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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy

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Speaker 2: to have a scapegoat. And now joined by Bad Larry

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Speaker 2: Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends.

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Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: Roll call here, Shay is here, Dylan's here, Big Deray,

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Speaker 1: Marvin's running the controls. Bad Larry you there.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Hello, Dan, I don't buddy, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I missed you when you came up to Connecticut.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Busy, busy weekend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew you were in a city, right, Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I went in city to see a couple of my

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Speaker 3: And I Dan, we had it. We left early from

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Speaker 3: Milford because you know, when you go buy Jersey City,

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Speaker 3: you have to stop if you have a daughter there

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Speaker 3: and bringing food and you know, I know, you know

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Speaker 3: how that is. Yeah, just had another hour to my commute.

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Speaker 3: No big deal.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well we still look forward to you coming up

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Speaker 1: and getting the spray tan.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost at a season at this point, Larry,

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Speaker 2: So you know you're just going to look weirder the

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Speaker 2: later it goes.

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Speaker 3: That is true, I know, I understand that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because bad Larry is kind of reddish.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't have a pinkish shoe.

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Speaker 1: Was a huge Yeah. How many buds did you have

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Speaker 1: when you were up here?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: We had a lot, for a real lot.

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Speaker 1: Don't you get bored after a while.

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Speaker 3: I can go to Roman Coke, you know, not till

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Speaker 3: fifteen or twenty deep. And I did have one other

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Speaker 2: Larry was uh, he was smaking in Atlantic City.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what was the other drink that you had?

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Speaker 3: It was a Roman Coke?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Larry does the same thing every day, Yes, all

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Speaker 1: the time. Maybe the easiest dude in the world to assassinate. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: who wants to kill Larry? I think there's probably as No,

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Speaker 1: there's no.

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Speaker 2: At least one person does.

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Speaker 1: No. No, Larry, Larry does a noise. He doesn't make

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Speaker 1: you mad enough you would want to heard him. I

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Speaker 1: met a guy from South Jersey yesterday and I said,

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Speaker 1: you ever heard of you know, Larry's town. He was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've been there. And I was like, well, do you

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Speaker 1: never mind, forget it. Larry. You said everybody who's been

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Speaker 1: to where you live knows who you are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't believe.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let me see. Let me look at the numbers here,

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Speaker 1: sure that somebody will have a discrepancy, bad Larry. That

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Speaker 1: is not a good weekend.

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Speaker 3: Good college horrible. My teasers didn't work.

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Speaker 1: You lost four units last week. Your money is five. Correct,

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Speaker 1: Dylan lost two units.

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Speaker 2: He's was thirty three, and that's another that's back to

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Speaker 2: back weeks. Then that's not bad.

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Speaker 1: It's bad. Shay lost a unit. Now you're at plus eight.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right into your league. I like that.

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Speaker 2: I say something though, Dan, and I know you're gonna

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Speaker 2: put it out there. I tweeted the bet slip out.

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Speaker 2: I did live bet the Jets in the fourth quarter

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Speaker 2: last weekend man money line. Okay, it was, but that

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Speaker 1: You're doing what Larry always knows.

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Speaker 2: I don't want any credit for it. I just want

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Speaker 2: the Internet that it happened.

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Speaker 1: No, it's all the internet.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, you live, you live on the internet. That's

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Speaker 2: your world.

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Speaker 1: Please.

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Speaker 3: The Toronto Blue Jays the last two days to see

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Speaker 3: you now.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's not gonna Yeah, Larry won the Diego

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Speaker 1: Pavilla Award. That's back to back weeks, Larry, congratulations.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't want to last week or someone else.

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Speaker 3: That's my second week though, but not back to be okay.

