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Speaker 1: Second date of date Taking a date to the carnival
Speaker 1: It's usually a pretty good idea. Yeah. Yeah, cotton candy,
Speaker 1: some corn dogs, lots of bright lights. And there's also
Speaker 1: fifty percent chance that if a ride malfunctions while you're
Speaker 1: on it, you could be on the news. That's cool too. Yep,
Speaker 1: And that's where Alex took the girl that he wants
Speaker 1: to call today for a second date. Update apparently they
Speaker 1: went to a carnival. It's not Alex. How are you hey, y'all?
Speaker 1: How's it going? That sounds like a good, great idea.
Speaker 1: Alex are a big fan of carnivals. Who's not like
Speaker 1: it's playing some games, right, some run lots of sweaty carnies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those guys are awesome. It's the best part. It's just
Speaker 1: really sweaty people. There's a lot of sweat. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: happens at carnival. And how'd you meet your date? So
Speaker 1: Madeline and I who we met on the dating app
Speaker 1: and what do you like about her? Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I thought she was super cute. You know, she has
Speaker 1: these really nice eyes, and messaging with her, she had
Speaker 1: like a really good sense of humor. And she's really
Speaker 1: in the state capitals, which is like, you know, super
Speaker 1: random state capitals. Yeah, like she just mentioned it in
Speaker 1: her bio and you're messaging she was like, no, it's
Speaker 1: no joke. Like I'm really good at knowing all the
Speaker 1: state capitals. You like to research why they're the capital.
Speaker 1: And the person was, yeah, I know that is interesting, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a couple of capitals of switch. They were one city
Speaker 1: that they became a different city exactly, so you know,
Speaker 1: and I always felt like I was pretty good at
Speaker 1: knowing those, and like the fourth grade or whatever, it
Speaker 1: was a fun thing to talk about, you know, not
Speaker 1: the usual sort of like what do you do? What
Speaker 1: do you like? Yeah, that's true. Usually people on dating
Speaker 1: problems like I love to hike. That's what everybody says. Nobody,
Speaker 1: I've never seen anybody like I just really love state capitals,
Speaker 1: right exactly. So I was like, this is this is cool.
Speaker 1: This is a unique, interesting person, all right. And so
Speaker 1: how was it when you guys first met up? I mean,
Speaker 1: like one funny thing. She uh, she looked like exactly
Speaker 1: like her pictures in on her profile. Oh that's funny. Well,
Speaker 1: which was really good, but she was also wearing the
Speaker 1: exact same outfits that must be her hot outfit then
Speaker 1: her sexy outfit. Yeah, I have that one outfit too,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, I have it on
Speaker 1: in three photos. Dang it. Right, So I mean, like
Speaker 1: I mentioned it and she's like yeah. She basically said that,
Speaker 1: She's like, look, I look really good this. Why not
Speaker 1: everybody's just have one outfit they wear all the time
Speaker 1: that is their favorite outfit. And it's not a bad
Speaker 1: idea off of dating app Like you know exactly who
Speaker 1: you're reading then, right, like, oh wait, that's the girl
Speaker 1: with the blue shirt. I would rather have that than
Speaker 1: show up and be like who are you? Yeah, So
Speaker 1: how did everything go when you were out there at
Speaker 1: the carnival? Any weird moments or was it all good? Well,
Speaker 1: so there's this one thing I wanted to win her
Speaker 1: a prize, you know, one of the games, and I
Speaker 1: thought that'd be like romantic and fun, and so I
Speaker 1: thought they had ring toss and I've I've won ring
Speaker 1: toss a couple of times in my in my carnival
Speaker 1: going days. Um, so it's like, oh, I got this.
Speaker 1: This will be a great way to sort of like
Speaker 1: show up like I wanted to win her like a
Speaker 1: you know, one of those enormous stuffed animals. Every man
Speaker 1: wants to win a woman that, and no woman wants those.
Speaker 1: What do you do with them? It's just a trophy,
Speaker 1: so they can walk around, You drag it around, and
Speaker 1: then you get heavy and you get rid of it later.
Speaker 1: So did you win the big stuffed animal for an
Speaker 1: impressor with your ring toss abilities? Well, so I started
Speaker 1: playing and I just like I was just off my game.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was, but I just could
Speaker 1: not win. How much money did they suck out of
Speaker 1: you as you were losing? Well, do you want to
Speaker 1: know the first time or the second time they got you? Good?
