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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nick Here's Nicky. Hello here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's a Nicki Glazer podcast. It is Tuesday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. I am still in Los Angeles, California. I'm

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Speaker 1: joined by Andrew. He is in St. Louis. Noah is

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Speaker 1: in New York. I believe still Um and yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: just scat heard holding it down on every side. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's I have a crank in my crank. Yeah, craig,

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Speaker 1: crank in my neck. Crank crack, crinkle crackle. Wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: what's the hat you were wearing? Stl Is there a

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Speaker 1: duck on? That? Is the first as sid dust? I

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Speaker 1: guess so I never even noticed until you just said it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that stands for. I bought it

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Speaker 1: at a golf store. It's great, great material. You know what.

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Speaker 1: I don't look for ducks. You know that if you

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Speaker 1: know that if there's a bird that I don't know, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got a discount. They how many vaginas there on that? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. She definitely closed it's a duck

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Speaker 1: right like I can barely see it might be, but

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Speaker 1: you did not recognize that that was a duck. You

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Speaker 1: just like the material of that? Are you just I

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Speaker 1: don't understand how you miss that that's a duck. Well,

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Speaker 1: I think it's a swan. I think it's a swan,

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Speaker 1: well whatever, some kind of you know, nautical avian. I

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Speaker 1: think a swan would make sense because it starts with

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Speaker 1: an s S. Maybe no STL, but I think that, well,

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Speaker 1: what does it represent? Where did you get a golf

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Speaker 1: store at the Forest Park golf course? Uh? Great material?

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Speaker 1: They don't. I think they got more ducks and worst

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Speaker 1: park than swamps, so it might be that's good point,

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Speaker 1: great material. So you were just about the material. You

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Speaker 1: didn't really look at it, dude. I have a very sweaty,

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Speaker 1: swampy head with that turns. It turns hats and to

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Speaker 1: come rags. Every hat I had it looks like I

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Speaker 1: jizzed all over it. And I'm like, this is my

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Speaker 1: look because why does sweat turn white? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: because come, I think it's to come. Do you ever

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Speaker 1: wash them? Yeah? I do? But you know an hour

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Speaker 1: later it's you know, it looks like a buffalo jizz

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Speaker 1: on my head. And that one is just that one

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Speaker 1: doesn't absorb. That doesn't happen to come on this thing

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Speaker 1: many times the duck is like, I don't give a fuck. Uh.

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Speaker 1: I just love the idea of wearing something that you

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Speaker 1: don't know anything about like that. It has a little

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Speaker 1: cute duck like boys are just so unobserved it in

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Speaker 1: that way. I think that, yeah, some people just you

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Speaker 1: just would never even look at that. I mean, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm material. It's so clearly it's so and he's he's

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Speaker 1: hanging his head and shame, but you really are looking Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is It's so. It's almost looks like duck t L.

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Speaker 1: Now that I look at it, I feel like the

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Speaker 1: T and d L are also animals. Do you like

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Speaker 1: what people call St? Louis the lou? Do you like s?

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Speaker 1: T L? What do you like the lue? I mean,

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Speaker 1: and I'm proud Nelly really did it, But I don't

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Speaker 1: really hear that in conversation that people do it a lot.

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Speaker 1: I haven't heard it. I don't think and like regular

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Speaker 1: comment I guess when people, Yeah, maybe not. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: a buzzing in my ear as anyone else getting a buzzing. No, no,

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Speaker 1: God cranking my neck at a buzz in my ear? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just know that. Chris does not like the lou

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Speaker 1: he likes St. L I don't care either way. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't really think about that kind

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Speaker 1: of stuff. But you know, I just don't like, Well,

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Speaker 1: you're wearing a dug of the hat on it and

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Speaker 1: you didn't know. I'm trying to think of, like if

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Speaker 1: I grew up here, would I be annoyed by more things? Probably?

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Speaker 1: You know, Like I mean, have you caught on too,

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Speaker 1: Like the fact that everyone from St. Louis asked each

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Speaker 1: other where they went to high school? Is that like

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Speaker 1: a thing? You know? Now, as someone who's lived in St.

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Speaker 1: Louis for two years, trying to think what I like?

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Speaker 1: Do you know things about St. Louis, like you know, stereotypes?

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Speaker 1: Not really. I just feel like people can't drive here.

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Speaker 1: People drive without license plates. There's holes in the roads

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Speaker 1: that will never be fixed. The buildings look like they've

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Speaker 1: caught fire and then no one ever put them out.

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Speaker 1: Certain parts of town. Yeah, yeah, you put up that

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Speaker 1: that post about shooting on St. Louis and how the

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Speaker 1: people in Ukraine are like, oh my god, there's a

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Speaker 1: worse place. Yeah, it's just certain parts of St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say that, like you've driven this,

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Speaker 1: this is the place you see on when you're driving

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Speaker 1: to the airport. Yes, like a lot of St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: Most of St. Louis Is not does not look like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean did joke when it when it hit as

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Speaker 1: hard though, if I was like this air between Fifth

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Speaker 1: Street and see you know what. But I just want

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Speaker 1: to be clear that St. Louis I never growing up.

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Speaker 1: I never saw a bad part of St. Louis when

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Speaker 1: you grew up kind of in the suburb you know, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but we would go to the city. If you drive

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Speaker 1: from the suburbs of the city, you don't see a

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Speaker 1: bad place. It's like, if you take a short cut

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Speaker 1: to drive through some abandoned factory. I had a moment.

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Speaker 1: Is that where where you're seeing it? Yeah, when you

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Speaker 1: drive to the airport, if you don't go on the

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Speaker 1: main road. Um, I went, well, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: If you take the shortcut mile shortcut. And there was

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Speaker 1: like four teenagers who had masks on not for COVID really,

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Speaker 1: you know, like it was like Halloween, it was Halloween early.

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Speaker 1: They I just that's another saying those things we celebrated.

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Speaker 1: I put my car. I put my car because there

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Speaker 1: was someone in front of me in reverse, ready to

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Speaker 1: reverse out of trouble. Like I don't know. I was scared.

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Speaker 1: I don't pull it too closely because you won't be

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Speaker 1: able to get out of it. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: if that would work. I feel like I did your

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Speaker 1: reverse into like a tree, and then they'd laugh at

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Speaker 1: me and go, we weren't even going to rob you.

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Speaker 1: You were reversing to reverse out of it. Why don't

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Speaker 1: you reverse to that you can pull forward out? I

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Speaker 1: guess so, I mean now that you know, I could

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Speaker 1: have used it. You know, so you were pulled up

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Speaker 1: to someone too closely at a light, and then you

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Speaker 1: reversed so that you could reverse. I was just ready

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Speaker 1: to reverse. I threw in reverse, ready to go. But

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Speaker 1: then that's insane, almost just you forgot that you were

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Speaker 1: in reverse. It's one of those moments where you're like,

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Speaker 1: am I being not racist? But like in my am

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Speaker 1: I judging too harshly? Or should you be ready? You know?

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Speaker 1: It's like one of those things. No, there's been a

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Speaker 1: lot of there's a lot of carjackings in St Louis.

