Speaker 1: Welcome to and where does the intercom?
Speaker 2: Now introducing Drew the Great I'm happy to be here,
Speaker 2: and now introducing Enya de Monster.
Speaker 3: Am I the Monster.
Speaker 1: Now let's have a good show. Fn'll be like, hey, guys, alcome, welcome, Welcome, Welcome.
Speaker 3: It's nighttime. We don't do this at night very often,
Speaker 3: and when we do, let's just say, things get a
Speaker 3: little freaking.
Speaker 1: It's a little comfortable in here, you know. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, so true. I love you, I love you.
Speaker 1: I want to start this episode out. I want to
Speaker 1: start this episode out by saying, if it wasn't for Beyonce,
Speaker 1: we would have nothing. And I just want to make
Speaker 1: it very clear. I don't that everything we do is
Speaker 1: for Beyonce. I don't stand with this, and she changed
Speaker 1: our lives and honestly, if we take anything away from her,
Speaker 1: she can just have my spot.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, I mean it was a problem
Speaker 3: one time or not. One time. There was talks of
Speaker 3: my remix being nominated for Yeah, it was going to
Speaker 3: get Album of the Year even though it was just
Speaker 3: a single, and I found out through some higher ups
Speaker 3: that that was not going to satisfy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Beyonce was not fucking happy with it.
Speaker 3: Actually is fucked up. She hasn't got an Album of
Speaker 3: the Year. I'm not kidding. It's like, I know she
Speaker 3: has a lot of Grammys, but come on, how does
Speaker 3: she not have Album of the Year. But I think
Speaker 3: the Grammy zero scam. But also when my faves went,
Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, like the dichotomy of what the Grammy
Speaker 3: institution is as disgusting, it's repulsive. But when my girls
Speaker 3: win and I see that picture, I'm happy.
Speaker 1: I'm happy.
Speaker 3: I'm happy like I want.
Speaker 1: I'm happy. Okay, guys, we did the big thing. We
Speaker 1: went to Big sur again. Oh my god, so like
Speaker 1: the tea is is. Enya surprised me with a trip
Speaker 1: to Iceland, but it just wasn't the right time. We
Speaker 1: had work, we just had things to do. It was
Speaker 1: a little chilly.
Speaker 3: It was also I thought that was so bad. It's
Speaker 3: like the dream location for you but also me, but
Speaker 3: specifically for Drew. And I was like, I'm gonna like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be so kind, I'm going to just book
Speaker 3: the tickets like fuck it, I'm just going to do it.
Speaker 3: And then the more I looked into it, it was like
Speaker 3: it is the most dangerous and a full time to
Speaker 3: go to Iceland at the end of octoberarly the exact
Speaker 3: dates I had booked. It was like, this is the
Speaker 3: worst time. You can't really go anywhere. It's snowing, it's raining,
Speaker 3: it's like sleeping, it's awful. It's like there's black eyes everywhere.
Speaker 3: You will probably crash and die, so you'll just stay
Speaker 3: in your hotel the whole time. And I was just like, honestly, wait.
Speaker 1: We should yeah, should we do that? We should? But
Speaker 1: die Yeah. So we were gonna go to Iceland. It
Speaker 1: was gonna be a movie, it was gonna be a vibe.
Speaker 1: We're gonna record a couple episodes out there, but it
Speaker 1: just wasn't the time. It was two Chili vibes. So
Speaker 1: instead it.
Speaker 3: Was two Chili Vibes.
Speaker 1: Instead, we decided to just take a weekend up in
Speaker 1: Big sir And and it was before we get into
Speaker 1: how hellish it was. The entire trip as a whole
Speaker 1: was literally one of the greatest vacations I've ever been
Speaker 1: on in my entire life. Like once we were in it,
Speaker 1: it was iconic, Like I got some pictures of myself
Speaker 1: and India and Josiah that like literally people like travel
Speaker 1: across the world and wait, hundreds and hundreds of years or.
Speaker 3: Motherfucker that got his first like real nice camera and
Speaker 3: he's like, yeah, it took that. Well, No, you're like
Speaker 3: one step away from adding the like putting the.
Speaker 1: Camera shot on thirty five, No, putting the.
Speaker 3: Camera emoji in other people's comments like tag me.
Speaker 1: No, you have to admit, Like, the pictures I got
Speaker 1: were pretty good. They ate down, but the drive up there,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, it made me want to pull my
Speaker 1: intestines out of my fucking ass and hang myself with
Speaker 1: my small intestine. And he's like, oh my god, it
Speaker 1: was horrible.
Speaker 3: At least it would it would hold you up because
Speaker 3: it's so full of poops.
Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah, I'm very consipated right now. It is weird,
Speaker 1: say this is not a movie. Well, I was like,
Speaker 1: let's leave earlier in the days so we can have
Speaker 1: a night there to chill and vibe out. Well, that
Speaker 1: didn't work out, and so we left at like nine
Speaker 1: pm and it's a six hour drive up. We should
Speaker 1: have just fucking flew, but it's a six hour drive up.
Speaker 1: And the closer we got, the more we were like wait,
Speaker 1: we're going like up and around like this is insane.
Speaker 3: Which that happened last time, but it was right after
Speaker 3: the landslide on the PCH. And then this time I
Speaker 3: had used Apple Maps, which I don't fuck with Apple Maps.
Speaker 1: I love Apple Apple all the way.
Speaker 3: And Apple Maps randomly started being like there's no roads,
Speaker 3: like we can't give you any any directions up here,
Speaker 3: and I was like, okay, that's funny, Like that's weird.
Speaker 3: I'll just use Google. And then I started to use
Speaker 3: Google and it was telling us we could go. But
Speaker 3: then the Apple thing really started getting in my freaking head.
Speaker 3: And on the drive up, I was like, what is this?
Speaker 1: Something is seriously off, like something the East.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it's like, which is in the
Speaker 3: east the storms a bruin. It's like rone. No people
Speaker 3: on TikTok use it for the fucking hurricanes.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, it's like winds in the east. The
Speaker 1: funk What is the one that I like?
Speaker 3: I need that audio? And then fun, what's the other one?
Speaker 1: The stuck in fullsome prison like that one, the Johnny Cash.
Speaker 1: It's like just look up fullsome prison, like.
Speaker 3: When you look up Johnny Cash, it's Johnny Cash Hurricanes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this one. Yeah, it's rolling around the bin like
Speaker 1: that fucking song. It's canceled. It's over. Also, I decided
Speaker 1: what I'm starting to do is when I call someone
Speaker 1: and they don't answer my phone, or I text someone
Speaker 1: and they don't answer my text back for days, they're canceled.
Speaker 1: I'm canceling them. I've canceled like most of my friends,
Speaker 1: they're all over what's crazy is?
Speaker 3: I know there's at least three times on the podcast
Speaker 3: where we've been like I hate when people just get
Speaker 3: mad when I don't text back, like it's not that
Speaker 3: big of a deal.
Speaker 1: Like, but it's different, Like it is really different because
Speaker 1: I am mentally ill and like very unstable constantly and honestly,
Speaker 1: like recently, I've been destabilized very heavily.
Speaker 3: By fluid and stabilized.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, the stabilizer. We didn't even finish this first
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, No, that was my bad.
Speaker 3: Yea, it is your fall. And when I think about it,
Speaker 3: a lot of it was bad. It was.
Speaker 1: A lot of.
Speaker 3: A lot of things happened for me.
Speaker 1: Bring their fu potions. Yeah, but so we're we're like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck, Like it's saying no roads. But I'm just
Speaker 1: like let's just like thuck it out. We'll like get
Speaker 1: up there and like whatever happens happens. We'll cross the
Speaker 1: bridge when we get there. Well, we pull up and
Speaker 1: I'm driving down this road. It's the only road into
Speaker 1: Big Surf from the north, and it's like road closed,
Speaker 1: do not enter past ten pm. It's like two am
Speaker 1: at this point.
Speaker 3: And then it's like all these signs being like ten
Speaker 3: pm to six am it's closed.
Speaker 1: And I keep driving because I'm like, well, they can't
Speaker 1: just not let me go to my house, like I
Speaker 1: live up there, Like let me in.
Speaker 3: It was like when we get there, tell them we
Speaker 3: live there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because like no, that's literally like the te
Speaker 1: that is that is a thing. And then we keep
Speaker 1: driving and we drive twenty six miles like ignoring these
Speaker 1: signs or twenty six minutes, ignoring all these signs saying
Speaker 1: do not go, and we pull up and the fucking
Speaker 1: road is closed from ten pm to six am. Mind
Speaker 1: you it's four I mean.
Speaker 3: It's like two thirty. And we were like no, like
Speaker 3: I bet they finished work early, Like maybe they'll just
Speaker 3: let us pass. We go up there, and we asked
Speaker 3: the guy First of all, the guy looks high as fuck.
Speaker 1: He was stoned out of it.
Speaker 3: He was like so high, and honestly, God blessed because
Speaker 3: if I was bored as fuck working on the side
Speaker 3: of the PCH, I would get high too. But he
Speaker 3: was like, no, you can't come. And we contemplated staying
Speaker 3: at an inn, but it just felt so stupid because
Speaker 3: we had paid for the airbnb that night, and we
Speaker 3: were like, what are we gonna do. Go pay for
Speaker 3: a room and a fucking in and all squeeze into bed, yeah,
Speaker 3: and be there for like two fucking hours.
Speaker 1: It's like Mono ray in, so it's gonna be two
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a night, like, and it's also was for
Speaker 1: four hours, yeah, and it.
Speaker 3: Was literally like by the time we would have gone
Speaker 3: there would have been like three am, three thirty. So
Speaker 3: we were like, let's just sleep in the car.
Speaker 1: Like we just literally pulled off on this side of
Speaker 1: the PCH and slept in the car for four hours.
Speaker 1: And the only person that slept was in you, Like,
Speaker 1: I got like an hour max of sleep, no one
Speaker 1: else fucking and we woke up at I woke up
Speaker 1: at five point fifty eight on the dot and I
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 3: Oh, okaybe because like a bunch of cars started speeding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every single car in the world started driving by,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, okay, guys, it's time to go.
Speaker 1: Like so I just like in like a sleep day,
Speaker 1: like sleep deprived days, like put the car in drive
Speaker 1: and was like, all right, guys, we're leaving, and in
Speaker 1: youa like woke up for half a second and was like, no,
Speaker 1: we should just sleep here till like eight at least,
Speaker 1: like we should just sleep in like and I was like, Inya,
Speaker 1: we have a house with beds that we can go
Speaker 1: sleep in, like we should go do that, and she
Speaker 1: was like no, no, like let's sleep and I was
Speaker 1: just like no, I'm literally going like you're not. You'll
Speaker 1: sleep in the car there because we got an hour
Speaker 1: of a drive left.