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Speaker 1: By the way, why did we call it the Diego

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Speaker 1: Pavia warned like, it shouldn't be a negative. No, it shouldn't,

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Speaker 2: It's like a double negative because it was like we

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Speaker 2: three minutes of analysis on why he was picking New Mexico,

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Speaker 2: New Mexico State. Sorry, and they got cooked and he

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Speaker 2: swore off analyses, which I respect. But Diego Pavia kind

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, Ray, and then he faded him against Virginia

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Speaker 4: Tech last year. And then Pavia beat him outright, yeah,

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Speaker 2: He's like the unicorn. He just can't catch him.

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Speaker 1: He's like the dragon. But then he urinate on a logo.

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Speaker 2: He really does he does. That was the previous school.

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Speaker 1: YESO State, he urinated on u n M University of

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, okay, he has a very baker like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he's getting drafted like that's quick. I know.

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Speaker 1: He is a juco kid.

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Speaker 2: Dude, he has a highs like a pretty compelling heisman.

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Speaker 2: Uh candidacy, this here so bad? Larry lost. He went

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Speaker 2: on in three on his teasers. See Brian Kelly got fired.

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Speaker 2: Does anybody the governor man, the governor he's he was,

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Speaker 2: he was calling everybody out there, calling them all out.

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Speaker 1: I'm good, I guess not. But you have to have

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Speaker 1: probable cause if you're firing somebody at a state university.

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Speaker 1: Can can you fire him? Because he hired Brian Kelling

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Speaker 1: gave him that that contract fifty.

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Speaker 2: Forty second four, second highest ever, right, Yeah, Jimbo Fisher's was.

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Speaker 1: And he signed Jimbo Fisher to the contract. But I

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Speaker 2: I think yeah, but you can kind of fabricate, cause

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Speaker 2: it smelt like weed your head. You have a gun

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Speaker 2: probable cause I think in most cases, how old.

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Speaker 1: Were you when you got the gun tattoo on your head?

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Speaker 1: Twenties last week? Early twenties. Yeah, and you met your wife.

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Speaker 1: I knew her, yeah for sure.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well did she wait, you knew her before and before?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, before I got the head tatt I knew her.

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Speaker 1: She liked it. I don't really care. I didn't like

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Speaker 2: On it, don't well, I feel like she might have

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Speaker 1: No, she wasn't like, don't get a tattoo, Yeah right.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not don't get a tattoo, Like, hey, look

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Speaker 1: Don't get a gun. No, there was no opinion from

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Speaker 1: her on that. Did she have opinions on the other tattoos. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Okay, you could have if you did, like a gun

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Speaker 2: the other side, you could have like a rainbow rainbow.

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Speaker 2: The rainbow rainbow with the snubnosed pistol would be pretty badass.

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Speaker 1: But the what's the born of bread born and bread

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Speaker 2: If I had never met you and someone was just like,

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Speaker 2: here are all of his tattoos, I'd be like, I

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Speaker 2: fucking hate this guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah talking, you got like dominoes beats on your head?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you have, you got like oysters?

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Speaker 2: Then you like oysters not on you that much? Really,

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Speaker 2: you don't like these oys? No, know, my tattoos are dumb,

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Speaker 2: but they're not like it doesn't say like outlaw cowboy,

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Speaker 2: doesn't say that gay cowboy?

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Speaker 1: Whatever? What is born and bred mean? Texas? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, dude, fuck Texas.

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Speaker 1: All right here we go, there we go, you.

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Speaker 2: Guys the love. Do you like how enamored people called

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Speaker 2: the Spirit of Texas, You idiot, It's called nothing. It's

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Speaker 2: called the Alamo Dan.

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Speaker 1: Now, honestly, it is a propaganda machine from the state

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Speaker 1: with help from local media and teachers and churches that

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Speaker 1: give you like this outsized view and appreciation for your state.

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Speaker 2: It does operate like it.

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 2: Texas and California both are kind of like independent in Ohio.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, let's pump there, let's pump the bees there.

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Speaker 2: What kind of smart sweater.

