WEBVTT - Josh Sharp Disobeys Bridger 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:14.440 And I invited you here. I thought I made myself 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:21.239 perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:27.240 gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests, 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:34.520 your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:38.280 So how do you dare to surbey me? 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:54.880 Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Winneger. What's 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:57.639 going on for that? I think this is the first recording. 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:00.000 This is the first recording since we're back from Chicago 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:01.680 or I'm I don't know why I say weird. It 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:05.399 was simply me. In Chicago. I had no help, zero assistance. 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:08.080 It was just me kind of stumbling through the city 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:12.800 putting on a show. Had a wonderful time. The audience 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:16.240 was begging to leave. The theater was nearly empty before 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:18.920 the show was even over. Let's see what happened. Oh, 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:22.680 I did wish a Hannah happy birthday on stage. Later 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:25.840 found out her name was Heidi so but it's now 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:31.360 too late to womb. Sorry to interrupt, but Klom, Heidi 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:33.280 Klum was there demanding a happy birth. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:37.320 Well, Hannah Klum was her birth name. Heidi Klum's her 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:41.280 Hollywood name. It's a little flashy. You were saying. I 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:44.319 didn't mean to interrupt. This isn't about Our guest is 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:47.080 just trying to burst into the show, and we'll get 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.320 to him in a moment, and we should get to 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:51.000 him quickly because I'm already rambling. 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:53.880 But and there's very little going on. What's going on, 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:57.960 the Patreons still happening. I'm now, as you know, kind 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:01.520 of doing bonus episodes about the secret lives of Mormon wives. 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:05.800 That's become almost my entire existence just thinking about those gals. 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:08.840 So come on over. And then I just I saw 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:12.880 Mission Impossible last night, followed every moment of it. It 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:18.840 was perfectly clear what was going on. Tom Cruise has 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:22.480 completely transformed into kind of a tough as nails aunt, 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:26.320 looks like your mom's sisters, who's had a real year. 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.720 But actually I didn't have that good of a time. 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:31.280 Maybe I had ten minutes of a good time. I 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:34.160 kept trying to fall asleep and that didn't take. So 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:39.200 take from whatever that what you will. Let's get into 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:43.519 the show. I love today's guest. It's Josh Sharp. Josh, 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:46.480 You're already on the show. Welcomed, I said, no gifts. 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:50.560 I'm jealous. You saw that impossible mission. Yeah, those films, 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:52.800 I really do. What was the last When you saw 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.360 the last one and you've seen everyone, and I go 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:57.079 to theater and I have a big thing of popcorn, 0:02:57.120 --> 0:03:00.079 just as Tom intended, and I paced it out of 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:01.720 of course the whole film. I don't need it before 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:05.320 we know he hits oppressive. I love it. I feel 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:08.959 he's the most populist movie star we have in the lot. 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:10.919 Justin being popular. I like that. He's like, I do 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.839 my own, I will live or die. He's doing everything 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:15.600 myself off the cliff for your pleasure. 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.120 But I'll say in this one, I think there are 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:21.079 two stunts, and one of them is kind of it's 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:24.120 unclear what the stunt is. It's largely underwater and he's 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:26.959 in an underwater suit, and it's like, what I guess 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:30.480 he's He's just floating through water, that's the stunt. Sure, 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:32.840 because there are parts where there's a deep because it 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:35.240 gets dodgy down there. Yeah, that's the big question. But 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:36.760 why would he need to be that far down for 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:37.440 a movie? 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:40.840 Well, because he's Tom. Why does he need to do 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.200 any of this sport movie? Why? Because he cares? Why 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:45.120 does he need to ride a motorcycle off a cliff. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.760 He loves Hollywood magic. He loves Hollywood magic. And you 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:51.520 can get the bins real easy. That in the movie. 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:53.560 I bet it is a big plot point. You might 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:54.000 get the bin. 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:57.080 So then I don't want to give anything minutes. 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:59.200 A film right there discussing the bins. It'd be great 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:01.200 if he got in the bloodstream. Is that what it is? 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:03.960 I think nitrogen or something nitrogen and then it makes 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:06.720 you dizzy to kill stuff there. No, I don't want 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:09.280 nitrogen in the blood stream. I'll tell you that girl. 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.040 You do not want nitrogen in your blood stream. 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:15.160 He goes very deep and then shoots up to the surface. 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:19.839 Well that's the part that'll get you. As someone who's 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:22.919 scuba dove, yes, about three times a decade ago. You 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:24.680 really have to pace your way up. I mean you 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:27.039 have how you get the bends. You have a history 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:28.679 of scuba doving. It's water. 