Speaker 1: They got me? Yes. So, like I'm spending a lot
Speaker 1: of time and money and I'm just getting so street
Speaker 1: because I like, I should be able to do this,
Speaker 1: it's so easy. Finally she's like it doesn't matter, like
Speaker 1: I don't care, Like, well, she's go on some rise.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, cool, let's let's do it. So
Speaker 1: we take a break, we go on some rise, we're
Speaker 1: having fun, and then we're walking back past the ring
Speaker 1: Toss and I just have to I know that feeling,
Speaker 1: and it's ever played one of those games and I'd lose,
Speaker 1: and then I passed by it again. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: imagine more cash on me right now, I would own you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I definitely went back to the ATM and
Speaker 1: I got more cash, and over doing this, I'm winning.
Speaker 1: And so finally, I mean I kind of win. I
Speaker 1: win her like one of those really tiny small stuffed
Speaker 1: bears after I spent you know, a sixty more bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. And how long was she just standing
Speaker 1: there watching you play ring Toss? I mean, I wasn't
Speaker 1: keeping camp, but I mean at least half an hour.
Speaker 1: So maybe you spent too long doing that, and that's
Speaker 1: why she's not calling you back. She's like, I'm not, well,
Speaker 1: yeah I might have. You know, that's it's it's entirely possible.
Speaker 1: But you know, but she seemed she seems super grateful
Speaker 1: for for for the bear, and she was like, oh
Speaker 1: this is so sweet. She wasn't just grateful. The whole
Speaker 1: thing was over. God, give the man a prize already, right,
Speaker 1: but I mean she seemed to do it. And then
Speaker 1: you know, we ended her night by like going on
Speaker 1: the ferris wheel and we kissed on the ferris wheel,
Speaker 1: which which was nice. I feel like a good moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what was that kiss? Like? I mean, it was sweet.
Speaker 1: It was like moisturized. That's actually what I was looking for,
Speaker 1: a moisture level. Count Well, we were both already really sweaty,
Speaker 1: so it was it was pretty. It was pretty moist hot.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but then you know, after that, you know,
Speaker 1: Carnival sort of like shutting down or like leaving and
Speaker 1: saying goodbye for the evening, and so you know, I
Speaker 1: go in for another kiss, and then she kind of
Speaker 1: like averted my kiss and just went for a hug,
Speaker 1: which was weird, right because we'd already kissed. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean usually to me, if you kiss once and
Speaker 1: then she doesn't want to kiss you again, it means
Speaker 1: it wasn't very good for her the first time. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, great, I guess I'm not a good kisser.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I'm now now I'm just
Speaker 1: so in my head about it. Did anything happen in
Speaker 1: between the ferris wheel kiss and then you're saying goodbye
Speaker 1: to work. That would make you think you wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to kiss you again. I mean, you know, we played
Speaker 1: a couple more games and did another ride, but like,
Speaker 1: nothing out of the ordinary. Have you heard from her
Speaker 1: at all since your date? I've texted her calling her nothing. Okay, man, huh.
Speaker 1: She was just like so cool and interesting and I
Speaker 1: already feel like we have such a great connection and
Speaker 1: it seems like such a good starting point, and so
Speaker 1: I I just like, I just don't want to lose
Speaker 1: this one, you know. Okay, Well, we'll play a song
Speaker 1: then come back. I'll call her and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. Okay, but thank you? Good? All right, hang
Speaker 1: up brooking Jubil in the morning. Second updates if you
Speaker 1: missed the first part of today's second date update. Alex
Speaker 1: is on the phone and Alex wants to call a
Speaker 1: girl named Madeline. They went to a carnival together, said
Speaker 1: they had a fun time. He even won her a
Speaker 1: small little teddy bear. After I think he spent over
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars on games. He spent a lot of
Speaker 1: money trying to winner a prize. He finally won her
Speaker 1: a prize. They actually kissed when they were on the
Speaker 1: ferris wheel, and then later when they were leaving and
Speaker 1: saying goodbye, she just gave him a hug and wouldn't
Speaker 1: kiss him again. So he's wondering if something happened between
Speaker 1: the ferris wheel and her going home and something I
Speaker 1: completely forgot to bring up in the first part, alex
Speaker 1: is you also said that she's a big fan of
Speaker 1: state capitals. Oh yeah, maybe she was just not impressed
Speaker 1: with your state capital knowledge and that's why she's not
Speaker 1: calling back. Like it probably bismark Is it North Dakota,
Speaker 1: South Dakota? Who know you? I think you got bismarked.