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Speaker 1: Do you have? This? Wow, it's amazing that one. Do

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Speaker 1: they sell men's clothes where this is badass?

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Speaker 2: And that does look like a stretched out women's one?

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Speaker 1: No, this is awesome. This is from Berkshire's, Connecticut, Western

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Speaker 1: mass Uh. Bought it on a fall day today. I

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Speaker 1: I know exactly.

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Speaker 2: I you also have a leather raincoat somehow.

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Speaker 1: So waterproof. Man, it's a sharp looking sweater. It's awesome.

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Speaker 1: I would not think that if you had clothes on

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Speaker 1: the one I'd pick out. Well, I'm going to be

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Speaker 1: sitting home in front of the fire this evening wearing

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Speaker 1: this thing slippers on.

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Speaker 2: It's giving like eighth grade English teacher. Oh it's not

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Speaker 2: who went to New Mexico for a weekend.

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Speaker 1: No truth or constantuen. This is Connecticut uniform in the Fall.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why anybody's like talking to shit.

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Speaker 2: Everybody wears I don't know what uniform.

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Speaker 1: I'm just told the New England fall uniform. Everybody's got one.

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Speaker 2: Actually, Dan, myself and Ray have all lived in Connecticut

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Speaker 2: longer than you have, and that is not the uniform.

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Speaker 1: I'm LARPing because I haven't lived here my whole life.

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Speaker 2: I just want to LARPing is lesbian, That's what what

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Speaker 2: is lurping. It's like the guys who play like fake

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Speaker 2: Lord of the Rings in the park.

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Speaker 1: Really, yeah, live action role playing like as.

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Speaker 2: A England Yeah. So it's like, well they've been doing

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Speaker 2: that with the Civil War.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they do that with a civil war. It's like you,

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Speaker 1: that is.

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Speaker 2: The definition of arping and Civil war reenactments.

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Speaker 1: Uh bet larry you at the bar?

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Speaker 3: No? No, actually, I'm dropping off some stuff to my Casey,

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Speaker 3: my sister in law's house right now. She's got her

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Speaker 3: kids coming up. Bridget's already at my house. I don't

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Speaker 3: know why everyone's coming down, but.

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Speaker 1: One's here and your wife is there.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm just dropping the food off.

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Speaker 1: Just arrived code.

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Speaker 2: Pizza delivery.

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Speaker 3: They're waving for me to come into that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, they're waving to you.

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Speaker 3: I'm pointing. She's like waving me, and I'm pointing on

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Speaker 3: to the phone like she'll figure out that. You know,

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Speaker 3: it's this Thursday afternoon and I got responsibilities.

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Speaker 1: Dan, all right, anything to recap here?

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Speaker 3: Dallas kicked my ass. Yeah, I was counting on.

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Speaker 1: I know, a half blow we're getting with the teaser?

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Speaker 1: Yeah out okay? Uh dog shit teaser by you, Dylan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I think teasers should just be called dog

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Speaker 2: shit teasers because they're literally designed for you to lose them.

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Speaker 1: I tell you that I've been telling you that you

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Speaker 1: continue to do parlays.

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Speaker 2: Well at least, but the things teasers is you get

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Speaker 2: the like they're even dumber than parlays, because sure, you

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Speaker 2: like juice the points up, but then it's like plus

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Speaker 2: two hundred at least parlay. If you hit it, you're

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Speaker 1: And every teaser I ever put in, I was like, Oh,

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Speaker 2: Because that's all You look at it and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I got moved the line to fourteen and a half.

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Speaker 2: There's no way they don't. Oh shit, they lost by thirty.

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Speaker 1: All right, Uh, Shay's going to lead us off this

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Speaker 1: week since she is the clubhouse leader, Danny, it is

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Speaker 1: a dangerous weekend in college football. A lot road of

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Speaker 1: favorites don't like that, so I'm going FCS pretty heavy.

