Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central, we.
Speaker 2: Got a great job for you tonight. There is so
Speaker 2: much going on in the world right now. The President
Speaker 2: of Iran died in a help goopnacrast, the International Criminal
Speaker 2: Court is moving towards arrest warrants for Bibi Netanyahu, and
Speaker 2: Michael Cohen admitted on the stand today he stole money
Speaker 2: from the Trump organization. Only in a Donald Trump trial
Speaker 2: with the star witness be the one who ends up
Speaker 2: going to jail.
Speaker 3: How lucky is Donald Trump?
Speaker 2: Donald Trump is like a corruption mister Magoo. He's just
Speaker 2: stumbling around quid pro quohen metal beams falling all around him,
Speaker 2: gets out completely unscathed. But forget about all that, because
Speaker 2: there is one story still with so many unanswered questions.
Speaker 2: It made its way all the way to the White
Speaker 2: House Press Corps.
Speaker 4: Can we still assume that the Kansas City chiefs will
Speaker 4: be visiting the White House this year in celebration of
Speaker 4: their support old victory?
Speaker 5: You confirm is.
Speaker 6: The Chief's kicker, Harrison Bucker, Welcome out of this White House?
Speaker 2: Butker Apparently the Kansas City Chiefs Field Gold Kicker gave
Speaker 2: a conservative Catholic commencement speech at a conservative Catholic college
Speaker 2: seems expected, although we did have a shout out to
Speaker 2: the ladies.
Speaker 3: Some of you may go on to lead successful careers
Speaker 3: in the world, but I would venture to guess that
Speaker 3: the majority of you are most excited about your marriage
Speaker 3: and the children you will bring into this world. Haha.
Speaker 2: All right, apparently enjoy the pta, bitches, not the advice
Speaker 2: you want to hear when you're one hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 2: in debt earning a degree in electrical engineering. But I
Speaker 2: imagine that the cancelation of.
Speaker 4: One Harrison Butker was swift and unforgiving.
Speaker 7: At the White House, what I can say is we
Speaker 7: invite the entire team, and we do that always.
Speaker 8: I don't have anything beyond that.
Speaker 2: Aha, you wok ARATEI at the Communist Wait, well, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: what was that?
Speaker 4: What did you do?
Speaker 2: He can still go to the White House and be
Speaker 2: on his football team, and all that's really happened is
Speaker 2: some people roasted.
Speaker 4: Him on TikTok.
Speaker 2: So I guess this is just kind of a passing distraction,
Speaker 2: or if you happened to tune into more conservative media.
Speaker 9: Major scandal rocking the NFL players in big trouble not
Speaker 9: for doing drugs, betting or beating women, but because he's Christian.
Speaker 10: The left seeks to destroy an outspoken NFL Catholic.
Speaker 11: He's been docks, he's been slammed, he's still calling for
Speaker 11: him to be canceled.
Speaker 3: Left hate it's Christian values, and.
Speaker 11: They will try to denigrate you, isolate you, cancel you,
Speaker 11: and ultimately silence you completely.
Speaker 3: But be not afraid.
Speaker 2: How can I be not afraid when what you have
Speaker 2: proffered is so afraidable, by the way, and you're hitting
Speaker 2: us with that King James sentence structure.
Speaker 4: Be not afraid.
Speaker 2: People only say that when there's shit to be afraid of.
Speaker 4: Let's say three to four horsemen.
Speaker 2: But my question to the right, I guess is have
Speaker 2: you never been on the internet before? Because that's all
Speaker 2: it is. It's just people giving each other shit all
Speaker 2: the time. I mean, my god, you're all so thin skinned. Look,
Speaker 2: Jerry Seinfeld took more shit over the past two weeks
Speaker 2: promoting a pop tar movie that Harrison Butker did for
Speaker 2: his entire speech, And I ask you people, what is
Speaker 2: the deal with that?
Speaker 4: Now? I'm not doing an impression.
Speaker 12: I I legitimately would like to know why he's taking
Speaker 12: so much shit about everything from everybody, and who are
Speaker 12: these people?
Speaker 4: It's so hard not to do the voice?