Speaker 3: It was like two things. One like it's don't talk
Speaker 3: to me before my sleep, Like don't talk to me
Speaker 3: before my coffee. That's me with my sleep. Don't talk
Speaker 3: to me when I'm sleeping.
Speaker 1: Like I don't talk to Enya unless she's had fifteen
Speaker 1: hours of sleep.
Speaker 3: And I just did. I like felt like I had
Speaker 3: entered rem sleep and then it felt like I hate
Speaker 3: saying this, but like it genuinely felt like the only
Speaker 3: parts of my brain that were awake was the part
Speaker 3: that wanted to sleep, and then the part that still
Speaker 3: somehow like my OCD was activated. I'm not kidding. Part
Speaker 3: of the reason I wanted to stay there is because
Speaker 3: I was convinced we were gonna crash and die at
Speaker 3: sleeping uh driving at that time, and I was like
Speaker 3: genuinely convinced. I was like, I was like, I feel
Speaker 3: it deep in my gut that we shouldn't be going.
Speaker 3: But I always do that when I think I have
Speaker 3: a gut feeling, but really it's because I don't want
Speaker 3: to do something. But then I tell myself it's a
Speaker 3: gut feeling because if I do the thing, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 3: But really I'm just like lazier, sleepy or bored or
Speaker 3: like whatever. But I do the same thing with like flights.
Speaker 3: I'll be like, oh, this flight is gonna crash because
Speaker 3: I really don't want to leave. Bit you don't want
Speaker 3: to leave because you're with your fucking family or word to.
Speaker 1: Hermit, Yeah, we're like so hermited. Well, anyways, I just
Speaker 1: drive the rest of the way.
Speaker 3: And and it took us an hour.
Speaker 1: It took us. It took us an hour to get
Speaker 1: to Big sur and then we went up and down
Speaker 1: the fucking road in Big Surf for literally forty five minutes,
Speaker 1: like I'm not exaggerating, like so like by the time
Speaker 1: we got to our airbnb, we had been on the
Speaker 1: road for fourteen hours, it was, and it's a six
Speaker 1: hour drive, and it was fucking horrible because it was
Speaker 1: so foggy. It was gorgeous, like don't you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got like I got some of the best.
Speaker 1: Oh magical, like the fucking like fog rolling in over
Speaker 1: the highlight.
Speaker 3: It was like all cows because the airbnb we go
Speaker 3: to in Bigsur is this really secluded cabin and the
Speaker 3: address for it isn't a real address. It's literally off
Speaker 3: the pch and you have to follow these weird directions.
Speaker 3: But we were coming from the other side of the
Speaker 3: mountain and we couldn't figure it out. And also we
Speaker 3: were all running on like two hours of fucking sleep,
Speaker 3: drew barely any sleep, like we were all just so cash.
Speaker 3: It took us so long to find it, but God,
Speaker 3: when we did.
Speaker 1: God blessed us. No, y'all, like real, real happen, like
Speaker 1: we are so blessed, Like we're blessed to be like
Speaker 1: waking up another day to breathe and sing with God's creations.
Speaker 1: Like I'm talking to y'all, by the way, Like when
Speaker 1: you wake up in the morning, really start like focusing
Speaker 1: on how how blessed you are to be able to
Speaker 1: open your eyes, like because not a lot.
Speaker 3: Of people get this this morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in my eyes. And that's why they call it
Speaker 1: the present because it's a present.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't look me in my eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's no.
Speaker 3: Literally, I'm not kidding. I would do anything to go
Speaker 3: back there, like we were being in nature. I was like,
Speaker 3: this is this is where we're supposed to be. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like I I I am not a part of I'm
Speaker 3: not a part of your worldly wants and exactly I
Speaker 3: am literally like I am not worldly this all of this.
Speaker 3: I'm starting to feel like it's too worldly.
Speaker 1: Giving is giving? We need a creek, Like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: need a creek in my back. I don't need an
Speaker 1: iPhone or a mirror. I need a creek with big
Speaker 1: rocks to climb.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was so fucking fun, Like it's
Speaker 3: gonna make me kill myself. Because I don't have it
Speaker 3: in my backyard.
Speaker 1: Oh but coming soon, y'all, like coming very soon in
Speaker 1: his death, because we will never obtain that type of wealth.
Speaker 3: I know. That's all I was again, it was like,
Speaker 3: damn to have something like this in your position. You
Speaker 3: either have to have like it has to be passed
Speaker 3: to you in a generation, or you just have to
Speaker 3: be extremely wealthy, or you buy.
Speaker 1: It when it was two thousand dollars. You know what's
Speaker 1: crazy is like there are no places left in America
Speaker 1: that you can pull up and be like okay, like
Speaker 1: the land's really cheap. No one's out here, it's not developed,
Speaker 1: like I just want to live out here in the
Speaker 1: middle of nowhere and like whatever. And then slowly over
Speaker 1: time it develops and gets more like populated, and then
Speaker 1: by the end of like the decade, it's worth like
Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars, and then by the twenty years later,
Speaker 1: it's worth two million dollars. Like it's so annoying.
Speaker 3: Wait, that's not true though, because Josie bought the Blue
Speaker 3: Tiger Club when it was oh.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, them Mingo Club, the Pink Flamingo Clubs.
Speaker 3: Pink Flamingo Club, become a thing. May that up?
Speaker 1: Pink and Green spider Club, green needle.
Speaker 3: Green needle. I think I'm gonna buy a school bus.
Speaker 3: That's kind of.
Speaker 1: Like, actually, I'm not. I'm not fucking playing, like, quit
Speaker 1: throwing things because it's actually getting scary. It's like really, actually.
Speaker 3: Wait, what we were talking about the other day that
Speaker 3: we were saying we're gonna start hitting each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, we're saying we would hit the fuck
Speaker 1: out of each other if we dated.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if we dated, we would hit each other.
Speaker 3: But I was saying the other day, like I think
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start hitting Drew. Yeah, casually, like wake him
Speaker 3: up with a slat. But the problem is you wake
Speaker 3: up at like six am, so I'd never be Oh,
Speaker 3: I could wake you up from your naps with a hit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I really haven't been napping recently, have you noticed? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'm been trying that. I've been noticing that, right,
Speaker 1: I've been noticing that. But yeah, that's the big sur
Speaker 1: trip is gorgeous.
Speaker 3: It was so awesome. And coming back to this apartment. No,
Speaker 3: everything is too worldly. Everything is too worldly. Until I'm
Speaker 3: high as fuck on my iPhone in the middle of
Speaker 3: the night and then it's just as worldly.
Speaker 1: As you know. What I'm realizing is like the spiders
Speaker 1: and bugs and big sir, like it's a they're a
Speaker 1: different vibeir.
Speaker 3: Could they bit me the fuck up? They literally attacked me.
Speaker 3: They're like real spiders out.
Speaker 1: There, I'm saying, Like the spiders in our house are
Speaker 1: like fucking freeloaders, their bunk as fuck, like I hate
Speaker 1: all of them, like, get the fuck out of my bed,
Speaker 1: Not to mention the fucking termites and shit, like, No,
Speaker 1: it's the bugs here, like they they take take, take, take, take,
Speaker 1: and they never give. They except for that one, that
Speaker 1: one that one eats all of our fucking fruit flies,
Speaker 1: like that one's iconic. But the bugs and big sirt
Speaker 1: like we're intruding on their land. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: if I went out there and squashed a spider, that
Speaker 1: would be like me going into the ocean and beheading
Speaker 1: a shark.
Speaker 3: Because I hate as I am somebody who I will
Speaker 3: literally kill any bug. I don't give a fuck about that.
Speaker 3: Your only crime was being small, No, your crime was
Speaker 3: being mad, fucking annoying, And you're gonna bite me because
Speaker 3: you're a bitch. I don't give a fuck about bugs
Speaker 3: like that. But when we were in the creek, anytime
Speaker 3: there was with the spider on it, usually I would
Speaker 3: have just fucking grabbed the water we and like got
Speaker 3: it off the wall and hung out in there. But
Speaker 3: I genuinely did respect their say. I was like, honestly,
Speaker 3: I'm in your house right now. It's like when you
Speaker 3: go to a friend's house and a lot of y'all
Speaker 3: don't do this because you weren't raised with fucking manners.
Speaker 3: But it's like when you go to a friend's house
Speaker 3: and you like use their cups and stuff, and you're
Speaker 3: supposed to wash them or at least put them in
Speaker 3: the sink before you leave.
Speaker 1: A lot of people, a lot of people don't do that.
Speaker 1: A lot of people don't wash their cup out and
Speaker 1: put it back in the cupboard when they're done, or
Speaker 1: in the washing machine, or just simply put it in
Speaker 1: the sink. A lot of people and that is just
Speaker 1: proof that you're a bad person. Yeah, you're evil, So
Speaker 1: start doing that.
Speaker 3: And if you're sitting here thinking like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I just got home from my friend's house and I
Speaker 3: didn't put the cups away, that makes me so anxious.
Speaker 3: I wonder if my friend feels weird about it but
Speaker 3: just never says anything. Your friend does think that, and
Speaker 3: your friend thinks you're evil. Yeah, you're not going to
Speaker 3: you back over.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, oh we should.
Speaker 3: Just literally for the rest of the episodes just leave
Speaker 3: in things like that, like anxiety and.
Speaker 1: Doing I was literally about to go in like literally. Also,
Speaker 1: like I know you're probably laying in bed at night,
Speaker 1: like thinking about like something embarrassing you did in your past,
Speaker 1: or something like like that you cringe at, or like
Speaker 1: a behavior you had that like, yeah, you feel weird
Speaker 1: about and like you're like, do those people think about that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're feeling regretful and shameful.
Speaker 1: And it's for a reasons. Ever, everybody remembers. Everybody remembers
Speaker 1: every embarrassing moment that you've had around them, and they
Speaker 1: hold it against me, they hold it against you. It's
Speaker 1: it's like subconsciously deep in their head that like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're the piss girl, Like you pissed your Yeah, pissed
Speaker 1: your pants, like in front of everybody in fourth grade.
Speaker 3: Gives a fuck if it was because you sneezed and
Speaker 3: you are on your period, so you like kind of
Speaker 3: leaps like, no, that's still fucking disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're weird.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows it, And honestly, for a long time, nobody
Speaker 3: was even gonna tell you had a stain on your
Speaker 3: butt from your period. But you got it on the
Speaker 3: fucking bed like a nasty bit.
Speaker 1: And by the time, like you got home from school
Speaker 1: after riding the bus, it had already browned it, the
Speaker 1: blood had already oxidized a little bit.