Speaker 1: Isn't what happened? Yeah? Oh man, it happens to a
Speaker 1: lot of people. That's low. I don't know, man. I
Speaker 1: think I was doing pretty good on my state capitals.
Speaker 1: I mean I even got Mount Killy Eric. So is
Speaker 1: that even in America? Yeah? It is? Is that a state?
Speaker 1: This is? Okay? My head's about to explode, which is
Speaker 1: just call her? Yeah, I really hope this works out
Speaker 1: for you. I'm actually rooting for you on this one
Speaker 1: because it sounds like you really felt like this girl
Speaker 1: was special I really appreciate that. Yeah, I think it'll
Speaker 1: be fine. It must have been something that happened at
Speaker 1: the carnival, like I don't know. I mean, it must
Speaker 1: have just been some stupid thing that I wasn't even
Speaker 1: aware of it. And I just feel like if we
Speaker 1: can get on the same page, it'll totally be fine. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well we'll see if we can make that happen for you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dialar phone number right now here we go. Hello,
Speaker 1: all right, is this Madeline? Yes? It is Hey, what's up, Madeline?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewbil
Speaker 1: in the Morning? Who Jebil from Brook and Jebil Jebil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. I know it's a weird name. Have
Speaker 1: you ever heard this? I don't know it. It's a
Speaker 1: radio show, radio show. I'm calling you today, Madeline, because
Speaker 1: one of our listeners actually emailed us about you, about me,
Speaker 1: m yep, sure, Why Well, because you recently went on
Speaker 1: a date with them, but now you're not calling him back.
Speaker 1: So have you been on a lot of dates in
Speaker 1: the last few weeks. I've just been on one and
Speaker 1: was that with somebody named Alex? Yeah to the carnival.
Speaker 1: How do you know that? Because Alex is the dude
Speaker 1: that wants us to call you why? Because he really
Speaker 1: liked you. He thought you were really cool and smart
Speaker 1: and funny and beautiful, and now he's not getting to
Speaker 1: call back. Oh that's sweet. Yeah, okay, Well I just
Speaker 1: didn't see the point because I don't think that we
Speaker 1: have a future together. From the way he described your date,
Speaker 1: everything was great. Yeah, he said that the energy between
Speaker 1: you two is awesome. He's a great guy. I just
Speaker 1: you know, I'm looking for something that's more and long term,
Speaker 1: and I just didn't see a future with him. Well
Speaker 1: how can you judge that based off of one date
Speaker 1: at the carnival? I don't know, Like, I just know, Like,
Speaker 1: how long do you need to know somebody before you
Speaker 1: know if you or don't want to spend your life
Speaker 1: with them? I mean one minute? Yeah, just text one minute.
Speaker 1: I'm a very good judge, just because I don't like
Speaker 1: to I don't want to be around anybody for my horse.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Was it the kiss because he said
Speaker 1: you guys kissed on the ferris wheel. Was it a
Speaker 1: bad kiss? No? The kiss was fine. It was a
Speaker 1: little wet, but you know, it could have been me.
Speaker 1: Who knows? So what was it? Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of personal. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: should say it. It's personal. You guys probably want to
Speaker 1: understand that. I just don't feel like I should say it.
Speaker 1: Really Well, he really wants to know because he liked
Speaker 1: you a lot. Well, it's just the same with me.
Speaker 1: I'm looking for, you know, a long term relationship. I'm
Speaker 1: looking for the one I want to get married, and
Speaker 1: there's just certain factors that I need. Okay, is he short,
Speaker 1: too tall, too ugly? Yeah? Sometimes I many people are
Speaker 1: too ugly to date. But that or is this something bigger?
