1 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 1: Welcome to and where does the intercom? 2 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 2: Now introducing Drew the Great I'm happy to be here, 3 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 2: and now introducing Enya de Monster. 4 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 3: Am I the Monster. 5 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 1: Now let's have a good show. Fn'll be like, hey, guys, alcome, welcome, Welcome, Welcome. 6 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 3: It's nighttime. We don't do this at night very often, 7 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 3: and when we do, let's just say, things get a 8 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 3: little freaking. 9 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 1: It's a little comfortable in here, you know. It's like 10 00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, so true. I love you, I love you. 11 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 1: I want to start this episode out. I want to 12 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:13,680 Speaker 1: start this episode out by saying, if it wasn't for Beyonce, 13 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,119 Speaker 1: we would have nothing. And I just want to make 14 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: it very clear. I don't that everything we do is 15 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: for Beyonce. I don't stand with this, and she changed 16 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: our lives and honestly, if we take anything away from her, 17 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 1: she can just have my spot. 18 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,399 Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, I mean it was a problem 19 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,399 Speaker 3: one time or not. One time. There was talks of 20 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:45,160 Speaker 3: my remix being nominated for Yeah, it was going to 21 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 3: get Album of the Year even though it was just 22 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 3: a single, and I found out through some higher ups 23 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 3: that that was not going to satisfy. 24 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, Beyonce was not fucking happy with it. 25 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,480 Speaker 3: Actually is fucked up. She hasn't got an Album of 26 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 3: the Year. I'm not kidding. It's like, I know she 27 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 3: has a lot of Grammys, but come on, how does 28 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 3: she not have Album of the Year. But I think 29 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 3: the Grammy zero scam. But also when my faves went, 30 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, like the dichotomy of what the Grammy 31 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 3: institution is as disgusting, it's repulsive. But when my girls 32 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 3: win and I see that picture, I'm happy. 33 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: I'm happy. 34 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 3: I'm happy like I want. 35 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: I'm happy. Okay, guys, we did the big thing. We 36 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: went to Big sur again. Oh my god, so like 37 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 1: the tea is is. Enya surprised me with a trip 38 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: to Iceland, but it just wasn't the right time. We 39 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: had work, we just had things to do. It was 40 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: a little chilly. 41 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 3: It was also I thought that was so bad. It's 42 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 3: like the dream location for you but also me, but 43 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 3: specifically for Drew. And I was like, I'm gonna like, 44 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 3: I'm gonna be so kind, I'm going to just book 45 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 3: the tickets like fuck it, I'm just going to do it. 46 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 3: And then the more I looked into it, it was like 47 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 3: it is the most dangerous and a full time to 48 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,960 Speaker 3: go to Iceland at the end of octoberarly the exact 49 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,080 Speaker 3: dates I had booked. It was like, this is the 50 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:09,079 Speaker 3: worst time. You can't really go anywhere. It's snowing, it's raining, 51 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 3: it's like sleeping, it's awful. It's like there's black eyes everywhere. 52 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 3: You will probably crash and die, so you'll just stay 53 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 3: in your hotel the whole time. And I was just like, honestly, wait. 54 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 1: We should yeah, should we do that? We should? But 55 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: die Yeah. So we were gonna go to Iceland. It 56 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: was gonna be a movie, it was gonna be a vibe. 57 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:30,520 Speaker 1: We're gonna record a couple episodes out there, but it 58 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: just wasn't the time. It was two Chili vibes. So 59 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: instead it. 60 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 3: Was two Chili Vibes. 61 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: Instead, we decided to just take a weekend up in 62 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 1: Big sir And and it was before we get into 63 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: how hellish it was. The entire trip as a whole 64 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 1: was literally one of the greatest vacations I've ever been 65 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: on in my entire life. Like once we were in it, 66 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: it was iconic, Like I got some pictures of myself 67 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 1: and India and Josiah that like literally people like travel 68 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: across the world and wait, hundreds and hundreds of years or. 69 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,839 Speaker 3: Motherfucker that got his first like real nice camera and 70 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 3: he's like, yeah, it took that. Well, No, you're like 71 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 3: one step away from adding the like putting the. 72 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 1: Camera shot on thirty five, No, putting the. 73 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,840 Speaker 3: Camera emoji in other people's comments like tag me. 74 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 1: No, you have to admit, Like, the pictures I got 75 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: were pretty good. They ate down, but the drive up there, 76 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,520 Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, it made me want to pull my 77 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,600 Speaker 1: intestines out of my fucking ass and hang myself with 78 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,279 Speaker 1: my small intestine. And he's like, oh my god, it 79 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: was horrible. 80 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,280 Speaker 3: At least it would it would hold you up because 81 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:51,400 Speaker 3: it's so full of poops. 82 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,799 Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah, I'm very consipated right now. It is weird, 83 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: say this is not a movie. Well, I was like, 84 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 1: let's leave earlier in the days so we can have 85 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 1: a night there to chill and vibe out. Well, that 86 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:08,559 Speaker 1: didn't work out, and so we left at like nine 87 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,119 Speaker 1: pm and it's a six hour drive up. We should 88 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: have just fucking flew, but it's a six hour drive up. 89 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,919 Speaker 1: And the closer we got, the more we were like wait, 90 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,919 Speaker 1: we're going like up and around like this is insane. 91 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 3: Which that happened last time, but it was right after 92 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 3: the landslide on the PCH. And then this time I 93 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,960 Speaker 3: had used Apple Maps, which I don't fuck with Apple Maps. 94 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 1: I love Apple Apple all the way. 95 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 3: And Apple Maps randomly started being like there's no roads, 96 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 3: like we can't give you any any directions up here, 97 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 3: and I was like, okay, that's funny, Like that's weird. 98 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 3: I'll just use Google. And then I started to use 99 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 3: Google and it was telling us we could go. But 100 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 3: then the Apple thing really started getting in my freaking head. 101 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,720 Speaker 3: And on the drive up, I was like, what is this? 102 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 1: Something is seriously off, like something the East. 103 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 3: I don't know what it's like, which is in the 104 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:07,479 Speaker 3: east the storms a bruin. It's like rone. No people 105 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,600 Speaker 3: on TikTok use it for the fucking hurricanes. 106 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, it's like winds in the east. The 107 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 1: funk What is the one that I like? 108 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,599 Speaker 3: I need that audio? And then fun, what's the other one? 109 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:30,840 Speaker 1: The stuck in fullsome prison like that one, the Johnny Cash. 110 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:34,120 Speaker 1: It's like just look up fullsome prison, like. 111 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 3: When you look up Johnny Cash, it's Johnny Cash Hurricanes. 112 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:48,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, this one. Yeah, it's rolling around the bin like 113 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: that fucking song. It's canceled. It's over. Also, I decided 114 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 1: what I'm starting to do is when I call someone 115 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:04,440 Speaker 1: and they don't answer my phone, or I text someone 116 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:08,159 Speaker 1: and they don't answer my text back for days, they're canceled. 117 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:11,880 Speaker 1: I'm canceling them. I've canceled like most of my friends, 118 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,680 Speaker 1: they're all over what's crazy is? 119 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 3: I know there's at least three times on the podcast 120 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 3: where we've been like I hate when people just get 121 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,720 Speaker 3: mad when I don't text back, like it's not that 122 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:20,880 Speaker 3: big of a deal. 123 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 1: Like, but it's different, Like it is really different because 124 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 1: I am mentally ill and like very unstable constantly and honestly, 125 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 1: like recently, I've been destabilized very heavily. 126 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,560 Speaker 3: By fluid and stabilized. 127 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, the stabilizer. We didn't even finish this first 128 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,880 Speaker 1: Oh sorry, No, that was my bad. 129 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 3: Yea, it is your fall. And when I think about it, 130 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 3: a lot of it was bad. It was. 131 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: A lot of. 132 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,560 Speaker 3: A lot of things happened for me. 133 00:07:55,360 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 1: Bring their fu potions. Yeah, but so we're we're like, 134 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 1: oh fuck, Like it's saying no roads. But I'm just 135 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 1: like let's just like thuck it out. We'll like get 136 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 1: up there and like whatever happens happens. We'll cross the 137 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 1: bridge when we get there. Well, we pull up and 138 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,920 Speaker 1: I'm driving down this road. It's the only road into 139 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 1: Big Surf from the north, and it's like road closed, 140 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,400 Speaker 1: do not enter past ten pm. It's like two am 141 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,160 Speaker 1: at this point. 142 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,440 Speaker 3: And then it's like all these signs being like ten 143 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 3: pm to six am it's closed. 144 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,160 Speaker 1: And I keep driving because I'm like, well, they can't 145 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: just not let me go to my house, like I 146 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: live up there, Like let me in. 147 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,320 Speaker 3: It was like when we get there, tell them we 148 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:35,840 Speaker 3: live there. 149 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because like no, that's literally like the te 150 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:41,679 Speaker 1: that is that is a thing. And then we keep 151 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,400 Speaker 1: driving and we drive twenty six miles like ignoring these 152 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,960 Speaker 1: signs or twenty six minutes, ignoring all these signs saying 153 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,840 Speaker 1: do not go, and we pull up and the fucking 154 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:55,720 Speaker 1: road is closed from ten pm to six am. Mind 155 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,520 Speaker 1: you it's four I mean. 156 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,560 Speaker 3: It's like two thirty. And we were like no, like 157 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,840 Speaker 3: I bet they finished work early, Like maybe they'll just 158 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 3: let us pass. We go up there, and we asked 159 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 3: the guy First of all, the guy looks high as fuck. 160 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:08,400 Speaker 1: He was stoned out of it. 161 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:10,720 Speaker 3: He was like so high, and honestly, God blessed because 162 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,880 Speaker 3: if I was bored as fuck working on the side 163 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,760 Speaker 3: of the PCH, I would get high too. But he 164 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:19,760 Speaker 3: was like, no, you can't come. And we contemplated staying 165 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,840 Speaker 3: at an inn, but it just felt so stupid because 166 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,120 Speaker 3: we had paid for the airbnb that night, and we 167 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,560 Speaker 3: were like, what are we gonna do. Go pay for 168 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,440 Speaker 3: a room and a fucking in and all squeeze into bed, yeah, 169 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,560 Speaker 3: and be there for like two fucking hours. 170 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,400 Speaker 1: It's like Mono ray in, so it's gonna be two 171 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,959 Speaker 1: thousand dollars a night, like, and it's also was for 172 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,280 Speaker 1: four hours, yeah, and it. 173 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,040 Speaker 3: Was literally like by the time we would have gone 174 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,120 Speaker 3: there would have been like three am, three thirty. So 175 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,400 Speaker 3: we were like, let's just sleep in the car. 176 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,440 Speaker 1: Like we just literally pulled off on this side of 177 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:52,200 Speaker 1: the PCH and slept in the car for four hours. 178 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,160 Speaker 1: And the only person that slept was in you, Like, 179 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:59,280 Speaker 1: I got like an hour max of sleep, no one 180 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:04,480 Speaker 1: else fucking and we woke up at I woke up 181 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 1: at five point fifty eight on the dot and I 182 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:07,520 Speaker 1: was like. 183 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,959 Speaker 3: Oh, okaybe because like a bunch of cars started speeding. 184 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, every single car in the world started driving by, 185 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,280 Speaker 1: and I was just like, okay, guys, it's time to go. 186 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,520 Speaker 1: Like so I just like in like a sleep day, 187 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 1: like sleep deprived days, like put the car in drive 188 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 1: and was like, all right, guys, we're leaving, and in 189 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,040 Speaker 1: youa like woke up for half a second and was like, no, 190 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,440 Speaker 1: we should just sleep here till like eight at least, 191 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,720 Speaker 1: like we should just sleep in like and I was like, Inya, 192 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,800 Speaker 1: we have a house with beds that we can go 193 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,320 Speaker 1: sleep in, like we should go do that, and she 194 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,319 Speaker 1: was like no, no, like let's sleep and I was 195 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,960 Speaker 1: just like no, I'm literally going like you're not. You'll 196 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,840 Speaker 1: sleep in the car there because we got an hour 197 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:40,640 Speaker 1: of a drive left. 198 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,040 Speaker 3: It was like two things. One like it's don't talk 199 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,040 Speaker 3: to me before my sleep, Like don't talk to me 200 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,199 Speaker 3: before my coffee. That's me with my sleep. Don't talk 201 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,679 Speaker 3: to me when I'm sleeping. 202 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:52,000 Speaker 1: Like I don't talk to Enya unless she's had fifteen 203 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:52,880 Speaker 1: hours of sleep. 204 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:56,079 Speaker 3: And I just did. I like felt like I had 205 00:10:56,240 --> 00:11:00,240 Speaker 3: entered rem sleep and then it felt like I hate 206 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,680 Speaker 3: saying this, but like it genuinely felt like the only 207 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,680 Speaker 3: parts of my brain that were awake was the part 208 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,319 Speaker 3: that wanted to sleep, and then the part that still 209 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,680 Speaker 3: somehow like my OCD was activated. I'm not kidding. Part 210 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:12,280 Speaker 3: of the reason I wanted to stay there is because 211 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,960 Speaker 3: I was convinced we were gonna crash and die at 212 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 3: sleeping uh driving at that time, and I was like 213 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,319 Speaker 3: genuinely convinced. I was like, I was like, I feel 214 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,079 Speaker 3: it deep in my gut that we shouldn't be going. 