Speaker 3: I have I told you about in high school there
Speaker 3: was this girl who was hell a homophobic for no
Speaker 3: fucking reason, and.
Speaker 1: She was whatever she wanted to be, a nurse, whatever
Speaker 1: you're about to say, she deserved all of it.
Speaker 3: Well, she started her period in class and we had
Speaker 3: just gone to another fucking argument about whether gay people
Speaker 3: should be able to adopt, And I was like, but
Speaker 3: you are so fucking dumb, like, are you gonna adopt
Speaker 3: those kids? Literally? What are you fighting for? Dumbest argument
Speaker 3: I've ever heard. But we like got into this huge
Speaker 3: back and forth and then our teacher made us stop
Speaker 3: because we were getting like aggressive with each other. Bitch.
Speaker 3: She got up and she went to go walk out
Speaker 3: of the class, and she had a huge period staying
Speaker 3: on her button. And I was right behind her because
Speaker 3: we sat next to each other, and my friend tapped
Speaker 3: me on the shoulder and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: stop her. And I was like, no, let her walk
Speaker 3: through the hallway. And I let her ass walk through
Speaker 3: the fucking hallway, because how the fuck are you? How
Speaker 3: the fuck do you want to be a nurse? But
Speaker 3: you're gonna literally be homophobic? Like yeah, but yeah, she
Speaker 3: walked around with a period, but and she got really embarrassed.
Speaker 1: So damn well. Speaking of embarrassing things that people did,
Speaker 1: we have JD Van's fucking a couch nasty freak, fucking
Speaker 1: bitch Diyana fire challenge challenge hypothetically, but Caylen Bennett gun
Speaker 1: girl shitting herself at a college frat party.
Speaker 3: Wait, so is that real or was that a rumor?
Speaker 1: It's real? Okay, it's real. Yeah, it's it's a very
Speaker 1: real thing that happened.
Speaker 3: Well, wait, I start a rumor like that about someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Josiah, No, it has to be somebody who liked
Speaker 1: I had a wet dream while recording the podcast. No,
Speaker 1: what I don't like that one.
Speaker 3: We can't tell that one to people when we tell
Speaker 3: that one to people, they'd like, low key believe it
Speaker 3: from the clips they've probably seen it.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the point of the room. Yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: the point. Okay. So back to Kaylyn Bennett gun Girl.
Speaker 1: So I know for a fact I've talked about this
Speaker 1: on the Patreon. I don't think I've talked about it publicly.
Speaker 1: But for years and years, and I'm not exaggerating literally years,
Speaker 1: multiple years, not a single soul in my life knew
Speaker 1: about this. It was just me and my followers on
Speaker 1: this account. I had a top secret Caitlin Bennett Sleeper
Speaker 1: cell fan account that I would post on every single day,
Speaker 1: and I was in character, like it was straight up
Speaker 1: like methodick the.
Speaker 3: Day the day Drew exposed this to me, like he
Speaker 3: carried out this whole experiment, sought through and then showed
Speaker 3: me everything. I will never forget that day, like that
Speaker 3: was so fucking funny. Do you have screenshots of it? Uh?
Speaker 1: On my other phone?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I screen recorded everything before I deleted the account. But
Speaker 1: for years I became very, very very close with Caitlyn
Speaker 1: Bennett's followers. I was in group chats, I was chatting
Speaker 1: with them and dms. They were responding to my messages.
Speaker 1: They were responding to my tweets. I was liking their tweets,
Speaker 1: I was responding to their tweets. I got really really
Speaker 1: close to these fucking freakazoids. Well, basically, like the account,
Speaker 1: I was like cosplaying as was this middle aged woman
Speaker 1: that had children and a husband. Well, she found out
Speaker 1: that her husband was leaving him or was leaving her
Speaker 1: because he cheated on her with a woman and she
Speaker 1: was hotter than her. So this woman like while being
Speaker 1: a Kitlyn Bennett fan account responding to every single Caitlyn
Speaker 1: Bennett twet, I even got like interactions with Caitlyn, like
Speaker 1: I was like taking up for her and defending her.
Speaker 1: I was like, Caitlyn did not shit herself, Like y'all
Speaker 1: are like absolutely insane, Like y'all are y'all are making
Speaker 1: this up? Y'all are just in love with her? Like
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Well, this woman's husband left her and
Speaker 1: cheated on her and left her for another woman and
Speaker 1: left her with the children. Will that sent her into
Speaker 1: a very very deep like psychosis where she was like
Speaker 1: freaking the fuck out And then she was like, wait,
Speaker 1: I might be gay, Like I think I'm actually in
Speaker 1: love with Caitlyn. So she started like manically tweeting at
Speaker 1: Caitlin that she was like in love with her, and
Speaker 1: like it was getting really freaky and people started being
Speaker 1: like are you good, Like what's going on, girl?
Speaker 3: I'm like I have the clearest image right now in
Speaker 3: my head of like one of the tweets where you
Speaker 3: found a random picture of a cup of beer. And
Speaker 3: you also like made her an alcoholic for a while,
Speaker 3: Like it'd be like in the middle of the day
Speaker 3: and you'd be like, well, if it's five o'clock somewhere, Yeah,
Speaker 3: she was.
Speaker 1: She was a very She was an alcoholic with her children,
Speaker 1: and then she started actually losing her mind and like
Speaker 1: tweaking the fuck out and talking about like codes in
Speaker 1: the sky. Well, the government took her children from her
Speaker 1: and so it was just her. So then she started
Speaker 1: tweeting at Caitlin like, hey, I know you have high
Speaker 1: up connects like in the government and Congress. Can you
Speaker 1: get my kids back? And then when Caitlyn wasn't responding,
Speaker 1: she would start freaking the fuck out and being like, well,
Speaker 1: I fucking hate this bitch, Like I gave you my body,
Speaker 1: like I gave you everything I sent you nudes like unsolicited. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like all this shit, like she was just like
Speaker 1: freaking the fuck out. Well, then she got diagnosed with
Speaker 1: schizophrenia and started talking about the codes in the sky
Speaker 1: and that like everything will make sense if you look
Speaker 1: for the code.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The tweets would be like, guys, right outside, they
Speaker 3: have the codes in the sky right now her Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you would be like, fuck, it's so windy, guys,
Speaker 3: like cause I always imagine it in my head that
Speaker 3: you thought it was like she was seeing like a
Speaker 3: jet like when I yeah, exactly like these words in
Speaker 3: the sky.
Speaker 1: And I even like edited photos of what she was seeing,
Speaker 1: Like I would take pictures of the sky and like
Speaker 1: edit photos of it and like write like really like
Speaker 1: shitty numbers. Sorry, I'm scrolling through my photo library to
Speaker 1: see if I have them. Oh wait, I literally have,
Speaker 1: like I have my God. Yeah, okay, so liars Kate
Speaker 1: never shit herself. Okay, can we agree that at Kate
Speaker 1: is braver than most US Marines? Oh wait, this is
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't know if I have Kate. That's Bernice. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you think at Kate gun Girls supports homophobia? I
Speaker 1: really hope not. Dead rose emoji, and then someone responded
Speaker 1: back and said, no, I think she loves the gaze
Speaker 1: and I said, good to know, thanks for your support.
Speaker 1: And then I also made merch for Caitlyn Bennett. I mean, like.
Speaker 3: Drew would like just talk to these people about their
Speaker 3: days and then randomly, if they started talking about political stuff,
Speaker 3: Drew would just randomly like character it become like incredibly liberal.
Speaker 3: But then like the people would be.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, oh okay, no, I was dead ass a
Speaker 1: sleeper cell. Like I turned some of these like middle
Speaker 1: aged women out, Like I was like, no, like you
Speaker 1: have to view it from this perspective, and like they
Speaker 1: would be like, oh wait, like that's actually tea.
Speaker 3: Like I go back to tweeting and be like the codes,
Speaker 3: the codes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't for nothing. Also in twenty eighteen, I
Speaker 1: tweeted as a gay woman with three children and then
Speaker 1: I said make America great again hashtag two A. Anyone
Speaker 1: have any wine suggestions. I'm tired of drinking barefoot. Cheap
Speaker 1: and effective, but it doesn't taste good. Who started the
Speaker 1: rumor at Caitlyn Bennett is gay? Love that girl, but
Speaker 1: she has a boyfriend. Ladies, that was part of her
Speaker 1: arc where she was like trying to convince herself that
Speaker 1: Caitlyn was gay, that like she like had a chance
Speaker 1: with her.
Speaker 3: Babe, I love the wine tweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh. I also did like start like commenting on
Speaker 1: every single one of Caitlyn's pictures on Twitter saying like
Speaker 1: we love a gay queen, like she's so gay, like
Speaker 1: we support her, and people would like freaking fuck out.
Speaker 1: They would like they would take up for her and
Speaker 1: be like she is not gay, Like, don't say that
Speaker 1: about her. So I tweeted, I am being attacked and
Speaker 1: ridiculed for being LGBT and supporting hashtag Kitlyn Bennett. The
Speaker 1: entire LGBT supports and accepts Kitlyn Bennett and her apology.
Speaker 1: Queen of the Gays, Queen of the Gays, trying to
Speaker 1: get my job back. Only have two thousand dollars saved up,
Speaker 1: have bills to pay in children, to feed people. I
Speaker 1: think I was trying to like siphon money at that
Speaker 1: point from like my supporters, was trying to get them
Speaker 1: to like donate to me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 1: Long time, no speak. My kids were taken from me
Speaker 1: because I wasn't prioritizing them. I have two. I have
Speaker 1: to work two jobs and keep a roof over their
Speaker 1: heads and food on the table. My job were My
Speaker 1: jobs were for my children. This country is dark, sick
Speaker 1: and twisted and headed in a dark direction.
Speaker 3: Oh, that one's really real.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wait, do you have the a expernice ones?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Should we tell that story?
Speaker 1: I feel like have we We've told We've told the expertience.
Speaker 1: I've probably told this too, like a million times. Oh.
Speaker 1: I had a prepper arc where I was like, we're
Speaker 1: like a doomsday proper.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was asking for advice.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna be on the next season of
Speaker 3: Love Island. It's kind of my vibe.
Speaker 1: That's like a horrible vibe that doesn't matter your energy,
Speaker 1: that doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Your I would get along so well. I'd be a favorite.
Speaker 1: Honestly, you would be a fan favorite because you're just
Speaker 1: too real.
Speaker 3: No. I would actually freak out and I'd be like
Speaker 3: locked up in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: All day, Like they would lock you up, bro.
Speaker 3: Like, bitch, let me put some fucking clothes on. I'd
Speaker 3: start walking around with the duvet wrapped around my shoulders.
