Speaker 1: all God's creatures. And then for the punchline, you have

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Speaker 1: to open the flap and the punchline is right next

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Speaker 1: to the potatoes and gravy ship delicious and you can

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Speaker 1: put this tweet on your shelf and enjoy the hilarity

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Speaker 1: over and over and over. Is that is a very

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Speaker 1: gross joke. But I do like the wooden block tweet format,

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Speaker 1: like there's there's there's money to be made out here.

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Speaker 1: Joke writers. We gotta get, we gotta get some leftist

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Speaker 1: joke writers working in the wooden block format. Is an

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Speaker 1: open market for it right now. It is a pretty

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Speaker 1: pretty meat and potatoes kind of energy to the Wooden Block.

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Speaker 1: But it's a good format tweets I've been enjoying. Abby

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Speaker 1: Gaffney tweeted you ever fall out with a fella and

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Speaker 1: his whole friend group and follow you like damn sorry,

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Speaker 1: Power Rangers? Uh? And then just what tweeted I guess

1132
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Speaker 1: in this version of Batman. He kills his own parents

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Speaker 1: because Robert pets and COVID. She's please wait for him

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Speaker 1: to get better first, everybody, Pearls, just droplets, Just dropped droplets.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter, Jack underscorel B and

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Speaker 1: you can find us on Twitter at Daily Zey Guys.

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Speaker 1: We're at the Daily zy Guys on Instagram. We have

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Speaker 1: a Facebook fan page and a website Daily zy guys

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Speaker 1: dot com where we post our episodes on our footnotes

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Speaker 1: where we link off to the information that we talked

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Speaker 1: about in today's episode, as well as a song we

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Speaker 1: ride out on uh and we are going to keep

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Speaker 1: the reggae vibes going, so super Producer on Ajsmia got

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Speaker 1: sent down a path of reggae via all the Adele

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Speaker 1: remixes at the beginning of the week and she's just

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Speaker 1: giving us some nice, nice reggae. We are still on

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01:14:39,439 --> 01:14:43,360
Speaker 1: that vibe, but songs have been so dope, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: hell yeah, we will keep going. Someone to Love by

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Speaker 1: Stephen Marley. This is what we're riding now on The

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Speaker 1: Daily Zey Guys is a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: For more podcast from my Heart Radio, visit the iHeart

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Speaker 1: Radio app Apple podcast or wherever you listen to your

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01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:03,960
Speaker 1: favorite shows. Jamie Danielle, thank you so much for being here.

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Speaker 1: We are gonna we'll be back with that. That's gonna

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Speaker 1: do it for this morning. We'll be back this afternoon

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Speaker 1: to tell you what's trending, and we'll talk to you

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Speaker 1: all that bite only miss. It's kinda hold of me,

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Speaker 1: lonely miss, kinda hold of me. I won't that must

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Speaker 1: take me. It's feeling rige down on my mind where

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Speaker 1: roast is roof mind? My lonely heart, baby, baby,