Speaker 2: And who uh these people? Now?
Speaker 3: It's that.
Speaker 2: It's the Jerry Seinfeld impression is the first thing a
Speaker 2: Jew learns in kindergarten.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: Of course, nothing about the right wing reaction is surprising,
Speaker 2: because the idea that there is an all pervasive, all
Speaker 2: powerful threat to free speech called cancel culture has become
Speaker 2: a central tenet of modern conservatism. They celebrate their being
Speaker 2: silenced at conferences, They celebrate their being silenced on podcasts
Speaker 2: and streaming outlets. They celebrate their being silenced with over
Speaker 2: seven hundred book titles about being canceled.
Speaker 4: Why are there so many off these books?
Speaker 2: Unless you don't know nobody reads anymore. And by the way,
Speaker 2: if you already read a war on woke and woke inc,
Speaker 2: you're really not going to learn anything from woke warriors.
Speaker 2: Conservatives have an entire industry devoted to complaining about not
Speaker 2: being allowed to say the things they say all the time.
Speaker 2: Their victimhood is the entire brand.
Speaker 3: You can no longer say somebody is homeless. You have
Speaker 3: to say they are unhoused. Free phones, food and clothing
Speaker 3: sounds like a great deal.
Speaker 11: A homeless woman in a Democrat run city appreciated.
Speaker 10: We won't be allowed to say illegal aliens because it'll
Speaker 10: be hate speech and therefore illegal.
Speaker 3: Illegal aliens streaming across our border.
Speaker 9: Transagenda's are religion now convert or be canceled. Big Trans
Speaker 9: is a real knack for making everything about themselves.
Speaker 11: Dare to speak your mind about issues like pro life,
Speaker 11: Well your life could be ruined forever. You could be canceled.
Speaker 11: I'm never going to apologize for being pro life.
Speaker 10: How did we get to the point where we can
Speaker 10: say all lives matter? As a matter of fact, all
Speaker 10: lives matter.
Speaker 2: All of you still speak? How doesn't the woke mob
Speaker 2: have cable? But this is their identity now, constant victimization.
Speaker 2: They say what they want and if you get upset
Speaker 2: about it, you don't believe in freedom.
Speaker 3: I just believe in freedom.
Speaker 10: Why are liberals so afraid of freedom and freedom of
Speaker 10: I don't get outraged if you don't like with somebody saying, Oh,
Speaker 10: you can turn off the TV, turn off a radio dial,
Speaker 10: turn off a podcast, walk out of a commencement, or.
Speaker 2: You could buy a different beer than bud light without
Speaker 2: going into your back swamp and assassinating six times.
Speaker 13: We're so unbelievable, They're so full of shit that Sean
Speaker 13: Hannity can say with a square head, I'm not the
Speaker 13: kind of guy who gets outraged, Sean Hannity, He's basically
Speaker 13: just a meat bag support system for a forehead vein.
Speaker 10: Tonight, every American has a right to be angry and
Speaker 10: ticked off. We have a story that will make your
Speaker 10: blood boil.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 10: The left is hell bent on banning doctor Seuss, pepe
Speaker 10: Lepew Dumbo, Peter Panner on the chopping blocks, deemonious, self righteous,
Speaker 10: frankly overpaid, lazy, agenda driven liars from a pompous jackass.
Speaker 3: Do you even know what my job is?
Speaker 10: What part of this k you get through your thick head?
Speaker 10: My message tonight to these snowflakes is very simple. You
Speaker 10: people discussed me.
Speaker 4: But every snowflake is different. We can't all discuss you.
Speaker 2: Look, it is absolutely true that in our modern social
Speaker 2: media driven society, our interactions are incentivized and monetized for outrage,
Speaker 2: and it is feeling exhausting for everyone. But contrary to
Speaker 2: your conservative book industry, the outrage isn't just coming from
Speaker 2: the left, It's coming from the left, the right, for
Speaker 2: the right, for the left, and the swifties. And why
Speaker 2: a readers and anybody who dare to lift their head
Speaker 2: up to say fighting anything.