Speaker 3: I would just like I'm I would be like I'm
Speaker 3: literally an that's what's fucked up. How many of those
Speaker 3: bitches are a niemick and they like aren't allowed to
Speaker 3: wear clothes. I feel like I would be fucking freezing
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 1: That is tea. I never thought about that. Also, the
Speaker 1: one we were watching like with fully just nude people.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we haven't talked about that, have we not?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. There's naked attraction. Is that what
Speaker 3: it's called. I'm not sure it's some shit like that. No,
Speaker 3: naked attraction is the HBO the one we watch on HBO.
Speaker 3: That's that One's like that one makes me sick because
Speaker 3: I hate like the guys, like I literally hate it.
Speaker 3: It makes me like sick. But no, we found this
Speaker 3: dating show that's like Love Island, except everyone is like
Speaker 3: fully completely.
Speaker 1: Fucking as naked, like not like oh they're like wearing
Speaker 1: a loincloth or like nipple pasties, like fully naked, no
Speaker 1: socks notion.
Speaker 3: Even in the confessionals and the guys all always sit
Speaker 3: with their like legs spread to the camera and it is.
Speaker 1: Like this like imagine this view, but like naked with
Speaker 1: it all just hanging out.
Speaker 3: The camera is like kind of out a lower angle.
Speaker 3: It is so fucking disgusting. But the show was so
Speaker 3: insane to watch. You would be shocked though, because it
Speaker 3: turns out they are so fucking boring, like them being naked,
Speaker 3: the shock.
Speaker 1: It wears over. Yeah, the shock value of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it like just disintegrates.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I guess maybe that's why, like Naked Attraction is such
Speaker 3: a fast paced show, or that's why it's like so
Speaker 3: good that Like it's.
Speaker 1: Also because it's new people every time. Yeah, you're seeing
Speaker 1: new body parts, Like it gets boring, like looking at
Speaker 1: I mean, every dude on that show is the scariest
Speaker 1: motherfucker I've ever seen, except for one.
Speaker 3: The men on the show. Also, like it's always the bodies.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh my god, and then they show the
Speaker 3: face and I'm like, how is she supposed to say
Speaker 3: who's going home? Because I would have been like, it's
Speaker 3: like the balloon pop where you hear, like that's what
Speaker 3: would happen in that room.
Speaker 1: If I walked into a twenty V one, they would
Speaker 1: all keep their balloon unpopped.
Speaker 3: No, they would eat the balloon. I eat it. Well,
Speaker 3: if I was in a twenty V one, I think
Speaker 3: I would win and I'd probably just go on a
Speaker 3: date with like everybody, The more the merrier. I'm not kidding, though,
Speaker 3: I really want to drive a school bus soon, like
Speaker 3: I wish I was kidding.
Speaker 1: I was watching bit you bet bet I thought I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna steal a bus. We stole a bus.
Speaker 3: You the first part of that sentence was that you.
Speaker 1: Thought I wasn't gonna steal a bus. We stole a bus.
Speaker 3: Did those girls get in trouble for that?
Speaker 1: I know they started posting like vlogs on YouTube that
Speaker 1: have like one hundred likes or one hundred views on
Speaker 1: them that like, I was obsessed with them, But I
Speaker 1: don't think they ever really got in trouble. I think
Speaker 1: they got like a slap on the wrist.
Speaker 3: Okay, but I was watching people. Do I keep getting
Speaker 3: emails about fucking Hurricane Milton, Like I think Florida thinks
Speaker 3: I'm still a resonant there because I it's update number seven.
Speaker 3: Damn you emailed me seven times today. Oh leave me alone,
Speaker 3: I have to.
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool though, to get that they have
Speaker 1: like they're not just like that they have an update system.
Speaker 1: The future is awesome.
Speaker 3: Actually, it's not like in the scary videos we watch
Speaker 3: about tornadoes before phones, and it's like nobody could have
Speaker 3: told them the tornado was coming, so they all just died.
Speaker 3: They perish.
Speaker 1: I know, Oh yeah, cool.
Speaker 3: But I was watching videos of people tore the new
Speaker 3: school buses and I really want to drive one, and
Speaker 3: they don't seem that hard to drive. Like I genuinely
Speaker 3: think I would be a really good bus driver because
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a good driver. Why are you
Speaker 3: shocking your head now?
Speaker 1: I mean you're I'm a girl, You're a girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I forgot, yeah that I can't be a bus driver
Speaker 1: or just a driver driver in general.
Speaker 3: Driver ouhbo driver, oohoo.
Speaker 1: Driver.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so if anybody can get me in contact
Speaker 3: with somebody who could let me get in a bus
Speaker 3: and drive it around, I would be so happy because,
Speaker 3: like imagine me driving the school bus and all of
Speaker 3: you guys in the back. Maybe we just need a
Speaker 3: van though.
Speaker 1: A big bus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then we I because I wanted to be full,
Speaker 3: like I wanted to be Like I imagine a very jovial scene,
Speaker 3: like the music's playing, like everybody's talking is on the radio,
Speaker 3: everybody's like in the backseat singing, but on a really
Speaker 3: big bus with only like five of us in it,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be kind of sad.
Speaker 1: Wow, we we are we really we took the year
Speaker 1: of rest and relaxation a little too serious. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: have no more friends.
Speaker 3: That's not true. Speak for your fucking self.
Speaker 1: I have so many friends.
Speaker 3: Actually, don't get me st on how many friends.
Speaker 1: I have, because I'm like having a lot of friends.
Speaker 1: Expert you know a lot about having their friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, speak for yourself, hope, because I got too many.
Speaker 1: I don't have any more friends, like legitimately, like I've
Speaker 1: just like completely given up on like maintaining relationships with
Speaker 1: anybody in my life, Like if you don't live with me,
Speaker 1: like I don't see you, Like I literally don't.
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, I have started to tap into that.
Speaker 3: I think we talked about it on an episode, but
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get out of it. It's like I
Speaker 3: literally I leave the house and there's a calling, like.
Speaker 1: Spend money, spend money.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, there's a calling back home, and
Speaker 3: then I feel bad because I'm like I'm gonna waste
Speaker 3: the day I get like no sunlight exposure. And then
Speaker 3: but the first twenty minutes of leaving the house, Like
Speaker 3: yesterday when I went and picked up my medication and
Speaker 3: it was like ten thirty am, and I'm like already
Speaker 3: already and out the door, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 3: life is beautiful, like there's not many people on the road.
Speaker 3: It's like a gorgeous temperature. And then I got back
Speaker 3: inside and I looked out my window because I was
Speaker 3: like it was nice out there, and I just stood
Speaker 3: there and I was like, I'm not going back out there,
Speaker 3: like for the rest of the week. I don't actually
Speaker 3: want to do that. And it makes me sad though,
Speaker 3: because like the joy I felt when I left the
Speaker 3: house early was compelling, but not compelling enough to not
Speaker 3: sit on the couch on my eye.
Speaker 1: My thing is is like, actually, what is there to do?
Speaker 1: Like literally I don't know what there is to do anymore?
Speaker 1: Like that's this That's the scary fucking thing, is like
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything to do, like oh, like
Speaker 1: like yeah, let's go spend money, Like let's go get
Speaker 1: a coffee, like and spend twenty dollars on a fucking
Speaker 1: coffee that I don't even drink, Like what is there
Speaker 1: to do? Like I literally can't tell you one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess also, like we don't have really good
Speaker 3: parks because I was thinking about that the other day,
Speaker 3: Like recently, I've been really craving going to the park,
Speaker 3: but we ended up going to Big Sir insaid, which
Speaker 3: if Big Service closed, bitch I would be there all
Speaker 3: the time. But we don't have like nice parks in La. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's like there's like three que parks that I've been to,
Speaker 3: and I do like, bitch, I don't want to go
Speaker 3: sit by the fucking dam and Silver Lake the reservoir
Speaker 3: like that shit is.
Speaker 1: Like walking around the wet reservoir is like so fried
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: It is crazy. Also, like even the body of water
Speaker 3: is like supposed to be eluding, that's your in nature,
Speaker 3: but it's literally in a cage. Like how the fuck
Speaker 3: you cage the lake? Like the lake is caged and
Speaker 3: then Echo Park is fucking cage.
Speaker 1: Have you been seeing October? No, so like a bunch
Speaker 1: of straight dudes, Like it's like the whole like Winter arc,
Speaker 1: like I'm shaving my head, I'm bulking up, like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take care of myself this winter, Like don't fucking
Speaker 1: play with me, Like winter ark Er, Well, a bunch
Speaker 1: of dudes have been saying like, oh, it's like October,
Speaker 1: like you got to lock in for October, Like it's October, bitch,
Speaker 1: October really what October is? And it's been coined for
Speaker 1: like literally the last decade is chastity, men's chastity, where
Speaker 1: like locking your penis wait seriously, yes, and so like
Speaker 1: all these straight dudes are like hashtag October and they
Speaker 1: have no idea what they're referencing. And then the craziest
Speaker 1: part is is a lot of these like machismo dudes
Speaker 1: are gonna like see October and then.
Speaker 3: See you so funny because of me saying machismo to you.
Speaker 3: You say it like it's like like you say it
Speaker 3: instead of masculine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that is saying like mask it
Speaker 1: rolls off my tongue. It rolls off the tongue way
Speaker 1: better than fucking masculine. But all these dudes are gonna
Speaker 1: be like, oh, like, let's like see who's locking in
Speaker 1: for Loctober or click on it, and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: like a bunch of fucking locked penises down their feed.
Speaker 1: And then they're gonna be like, wait, why is this
Speaker 1: doing something for my brain right now? Why should I
Speaker 1: lock my penis up? So it's gonna be a sexual awakening, basically,
Speaker 1: is what a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of people will be sexually awoken.
Speaker 1: A lot of people.
Speaker 3: Wait is chastity belt? Like? Can you get that on
Speaker 3: fucking Amazon?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: I have no idea, I will like, why do I
Speaker 3: want a girl chastity belt? Loki?
Speaker 1: I don't even know what a girl chastity belt looks like.
Speaker 1: I just know like the one underwear I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: I know, the one from scary movie where it looks
Speaker 1: like a jigsaw trap, like it's made of my way.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, Like that's what my brain was referencing.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, wait, that's like a comedy movie.
Speaker 3: That might not be what those look like, but I
Speaker 3: think they are basically that.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, so it's just like a jockstrap for girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah I hate that? Like what, No, I want a
Speaker 3: chastity bell, but I wanted to be the cunty, big
Speaker 3: fucking underwear, like I like want a picture in this
Speaker 3: okay this shit, Like I actually don't want to know
Speaker 3: the employ.
Speaker 1: That's kind of cute, like the leather one or is
Speaker 1: that rested metal?