215 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,320 Speaker 3: But I always do that when I think I have 216 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,040 Speaker 3: a gut feeling, but really it's because I don't want 217 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,600 Speaker 3: to do something. But then I tell myself it's a 218 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,880 Speaker 3: gut feeling because if I do the thing, I'm gonna die. 219 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,600 Speaker 3: But really I'm just like lazier, sleepy or bored or 220 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 3: like whatever. But I do the same thing with like flights. 221 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,760 Speaker 3: I'll be like, oh, this flight is gonna crash because 222 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,319 Speaker 3: I really don't want to leave. Bit you don't want 223 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,319 Speaker 3: to leave because you're with your fucking family or word to. 224 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:44,000 Speaker 1: Hermit, Yeah, we're like so hermited. Well, anyways, I just 225 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,160 Speaker 1: drive the rest of the way. 226 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,920 Speaker 3: And and it took us an hour. 227 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 1: It took us. It took us an hour to get 228 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,680 Speaker 1: to Big sur and then we went up and down 229 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:57,920 Speaker 1: the fucking road in Big Surf for literally forty five minutes, 230 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:01,000 Speaker 1: like I'm not exaggerating, like so like by the time 231 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:04,960 Speaker 1: we got to our airbnb, we had been on the 232 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,680 Speaker 1: road for fourteen hours, it was, and it's a six 233 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,280 Speaker 1: hour drive, and it was fucking horrible because it was 234 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,080 Speaker 1: so foggy. It was gorgeous, like don't you. 235 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, we got like I got some of the best. 236 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:18,400 Speaker 1: Oh magical, like the fucking like fog rolling in over 237 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:18,920 Speaker 1: the highlight. 238 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,640 Speaker 3: It was like all cows because the airbnb we go 239 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,840 Speaker 3: to in Bigsur is this really secluded cabin and the 240 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,800 Speaker 3: address for it isn't a real address. It's literally off 241 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,400 Speaker 3: the pch and you have to follow these weird directions. 242 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,000 Speaker 3: But we were coming from the other side of the 243 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,800 Speaker 3: mountain and we couldn't figure it out. And also we 244 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,760 Speaker 3: were all running on like two hours of fucking sleep, 245 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,760 Speaker 3: drew barely any sleep, like we were all just so cash. 246 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,839 Speaker 3: It took us so long to find it, but God, 247 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:42,720 Speaker 3: when we did. 248 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:47,079 Speaker 1: God blessed us. No, y'all, like real, real happen, like 249 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,800 Speaker 1: we are so blessed, Like we're blessed to be like 250 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:53,880 Speaker 1: waking up another day to breathe and sing with God's creations. 251 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,920 Speaker 1: Like I'm talking to y'all, by the way, Like when 252 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,480 Speaker 1: you wake up in the morning, really start like focusing 253 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:00,440 Speaker 1: on how how blessed you are to be able to 254 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 1: open your eyes, like because not a lot. 255 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,720 Speaker 3: Of people get this this morning. 256 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, in my eyes. And that's why they call it 257 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:07,520 Speaker 1: the present because it's a present. 258 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, don't look me in my eyes. 259 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's no. 260 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 3: Literally, I'm not kidding. I would do anything to go 261 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:20,000 Speaker 3: back there, like we were being in nature. I was like, 262 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:23,600 Speaker 3: this is this is where we're supposed to be. Yeah, 263 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,160 Speaker 3: like I I I am not a part of I'm 264 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,040 Speaker 3: not a part of your worldly wants and exactly I 265 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:32,280 Speaker 3: am literally like I am not worldly this all of this. 266 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,880 Speaker 3: I'm starting to feel like it's too worldly. 267 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 1: Giving is giving? We need a creek, Like, yeah, I 268 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,080 Speaker 1: need a creek in my back. I don't need an 269 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,079 Speaker 1: iPhone or a mirror. I need a creek with big 270 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,079 Speaker 1: rocks to climb. 271 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:49,880 Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was so fucking fun, Like it's 272 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,640 Speaker 3: gonna make me kill myself. Because I don't have it 273 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:52,400 Speaker 3: in my backyard. 274 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,520 Speaker 1: Oh but coming soon, y'all, like coming very soon in 275 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,640 Speaker 1: his death, because we will never obtain that type of wealth. 276 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 3: I know. That's all I was again, it was like, 277 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:03,040 Speaker 3: damn to have something like this in your position. You 278 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,240 Speaker 3: either have to have like it has to be passed 279 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 3: to you in a generation, or you just have to 280 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,320 Speaker 3: be extremely wealthy, or you buy. 281 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,520 Speaker 1: It when it was two thousand dollars. You know what's 282 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:17,040 Speaker 1: crazy is like there are no places left in America 283 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,120 Speaker 1: that you can pull up and be like okay, like 284 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,480 Speaker 1: the land's really cheap. No one's out here, it's not developed, 285 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,240 Speaker 1: like I just want to live out here in the 286 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,360 Speaker 1: middle of nowhere and like whatever. And then slowly over 287 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 1: time it develops and gets more like populated, and then 288 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:35,720 Speaker 1: by the end of like the decade, it's worth like 289 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,000 Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars, and then by the twenty years later, 290 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,600 Speaker 1: it's worth two million dollars. Like it's so annoying. 291 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:45,000 Speaker 3: Wait, that's not true though, because Josie bought the Blue 292 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,960 Speaker 3: Tiger Club when it was oh. 293 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:53,440 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, them Mingo Club, the Pink Flamingo Clubs. 294 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,280 Speaker 3: Pink Flamingo Club, become a thing. May that up? 295 00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:01,160 Speaker 1: Pink and Green spider Club, green needle. 296 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,080 Speaker 3: Green needle. I think I'm gonna buy a school bus. 297 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:04,840 Speaker 3: That's kind of. 298 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,800 Speaker 1: Like, actually, I'm not. I'm not fucking playing, like, quit 299 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:13,760 Speaker 1: throwing things because it's actually getting scary. It's like really, actually. 300 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,920 Speaker 3: Wait, what we were talking about the other day that 301 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,600 Speaker 3: we were saying we're gonna start hitting each other. 302 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, we're saying we would hit the fuck 303 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,640 Speaker 1: out of each other if we dated. 304 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,360 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if we dated, we would hit each other. 305 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 3: But I was saying the other day, like I think 306 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:28,480 Speaker 3: I'm gonna start hitting Drew. Yeah, casually, like wake him 307 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 3: up with a slat. But the problem is you wake 308 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Speaker 3: up at like six am, so I'd never be Oh, 309 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,760 Speaker 3: I could wake you up from your naps with a hit. 310 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I really haven't been napping recently, have you noticed? Yeah, 311 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:41,520 Speaker 1: like I'm been trying that. I've been noticing that, right, 312 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:46,560 Speaker 1: I've been noticing that. But yeah, that's the big sur 313 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,600 Speaker 1: trip is gorgeous. 314 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:53,280 Speaker 3: It was so awesome. And coming back to this apartment. No, 315 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,400 Speaker 3: everything is too worldly. Everything is too worldly. Until I'm 316 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:57,920 Speaker 3: high as fuck on my iPhone in the middle of 317 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,920 Speaker 3: the night and then it's just as worldly. 318 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:04,040 Speaker 1: As you know. What I'm realizing is like the spiders 319 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,360 Speaker 1: and bugs and big sir, like it's a they're a 320 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,800 Speaker 1: different vibeir. 321 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,640 Speaker 3: Could they bit me the fuck up? They literally attacked me. 322 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,240 Speaker 3: They're like real spiders out. 323 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,160 Speaker 1: There, I'm saying, Like the spiders in our house are 324 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,760 Speaker 1: like fucking freeloaders, their bunk as fuck, like I hate 325 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,520 Speaker 1: all of them, like, get the fuck out of my bed, 326 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,760 Speaker 1: Not to mention the fucking termites and shit, like, No, 327 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:28,760 Speaker 1: it's the bugs here, like they they take take, take, take, take, 328 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,320 Speaker 1: and they never give. They except for that one, that 329 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,160 Speaker 1: one that one eats all of our fucking fruit flies, 330 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,280 Speaker 1: like that one's iconic. But the bugs and big sirt 331 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,160 Speaker 1: like we're intruding on their land. It's like it's like 332 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,360 Speaker 1: if I went out there and squashed a spider, that 333 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,880 Speaker 1: would be like me going into the ocean and beheading 334 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:45,240 Speaker 1: a shark. 335 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,320 Speaker 3: Because I hate as I am somebody who I will 336 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,520 Speaker 3: literally kill any bug. I don't give a fuck about that. 337 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,920 Speaker 3: Your only crime was being small, No, your crime was 338 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,960 Speaker 3: being mad, fucking annoying, And you're gonna bite me because 339 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,640 Speaker 3: you're a bitch. I don't give a fuck about bugs 340 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,400 Speaker 3: like that. But when we were in the creek, anytime 341 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:03,040 Speaker 3: there was with the spider on it, usually I would 342 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,320 Speaker 3: have just fucking grabbed the water we and like got 343 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,879 Speaker 3: it off the wall and hung out in there. But 344 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,240 Speaker 3: I genuinely did respect their say. I was like, honestly, 345 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,399 Speaker 3: I'm in your house right now. It's like when you 346 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,800 Speaker 3: go to a friend's house and a lot of y'all 347 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,120 Speaker 3: don't do this because you weren't raised with fucking manners. 348 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:17,640 Speaker 3: But it's like when you go to a friend's house 349 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,240 Speaker 3: and you like use their cups and stuff, and you're 350 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,879 Speaker 3: supposed to wash them or at least put them in 351 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:21,840 Speaker 3: the sink before you leave. 352 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,720 Speaker 1: A lot of people, a lot of people don't do that. 353 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,720 Speaker 1: A lot of people don't wash their cup out and 354 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,439 Speaker 1: put it back in the cupboard when they're done, or 355 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,679 Speaker 1: in the washing machine, or just simply put it in 356 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 1: the sink. A lot of people and that is just 357 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:39,159 Speaker 1: proof that you're a bad person. Yeah, you're evil, So 358 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:39,960 Speaker 1: start doing that. 359 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,280 Speaker 3: And if you're sitting here thinking like, oh my god, 360 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,080 Speaker 3: I just got home from my friend's house and I 361 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:46,080 Speaker 3: didn't put the cups away, that makes me so anxious. 362 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,040 Speaker 3: I wonder if my friend feels weird about it but 363 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,879 Speaker 3: just never says anything. Your friend does think that, and 364 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 3: your friend thinks you're evil. Yeah, you're not going to 365 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:52,480 Speaker 3: you back over. 366 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,400 Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, oh we should. 367 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 3: Just literally for the rest of the episodes just leave 368 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,800 Speaker 3: in things like that, like anxiety and. 369 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:02,119 Speaker 1: Doing I was literally about to go in like literally. Also, 370 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,280 Speaker 1: like I know you're probably laying in bed at night, 371 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,680 Speaker 1: like thinking about like something embarrassing you did in your past, 372 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:12,439 Speaker 1: or something like like that you cringe at, or like 373 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,440 Speaker 1: a behavior you had that like, yeah, you feel weird 374 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,800 Speaker 1: about and like you're like, do those people think about that? 375 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're feeling regretful and shameful. 376 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:23,360 Speaker 1: And it's for a reasons. Ever, everybody remembers. Everybody remembers 377 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:27,200 Speaker 1: every embarrassing moment that you've had around them, and they 378 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,120 Speaker 1: hold it against me, they hold it against you. It's 379 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,960 Speaker 1: it's like subconsciously deep in their head that like, oh, yeah, 380 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,480 Speaker 1: you're the piss girl, Like you pissed your Yeah, pissed 381 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,400 Speaker 1: your pants, like in front of everybody in fourth grade. 382 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 3: Gives a fuck if it was because you sneezed and 383 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,439 Speaker 3: you are on your period, so you like kind of 384 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,359 Speaker 3: leaps like, no, that's still fucking disgusting. 385 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're weird. 386 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:45,720 Speaker 3: Everybody knows it, And honestly, for a long time, nobody 387 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,399 Speaker 3: was even gonna tell you had a stain on your 388 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 3: butt from your period. But you got it on the 389 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,960 Speaker 3: fucking bed like a nasty bit. 390 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,119 Speaker 1: And by the time, like you got home from school 391 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:55,560 Speaker 1: after riding the bus, it had already browned it, the 392 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,440 Speaker 1: blood had already oxidized a little bit. 393 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,560 Speaker 3: I have I told you about in high school there 394 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,720 Speaker 3: was this girl who was hell a homophobic for no 395 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,879 Speaker 3: fucking reason, and. 396 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,119 Speaker 1: She was whatever she wanted to be, a nurse, whatever 397 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,240 Speaker 1: you're about to say, she deserved all of it. 398 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,840 Speaker 3: Well, she started her period in class and we had 399 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,320 Speaker 3: just gone to another fucking argument about whether gay people 400 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:14,920 Speaker 3: should be able to adopt, And I was like, but 401 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,240 Speaker 3: you are so fucking dumb, like, are you gonna adopt 402 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,160 Speaker 3: those kids? Literally? What are you fighting for? Dumbest argument 403 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,200 Speaker 3: I've ever heard. But we like got into this huge 404 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,520 Speaker 3: back and forth and then our teacher made us stop 405 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,280 Speaker 3: because we were getting like aggressive with each other. Bitch. 406 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,560 Speaker 3: She got up and she went to go walk out 407 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,800 Speaker 3: of the class, and she had a huge period staying 408 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,240 Speaker 3: on her button. And I was right behind her because 409 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,480 Speaker 3: we sat next to each other, and my friend tapped 410 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,439 Speaker 3: me on the shoulder and I was like, oh my god, 411 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,240 Speaker 3: stop her. And I was like, no, let her walk 412 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,600 Speaker 3: through the hallway. And I let her ass walk through 413 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,120 Speaker 3: the fucking hallway, because how the fuck are you? How 414 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,439 Speaker 3: the fuck do you want to be a nurse? But 415 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:53,000 Speaker 3: you're gonna literally be homophobic? Like yeah, but yeah, she 416 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:58,200 Speaker 3: walked around with a period, but and she got really embarrassed. 