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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jewbils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret? Or is it? Did

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Speaker 1: we tell you we made dirt a little secret and

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Speaker 1: then do a completely different segment. No, we didn't do

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Speaker 1: that to you. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: So on the phone right now, one of our anonymous

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Speaker 1: listeners to tell us a dirty little secret that they have.

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Speaker 1: What is your dirty little secret? Our key and I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it is? The girls I'm talking to,

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Speaker 1: it's her people, the city, Oh, the people, the city

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Speaker 1: is okay Giles, who's at the saying? They will say

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Speaker 1: without the skill too, it ain't just ain't hit none show. Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: I got questions. When I think in catfish, there are

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Speaker 1: a couple of different catfishes. I feel like the main

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Speaker 1: one to me is someone who is acting like somebody else,

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Speaker 1: who doesn't even look like that person. Right, They're acting

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Speaker 1: like they're a completely different person, fake profile, using somebody

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Speaker 1: else's pictures. That's a typical catfish. But another catfish could

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Speaker 1: be the heavy filters. Yeah, the different bone structures, and

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Speaker 1: then you show up and you're like, where's my date?

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Speaker 1: It's true, you can't trust anybody online, see, because they'll

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Speaker 1: show up and you're like, uh, you're my friend, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: That's weird. Why do you think this is happening to you?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that why I was. I don't praid about it, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't ask God about it, prayed about it, insurance.

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Speaker 1: Just dear God, why myself forsaking me again with a

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Speaker 1: woman who looked like she had Kardashian lips? And then

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Speaker 1: I showed up and she didn't even have lips. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: she was actually not even the person at all. Live fish,

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Speaker 1: actual fish? Lord? Why have you done this to me

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Speaker 1: for the seventh time in a row. I thought I

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Speaker 1: was a good person. Please don't catfish me again. Here's

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Speaker 1: twenty bucks. Amen. Give us an example of the time

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Speaker 1: you were catfished one time. You don't think I'm joking.

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Speaker 1: I called it one time. It's a man too. He

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Speaker 1: will serve me some peoples. Oh that's hilarious, he actually

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Speaker 1: got served. I bet they do that a lot. Actually, savage,

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Speaker 1: that's amazing. Do these people not know that when they

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Speaker 1: show up on their date, their date's gonna know? And

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Speaker 1: how do you split up somebody? Will you? You show

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Speaker 1: up like they I don't spit. These school would be like, Anne, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so what do you do? Do you leave? Yeah? Look,

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Speaker 1: look you you ain't you ain't you shouted? No, you

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Speaker 1: ain't you shouting that. I love that. That should actually

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Speaker 1: probably just be the standard greeting if you get catfished.

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Speaker 1: I'm out. Have you guys ever been catfished before? H yes,

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Speaker 1: you have. I feel like I went on a date

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Speaker 1: with a dude who definitely time normally right, and sometimes

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Speaker 1: it takes a little bit, but sometimes you can tell like,

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Speaker 1: oh no, that's definitely not gonna happen ever right right.

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Speaker 1: But this guy came from like two hours away to

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Speaker 1: go on the state with me to take me the

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Speaker 1: marriage game. And I knew instantly as soon as I

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Speaker 1: got out of his truck not happened. Right away, not happening.

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Speaker 1: And then I stoopided me proceeded to the whole dang day.

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Speaker 1: He took a picture of us put on a so

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Speaker 1: media and his family, his whole family was like, who's this?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that dude. I was like this, I'm

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Speaker 1: just like I'm not doing that anymore. Look what I

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Speaker 1: found I did. I went on a date one time.

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Speaker 1: I was just out of high school and one of

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Speaker 1: my friend's girlfriends was like, you gotta meet my friend.

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Speaker 1: She would love you, right and saw I was like okay.

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Speaker 1: And this was back in the day. I'm a little

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Speaker 1: bit older. There was no Facebook. There weren't and it

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Speaker 1: was just so not even that. So we had talked

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Speaker 1: on the phone or whatever, and then I drove. I

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Speaker 1: was like, well, we meet at this coffee place. And

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Speaker 1: then I showed up, but I didn't go in. I

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Speaker 1: showed up before her, but I was like, I've never

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Speaker 1: seen her before, and I also don't trust my friend's

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Speaker 1: girlfriend's judgment. So I parked by the window and then

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Speaker 1: I was just looking in the window and then you know,

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Speaker 1: I saw something walk in, and so now I was like, hey, um,

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Speaker 1: are you there? And then I saw her, the girl

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Speaker 1: that I thought it might be, take out her phone

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Speaker 1: and respond to it saying that it was her. That's funny.

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Speaker 1: And then I was like, I thought, so okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: and then I was like I'm almost there, and then

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Speaker 1: I just left talked to her again. My friend girlfriend

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Speaker 1: was not happy with me about that one. But if

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Speaker 1: they live, though, then that's fine. Yeah, they deserve I

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Speaker 1: don't know why they do that though they'd be a

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Speaker 1: little decent. Sometimes they do that still, but I don't

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Speaker 1: have a warm shot there. Like Grim, I kind of

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Speaker 1: feel bad for you. Maybe we should do like a

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Speaker 1: dating game show on here and try and find you

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Speaker 1: a real person. Yo. Yeah, I'll show up to the

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Speaker 1: date then. Jebel Show on demand