Speaker 3: I mean it's really cut, but it's a virginity chastity
Speaker 3: about Oh, Like that's I'm saying. I don't want to
Speaker 3: know the implications of all this because it's actually gonna
Speaker 3: start making me pissed off. But I will be buying one,
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna fucking wear one around, like I literally
Speaker 3: am never gonna have secks again. I'm bored. Should I
Speaker 3: keep talking about the school bosses?
Speaker 1: Or I was gonna talk about microplastics in our blood?
Speaker 1: So okay, so we all know, like microplastics are like
Speaker 1: in our blood, like all that shit, Like we all
Speaker 1: know it. Like it's in our ovaries, it's in our balls,
Speaker 1: like it's in our penises, it's in our brain. It's
Speaker 1: crossing the blood brain barrier like da da da da
Speaker 1: da da da da da.
Speaker 3: But but wait, we could literally live with that. There
Speaker 3: were people who were eating out a buck can let plate.
Speaker 1: We're literally we're fucking fine. But if you lose blood, right,
Speaker 1: if you cut yourself on like your countertop with a
Speaker 1: loose tile or something, and you like cut and you
Speaker 1: lose blood, some of that blood might have microplastics in it. Right,
Speaker 1: and then your body will produce blood without microplastics in it.
Speaker 1: So the tea is is what we should all do
Speaker 1: is either cut ourselves or get a bunch of leeches
Speaker 1: and suck all the microplastic blood out of our body
Speaker 1: and then just recreate new blood without microplastics. And the
Speaker 1: craziest thing is like they were they might have been
Speaker 1: onto something.
Speaker 3: Someone saying this yeah, like online, like seriously, like no,
Speaker 3: they were. It was just like a theory.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it was like remember when people were like
Speaker 1: telling kids to like put like certain chemicals in the
Speaker 1: microwave and started and it's making mustard gas.
Speaker 3: It's like the scent of yeah, cut yourself for new blood.
Speaker 3: Hashtag cut for new blood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the medieval be went onto something.
Speaker 3: Me when somebody took my copy of new Blood away
Speaker 3: and I'm like hashtag.
Speaker 1: Imagine being justin Bieber when people were literally cutting themselves
Speaker 1: for that is cutting for Bieber is crazy.
Speaker 3: Also, And like cut for Zane because he smoked weed.
Speaker 1: What the well that is hella toxic? Yeah yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's like a noe blow. Like that's a note, like
Speaker 1: you don't do that.
Speaker 3: I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was actually but it was really thing.
Speaker 3: It was like, what because Justin Bieber spit in a
Speaker 3: fucking bucket?
Speaker 1: No, I think it was probably because Justin smoked a cigarette,
Speaker 1: Like it was some bullshit like that too. It might
Speaker 1: have been weed.
Speaker 3: You know. What's crazy is like, Okay, I understand the
Speaker 3: ideas and implications of making smoking in general popular, like
Speaker 3: when I hit my puff bar and I'm always holding
Speaker 3: onto it trust and believe. I think about the connotations
Speaker 3: of like people thinking that's okay, but I actively try
Speaker 3: to say.
Speaker 1: And we've said no to brands that try to.
Speaker 3: Get us to like some of those kind of things.
Speaker 3: I understand that, But the way some of y'all still react,
Speaker 3: Like remember the way people were acting when Jenna Ortega
Speaker 3: got seen smoking a cigarette. Did you see any of that?
Speaker 3: Like people weren't losing their fucking minds of here, Like
Speaker 3: I always knew she, Like I used to think she
Speaker 3: was cute. She looks like fucking shit now like damn bitch,
Speaker 3: Like can't a girl live a little? Like back up? Oh,
Speaker 3: like you're literally tweaky. People were like I can tell
Speaker 3: she's probably been doing this for like a few months.
Speaker 3: She looks old as fuck. Yeah, yeah, it's like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, back up, but I get it, but also like,
Speaker 3: no back up because.
Speaker 1: She's a grown as.
Speaker 3: It's basically like people are still doing that shit, like
Speaker 3: reacting like that, which is crazy because I idealized that,
Speaker 3: like response to it is such an old thing. But
Speaker 3: celebrities get flack for stuff like that all the time.
Speaker 3: It's like someone cursed or like stuck the middle finger
Speaker 3: to the paparazzi and then their friends are.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, like they're not pure.
Speaker 3: They're not pure anymore. H and like the shit Ariana
Speaker 3: Grande got for looking that damn donut. I hate America.
Speaker 1: She like, I think we're all old enough that she tore,
Speaker 1: she spilled. Every moment of that was real.
Speaker 3: I feel like we always thought it was funny. Like
Speaker 3: I remember seeing that on the literal news, like Channel
Speaker 3: seven News, walking into the living room being like Ariana
Speaker 3: Grande licks donut and says she hates America, and it's like, wow,
Speaker 3: that's really fucked up actually, like people just having dissertations
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: How long is the Great Wall of China?
Speaker 3: Okay no, no, I said it was.
Speaker 1: And you thought the Great Wall of China was eight
Speaker 1: miles long. Actually it was seven she said seven seven
Speaker 1: miles long, which like is a gross under like literally
Speaker 1: just like very fair.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever even seen somebody I know
Speaker 3: go to the Great Wall of China, Like I've never
Speaker 3: seen a photo of been, Like, oh my god, is
Speaker 3: that someone's up with a great Like it's not something
Speaker 3: I see, Like there's not even a picture of like
Speaker 3: Michael Jackson at the Great Wall of China, Like the
Speaker 3: Great Wall of China is not that girl. In terms
Speaker 3: of tourism, like I feel like I've seen Stonehedge in Tiktoks.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about Stone Hinge, Like I
Speaker 1: don't give up.
Speaker 3: What are the seven Wonders of the World?
Speaker 1: I literally don't know.
Speaker 3: Can we look that up?
Speaker 1: Also, just for your information, the Great Wall of China
Speaker 1: is thirteen and seventy one miles long, which is mind
Speaker 1: bogging mogglingly big, Like that is unbelievable. Club America, yeah
Speaker 1: you were actually really yeah, America is what was it
Speaker 1: like twenty four hundred miles wide or something like that
Speaker 1: at the widest point. So just like think about that
Speaker 1: and then think about how fucking big this wall is.
Speaker 1: Like actually, why why? Like I know why historically, like
Speaker 1: I know why, but like really, like they were not
Speaker 1: playing world wonders.
Speaker 3: How much did that take to build?
Speaker 1: I have no idea that.
Speaker 3: Years because oh my god, you know what was freaking
Speaker 3: me out the other day. I've talked about this before.
Speaker 1: Sometimes these literally more than half of them aren't even
Speaker 1: a fucking thing anymore.
Speaker 3: Girl.
Speaker 1: We need new world wonders like Enya's vagina because it's
Speaker 1: so fucking big.
Speaker 3: No, you know what's a new world wonders like Giant Penis,
Speaker 3: the dome in Las Vegas, Like that's what we have
Speaker 3: to show now, like for technological.
Speaker 1: Advances, the entire state building. Yeah, the world wonders now
Speaker 1: are like the Apple like just like tech companies because
Speaker 1: they're like evaluations are like in the trillion Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: The Great Pyramids of Giza, Yeah that makes sense. Those
Speaker 1: are epic, Like I want to go there, like the
Speaker 1: engineering that was involved, like that is so exciting. The
Speaker 1: Hanging Gardens of Babylon, The fuck is that? Like some bullshit?
Speaker 3: Like literally, what is it called the hanging edges?
Speaker 1: The hanging Gardens of Babylon. They don't even know if
Speaker 1: they actually existed. That's the great way.
Speaker 3: What like, there's no picks.
Speaker 1: There's no picks, like what yeah, like it they don't
Speaker 1: even know if it was a real thing. It was
Speaker 1: just like it was like potentially a thing because they
Speaker 1: read about it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Then at that point I get to say, Okay,
Speaker 3: is this not real?
Speaker 1: No, that's ai bad. No, that might be a real picture,
Speaker 1: but not of the Babylonian gardens.
Speaker 3: But if they get to say this is a wonder
Speaker 3: offul the world, then I think Minnie's house at oh,
Speaker 3: to me, like.
Speaker 1: It was a very that like really shifted your brain.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I only talk about that now.
Speaker 3: It did something to me, like it really it set
Speaker 3: something in me free, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: Also, like the craziest part is her entire house is
Speaker 1: a fucking kitchen like that.
Speaker 3: Don't get me started. Don't get me started, because I
Speaker 3: think I already said this in the last episode. Actually,
Speaker 3: oh really, or maybe I didn't.
Speaker 1: I think we did.
Speaker 3: Basically, why is Mickey Mouse's house so fucking big? It's
Speaker 3: two stories long and he has a huge waiting buy
Speaker 3: and you get to watch cartoons And I have said
Speaker 3: this already, but it still pisses me off there. Oh
Speaker 3: I want to go back so bad.
Speaker 1: The Statue of Zeus at Olympia, a forty foot statue
Speaker 1: of Zeus made of gold and ivory that was destroyed
Speaker 1: when the temple was burned in fourteen twenty six. CE
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, so it's not a thing.
Speaker 1: It's not a thing.
Speaker 3: Wait, no, I've been there in Fortnite.
Speaker 1: Oh true, that's true. True, No, that's not a thing anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. That is not a one.
Speaker 1: That is not that that does not inspire.
Speaker 3: Oney, I thought I thought all of them were things
Speaker 3: that you could fucking go to.
Speaker 1: Temple of Artemies at asephsis Ephesis Temple Artemies. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was a thing, and there's ruins of it still, which
Speaker 1: is pretty iconic. So I'll let that one slide.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is and it's also I've literally also been
Speaker 3: here in fortnite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, period, like exactly. Also, like the tea with that
Speaker 1: one is the same as like the pyramid of like
Speaker 1: the end engineering involved, like the engineering the Stem girls
Speaker 1: and stem Baby like of it all, like the Mausoleum
Speaker 1: at Halaccuss. I don't give a fuck a Parisian wonder. Okay,
Speaker 1: the Mausoleum at Tyrese Haliburton's.
Speaker 3: Ass the mausoleum.
Speaker 1: Or Tyrese Haliburton is a basketball player, and it is
Speaker 1: Halla Carnassius. Then the Colossal of Rhoads, a huge bronze
Speaker 1: statue built to commemorate the rising of the Siege of Road.
Speaker 3: Wait. I don't think this one exists anymore either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, none of them exist. And then this Colossal of
Speaker 1: Rhodes was like this, like giant statue at like a
Speaker 1: port in a city that like was ginormous. But again
Speaker 1: it doesn't fucking exist. And then the last one.