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:31.520 Well, this is true, I mean this is I love 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:32.960 the stuff. I don't know that's all you want to 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:33.720 talk about or not. 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:35.839 It is true. It tried to kill me last year, 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:37.800 and you can find out all about this and Josharp 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.160 today my one man off Broadway show starting at the 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:44.159 Greenwich Hut the year later. Can I Yeah, I don't 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:45.920 know what you're gonna clip. I actually don't know how 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.000 your I don't know how your audience listens to this. 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:50.120 Maybe they started the end and go to the beginning, 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.719 or Memento style. Maybe they started at either end and 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:55.279 meet in the middle. That's a podcast. I just have 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.320 a series of polaroids of the podcast to try to 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.400 figure out what was going on. I've got to mention 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.200 dot Josh sharp to dot within every forty five seconds. 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:06.119 I'm gonna get it in a clip. I know the game. 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:07.840 I know the game. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:09.840 We're going to cut it out of. This is going 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:13.200 to be a very difficult episode to listen to. Good 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:14.039 that will all just be. 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:16.600 That's what I hope to bring to every podcast, an 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:17.800 air of unlistenability. 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.840 Yeah, but you have a so this is actually this 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:26.640 particular mission impossible might really hit home for you. 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:30.120 Yeah, he's done some water stuff before. I feel like, 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:32.200 like two ago there was that one where there was 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:34.640 the big again. Can you remember a single plot point? No? 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:38.000 Absolutely not. And I have something sorry to tease the listener, 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:40.320 I have something really salacious about that to mention to you. 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:43.560 Off air. Oh, and it can't be on air, no 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:46.240 about tom Cruise or the water or the about the 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:49.839 whole world and the making of these films. Oh, something 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:51.559 I learned from someone who made one of these films 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:53.080 that I don't feel comfortable saying on air. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:54.080 Oh my god, I can't wait. 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:55.960 And yet I do feel comfortable saying that. I don't 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:58.160 feel comfortable saying on air on air? You know what 0:05:58.200 --> 0:05:58.480 I mean? 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.719 Of course, I need to make some sort of reminder 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:03.680 for me, So like, that's good, I'm gonna put this. 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:06.520 I don't feel comfortable. I feel comfortable saying I don't 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:08.880 feel comfortable saying it on air on air. That's one 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:10.920 of those great do you know what I mean? Of 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:14.160 course that's it's meaning us. It's just meaning this is 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:16.520 a mission impossible moved one time. This is maybe the 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:19.160 hardest I've ever made. Aaron Jackson laughed. I as a 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:22.520 joke the show This Is Us was on, I said this, 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:24.839 this is Us is Us and he thought that was 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:25.480 the greatest thing. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:30.200 Wait, but let's see the thing that you don't feel 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.640 comfortable saying, you don't feel comfortable talking. 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:36.560 About it has to do with the writing of these films. 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:39.600 But I do find them to be pretty wild. There 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:42.159 was something that yeah, okay, like two or three moves. Yeah, 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:44.359 there was that. There was like a nuclear reactor. Remember 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:46.440 he had to like hold his breath for like three 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:47.919 minutes to go and do something to it. 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:49.159 And that wasn't the last one. 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:51.240 Maybe it was in this one. 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:54.800 There are flashbacks of water like was that which where 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:56.120 in the timeline we're. 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.840 In sort of like part two of part three of 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:00.000 part one, you know what I mean? 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:00.880 The final reckoning. 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:03.040 Yeah, this is the finally the end of the Russian 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:04.320 nesting dolls in his films. 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:06.080 Just as far as we know, he does have a 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:07.040 little It's. 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:08.960 Good to know, because God, think of all he's reckoned 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:11.160 with he has reckoned. It must be a big load off, 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:14.040 the final thing to reckon. I think he's got. 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:16.560 I have to imagine he's gonna have a craving for 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:18.080 reckoning in the future. 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:20.040 I don't think he can stay away. He'll have a 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:22.080 different proper noun, but I have a feeling he'll still 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:25.760 be reckoning. The guy won't have the guy won't be Ethan, 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:28.040 but he'll be reckoning with things. I think he's still 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:30.200 in that movie where he goes to space. I love that. 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.000 Which when does he go to space? A few years 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:34.320 ago they announced that he's going to make a movie. 