417 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:02,119 Speaker 1: So damn well. Speaking of embarrassing things that people did, 418 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,800 Speaker 1: we have JD Van's fucking a couch nasty freak, fucking 419 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:14,040 Speaker 1: bitch Diyana fire challenge challenge hypothetically, but Caylen Bennett gun 420 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,879 Speaker 1: girl shitting herself at a college frat party. 421 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,439 Speaker 3: Wait, so is that real or was that a rumor? 422 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:25,280 Speaker 1: It's real? Okay, it's real. Yeah, it's it's a very 423 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,240 Speaker 1: real thing that happened. 424 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:30,000 Speaker 3: Well, wait, I start a rumor like that about someone. 425 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, Josiah, No, it has to be somebody who liked 426 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:39,680 Speaker 1: I had a wet dream while recording the podcast. No, 427 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,120 Speaker 1: what I don't like that one. 428 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,720 Speaker 3: We can't tell that one to people when we tell 429 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,520 Speaker 3: that one to people, they'd like, low key believe it 430 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,760 Speaker 3: from the clips they've probably seen it. 431 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,879 Speaker 1: Well, that's the point of the room. Yeah, that's like 432 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,520 Speaker 1: the point. Okay. So back to Kaylyn Bennett gun Girl. 433 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,439 Speaker 1: So I know for a fact I've talked about this 434 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,720 Speaker 1: on the Patreon. I don't think I've talked about it publicly. 435 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:08,560 Speaker 1: But for years and years, and I'm not exaggerating literally years, 436 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:13,240 Speaker 1: multiple years, not a single soul in my life knew 437 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 1: about this. It was just me and my followers on 438 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:25,280 Speaker 1: this account. I had a top secret Caitlin Bennett Sleeper 439 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:32,880 Speaker 1: cell fan account that I would post on every single day, 440 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,280 Speaker 1: and I was in character, like it was straight up 441 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,240 Speaker 1: like methodick the. 442 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,919 Speaker 3: Day the day Drew exposed this to me, like he 443 00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:42,439 Speaker 3: carried out this whole experiment, sought through and then showed 444 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,560 Speaker 3: me everything. I will never forget that day, like that 445 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,760 Speaker 3: was so fucking funny. Do you have screenshots of it? Uh? 446 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,760 Speaker 1: On my other phone? 447 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,000 Speaker 3: I do. 448 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,960 Speaker 1: I screen recorded everything before I deleted the account. But 449 00:21:55,640 --> 00:22:04,200 Speaker 1: for years I became very, very very close with Caitlyn 450 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:08,719 Speaker 1: Bennett's followers. I was in group chats, I was chatting 451 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,679 Speaker 1: with them and dms. They were responding to my messages. 452 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,400 Speaker 1: They were responding to my tweets. I was liking their tweets, 453 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,159 Speaker 1: I was responding to their tweets. I got really really 454 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:24,920 Speaker 1: close to these fucking freakazoids. Well, basically, like the account, 455 00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:30,240 Speaker 1: I was like cosplaying as was this middle aged woman 456 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:35,600 Speaker 1: that had children and a husband. Well, she found out 457 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:41,120 Speaker 1: that her husband was leaving him or was leaving her 458 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,000 Speaker 1: because he cheated on her with a woman and she 459 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,760 Speaker 1: was hotter than her. So this woman like while being 460 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,200 Speaker 1: a Kitlyn Bennett fan account responding to every single Caitlyn 461 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,520 Speaker 1: Bennett twet, I even got like interactions with Caitlyn, like 462 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,879 Speaker 1: I was like taking up for her and defending her. 463 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,399 Speaker 1: I was like, Caitlyn did not shit herself, Like y'all 464 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,800 Speaker 1: are like absolutely insane, Like y'all are y'all are making 465 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,600 Speaker 1: this up? Y'all are just in love with her? Like 466 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:07,840 Speaker 1: what the fuck? Well, this woman's husband left her and 467 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,800 Speaker 1: cheated on her and left her for another woman and 468 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,399 Speaker 1: left her with the children. Will that sent her into 469 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:16,239 Speaker 1: a very very deep like psychosis where she was like 470 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,480 Speaker 1: freaking the fuck out And then she was like, wait, 471 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,159 Speaker 1: I might be gay, Like I think I'm actually in 472 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,360 Speaker 1: love with Caitlyn. So she started like manically tweeting at 473 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,520 Speaker 1: Caitlin that she was like in love with her, and 474 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,199 Speaker 1: like it was getting really freaky and people started being 475 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,399 Speaker 1: like are you good, Like what's going on, girl? 476 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:36,000 Speaker 3: I'm like I have the clearest image right now in 477 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,280 Speaker 3: my head of like one of the tweets where you 478 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:41,080 Speaker 3: found a random picture of a cup of beer. And 479 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,800 Speaker 3: you also like made her an alcoholic for a while, 480 00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:45,919 Speaker 3: Like it'd be like in the middle of the day 481 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,000 Speaker 3: and you'd be like, well, if it's five o'clock somewhere, Yeah, 482 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:49,440 Speaker 3: she was. 483 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,640 Speaker 1: She was a very She was an alcoholic with her children, 484 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:58,360 Speaker 1: and then she started actually losing her mind and like 485 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,280 Speaker 1: tweaking the fuck out and talking about like codes in 486 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:05,400 Speaker 1: the sky. Well, the government took her children from her 487 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,280 Speaker 1: and so it was just her. So then she started 488 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,320 Speaker 1: tweeting at Caitlin like, hey, I know you have high 489 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,760 Speaker 1: up connects like in the government and Congress. Can you 490 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,560 Speaker 1: get my kids back? And then when Caitlyn wasn't responding, 491 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,920 Speaker 1: she would start freaking the fuck out and being like, well, 492 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,600 Speaker 1: I fucking hate this bitch, Like I gave you my body, 493 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,680 Speaker 1: like I gave you everything I sent you nudes like unsolicited. Yeah, 494 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,000 Speaker 1: it's like all this shit, like she was just like 495 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:32,199 Speaker 1: freaking the fuck out. Well, then she got diagnosed with 496 00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:36,400 Speaker 1: schizophrenia and started talking about the codes in the sky 497 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,120 Speaker 1: and that like everything will make sense if you look 498 00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:40,520 Speaker 1: for the code. 499 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,719 Speaker 3: Yeah. The tweets would be like, guys, right outside, they 500 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,720 Speaker 3: have the codes in the sky right now her Yeah, 501 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,879 Speaker 3: and then you would be like, fuck, it's so windy, guys, 502 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,679 Speaker 3: like cause I always imagine it in my head that 503 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,040 Speaker 3: you thought it was like she was seeing like a 504 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,800 Speaker 3: jet like when I yeah, exactly like these words in 505 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,120 Speaker 3: the sky. 506 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,960 Speaker 1: And I even like edited photos of what she was seeing, 507 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,199 Speaker 1: Like I would take pictures of the sky and like 508 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,399 Speaker 1: edit photos of it and like write like really like 509 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:08,399 Speaker 1: shitty numbers. Sorry, I'm scrolling through my photo library to 510 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,280 Speaker 1: see if I have them. Oh wait, I literally have, 511 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:16,040 Speaker 1: like I have my God. Yeah, okay, so liars Kate 512 00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:20,280 Speaker 1: never shit herself. Okay, can we agree that at Kate 513 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:25,240 Speaker 1: is braver than most US Marines? Oh wait, this is 514 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,880 Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't know if I have Kate. That's Bernice. Yeah. 515 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:34,119 Speaker 1: Do you think at Kate gun Girls supports homophobia? I 516 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,600 Speaker 1: really hope not. Dead rose emoji, and then someone responded 517 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,600 Speaker 1: back and said, no, I think she loves the gaze 518 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,400 Speaker 1: and I said, good to know, thanks for your support. 519 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:47,199 Speaker 1: And then I also made merch for Caitlyn Bennett. I mean, like. 520 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,840 Speaker 3: Drew would like just talk to these people about their 521 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,800 Speaker 3: days and then randomly, if they started talking about political stuff, 522 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:59,920 Speaker 3: Drew would just randomly like character it become like incredibly liberal. 523 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,640 Speaker 3: But then like the people would be. 524 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,960 Speaker 1: Like, oh, oh okay, no, I was dead ass a 525 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,080 Speaker 1: sleeper cell. Like I turned some of these like middle 526 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,000 Speaker 1: aged women out, Like I was like, no, like you 527 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,639 Speaker 1: have to view it from this perspective, and like they 528 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,200 Speaker 1: would be like, oh wait, like that's actually tea. 529 00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,639 Speaker 3: Like I go back to tweeting and be like the codes, 530 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,080 Speaker 3: the codes. 531 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't for nothing. Also in twenty eighteen, I 532 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:24,159 Speaker 1: tweeted as a gay woman with three children and then 533 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:31,120 Speaker 1: I said make America great again hashtag two A. Anyone 534 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,400 Speaker 1: have any wine suggestions. I'm tired of drinking barefoot. Cheap 535 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:38,760 Speaker 1: and effective, but it doesn't taste good. Who started the 536 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,240 Speaker 1: rumor at Caitlyn Bennett is gay? Love that girl, but 537 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,280 Speaker 1: she has a boyfriend. Ladies, that was part of her 538 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,480 Speaker 1: arc where she was like trying to convince herself that 539 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,439 Speaker 1: Caitlyn was gay, that like she like had a chance 540 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,000 Speaker 1: with her. 541 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,000 Speaker 3: Babe, I love the wine tweet. 542 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:58,239 Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh. I also did like start like commenting on 543 00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:02,280 Speaker 1: every single one of Caitlyn's pictures on Twitter saying like 544 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,359 Speaker 1: we love a gay queen, like she's so gay, like 545 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,920 Speaker 1: we support her, and people would like freaking fuck out. 546 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,680 Speaker 1: They would like they would take up for her and 547 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,960 Speaker 1: be like she is not gay, Like, don't say that 548 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,840 Speaker 1: about her. So I tweeted, I am being attacked and 549 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:20,320 Speaker 1: ridiculed for being LGBT and supporting hashtag Kitlyn Bennett. The 550 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:26,520 Speaker 1: entire LGBT supports and accepts Kitlyn Bennett and her apology. 551 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:32,960 Speaker 1: Queen of the Gays, Queen of the Gays, trying to 552 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,879 Speaker 1: get my job back. Only have two thousand dollars saved up, 553 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,399 Speaker 1: have bills to pay in children, to feed people. I 554 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,359 Speaker 1: think I was trying to like siphon money at that 555 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,640 Speaker 1: point from like my supporters, was trying to get them 556 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:46,560 Speaker 1: to like donate to me. 557 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,120 Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude. 558 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,919 Speaker 1: Long time, no speak. My kids were taken from me 559 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,240 Speaker 1: because I wasn't prioritizing them. I have two. I have 560 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,400 Speaker 1: to work two jobs and keep a roof over their 561 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,919 Speaker 1: heads and food on the table. My job were My 562 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,720 Speaker 1: jobs were for my children. This country is dark, sick 563 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,320 Speaker 1: and twisted and headed in a dark direction. 564 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,080 Speaker 3: Oh, that one's really real. 565 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:11,879 Speaker 1: Yeah. 566 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,159 Speaker 3: Wait, do you have the a expernice ones? 567 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:15,000 Speaker 1: Yeah? 568 00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:16,840 Speaker 3: Oh my god? Should we tell that story? 569 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,360 Speaker 1: I feel like have we We've told We've told the expertience. 570 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,080 Speaker 1: I've probably told this too, like a million times. Oh. 571 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:25,960 Speaker 1: I had a prepper arc where I was like, we're 572 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,080 Speaker 1: like a doomsday proper. 573 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:27,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. 574 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was asking for advice. 575 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,040 Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna be on the next season of 576 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,120 Speaker 3: Love Island. It's kind of my vibe. 577 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,320 Speaker 1: That's like a horrible vibe that doesn't matter your energy, 578 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:38,040 Speaker 1: that doesn't matter. 579 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,440 Speaker 3: Your I would get along so well. I'd be a favorite. 580 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,080 Speaker 1: Honestly, you would be a fan favorite because you're just 581 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:43,600 Speaker 1: too real. 582 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,680 Speaker 3: No. I would actually freak out and I'd be like 583 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,040 Speaker 3: locked up in the bedroom. 584 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,040 Speaker 1: All day, Like they would lock you up, bro. 585 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,480 Speaker 3: Like, bitch, let me put some fucking clothes on. I'd 586 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,600 Speaker 3: start walking around with the duvet wrapped around my shoulders. 587 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,520 Speaker 3: I would just like I'm I would be like I'm 588 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,040 Speaker 3: literally an that's what's fucked up. How many of those 589 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,120 Speaker 3: bitches are a niemick and they like aren't allowed to 590 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,680 Speaker 3: wear clothes. I feel like I would be fucking freezing 591 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,040 Speaker 3: in there. 592 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,600 Speaker 1: That is tea. I never thought about that. Also, the 593 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,000 Speaker 1: one we were watching like with fully just nude people. 594 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,959 Speaker 3: Oh my god, we haven't talked about that, have we not? 595 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,120 Speaker 3: I don't think so. There's naked attraction. Is that what 596 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,760 Speaker 3: it's called. I'm not sure it's some shit like that. No, 597 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,680 Speaker 3: naked attraction is the HBO the one we watch on HBO. 598 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:28,920 Speaker 3: That's that One's like that one makes me sick because 599 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,680 Speaker 3: I hate like the guys, like I literally hate it. 600 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,959 Speaker 3: It makes me like sick. But no, we found this 601 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,640 Speaker 3: dating show that's like Love Island, except everyone is like 602 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,640 Speaker 3: fully completely. 603 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:43,400 Speaker 1: Fucking as naked, like not like oh they're like wearing 604 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,400 Speaker 1: a loincloth or like nipple pasties, like fully naked, no 605 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:47,040 Speaker 1: socks notion. 606 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,800 Speaker 3: Even in the confessionals and the guys all always sit 607 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,720 Speaker 3: with their like legs spread to the camera and it is. 608 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,400 Speaker 1: Like this like imagine this view, but like naked with 609 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,680 Speaker 1: it all just hanging out. 610 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,840 Speaker 3: The camera is like kind of out a lower angle. 