Speaker 4: We are not censored or silenced.
Speaker 2: We are surrounded by an inundated with more speech than
Speaker 2: has ever existed in the history of communication. And it
Speaker 2: is all weaponized by professional outrage hunters of all stripes,
Speaker 2: scouring the globe for graduation speech snippets, off hand comments
Speaker 2: during promotional tours, out of context comedy bits, lay marketing ideas,
Speaker 2: or any words and phrases they believe they can latch
Speaker 2: onto to generate monetized clicks. Outrage is the engine of
Speaker 2: our modern media economy. And sometimes someone loses a job
Speaker 2: or something else happens like that that should never fighting happen.
Speaker 14: But but.
Speaker 4: I leaned over so far I may never get back
Speaker 4: up again.
Speaker 2: But contrary to conservatives victimization complex, there is no organized
Speaker 2: cancel culture, conspiracy or even the slightest misstep can one
Speaker 2: hundred percent get someone on the right canceled.
Speaker 4: Actually there is, oh, there is one.
Speaker 5: Congresswoman Liz Cheney gets kicked out of Wyoming's Republican Party
Speaker 5: for opposing Trump.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as irony would have it, it turns out that
Speaker 2: when it comes to cancel culture, the ones who smelt
Speaker 2: it dealt it. There is someone canceling people on the right.
Speaker 2: But the only one canceling people on the right is
Speaker 2: Donald Trump, and anyone who dare speak out against him
Speaker 2: refused to buy into Trump's stolen election claims, and you'll
Speaker 2: lose your job like Liz Cheney or countless others.
Speaker 4: In fact, everything the right says.
Speaker 2: Cancel culture does to them is actually being done by maga.
Speaker 4: For example, they.
Speaker 3: Will shout you down and try to shut you down
Speaker 3: as opposed to discuss with you. Yes, the woke mob
Speaker 3: shouts you down.
Speaker 2: And what happens when you're a Republican and dare criticize
Speaker 2: the boy king.
Speaker 1: That is a failure of leadership.
Speaker 5: And I you could boo all you want, but here's
Speaker 5: the thing.
Speaker 3: Donald Trump is running to stay out of prison. And
Speaker 3: if we elect I know, I know, I know, you
Speaker 3: know me as.
Speaker 9: A person who says what he thinks that I don't
Speaker 9: have the fact that I wasn't a fan of.
Speaker 3: Our last president's character issues and I'm all of a sudden.
Speaker 14: Show some bad respect. Romney, You piece of shit, mother.
Speaker 14: It's called Claire's look. I was telling you mother the
Speaker 14: last night.
Speaker 3: Dickory Dormain, Your mom was fucking a moment.
Speaker 4: Oh you like him?
Speaker 3: What's what's another heir? And I write the Power Trip?
Speaker 2: By the way, what's another thing that the right hates about?
Speaker 4: Woke cancel culture?
Speaker 10: Many Americans feel forced to stay silent for fear of
Speaker 10: upsetting the cancel culture mob.
Speaker 2: Yes, under cancel culture, you can only speak your truths
Speaker 2: in private, well denying them in public. For instance, this
Speaker 2: poor young fella who privately wrote of Trump, He's a demonic.
Speaker 4: Force, a destroyer.
Speaker 2: I hate him passionately, he wrote in private, but of
Speaker 2: course in public, fearing the cancel mob, he's forced to
Speaker 2: stand next to his tormentor with what can only be
Speaker 2: described as the fakest of overlap faces.
Speaker 3: Grab a b.
Speaker 2: But that's cancel culture. It won't let you speak the truth.
Speaker 2: In fact, it makes you do something even worse.
Speaker 3: The left is married to censorship and has nothing else.
Speaker 3: That's how you get people to believe in an alternate reality.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the woke mob is so permicious. It forces you
Speaker 2: to deny reality. Like imagine if Trump ever gave a
Speaker 2: speech about January sixth, where he clearly confuses Nicky Haley
Speaker 2: with Nancy Pelosi.