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Speaker 1: Saint Thomas laying sixteen and a half against Marist, and

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Speaker 1: bedding line on Saint Thomas versus Marrist. Oh yeah, they've

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Speaker 2: Is it Saint Thomas Aquinas?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. It's on Summit Avenue, but yeah

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Speaker 1: I know where the campus is. Yeah, sold cocaine there?

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Speaker 1: That was Are you in rehabit Minnesota? Yeah? The first second, no,

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Speaker 1: the second one? Yeah, Okay for thirty days, twenty eight impatient.

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Speaker 2: Days, that the halfway half.

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Speaker 1: No, that was after the you know, it was longer

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Speaker 1: than you don't have to report to anybody anymore, do you? No?

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Speaker 1: Like parole? No? Hell no, nobody. No, I'm clean, Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I believe that. I just didn't know where my record is.

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Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I'm sponged. Everything's gone.

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Speaker 2: It's never well, it's never actually you.

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Speaker 1: Can see like some arrest, but like the conviction, the

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Speaker 2: To like a shallow background check, but it still all

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Speaker 1: It's like Valenteer looked into it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have one, and there guess who's looking into it?

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Speaker 1: No shit, Okay, So Saint Thomas minus sixteen and a

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Speaker 1: half against Marist, yep, you pen laying thirteen against Brown

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Speaker 1: and then Tennessee tech Gardner Webb over fifty six and

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Speaker 1: a half. I like that one a lot. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to go two units there. How how are you following

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Speaker 1: these There's this dude that I know that writes like

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Speaker 1: this sounds like every story that you ever got into.

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to say anything because every time

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Speaker 1: I explain my breakdown, I fucking lose. So I'm passing

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Speaker 1: on the story. Keep it simple, stupid Longhorns, Vandy under forty.

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Speaker 2: You have somebody who's helping you.

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Speaker 1: No, I have somebody that writes like essays about FCS

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Speaker 1: and I've just been reading his ship for years.

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Speaker 2: Is that cheating?

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Speaker 1: There's no, there's no games pick. It's just like, here's

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Speaker 2: But I want your pick shit. I want them filtered,

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Speaker 1: But where do you read about FCS anywhere? I can't

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Speaker 2: Blindly bet on it like an idiot.

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Speaker 1: But when you were recited, remember you broke down who

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Speaker 1: was at New Mexico State and you were you broke

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Speaker 1: down the game and great, great detail, and then you lost. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I remember that. Do that a lot? Did you get

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Speaker 1: all the other shit. I either know about the coach

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Speaker 1: all kinds of there's all kinds of information that people

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Speaker 2: And Penn has a great pulling left guard.

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Speaker 1: I love Obrian O'Brien, like the quarterback if he has

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Speaker 1: a good game. O'Brien, they're fucking covering easily. So you

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Speaker 1: Gardner went all right, and then the Texas Vandy under

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Speaker 1: forty four and a half, and then Utah laying ten s.

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Speaker 2: You ta beat the piss out of Colorados.

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Speaker 1: Cincinnati's pretty good, They're not bad. I think they're overreaction

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's all they do, right, Yeah? Who wins the

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Speaker 1: Ohio is like, you know, Maryland's crab cakes and football.

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Speaker 1: Ohio's what fed and football? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: All right, yeah ray it says it's the mother of

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Speaker 4: presidents seven US presidents fro.

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Speaker 1: From how many of them were assassinated, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but who cares about that? Me smart people from Ohio.

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Speaker 1: That was when Ohio was like actually working, like they

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Speaker 1: was Larry Year up next.

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Speaker 3: How many almost star right of Ohio State minus twenty

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Speaker 3: and a half against Time perfect but.

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Speaker 2: Didn't tap die.

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Speaker 1: He like in a bathtub? Yeah, yeah, he was like King, Yeah, he.

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Speaker 2: Died in a bathtub.

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Speaker 1: Big was that bath three hundred? Well he's three hundred.