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:38.000 That's right, he actually goes to space. Katy Perry's style, 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:40.400 Katie Gail King style. Yes, it's actually a buy a 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:45.480 pick on Gail King. Tom's playing Gail King. Soaring High 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:50.960 the Gail King story. Tom is suiting up to play 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:52.880 Gail King. I can't wait for that. 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:56.480 I think we're all kind of just uh, just very nervous, 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:59.320 very nervous for Tom. But he was He's literally going 0:07:59.360 --> 0:07:59.760 to space. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:03.680 Hmm. For what purpose does the whole crew go to space? 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:06.160 Keep wanting to go? Why is he doing all this stuff? 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:08.640 You have the answer for our delight. He's going to 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:11.200 take a whole film crew to our delight. Maybe he's 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:14.920 gonna fill himself. I don't know. I wish I were 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:16.480 a producer on this film and I had these answers 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:18.760 for you, Bridger. Nothing would make me happier than to 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:20.680 have every answer, because it would mean I'm a producer 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.640 on the film. The fact that you remembered it's pretty 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:26.200 I should be trying to I'm buying for co producer. 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.440 You want to be shot into space? With him. Yeah, 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:31.960 I don't have an inclination to go to space, but 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:35.120 I would if Tom asked, would you? Yeah? Are you kidding? 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:36.240 I wonder if I would? 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:37.280 You think you wouldn't. 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:39.840 I think I would really have to do some soul searching. 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:43.920 I would have to. I probably would. 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:47.600 You'd have to offer it up in prayer. You'd have 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:48.480 to offer it up in prayer. 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:50.680 Of course, I'd say quiet prayer and then go to 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:53.960 space with Tom. I probably would go. Yeah, even if 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:56.200 I died, who cares to have gone? 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.680 What a way to go? And to be on camera 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:01.560 dying with Tom Cruise. You think of the residuals your 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:04.800 family would receive. Your family would be set for love 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:07.520 and Tom. 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:10.400 His box office cachet is a little I think it's fading, 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:11.120 is it? 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:13.400 But what didn't they feel that top on Mavericks sort 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:17.079 of like brought back movies? I brought back the possible 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:21.000 kind of sent movies to their I understood, understood, and don't. 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:22.760 I don't know how this one's well, maybe I don't 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:25.440 want to produce after all, here I thought i'd be rich. 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:28.760 I believe this one's being beaten by Leelo and Stitch, 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:30.960 So maybe Lelo and Stitch has brought them? 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:32.800 Do they do their own stunts? 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:37.320 As far as I know, Stitch, which one's wait? Lelo 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:40.760 and Stitch is one of Is Leelo one of the humans? 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:43.000 I'm realizing I've never seen Leelo and Stitch, not even 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:46.240 the old animated in my mind. And I understand, and 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:50.360 I'm giving myself the space to be wrong. Is human? Right? 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:53.160 Stitch is a creature from outer space? Question mark? 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:56.720 That makes sense. But just until this moment, I thought 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:59.560 Leelo I. For whatever reason, I was under the impression 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:02.439 there were two outer space creatures. But of course it's 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:03.160 just the blue one. 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:06.080 It might be a little two peas in a pod. Yeah, 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:07.480 you know you sort of want the odd couple of 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:08.360 it all, don't you? Right? 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.360 You want the little You always want a small human 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:11.280 girl with an alien. 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:14.880 Always you want this. I'm surprised one of us isn't 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:17.280 a small human girl, and I'm even more surprised one 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:20.439 of us isn't an alien. You know, how will this play? 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:24.360 I will two of us talking? Nobody cares, None of 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:24.840 you care. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:28.320 No, it's not there's sparks. What this is missing is 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:30.480 Tom Cruise welcoming you to the movies like he did 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.560 last night. The audience gasped, did you do that in 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:35.040 the last movie? Where it's like he's done it every 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:37.000 video where he's like, welcome to the movies. 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:38.600 I think he's done it in all of them. Now 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.400 it's so important that you're here at the movies. I 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:42.959 was talking about this with people the other day. It 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:45.640 would have been incredible if in this one he didn't 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:49.439 do it. Some old man comes out, I want to 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:52.280 walk up movie, pulls off the masks. Oh my god, 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:54.680 like in the film, and then and then the set 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:58.200 breaks away and he's hanging on a helicopter and then 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:01.200 the movie starts there. It's in the world of the 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:04.160 move on the movie. Curtain up, light the lights, you 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:04.959 know how movies start. 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:09.280 For that to be Ethan could be doing some Hollywood 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:10.480 high jinks within the movie. 