611 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:04,320 Speaker 3: It is so fucking disgusting. But the show was so 612 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,040 Speaker 3: insane to watch. You would be shocked though, because it 613 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:13,120 Speaker 3: turns out they are so fucking boring, like them being naked, 614 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,440 Speaker 3: the shock. 615 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,880 Speaker 1: It wears over. Yeah, the shock value of it. 616 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, it like just disintegrates. 617 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. 618 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,280 Speaker 3: I guess maybe that's why, like Naked Attraction is such 619 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,959 Speaker 3: a fast paced show, or that's why it's like so 620 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:24,880 Speaker 3: good that Like it's. 621 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,320 Speaker 1: Also because it's new people every time. Yeah, you're seeing 622 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,560 Speaker 1: new body parts, Like it gets boring, like looking at 623 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 1: I mean, every dude on that show is the scariest 624 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,240 Speaker 1: motherfucker I've ever seen, except for one. 625 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,040 Speaker 3: The men on the show. Also, like it's always the bodies. 626 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,920 Speaker 3: You're like, oh my god, and then they show the 627 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,080 Speaker 3: face and I'm like, how is she supposed to say 628 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,680 Speaker 3: who's going home? Because I would have been like, it's 629 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,640 Speaker 3: like the balloon pop where you hear, like that's what 630 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:48,760 Speaker 3: would happen in that room. 631 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,880 Speaker 1: If I walked into a twenty V one, they would 632 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,680 Speaker 1: all keep their balloon unpopped. 633 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:58,840 Speaker 3: No, they would eat the balloon. I eat it. Well, 634 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,480 Speaker 3: if I was in a twenty V one, I think 635 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,960 Speaker 3: I would win and I'd probably just go on a 636 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:07,160 Speaker 3: date with like everybody, The more the merrier. I'm not kidding, though, 637 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,080 Speaker 3: I really want to drive a school bus soon, like 638 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,000 Speaker 3: I wish I was kidding. 639 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,040 Speaker 1: I was watching bit you bet bet I thought I 640 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,320 Speaker 1: wasn't gonna steal a bus. We stole a bus. 641 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,920 Speaker 3: You the first part of that sentence was that you. 642 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,320 Speaker 1: Thought I wasn't gonna steal a bus. We stole a bus. 643 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,880 Speaker 3: Did those girls get in trouble for that? 644 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,360 Speaker 1: I know they started posting like vlogs on YouTube that 645 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,640 Speaker 1: have like one hundred likes or one hundred views on 646 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,120 Speaker 1: them that like, I was obsessed with them, But I 647 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,520 Speaker 1: don't think they ever really got in trouble. I think 648 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,959 Speaker 1: they got like a slap on the wrist. 649 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:42,640 Speaker 3: Okay, but I was watching people. Do I keep getting 650 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:46,480 Speaker 3: emails about fucking Hurricane Milton, Like I think Florida thinks 651 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,520 Speaker 3: I'm still a resonant there because I it's update number seven. 652 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,760 Speaker 3: Damn you emailed me seven times today. Oh leave me alone, 653 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:53,120 Speaker 3: I have to. 654 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,880 Speaker 1: It's kind of cool though, to get that they have 655 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,840 Speaker 1: like they're not just like that they have an update system. 656 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,600 Speaker 1: The future is awesome. 657 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,760 Speaker 3: Actually, it's not like in the scary videos we watch 658 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,800 Speaker 3: about tornadoes before phones, and it's like nobody could have 659 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,040 Speaker 3: told them the tornado was coming, so they all just died. 660 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:12,640 Speaker 3: They perish. 661 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,760 Speaker 1: I know, Oh yeah, cool. 662 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,880 Speaker 3: But I was watching videos of people tore the new 663 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,239 Speaker 3: school buses and I really want to drive one, and 664 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,400 Speaker 3: they don't seem that hard to drive. Like I genuinely 665 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,440 Speaker 3: think I would be a really good bus driver because 666 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:30,200 Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a good driver. Why are you 667 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,160 Speaker 3: shocking your head now? 668 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,800 Speaker 1: I mean you're I'm a girl, You're a girl. 669 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not kidding. 670 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,360 Speaker 1: I forgot, yeah that I can't be a bus driver 671 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,480 Speaker 1: or just a driver driver in general. 672 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,520 Speaker 3: Driver ouhbo driver, oohoo. 673 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:46,920 Speaker 1: Driver. 674 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,880 Speaker 3: But yeah, so if anybody can get me in contact 675 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,400 Speaker 3: with somebody who could let me get in a bus 676 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,360 Speaker 3: and drive it around, I would be so happy because, 677 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,440 Speaker 3: like imagine me driving the school bus and all of 678 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,000 Speaker 3: you guys in the back. Maybe we just need a 679 00:32:59,120 --> 00:32:59,880 Speaker 3: van though. 680 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,080 Speaker 1: A big bus. 681 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, but then we I because I wanted to be full, 682 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,600 Speaker 3: like I wanted to be Like I imagine a very jovial scene, 683 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,640 Speaker 3: like the music's playing, like everybody's talking is on the radio, 684 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,200 Speaker 3: everybody's like in the backseat singing, but on a really 685 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,080 Speaker 3: big bus with only like five of us in it, 686 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,160 Speaker 3: it's gonna be kind of sad. 687 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,440 Speaker 1: Wow, we we are we really we took the year 688 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,560 Speaker 1: of rest and relaxation a little too serious. Yeah, we 689 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,680 Speaker 1: have no more friends. 690 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,000 Speaker 3: That's not true. Speak for your fucking self. 691 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,480 Speaker 1: I have so many friends. 692 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,560 Speaker 3: Actually, don't get me st on how many friends. 693 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,200 Speaker 1: I have, because I'm like having a lot of friends. 694 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,080 Speaker 1: Expert you know a lot about having their friends. 695 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, speak for yourself, hope, because I got too many. 696 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,520 Speaker 1: I don't have any more friends, like legitimately, like I've 697 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:48,440 Speaker 1: just like completely given up on like maintaining relationships with 698 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,320 Speaker 1: anybody in my life, Like if you don't live with me, 699 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,920 Speaker 1: like I don't see you, Like I literally don't. 700 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,840 Speaker 3: I guess yeah, I have started to tap into that. 701 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,600 Speaker 3: I think we talked about it on an episode, but 702 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,840 Speaker 3: I'm trying to get out of it. It's like I 703 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,520 Speaker 3: literally I leave the house and there's a calling, like. 704 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,040 Speaker 1: Spend money, spend money. 705 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,200 Speaker 3: I was gonna say, there's a calling back home, and 706 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,200 Speaker 3: then I feel bad because I'm like I'm gonna waste 707 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,759 Speaker 3: the day I get like no sunlight exposure. And then 708 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,600 Speaker 3: but the first twenty minutes of leaving the house, Like 709 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,000 Speaker 3: yesterday when I went and picked up my medication and 710 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,640 Speaker 3: it was like ten thirty am, and I'm like already 711 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,080 Speaker 3: already and out the door, and I was like, wow, 712 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,839 Speaker 3: life is beautiful, like there's not many people on the road. 713 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,680 Speaker 3: It's like a gorgeous temperature. And then I got back 714 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 3: inside and I looked out my window because I was 715 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,520 Speaker 3: like it was nice out there, and I just stood 716 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,239 Speaker 3: there and I was like, I'm not going back out there, 717 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,960 Speaker 3: like for the rest of the week. I don't actually 718 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,680 Speaker 3: want to do that. And it makes me sad though, 719 00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:41,360 Speaker 3: because like the joy I felt when I left the 720 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:45,000 Speaker 3: house early was compelling, but not compelling enough to not 721 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,480 Speaker 3: sit on the couch on my eye. 722 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,399 Speaker 1: My thing is is like, actually, what is there to do? 723 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,320 Speaker 1: Like literally I don't know what there is to do anymore? 724 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,120 Speaker 1: Like that's this That's the scary fucking thing, is like 725 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,760 Speaker 1: I can't think of anything to do, like oh, like 726 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,160 Speaker 1: like yeah, let's go spend money, Like let's go get 727 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,680 Speaker 1: a coffee, like and spend twenty dollars on a fucking 728 00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,520 Speaker 1: coffee that I don't even drink, Like what is there 729 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,560 Speaker 1: to do? Like I literally can't tell you one. 730 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,959 Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess also, like we don't have really good 731 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,239 Speaker 3: parks because I was thinking about that the other day, 732 00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,359 Speaker 3: Like recently, I've been really craving going to the park, 733 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,920 Speaker 3: but we ended up going to Big Sir insaid, which 734 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,960 Speaker 3: if Big Service closed, bitch I would be there all 735 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,280 Speaker 3: the time. But we don't have like nice parks in La. Yeah, 736 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,319 Speaker 3: there's like there's like three que parks that I've been to, 737 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,640 Speaker 3: and I do like, bitch, I don't want to go 738 00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:40,040 Speaker 3: sit by the fucking dam and Silver Lake the reservoir 739 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,399 Speaker 3: like that shit is. 740 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,480 Speaker 1: Like walking around the wet reservoir is like so fried 741 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:44,920 Speaker 1: it is. 742 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,680 Speaker 3: It is crazy. Also, like even the body of water 743 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,960 Speaker 3: is like supposed to be eluding, that's your in nature, 744 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,120 Speaker 3: but it's literally in a cage. Like how the fuck 745 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,360 Speaker 3: you cage the lake? Like the lake is caged and 746 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,959 Speaker 3: then Echo Park is fucking cage. 747 00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,600 Speaker 1: Have you been seeing October? No, so like a bunch 748 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,960 Speaker 1: of straight dudes, Like it's like the whole like Winter arc, 749 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,000 Speaker 1: like I'm shaving my head, I'm bulking up, like I'm 750 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,240 Speaker 1: gonna take care of myself this winter, Like don't fucking 751 00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,879 Speaker 1: play with me, Like winter ark Er, Well, a bunch 752 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,000 Speaker 1: of dudes have been saying like, oh, it's like October, 753 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,160 Speaker 1: like you got to lock in for October, Like it's October, bitch, 754 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,759 Speaker 1: October really what October is? And it's been coined for 755 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:28,839 Speaker 1: like literally the last decade is chastity, men's chastity, where 756 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,360 Speaker 1: like locking your penis wait seriously, yes, and so like 757 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,560 Speaker 1: all these straight dudes are like hashtag October and they 758 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,719 Speaker 1: have no idea what they're referencing. And then the craziest 759 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:42,400 Speaker 1: part is is a lot of these like machismo dudes 760 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,520 Speaker 1: are gonna like see October and then. 761 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:49,160 Speaker 3: See you so funny because of me saying machismo to you. 762 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,160 Speaker 3: You say it like it's like like you say it 763 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,239 Speaker 3: instead of masculine. 764 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that is saying like mask it 765 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,360 Speaker 1: rolls off my tongue. It rolls off the tongue way 766 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:01,839 Speaker 1: better than fucking masculine. But all these dudes are gonna 767 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,560 Speaker 1: be like, oh, like, let's like see who's locking in 768 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,640 Speaker 1: for Loctober or click on it, and it's gonna be 769 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,360 Speaker 1: like a bunch of fucking locked penises down their feed. 770 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,319 Speaker 1: And then they're gonna be like, wait, why is this 771 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,359 Speaker 1: doing something for my brain right now? Why should I 772 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,600 Speaker 1: lock my penis up? So it's gonna be a sexual awakening, basically, 773 00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:18,640 Speaker 1: is what a lot of people. 774 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of people will be sexually awoken. 775 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,080 Speaker 1: A lot of people. 776 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,440 Speaker 3: Wait is chastity belt? Like? Can you get that on 777 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:25,240 Speaker 3: fucking Amazon? 778 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:26,359 Speaker 1: Uh? 779 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,120 Speaker 3: I have no idea, I will like, why do I 780 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,600 Speaker 3: want a girl chastity belt? Loki? 781 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,960 Speaker 1: I don't even know what a girl chastity belt looks like. 782 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,799 Speaker 1: I just know like the one underwear I was gonna say, 783 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,640 Speaker 1: I know, the one from scary movie where it looks 784 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,920 Speaker 1: like a jigsaw trap, like it's made of my way. 785 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,160 Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, Like that's what my brain was referencing. 786 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,360 Speaker 3: And then I was like, wait, that's like a comedy movie. 787 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,640 Speaker 3: That might not be what those look like, but I 788 00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:48,840 Speaker 3: think they are basically that. 789 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:54,520 Speaker 1: Uh oh, so it's just like a jockstrap for girl. 790 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,440 Speaker 3: Yeah I hate that? Like what, No, I want a 791 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,799 Speaker 3: chastity bell, but I wanted to be the cunty, big 792 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:04,839 Speaker 3: fucking underwear, like I like want a picture in this 793 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,560 Speaker 3: okay this shit, Like I actually don't want to know 794 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,879 Speaker 3: the employ. 795 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,640 Speaker 1: That's kind of cute, like the leather one or is 796 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:14,520 Speaker 1: that rested metal? 797 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,440 Speaker 3: I mean it's really cut, but it's a virginity chastity 798 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,719 Speaker 3: about Oh, Like that's I'm saying. I don't want to 799 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,680 Speaker 3: know the implications of all this because it's actually gonna 800 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,799 Speaker 3: start making me pissed off. But I will be buying one, 801 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,080 Speaker 3: and I'm gonna fucking wear one around, like I literally 802 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:33,400 Speaker 3: am never gonna have secks again. I'm bored. Should I 803 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,800 Speaker 3: keep talking about the school bosses? 804 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,640 Speaker 1: Or I was gonna talk about microplastics in our blood? 805 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:42,080 Speaker 1: So okay, so we all know, like microplastics are like 806 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,200 Speaker 1: in our blood, like all that shit, Like we all 807 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,200 Speaker 1: know it. Like it's in our ovaries, it's in our balls, 808 00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,359 Speaker 1: like it's in our penises, it's in our brain. It's 809 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,920 Speaker 1: crossing the blood brain barrier like da da da da 810 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:52,879 Speaker 1: da da da da da. 811 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:58,680 Speaker 3: But but wait, we could literally live with that. There 812 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,799 Speaker 3: were people who were eating out a buck can let plate. 