Speaker 3: It does exist, and it's bunk as fun. Yeah no,
Speaker 3: I would see that in like the Central Park.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, literally it looks like I fucking built out
Speaker 1: in my backyard, Like I literally don't care. And then
Speaker 1: the last one is the Lighthouse of Alexandria. Again probably
Speaker 1: doesn't fucking exist. There probably aren't even ruins of it. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm not buying the Library of Alexandra Alexandria.
Speaker 3: Okay, this isn't real. Wait, oh this is like a
Speaker 3: model version because I was like, oh, how the fuck
Speaker 3: was anybody hanging out?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, yeah, so I really actually don't give a
Speaker 1: fuck like about any of that shit, Like the.
Speaker 3: Only one I'll wait, so Stonehedge is not.
Speaker 1: Stone Hinge and fucking the Grey Waller China are not
Speaker 1: considered world wonders basically yeah, no, at least on that list,
Speaker 1: Like the only one is the Pyramids of Giza. Also,
Speaker 1: we need to have start having this conversation. The best
Speaker 1: pro Shop Peermi and Tennessee is a world wonder?
Speaker 3: Is it actually huge?
Speaker 1: It's massive?
Speaker 3: It's ginormous because I've only seen the like franchise ones
Speaker 3: where they're like tiny.
Speaker 1: No, the pyramid is ginormous. Why like, okay, the dude
Speaker 1: that built it was just like I want one.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, So someone built it because at first I
Speaker 3: was like I was thinking of like modern times and
Speaker 3: why those big I think ever show up and I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's like what was there before? Like a ross?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I think actually it was a
Speaker 1: like basketball arena and then they converted it into let
Speaker 1: me look that up because I couldn't.
Speaker 3: The America's architecture is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: It's so cooked. It is so cooked, like.
Speaker 3: It's so ugly, but something about it is so gorgeous
Speaker 3: like certain parts of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just sporting and entertainment, including basketball tournaments.
Speaker 1: And then they bought it and turned it into a
Speaker 1: big as bass pro shup. God bless America, God bless
Speaker 1: our fucking troops. Start your engines. It made the best
Speaker 1: woman win.
Speaker 3: I literally like, I'm gonna freak out, bro, I cannot
Speaker 3: believe it. Like sometimes when I'm driving around recently, I
Speaker 3: forgot where I was driving, but I saw a taco bell.
Speaker 1: Wait, why were you driving?
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry. There was a man driving for okay, good, Yeah,
Speaker 3: girls can't drive. We know this. So I was in
Speaker 3: the passenger seat, but I was driving passenger princess.
Speaker 1: You know where the I'm where passenger princess.
Speaker 3: Yeah the fuck you are?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like and you like grab my thigh
Speaker 1: and like pat my head and ship. I was having
Speaker 1: like a really bad day yesterday and Enya was so
Speaker 1: affectionate and loving and caring and supporting that it literally
Speaker 1: took me out of it.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was really sweet, and I.
Speaker 3: Feel like I've recently become extremely like physically affectionate with me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah to you.
Speaker 1: And it's really hard to not get a boner. You're
Speaker 1: it's so hard.
Speaker 3: It's so hard sometimes when I give you physical effection,
Speaker 3: I'm like, does he think I'm actually fucking crazy for this?
Speaker 1: Like like literally never once have I ever thought of
Speaker 1: it anything other than you touching me as a friend.
Speaker 3: Well, I was doing it because I really want to
Speaker 3: hook up again.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like when you start touching my penis,
Speaker 1: but oh, like it's really jarring when you start touching
Speaker 1: my good.
Speaker 3: Yeah stop literally stop. We've talked about this before, but
Speaker 3: like I never need to know that you have a
Speaker 3: naked body under those clothes, like all the way naked.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, it's like I'm so scared.
Speaker 1: And I hate my body so you I mean.
Speaker 3: Me, And no, it's not about no, no, it's not
Speaker 3: about hitting your body because I'm something basically naked, but
Speaker 3: I just can't see your parts, Like that's too.
Speaker 1: Much, gal, Because I was growing, I already.
Speaker 3: Think it's so disgusting looking. So then if I saw
Speaker 3: on you, it was like fact that I have for you.
Speaker 1: We had a girl that went to my school and
Speaker 1: her name was literally Jenna Tolls. Jenna Tolls. Her parents
Speaker 1: were fucking wicked for that shit.
Speaker 3: Okay, you said you wanted to name your.
Speaker 1: Daughters Mantis, Orchid, and Karma. That's such good names.
Speaker 3: I can let Orchid go. Orchid is cute, Mantis.
Speaker 1: Orchid and mantis are cute names because like.
Speaker 3: Mantis something and what Karma Karma.
Speaker 1: Because okay, imagine in high school, like someone does something
Speaker 1: mean to my daughter Karma, and then like someone takes
Speaker 1: up for her and beats the fuck out of the
Speaker 1: girl that bullied my daughter Karma, and then everyone's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Karma is a bitch. Or Karma literally beats the fuck
Speaker 1: out of someone, like, yeah, Karma is a bitch, Like
Speaker 1: or Karma is like a little mean, Everyone's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: She would just like she would get bullied like really hard.
Speaker 1: And then she retaliates and everybody's like, Karma's a bitch.
Speaker 1: She would eat down And then Orchid and Mantis as
Speaker 1: girl girl twins would be really cute because orchids mimic mantises,
Speaker 1: praying mantises and so like it would be like them.
Speaker 3: What would orchids like nickname be though, because I'm not sick,
Speaker 3: ork I thought I was thinking, like Orkie, come here, Orchy.
Speaker 1: My little Orki girl.
Speaker 3: It just sounds like I'm saying porky, which would sound
Speaker 3: really mean to say to a little no.
Speaker 1: Or it would be oh, like an oh you, oh
Speaker 1: come here.
Speaker 3: No, the more I think about it, orchid is awful,
Speaker 3: orchid orchids it's for you.
Speaker 1: No, but when you know the meaning, it's iconic. And
Speaker 1: also they wouldn't be going to real school. My kids
Speaker 1: are gonna be like in the thrown into the forest.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be like John or Ted Kazinski children. Wait
Speaker 1: John Kazinski, hold on, is who are all these people?
Speaker 1: Ted Kazinski's like the guy, like the one guy, what
Speaker 1: one guy, the guy that like did all the bombing
Speaker 1: male shit, like the freak. Yeah, but he was like
Speaker 1: really his whole thing was like death to technology, death
Speaker 1: to technology and death to like modernization, like reject modernity,
Speaker 1: back to tradition, Like that was his whole shit. But
Speaker 1: John Krasinski, Okay, never mind. I thought there was some actor.
Speaker 1: Yeah that the Hall. They were related, y'all. We found
Speaker 1: out John Hamm has like a giant fucking penis, like
Speaker 1: the biggest fucking penis I've ever seen in my life,
Speaker 1: and I need him.
Speaker 3: Like sometimes you station where I'm like that does not
Speaker 3: need to be a sentence you have said about a
Speaker 3: real person to the world. But then I remember when
Speaker 3: I said I wanted to give Bob Odenkirk head until
Speaker 3: he had a heart attack and died. And then he
Speaker 3: had a heart attack next week, and then I met
Speaker 3: his daughter who was listening to that episode on the
Speaker 3: plane on the way to go see him when he had.
Speaker 1: In the hospital. Oh, there's a fine line. I mean,
Speaker 1: it gets to a point, do you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: it really gets to a point, Like recording this podcast,
Speaker 1: it gets to a fucking point.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. For the first ten minutes when I
Speaker 3: sat down, I was like.
Speaker 1: No, the first like forty minutes for me, I was like,
Speaker 1: I did, that's not like we.
Speaker 3: Need to keep going because it was a weird vibe. Also,
Speaker 3: it was because the second I sat down, I started
Speaker 3: to get high, and I was like, when we were
Speaker 3: talking about worldly things, I really looked at the camera
Speaker 3: and I was like, and I just had to stare
Speaker 3: at you for a second. I was like, there's people
Speaker 3: who are going to see me right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this does not make sense. Oh my god, wait, y'all.
Speaker 1: I got so fucking sick, like I was like on
Speaker 1: the verge of the girl, I was really close to dying,
Speaker 1: Like it was actually really scary, like it was. I
Speaker 1: was like I might need to go to the hospital,
Speaker 1: like it was really bad. No, it was like the
Speaker 1: I'm like God blessed me, Like I really was blessed
Speaker 1: with like a very chill sickness because now I'm immune
Speaker 1: to whatever the fuck that was for the rest of
Speaker 1: the year, so I want to get it. And it
Speaker 1: was so casual. It did kick my fucking ass one
Speaker 1: of the days, but I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna go outside get some sun. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go get some sun by the river. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be like a really good vibe. Like I'm just gonna heal.
Speaker 1: And if I can't handle it and I do get
Speaker 1: really sick, I can just go back home. Y'all. Nature
Speaker 1: fucking healed me.
Speaker 3: Like literally, Joe Sire, you guys were like chilling.
Speaker 1: It was crazy, Like I went out there and like
Speaker 1: almost immediately forgot about being ill, and I was like wow, like.
Speaker 3: Like I love big, Sir, I love I love getting
Speaker 3: in water. It does something to my brain where I
Speaker 3: actually feel stupid as fuck. Like when I get near
Speaker 3: a body of water, like a different part of my
Speaker 3: brain gets active.
Speaker 1: That's really crazy epigenetic memory.
Speaker 3: Like I will get in any body of water no
Speaker 3: matter how freezing it is, Like it doesn't it doesn't
Speaker 3: mean anything to me, like it because it means so
Speaker 3: much to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: But I was telling Drew that I think the future
Speaker 3: RC for myself right now is when I'm like forty eight,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna move up to Big Sir and sell nature
Speaker 3: connection passes to really rich, old white ladies and go
Speaker 3: down like a spiritual psychosis tunnel with myself and these
Speaker 3: ladies and take them out to the woods and be
Speaker 3: like just sit just like breathe, breathe, and do.
Speaker 1: Those kind of like meditation how to get into cold water? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: last time we were in Big Sir, I didn't get
Speaker 1: in because I was like, it's too cold, it's too cold.
Speaker 1: And then at the end of that trip, I was
Speaker 1: so upset with myself that I didn't get fully in
Speaker 1: the water because I was like, honestly, like I need
Speaker 1: to grow the fuck up, Like, oh look, it's too cold,
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna be cold, Like I'm gonna be cold
Speaker 1: for like literally two seconds, like I can't do it,
Speaker 1: like actually grow up, Like it was pissing me the
Speaker 1: fuck off. And so this time I was like writhing
Speaker 1: around in that water and it was so fucking fun,
Speaker 1: and I was water coloring. I wanted to bring my
Speaker 1: airbrush and my painting that I'm working on right now,
Speaker 1: but I forgot it, and so I had the water
Speaker 1: color with a Okay, Emma Chamberlain, we need to have
Speaker 1: a word. We really need to have a conversation. Because
Speaker 1: the watercolor kit you sent us or sent me, the colors.