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Speaker 1: It's like a thing that in shootings and you know

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Speaker 1: in certain parts of town. Yeah, it's ways, we'll just

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Speaker 1: take you through those parts of town with no problem.

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Speaker 1: You'll save two minutes getting to the airport. But then

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Speaker 1: it there like like they're in near ear. And third

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Speaker 1: there's a guy in a corala and he's in reverse

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Speaker 1: but he can't really reverse because he's a loser. You

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Speaker 1: should rob him and make fun of his nipples while

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Speaker 1: you're at it, And it's like, what, how did you know? Ways? How?

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Speaker 1: It's like yesterday, I mean, are you are you encounter

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Speaker 1: you encounter a lot of crime there? I mean she

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Speaker 1: you got your windows smashed twice windows, I got my

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Speaker 1: phone stolen, your phone stolen, nothing like obviously too bad?

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Speaker 1: You look up, I had because able to duck again.

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Speaker 1: Um I uh, I just feel like I'm talking to

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Speaker 1: a depressed teenager, like, hey, I'm old, will you look

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Speaker 1: at me? We're talking about your grad. Um. Yesterday we

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Speaker 1: ordered food from a restaurant and the door dash person

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Speaker 1: stole our food. I've never had that happen. They just

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Speaker 1: they didn't. So when they pick up the order. They

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Speaker 1: have to confirm it. The guy never confirmed it. Just

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Speaker 1: I just see him eating our food somewhewhere, like in

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Speaker 1: an alley. I don't know how that happens. I'm just

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Speaker 1: assuming that he was eating it because he stole our food,

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Speaker 1: like and I don't know what chicken wings and a

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Speaker 1: kid's pizza and uh and a salad. God, he's still

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Speaker 1: from a child. Yeah, that's even worse, Like he didn't

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Speaker 1: feeding and I feel bad. Maybe so we called so

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Speaker 1: did you get your money? Hours later, you know, called

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Speaker 1: the restaurant. They put on the hold for like twenty minutes,

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Speaker 1: and then the restaurants don't call the restaurant. They have

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with it. They're just no, but they'll know,

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Speaker 1: you know that they know if the order guy. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know that the DoorDash by criminal. I don't know that.

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Speaker 1: You can't just call door dash. Why not because on

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Speaker 1: the app it says it's headed your way and you

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Speaker 1: can track it up. But then it kept going up

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Speaker 1: and then it just it was picked up. But then

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Speaker 1: just then so it got picked up. So don't call

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Speaker 1: the restaurant. The restaurants. Open the restaurant, we'll have some answers.

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Speaker 1: Wait that the guy looked a certain way, so then

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Speaker 1: You don't, and you don't call the restaurant. That's just

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Speaker 1: a waste of your time, because did they give you

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Speaker 1: your money back to the restaurant give your money back?

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Speaker 1: Of course not no, No, if anything, they charge more. No.

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Speaker 1: We did learn from the restaurant they really washed their hands.

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Speaker 1: the restaurant to wash their hands before they make your food.

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Speaker 1: What we learned though, is that they remade the order

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Speaker 1: we did find that out, so we knew our order

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Speaker 1: was finally coming with a different door Dash person. Right

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Speaker 1: then we finally wrote door Dash. They called us. They're like,

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Speaker 1: cancel it. We want the food. They gave us forty

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Speaker 1: dollars on door dash. So so you just ordered it again. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't order again, and finally came two hours later

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Speaker 1: and we the order was seventy bucks and it was

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Speaker 1: forty and they gave us forty back. They didn't even

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Speaker 1: give us the floor. Okay, so you so they gave

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Speaker 1: you forty dollars for your weight time because you got

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Speaker 1: it a lot later. Yeah, I mean, has that ever

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Speaker 1: happened to you? I mean, it's it's well my uber eats. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The other night they they here in l A. They

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Speaker 1: said they dropped it off and I was communicated chatting

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Speaker 1: with the guy because I was like, bring it to

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Speaker 1: the front desk, just say it's for so and so

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Speaker 1: and um, and then he was like I did, and

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Speaker 1: then I called down and there's it's nowhere to be seen.

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Speaker 1: And so I just you know, I just I know

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Speaker 1: I never called the restaurant because that is not how

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Speaker 1: was gonna go through the Uber eating and I just

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Speaker 1: go no, I'll just order it again, like this is

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Speaker 1: it probably went to someone who needed it. It's fine,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I just uh, I just said, I

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Speaker 1: guess I'm I didn't need that food tonight and I

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Speaker 1: just ate the snack bar um. And then the other

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Speaker 1: night in St. Louis, they dropped it off and they

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Speaker 1: This was like two years ago when you to St. Louis. Yeah,

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00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 1: because I still have my same picture from Um when

426
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 1: I was there years and years ago. What happened to

427
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 1: your neck? I don't know. I woke a little of

428
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,880
Speaker 1: the night and it's just I you know, it's it's

429
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:47,919
Speaker 1: in that. I just don't want to give credence to

430
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 1: it because it's not a real physical injury. I hate

431
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 1: when people are like, I slept on my neck weird.

432
00:22:52,920 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 1: It's like I'm stressed. I'm depressed. I'm pressed. Um I

433
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,960
Speaker 1: did not, Yeah, I stopped in Maybe this how I sleppt.

434
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 1: I slept in a nest. Um quack quack. Um. I

435
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 1: cannot laugh. Um my neck as a thing in it? Um,

436
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. In the middle of the night it started.

437
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 1: And by the middle of the night I went to

438
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 1: bed last night at seven thirty p m. And um,

439
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: and then woke up and they get like ten and

440
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 1: then went back to bed immediately and then woke up

441
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:33,199
Speaker 1: again at two and then slept until eight, like I

442
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:37,360
Speaker 1: slept twelve hours. I've been um pretty depressed and just

443
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 1: hating my life recently, but for no reason kind of thing.

444
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 1: And so I think it's just a materializing of that.

445
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but I noticed I

446
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 1: don't want to go get it worked on. Around your period,

447
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 1: there's a lot a lot of like negative and and

448
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 1: and you feel very depressed around your parent I've been

449
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: tracking it recently and it's honestly that every other day

450
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 1: I want to die. Um. It's like I think, because

451
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 1: I've been tracking it period, your period just hanging out

452
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 1: somewhere in a bag. My period is it's I don't

453
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 1: know what's going on nothing. Can you know what I think? Oh,

454
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: she's hurting. Boy, here's a play by play. I am

455
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: not generating. It is so crazy. Yeah, I'm trying to

456
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: find a place where it doesn't hurt. But it's like

457
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 1: even talking hurts it. Um. Yeah, I've just been um

458
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: coming down with something all weekend. Been Really is it

459
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: when you have such a big high? I mean, you

460
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 1: had such a huge high last week, I can only imagine. Yeah,

461
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 1: I think these highs might be part of it. Yeah,

462
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 1: Like we're talking about doing ecstasy and how people are like, oh,

463
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 1: if you do ectasy the next day, you like literally

464
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: are suicidal. And I've always been like, well, I can't

465
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,199
Speaker 1: funk with that stuff because that's how I feel a

466
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 1: lot of times. And I realized like, yeah, it might

467
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 1: be that. But the thing is, I don't get like

468
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 1: when for Kimmel or whatever, there was no part of

469
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,400
Speaker 1: me that's like, oh my god, this is the best

470
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: thing that's ever gonna happen to me. I like, I'm

471
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 1: not even walking on sunshine because I know that nothing

472
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: matters and it doesn't really. It's fun to do and

473
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: it was so fun, and it's a lot of like um,

474
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: I guess nerves or like you know, a lot of

475
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: effort goes into it and a lot of energy. But

476
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 1: only for two days of my life did a lot

477
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 1: of energy go towards that. It wasn't like it was

478
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 1: days and days of just me like biting my finger

479
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: nails and being like so nervous and thinking about it

480
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: and not having to focus on anything else. I mean,

481
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: I've had things like that in my life where it's

482
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,360
Speaker 1: like my specials and stuff where it's been like weeks

483
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 1: of like, oh my god, this thing is coming up

484
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: well for me was not that. It was just like

485
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 1: wait till you get to it, it'll be fun and

486
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: then it'll be done. And that's what it was. But um, yeah,

487
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 1: almost immediately afterwards, it was a dark, dark weekend of

488
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: just a lot of um and I can't even cry.

489
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 1: That's the problem I'm so I've been reading about depression

490
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: all weekend because I'm just trying to find anything that

491
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 1: makes me feel like I'm not insane for the way

492
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm feeling. Like all I want to read about is

493
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 1: other people that are depressed to just make me feel

494
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: less alone, I guess, and every meme about depression is

495
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 1: about people crying, and I just don't. I don't relate

496
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 1: to that at all. I'm looking for any meme about

497
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 1: people who are just numb that like, don't I can't

498
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 1: wait to not talk for three weeks because it's like

499
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 1: how I really feel right now is like I don't

500
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 1: wanna hang out with friends. I don't wanna. Um. I

501
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 1: did do an event on Saturday night where I had

502
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: to effort this charity animal charity. Yeah, and man, that

503
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: felt like I would have rather climbed a mountain, like

504
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: I felt like I was seriously, yeah, I honestly, I

505
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: cannot believe the amount of effort it took, Like two

506
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: I felt like I needed a shirt, but to like

507
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: pull the sides of my mouth up to a smark,

508
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: like to just be nice to people, like even getting

509
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: on the elevator and being like hi, like that, And

510
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: it's such a lame thing to say because people like

511
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 1: have so I just every time I'm depressed, I just cry,

512
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: like I cry on the inside thinking of people who

513
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: have children or who have um just like you know,

514
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: hospitality jobs or you know, yeah, I mean even that

515
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: that would be a good job for me when I'm depressed,

516
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: because you don't need to be you don't need to

517
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: see anyone necessarily. It's a lot of just like knocking

518
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 1: and just handing off and you know you're I guess

519
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: you get reviewed on your so I guess yeah. But

520
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: like I just I really think about mothers and father

521
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: not really father having to be there for a three

522
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: year old, like I wouldn't be able to do it.

523
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: Like I I just write to my friends and I'm like,

524
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: how does anyone ever think that they could be a

525
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: mother if they like. And then I realized people don't

526
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 1: get depressed like I do, and so it's just it's

527
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: not the same, Like thin have a difference something to

528
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: focus on, because you wouldn't be able to have kids.

529
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: If you got as sad as I did, you you

530
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: would be a vat. It would be such. It would

531
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: be like having kids when you're you know, people have

532
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: kids when they live in poverty and can't afford even

533
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: themselves and they have kids. It would be like that,

534
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 1: like I have zero to give myself, so why would

535
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: I ever have a child. I think the child forces

536
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: to either a snap out of it, or it gives

537
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: you something to focus on outside of yourself. I think

538
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: when you are happy and you're doing Kimmel, even if

539
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: it's not like WHOA, you have something to focus on

540
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: outside of yourself. Even Yeah, I think it's the void

541
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: of work. Yeah exactly, That's why I think it is.

542
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: And I think kids are work, so it fills that

543
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 1: void for a lot of people. Or you just go

544
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: to your room and you don't help your kids and

545
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: you just be depressed. I know, I was thinking about

546
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: your mom. I'm like, I think I would be like

547
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: in my bed room all day long. Like this weekend,

548
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: I was in bed all day. I only got up

549
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: to go get food and like go get coffee because

550
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: I would get coffee to think, like maybe something can

551
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: snap me out of this. I'll chug a diet coke

552
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: like caffeine, just looking for some kind of stimulant to

553
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: get me out of it. But um, nothing was working.

554
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 1: And it's just like I just from you because he's

555
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: on that vaca or trip. It's a good guess, but no,

556
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: like I I felt, I mean, he was really good

557
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: together a lot before, like this trip, you know, so

558
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, you seem pretty happy. No, it wasn't

559
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: that at all. If anything, I'm like, thank god I

560
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: don't have a partner right now. Thank God I don't

561
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,239
Speaker 1: have anyone who has to put up with this. Like

562
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: I feel really like I don't know why anyone wants

563
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: to be Like I stopped going to the girl's chat

564
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I'm just bringing this down. I been.

565
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: You know, Chris is on his vacation. I was telling

566
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: him about like I just don't even want to talk

567
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: about my life because it's just like I have nothing

568
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: positive to say. I have no good news, I have

569
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: nothing nice to say. I am. You won't talk me

570
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: out of it. I am in this. It's like I

571
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: was reading about depression. It's like you're looking through a straw,

572
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: like that's how much, that's how myopic. It is, like

573
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: there's no good insight. And honestly, my life is perfect.

574
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: I have the boyfriend of my dreams. I am in

575
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: a suite in the one of the nicest hotels imaginable.

576
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: I just hosted Kimmel I you know, I like the

577
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: way my body looks. I like the way my face looks.

578
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift as a new album coming out that honestly

579
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,959
Speaker 1: lifted him a little bit out of my depression when

580
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: I thought, I'm not kidding you. But honestly, I have

581
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: the best friends. Like there's no reason for it. It's

582
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: just such a and it's so annoying to even complain

583
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: about because I just don't I don't know how to

584
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: describe it, but it's just, um, I guess it's chemical.

585
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: You just can't can't help it. But is now doing

586
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: I did that too, and my journal was like, we

587
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: can't take this close. I did, Yeah, gratitude list I

588
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: have I cleaned my because I the maids haven't been

589
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 1: able to come in because I won't leave my hotel

590
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: room and I don't know where to go, and there's

591
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 1: gonna be um no, it'll be on the pavement outside.

592
00:31:53,760 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: Um but I uh, just make sure you put your

593
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: arms out while you fall, pavement angel. Oh my god,

594
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: they just drawn around you. They just drawing to start.

595
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. When when they come to do like the

596
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: scene analysis, the chuck outline like this actually might be

597
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: the perfect place for it. Oh my god, it's on

598
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: top of Danny de Vito and he's like it's an

599
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: inside job reference to him. Beat on kitten, folks. I mean,

600
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: I don't even get that reference. And I was the

601
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: one that was there. I mean, because you can't even

602
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 1: say because there's no rhyme or reason, and it's just

603
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,080
Speaker 1: so it's so obnoxious to hear it from someone like

604
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: me who And that's I think that is part of it,

605
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: is that the amount of attention and everyone being like

606
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: you killed it. Oh my god, girl, that dress, that

607
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: dress forever. Oh my god, I'm dead dead. Uh, you're

608
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,719
Speaker 1: that was incredible. You need to be on late Night

609
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: like all of these to you know, quote my dad accolades.

610
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: It's like, this is the only way people love me.

611
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: It's like that's the way it gets really sad, is

612
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: like this is the only way to get the love

613
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: that feels first of all, not even enough, um, because

614
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: if it were, it would not make me depressed two

615
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: seconds later. Um. But that's it. Just I think it's

616
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: a reminder that none of that this stuff doesn't make

617
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 1: me happy. And that's like and when the thing that

618
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 1: you've achieved gone after your whole life to like make

619
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: you happy and you're finally achieving it and you realize

620
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: that that's not it, you just go this and I

621
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: know it's not at it. You know, this has happened

622
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: so many times in my life of these high highs

623
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: where I'm like, if this isn't it, then what is

624
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know. And that's I think that's

625
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 1: the depressing things, Like you get this love that seems

626
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: conditional because it is. You have to wear a really

627
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: you have to be thin, you have to look thin

628
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: on TV. You have to have huge boobs, you have

629
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: to have a dress that shows off both your thinness

630
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: and your boobs. You have to um be really glowy,

631
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 1: you have to have makeup on, you have to have

632
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: hair extensions, in which I finally gave into. I said

633
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: I never would wear them again, but I wore hair.

634
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: So if you look, think my hair looked amazing that night.

635
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: They were harrick stensions. It was fake. Um, you have

636
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 1: other people right, like I didn't write all those jokes,

637
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 1: and people are like, did you write all those jokes? Like,

638
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: so people are giving me credit for jokes I didn't write, um,

639
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,800
Speaker 1: And I look at it at the end and I go,

640
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: what did I do besides show up and smile? Like,

641
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: I guess my delivery was good. I guess my enthusiasm

642
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: was there, but everything else was artificial and not me.

643
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: So what credit can you take for that? I don't

644
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 1: agree with that, like you've looked at me because it

645
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: isn't fake. I mean, these are things that depressed person

646
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: would tell themselves, like all these things like I didn't

647
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: do anything. That's bullshit, like you did stuff like anyone

648
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: can fucking write a fucking one liner, like, but no

649
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: one can perform No, I can't. Well, I did a lot.

650
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: I did write a lot of Still it's like what

651
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: I said in the last episode, like you were the

652
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,720
Speaker 1: conduit for the talent that was backstage. Like, some people

653
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,919
Speaker 1: are good at being talented behind the scenes, and that's

654
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: a good Like, that's a good thing. They have actual

655
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: talent and skill, but they need someone who can present

656
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 1: in front of the camera and who can make their

657
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: creativity come to life. And that is what you are

658
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: very good at. You think, do you think Hitler literally

659
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: wrote every word? How is that guy not? I mean,

660
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,479
Speaker 1: I'm guessing he was depressed, but how are the people

661
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 1: that are actively like, I don't know, I just, um,

662
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: I gotta figure out another way. Isn't this kind of

663
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 1: like what happened with like Robin Williams the whole he

664
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: had Louie body dementia, that's his brain was eating itself.

665
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: He had steel Yeah, no, he had Louis body Louie

666
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: I think it. I forget the name of it, but

667
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: it's essentially um, yeah, he had that. So people think

668
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: he killed himself, but he he had a you know,

669
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: which is what everyone if you kill yourself, you eventually

670
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: it's because your brain is not working correctly. People think

671
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 1: that people choose to kill themselves, but it's really their

672
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: brain turns on them, as does everything that you do.

673
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: It's your brain. It's not you actually choosing it. But

674
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 1: um no, he had a he had a brain disease,

675
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: and sometimes I feel like, you know, it feels the

676
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: same way. I think depression is that, and it's uh,

677
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: it's not fun to have and I don't and there's

678
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: no cure for it. It seems like I just don't

679
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 1: know what I tried. I'm gonna keep trying. I'm never

680
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: going to give up. I'm not gonna do anything. That's

681
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: the other Yeah, that's what it is looking a certain way.

682
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: And then Taylor Swift comes out last night. Um yeah,

683
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift shows up at the vm AS. The first

684
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 1: thing I saw was her dress, and that seriously lifted

685
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: me out of a depression. I'm not even joking. You

686
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 1: like seeing her and like, even though she looked beautiful

687
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: and life and like, you know, young and all the

688
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: things that I don't feel like I am, it really

689
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 1: made me happy. And then she announces her album, which

690
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: made me depressed again because it was an album that

691
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: all the songs are written in the middle of the night,

692
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, never have I been in the middle

693
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: of the night, been depressed or like anxious? And then

694
00:37:56,719 --> 00:38:00,439
Speaker 1: written something or like made something, and I'm like, God,

695
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: I'm fucking worthless, like she this girl. Then I start

696
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: comparing myself and then I see her second outfit of

697
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 1: the evening, and I'm like, I don't mean to comment.

698
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: I think she will tell us what she needs to

699
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: tell us when she needs to tell us it. But

700
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 1: that look gave single so hard. I can't even like,

701
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 1: I can't you just I don't picture. I don't think

702
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 1: there are speculations always online about her relationship, and I

703
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: don't want to add fire to that flame, because she

704
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: will tell us when the time is right. But that

705
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: that second outfit she wore, do you know what I'm

706
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: talking about? Noah with the silky blue like little Onesie

707
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: with stars. I think it might be Still McCartney because

708
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: it's kind of her style with the strappy sandals, and

709
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: it was like a tiny, little, almost neglige body suit.

710
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: It wasn't because it was sexy. I'm not saying that

711
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 1: it gave single and by the way, giving single single,

712
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: I'm trying out talking that way, um, but it just

713
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 1: I immediately was like that girl's single, Like that's what

714
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 1: you wear when you're like a single woman. I don't

715
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:11,879
Speaker 1: know why. I just have what about it, Like you're

716
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: putting it out there. I mean she literally like kind

717
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: of she had feathers on that boat like a peacock. Um.

718
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: It just it's like when you want to be seen

719
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: and you're like I'm free, and there's like this new

720
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: vibe out there, Like we haven't seen Taylor dressed like this.

721
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: I mean the v m a is look is one thing.

722
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: She's like be dazzled to the nines and like it

723
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: almost looks like she's wearing a tangled necklace. Um. And

724
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: but that was like more vm A like that's what

725
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: you wear but for the after party. Look, I'm just like,

726
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: that's a girl who is getting out there again. But maybe,

727
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: I mean I would can I look free while in

728
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: a relationship? Sure, I don't want her to be single.

729
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: By the way, I love her and Joe's relationship. I

730
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: envy it. I think they are perfect together. I'm so

731
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 1: happy for them. They've been together over like sick she

732
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 1: years at this point. I mean that is not Um,

733
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: I don't want her to be single again. I love

734
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 1: this place that she's writing from where she's in love.

735
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: But I just saw that look and I was like

736
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 1: I know that if I were newly single, That's what

737
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: I would think it as, Like even someone like Taylor

738
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: Swift after writing like some you know, she's prolific with

739
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 1: her writing, but like having to have a relationship fall

740
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,720
Speaker 1: apart to put out another like where does the career

741
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: and being focused on having another hit, Like it's gotta

742
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: be tough. There's gotta be stress involved of like I

743
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: don't feel uh creative at all. I better dump Joe,

744
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: put a bird suit on and fucking write some good lyrics.

745
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: Like I feel like there is something that can play

746
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: in someone's head when you do, when that becomes your thing,

747
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 1: you know, even though she's proven that, like she could

748
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 1: do more than that. But no, yes, she's written three

749
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: albums now in a relationship four arguably where she's been

750
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 1: in love, so I don't think she needs it, but

751
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 1: um yeah, I think it's been She's like, I mean,

752
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 1: there's only so much of a song you could write,

753
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: like he forgot to put the toilet seat down, like

754
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: like kind of it loses it. It's no, I will argue,

755
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you're just making a joke, but

756
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: it's uh. She writes about from that, well, that's where

757
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: she got in two different characters, and she wrote from

758
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 1: characters perspectives of books she's reading and her friends relationships

759
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: since she would pull would do about Bruce Weinstein, He's

760
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 1: like he was he must have been an iron worker himself,

761
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: you know, like we we give him that trade of

762
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 1: like a hard working man, but really he's just like

763
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 1: a guy that like wrote a fun fiction story about,

764
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: like a tough guy. You know. Yeah, I mean when

765
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: do you When does your creative juices start flowing? Because

766
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: in the midnight, I'm just like, man, this these are

767
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: all songs she wrote in the middle of the night.

768
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: And I mean, maybe that's just something she's saying for

769
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: the sake of like selling the album. Maybe one song

770
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: she wrote at seven am. And she's like, well, to

771
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:14,240
Speaker 1: some people, you know, like, but I can't imagine waking

772
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: up in the middle of the nights. I wish that

773
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: when I was depressed or sad or longing, like this

774
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: stuff poured out of me or anything, anything poured out.

775
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: I wish tears poured out of me, but nothing does.

776
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 1: Blood I think. I think also she might say that

777
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: it was in the middle I don't know. She might

778
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 1: have wrote it the next day. About the middle of

779
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: the night. I mean, that's like the theme of it.

780
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: It's a good yes, but um, I don't know. I

781
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 1: I kind of think of jokes after something like bad.

782
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: Like if me and Brenna get in an argument, like

783
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: two days later, I'll think about why it was funny,

784
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: you know, like maybe to like like I was thinking

785
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 1: about how, um, the other day we got an argument.

786
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: I still we still had to do chores, but you

787
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: just do them louder, you know, and like why that's

788
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 1: fun Like getting mad at crutons and it's like, really,

789
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: you're mad whoever you're mad at, you know what I mean.

790
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: But you're just like taking it out on in it

791
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 1: and objects, but not that hard, just hard enough the

792
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: person knows. It's just I wrote a similar joke where

793
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm working on my communication skills right

794
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: now with my boyfriend, and the other day I was

795
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: really upset that he doesn't ask enough about like the

796
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: you know, the details about my personal life, and like

797
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: he'll just I just want him to ask about me more.

798
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: So I just really I like sucked it up and

799
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 1: I just like zipped my suitcase, like and then I

800
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: like went to the bathroom and I like slam the

801
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: door in a way that he knew that he needs

802
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 1: to ask more questions like that, That's how I choose

803
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: to communicate. But like sometimes that is the best I

804
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: can do. Like sometimes most of the time I don't

805
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: do those things. I don't like even let him know

806
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 1: I'm mad by like kind of setting something down or

807
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: like being weirdly quiet, because even that, I feel like

808
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 1: is too much, so I will just pretend like everything's fine.

809
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: So even that for me is kind of sometimes I

810
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 1: bout myself in the back, like good you let him

811
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: know by being weirdly quiet, Like even that it's like

812
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: an accomplishment and communicating because otherwise I'm just like act

813
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: like everything's fine, don't lose your boyfriend, keep him metal cost.

814
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: It's funny to think, like that's how music was invented,

815
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: by people putting away things loud, you know, like to

816
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: show emotion. And that's like like I could see, like

817
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: that's how stomped the musical. It was just the guy

818
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: that was mad around just a couple on the brank

819
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: of breaking up. Are you mad at me? No, I'm

820
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 1: playing the trash can, I'm playing I'm sucking, putting away

821
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: or no, you're just putting I'm putting away to trash. Yeah,

822
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 1: but you're doing it to a beat. I I see

823
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: something here. You're really mad. I really need to finish

824
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: this musical. Will you tell me about how we have

825
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: to go to your sisters or Christmas Eve instead of

826
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:07,879
Speaker 1: my sister's son. That's so funny. We gotta go to break.

827
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: We'll come back with more show. That is so funny.

828
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:16,959
Speaker 1: All right, we're back. Let's do Reddit dump karaoke mode.

829
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 1: This is your Reddit dum. I love the last ship.

830
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: My phone's loading. Did you watch the VMA's last Nie.

831
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to act too cool for school, but

832
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: I just well, I wouldn't have known either, except it's

833
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: all over my instagram. So your instagram does not have

834
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,760
Speaker 1: vm A stuff. What is your like? It's so funny

835
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: that the world, the world we live in, that are

836
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 1: on our phone. It's getting I wasn't really on my

837
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: phone that much last night, and I usually am. I mean,

838
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 1: that's why not. I was just hanging with Brandon watching

839
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: like a movie or something. What do you guys watch?

840
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: What have we you watch recently? I'm trying to think, Uh,

841
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:08,720
Speaker 1: we were watching Insecure actually the TV show. Um, okay,

842
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: I love that show. Yeah, I like her new one.

843
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 1: I like Ray's new show. What is it It's called

844
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: rap Shit? Oh yeah, okay, so good. I remember the

845
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: Insecure that came out around the same time Nick and

846
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: Sarah Alive did and we went to there was like

847
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: a red carpet for it, and you know on red carpets,

848
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: how on the background they had the name of the

849
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 1: show all over it and take and so it just

850
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: you were just standing on red carpet and now that

851
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: it was Insecure all around you, and I was like,

852
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: it's so perfect for exactly what everyone's feeling on this

853
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: red carpet. Okay. So this is from the St. Louis Reddit,

854
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: which just St. Louis facts, and so the question was,

855
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: what's a fact about St. Louis that sounds made up?

856
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: And it said there's absolutely nothing more absurd in St.

857
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 1: Louis's history than the four pick marathon event. I'm already

858
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: laughing because it's so insane. It reads as a documentary.

