Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy centralow.
Speaker 2: Besides all of the problems that we were discussing in
Speaker 2: the first act, country is also facing a tremendous amount
Speaker 2: of immigration issues. How realistic are the proposed solutions? Jason
Speaker 2: Jones filed this report.
Speaker 3: Arizona's new immigration law requires police to question anyone they
Speaker 3: reasonably suspect of being an illegal immigrant. But how exactly
Speaker 3: do you spot illegals? I went out on May fifth
Speaker 3: to find out. What would you think constitutes a reasonable.
Speaker 1: Suspicion, reasonable supicion?
Speaker 4: I would say it.
Speaker 1: They don't speak English.
Speaker 4: Means a little bit of this, a little bit of Corona.
Speaker 3: Perception, perception. So what would you perceive and the legal
Speaker 3: immigrants to look like?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe they'd be wearing sombreros, or drinking, or eating spicy food,
Speaker 3: or speaking broken English.
Speaker 1: Drinking for a single day, drink.
Speaker 3: Out, Oh my god. Suspicious behavior was everywhere. But how
Speaker 3: do you go about determining who is illegal?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 3: What's your name? I'm Bright, Rich, sy Verse Rich, Yes,
Speaker 3: sure it is it is. How'd you get here?
Speaker 1: I walk?
Speaker 3: You walked?
Speaker 1: You walked all the way here?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: From my work?
Speaker 4: What picking strawberries?
Speaker 3: How did you get here?
Speaker 1: Grab the cab from Pench station?
Speaker 3: So a foreigner smuggled you in the back of his
Speaker 3: car all the way here.
Speaker 1: A foreigner. No, I took a cab from Pench station.
Speaker 3: Of course, establishing reasonable suspicion is just the first step.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna need to see your papers.
Speaker 1: I don't have my wallet on me. I'm from the
Speaker 1: United States.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yes, prove it?
Speaker 1: How do I prove it?
Speaker 3: Which amendment protects citizens from unreasonable searches and seizures?
Speaker 1: Seventh?
Speaker 3: Check this out, guys, guys, unreasonable search and seizures? What amendment?
Speaker 3: That's a bunch of Johnny Americans in there. If our
Speaker 3: politicians don't have the courage to do what they did
Speaker 3: in Arizona, then our streets will be overrun by laziness
Speaker 3: and loud ethnic music. However, we must tread carefully because
Speaker 3: illegals are on a hair trigger. Anything can set them off.
Speaker 3: You being illegal immigrants.
Speaker 1: From here now? At college? What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Immigrants?
Speaker 7: Thank you man.
Speaker 3: There you have it, the true face of illegal immigration.
Speaker 6: Rude.
Speaker 3: It turns out there is a line you can't cross
Speaker 3: as an illegal. Do you feel your rights are being
Speaker 3: infringed upon. Sadly, eagles continue to enter the country at will,
Speaker 3: the American values we hold so dear will be destroyed.
Speaker 3: Eh My two new Mexican wives signed a Kiss the Brides.
Speaker 3: But the most important lesson is never ask a Marianchi
Speaker 3: band if they know any Beyonce.
Speaker 2: On Saturday, President Obama officially kicked off his reelection campaign
Speaker 2: with a rally at Virginia Commonwealth University. With the youth
Speaker 2: as excited for Obama twenty twelve as they were for
Speaker 2: Obama eight. We sent Al Madrigal to investigate.
Speaker 8: The youth vote.
Speaker 7: It helped push Obama over the top in two thousand
Speaker 7: and eight, so it's no surprise he officially kicked off
Speaker 7: his twenty twelve campaign at Virginia Commonwealth University. But will
Speaker 7: the youth vote be a problem this time around?
Speaker 2: Is there a vulnerability for the president in firing up
Speaker 2: young people in this economy?
Speaker 5: It's the beginning of the end for the relationship between
Speaker 5: young people and the president.
Speaker 7: From what we saw at this pre speech campaign rally
Speaker 7: just down the street from VCU. As of May fifth,
Speaker 7: twenty twelve, young Obama supporters are fired up and ready
Speaker 7: to go.
Speaker 1: I'm fired up.
Speaker 3: And passed ready to go?
Speaker 7: Are you really committed to this effort?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean committed.
Speaker 7: Do you think you can keep this enthusiasm up until November?
Speaker 8: I think I can because I'm drink Corona like his
Speaker 8: water drink, but like his water drink, Vaka like his water,
Speaker 8: Tequila like its water.
Speaker 4: Can you keep it up until November?
Speaker 1: Honestly? Are kidding me? I com here all the time.
Speaker 4: I'm fired up.
Speaker 9: Are you pumped up because you think Barack Obama will
Speaker 9: finally be able to not worry about this combative Congress
Speaker 9: and he can act be progressive in his theoretical second term.
Speaker 7: I spell we've surprisingly despite a dark and uncertain future,
Speaker 7: these students have managed to stay hopeful with simple remedies.
Speaker 1: Are you worried about tomorrow? No tailing on water? My
Speaker 1: future starts Monday, My weekend starts on Friday.
Speaker 3: I got to get up.
Speaker 4: I really don't have to worry about hangover because I
Speaker 4: don't get drunk.
Speaker 7: Riding this wave of enthusiasm.
Speaker 8: Who wants to go hear the speech?
Speaker 7: I left the unofficial rally and arrived at the main event,
Speaker 7: expecting to see the same passion and energy. Instead, I
Speaker 7: found this and this and this party shirts, but no party.
Speaker 8: This place has no enthusiasm.