Speaker 3: In it, I have a feeling she didn't pick them.
Speaker 3: I think they got picked by whatever company did the r.
Speaker 1: Back, because they make a version of it that is
Speaker 1: really iconic. Like it's like literally one of the greatest
Speaker 1: things I've ever purchased for myself, like a decade ago,
Speaker 1: because watercolor was my first love. Like I love the
Speaker 1: watercolor medium. But Emma, babe, those neon colors. We actually
Speaker 1: need to have you on the podcast to discuss this, because.
Speaker 3: To confront you about the matter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it really did save.
Speaker 3: That, the matter being because Drew drew fucking Rocks while
Speaker 3: he was sitting there and he got really anxious and
Speaker 3: sad because he thought his rocks didn't look like rocks.
Speaker 3: And I saved the day because I turned over and
Speaker 3: without knowing that, I was like, oh, did you draw
Speaker 3: the rocks?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: He was so happy.
Speaker 1: But I redact all everything I just said because having
Speaker 1: those colors was a fun experiment to work in luminosity,
Speaker 1: because they're all fucking the most luminous colors I've ever
Speaker 1: used in my life. And the paintings came out great.
Speaker 1: They came out great, and they pushed boundaries for me,
Speaker 1: created a boundaries that I didn't know I could get past.
Speaker 1: And there was like this willingness to create.
Speaker 3: Because I was just looking at you and thinking about
Speaker 3: you being like and I was writhing around and playing
Speaker 3: in the water, and I just thought about how long
Speaker 3: it took for try to actually get in. Like he
Speaker 3: was like, he's like, can you get this video of
Speaker 3: me floating on the water, And I literally got like
Speaker 3: twenty minutes worth of circling.
Speaker 1: And yet it was three minutes worth of footage, not
Speaker 1: twenty and I was in the water. I just didn't
Speaker 1: want to get above my like diaphragm, because I don't
Speaker 1: know why get Okay, as a guy, getting your penis
Speaker 1: and balls in the water is a lot. Like the
Speaker 1: guys know what I'm talking about, Like that shit takes
Speaker 1: a lot to get it, and once you get past that,
Speaker 1: it's pretty easy. But then the next hurdle is your diaphram,
Speaker 1: because it like compresses up and like it makes you
Speaker 1: go like it's just I don't like that feeling. So
Speaker 1: that's where I couldn't get past. But for the most
Speaker 1: part the whole day, I was like walking around like
Speaker 1: belly deep in the water, but I just eventually it
Speaker 1: took me time, but I got in.
Speaker 3: I love that water so much.
Speaker 1: And it's so fucking cold, y'all. Like I'm not exaggerating,
Speaker 1: it's gotta be forty five degrees.
Speaker 3: Oh it might be colder.
Speaker 1: Like it was so cold that it felt like my
Speaker 1: hands hurt within seconds of being in that water.
Speaker 3: I want to look it up, dude, it's eighty five degrees?
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 3: Girl? What the fuck is this website? I can't stand
Speaker 3: websites like this, Like too many words put in bold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like literally about here, let me ask chat GPT.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna ask chat GPT. Forty five.
Speaker 3: Felt colder to me.
Speaker 1: That's that is like horribly cold. Forty five is awful.
Speaker 3: Like the thing is, I want to drink it, Like
Speaker 3: I wish you could just drink the water there, But
Speaker 3: would I die or would I get sick if I.
Speaker 1: Drink I think you'd be fine. But don't drink creek
Speaker 1: water unfiltered, like boil it first. But there's just the
Speaker 1: chance that there's braining eating amiebas in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Every time I like swim around with my head underwater,
Speaker 3: and I like, I'll do this thing where I dunk
Speaker 3: the sides of my head so that my hair can
Speaker 3: lie lay with the middle part. And every time I
Speaker 3: do this that so much water gets in my ears,
Speaker 3: and I'm really convinced that I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1: Like for do girls pee out of their clitterests? Like
Speaker 1: is the hole out of the glitterists?
Speaker 3: Yeah? All all three of the holes are.
Speaker 1: There, okay, because yeah, because.
Speaker 3: We have five holes. It's the three on the clitorists
Speaker 3: and then there's one.
Speaker 1: What about the sixth hole, the sixth hole the belly button.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the belly button with the chick going.
Speaker 1: On all the substance. I've seen it twice in the
Speaker 1: last week. It was like the first movie I've ever
Speaker 1: seen alone, actually, and going and seeing that alone is
Speaker 1: a cooked ass fucking I actually don't.
Speaker 3: Know if I've been to the movies alone because I'm
Speaker 3: not a fucking loser.
Speaker 1: But I have. I have been a lot more socialist strangers.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've noticed.
Speaker 3: I noticed he was talking to the man next to
Speaker 3: us in substance, and I was like, hello, I'm right
Speaker 3: here talking to that.
Speaker 1: I love like just like chopping it up with people,
Speaker 1: Like are you chopping it up? Have you been chopping
Speaker 1: it up? You've been chopping it up? Yeah, I love
Speaker 1: just like having conversations with strangers. And honestly, it is
Speaker 1: really dark sided and sad how bad we all are
Speaker 1: at talking to strangers. Because I'm really bad at it,
Speaker 1: the other person is really bad at it. And I
Speaker 1: think we just need to be a little more comfortable.
Speaker 3: But a little more sociable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little more sociable. But yeah, the substance so good.
Speaker 1: Go see it. It's so good.
Speaker 3: I know. It is. Like I always get scared when
Speaker 3: movies get a lot of appraisal because I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm a piece of shit. And I'll
Speaker 3: go in with an overly critical eye and then be
Speaker 3: like I didn't like it, probably subconsciously just to be different.
Speaker 3: And I was really scared of that happening with this movie.
Speaker 3: But I actually loved it so much and it made
Speaker 3: me audibly laugh so many times. It was funny, yeah,
Speaker 3: which did make me think, like damn, like it just
Speaker 3: made it like so much better. And I don't want
Speaker 3: to get into like the cinephile talk of it all,
Speaker 3: but you just have to see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll give it like another two weeks before we
Speaker 1: talk about it, so everyone watching this can go find
Speaker 1: a way to see it and pay for that goddamn movie,
Speaker 1: because it deserves to make twenty five million in the
Speaker 1: box office, not the measily seventeen only two million dollars profit,
Speaker 1: because that movie was a master piece, and like, it
Speaker 1: was so fucking good.
Speaker 3: It was so good. We are too far in the
Speaker 3: future for us to still be doing those fake, weird
Speaker 3: future car videos. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3: When it's like this is like the highly and I
Speaker 3: think it's kind of like an art form, like the
Speaker 3: concept cars. I don't give a fuck, like you're showing
Speaker 3: me like literally, that's like what my vibrators shaped like
Speaker 3: you put it upside down, that's what all those cars
Speaker 3: are shaped like, because they don't have wheels and they're
Speaker 3: just like.
Speaker 1: This, like I'm giving like, none of those cars literally
Speaker 1: can't drive faster than two miles, so it might as
Speaker 1: well be a fucking go car. Like it's pissing me off.
Speaker 1: And we will never reach that in our lifetimes because
Speaker 1: we'll get the concept cars fucking hundred years ago. Like
Speaker 1: we're not even close to what they were theorizing. It's
Speaker 1: literally just like taboost morale, like what like what is
Speaker 1: the point?
Speaker 3: Also not even that, but like we're already at the future,
Speaker 3: like we already have cars that drive themselves. We've already
Speaker 3: established floating cars and not gonna happen cars.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be a thing in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: They said it was gonna be a day in twenty
Speaker 3: nineteen and Blade Runner it.
Speaker 1: Was like twenty nineteen, but instead they got Drew and
Speaker 1: and your hosting a podcast called emergency Inercom, which might
Speaker 1: actually be better.
Speaker 3: It is the future. No, I'm not kidding. We were
Speaker 3: watching Nurse Jackie before getting all this, and I was like, Josh,
Speaker 3: we're gonna have to take a pause because just like
Speaker 3: these people go to work in this show and they're
Speaker 3: saving lives, I have a duto to fulfill and I
Speaker 3: have to go and sit in my chair and save
Speaker 3: lives because that's what I do at the end of
Speaker 3: the day. Yeah, Like when people ask what do you do?
Speaker 3: What are your aspirations? Exactly, I can't help but laugh
Speaker 3: at them because I'm like aspiration, Like, oh, you think
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say how much money I want to make
Speaker 3: or something like now we want to I mean to
Speaker 3: say lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we like, we save lives, we give life two people.
Speaker 3: We laughter is the cures meaning curing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, meaningful connections. Yeah, it's just it's very special.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you guys should listen to the things we
Speaker 3: say because I know you think we're just being funny
Speaker 3: half the time, but half of you guys are like.
Speaker 1: Really weird, and y'all are sitting.
Speaker 3: You're like so weird. You're a weird person, and you
Speaker 3: should be anxious.
Speaker 1: You're listening, but you're not hearing. Yeah, you're listening, but
Speaker 1: you're not hearing. You're not digesting, you're not really really hearing.
Speaker 3: What we're I'm not kidding, Drew. We need to do
Speaker 3: a full episode where that's all we do. It's like
Speaker 3: an hour of like being on a like fictional high
Speaker 3: horse and awful and y'all have to be in on it.
Speaker 3: So we have to leave this in because I just
Speaker 3: want to see if it ever got clipped breaches, like
Speaker 3: if it breached people being like why would anybody listen
Speaker 3: to that?
Speaker 1: Though it's so true, we just need to be like
Speaker 1: ego maniacs, like like you know how like sometimes in
Speaker 1: like movie like press tours, like an actress will be
Speaker 1: talking about like themselves and like or an actor will
Speaker 1: just be talking about himself and it's just like super pretentious, horrible, pretentious,
Speaker 1: awful energy. We need to channel that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm gonna do that for my real
Speaker 3: life with all the people I love.
Speaker 1: Guys. Halloween is coming up, Oh my god, and let's
Speaker 1: just say the devil made me do it. We have
Speaker 1: good ass costumes planned, y'all. I'm doing a costume change.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a costume change in the middle of the episode.
Speaker 3: True low key. I need to do this. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: oh my god, oh my god. If I hate hearing
Speaker 3: my own voice. Bro, I can't believe I have to
Speaker 3: listen to this later like I'm a federal agent.
Speaker 1: I'm a federal agent.
Speaker 3: That he got a problem with it because I'm Indian too,
Speaker 3: I'm Vietnamese.