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:13.000 Yeah, why didn't they see this? 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:15.679 Is you pitching yourself as a future producer for Think of. 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:18.760 Me for space, think of me for the Gael King story. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.640 Is all I'll say, Hollywood, Now that I'm here in LA. 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:24.440 You know, in New York nobody takes seriously as a producer. 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:25.920 Now that I'm here in. 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:30.000 LA, you're making moves. You're in a very la T shirt. 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:32.640 Thank you. This the Clark Street. Yeah, the one on 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:34.760 one diner. One time I saw Fred Durst there about 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:39.880 fifteen years ago. One was that awesome? What was he 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:44.280 doing eating? Noting the breakfast of course? Why eating breakfast? 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:48.560 Of course? Well, having a delicious meal in the seventies abbiance. 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:50.240 It's the one on one now Clark Street. 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:51.480 I love the Clark Street. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:53.400 Oh. I love the Clark Street Diner. I can go 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:57.480 there today, make a reservation. Josh sharptdaw dot com book 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:01.600 a table with Fred Durst at the Clark Street Diner. 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:04.040 I love the Clerk Street done. I'm glad you clocked this. 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:06.280 Some people don't know it's merch. Some people just think 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:07.280 it's a shirt with breakfast. 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:10.560 It's a good shirt, and I'm there probably twice a week. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.480 I love that place. My friends used to live around 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:13.960 the corner and I would go there all the time 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:15.280 when it was the one I won. It's such a 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:17.719 good diner. I find this shirt is well received by 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:20.280 the community, but that like every time I wear it, 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.960 someone comes up and they go, I love breakfast. People 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:24.839 often just think it's about breakfast, and I have a 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:27.160 bold statement, but I celebrate that. Of course, there's a 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:29.680 lot to love. And it's a good looking breakfast. That's 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:32.080 the diner breakfast. Do you know I have one note 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.400 on this breakfast? What can you guess what it is? 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:35.880 That it shouldn't be twenty two dollars? 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:41.439 Well, sweetie, oh god, clip it. Get into a war 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:43.640 with them? Am I doing this right? You know? I 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:45.840 don't have a podcast, but I'm aware of your culture. 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:47.480 Clip it. We just say clip it. Well, we will 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:49.320 with it whenever you want. It doesn't no matter what 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:53.120 you said previously. My my biggest note is that breakfast, brunch, 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:56.920 diner culture. It's about beverages. Okay, I need double the 0:12:56.920 --> 0:13:00.280 beverages here. This has already got two drinks. Coffee have 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:02.880 probably forty dollars orange. I want a big glass of 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:05.480 water and then I probably want like a boozy drink too, 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:07.760 like if this is if this is brunch, I want 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:10.839 fresh squeeze orange juice. I want bad coffee, some of 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.160 the worst coffee. Well, then this is a bad place 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:14.520 for you to be. They have good coffine. They actually 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:16.760 do have good coffee. I want water and I want 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:17.400 a bloody mary. 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:18.040 Wow. 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:21.160 That is to me the joy of brunch is so 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:23.599 many A sip of everything. 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:24.079 Even the water. 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:27.480 Yes, oh, I want I'm drinking water all all the time. 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:30.000 Not for me, I'm not drinking breakfast with the stuff. 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:31.959 I'm one of those people who like the taste of water. 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:34.200 Is that true? Yes? 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:36.120 I think I don't mind the taste of water. But 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:36.920 I'm gonna taste this. 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:40.720 Wait, do it am a ms R A ms R style? 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:42.800 That's not right, but I'm sticking to it a M 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:46.679 s R A I think ams R. You know it's 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:49.320 a SMR. It's a sm you can always remember because 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:58.240 it's related to SMM. That's the nomonic. Y Okay, now 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:03.560 me just choking. That's well, no, wonder you just don't 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:08.880 know how to drink it. Sorry, it's good, right, I 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:11.920 fucking love water. Water rules. 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:15.840 People say they don't like the taste, what are we 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:16.320 talking about? 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:16.880 Yeah exactly. 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:20.520 I mean they're clearly drinking dirty water because it's such 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:21.480 a pure thing. 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:26.080 Like Yeah, and I don't like to participate in the 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.880 New York versus LA if at all. I like I 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.400 like both. I promise you we do have you beat 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:34.280 on water. See this is something I don't believe you 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:38.320 you've tasted both, though I've had both. Maybe dynamite. 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:40.880 I might have kind of a dull taste bud for water, 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:42.600 because I think I can drink about any water. I 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:43.720 think that tastes about the same. 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:48.720 Sure ours really banks and yours has some issues. Would 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:50.840 you're not fully at the beach where you're like, oh god, 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:53.280 you know, but this is it's not right. 