1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,960 Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, almost time for 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,360 Speaker 1: your phones app. And I don't remember the last time 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: we made someone really angry during one of our pranks, 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 1: but this one definitely falls into that category. It all 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,959 Speaker 1: starts innocently enough, where I'm just pretending to call a 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,959 Speaker 1: guy from a cable company. I see, you're not the 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,319 Speaker 1: problem here. I'm just checking this if he wants to 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 1: get an upgrade? How could that go horribly wrong? It's 9 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:35,879 Speaker 1: your phone's app right now. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Lawrence. 10 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 2: This is Lawrence. 11 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: Hi Lawrence. My name is BJ Honeycutt. I'm from XD Wireless. 12 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm good, I'm great, sir. 13 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,239 Speaker 1: The reason that I'm calling is because I noticed your 14 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: yearly contract is coming up with us, and you're actually 15 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 1: eligible for an upgrade to our premium service. 16 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, what's the what are we talking about? 17 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 1: Well, it'll only be an extra sixty nine ninety nine 18 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:07,039 Speaker 1: per month, which I have to say is quite a deal. 19 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a little too much. 20 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:15,040 Speaker 1: Bro it's too much. Okay, Well, that's disappointing to hear. 21 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: Can I ask you are are you close to your 22 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: router right now. 23 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 2: I can see it. I can see it from across 24 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 2: the room. I can see it. 25 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 1: Well, can you just check something for me and get 26 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: much closer to it? 27 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 2: Yeah? Hold on, section, let me be hold on. What 28 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 2: is a Well? 29 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,479 Speaker 1: Just tell me when you're standing right next to the router? 30 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 2: All right, I'm standing right next to the. 31 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 1: Route, okay, and hold your phone right above it? 32 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 2: Okay, phones above the router? And why am I doing 33 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:45,400 Speaker 2: this again? 34 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: Perfect? All right? Your payment has gone through what and 35 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 1: you'll be seeing that premium service added no later than 36 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 1: tonight at nine pm? Sir? 37 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 3: No, man, what did you just do? What did you 38 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 3: say you just did? 39 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 2: And what did you just do? 40 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 1: Didn't do anything? You just put your phone above the 41 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: router just so you could check something for me. And 42 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: I appreciate that. 43 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 2: Oh I just heard the Apple pay sound. Come on? 44 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 4: What the did you just do? 45 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: Oh? 46 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 2: Like that? 47 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 3: One? 48 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 4: Hell? 49 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 1: Man, you do not have to give me a tip 50 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 1: for my services, but I do appreciate the extra twenty 51 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:18,800 Speaker 1: dollars for you. 52 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 3: All right, look both ways before you cross the street 53 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 3: because I might be driving. 54 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,959 Speaker 2: So what are you doing? Man? You better not beat 55 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:27,640 Speaker 2: all charges there, I swear to God. 56 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: Sarah, I do think you need to calm down a 57 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: little bit here. I'm not really sure what's going on 58 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 1: and why you're getting so heated, but again, I do 59 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: appreciate your generosity. You are very kind. 60 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,800 Speaker 2: Well, you're talking to to you. 61 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 3: You called me up about some both upgrade and then 62 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 3: you tell me stand near the router. 63 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 2: Then you hit me twice with Apple Pay. 64 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 4: Well, you're telling me. 65 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 2: To calm down. 66 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 1: In my defense, you're saying that I hit you twice. 67 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,359 Speaker 1: One was to pay for a service and the other 68 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,920 Speaker 1: was a tip out of the kindness of your own heart. 69 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 3: So I didn't pay anything through Apple Pay. Okay, you 70 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:01,680 Speaker 3: asked me to do something. 71 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 2: I stood near the router. 72 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,960 Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I'm checking me up for this pad. I 73 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 1: hear the frustration. I think we can fix this. Are 74 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 1: you still standing by the router? 75 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 3: No, I'm not standing by the router again. 76 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 1: Okay, could you go back towards it? 77 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 4: No? Oh, son of am Okay, how the hell are 78 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,399 Speaker 4: you getting this? And I'm not even standing near the route. 79 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:27,079 Speaker 1: Thirty dollars this time? This is the You are more 80 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: than generous, sir. Again, you really do not have to 81 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:30,639 Speaker 1: do this. 82 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 4: I'm not giving you any money. Right now. 83 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 2: Who's your supervisor? 84 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 3: Sir? 85 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: I'm not I cannot give out that information at this time. 86 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, very nice, very convenient. 87 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: But if you would stay it through that, if you 88 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: could stand a little bit closer to your router, I 89 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 1: might be able to get him on the phone. 90 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 3: Bro I'm not even in my house right now, I'm 91 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 3: not even close to it, but I'm close to coming here. 92 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 1: Wow, your service is excellent, sir. You get upgrade was 93 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: worth it. 94 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 3: I know these call to recorded, so whoever's listening can 95 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 3: go himself. 96 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 4: I don't consent to any of this. 97 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I got it, sir. 98 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna get it. 99 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: No, I understand you want to cancel your premium upgrade 100 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 1: and go with the ultra package. Perfect, all right. I'm surprised. 101 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 1: I'm I'm just as surprised as you are because that's 102 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 1: an additional fifteen dollars a month on top of the 103 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: sixteen ninety nine. I mean that I'm at this rate, 104 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be employee of the month here. 105 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 4: You're gonna get fooed in federal court, in another court 106 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 4: if I think of this, Sir. 107 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: You need to calm down, because I'm not talking about 108 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: employee of the month at the wireless company. I meant 109 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:45,160 Speaker 1: at the radio station where I work at. What your 110 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,360 Speaker 1: best friend, Darryl? He sets you up for this prank 111 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 1: phone call that we're doing on the radio right now. 112 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 1: Oh he just hipped me too, thanks Darryl. Wow. Oh, 113 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 1: because you're actually on his show, Brook and Jeffrey in 114 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 1: the Morning. My name is Jeff Darryl set you up, dude. 115 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:09,720 Speaker 3: Hey Jeff Yeah, So come. 116 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: On, man, you're not mad. That was fun. That was 117 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 1: a good time. 118 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,239 Speaker 2: That was no fun. 119 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 1: So you actually believed me that the payment was going through. 120 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 1: I wasn't sure you would buy it. 121 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 4: I'm not talking to you anymore. I don't fuss you. 122 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 1: Why what did I do? 123 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 2: Idiot? 124 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 3: Wake up? Every morning? 125 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 1: Was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and 126 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,720 Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.