Speaker 8: Nicki Haley, you know they did, you know they destroyed
Speaker 8: all of the information, all of the evidence, everything because
Speaker 8: of lots of things, Like Nicki Haley is in judge
Speaker 8: of security. We offered her ten thousand people.
Speaker 2: Now, in a healthy discourse, you would just go, hey, man,
Speaker 2: you know everybody brain farts sometimes, you know, whatever it is.
Speaker 2: But under the Maga cancel culture, mob people like Congresswoman
Speaker 2: Staphanic have to pretend this was all part of a
Speaker 2: grand strategy.
Speaker 3: That isn't a mix up. The reality is Nicki j
Speaker 3: doesn't speak.
Speaker 6: Nicky Haley is relying on mccrats just like Nancy Pelosi
Speaker 6: to try to have a desperate showing in New Hampshire.
Speaker 3: But he was talking about January seven. Strump has not
Speaker 3: lost his step.
Speaker 15: He is a stronger candidate, stronger than he is today
Speaker 15: than he was in twenty sixteen and he was in
Speaker 15: twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: He is reverse aging, he is stronger. He is Benjamin Batan.
Speaker 2: He will be our wisest baby president. And by the way,
Speaker 2: denying reality still won't save you. There is no level
Speaker 2: of loyalty deep enough to be free of Trump cancel culture.
Speaker 2: Rona McDaniel literally dropped Romney from her name to keep
Speaker 2: Trump happy, and he still fired her. And that Romney
Speaker 2: name had gotten her into all the hottest clubs in
Speaker 2: Salt Lake City, Yeah, the ones with lattes. Truth is
Speaker 2: Trump is the real cancel culture. Emphasis on cult, because
Speaker 2: on the right you can say whatever the fuck you
Speaker 2: want about gay people and trans people from TikTok to Patreon.
Speaker 2: You can decry DEI from podcasts to I don't know
Speaker 2: the Governor's office of Florida, and chances are not only
Speaker 2: will you be fine, you'll get a raise, but if
Speaker 2: you ever dare speak out one iota against Donald Trump,
Speaker 2: be yes afraid.
Speaker 3: Big news today, the Trump trial is coming to an end,
Speaker 3: and just like Stormy Daniel said, it was over much
Speaker 3: more quickly than expected. And we've heard from so many
Speaker 3: people during this trial. This blonde blob, this other blob,
Speaker 3: this one blob with the mustache. You know, it's just
Speaker 3: too bad. No one's invented cameras yet. But we haven't
Speaker 3: heard from the biggest blob of them all, Donald Trump,
Speaker 3: who has been going around telling anybody who will listen
Speaker 3: that he is just itching to testify under oath.
Speaker 4: I would have no problem testified. I didn't do anything
Speaker 4: wrong with you.
Speaker 8: I'm testifying.
Speaker 4: I tell the truth.
Speaker 3: I mean, all I can do is tell the truth.
Speaker 3: Do you plan to testify in court? Probably so, I
Speaker 3: would like to.
Speaker 4: I mean I think so, will you testify in your
Speaker 4: own defense? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely stand that I would do that. I look
Speaker 3: forward to it. Yes, right at the buzzer, Yes, but yes.
Speaker 3: Donald Trump has been saying for months how much he
Speaker 3: wants to testify. He's like, let's do it. Swear me
Speaker 3: in on that shiny book that Mike Pence is always
Speaker 3: blah blah lying about. And after four weeks of trial,
Speaker 3: today it was finally time for Trump to tell his
Speaker 3: side of the story. So here we go, a big guy,
Speaker 3: It's the opportunity you've been waiting for.
Speaker 7: The defense has rested, testimony has wrapped, and Donald Trump
Speaker 7: notably did not take the stand.
Speaker 14: What what what?
Speaker 3: What? After talking is such a big game, he's not testifying.
Speaker 3: So he's doing the opposite of what he told us
Speaker 3: he was gonna do over and over again. That's not
Speaker 3: the Donald Trump. I know, and I played. I played
Speaker 3: full contact hockey without a helmet this morning. But it's
Speaker 3: just so peculiar that outside the courtroom with his legal
Speaker 3: pads of notes, he just talks and talks and talks.