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:55.720 I would like someone to bring me a bottle of 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:58.920 New York water and pour it into I would like 0:14:58.960 --> 0:14:59.960 to do it myself. 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:02.080 Sorry to pull back the curtain. I wish that was 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:06.400 my gift, and not even like aquafina, just like a 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:09.480 fucking from my tower. That would have been so good. 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:11.320 And I kept it in the fridge. It was just 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:14.000 like I've somehow got it on the plane. I checked 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:17.120 so dry ice I shipped it. 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.440 I guess that's the hard thing about getting water here. 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:21.320 You would have to check a bag of water. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:24.040 I could have gifted you three ounces of water so easy, 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:27.080 I could liters of water, and that would have been 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:28.880 such an incredible gift. I mean, that's enough to. 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:32.760 That's all you truly need to get the taste. 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:36.600 It's a tasting menu. Yeah, it's a flight a flat water. 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:38.280 I could have brought you a flight of waters from 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:40.560 all over the country, all over the globe, even from 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.120 outer space. With Tom we could have gone to the 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.080 moon and fetched that water that's there. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:51.760 New York does famously have good tap water. I wonder 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:53.760 if there's a place that has better tap water than 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:56.840 New York. There must be outside of the country. 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:59.840 I think it's one of the best metropolitan top parties 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.520 because we get it from some upstate reservoir that's like 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:05.760 known for good. You know. I feel like if you're you. 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:07.280 Know, where's l A's coming from? 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:12.120 Well, exactly interesting, y'all don't have enough to water your lawns, 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:15.600 So yeah, where is it coming from? Probably Utah? Your 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:18.200 Mormon wives, they're probably sending you ther water open. 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:19.840 This is the subject that my dad will bring up 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:21.760 on occasion. You're taking all of our water? 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:23.880 Where does your father live Utah? 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.280 Yeah, I believe it, But Utah is also a desert, 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:28.600 so I don't quite believe that either, right, But that 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:30.080 water is already coming from I don't know. 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:33.520 The people of Utah have faith. They have faith in 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:35.720 the way that we don't, so that they're making water 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:38.720 in the water, they're finding water in the desert if 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:42.320 anyone is. It's a faith based people, these godless heathens. 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:44.440 You live in a desert and it's staying a desert. 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:48.200 You have no faith. Utah is a desert, but you 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:50.960 have faith. So the water take a step and the 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:53.240 you know, when there's one step of footprints, you know 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:56.600 who's carrying you. When you're in a desert. Throw a bag, 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:59.400 a big bag of water. When there's only one set 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:02.800 of stopping footprints, you know who it is. Jesus fresh 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:07.440 out the bath, bubbles in his hair, bubbles in his hair, 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:11.159 bubble bath. Yeah, and a big sort of fun like 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.520 Santa Beard, like when you're when you're three years old 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:17.480 and you're making the big bubble beard over his regular beard. Absolutely, 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:19.879 he thinks that's he gets the meta joke of that 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:25.760 one beard, one of the famous alt comics. Jesus. He's 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:29.320 a little off kilter. He's oh slightly on, always off, 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:33.040 you know what I mean. I think it was CBS 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:37.679 or CBS was characters welcome, Yes, Oh, characters welcome. That's Jesus' 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:40.600 you meet them twelve And that hooker he's got twelve. 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:44.160 He's got twelve in that hooker following him around Jesus 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:50.680 was such characters welcome, the Twelve in the Hooker, Jesus 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:53.800 was so characters welcome. He really was. He loved of 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:56.640 all types. He loved all types. One of his things, Yes, 0:17:56.800 --> 0:18:00.840 one of his big things was Luke John. That's the others, 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:03.399 those other jos. I mean, we're talking. You want to 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:06.320 talk characters. Judas is one of the more famous of 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:08.760 the guys, isn't he full care? The ones who wrote books, 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:11.280 Matthew Mark, Luke John, you know, they they got their 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:15.879 sort of titular story. Peter Peter, of course, well the 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:19.720 doubter Tom. What did Peter do? 0:18:20.040 --> 0:18:22.920 Peter kind of just floated around, just made sure he 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:29.040 was feeling okay, he may need a snack, Yes, exactly, Thomas, God. 0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:31.120 How many can we get? Because you were raised Mormon 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:34.639 or maybe still are raised, and you don't want to 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:39.600 get back, I just you're refusing that one. You're refusing 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:41.400 to go on the record with that one. I'm well 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:45.880 on the record. No, I've listened to every episode. Yeah, 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:49.320 I was raised Presbyterian. We have we have different guys, 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:52.840