813 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:06,680 Speaker 1: We're literally we're fucking fine. But if you lose blood, right, 814 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:12,480 Speaker 1: if you cut yourself on like your countertop with a 815 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,800 Speaker 1: loose tile or something, and you like cut and you 816 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:18,759 Speaker 1: lose blood, some of that blood might have microplastics in it. Right, 817 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,759 Speaker 1: and then your body will produce blood without microplastics in it. 818 00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,439 Speaker 1: So the tea is is what we should all do 819 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,640 Speaker 1: is either cut ourselves or get a bunch of leeches 820 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:35,040 Speaker 1: and suck all the microplastic blood out of our body 821 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,600 Speaker 1: and then just recreate new blood without microplastics. And the 822 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,560 Speaker 1: craziest thing is like they were they might have been 823 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:41,440 Speaker 1: onto something. 824 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,520 Speaker 3: Someone saying this yeah, like online, like seriously, like no, 825 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,440 Speaker 3: they were. It was just like a theory. 826 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,120 Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it was like remember when people were like 827 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:53,319 Speaker 1: telling kids to like put like certain chemicals in the 828 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,480 Speaker 1: microwave and started and it's making mustard gas. 829 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,200 Speaker 3: It's like the scent of yeah, cut yourself for new blood. 830 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,960 Speaker 3: Hashtag cut for new blood. 831 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, but the medieval be went onto something. 832 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,279 Speaker 3: Me when somebody took my copy of new Blood away 833 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,840 Speaker 3: and I'm like hashtag. 834 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:12,040 Speaker 1: Imagine being justin Bieber when people were literally cutting themselves 835 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,600 Speaker 1: for that is cutting for Bieber is crazy. 836 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,760 Speaker 3: Also, And like cut for Zane because he smoked weed. 837 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,960 Speaker 1: What the well that is hella toxic? Yeah yeah, that's 838 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,400 Speaker 1: that's like a noe blow. Like that's a note, like 839 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,040 Speaker 1: you don't do that. 840 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,319 Speaker 3: I didn't even think about that. 841 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was actually but it was really thing. 842 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,960 Speaker 3: It was like, what because Justin Bieber spit in a 843 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:31,680 Speaker 3: fucking bucket? 844 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,640 Speaker 1: No, I think it was probably because Justin smoked a cigarette, 845 00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,520 Speaker 1: Like it was some bullshit like that too. It might 846 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:40,200 Speaker 1: have been weed. 847 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,560 Speaker 3: You know. What's crazy is like, Okay, I understand the 848 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:49,239 Speaker 3: ideas and implications of making smoking in general popular, like 849 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,959 Speaker 3: when I hit my puff bar and I'm always holding 850 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,279 Speaker 3: onto it trust and believe. I think about the connotations 851 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,719 Speaker 3: of like people thinking that's okay, but I actively try 852 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,120 Speaker 3: to say. 853 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,560 Speaker 1: And we've said no to brands that try to. 854 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,960 Speaker 3: Get us to like some of those kind of things. 855 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,600 Speaker 3: I understand that, But the way some of y'all still react, 856 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,520 Speaker 3: Like remember the way people were acting when Jenna Ortega 857 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,480 Speaker 3: got seen smoking a cigarette. Did you see any of that? 858 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,319 Speaker 3: Like people weren't losing their fucking minds of here, Like 859 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,400 Speaker 3: I always knew she, Like I used to think she 860 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:21,240 Speaker 3: was cute. She looks like fucking shit now like damn bitch, 861 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,920 Speaker 3: Like can't a girl live a little? Like back up? Oh, 862 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,520 Speaker 3: like you're literally tweaky. People were like I can tell 863 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,400 Speaker 3: she's probably been doing this for like a few months. 864 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,640 Speaker 3: She looks old as fuck. Yeah, yeah, it's like, oh 865 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,440 Speaker 3: my god, back up, but I get it, but also like, 866 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,920 Speaker 3: no back up because. 867 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,399 Speaker 1: She's a grown as. 868 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,799 Speaker 3: It's basically like people are still doing that shit, like 869 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:46,520 Speaker 3: reacting like that, which is crazy because I idealized that, 870 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,040 Speaker 3: like response to it is such an old thing. But 871 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,359 Speaker 3: celebrities get flack for stuff like that all the time. 872 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,879 Speaker 3: It's like someone cursed or like stuck the middle finger 873 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,560 Speaker 3: to the paparazzi and then their friends are. 874 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,480 Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, like they're not pure. 875 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:03,720 Speaker 3: They're not pure anymore. H and like the shit Ariana 876 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:08,000 Speaker 3: Grande got for looking that damn donut. I hate America. 877 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,919 Speaker 1: She like, I think we're all old enough that she tore, 878 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,600 Speaker 1: she spilled. Every moment of that was real. 879 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,600 Speaker 3: I feel like we always thought it was funny. Like 880 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,440 Speaker 3: I remember seeing that on the literal news, like Channel 881 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,040 Speaker 3: seven News, walking into the living room being like Ariana 882 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,319 Speaker 3: Grande licks donut and says she hates America, and it's like, wow, 883 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,839 Speaker 3: that's really fucked up actually, like people just having dissertations 884 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:29,279 Speaker 3: about it. 885 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,719 Speaker 1: How long is the Great Wall of China? 886 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:35,680 Speaker 3: Okay no, no, I said it was. 887 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,839 Speaker 1: And you thought the Great Wall of China was eight 888 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:42,720 Speaker 1: miles long. Actually it was seven she said seven seven 889 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:49,640 Speaker 1: miles long, which like is a gross under like literally 890 00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,120 Speaker 1: just like very fair. 891 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,239 Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever even seen somebody I know 892 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,880 Speaker 3: go to the Great Wall of China, Like I've never 893 00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,080 Speaker 3: seen a photo of been, Like, oh my god, is 894 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,240 Speaker 3: that someone's up with a great Like it's not something 895 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,440 Speaker 3: I see, Like there's not even a picture of like 896 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,440 Speaker 3: Michael Jackson at the Great Wall of China, Like the 897 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,000 Speaker 3: Great Wall of China is not that girl. In terms 898 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,560 Speaker 3: of tourism, like I feel like I've seen Stonehedge in Tiktoks. 899 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:16,640 Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about Stone Hinge, Like I 900 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:17,239 Speaker 1: don't give up. 901 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,160 Speaker 3: What are the seven Wonders of the World? 902 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,719 Speaker 1: I literally don't know. 903 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,680 Speaker 3: Can we look that up? 904 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:25,360 Speaker 1: Also, just for your information, the Great Wall of China 905 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,920 Speaker 1: is thirteen and seventy one miles long, which is mind 906 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:35,239 Speaker 1: bogging mogglingly big, Like that is unbelievable. Club America, yeah 907 00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:38,239 Speaker 1: you were actually really yeah, America is what was it 908 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,600 Speaker 1: like twenty four hundred miles wide or something like that 909 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,400 Speaker 1: at the widest point. So just like think about that 910 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,920 Speaker 1: and then think about how fucking big this wall is. 911 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,719 Speaker 1: Like actually, why why? Like I know why historically, like 912 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,239 Speaker 1: I know why, but like really, like they were not 913 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,800 Speaker 1: playing world wonders. 914 00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,400 Speaker 3: How much did that take to build? 915 00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,120 Speaker 1: I have no idea that. 916 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,280 Speaker 3: Years because oh my god, you know what was freaking 917 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,000 Speaker 3: me out the other day. I've talked about this before. 918 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,239 Speaker 1: Sometimes these literally more than half of them aren't even 919 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,440 Speaker 1: a fucking thing anymore. 920 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:09,359 Speaker 3: Girl. 921 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,160 Speaker 1: We need new world wonders like Enya's vagina because it's 922 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,000 Speaker 1: so fucking big. 923 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,480 Speaker 3: No, you know what's a new world wonders like Giant Penis, 924 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,480 Speaker 3: the dome in Las Vegas, Like that's what we have 925 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,440 Speaker 3: to show now, like for technological. 926 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:27,560 Speaker 1: Advances, the entire state building. Yeah, the world wonders now 927 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:32,080 Speaker 1: are like the Apple like just like tech companies because 928 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:35,600 Speaker 1: they're like evaluations are like in the trillion Yeah, okay. 929 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,120 Speaker 1: The Great Pyramids of Giza, Yeah that makes sense. Those 930 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,520 Speaker 1: are epic, Like I want to go there, like the 931 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:45,440 Speaker 1: engineering that was involved, like that is so exciting. The 932 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:50,080 Speaker 1: Hanging Gardens of Babylon, The fuck is that? Like some bullshit? 933 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,160 Speaker 3: Like literally, what is it called the hanging edges? 934 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,920 Speaker 1: The hanging Gardens of Babylon. They don't even know if 935 00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,839 Speaker 1: they actually existed. That's the great way. 936 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,680 Speaker 3: What like, there's no picks. 937 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:07,279 Speaker 1: There's no picks, like what yeah, like it they don't 938 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,799 Speaker 1: even know if it was a real thing. It was 939 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,759 Speaker 1: just like it was like potentially a thing because they 940 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:12,560 Speaker 1: read about it. 941 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,920 Speaker 3: Okay, Then at that point I get to say, Okay, 942 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:16,840 Speaker 3: is this not real? 943 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,880 Speaker 1: No, that's ai bad. No, that might be a real picture, 944 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,000 Speaker 1: but not of the Babylonian gardens. 945 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:27,280 Speaker 3: But if they get to say this is a wonder 946 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,360 Speaker 3: offul the world, then I think Minnie's house at oh, 947 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,680 Speaker 3: to me, like. 948 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,239 Speaker 1: It was a very that like really shifted your brain. 949 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:36,520 Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. 950 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:37,719 Speaker 1: I only talk about that now. 951 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,479 Speaker 3: It did something to me, like it really it set 952 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,080 Speaker 3: something in me free, I'm not kidding. 953 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,440 Speaker 1: Also, like the craziest part is her entire house is 954 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,880 Speaker 1: a fucking kitchen like that. 955 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,920 Speaker 3: Don't get me started. Don't get me started, because I 956 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,120 Speaker 3: think I already said this in the last episode. Actually, 957 00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:52,840 Speaker 3: oh really, or maybe I didn't. 958 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:53,560 Speaker 1: I think we did. 959 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,879 Speaker 3: Basically, why is Mickey Mouse's house so fucking big? It's 960 00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,279 Speaker 3: two stories long and he has a huge waiting buy 961 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,839 Speaker 3: and you get to watch cartoons And I have said 962 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:06,960 Speaker 3: this already, but it still pisses me off there. Oh 963 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,359 Speaker 3: I want to go back so bad. 964 00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:13,080 Speaker 1: The Statue of Zeus at Olympia, a forty foot statue 965 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,840 Speaker 1: of Zeus made of gold and ivory that was destroyed 966 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,160 Speaker 1: when the temple was burned in fourteen twenty six. CE 967 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:20,359 Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. 968 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,600 Speaker 3: Oh wait, so it's not a thing. 969 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:22,439 Speaker 1: It's not a thing. 970 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,000 Speaker 3: Wait, no, I've been there in Fortnite. 971 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,720 Speaker 1: Oh true, that's true. True, No, that's not a thing anymore. 972 00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:30,960 Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. That is not a one. 973 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,040 Speaker 1: That is not that that does not inspire. 974 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,320 Speaker 3: Oney, I thought I thought all of them were things 975 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,600 Speaker 3: that you could fucking go to. 976 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:42,560 Speaker 1: Temple of Artemies at asephsis Ephesis Temple Artemies. Yeah, that 977 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,160 Speaker 1: was a thing, and there's ruins of it still, which 978 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,480 Speaker 1: is pretty iconic. So I'll let that one slide. 979 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, this is and it's also I've literally also been 980 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:53,160 Speaker 3: here in fortnite. 981 00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, period, like exactly. Also, like the tea with that 982 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,319 Speaker 1: one is the same as like the pyramid of like 983 00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,640 Speaker 1: the end engineering involved, like the engineering the Stem girls 984 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:07,200 Speaker 1: and stem Baby like of it all, like the Mausoleum 985 00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:15,000 Speaker 1: at Halaccuss. I don't give a fuck a Parisian wonder. Okay, 986 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:20,800 Speaker 1: the Mausoleum at Tyrese Haliburton's. 987 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,960 Speaker 3: Ass the mausoleum. 988 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,000 Speaker 1: Or Tyrese Haliburton is a basketball player, and it is 989 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:36,520 Speaker 1: Halla Carnassius. Then the Colossal of Rhoads, a huge bronze 990 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:40,640 Speaker 1: statue built to commemorate the rising of the Siege of Road. 991 00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,920 Speaker 3: Wait. I don't think this one exists anymore either. 992 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:46,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, none of them exist. And then this Colossal of 993 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:50,839 Speaker 1: Rhodes was like this, like giant statue at like a 994 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:56,520 Speaker 1: port in a city that like was ginormous. But again 995 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,640 Speaker 1: it doesn't fucking exist. And then the last one. 996 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,640 Speaker 3: It does exist, and it's bunk as fun. Yeah no, 997 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,640 Speaker 3: I would see that in like the Central Park. 998 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,440 Speaker 1: Yeah no, literally it looks like I fucking built out 999 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:11,239 Speaker 1: in my backyard, Like I literally don't care. And then 1000 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:15,880 Speaker 1: the last one is the Lighthouse of Alexandria. Again probably 1001 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,600 Speaker 1: doesn't fucking exist. There probably aren't even ruins of it. Also, 1002 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,360 Speaker 1: I'm not buying the Library of Alexandra Alexandria. 1003 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:27,680 Speaker 3: Okay, this isn't real. Wait, oh this is like a 1004 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,680 Speaker 3: model version because I was like, oh, how the fuck 1005 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,640 Speaker 3: was anybody hanging out? 1006 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:37,640 Speaker 1: Yeah? No, yeah, so I really actually don't give a 1007 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,440 Speaker 1: fuck like about any of that shit, Like the. 1008 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,440 Speaker 3: Only one I'll wait, so Stonehedge is not. 1009 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:48,279 Speaker 1: Stone Hinge and fucking the Grey Waller China are not 1010 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:52,280 Speaker 1: considered world wonders basically yeah, no, at least on that list, 1011 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,000 Speaker 1: Like the only one is the Pyramids of Giza. Also, 1012 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,160 Speaker 1: we need to have start having this conversation. The best 1013 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,280 Speaker 1: pro Shop Peermi and Tennessee is a world wonder? 