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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, boyfriends and girlfriends.

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Speaker 2: They thought they could get away with that, but they're

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Speaker 2: about to get busted. Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Hamilton,

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Speaker 2: all cherished founding fathers who were all publicly caught cheating

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Speaker 2: on their wives.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you've seen the play Hamilton.

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Speaker 2: You know, so you know, if you've ever snuck around

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Speaker 2: on your spouse. There's a good chance Americans want to

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Speaker 2: elect you to a high political office in this country.

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Speaker 2: And there's an even stronger chance that you'll be featured

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Speaker 2: on this segment. Busted tell us the short stories about

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Speaker 2: how they caught their partners yankee doodling someone else's dandia,

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Speaker 2: And we've got some listeners ready to share their patriotic

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Speaker 2: stories with us. We're gonna start with tarn tell us

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Speaker 2: how you busted your significant other?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, Wow, what an intro.

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Speaker 2: Yah, It's a message of hope, Darren, go ahead.

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Speaker 3: Sure.

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Speaker 4: So I was walking to my boyfriends one day when

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Speaker 4: a homeless man who I have seen before, like he's

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Speaker 4: always there, he is a staple of the neighborhood. It

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Speaker 4: walked up to me. But this time he didn't ask

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Speaker 4: for any money or anything. Instead, he told me that

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Speaker 4: another girl had just left before me.

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Speaker 1: Oh whoa.

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Speaker 4: You know, so that gave me an idea. I said, Hey,

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Speaker 4: how about I offer you a job and I can

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Speaker 4: pay you for it if you could just keep an

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Speaker 4: eye out on my boyfriend's place and report back.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you needed more information than what he just gave you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I wanted a full investigation, so I bought him

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Speaker 4: a notebook and some pens, and he actually kept notes

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Speaker 4: of literally everything. Whoa, And after six days I found

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Speaker 4: out that four different women came.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, one hurts.

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Speaker 3: But that's a good paycheck for that guy, so entertaining.

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Speaker 3: Do you still employ him for odd jobs?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: When you have other boyfriends they're married.

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Speaker 2: Now, Brooke, Okay, that's.

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Speaker 3: A cute story.

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Speaker 2: Let's keep going. Joe, tell us how you busted your

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Speaker 2: significant other.

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Speaker 1: I was in the middle of a work day and

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Speaker 1: I got a notification. Okay that this video game streamer

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Speaker 1: who's he's not huge, but I was a big fan

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Speaker 1: and I used to watch him.

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Speaker 3: It's me, I'm not not huge.

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Speaker 2: I would support that, but with like the theme of

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Speaker 2: this segment, I don't think you want this to do you. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I've never cheated, so it's probably yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I'm definitely not going to tell you who it

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Speaker 1: was because I do not want to publicize. So I

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Speaker 1: get this notification this guy I watch a lot and

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Speaker 1: he's online, which is weird because usually he streams.

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Speaker 3: At night, and it was the middle of the day,

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Speaker 3: and you're like, ha ha, I can wash it on

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Speaker 3: my phone. My boss will know exactly.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I pull it up while I'm on my desk,

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Speaker 1: and that's when I notice a familiar voice in the stream,

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Speaker 1: in the stream, and it's my girlfriend on his stream.

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Speaker 3: So she likes him too. She's like in his.

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Speaker 1: House, not quite that far yet, but they are flirting.

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Speaker 1: And the worst part is like she knew how much

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Speaker 1: I like this guy.

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Speaker 3: Right because the stream and like that guys too, so

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Speaker 3: you know for sure she was having a relationship with

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Speaker 3: this guy.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah. He ends up inviting her out on the

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Speaker 1: stream to where he lives. She agrees to it on

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Speaker 1: the stream, like says, I'm heading there now, like I'm

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Speaker 1: looking up the train schedule. Oh my god, buddy, And

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Speaker 1: she texted me five minutes later saying that she's going

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Speaker 1: to go see her aunt.

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Speaker 3: Oh, she's not very good, Like, obviously you're gonna see that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you know. I guess you didn't know that I

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Speaker 1: was going to get that notification.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you watch at night. She's like, I take it

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Speaker 3: you don't watch anymore.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I don't watch him anymore, but I'm open

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Speaker 1: to follow somebody else because it sounds like somebody on

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Speaker 1: your end.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't get any ladies, bro, you can go

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Speaker 3: into my action. Hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Jose All right, hey Joe, sorry that that happened to you,

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Speaker 2: but thank you for sharing your story. We got time

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Speaker 2: for one more. Let's go to Sarah. Tell us how

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Speaker 2: you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so there was this guy I was seeing and

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Speaker 5: he actually broke up with me because I used a

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Speaker 5: common saying that he never heard of, and he thought

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Speaker 5: I was cheating.

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Speaker 3: What wait, so you're the one that got busted, but

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Speaker 3: you were actually cheating? Is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 1: Exactly what happened.

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Speaker 5: So we were just having this normal text conversation and

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Speaker 5: he says, you make such amazing pancakes and I said,

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Speaker 5: no way, Jose, yours are way better. Okay, But the

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Speaker 5: thing is his name was Drew and he thought the

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Speaker 5: text was meant for my other guy named Jose.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's never heard of no way Jose exactly.

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Speaker 3: He better have been hot if he was that stupid.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, Yeah, I know, I know.

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Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it. And you know, no matter how

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Speaker 5: many times I tried to explain, he just never budged.

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Speaker 5: And to this day he still thinks I was cheating.

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Speaker 1: Oh god.

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Speaker 3: He tells everybody he's actually gonna call in next week

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Speaker 3: on the same segment.

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Speaker 2: But she told me to hit the road Jack and I,

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Speaker 2: oh god, who Shelley?

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Speaker 1: She sells?

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Speaker 5: She sells where a does call siting straight? I mean,

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Speaker 5: the relationships over, but you know what he needs to relax.

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Speaker 2: It's closure.

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Speaker 3: No, it's way funnier if we continue with this Jose narrative.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that much more.

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Speaker 3: Calling back, I'll be like, bro, are you the one?

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Speaker 1: Hope?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're leaning in. Thank you for sharing Sarah and

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Speaker 2: text in seven, eight, five to nine too. If you

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Speaker 2: have a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating,

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Speaker 2: you could be on the next edition of Busted. Your

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Speaker 2: phone taps coming up right after that

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Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning