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Speaker 1: In honor of our president. We're going to do the weave.

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Speaker 1: It's one more thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm strong and getty.

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Speaker 3: One more.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what the weave is? That's what they

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Speaker 1: Does Trump call it that or do other people call

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Speaker 1: it that? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: Trumped us?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when he's given a speech and he just kind

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Speaker 1: of do that here.

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Speaker 4: We don't have.

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Speaker 1: A particular thing. I'm just going through my notes from vacation.

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Speaker 1: Somebody did win a one point eight two billion dollar

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Speaker 1: jackpot in the power Ball, second biggest ever.

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Speaker 2: One me too. I haven't said anything about it. I'm

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Speaker 1: One point eight billion dollars. So the one time lump sum,

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Speaker 1: if they decide to take that, will be eight hundred

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Speaker 1: and thirty five million dollars. Okay, So even if you

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Speaker 1: have to pay half of it in Texas, you have

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden four hundred and twenty million dollars.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot of money. The worst thing that could

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Speaker 1: or worse. It's hard to imagine it being better in

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Speaker 1: my mind, you know, I was just for most people.

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Speaker 5: I was just talking to a friend of mine the

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Speaker 5: other day who got some form of inheritance, and it

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Speaker 5: wasn't a huge sum of money, but I mean it's

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Speaker 5: a lot for him. The amount of people hitting him

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Speaker 1: Money, wow, is on.

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Speaker 5: And we're not talking lottery money. We're talking you know,

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Speaker 5: a few thousand, you know. But he's like, I can't

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Speaker 5: believe I'm getting calls from people that I haven't talked

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Speaker 1: Well, just so just start there. If you live in

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Speaker 1: immediately have to move, change your name, change your number.

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Speaker 1: I mean, so you got a hassle right off the bat,

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Speaker 1: best case scenario, man, and yeah, and you.

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Speaker 3: Just have to establish your trust and get used to

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Speaker 2: There's a there's a board that decides where the money goes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but I.

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Speaker 3: Because a lot of the the begging you would get

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Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, like like all of it could be right. Look,

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Speaker 1: my kid's going to be dead by by spring if

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Speaker 1: I don't get this much money for this procedure. And

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Speaker 1: then if you're single like myself, imagine that nightmare unless

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Speaker 1: would be pretty tempting to not keep it a secret

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've said many times I think I could handle it,

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Speaker 2: Would be enormously difficult.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind giving in a world, but right the

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Speaker 1: or how I would treat my Thank you for asking

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Speaker 1: the answers I know I could absolutely real quickly, or

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Speaker 3: He can think whatever he wants, but it's probably not

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Speaker 2: As a system. I've got to trust the system.

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Speaker 1: Now go away, Now go away.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, remember about forty five seconds ago, I said, but

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, now go away with You're trying, kid with

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Speaker 1: Still doing the weave. I was looking at my pictures

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Speaker 1: from my notes. One of them is of a turkey

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Speaker 3: I'll always kind of enjoyed the esteem of the crowd

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Speaker 2: Now children can do it. No good for him, that's terrific.

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Speaker 1: It was cool. It was cool that he did that.

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Speaker 2: No, that's you know what, That's a really great and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I will make it happen. Yeah, what a fine

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Speaker 2: Oh man, grace, something to look forward to, folks.

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Speaker 1: I'll just give you the teas and I'll give the

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Speaker 1: which I have been too many many times for other reasons,

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Speaker 1: They have a great, big, giant fence they just built

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Speaker 2: This is nineteen thirty four Germany, and this means like

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Speaker 2: a lot of the world. Yeah, no, let's not crack

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Speaker 2: down on anti Semitism. We might make somebody mad.

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Speaker 1: Oh we do have something funny coming up that's good

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Speaker 1: Giorgio Maloney, who have the Prime Minister of Italy who

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Speaker 1: we've quoted a couple of different times for her big

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Speaker 1: Oh she's she's cute too.

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Speaker 2: I like her. She's tough, she's cute.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, she said, this pasture has been tough for all

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Speaker 1: even worse. I wonder even more. Now, Yeah, good stuff,

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Speaker 1: she got a man.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I'll put in an application.

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Speaker 1: Anyway. Our favorite Trump impersonator who posts stuff online took

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Speaker 1: a look at the capture of Nicholas Maduro. And here's howtwin, my.

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Speaker 4: Fellow Americans, it is my great honor to announce the

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Speaker 4: I said, get him out, and they got him out.

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Speaker 4: But when we convict Maduro, we're going to shave off

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Speaker 4: that horrible, stupid mustache. And we're looking at where to

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Speaker 4: send them. We're looking at Seacat. It's a beautiful place

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Speaker 4: in El salvad a very tough place, and if he

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Speaker 4: You know, they like to do that, so maybe they

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Speaker 4: know what I'm talking about. Solalia. It's a very nasty place.

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Speaker 4: But the days of Maduro sending drugs and gang members

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Speaker 4: a message the rest of the world. If you're a

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Speaker 4: hell he's doing in that cave, We're gonna come for

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Speaker 4: you too. Do not break the Trump doctrine, frat and

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Speaker 4: find out. If you abide by it, you're not gonna

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Speaker 4: have a problem. But if you break the Trump doctrine,

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Speaker 4: you're gonna have a lot of problems. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: You know what's interesting about that. I'm sure we are

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Speaker 1: all thinking about it. That's only like one percent off

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Speaker 1: what he might have said.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean the comedian Shane Gillis does a thing about Trump's

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Speaker 1: speech that he gave after we killed bag Daddy, and

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Speaker 1: Trump basically sounded like that he died like a dog,

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Speaker 2: This sort of thing. How do you parody it? Exactly?

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Speaker 5: Sugar honey, iced tea hole.

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Speaker 2: Spells ship jack. Oh, I get it. Okay, that's troubling, troubling.

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Speaker 1: There's no need remember, like the Prime Minister vitally said,

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Speaker 1: you thought last year was bad, next year it's going

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Speaker 1: to be worse.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for that, sweetheart.

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Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's it.