859
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: It was run on one of the hottest parts of

860
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: the day on Dusty Rhodes. Of the thirty two participants,

861
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: only fourteen completed. There only fourteen completed the race. Fred

862
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: Lare's was initially the winner until it was discovered that

863
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: he hits the ride in the middle of the race.

864
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: Thomas Hicks became the eventual winner despite nearly dropping dead

865
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: in hallucinating after being hopped up on brandy raw eggs

866
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: and stryck nine. Andrein Kava Jall placed fourth after taking

867
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:41,280
Speaker 1: a nap because of eating spoiled fermented apples. He nearly

868
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: missed the race after traveling from Cuba and ending up

869
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: in New Orleans, where he lost all of his money.

870
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 1: Yet he had to hit chike to St. Louis to

871
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: make the race. He had lost his luggage and had

872
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: to cut his street clothes into shorts to run the competition.

873
00:47:56,120 --> 00:48:01,919
Speaker 1: William Garcia William Garcia. It was found near death after

874
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: inhaling the dust from from the roads the South American entrance.

875
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: Were disappointments. One of one of it, which was the favorite,

876
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: was one of the favorites, but finished towards the back

877
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: of the pack due to being chased off by off

878
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: the course. By the back of What We Do It,

879
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,800
Speaker 1: the chief organizer had had only one water station on

880
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: the entire course in an attempt to have an experiment

881
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:40,479
Speaker 1: on purposeful dehydration. It was an absolute calamity. Even reading

882
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: it over, the whole thing seems completely made up. It's

883
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: so absurd and it's hard to believe. That's the best

884
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: thing I haven't heard in a while. It's so funny.

885
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, another fact about St. Louis that

886
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: you might not think it's true that this was one

887
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: I was going to ask you about. You're expected to

888
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: tell a joke for candy on Halloween? Did you know that? What?

889
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: It's the weirdest thing. We moved to St. Louis when

890
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: I was five or six and we went out for

891
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 1: Halloween and they were like, We're like trick or treat

892
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: and they're like, okay, what's your joke? And we're like what,

893
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: and um, it's a real thing. In St. Louis. You

894
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: have to tell a joke to get before you get candy.

895
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: So every kid has like a knock knock joke before

896
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: they get candy, and if you don't, you just don't

897
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: like people will wait to hear your joke. And it's

898
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: only in St. Louis. It's the weirdest thing. But like

899
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 1: outside of St. Louis, you just think it's a thing

900
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: and it's not it's it is kind of an I

901
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: think it's better than just going trick or treat and

902
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: then just like sticking out your bag. At least there's

903
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 1: some kind of exchange. Is that a thing? Or like

904
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: if you get everyone just goes, oh that's funny. You

905
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: know it's just some pun about skeletons or ghosts or

906
00:49:52,200 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: you know Tomato a ghosts favorite Australian toy boom or

907
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 1: you know, it's always just like something like that. I

908
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: mean I just made um. Yeah, okay, so that is

909
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: a fact about sat Lis. You'll run into guys by

910
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 1: the way like like how hard life was then where

911
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 1: he's like like like people like drink pre workout, they

912
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 1: have all their electrolytes. They you know, they've planned this,

913
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,839
Speaker 1: they get in three days in advance. This guy lost

914
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 1: all his money in New Orleans. Why would he even

915
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: go because he came from Cuba. But about it and

916
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: then go, I know, how do they hear about it?

917
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: Like it's not like he entered online and then he

918
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: had to cut his jeans like a word of mouth

919
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 1: to Cuba. And then you're just gonna it's wild. It

920
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: is wild and all they have to eat. They like

921
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: to eat before him. You're not like eating an oatmeal

922
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: with like eggs. You eat raw eggs and like maybe

923
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,399
Speaker 1: a piece of bread. And there's no water along the route.

924
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: There's no like, there's no like you played an experiment

925
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: on these people that travel to see about dehydration. I mean,

926
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: it's fucking nuts in the best world ever. Sometimes when

927
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: you think of we are so lucky that we got

928
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: in right before it all ends and gets back to

929
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: really like we're gonna see it go back to that

930
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: they're just going to run the marathon. It's just all

931
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: going to go backwards. It's so funny to think, like, Okay,

932
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: this is from the subreddit sex and it says men

933
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: who are into boobs, do you eventually tire of your

934
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: of your partners or never ever? Just curious. I love

935
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: that he's into my boobs, But do guys ever get

936
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: to the point where he sees them and thinks and

937
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: then these answers if they load. Sometimes I feel like

938
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: I have to remind myself like, oh my god, tits.

939
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: You know, when you're dating someone so long, well you

940
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: are the only person who said really, because everyone else

941
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 1: is like, no, they're always the greatest things ever, so

942
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: we can take that doesn't Yes, sometimes you take them

943
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:19,919
Speaker 1: for granted. Yes, but these answers are so fucking cute.

944
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 1: The short answer is no long answer. No one said.

945
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: I've been with my girlfriend for four years. We're kind

946
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: of nudest, meaning we are home most of the time.

947
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: When we were home most of the time, we are naked.

948
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: Every single day she will catch me staring at her boobs.

949
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: It's even better when she's wearing something to show off.

950
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 1: Gives me a tease. Even though I've seen them a

951
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: thousand times, literally five years in. My partner is always

952
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 1: talking about them and touching them, and each time I

953
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: put them in his face during sex, he comes quickly.

954
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: So I'm going to say, no, um, I've been fondling, kissing, sucking,

955
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 1: and coming all over these same pair of boobs for

956
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 1: nearly thirty years, and I'm still I still think they're

957
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 1: absolutely beautiful every time I see them, never ever, doesn't

958
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 1: matter whether she's really small or really large, first time,

959
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:03,720
Speaker 1: ten time, always breathtaking. No, I still get irrationally giddy

960
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: when I see my wife's years in. Never ever, I

961
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 1: can spend hours that like everyone is just like, oh,

962
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 1: someone goes, do cupcakes get old ice cream? Because that

963
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 1: is how I feel about boobs. But here's the thing.

964
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:18,279
Speaker 1: Ice cream does get old. You eat it every day,

965
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: it's well, you still are like it's ice cream, Like

966
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,320
Speaker 1: it's still exciting. Maybe you feel that. Well I'm saying,

967
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: I think I don't think that's a bad thing too,

968
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: to admit that you can get used to something but

969
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: you take things for granted. Yes, but no, I think

970
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: it's yeah, I mean, and then other times. One thing

971
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 1: that I'm always shocked by is that whatever I expose

972
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: my boobs, no we don't the first time to the

973
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: last time. It's never like like we just it's not breathtaking.

974
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: It could be if it's big enough. It can be

975
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: if it fills your throat enough, for sure, But I

976
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: do think it's so cute, Like how much um my

977
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 1: boyfriend of nine years off and on still gets um.

978
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: He like as like almost like of you know, sixth grader,

979
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: like a middle schooler, just like and just like so excited.