Speaker 1: Like he doesn't want kids and you want kids? No,
Speaker 1: he definitely wants kids, I asked him. That's kind of
Speaker 1: the problem. Oh, the problem is he wants kids and
Speaker 1: you don't. I just really want to have a nice,
Speaker 1: beautiful family and cute kids. And I think that a
Speaker 1: lot goes into who you pick is a meet in
Speaker 1: order to, you know, ensure that your children are going
Speaker 1: to be beautiful babies. And there was this, Uh, he's
Speaker 1: going to produce ugly children. That's what it sounds like
Speaker 1: to me. You're like, his jeans are not up to part. Well,
Speaker 1: that's kind of the problem. He's genetically doesn't work for you,
Speaker 1: kind of. You know, there's these things as a carnival
Speaker 1: where you can actually go into a photo booth and
Speaker 1: it matches you both together to show what your children
Speaker 1: will look like. I know you're laughing, but it's it's
Speaker 1: actually fairly accurate. They have them now to where they're
Speaker 1: like ninety percent accurate. But yeah, and when we did that,
Speaker 1: Alex and I, it just it wasn't a good result. No,
Speaker 1: So that's like a fake carnival thing. It doesn't isn't
Speaker 1: actually what your kids are gonna look like. But it's
Speaker 1: pretty reliable. Is the computer effects are very reliable. I
Speaker 1: believe it's very very accurate. I promise. I have two
Speaker 1: babies with a man, and they turned out nothing like
Speaker 1: we expected them to look like. But you probably didn't
Speaker 1: see the computer thing at the carnival either. No, but
Speaker 1: I bet that they'd be pretty ugly if we did,
Speaker 1: you know, and they're beautiful children, like you can't base
Speaker 1: something off of some weird Carney game. I don't want
Speaker 1: to take that chance with Alex. Okay, so here, So
Speaker 1: the reason you don't want to go out with him again.
Speaker 1: Is because you took a picture at the carnival that
Speaker 1: meshed both your faces together to show what your kids
Speaker 1: would possibly look like. And you think the baby was ugly. Well,
Speaker 1: I think we both thought it was pretty ugly kid. Well,
Speaker 1: why don't we ask him? Hold on, Madeleine, because Alex
Speaker 1: is actually on the other line and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. What metal are you kidding me? That's a
Speaker 1: legitimate reason for not wanting to go out with me again, Alex,
Speaker 1: I had no idea you're on the other line. I'm
Speaker 1: really sorry for embarrassing you. It's just that's the truth.
Speaker 1: And we both agreed. It's not embarrassing for me. This
Speaker 1: is embarrassing for you. This is your reason. The things
Speaker 1: of garbage. It has some of my stubble on the baby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you think our baby's gonna be born with like five
Speaker 1: o'clock shadow. Well, no, of course not, but it still
Speaker 1: gives us some insight of possibly having an ugly baby. No,
Speaker 1: I've done research on this, and like I said, these
Speaker 1: photo boots are very accurate these days. They're like you know,
Speaker 1: ten years ago, it wasn't the same, but now they're
Speaker 1: very reliable, and there's a good chance that our baby's
Speaker 1: going to be ugly, and I just don't want to
Speaker 1: risk it. That's just put in the horse before the cart.
Speaker 1: We've only been on one date and we're already talking
Speaker 1: about whether or not our baby may or may not
Speaker 1: be ugly. I don't feel like wasting time, like my
Speaker 1: start relationship with somebody where you're already know off the
Speaker 1: bat if there's a good chance to child's going to
Speaker 1: be ugly and I want a long term relationship, I'm
Speaker 1: looking for an up and I want to get married.
Speaker 1: There's always a chance your baby is gonna be ugly,
Speaker 1: And Madeline, how could you even say? I mean like
Speaker 1: they're fifty percent your jeans. What if you're the one
Speaker 1: that's contributing the ugly jeans and you're always going to
Speaker 1: have an ugly kid. It doesn't matter when your baby
Speaker 1: is born. That thing can be literally look like a fish,
Speaker 1: and you will think it's the most beautiful thing ever.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just how nature works. You love your
Speaker 1: own kids. You you're supposed to anyway, Yeah, not everybody,
Speaker 1: I mean, but you're that's the idea, right, Madeline. And
Speaker 1: if you're going for just looks even for your children.
Speaker 1: I just don't feel like that's very smart. Well, I
Speaker 1: just think it's very important to give your baby the
Speaker 1: best future possible. And I want to have an attractive baby.