Speaker 3: But then if you ask him to walk just a
Speaker 3: few feet inside the courtroom and to swear to tell
Speaker 3: the truth under penalty of loss, suddenly he's afraid to speak.
Speaker 3: I mean, what's the difference is Is it the fluorescent lighting?
Speaker 3: I mean, I hate to even come to this conclusion,
Speaker 3: but is it possible that Donald Trump is full of shit?
Speaker 3: I mean, mister Trump, mister Trump, are you just full
Speaker 3: of shit? Well? I really wanted that. Yeah, well we
Speaker 3: should believe in that. We should believe. Let's move on
Speaker 3: from Donald Trump to his morally and financially bankrupt former
Speaker 3: lawyer Rudy Giuliani. Last week he had an eightieth birthday
Speaker 3: party and he got a little surprise present.
Speaker 5: Rudy Giuliani was served with an indictment over the Arizona
Speaker 5: twenty twenty fake electors scheme during his eightieth birthday party
Speaker 5: late Friday. Giuliani was served two hours after boasting on
Speaker 5: social media that he would invade charges.
Speaker 3: Goddamn, I mean served in his own birthday party. Can
Speaker 3: you imagine?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 3: Hey, can someone take a picture of me taunting the
Speaker 3: Arizona court?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 3: How about you man in a suit and a badge
Speaker 3: at my birthday party that I've never seen before? And
Speaker 3: this indictment is on top of a one hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty million dollar defamation judgment against him. Rudy need Cashi,
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Speaker 1: Right, Let's.
Speaker 3: Let's move on to a story out of Australia. Australia
Speaker 3: the country named after the two thousand and eight Hugh
Speaker 3: Jackman film Australia. It's where one billionaire is learning that
Speaker 3: money can't buy you respect.
Speaker 6: An Australian billionaire is apparently not too happy with the
Speaker 6: portrait of herself that's on public display.
Speaker 7: That is Australia's richest woman and Gina Ryan Hartch. He
Speaker 7: is one of twenty one people featured in the Australia
Speaker 7: in Color exhibit that's been on display since March at
Speaker 7: the National Gallery of Australia. It's reporter Ryan Harder's demanding
Speaker 7: at the gallery remove the portrait.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait, wait, remove the portrait. What's the matter?
Speaker 3: You don't want people to know you testified at Donald
Speaker 3: Trump's trial. But anyway, what's the big deal with having
Speaker 3: an unflattering painting of you? You don't see any of
Speaker 3: Picasso's models complaining that their eye is on their forehead
Speaker 3: Suck it up, lady, you even if you don't like it,
Speaker 3: don't whine about it. Whining is what the rest of
Speaker 3: us do. Whining is free. You have money, just pay
Speaker 3: another artist to paint a flattering portrait of you. Then
Speaker 3: buy the museum and hang your portrait over the other portrait.
Speaker 3: Then burn the whole museum down for the insurance money,
Speaker 3: and you end up making a profit. Billionaire, shit, let's go.
Speaker 3: But this story. Yeah, I mean, use your head, but
Speaker 3: this story is really the proof that maybe billionaires aren't
Speaker 3: as smart as we all think they are. You know,
Speaker 3: if this woman hadn't complained about this painting, practically nobody
Speaker 3: would have ever seen it. Hell, I never would have
Speaker 3: heard of Gena Reinhardt, or Australia for that matter, animals
Speaker 3: with pockets? Who thinks of this stuff? And finally, let's
Speaker 3: turn to a story about artificial intelligence. Last week, open
Speaker 3: ai released a new version of chat GPT that could talk,
Speaker 3: and a lot of people heard it and thought, huh,
Speaker 3: this voice sounds a lot like Scarlett Johansson, And one
Speaker 3: of those people was Scarlett Johansson.
Speaker 6: This morning, in AI, warning from Hollywood actress Scarlett Johansson
Speaker 6: saying This voice used by open AI's virtual assistant Sky. Hello,
Speaker 6: I'm really excited about teaming up with you. Sounds quote
Speaker 6: eerily similar to her own. Hi, how are you doing.