980
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: And I think the funniest part is that when when

981
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:26,879
Speaker 1: I send pictures or whatever to him, I get such

982
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: a better response on pictures where you it looks like

983
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: a nip slip or it looks like you can see

984
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 1: them through the fabric as opposed to just straight up tip. Um.

985
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 1: They love like the mystery of like are they there?

986
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 1: And like it is something so sweet about walking into

987
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 1: a room, And every single time if I have them out,

988
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 1: he just is like like just can't he just like

989
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: gets like so giddy, like it is that is a

990
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 1: very cute thing that thank God for for that, the

991
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 1: novelty of tips, because I don't relate to it, um

992
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: for anything on a man where it's like every single time,

993
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's no there's nothing I can relate it to,

994
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 1: not even like, you know, my dog can be cute,

995
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: but even his cuteness doesn't make me go, oh my god.

996
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 1: You know, babies like things that make me go still

997
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: a break, a breathtaking view gets old, you know, Like,

998
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 1: but I think there is something that's it's fun to

999
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: hear that boobs kind of never get old and that

1000
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 1: the guys still appreciate them and still yeah or lie

1001
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: to be depressed about Yeah, your tids aren't that great now.

1002
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 1: That would never depress me. I honestly would never care.

1003
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 1: If anything, I get depressed when he gets excited about

1004
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: things that I'm like, I can't keep this up. I'm

1005
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 1: not going to be this hot forever. Like that is

1006
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: where I get really depressed. I'm like, just I can't.

1007
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: My boobs will not always look at this guy. They

1008
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: will know keep um okay, so this is from shower thoughts.

1009
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 1: These are just like interesting thoughts people have. No one

1010
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 1: can ever know which is more euphoric, the male orgasm

1011
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 1: or the female orgasm. But then someone wrote a really

1012
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: interesting thing in here that said pretty much everyone said

1013
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 1: that you know, um, people who have transitioned every end

1014
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:28,359
Speaker 1: have had the surgery to make it so they can

1015
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 1: have a female orgasm when they've only experienced male orgasm before.

1016
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: Is that based on science? And like brain scans, female

1017
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 1: orgasm is way way better than the male orgasm. Um.

1018
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 1: Someone said, I think women get this one hands down.

1019
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 1: My girlfriend will orgasm for like twenty to thirty seconds.

1020
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 1: Well mine lasts like five seconds. Someone said, um, there

1021
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: was a really good Uh yeah mine is. My wife

1022
00:56:55,040 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 1: says like like he goes, I think I know, Um,

1023
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: doctors can doctors can't be sure and I'm sure have

1024
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 1: you used an m R I to record? Mr I

1025
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 1: to record what the brain does whenever someone has an orgasm. Um. Yeah,

1026
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: men's brain kind of shut down during orgasms, while women's

1027
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: brains light up like Christmas tree. Wonder if it's like

1028
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: fewer and far between, like when a guy does an

1029
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: orgasm for months or can't, then it's like it feels

1030
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 1: probably like a woman orgasm, you know what I mean,

1031
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: because it happens so many more times for a man

1032
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: than a woman, right, Like you guys just can have

1033
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 1: them so much, but you also we can have We

1034
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: can have many more than you have. Yeah, we can

1035
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 1: have so many more than you guys can't. I think

1036
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 1: that it would be more exciting for you because you

1037
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 1: can't have one on the back of another, like you

1038
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: have to, like we have a dormant period before you

1039
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: can have another, while we can just keep having them.

1040
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 1: And I don't think it's hard for women to have orgasms.

1041
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: I think that's a youth thing and that's a meaning,

1042
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: like lots of women can achieve orgasms. Was way lower

1043
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: than I thought when we when we found out that

1044
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: women just don't have orgasms, wasn't it? Like what was that?

1045
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 1: I thought only thirty percent of women get have like

1046
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: have had it? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong, Yeah,

1047
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 1: I mean it's I think that it's because, well, I

1048
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 1: was just talking to my friend who was trying to

1049
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: um have an orgasm for the first time in her

1050
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 1: life by masturbating, and she got a clip sucking thing

1051
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 1: and she was like, do I have to lift up

1052
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 1: like the clitoral hood And I'm like, yeah, yeah, like

1053
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: the thing that's covering your clip, you gotta lift that

1054
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 1: up and then put it on. And I go, how

1055
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 1: did the directions not say that? And she gave me

1056
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: a picture of the directions. They don't say that, And

1057
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: then I looked online. There's no instruction for women on

1058
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 1: how to masturbate except rub yourself down there. There's no

1059
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: actual instruction girls if you were trying to have an orgasm,

1060
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 1: and men if you're trying to give your girlfriend an orgasm,

1061
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: and that there is a thing on top of her clip,

1062
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: the little thing that looks like a chewed up piece

1063
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 1: of gum that is like, that's you're the thing that

1064
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: gets chopped out of your dick when you have a circumcision,

1065
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 1: So that's a score skin. You need to get it

1066
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 1: out of the way to reach the clip that is

1067
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 1: not the clip. If you're sucking on that thing, it's

1068
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 1: like you're trying to put on chapstick with the lid

1069
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 1: still on, Like what are you doing get that thing

1070
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 1: when you have the umbrella open. But people don't know this,

1071
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 1: and young girls don't know this either, just like oh,

1072
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 1: there's already chewed on, so that makes sense, Like like,

1073
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 1: oh my god, this made me think of you. I

1074
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 1: came across something on Reddit that I quoted to my

1075
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 1: friends yesterday, but I couldn't find it um. It said

1076
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 1: something about how men tend to think like a woman

1077
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 1: with a lot of partners much must have like a

1078
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 1: totally stretched out vagina. And it's like, what makes you

1079
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 1: think a woman that has had hundreds of partners has

1080
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: any more of a stretched out vagina than with one

1081
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 1: partner that had hundreds of times. But men do think

1082
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: at like multiple partners equals like you have a baggy puss,

1083
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 1: when it's like if she had one partner, what if

1084
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: she got one partner that has a huge dick and

1085
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 1: all those other partners and any one have you ever

1086
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 1: seen porn stars vaginas? They're all have tight vaginas, yet

1087
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 1: they're getting plowed by humongous dicks. It stretches back. Final thought,

1088
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 1: The best thing for this orgasm thing that I heard was, um,

1089
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,919
Speaker 1: someone in here. I can't find the quote, but it said,

1090
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: um that both your ear canal and your finger are

1091
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 1: both sensitive areas of your body, right like the tip

1092
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 1: of your finger and inside your ear. But put your

1093
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 1: finger inside your ear and which one is getting? Which

1094
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 1: one are you feeling the most? Exactly? So women have

1095
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 1: better orgasms? Is it the penis or like which one

1096
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 1: has more sensitivity? If you think about it, like you're

1097
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 1: gonna feel, But isn't that weird? Like you don't feel

1098
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 1: I know, Noah's like my Q tip feels the end

1099
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: of my sowd off cut tip. It is interesting, It's like,

1100
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 1: but then if you fun if you take your finger

1101
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 1: and you put it on like the point of like

1102
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 1: a table, you'll feel it a lot on your fingers.

