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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firm Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Reading over your

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Speaker 1: text Right now, people are texting in things they want

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Speaker 1: to hear on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast today.

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Speaker 1: So around the room, there's Bethany, They're scary, there's day Brody,

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Speaker 1: there's great Tea, there's Danielle and Straightening. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durant. That's gonna. I was gonna introduce you for

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Speaker 1: you rl ves do thank you. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: host this show four hours a day. Why do you

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Speaker 1: want me in here? You don't want to get up

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Speaker 1: your face? Your levity to every situation? Oh that's me,

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Speaker 1: the levity edd alright, so let's talk about it. Well,

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Speaker 1: the first request for today's fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast

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Speaker 1: is homeless Bethany guy. Yeah, so, as I post it

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Speaker 1: on right there, here we go homeless Bettany. So, as

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Speaker 1: I posted on social media over the weekend, I was

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Speaker 1: served in eviction notice on Friday by my brand new landlords,

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Speaker 1: who bought the building from the people who bought the

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Speaker 1: building from the people who bought my beloved bought it

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Speaker 1: from my landlord. Um. Long story short, it is perfectly legal.

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Speaker 1: They've only given me thirty days to get out. Um,

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Speaker 1: there within their legal rights to do so, despite the

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Speaker 1: fact that it should be criminal. I have never done

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Speaker 1: anything wrong. I've paid all of my rent on time.

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Speaker 1: I've never had any complaints model tenant. But I'm being

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Speaker 1: forced out. Okay, So questions, I've got questions. First of all,

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Speaker 1: why are are they What are they doing in the

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Speaker 1: apartment after you leave? I don't know. I called the

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Speaker 1: and left a voicemail and said to call him. So

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Speaker 1: they won't even talk to me. So they may redo

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Speaker 1: the building, turn it into a single family home or

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Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, so we don't know. We don't know.

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Speaker 1: I would think if they bought it and they want

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Speaker 1: to continue renting it out, they would have given you

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Speaker 1: an opportunity to sign for a lot, a lot more probably,

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Speaker 1: but they are not doing that. I was in a

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Speaker 1: really beautiful First of all, this is my dream apartment.

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Speaker 1: It was beautiful. I was getting so much light and

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Speaker 1: beautiful space. I decorated it exactly the way I wanted to.

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Speaker 1: And um and also my landlords that I rented it

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Speaker 1: from originally were the nicest people. They never raised my

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Speaker 1: and so um. I was in a total panic this weekend,

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Speaker 1: and it felt a lot like a breakup if you have,

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Speaker 1: if you're broken up with or you break up, you

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Speaker 1: have those waves of total sadness that hit you and

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Speaker 1: you were just you feel like you're going to die.

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Speaker 1: That was happening all weekend because I really did love

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Speaker 1: this place so much. It's interesting living in New York City.

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Speaker 1: It is a huge rental apartment rental market where you

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Speaker 1: do become very very very very connected to your place.

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Speaker 1: At the end of the day, it doesn't belong to you,

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Speaker 1: it belongs to them. And you know you, I'm not

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Speaker 1: saying that you're at fault here. I'm just saying it's

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Speaker 1: sad that we do become so connected to our rental

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Speaker 1: properties here more so than you know, any cookie cutter

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Speaker 1: it's a good lesson for me not to get too comfortable,

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Speaker 1: because I really had, like my my landlords that I

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Speaker 1: and so it was a good lesson. There's my question.

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Speaker 1: Can they only give you a month's notice? Is that legal? Well,

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Speaker 1: she does have a thirty day least. Here's the thing,

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Speaker 1: and it's a thirty day out. She could say I'm

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Speaker 1: court proceedings where they have it spends, They spend time,

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Speaker 1: People asked want to hear about it? Now, let's go

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Speaker 1: had a point to make. Well, it was piggyback and

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Speaker 1: what you said earlier Elvis the squatters will I know,

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Speaker 1: I know that the law is on your side, Bethany.

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Speaker 1: And why can't you just negotiate? Say look, thirty days

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Speaker 1: can give you sixty nine days? Yes, Brody, As you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm of the of the school that even when you're wrong,

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Speaker 1: But when you're sitting in your current position, you just

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Speaker 1: don't see that. In the forecast, we now moved a

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