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Speaker 1: He's a big boy, right yeaheah, he's I think it

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Speaker 2: If you're three hundred pounds back then, they're like you're a.

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Speaker 1: God, You're incredible. All right. So you got Ohio State

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Speaker 3: Under in the MoMA Bryant football game sixty two and

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Speaker 3: a half. The mommouth quarterback broke his leg or something.

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Speaker 3: He's out. Georgia minus is seven and a half against

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Speaker 3: Florida Pit minus fourteen against Stanford, the UVA minus four

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Speaker 3: and a half against col Georgia Tech minus five and

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Speaker 3: a half against NC State.

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Speaker 1: How about all one unit? How about bad Larry got

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Speaker 1: all of the points? Fent?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Not a lot of line movement this weekend.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm in a fround one o'clock this

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Speaker 3: morning when I got home.

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Speaker 1: Haines King feels like he's been playing football for about

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Speaker 1: seven years. And I saw an article the toughest guy

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Speaker 1: in college football. Oh, Haines King, good name too, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: already hit their and when over, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I've gotten boned.

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Speaker 1: Good story betting against Dylan.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, all right, Dan, I am rocking with our guys.

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Speaker 2: Still diego Pavia. Vandy plus two and a half against Texas.

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Speaker 2: I just I think if Texas obviously had that crazy

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Speaker 2: But I don't know, give me Vandy as a dog

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Speaker 2: every game. Maryland plus twenty one and a half against Indiana.

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Speaker 2: I don't know about this one, but that you you

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Speaker 2: see a play games, you.

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Speaker 1: Make it seem like you know something about all the other.

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Speaker 2: Ones and I know everything one I'm on a Limon bell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this one, I'm not quite sure.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was like, I mean, so many people took

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Speaker 2: what was UCLA plus twenty six and a half against

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Speaker 2: Indiana and they're like, no, they just demolished them. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Texas Tech minus seven and a half against k States.

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Speaker 1: This is one of those road favorites you gotta.

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Speaker 2: I know. I like the line though, that seven and

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Speaker 2: a half line. This makes me think that they don't

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Speaker 2: really know how to price it. And then the Rainbow

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Speaker 2: Warriors plus one and a half at San Jose State

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Speaker 2: short travel for them by all standards, the bos.

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Speaker 1: The bo's all right, Shae NFL picks. Yeah, I got

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Speaker 1: the Bongles plus three against Fingernails, pats laying five and

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Speaker 1: a half against at Aliens, and then uh Hiahuascas plus

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Speaker 1: three against the Danny Joneses. Okay, bad Larry NFL picks.

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Speaker 3: I forgot. I did do it to you, Dan, and

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Speaker 3: it's a three units. I'll say that's the last I.

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Speaker 3: First of all, we haven't talked about Dylan going against

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Speaker 3: Shane and I last week gone the all Burnay.

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Speaker 2: How about free Damn good job?

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Speaker 1: I told you, good job.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that sucked. Arkansas looked like they had that one

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Speaker 1: He just but say said that Hugh Freeze always gives

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Speaker 1: you one of those games every year, and you're like, damn.

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Speaker 2: He gets to keep him a quarter.

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Speaker 1: That's all you need, all right?

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, Indiana minus the three against pitt San Francisco

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Speaker 3: minus the two and a half against the Giants and

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Speaker 3: they were one unit bets and then a three unit

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Speaker 3: two team ts Detroit minus two and a half and

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Speaker 3: the Chargers minus two and a half.

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Speaker 2: It smells like a Titans win.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, this is cam Ward three touchdown passes.

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Speaker 2: And Justin Herbert was at the eighteen inning game, well

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Speaker 2: a little did he.

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Speaker 1: Go all eighteen with his girlfriend?

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Speaker 2: I think he did, but I can't confirm the I

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Speaker 2: don't know. Legend will go with the legend.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say no.

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Speaker 2: You have a bad look.