1103
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 1: That just just you gotta because you're not feeling the table,

1104
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 1: your table. You gotta something dead to feel anything. Yeah. Um,

1105
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that was the thing. It's very here. I

1106
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 1: found it. It's very puzzling how dudes could think of

1107
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 1: vagina gets looser from fucking fifty different guys. But wouldn't

1108
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 1: get looser for fucking one guy fifty times. I love that.

1109
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like a riddle. Did you ever

1110
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 1: remember any of those riddles like, um, you know a guy? Uh,

1111
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: here's what was it? The ones where it's like there's

1112
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 1: a guy dead in a cabin, there's a thing of

1113
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: water underneath them. What happened or whatever? I mean, I

1114
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 1: love that a few things. But oh wait, yeah, and

1115
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:59,919
Speaker 1: it's like an ice cube is always answer yes, Okay,

1116
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 1: this one says this is from shower thoughts. I loved

1117
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 1: this one so much, and please try it on Brenna

1118
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,920
Speaker 1: today and let us know what happens. Okay, if you

1119
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 1: try to hand a woman something enclosed in your fist,

1120
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 1: she is going to think you're trying to hand money. Bug,

1121
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 1: even if you're known if even if you've known her

1122
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 1: for years and never have ever tried to give her

1123
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 1: a bug before. They never let their guard down regarding

1124
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 1: being handed up like a little lizard. Yeah, that's funny,

1125
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 1: that's funny. Oh my god, I can't laugh to her

1126
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 1: this heards way back. It's so funny that all women

1127
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: have their guards up about being If a man came

1128
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,720
Speaker 1: up to me and was like here, just take it.

1129
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 1: I'd feel like, hell, no, I'm you've got to there

1130
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 1: a bug holding a dollar today. But I will do

1131
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 1: it when I get back. I promise I will. Okay,

1132
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That reminds me of like so like

1133
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 1: we'll scare each other sometimes, and I know you don't

1134
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 1: like those kind of pranks, but she'll scare me and

1135
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 1: I'll do like one of these like ninja, you know,

1136
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 1: you do a little like or like I'll get up

1137
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 1: like an alligator. I scared her, like she'll be like

1138
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 1: behind a bed and I think maybe you know she's

1139
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 1: in the room whatever, And like next thing, I know,

1140
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 1: someone's tapping my penis with my eyes closed and I'm

1141
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 1: and I think a little man has walked in for something.

1142
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have weird imagination. I guess I've

1143
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 1: a little guy in there. I don't even know. Anyways,

1144
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 1: my point is I scared her this morning, and she

1145
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: reacted like I was, you know, Ted Bundy, like I

1146
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 1: have like eight kills like I and it's just like

1147
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 1: it sucks that women. But she didn't know what was you?

1148
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: Well she who else could have? Like she knew I

1149
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:51,520
Speaker 1: was the only one in the house. But like I'm

1150
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 1: just saying, like I feel bad for women because I

1151
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 1: think like anytime you're scared, like it could really be

1152
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 1: you're like we're going to get When a guy gets scared,

1153
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 1: it's like, oh it's a little midget guy that he's

1154
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: having sex with or whatever. No, but like I just

1155
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:12,919
Speaker 1: don't think death, but you really think it's starring, Yeah,

1156
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 1: we immediately think yeah. I mean, I can't speak for

1157
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 1: all women, but I always am like rape and stabbed

1158
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 1: and learned, and now I do live in a constant

1159
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 1: fear of and I think most people should of. When

1160
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 1: you're walking down the street and you have your phone

1161
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:31,840
Speaker 1: in your hand, I do not do that anymore. Like

1162
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 1: I don't I have to put my phone away because

1163
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:37,200
Speaker 1: I'm so scared of it. And when I hear people

1164
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 1: walking behind me, I go because I'm so scared someone's

1165
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 1: going to run by and take my phone, which is

1166
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,520
Speaker 1: obviously please do that as opposed to any of the

1167
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 1: other things to me. But like I because I've had

1168
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 1: my phone, you you have that something bad has ever

1169
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 1: happened to you. You're the rest of your life. It's

1170
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:55,720
Speaker 1: just you know, that trauma that goes that gets encrypted

1171
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 1: on the brain. That's why I don't like being scared

1172
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 1: is because that adds to your mamma and your brain

1173
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:02,880
Speaker 1: even for that second that you thought it was someone,

1174
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 1: it literally rewrite. Your brain has a physical marking on

1175
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 1: it from that. When I got stabbed through, you know,

1176
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 1: which I've told this story before. For years, I couldn't

1177
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 1: be around not people holding knives, and like, even if

1178
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 1: it was like in a casual setting or if there

1179
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,840
Speaker 1: was like a joke, like I would be like yes,

1180
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,920
Speaker 1: like it would it would be fucking wild, how afraid

1181
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 1: I'd get yes. Yeah. I worked as a fishmonger, which

1182
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 1: they cut up the fish, and it was like every

1183
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 1: day was like I would think about getting stabbed, like

1184
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,360
Speaker 1: it would come oh my god. And you weren't stabbed

1185
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,320
Speaker 1: in like a way that was like a guy came

1186
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: out of nowhere and stabbed that was like, hey, I'm

1187
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,040
Speaker 1: gonna do this. I'm gonna stab you to show how

1188
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 1: well this thing works. So it wasn't even then, you

1189
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,560
Speaker 1: still have trauma from it. That's a good point, but

1190
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 1: that probably a trauma from the dog attack that didn't happen,

1191
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 1: that you lied about happening so that you would your

1192
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 1: buddy wouldn't get in trouble. I mean, it wasn't your

1193
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 1: body proved. But I think getting stabbed in that way

1194
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 1: almost scarier because it shows like, oh, you can get

1195
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 1: stabbed at on by a friend on any day, you

1196
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:11,720
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like horrible ship can happen. It's

1197
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:20,360
Speaker 1: not scarier. I'm not giving you that's no because you

1198
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 1: actually let him stab you. He just did it. He

1199
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 1: didn't give me a choice. But who would have known

1200
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 1: that you cannot stab a bullet? But maybe seal that

1201
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:36,720
Speaker 1: he claimed to be what dick? What he's cool though,

1202
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 1: which is pretty cool? What that same guy? I don't

1203
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 1: know if he had a knife that Oh my god. Alright, guys,

1204
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 1: thanks to you, Thanks to you, Thanks you for listening

1205
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:58,920
Speaker 1: to the feeling you sound better by the end. Um,

1206
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:04,080
Speaker 1: my neck is still an hell, but it's like getting depression.

1207
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:09,240
Speaker 1: But oh yeah, no, I'm my bad is calling me again.

1208
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,000
Speaker 1: I think I'm getting excited because I get to go

1209
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:16,680
Speaker 1: back to my lair. Al Right, guys, thank you so

1210
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 1: much for listening to the show today. We will be

1211
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:22,560
Speaker 1: back tomorrow, hopefully in better spirits. But I don't know.

1212
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 1: This is pretty good spirits and they um don't be

1213
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:31,400
Speaker 1: cut yck. Okay, I've given up.