Speaker 1: Okay talking, and I hear what you're saying about that's true.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you my ex boyfriend and I
Speaker 1: did the same machine and we actually had a very
Speaker 1: cute baby. Oho. Okay, So it's just how you guys
Speaker 1: messed together. And you don't feel like you and Alex
Speaker 1: would make a good looking baby because of the carnival picture. Yes,
Speaker 1: And it made me realize that sometimes you don't know
Speaker 1: what you have until it's gone. So I actually started
Speaker 1: texting my ex again this week, oh my gosh, and
Speaker 1: it looks like we're going to hang out and see,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we can try again. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Insanity? I cannot believe you were giving a machine,
Speaker 1: a Carnival machine, any sort of validity on how you
Speaker 1: run your life. I mean, this is just crazy for
Speaker 1: thinking this is crazy. Maybe, yeah, a little bit, Alex.
Speaker 1: I think you're being a little bit a little bit
Speaker 1: crazy about this. Alex. I am totally on your side
Speaker 1: right now. This is lunacy. You can think it's crazy
Speaker 1: all you want, but I have certain things that I
Speaker 1: want in my life. I know what I want, and
Speaker 1: if things go well with my ex, then who knows.
Speaker 1: I feel like we could really have a better shot
Speaker 1: of producing a beautiful child than Alex and my Okay, well,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you guys are getting along great. So Madeline,
Speaker 1: would you like to go on a second date with Alex?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I don't think it's a
Speaker 1: good idea. Oh my gosh, Alex, are you disappointed in
Speaker 1: that at this point? Not at all, Alex. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: if this whole thing hurts your feelings. I mean, you
Speaker 1: should definitely go back to the carnival and try with
Speaker 1: other women. You never know, but I have a feeling
Speaker 1: that all the results are going to be a little negative.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, well, well, Alex, you're gonna have fuggly baby.
Speaker 1: Sorry apparently. Okay, yeah, sure, you're right. That's what I'll do.
Speaker 1: I'll just be lining up women to hopefully find the
Speaker 1: one time that I can maybe produce a beautiful baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well, such a good visual. The good news,
Speaker 1: Alex is you get to spend more time at the carnival,
Speaker 1: and I think that's a highlight for you, So I'm
Speaker 1: considering this a successful second date update. Thanks a lot,
Speaker 1: do you if the carnival broken? Jewil in the Morning
Speaker 1: text in at seven eighty five to nine two says
Speaker 1: that girl is dumb. I think I'm actually dumber for
Speaker 1: listening to the second date updates working Jewil in the
Speaker 1: Morning talking about today's second date update if you missed it,
Speaker 1: Alex wanted to call this girl Madeline. Alex took her
Speaker 1: to a carnival and spent a ton of money at
Speaker 1: games and booths, trying to win some stuffed animals for her.
Speaker 1: I actually kissed on the ferris wheel, but then when
Speaker 1: they were leaving, she just said bye and didn't kiss
Speaker 1: him again. When we called her and got her on
Speaker 1: the phone, she revealed that they visited a booth where
Speaker 1: they take your faces and mixed them together to show
Speaker 1: what your future kids will look like. And Madeline took
Speaker 1: it very seriously. Yea, and she thought their carnival baby
Speaker 1: was so ugly that they wouldn't have a future together
Speaker 1: because all they would produce were ugly babies. And she
Speaker 1: got back together with her ex because her and her
Speaker 1: ex to the same photo booth, and she thought those
Speaker 1: kids were cute. Yep, it actually drove her back into
Speaker 1: her other relationship. Yeah, it sounds like a healthy relationship too. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good. I mean, add kids to any relationship and
Speaker 1: things get easier. That's what they always say. They decided
Speaker 1: to not go out again because now she has a boyfriend,
Speaker 1: a new old boyfriend. I guess somebody texted in at
Speaker 1: seven eight five ninths and says, my husband and I
Speaker 1: did the same thing, and our kids were hideous in
Speaker 1: the pictures and they turned out even more hideous in
Speaker 1: real life. That's not texted. They handed it by saying,
Speaker 1: and our kids are cute anyway, they aren't going out again,
Speaker 1: and hopefully she'll have cute babies in the future, not
Speaker 1: those ugly babies that they would have had together a meltdown.
Speaker 1: Put it back in. Put it back kid, I don't
Speaker 1: want that one. Remember, if you want to do a
Speaker 1: second day update, all I have to do is email
Speaker 1: the show and we will call the person who didn't
Speaker 1: call you back. Moving ninety two point five