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Speaker 1: If it's bedtime?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she got curse?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. What's your name? Madison Beer? Yeah? Yeah, good German name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you like good German names?

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Speaker 1: Just did she come out with a beer called Madison?

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Speaker 1: I would Madison Beer? Just free money?

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Speaker 2: Probably?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, mad Town Beer. You know what you do

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Speaker 1: is maybe you make it a na hey oh, sponsor

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Speaker 1: the show? Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, Madison Beer. If

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Speaker 1: you're listening, we have of course, yes, Madison, we have

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Speaker 1: a candidate for you. I'm here, Yeah, shay it. How

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Speaker 1: long have you been sober? Two years? Yeah? Too? Do

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Speaker 1: you get a coin? I mean if I showed up

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Speaker 1: to a meeting? Yeah, But do they take your word

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Speaker 1: for it that you're so Yeah, there's no like nobody

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Speaker 1: bullshit or no no, no, no, okay, no, you.

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Speaker 2: Know someone's racked up a bunch of those coins.

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Speaker 1: It's just as you got court ordered ship. Yeah that

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Speaker 1: you're like, oh, really, buddy, Larry, what's the longest you've

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Speaker 1: gone without drinking.

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Speaker 3: I'm literally trying to think since I was sixteen. I

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Speaker 3: don't think. I don't think.

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Speaker 1: Do you think you've had a beer every single day?

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Speaker 1: At least one beer?

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Speaker 3: Now there's a couple of Mondays and all not Monday

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Speaker 3: Night football, a couple of Tuesdays and wedst forgetting out

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Speaker 3: for the last six months of what I've been working

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Speaker 3: Tuesdays and Wednesdays. So if I don't play boxy, I

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Speaker 3: probably don't drink on Tuesday or Wednesday. Yeah, I would

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Speaker 3: say three days, believe, since I'm sixteen and I'm sixty eight, So.

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Speaker 1: That means like no jail for Larry and all that time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no legit, hospital stints, probation, do you no?

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Speaker 2: Do you no probation where you're getting alcohol tested?

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Speaker 3: No tickets. I know I got a speeding ticket in Virginia,

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Speaker 3: motherfucker account.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, were you drunk?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, bringing the kids down and look at

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Speaker 3: colleges and doing like you know, eighty five like everyone does,

443
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Speaker 3: and it's like careless driving. But we got taken care of.

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Speaker 3: I didn't. I never went down to the worth the

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Speaker 3: four appearance.

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Speaker 2: The witness suddenly disappears.

447
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Speaker 1: What do you need taking care of? You?

448
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Speaker 2: Rub somebody out? You know?

449
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Speaker 3: That says court on the ticket says court appearance required

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Speaker 3: and is checked and you just send the money that

451
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Speaker 3: you look up with the fund as you send them

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Speaker 3: money and then you get a letter like two months

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Speaker 3: later that they've accepted your fee and they've waived the

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Speaker 3: you have to go down there. So not even high

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Speaker 3: any time?

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Speaker 2: Isn't that just any like traffic violation.

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Speaker 3: Were speeding but over like fifteen or eighteen miles an

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Speaker 3: hour over the speed them they could be a careless drive.

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Speaker 3: And tickets also. It was just on one of the

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Speaker 3: I think it was on interstate whatever that one is

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Speaker 3: going down ninety one?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Oh? Yeah, great, awesome? Ninety five?

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Speaker 3: Yeah I think no, No, not ninety five Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

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Speaker 3: down to JMU whatever that is.

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Speaker 1: It's ninety's it's okay, we'll put it. Yeah, we'll work

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Speaker 1: on that for next week. Dylan.

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Speaker 2: How about you? All right?

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Speaker 1: Dan?

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Speaker 2: Tonight my Ravens playing the Dolphins. I've got Isaiah likely

470
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Speaker 2: first touchdown plus fourteen hundred and god damn it, I'm

471
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Speaker 2: gonna hit one of these.