1014 00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,160 Speaker 3: Is it actually huge? 1015 00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:05,360 Speaker 1: It's massive? 1016 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:09,279 Speaker 3: It's ginormous because I've only seen the like franchise ones 1017 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,280 Speaker 3: where they're like tiny. 1018 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:16,080 Speaker 1: No, the pyramid is ginormous. Why like, okay, the dude 1019 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,720 Speaker 1: that built it was just like I want one. 1020 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,440 Speaker 3: Oh okay, So someone built it because at first I 1021 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,920 Speaker 3: was like I was thinking of like modern times and 1022 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,160 Speaker 3: why those big I think ever show up and I'm like, 1023 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,400 Speaker 3: it's like what was there before? Like a ross? 1024 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,560 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I think actually it was a 1025 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:37,279 Speaker 1: like basketball arena and then they converted it into let 1026 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:38,560 Speaker 1: me look that up because I couldn't. 1027 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,520 Speaker 3: The America's architecture is fucking crazy. 1028 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,480 Speaker 1: It's so cooked. It is so cooked, like. 1029 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:48,160 Speaker 3: It's so ugly, but something about it is so gorgeous 1030 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,279 Speaker 3: like certain parts of it. 1031 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just sporting and entertainment, including basketball tournaments. 1032 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,000 Speaker 1: And then they bought it and turned it into a 1033 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:02,880 Speaker 1: big as bass pro shup. God bless America, God bless 1034 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:08,359 Speaker 1: our fucking troops. Start your engines. It made the best 1035 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:08,920 Speaker 1: woman win. 1036 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:12,880 Speaker 3: I literally like, I'm gonna freak out, bro, I cannot 1037 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:17,400 Speaker 3: believe it. Like sometimes when I'm driving around recently, I 1038 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,280 Speaker 3: forgot where I was driving, but I saw a taco bell. 1039 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:21,760 Speaker 1: Wait, why were you driving? 1040 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,759 Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry. There was a man driving for okay, good, Yeah, 1041 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,600 Speaker 3: girls can't drive. We know this. So I was in 1042 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:33,440 Speaker 3: the passenger seat, but I was driving passenger princess. 1043 00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,160 Speaker 1: You know where the I'm where passenger princess. 1044 00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:37,160 Speaker 3: Yeah the fuck you are? 1045 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, like and you like grab my thigh 1046 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,440 Speaker 1: and like pat my head and ship. I was having 1047 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:45,239 Speaker 1: like a really bad day yesterday and Enya was so 1048 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,120 Speaker 1: affectionate and loving and caring and supporting that it literally 1049 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,080 Speaker 1: took me out of it. 1050 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:50,399 Speaker 3: Really. 1051 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,239 Speaker 1: Yes, it was really sweet, and I. 1052 00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:57,919 Speaker 3: Feel like I've recently become extremely like physically affectionate with me. Yeah, 1053 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:58,759 Speaker 3: yeah to you. 1054 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,719 Speaker 1: And it's really hard to not get a boner. You're 1055 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,000 Speaker 1: it's so hard. 1056 00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,800 Speaker 3: It's so hard sometimes when I give you physical effection, 1057 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,799 Speaker 3: I'm like, does he think I'm actually fucking crazy for this? 1058 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,800 Speaker 1: Like like literally never once have I ever thought of 1059 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,160 Speaker 1: it anything other than you touching me as a friend. 1060 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,120 Speaker 3: Well, I was doing it because I really want to 1061 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:17,759 Speaker 3: hook up again. 1062 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:20,280 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like when you start touching my penis, 1063 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:24,960 Speaker 1: but oh, like it's really jarring when you start touching 1064 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:25,640 Speaker 1: my good. 1065 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,960 Speaker 3: Yeah stop literally stop. We've talked about this before, but 1066 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,880 Speaker 3: like I never need to know that you have a 1067 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,279 Speaker 3: naked body under those clothes, like all the way naked. 1068 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:33,560 Speaker 1: Yeah. 1069 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,600 Speaker 3: No, it's like I'm so scared. 1070 00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,440 Speaker 1: And I hate my body so you I mean. 1071 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,600 Speaker 3: Me, And no, it's not about no, no, it's not 1072 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,440 Speaker 3: about hitting your body because I'm something basically naked, but 1073 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:47,359 Speaker 3: I just can't see your parts, Like that's too. 1074 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:51,080 Speaker 1: Much, gal, Because I was growing, I already. 1075 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,239 Speaker 3: Think it's so disgusting looking. So then if I saw 1076 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,440 Speaker 3: on you, it was like fact that I have for you. 1077 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,080 Speaker 1: We had a girl that went to my school and 1078 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:04,760 Speaker 1: her name was literally Jenna Tolls. Jenna Tolls. Her parents 1079 00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,520 Speaker 1: were fucking wicked for that shit. 1080 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,480 Speaker 3: Okay, you said you wanted to name your. 1081 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:15,760 Speaker 1: Daughters Mantis, Orchid, and Karma. That's such good names. 1082 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:21,800 Speaker 3: I can let Orchid go. Orchid is cute, Mantis. 1083 00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,000 Speaker 1: Orchid and mantis are cute names because like. 1084 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:28,560 Speaker 3: Mantis something and what Karma Karma. 1085 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:32,440 Speaker 1: Because okay, imagine in high school, like someone does something 1086 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:36,439 Speaker 1: mean to my daughter Karma, and then like someone takes 1087 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,719 Speaker 1: up for her and beats the fuck out of the 1088 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:42,560 Speaker 1: girl that bullied my daughter Karma, and then everyone's like, yeah, 1089 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:44,960 Speaker 1: Karma is a bitch. Or Karma literally beats the fuck 1090 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,759 Speaker 1: out of someone, like, yeah, Karma is a bitch, Like 1091 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,800 Speaker 1: or Karma is like a little mean, Everyone's like, yeah, 1092 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:51,320 Speaker 1: I think. 1093 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:56,880 Speaker 3: She would just like she would get bullied like really hard. 1094 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,920 Speaker 1: And then she retaliates and everybody's like, Karma's a bitch. 1095 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,560 Speaker 1: She would eat down And then Orchid and Mantis as 1096 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:06,360 Speaker 1: girl girl twins would be really cute because orchids mimic mantises, 1097 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:10,960 Speaker 1: praying mantises and so like it would be like them. 1098 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,439 Speaker 3: What would orchids like nickname be though, because I'm not sick, 1099 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:19,840 Speaker 3: ork I thought I was thinking, like Orkie, come here, Orchy. 1100 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:21,600 Speaker 1: My little Orki girl. 1101 00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,839 Speaker 3: It just sounds like I'm saying porky, which would sound 1102 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,759 Speaker 3: really mean to say to a little no. 1103 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:31,839 Speaker 1: Or it would be oh, like an oh you, oh 1104 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:32,319 Speaker 1: come here. 1105 00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,560 Speaker 3: No, the more I think about it, orchid is awful, 1106 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,560 Speaker 3: orchid orchids it's for you. 1107 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,200 Speaker 1: No, but when you know the meaning, it's iconic. And 1108 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,759 Speaker 1: also they wouldn't be going to real school. My kids 1109 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,520 Speaker 1: are gonna be like in the thrown into the forest. 1110 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:50,600 Speaker 1: They're gonna be like John or Ted Kazinski children. Wait 1111 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:54,480 Speaker 1: John Kazinski, hold on, is who are all these people? 1112 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:59,840 Speaker 1: Ted Kazinski's like the guy, like the one guy, what 1113 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,520 Speaker 1: one guy, the guy that like did all the bombing 1114 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:07,880 Speaker 1: male shit, like the freak. Yeah, but he was like 1115 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:11,440 Speaker 1: really his whole thing was like death to technology, death 1116 00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:15,880 Speaker 1: to technology and death to like modernization, like reject modernity, 1117 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,480 Speaker 1: back to tradition, Like that was his whole shit. But 1118 00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:26,040 Speaker 1: John Krasinski, Okay, never mind. I thought there was some actor. 1119 00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,359 Speaker 1: Yeah that the Hall. They were related, y'all. We found 1120 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,080 Speaker 1: out John Hamm has like a giant fucking penis, like 1121 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,440 Speaker 1: the biggest fucking penis I've ever seen in my life, 1122 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:40,600 Speaker 1: and I need him. 1123 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,440 Speaker 3: Like sometimes you station where I'm like that does not 1124 00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,960 Speaker 3: need to be a sentence you have said about a 1125 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,640 Speaker 3: real person to the world. But then I remember when 1126 00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:50,120 Speaker 3: I said I wanted to give Bob Odenkirk head until 1127 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:51,920 Speaker 3: he had a heart attack and died. And then he 1128 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,520 Speaker 3: had a heart attack next week, and then I met 1129 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,279 Speaker 3: his daughter who was listening to that episode on the 1130 00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,399 Speaker 3: plane on the way to go see him when he had. 1131 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:05,239 Speaker 1: In the hospital. Oh, there's a fine line. I mean, 1132 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,520 Speaker 1: it gets to a point, do you know what I mean? Like, 1133 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,280 Speaker 1: it really gets to a point, Like recording this podcast, 1134 00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,640 Speaker 1: it gets to a fucking point. 1135 00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,759 Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. For the first ten minutes when I 1136 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:15,680 Speaker 3: sat down, I was like. 1137 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,680 Speaker 1: No, the first like forty minutes for me, I was like, 1138 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:19,680 Speaker 1: I did, that's not like we. 1139 00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,919 Speaker 3: Need to keep going because it was a weird vibe. Also, 1140 00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,960 Speaker 3: it was because the second I sat down, I started 1141 00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:25,960 Speaker 3: to get high, and I was like, when we were 1142 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,040 Speaker 3: talking about worldly things, I really looked at the camera 1143 00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:31,080 Speaker 3: and I was like, and I just had to stare 1144 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,040 Speaker 3: at you for a second. I was like, there's people 1145 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:34,200 Speaker 3: who are going to see me right now. 1146 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:39,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this does not make sense. Oh my god, wait, y'all. 1147 00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:43,160 Speaker 1: I got so fucking sick, like I was like on 1148 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,920 Speaker 1: the verge of the girl, I was really close to dying, 1149 00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:50,000 Speaker 1: Like it was actually really scary, like it was. I 1150 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,080 Speaker 1: was like I might need to go to the hospital, 1151 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,520 Speaker 1: like it was really bad. No, it was like the 1152 00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:00,000 Speaker 1: I'm like God blessed me, Like I really was blessed 1153 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,120 Speaker 1: with like a very chill sickness because now I'm immune 1154 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,560 Speaker 1: to whatever the fuck that was for the rest of 1155 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,520 Speaker 1: the year, so I want to get it. And it 1156 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,520 Speaker 1: was so casual. It did kick my fucking ass one 1157 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,239 Speaker 1: of the days, but I was like, you know what, 1158 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,520 Speaker 1: like I'm gonna go outside get some sun. Yeah, I'm 1159 00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,880 Speaker 1: gonna go get some sun by the river. It's gonna 1160 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,680 Speaker 1: be like a really good vibe. Like I'm just gonna heal. 1161 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,600 Speaker 1: And if I can't handle it and I do get 1162 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,480 Speaker 1: really sick, I can just go back home. Y'all. Nature 1163 00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:26,319 Speaker 1: fucking healed me. 1164 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:30,280 Speaker 3: Like literally, Joe Sire, you guys were like chilling. 1165 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,680 Speaker 1: It was crazy, Like I went out there and like 1166 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:40,080 Speaker 1: almost immediately forgot about being ill, and I was like wow, like. 1167 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:42,240 Speaker 3: Like I love big, Sir, I love I love getting 1168 00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:44,920 Speaker 3: in water. It does something to my brain where I 1169 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,279 Speaker 3: actually feel stupid as fuck. Like when I get near 1170 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,520 Speaker 3: a body of water, like a different part of my 1171 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:52,400 Speaker 3: brain gets active. 1172 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,600 Speaker 1: That's really crazy epigenetic memory. 1173 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,279 Speaker 3: Like I will get in any body of water no 1174 00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:01,120 Speaker 3: matter how freezing it is, Like it doesn't it doesn't 1175 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,279 Speaker 3: mean anything to me, like it because it means so 1176 00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:03,880 Speaker 3: much to me. 1177 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:05,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. 1178 00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,000 Speaker 3: But I was telling Drew that I think the future 1179 00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:11,439 Speaker 3: RC for myself right now is when I'm like forty eight, 1180 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:15,120 Speaker 3: I'm gonna move up to Big Sir and sell nature 1181 00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:20,800 Speaker 3: connection passes to really rich, old white ladies and go 1182 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,960 Speaker 3: down like a spiritual psychosis tunnel with myself and these 1183 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,160 Speaker 3: ladies and take them out to the woods and be 1184 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,760 Speaker 3: like just sit just like breathe, breathe, and do. 1185 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:33,120 Speaker 1: Those kind of like meditation how to get into cold water? Yeah, yeah, 1186 00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,320 Speaker 1: last time we were in Big Sir, I didn't get 1187 00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:38,200 Speaker 1: in because I was like, it's too cold, it's too cold. 1188 00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:39,840 Speaker 1: And then at the end of that trip, I was 1189 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,280 Speaker 1: so upset with myself that I didn't get fully in 1190 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:45,600 Speaker 1: the water because I was like, honestly, like I need 1191 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,640 Speaker 1: to grow the fuck up, Like, oh look, it's too cold, 1192 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,920 Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna be cold, Like I'm gonna be cold 1193 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,760 Speaker 1: for like literally two seconds, like I can't do it, 1194 00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,200 Speaker 1: like actually grow up, Like it was pissing me the 1195 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,120 Speaker 1: fuck off. And so this time I was like writhing 1196 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:01,560 Speaker 1: around in that water and it was so fucking fun, 1197 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,760 Speaker 1: and I was water coloring. I wanted to bring my 1198 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,560 Speaker 1: airbrush and my painting that I'm working on right now, 1199 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,040 Speaker 1: but I forgot it, and so I had the water 1200 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:14,160 Speaker 1: color with a Okay, Emma Chamberlain, we need to have 1201 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,800 Speaker 1: a word. We really need to have a conversation. Because 1202 00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:25,760 Speaker 1: the watercolor kit you sent us or sent me, the colors. 1203 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:27,720 Speaker 3: In it, I have a feeling she didn't pick them. 1204 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,440 Speaker 3: I think they got picked by whatever company did the r. 1205 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:33,320 Speaker 1: Back, because they make a version of it that is 1206 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,960 Speaker 1: really iconic. Like it's like literally one of the greatest 1207 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,360 Speaker 1: things I've ever purchased for myself, like a decade ago, 1208 00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,800 Speaker 1: because watercolor was my first love. Like I love the 1209 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:46,800 Speaker 1: watercolor medium. But Emma, babe, those neon colors. We actually 1210 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:50,280 Speaker 1: need to have you on the podcast to discuss this, because. 