Speaker 1: This the world, So who's gonna sell me my iPhones?
Speaker 3: It's just trying to free the world. So who's gonna
Speaker 3: sell me my So?
Speaker 1: Who's gonna sell me my eye?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Also like should we wow?
Speaker 3: Okay, so are we integrating I'm trying to change the
Speaker 3: world or or this bitch is trying to change the world,
Speaker 3: or who's going to sell me this? Yeah, that's why
Speaker 3: I feel like, because like the world saving thing, if
Speaker 3: somebody random hears us say that, they'll think we're being serious.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's the iPhone bar And then it's wow, he
Speaker 1: really left me on this hike, Like you really, you
Speaker 1: really left me on this HiPE?
Speaker 3: Is that from Khala? Is that the song that it's in.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's in that song.
Speaker 3: I don't think so either it's from Oh.
Speaker 1: No it is it is Friday?
Speaker 3: But did not come back.
Speaker 1: Into rotage because anytime we talk about a hike, we
Speaker 1: just like Josiah or I will just be like, Wow,
Speaker 1: you really left me on this hike.
Speaker 3: I feel like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we just like if someone wrongs you, like
Speaker 1: take some thing from you, shows up late to something
Speaker 1: you're at, you say, wow, you really left it on
Speaker 1: this hike, Like you really left it.
Speaker 3: It's like it's fucked up because we're talking about how
Speaker 3: we just take random shit like that and we make
Speaker 3: it a part of our vocabulary and all of us
Speaker 3: we don't talk about it. It just starts. We all
Speaker 3: get on it. We all understand the context of it.
Speaker 3: And part of me is like, wow, that makes us
Speaker 3: actually pretty intelligent because we hear that, we pick it up,
Speaker 3: we move it. It goes on for a while, something
Speaker 3: new comes, it happens again. But then I really started
Speaker 3: to think about it. I'm like, we sound like crazy
Speaker 3: people half the time. Like the shit we choose to quote.
Speaker 1: Is like my Mama Bertram, my Mama Bertram, the fact.
Speaker 3: That we made a whole world, like my mama Freshum
Speaker 3: gave birth to the twins laurel.
Speaker 1: On Ye laurel on Yan. Yeah, and Pilot Jones is
Speaker 1: the not Pilot Jones is the father, but Harley Davidson
Speaker 1: is the mistress. Like yeah, like.
Speaker 3: The who's also partially saying wingling.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: I feel like we've actually we've dissected that, but oh yeah,
Speaker 3: we've gone into that. But yeah, the new one is, Wow,
Speaker 3: you really left me on this hike, So who's gonna
Speaker 3: sell me my iPhone?
Speaker 1: Who's gonna sell me my iPhone? We don't really have
Speaker 1: a context, like in a way to use that yet,
Speaker 1: but like it'll come soon, y'all. The animations like the
Speaker 1: emergency in or calm clip animations like on TikTok are
Speaker 1: so fucking good, Like I saw another one like that.
Speaker 3: I will say we have always had like listeners and
Speaker 3: an audience full of such creative people, and we always
Speaker 3: say it like creative and gorgeous. And I recently saw
Speaker 3: somebody say that and they were like, these are the
Speaker 3: first people to say that, and it actually has been
Speaker 3: proven to be true, like when we say it a
Speaker 3: bit because I would not say I don't believe it.
Speaker 3: We have pretty fans. I hate the word fans. It
Speaker 3: literally sounds fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I know. Okay, Drew Science, Oh, I'm not sending flowers
Speaker 1: to your job. That ship's basic. I'm gonna send a
Speaker 1: bomb threat so you can have the day off because
Speaker 1: I love you, babe.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: Bitches get stomach cramps and swear they're pregnant, ho fart
Speaker 1: and lay your ass down.
Speaker 3: That's literally need to Josiah.
Speaker 1: Like, actually, Josiah just literally needs a part. Ugly Bitch's
Speaker 1: favorite line is I'm far from ugly, Nah, bitch. Your
Speaker 1: GPS says you've reached your destination. Leah, Leah, you're too good, girl.
Speaker 1: Stop making tiktoks with Android. Stop making tiktoks with androids.
Speaker 1: That shit look like surveillance footage.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna move to a flip phone, not
Speaker 3: the Samsung one, but I've been seeing people with ones
Speaker 3: that are like a flip phone with the old Motorola keypad,
Speaker 3: and then they're touchscreen too. Have you seen that?
Speaker 1: I want one of those bitches with no furniture, be like,
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of my house, girl, fuck you
Speaker 1: and the skating rink.
Speaker 3: That's good, that's good. I cannot believe I'm alive. Like,
Speaker 3: if you cut me open, I would like I have bones,
Speaker 3: you would would be able to come in.
Speaker 1: Don't even get me fucking started. Also, Elton John farted
Speaker 1: at our movie and come spilled all over the floor
Speaker 1: out of his bile. Okay, by media, Elton John farted
Speaker 1: a cum puddle on the floor of our movie, and
Speaker 1: it was really scary.
Speaker 3: You're watching this trailer for like Smile and this girl,
Speaker 3: the girl in the movie is fucking gorgeous, but they
Speaker 3: had her in this funky ass like Leah Tard costume
Speaker 3: with a little blonde wig on, and I just go,
Speaker 3: oh my god. Elton John and we had a time.
Speaker 1: We had a we had a goose and a ga Okay,
Speaker 1: my media is obviously the substance. Go fucking see that ship. Please.
Speaker 1: And we've been rewatching or I've been rewatching I've been
Speaker 1: rewatching Nurse Jackie and he was watching it for the
Speaker 1: first time, so still. I know we said it last week,
Speaker 1: but like, please tap the fucking so good.
Speaker 3: I'm realizing how much of a show person I am. Like,
Speaker 3: I will watch a show. One thing about me is
Speaker 3: I will watch the show. But it's because I put
Speaker 3: that down for Fortnite down but the fortnite AA.
Speaker 1: Nothing else I can say. Lady Gaga, Boys, Sabrina Claus,
Speaker 1: Charlie XCX and Bimbo Doll, Tyler Tila y'all.
Speaker 3: Boys by Sabrina Boys Boys. Oh okay, I thought you
Speaker 3: met Carpenter.
Speaker 1: I was like, what, No, y'all, that bimbo doll song
Speaker 1: has ruined my life. I listen to it. I only
Speaker 1: only listen to that song, and like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is like about that song, but like, bro,
Speaker 1: that shit is so kind, like I love I know.
Speaker 3: You listen to it literally like so often, and I
Speaker 3: haven't heard you sessha song like that in so long.
Speaker 1: It's like xta crystal like a.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you haven't been having repeat songs.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck it is about that song.
Speaker 1: And also like it was crazy because I played that
Speaker 1: thirty five times on the way too. Oh I thought
Speaker 1: you were like actually.
Speaker 3: Choking on No, No, that's me acting like my lipscot
Speaker 3: glued together and I couldn't speak.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'll stop talking. Then. No, I was on
Speaker 1: the way to the substance and I watched that fucking
Speaker 1: song or listen to that song thirty five times on
Speaker 1: the way without knowing what the Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, did you just so happen
Speaker 3: to like that song right anymore?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was just like listening to the listening like
Speaker 1: the fuck out of that song. And then I left
Speaker 1: that movie and was like, wow, that was ironic, and
Speaker 1: then proceeded to listen to it all the way home.
Speaker 3: You know, it's more proof to me that that movie
Speaker 3: is just so good. So many movies, even like some
Speaker 3: of my favorite movies, rely so much on soundtracking. Music
Speaker 3: is such a helpful part to a movie. And when
Speaker 3: a movie has a soundtrack like Substance, which is essentially
Speaker 3: nothing of importance. Oh what was that? Do I stink? No?
Speaker 1: What are you saying?
Speaker 3: You must?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Is it my tuna box?
Speaker 1: It's the box, It's the tuna always happened. Put that down.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm so sad that it's going to start getting
Speaker 3: cold again in the house.
Speaker 1: We have rea your stinky tuna bogs to like how
Speaker 1: hot it is outside? No, no, there's like a crinkling sound, Josiah.
Speaker 3: Wait, no, I was gonna say, because when it's cold outside,
Speaker 3: we have to turn on the heaters and then the
Speaker 3: whole house smells really bad because it's essentially cooking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's essential oils tuna box style.
Speaker 3: Okay, we need to oh wait, I have to do media.
Speaker 1: But you were saying something, but I don't remember. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not that deep, but nothing of importing. It's losing
Speaker 1: my mind. The craziest part is the Substance being an
Speaker 1: allegory for the menstruation cycle.
Speaker 3: Well, I was saying that that's proof it's a really
Speaker 3: good movie because it doesn't have any songs that are
Speaker 3: like soundtracks that somebody would want to walk away listening to,
Speaker 3: or any like notariable songs used in it, because so
Speaker 3: many movies, like I even think of the First Joker.
Speaker 3: I thought the movie was okay, but I wanted to
Speaker 3: see it so bad because they used a really good
Speaker 3: song in the trailer, like movies use that so hard
Speaker 3: as like a I will say, Sam b And the
Speaker 3: Substance has two songs in it, and they're like those weird.
Speaker 1: I love face songs, yeah, or the Boom Boom boom.
Speaker 1: I think it was inspired by Sophie, which is Tea.
Speaker 1: That's like I think the dude that made or the
Speaker 1: person that made the music was talking about I was
Speaker 1: inspired by like Sophie.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm inspired by you every day.
Speaker 1: And you know what's crazy is the same goes for you, babe.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Well, I'm like trying to find I haven't
Speaker 3: been listening to like new music. I've just kind of
Speaker 3: been repeating stuff. My music media is bidding my time.
Speaker 3: Robert Lester, folsom Are you Sleeping? Harry Nilson, Panavision, Roy
Speaker 3: Blair the music video I know, it's such a good
Speaker 3: music video, Lost in your Eyes, Tommy James and the
Speaker 3: Sean Dells and that's it. And other than that, I've
Speaker 3: been just like literally playing the same shit because my
Speaker 3: Discovery WHOA, My Discover Weekly sucks ass now. I don't
Speaker 3: know why it literally it's still trying to get me
Speaker 3: to listen to fucking Elvis, and I don't know how
Speaker 3: many times I have to tell you that's not gonna
Speaker 3: fucking happen.
Speaker 1: Elvis and Johnny Cash, Baby, I love Johnny Cash.
Speaker 3: I didn't know Johnny Cash was a real person until
Speaker 3: I was like fifteen. Literally last night, yeah, actually last
Speaker 3: night I saw a.
Speaker 1: Picture of Johnny Cash for the first y'all, I used
Speaker 1: to be I'm bye
Speaker 3: Anything anyh