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Speaker 1: You love your tight ends, I do, mark my words.

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Speaker 2: Wow, mark my words. And then I got Lions minus

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Speaker 2: the eight and a half against the Vikings, the very

475
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Speaker 2: banged Vikings, and my other Broncos plus one and a

476
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Speaker 2: half against the Texans. Okay, the Broncos did a number

477
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Speaker 2: on your cowboys.

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Speaker 1: Shay, Yeah, whatever, dude, that's it's brutal. It is what

479
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Speaker 1: it is. It's obvious who the cowboys are, what they

480
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Speaker 1: do to lose. They're entertaining though, Yeah sure, I mean

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Speaker 1: that's all Jerry cares about. That's all they were entertaining.

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Speaker 1: They are the fun to watch. It is better than

483
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Speaker 1: being like, have you seen the Doctor Pepper with Jerry? Yeah? Yeah,

484
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Speaker 1: prote he's an actor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's great the landman.

486
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Speaker 1: But they so he leans into the car and he's

487
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Speaker 1: got that big smile, and then they cut away to

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Speaker 1: a wider shot, but there's a sign that blocks his face,

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Speaker 1: so you just see somebody walking. It's not Jerry, but

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Speaker 1: he's gonna be Jerry in the commercial and he's just

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Speaker 1: holding the cannon as he walks, and the commercial the

492
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Speaker 1: like a yield sign or something. Is right there. So

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Speaker 1: they probably said to Jerry, all you got to do

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Speaker 1: is walk in, say a line, and then you're done. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: lean down, say something to walk out Fansville. Yes, Marvin, I.

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Speaker 5: Have a question for Shay, and I've asked you this

497
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Speaker 5: before on the main show. But as Jerry Jones thinks

498
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 5: he's different than the other owners because he played Division

499
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Speaker 5: one football, he thinks he's a football guy that became

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Speaker 5: a billionaire, not a billionaire that you bought a football.

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Speaker 1: Team, not just that he won a national championship, right,

502
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: and he leans on that experience or vibe or whatever,

503
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Speaker 1: even though it was one hundred and fifty years ago.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I think that's definitely a fucking feather in

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Speaker 1: his cap.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't if you have that much money.

507
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 2: Like why he's why is he doing Doctor Pepper commercials?

508
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: Like does he famous? Not not because of the money,

509
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 1: because the conversation.

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Speaker 2: Not because he's getting He's like, I need this check

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Speaker 2: from Doctor Pepper. But I'm like, dude, just funk off

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Speaker 2: and chill never.

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Speaker 1: He can't do that.

514
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,400
Speaker 2: I know he can't. I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of billionaire, but there's only a certain

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Speaker 1: number of billionaires who own professional teams. You want to

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Speaker 1: be famous.

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Speaker 2: That's what he already is.

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00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 1: Though he wants to stay relevant. Ye, he has to

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Speaker 1: stay relevant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm doing doctor Prepper commercials.

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Speaker 1: It's in the face of all these millions of people

523
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Speaker 1: and younger kids. He knows what he's doing. Yeah, yeah,

524
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: look at look at our owner. He's right there in

525
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Speaker 1: fan Fansville or whatever.

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Speaker 2: There's I don't know.

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Speaker 5: He's the only owner in sports that my wife knows.

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Speaker 1: There you go, that's it.

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Speaker 5: I would use the term wife famous. Somebody's like white famous,

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Speaker 5: I said, wife.

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Speaker 2: White and white famous.

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Speaker 1: Very white, like pre civil. How about how about we

533
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,959
Speaker 1: we close up shop here, Danny breeders Cup this weekend.

534
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: We always got to talk about that.

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Speaker 2: I'll take one of your horses, Shane, if it lose,

536
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Speaker 2: is gonna be fucking pess.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Saturday night six forty amlok who's ten to one?

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Speaker 1: That is on the one and a half mile. And

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00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 1: then we got the Philly and Mayor one in three eighths.