1211 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,080 Speaker 3: To confront you about the matter. 1212 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it really did save. 1213 00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:57,400 Speaker 3: That, the matter being because Drew drew fucking Rocks while 1214 00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,680 Speaker 3: he was sitting there and he got really anxious and 1215 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,240 Speaker 3: sad because he thought his rocks didn't look like rocks. 1216 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,840 Speaker 3: And I saved the day because I turned over and 1217 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,880 Speaker 3: without knowing that, I was like, oh, did you draw 1218 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:06,560 Speaker 3: the rocks? 1219 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:07,360 Speaker 1: Yeah? 1220 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,200 Speaker 3: He was so happy. 1221 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:13,080 Speaker 1: But I redact all everything I just said because having 1222 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:16,959 Speaker 1: those colors was a fun experiment to work in luminosity, 1223 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:20,240 Speaker 1: because they're all fucking the most luminous colors I've ever 1224 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:24,440 Speaker 1: used in my life. And the paintings came out great. 1225 00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:26,760 Speaker 1: They came out great, and they pushed boundaries for me, 1226 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:29,240 Speaker 1: created a boundaries that I didn't know I could get past. 1227 00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:33,560 Speaker 1: And there was like this willingness to create. 1228 00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,080 Speaker 3: Because I was just looking at you and thinking about 1229 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:38,840 Speaker 3: you being like and I was writhing around and playing 1230 00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,720 Speaker 3: in the water, and I just thought about how long 1231 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,640 Speaker 3: it took for try to actually get in. Like he 1232 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,200 Speaker 3: was like, he's like, can you get this video of 1233 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,840 Speaker 3: me floating on the water, And I literally got like 1234 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,640 Speaker 3: twenty minutes worth of circling. 1235 00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,480 Speaker 1: And yet it was three minutes worth of footage, not 1236 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:58,040 Speaker 1: twenty and I was in the water. I just didn't 1237 00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:02,439 Speaker 1: want to get above my like diaphragm, because I don't 1238 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:06,120 Speaker 1: know why get Okay, as a guy, getting your penis 1239 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:09,120 Speaker 1: and balls in the water is a lot. Like the 1240 01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:12,280 Speaker 1: guys know what I'm talking about, Like that shit takes 1241 01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:13,960 Speaker 1: a lot to get it, and once you get past that, 1242 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,600 Speaker 1: it's pretty easy. But then the next hurdle is your diaphram, 1243 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:18,880 Speaker 1: because it like compresses up and like it makes you 1244 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:22,320 Speaker 1: go like it's just I don't like that feeling. So 1245 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,640 Speaker 1: that's where I couldn't get past. But for the most 1246 01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,760 Speaker 1: part the whole day, I was like walking around like 1247 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,560 Speaker 1: belly deep in the water, but I just eventually it 1248 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,160 Speaker 1: took me time, but I got in. 1249 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,000 Speaker 3: I love that water so much. 1250 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:36,000 Speaker 1: And it's so fucking cold, y'all. Like I'm not exaggerating, 1251 01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:37,880 Speaker 1: it's gotta be forty five degrees. 1252 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:39,400 Speaker 3: Oh it might be colder. 1253 01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:42,160 Speaker 1: Like it was so cold that it felt like my 1254 01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:45,240 Speaker 1: hands hurt within seconds of being in that water. 1255 01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,920 Speaker 3: I want to look it up, dude, it's eighty five degrees? 1256 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,440 Speaker 1: What what? 1257 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,760 Speaker 3: Girl? What the fuck is this website? I can't stand 1258 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,760 Speaker 3: websites like this, Like too many words put in bold. 1259 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:06,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, like literally about here, let me ask chat GPT. 1260 01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:10,640 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna ask chat GPT. Forty five. 1261 01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:13,560 Speaker 3: Felt colder to me. 1262 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:18,240 Speaker 1: That's that is like horribly cold. Forty five is awful. 1263 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,520 Speaker 3: Like the thing is, I want to drink it, Like 1264 01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,360 Speaker 3: I wish you could just drink the water there, But 1265 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:25,680 Speaker 3: would I die or would I get sick if I. 1266 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:29,160 Speaker 1: Drink I think you'd be fine. But don't drink creek 1267 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:34,680 Speaker 1: water unfiltered, like boil it first. But there's just the 1268 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:39,320 Speaker 1: chance that there's braining eating amiebas in there. 1269 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,360 Speaker 3: Yeah. Every time I like swim around with my head underwater, 1270 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,120 Speaker 3: and I like, I'll do this thing where I dunk 1271 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,840 Speaker 3: the sides of my head so that my hair can 1272 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,520 Speaker 3: lie lay with the middle part. And every time I 1273 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:51,880 Speaker 3: do this that so much water gets in my ears, 1274 01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,640 Speaker 3: and I'm really convinced that I'm gonna die. 1275 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:57,600 Speaker 1: Like for do girls pee out of their clitterests? Like 1276 01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,280 Speaker 1: is the hole out of the glitterists? 1277 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,280 Speaker 3: Yeah? All all three of the holes are. 1278 01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:08,200 Speaker 1: There, okay, because yeah, because. 1279 01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:10,400 Speaker 3: We have five holes. It's the three on the clitorists 1280 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,600 Speaker 3: and then there's one. 1281 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,920 Speaker 1: What about the sixth hole, the sixth hole the belly button. 1282 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,400 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the belly button with the chick going. 1283 01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:20,880 Speaker 1: On all the substance. I've seen it twice in the 1284 01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:25,440 Speaker 1: last week. It was like the first movie I've ever 1285 01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,120 Speaker 1: seen alone, actually, and going and seeing that alone is 1286 01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,040 Speaker 1: a cooked ass fucking I actually don't. 1287 01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:31,600 Speaker 3: Know if I've been to the movies alone because I'm 1288 01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,000 Speaker 3: not a fucking loser. 1289 01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:35,880 Speaker 1: But I have. I have been a lot more socialist strangers. 1290 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if you've noticed. 1291 01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,920 Speaker 3: I noticed he was talking to the man next to 1292 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,160 Speaker 3: us in substance, and I was like, hello, I'm right 1293 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,240 Speaker 3: here talking to that. 1294 01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:44,800 Speaker 1: I love like just like chopping it up with people, 1295 01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:46,760 Speaker 1: Like are you chopping it up? Have you been chopping 1296 01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:50,480 Speaker 1: it up? You've been chopping it up? Yeah, I love 1297 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:54,520 Speaker 1: just like having conversations with strangers. And honestly, it is 1298 01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,800 Speaker 1: really dark sided and sad how bad we all are 1299 01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:01,680 Speaker 1: at talking to strangers. Because I'm really bad at it, 1300 01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:04,480 Speaker 1: the other person is really bad at it. And I 1301 01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:06,880 Speaker 1: think we just need to be a little more comfortable. 1302 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,120 Speaker 3: But a little more sociable. 1303 01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:13,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, a little more sociable. But yeah, the substance so good. 1304 01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:19,959 Speaker 1: Go see it. It's so good. 1305 01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:23,439 Speaker 3: I know. It is. Like I always get scared when 1306 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:27,120 Speaker 3: movies get a lot of appraisal because I'm like, I'm 1307 01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:29,000 Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm a piece of shit. And I'll 1308 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,200 Speaker 3: go in with an overly critical eye and then be 1309 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,600 Speaker 3: like I didn't like it, probably subconsciously just to be different. 1310 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,560 Speaker 3: And I was really scared of that happening with this movie. 1311 01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:40,439 Speaker 3: But I actually loved it so much and it made 1312 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:45,919 Speaker 3: me audibly laugh so many times. It was funny, yeah, 1313 01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:49,360 Speaker 3: which did make me think, like damn, like it just 1314 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,200 Speaker 3: made it like so much better. And I don't want 1315 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:54,760 Speaker 3: to get into like the cinephile talk of it all, 1316 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,280 Speaker 3: but you just have to see it. 1317 01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:58,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll give it like another two weeks before we 1318 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,959 Speaker 1: talk about it, so everyone watching this can go find 1319 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,320 Speaker 1: a way to see it and pay for that goddamn movie, 1320 01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,760 Speaker 1: because it deserves to make twenty five million in the 1321 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:10,280 Speaker 1: box office, not the measily seventeen only two million dollars profit, 1322 01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:15,560 Speaker 1: because that movie was a master piece, and like, it 1323 01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:16,800 Speaker 1: was so fucking good. 1324 01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:20,680 Speaker 3: It was so good. We are too far in the 1325 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,720 Speaker 3: future for us to still be doing those fake, weird 1326 01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:25,919 Speaker 3: future car videos. Do you know what I'm talking about? 1327 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:29,200 Speaker 3: When it's like this is like the highly and I 1328 01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:32,560 Speaker 3: think it's kind of like an art form, like the 1329 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:37,680 Speaker 3: concept cars. I don't give a fuck, like you're showing 1330 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,840 Speaker 3: me like literally, that's like what my vibrators shaped like 1331 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,120 Speaker 3: you put it upside down, that's what all those cars 1332 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,120 Speaker 3: are shaped like, because they don't have wheels and they're 1333 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:45,560 Speaker 3: just like. 1334 01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:50,840 Speaker 1: This, like I'm giving like, none of those cars literally 1335 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,080 Speaker 1: can't drive faster than two miles, so it might as 1336 01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:55,640 Speaker 1: well be a fucking go car. Like it's pissing me off. 1337 01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:57,959 Speaker 1: And we will never reach that in our lifetimes because 1338 01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:00,960 Speaker 1: we'll get the concept cars fucking hundred years ago. Like 1339 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:03,760 Speaker 1: we're not even close to what they were theorizing. It's 1340 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,560 Speaker 1: literally just like taboost morale, like what like what is 1341 01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:07,960 Speaker 1: the point? 1342 01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:11,680 Speaker 3: Also not even that, but like we're already at the future, 1343 01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:14,760 Speaker 3: like we already have cars that drive themselves. We've already 1344 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:18,120 Speaker 3: established floating cars and not gonna happen cars. 1345 01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:20,360 Speaker 1: We're gonna be a thing in twenty twenty four. 1346 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,080 Speaker 3: They said it was gonna be a day in twenty 1347 01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:23,440 Speaker 3: nineteen and Blade Runner it. 1348 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:28,440 Speaker 1: Was like twenty nineteen, but instead they got Drew and 1349 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:31,200 Speaker 1: and your hosting a podcast called emergency Inercom, which might 1350 01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:32,000 Speaker 1: actually be better. 1351 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,680 Speaker 3: It is the future. No, I'm not kidding. We were 1352 01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,680 Speaker 3: watching Nurse Jackie before getting all this, and I was like, Josh, 1353 01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:40,000 Speaker 3: we're gonna have to take a pause because just like 1354 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,320 Speaker 3: these people go to work in this show and they're 1355 01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:45,120 Speaker 3: saving lives, I have a duto to fulfill and I 1356 01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:46,600 Speaker 3: have to go and sit in my chair and save 1357 01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:48,400 Speaker 3: lives because that's what I do at the end of 1358 01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:51,000 Speaker 3: the day. Yeah, Like when people ask what do you do? 1359 01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,880 Speaker 3: What are your aspirations? Exactly, I can't help but laugh 1360 01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,400 Speaker 3: at them because I'm like aspiration, Like, oh, you think 1361 01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,120 Speaker 3: I'm gonna say how much money I want to make 1362 01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:01,000 Speaker 3: or something like now we want to I mean to 1363 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:01,600 Speaker 3: say lives. 1364 01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:05,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, we like, we save lives, we give life two people. 1365 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,640 Speaker 3: We laughter is the cures meaning curing. 1366 01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:14,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, meaningful connections. Yeah, it's just it's very special. 1367 01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:16,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, and you guys should listen to the things we 1368 01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:18,720 Speaker 3: say because I know you think we're just being funny 1369 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,400 Speaker 3: half the time, but half of you guys are like. 1370 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,200 Speaker 1: Really weird, and y'all are sitting. 1371 01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:26,760 Speaker 3: You're like so weird. You're a weird person, and you 1372 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,080 Speaker 3: should be anxious. 1373 01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:31,720 Speaker 1: You're listening, but you're not hearing. Yeah, you're listening, but 1374 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:35,760 Speaker 1: you're not hearing. You're not digesting, you're not really really hearing. 1375 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,640 Speaker 3: What we're I'm not kidding, Drew. We need to do 1376 01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:40,080 Speaker 3: a full episode where that's all we do. It's like 1377 01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:42,800 Speaker 3: an hour of like being on a like fictional high 1378 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:46,760 Speaker 3: horse and awful and y'all have to be in on it. 1379 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,400 Speaker 3: So we have to leave this in because I just 1380 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:51,800 Speaker 3: want to see if it ever got clipped breaches, like 1381 01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:55,040 Speaker 3: if it breached people being like why would anybody listen 1382 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:55,240 Speaker 3: to that? 1383 01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:57,360 Speaker 1: Though it's so true, we just need to be like 1384 01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,560 Speaker 1: ego maniacs, like like you know how like sometimes in 1385 01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:04,640 Speaker 1: like movie like press tours, like an actress will be 1386 01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:07,840 Speaker 1: talking about like themselves and like or an actor will 1387 01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:12,800 Speaker 1: just be talking about himself and it's just like super pretentious, horrible, pretentious, 1388 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,400 Speaker 1: awful energy. We need to channel that. 1389 01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:16,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm gonna do that for my real 1390 01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:18,160 Speaker 3: life with all the people I love. 1391 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:21,400 Speaker 1: Guys. Halloween is coming up, Oh my god, and let's 1392 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,880 Speaker 1: just say the devil made me do it. We have 1393 01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:29,840 Speaker 1: good ass costumes planned, y'all. I'm doing a costume change. 1394 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,960 Speaker 1: I'm doing a costume change in the middle of the episode. 1395 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:36,919 Speaker 3: True low key. I need to do this. Oh my god, 1396 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,479 Speaker 3: oh my god, oh my god. If I hate hearing 1397 01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,480 Speaker 3: my own voice. Bro, I can't believe I have to 1398 01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:46,360 Speaker 3: listen to this later like I'm a federal agent. 1399 01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:48,760 Speaker 1: I'm a federal agent. 1400 01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:51,760 Speaker 3: That he got a problem with it because I'm Indian too, 1401 01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:53,000 Speaker 3: I'm Vietnamese. 1402 01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:56,280 Speaker 1: This the world, So who's gonna sell me my iPhones? 