Speaker 6: The actress famously played an artificial intelligence system in the
Speaker 6: movie Her In twenty thirteen, Johansson says open Ai CEO
Speaker 6: Sam Altman wanted to hire her to voice Sky, but
Speaker 6: that she declined the offer due to personal reasons. The
Speaker 6: actress telling NBC News when she later heard the AI voice,
Speaker 6: she was shocked, angered, and in disbelief.
Speaker 3: This is not acceptable. Open ai should be punished for
Speaker 3: attempting to steal Scarlett Johansson's voice. In fact, from now on,
Speaker 3: they should have to use an off putting voice like
Speaker 3: my uncle Dan, who's been smoking his whole life. You
Speaker 3: know you don't want to go to that restaurant. That
Speaker 3: neighborhood's gotten red diverse, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I miss Vietnam all right. For more on the Scarlet
Speaker 3: Johanson controversy, we go live to San Francisco, home of
Speaker 3: open ai headquarters, with Ronnie Chank. Ronnie, how did Sam
Speaker 3: Altman think you get away with this?
Speaker 15: Because he's a nerd and nerds have too much power. Now, Okay,
Speaker 15: look at Mount Zuckerberg, bezels elon Musk.
Speaker 3: You can't trust these nerds.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's an appropriate term. What o nerds?
Speaker 3: Because what else do you call a.
Speaker 15: Bunch of weirdos who spend all day on computers.
Speaker 3: And don't actor on women. I mean, I call them
Speaker 3: socially awkward, shy, introverteds.
Speaker 1: Nerds.
Speaker 15: The nerds, the nerds, okay, and nerds used to know
Speaker 15: the place, Okay, they knew the rules. Don't not weird,
Speaker 15: don't mean icon, don't bring up stop trek, just keep
Speaker 15: your head down and get a job at NASA, hosting
Speaker 15: a show on MSNBC. Okay, And it worked. Nature was
Speaker 15: in balance. But at some point we decided bullying was
Speaker 15: mean because nerds had feelings, and then we start treating
Speaker 15: them with respect.
Speaker 3: And that was a mistake, all right, running doesn't everyone
Speaker 3: deserve respect?
Speaker 15: I sort of got Michael, It's not like a nerd
Speaker 15: right now. Okay, don't you understand. We gave them to
Speaker 15: us power, and look what happened. They took our financial
Speaker 15: system and now it's full of crypto. We let them
Speaker 15: build a tech industry and now all mentally ill from
Speaker 15: social media. We even shaped our pulp culture to cater
Speaker 15: to them, and we got twenty years of nothing but
Speaker 15: shitty superhero movies except for the Asian ones.
Speaker 3: Those are great. Okay, Okay, all right, all right, all right,
Speaker 3: holy shit? All right, all right, so you're right, So
Speaker 3: then what do we do?
Speaker 15: The only solution is to make up for lost time? Okay,
Speaker 15: we have to find Sam Autman and give him twenty
Speaker 15: years wolf of bullying.
Speaker 1: All at once.
Speaker 15: I'm talking two decades wolf of weggies and one wedgie.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 15: I want that underwear to go around his head and
Speaker 15: then again, over and over and over until he's ask
Speaker 15: can smell his face.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, but what type of fabric would have
Speaker 3: the tensile strength to support the recrusive force required to
Speaker 3: I don't know what I look like a nerd?
Speaker 5: Get that.
Speaker 3: Get that science shit out of here. So let me
Speaker 3: be clear. So you're advocating bullying.
Speaker 15: No, I'm advocating balance.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 15: Our ecosystem requires a proper mix of nerds and bullying,
Speaker 15: and it's out of whack right now, okay, And I'm
Speaker 15: willing to be the hero that will get things back
Speaker 15: on track.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Ronnie, I'm I don't know Ronnie. Is
Speaker 3: bullying ever? Really? The answer?
Speaker 15: Just shut the fuck up, Okay, don't put me in
Speaker 15: there and give me a lunch money.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm right, You're right, You're right, right, Ronnie Chaning,
Speaker 3: everybody sorry.
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