Speaker 9: I mean I was at this other Obama rally that
Speaker 9: had dancing, ela shots, karaoke.
Speaker 1: Or did a sainta Tomayo party?
Speaker 6: No, it was a party.
Speaker 7: I was sick of the cynics. I went back down
Speaker 7: the street where voters are energized and engaged with issues
Speaker 7: that really matter.
Speaker 4: What issues are important to you?
Speaker 1: Make marijuana legal.
Speaker 4: If marijuana was legal, I want to be going to
Speaker 4: jail Tuesday.
Speaker 7: I hope is still in the air, mister President, you
Speaker 7: have until Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Has brought Sunday may Fish.
Speaker 2: We celebrated that most American of holidays Sinkle to Mayo,
Speaker 2: but not everyone in this country understands it's true meaning.
Speaker 3: Jessica Williams reports.
Speaker 1: Singo de Mayo the party of parties.
Speaker 5: I wanted to hit up an authentic fiesta this year,
Speaker 5: so I went on the Dallas, Texas where thousands of
Speaker 5: Latinos were taking the party to the streets.
Speaker 1: How's your party going, Oh.
Speaker 2: This is not exactly a party for us.
Speaker 1: You can look at all these moves. I'm doing.
Speaker 2: What we looking for is immigration reform.
Speaker 5: Here I am with my girls on Singo de Maya.
Speaker 6: We're here to march for immigration reform.
Speaker 5: So five thousand people chose to waste their single Domayo
Speaker 5: by marching for more humane immigration laws.
Speaker 1: Nah huh, not on my watch. I have a two
Speaker 1: year work permit. But after that experience her, who's we
Speaker 1: talking about party stuff?
Speaker 5: Like? What's the craziest place you ever point somebody? Mine's
Speaker 5: out an Oscar mariwinomobile.
Speaker 1: I don't have one link there.
Speaker 6: When I was thirteen, my father was deported and I
Speaker 6: wasn't living with my mother. She was separated from my
Speaker 6: family for twenty years.
Speaker 1: All Right, you know what that means, parents away? You
Speaker 1: gotta get wicked. Take the top shirt off. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was trying to get the part already started, but
Speaker 5: the negativity was wearing me down.
Speaker 6: A lot of these people are getting separated from the families,
Speaker 6: working long hours overtime without being paid, fighting for the
Speaker 6: right to stay in America. It's hard for us to
Speaker 6: get access to a medical character.
Speaker 1: These people were bumming me out.
Speaker 5: What's worse, what I thought was the beer line turned
Speaker 5: out to be for something called votar. Clearly these people
Speaker 5: had a lot to learn about the American holiday.
Speaker 1: Of Cinco de Mayo.
Speaker 5: I took a few of these party poopers with me
Speaker 5: to show them the true meaning of the day.
Speaker 4: Singo to Mayo is a single best excuse to go
Speaker 4: out and do unlimited tequila shots all day long.
Speaker 3: Yeah that I'm talking about singing to miles about party
Speaker 3: and no politics. Want to get into political stuff, then
Speaker 3: it's no fun reward.
Speaker 1: We don't want to get into political staff.
Speaker 3: No, there's life.
Speaker 1: They had much to learn about our traditions.
Speaker 3: Traditionally on Singo de Mayo we taketos, which are small tacos.
Speaker 5: See it's a taquito at taquita.
Speaker 1: I know what to feel.
Speaker 5: Yeah, mustachees, some bris.
Speaker 1: I hate Skoda Maya. I just we just get handled
Speaker 1: a tequila. Just ty over. I just want to go home.
Speaker 5: I even figured out a way to combine our ritual
Speaker 5: life drinking with their bizarre need to constantly crusade for
Speaker 5: basic rights.
Speaker 6: My family being separated. There's no other way to describe
Speaker 6: it but in humane.
Speaker 5: In across cultural success. One of the activists even offered
Speaker 5: to be a designated driver.
Speaker 1: For I could take four in the bat Maybe we.
Speaker 5: Need each other, after all, they do the jobs we
Speaker 5: don't want to do staying sober and being politically engaged.
Speaker 8: Now that Donald Trump is the presumptive presumptive Republican nominee.
Speaker 8: Oh and by the way, if you've just come out
Speaker 8: of a coma, go back to sleep if you don't
Speaker 8: want to see this.
Speaker 1: A lot of people have.
Speaker 8: Identified that in order for Trump to win the election,
Speaker 8: he needs to appeal to Latino voters, but it turns
Speaker 8: out Trump had a plan all along.
Speaker 4: Mister Trump, just a few minutes ago, tweeted from his
Speaker 4: desk at Trump Tower Happy Cinco de Mayo, the best
Speaker 4: taco bulls are made in Trump Tower.
Speaker 8: Grill.
Speaker 4: I love Hispanics, and there is a picture of him
Speaker 4: eating a taco bowl.
Speaker 1: It looks like.
Speaker 8: Well played, Donald, well played. I just loved the idea
Speaker 8: that in Donald Trump's mind, he's just cleared up this
Speaker 8: entire mess. They bring in, the drugs, their rapists.
Speaker 1: The wall, taco bowl.
Speaker 3: Huh we good? Are we good?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 8: But in old fanus though, I can see why Trump
Speaker 8: likes taco bulls. I mean, they're just like him.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 8: It's a pile of cheesy slop stuffed inside a thin
Speaker 8: orange shelf, So I get it.
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Speaker 3: Sinko, Tomoriow, drink Up.
Speaker 9: Let me just take a shot here to get the
Speaker 9: things started.
Speaker 3: Single tomorrow Monday,