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00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: That's Saturday Night Diamond Rain and Arizona Blaze. Look out

541
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 1: for that. And I do like Forever Young the Japanese

542
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Speaker 1: horsey in the actual bright, Larry, you going to the

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Speaker 1: Breeders Cunt.

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Speaker 3: We'll be at Mama Park. Yeah, both Friday and Saturday.

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Speaker 3: Your boy Knowles is coming down. I'll be with John,

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Speaker 3: Gerard Nolan and Brian Nolan. Hope there's no fights.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. They did get into a fight at

548
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Speaker 1: my Christmas party. Really yeah, like knockdown, drag out. One

549
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: got knocked down, sick. They might have both been on

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Speaker 1: the floor. Two of the brothers, Very Chris. Yeah, it

551
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: was in a blink of a nine. I was behind

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00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: the bar. It was late, like eleven thirty and I

553
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: turned around, I think to get something to you know,

554
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: pour a shot into and I turned around and two

555
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: guys who were standing there weren't standing there anymore. And

556
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: they're both about six three and they're down on the floor,

557
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 1: and you know, now it's say, hey, bring it.

558
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 2: Up, come on now, stop. You know, do you know

559
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 2: what they're fighting about? I have no idea, just something stupid.

560
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: Probably yeah, usual yeah, yeah. But the one that might

561
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Speaker 1: have gone in the fight, John, he was trying to

562
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Speaker 1: break up the fight with his brothers.

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00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 2: Oh, so he just stepped in and then got wrapped up.

564
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 2: And so that's a third brother yeah, there were three

565
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 2: three brothers. All right, but but yeah, John was there

566
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 2: as a peacemaker. John's your neighbor. Yeah, yeah, but John, that's.

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Speaker 3: That's the first sound hearing about that fight. Dan, I

568
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 3: don't have to go. We have to research that one

569
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 3: this weekend.

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00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't know about that.

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00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 3: No, No, didn't know about that one.

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00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 1: You probably weren't in damn.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Ray, I have one thing before we go. I

574
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 4: want to know what Halloween looks like in your household shade.

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck, dude. First off, I don't even like celebrate Halloween.

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00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: I don't dress up. It's not even that it's a

577
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: pagan holiday. It's just another holiday. Like every holiday with kids,

578
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: or at least in my town, is a week long.

579
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: They're all, you got this shit, you got trunker treat,

580
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: you got fucking Halloween, you got you know, costumes this day,

581
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: that day. The other night. I come home and the

582
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 1: roommate has like I don't know, eight pumpkins on the

583
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: dining room table and they're all missing their guts, and

584
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: the kids are all like, we carved pumpkins. They're like, no,

585
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: you didn't. You just poked fucking holes and made a mess,

586
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: and like now they're shit everywhere and there's orange lights that.

587
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 2: It's you give out candy or Bible.

588
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: No, you give out the US Constitution a little one.

589
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: I like it. There's no trick or treating in my

590
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: house too. They can't find my fucking house. I hate it.

591
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: I hate Halloween. I hate it. But the kids are

592
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: going to get dressed up? Oh yeah, they already did.

593
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: They got four different costumes for different days of school

594
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: and trunk retreat and also the bullshit, Yeah, is your

595
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: wife gonna get dressed up? I should have asked her that.

596
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: I don't know you do you want her to get

597
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: dressed Yeah, we're gonna be at some house party on

598
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: Saturday night. Oh boy, that'll bet that'll be great. It'll

599
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: be weird, okay. Uh, Dylan, Big Day, Ray, Marvin Bad,

600
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: Larry Shaye and Irving Shay and Irving wherever you get

601
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: your podcast is the name of the podcast. And uh

602
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: that's it. We've We've done all we can do. Good

603
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: luck this weekend. We'll talk to you next week. On

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Speaker 1: Dan Patrick Takes a Gammel h m hm hm