1403 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,240 Speaker 3: It's just trying to free the world. So who's gonna 1404 01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:58,960 Speaker 3: sell me my So? 1405 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,000 Speaker 1: Who's gonna sell me my eye? 1406 01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:00,400 Speaker 3: Oh? 1407 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:01,959 Speaker 1: Also like should we wow? 1408 01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:08,120 Speaker 3: Okay, so are we integrating I'm trying to change the 1409 01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:11,480 Speaker 3: world or or this bitch is trying to change the world, 1410 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:14,560 Speaker 3: or who's going to sell me this? Yeah, that's why 1411 01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:17,960 Speaker 3: I feel like, because like the world saving thing, if 1412 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,160 Speaker 3: somebody random hears us say that, they'll think we're being serious. 1413 01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:26,160 Speaker 1: Yeah it's the iPhone bar And then it's wow, he 1414 01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:29,160 Speaker 1: really left me on this hike, Like you really, you 1415 01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:30,599 Speaker 1: really left me on this HiPE? 1416 01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:34,000 Speaker 3: Is that from Khala? Is that the song that it's in. 1417 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:35,599 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's in that song. 1418 01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,040 Speaker 3: I don't think so either it's from Oh. 1419 01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,800 Speaker 1: No it is it is Friday? 1420 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,200 Speaker 3: But did not come back. 1421 01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:48,160 Speaker 1: Into rotage because anytime we talk about a hike, we 1422 01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:50,559 Speaker 1: just like Josiah or I will just be like, Wow, 1423 01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:51,840 Speaker 1: you really left me on this hike. 1424 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:53,680 Speaker 3: I feel like it. 1425 01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:59,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, but we just like if someone wrongs you, like 1426 01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:03,599 Speaker 1: take some thing from you, shows up late to something 1427 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,800 Speaker 1: you're at, you say, wow, you really left it on 1428 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,000 Speaker 1: this hike, Like you really left it. 1429 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,559 Speaker 3: It's like it's fucked up because we're talking about how 1430 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,160 Speaker 3: we just take random shit like that and we make 1431 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:15,960 Speaker 3: it a part of our vocabulary and all of us 1432 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,080 Speaker 3: we don't talk about it. It just starts. We all 1433 01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:20,200 Speaker 3: get on it. We all understand the context of it. 1434 01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:21,920 Speaker 3: And part of me is like, wow, that makes us 1435 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:24,760 Speaker 3: actually pretty intelligent because we hear that, we pick it up, 1436 01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:27,679 Speaker 3: we move it. It goes on for a while, something 1437 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:30,920 Speaker 3: new comes, it happens again. But then I really started 1438 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:34,800 Speaker 3: to think about it. I'm like, we sound like crazy 1439 01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:38,480 Speaker 3: people half the time. Like the shit we choose to quote. 1440 01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:45,639 Speaker 1: Is like my Mama Bertram, my Mama Bertram, the fact. 1441 01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:47,759 Speaker 3: That we made a whole world, like my mama Freshum 1442 01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,599 Speaker 3: gave birth to the twins laurel. 1443 01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:51,960 Speaker 1: On Ye laurel on Yan. Yeah, and Pilot Jones is 1444 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:57,320 Speaker 1: the not Pilot Jones is the father, but Harley Davidson 1445 01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:02,400 Speaker 1: is the mistress. Like yeah, like. 1446 01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:05,400 Speaker 3: The who's also partially saying wingling. 1447 01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:06,920 Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. 1448 01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:10,720 Speaker 3: I feel like we've actually we've dissected that, but oh yeah, 1449 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,639 Speaker 3: we've gone into that. But yeah, the new one is, Wow, 1450 01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:14,479 Speaker 3: you really left me on this hike, So who's gonna 1451 01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:15,280 Speaker 3: sell me my iPhone? 1452 01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:18,120 Speaker 1: Who's gonna sell me my iPhone? We don't really have 1453 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,880 Speaker 1: a context, like in a way to use that yet, 1454 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:25,840 Speaker 1: but like it'll come soon, y'all. The animations like the 1455 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,519 Speaker 1: emergency in or calm clip animations like on TikTok are 1456 01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:32,040 Speaker 1: so fucking good, Like I saw another one like that. 1457 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:35,240 Speaker 3: I will say we have always had like listeners and 1458 01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:38,880 Speaker 3: an audience full of such creative people, and we always 1459 01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:41,519 Speaker 3: say it like creative and gorgeous. And I recently saw 1460 01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:44,559 Speaker 3: somebody say that and they were like, these are the 1461 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:47,080 Speaker 3: first people to say that, and it actually has been 1462 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:49,400 Speaker 3: proven to be true, like when we say it a 1463 01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:51,760 Speaker 3: bit because I would not say I don't believe it. 1464 01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:56,160 Speaker 3: We have pretty fans. I hate the word fans. It 1465 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,360 Speaker 3: literally sounds fucking crazy. 1466 01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:34,400 Speaker 1: I know. Okay, Drew Science, Oh, I'm not sending flowers 1467 01:11:34,439 --> 01:11:37,280 Speaker 1: to your job. That ship's basic. I'm gonna send a 1468 01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:38,960 Speaker 1: bomb threat so you can have the day off because 1469 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:39,719 Speaker 1: I love you, babe. 1470 01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:41,320 Speaker 3: That's good. 1471 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:48,000 Speaker 1: Bitches get stomach cramps and swear they're pregnant, ho fart 1472 01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:49,360 Speaker 1: and lay your ass down. 1473 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,080 Speaker 3: That's literally need to Josiah. 1474 01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:57,839 Speaker 1: Like, actually, Josiah just literally needs a part. Ugly Bitch's 1475 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:01,599 Speaker 1: favorite line is I'm far from ugly, Nah, bitch. Your 1476 01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:10,439 Speaker 1: GPS says you've reached your destination. Leah, Leah, you're too good, girl. 1477 01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:16,920 Speaker 1: Stop making tiktoks with Android. Stop making tiktoks with androids. 1478 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:19,920 Speaker 1: That shit look like surveillance footage. 1479 01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:26,960 Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna move to a flip phone, not 1480 01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:33,120 Speaker 3: the Samsung one, but I've been seeing people with ones 1481 01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:36,040 Speaker 3: that are like a flip phone with the old Motorola keypad, 1482 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:37,920 Speaker 3: and then they're touchscreen too. Have you seen that? 1483 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:42,080 Speaker 1: I want one of those bitches with no furniture, be like, 1484 01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:44,519 Speaker 1: get the fuck out of my house, girl, fuck you 1485 01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:50,040 Speaker 1: and the skating rink. 1486 01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:56,160 Speaker 3: That's good, that's good. I cannot believe I'm alive. Like, 1487 01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:59,639 Speaker 3: if you cut me open, I would like I have bones, 1488 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:00,800 Speaker 3: you would would be able to come in. 1489 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:05,880 Speaker 1: Don't even get me fucking started. Also, Elton John farted 1490 01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:08,800 Speaker 1: at our movie and come spilled all over the floor 1491 01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:18,960 Speaker 1: out of his bile. Okay, by media, Elton John farted 1492 01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:23,320 Speaker 1: a cum puddle on the floor of our movie, and 1493 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:24,439 Speaker 1: it was really scary. 1494 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:29,280 Speaker 3: You're watching this trailer for like Smile and this girl, 1495 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,280 Speaker 3: the girl in the movie is fucking gorgeous, but they 1496 01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:34,519 Speaker 3: had her in this funky ass like Leah Tard costume 1497 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,240 Speaker 3: with a little blonde wig on, and I just go, 1498 01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:40,439 Speaker 3: oh my god. Elton John and we had a time. 1499 01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:44,080 Speaker 1: We had a we had a goose and a ga Okay, 1500 01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:49,000 Speaker 1: my media is obviously the substance. Go fucking see that ship. Please. 1501 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:54,680 Speaker 1: And we've been rewatching or I've been rewatching I've been 1502 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:56,960 Speaker 1: rewatching Nurse Jackie and he was watching it for the 1503 01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:00,000 Speaker 1: first time, so still. I know we said it last week, 1504 01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,479 Speaker 1: but like, please tap the fucking so good. 1505 01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:05,920 Speaker 3: I'm realizing how much of a show person I am. Like, 1506 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,000 Speaker 3: I will watch a show. One thing about me is 1507 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,200 Speaker 3: I will watch the show. But it's because I put 1508 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:14,080 Speaker 3: that down for Fortnite down but the fortnite AA. 1509 01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:18,839 Speaker 1: Nothing else I can say. Lady Gaga, Boys, Sabrina Claus, 1510 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:24,799 Speaker 1: Charlie XCX and Bimbo Doll, Tyler Tila y'all. 1511 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:28,400 Speaker 3: Boys by Sabrina Boys Boys. Oh okay, I thought you 1512 01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:29,120 Speaker 3: met Carpenter. 1513 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:35,760 Speaker 1: I was like, what, No, y'all, that bimbo doll song 1514 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:42,200 Speaker 1: has ruined my life. I listen to it. I only 1515 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:44,880 Speaker 1: only listen to that song, and like, I don't know 1516 01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:49,200 Speaker 1: what it is like about that song, but like, bro, 1517 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:53,320 Speaker 1: that shit is so kind, like I love I know. 1518 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:56,040 Speaker 3: You listen to it literally like so often, and I 1519 01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:59,840 Speaker 3: haven't heard you sessha song like that in so long. 1520 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,519 Speaker 1: It's like xta crystal like a. 1521 01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:05,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, like you haven't been having repeat songs. 1522 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,800 Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck it is about that song. 1523 01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:10,559 Speaker 1: And also like it was crazy because I played that 1524 01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:14,400 Speaker 1: thirty five times on the way too. Oh I thought 1525 01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:15,280 Speaker 1: you were like actually. 1526 01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:18,200 Speaker 3: Choking on No, No, that's me acting like my lipscot 1527 01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:19,599 Speaker 3: glued together and I couldn't speak. 1528 01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:24,200 Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'll stop talking. Then. No, I was on 1529 01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:28,559 Speaker 1: the way to the substance and I watched that fucking 1530 01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:31,040 Speaker 1: song or listen to that song thirty five times on 1531 01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:32,400 Speaker 1: the way without knowing what the Oh. 1532 01:15:32,439 --> 01:15:34,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, did you just so happen 1533 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:35,479 Speaker 3: to like that song right anymore? 1534 01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:39,080 Speaker 1: Yeah? I was just like listening to the listening like 1535 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:41,599 Speaker 1: the fuck out of that song. And then I left 1536 01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:43,320 Speaker 1: that movie and was like, wow, that was ironic, and 1537 01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:45,360 Speaker 1: then proceeded to listen to it all the way home. 1538 01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:47,280 Speaker 3: You know, it's more proof to me that that movie 1539 01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:52,599 Speaker 3: is just so good. So many movies, even like some 1540 01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:56,000 Speaker 3: of my favorite movies, rely so much on soundtracking. Music 1541 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,960 Speaker 3: is such a helpful part to a movie. And when 1542 01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:03,680 Speaker 3: a movie has a soundtrack like Substance, which is essentially 1543 01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:12,639 Speaker 3: nothing of importance. Oh what was that? Do I stink? No? 1544 01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:18,080 Speaker 1: What are you saying? 1545 01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:18,719 Speaker 3: You must? 1546 01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:18,960 Speaker 1: Oh? 1547 01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:19,920 Speaker 3: Is it my tuna box? 1548 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:23,519 Speaker 1: It's the box, It's the tuna always happened. Put that down. 1549 01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:25,960 Speaker 3: Actually, I'm so sad that it's going to start getting 1550 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,720 Speaker 3: cold again in the house. 1551 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:31,639 Speaker 1: We have rea your stinky tuna bogs to like how 1552 01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:37,800 Speaker 1: hot it is outside? No, no, there's like a crinkling sound, Josiah. 1553 01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:42,080 Speaker 3: Wait, no, I was gonna say, because when it's cold outside, 1554 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,560 Speaker 3: we have to turn on the heaters and then the 1555 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:46,439 Speaker 3: whole house smells really bad because it's essentially cooking. 1556 01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:49,519 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's essential oils tuna box style. 1557 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,639 Speaker 3: Okay, we need to oh wait, I have to do media. 1558 01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:57,519 Speaker 1: But you were saying something, but I don't remember. Yeah, 1559 01:16:57,560 --> 01:17:00,519 Speaker 1: it's not that deep, but nothing of importing. It's losing 1560 01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:03,080 Speaker 1: my mind. The craziest part is the Substance being an 1561 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,840 Speaker 1: allegory for the menstruation cycle. 1562 01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:08,439 Speaker 3: Well, I was saying that that's proof it's a really 1563 01:17:08,479 --> 01:17:11,000 Speaker 3: good movie because it doesn't have any songs that are 1564 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:15,600 Speaker 3: like soundtracks that somebody would want to walk away listening to, 1565 01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:20,000 Speaker 3: or any like notariable songs used in it, because so 1566 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:22,240 Speaker 3: many movies, like I even think of the First Joker. 1567 01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:24,920 Speaker 3: I thought the movie was okay, but I wanted to 1568 01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:26,680 Speaker 3: see it so bad because they used a really good 1569 01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:29,439 Speaker 3: song in the trailer, like movies use that so hard 1570 01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:32,120 Speaker 3: as like a I will say, Sam b And the 1571 01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:35,520 Speaker 3: Substance has two songs in it, and they're like those weird. 1572 01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:41,320 Speaker 1: I love face songs, yeah, or the Boom Boom boom. 1573 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:44,320 Speaker 1: I think it was inspired by Sophie, which is Tea. 1574 01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:46,920 Speaker 1: That's like I think the dude that made or the 1575 01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:49,800 Speaker 1: person that made the music was talking about I was 1576 01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:51,800 Speaker 1: inspired by like Sophie. 1577 01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,519 Speaker 3: Well, I'm inspired by you every day. 1578 01:17:56,160 --> 01:18:00,920 Speaker 1: And you know what's crazy is the same goes for you, babe. 1579 01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:03,559 Speaker 3: Thank you. Well, I'm like trying to find I haven't 1580 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:06,240 Speaker 3: been listening to like new music. I've just kind of 1581 01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:12,360 Speaker 3: been repeating stuff. My music media is bidding my time. 1582 01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:17,280 Speaker 3: Robert Lester, folsom Are you Sleeping? Harry Nilson, Panavision, Roy 1583 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,920 Speaker 3: Blair the music video I know, it's such a good 1584 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:24,000 Speaker 3: music video, Lost in your Eyes, Tommy James and the 1585 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:27,559 Speaker 3: Sean Dells and that's it. And other than that, I've 1586 01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:31,240 Speaker 3: been just like literally playing the same shit because my 1587 01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:37,240 Speaker 3: Discovery WHOA, My Discover Weekly sucks ass now. I don't 1588 01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:39,400 Speaker 3: know why it literally it's still trying to get me 1589 01:18:39,439 --> 01:18:43,080 Speaker 3: to listen to fucking Elvis, and I don't know how 1590 01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:44,559 Speaker 3: many times I have to tell you that's not gonna 1591 01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:45,400 Speaker 3: fucking happen. 1592 01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:48,479 Speaker 1: Elvis and Johnny Cash, Baby, I love Johnny Cash. 1593 01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:50,599 Speaker 3: I didn't know Johnny Cash was a real person until 1594 01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:53,360 Speaker 3: I was like fifteen. Literally last night, yeah, actually last 1595 01:18:53,439 --> 01:18:54,280 Speaker 3: night I saw a. 1596 01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,400 Speaker 1: Picture of Johnny Cash for the first y'all, I used 1597 01:18:56,439 --> 01:18:59,400 Speaker 1: to be I'm bye 1598 01:19:15,439 --> 01:19:25,759 Speaker 3: Anything anyh