WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Finding Nemo, Losing Date (#10) 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.760 It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and our listeners 0:00:03.800 --> 0:00:05.000 have given us so. 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:06.160 Much this year. 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:11.240 Mean honestly, thank you for all the listens, all the 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:14.520 comments and feedback. Thank you to the strange men who 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:17.360 found Alexus's Amazon wish list and made. 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:18.680 Her dreams come true this year. 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:21.960 To you, really, and we just felt like we had 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:24.799 to do something nice back for the listeners. 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.600 I know, I mean honestly, they they're the ones that 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:30.840 help jeff take down Julia Louis Dreyfus's. 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:35.760 And all of us took down it. It was a 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:38.440 team effort led mostly by the way. Did you even 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:40.040 bring it up? Brook, I should know. 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:42.239 I'm sorry, but we wanted to thank you and do 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:44.960 something special. That's why today we're going to start a 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:50.519 countdown of the top ten second Date updates. This is 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:53.000 our special gift to you because it's one hundred percent 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:55.000 free and we had to do very little effort for it. 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:58.480 So please don't complain about the ads, just skip up, just. 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:01.360 Give forward, and we're going to start with number ten, 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:06.479 which is titled Finding Nemo Losing Date. It's the movie 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:08.520 Pixar would have made if they wanted to make all 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:11.080 the children cry. 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:13.800 And sit back and enjoy number ten. 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:17.440 Second date Update, Second date Update. 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:19.679 That's a guy. 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.240 I can think of a lot of qualities that men 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:26.000 might be looking for in a female companion. You know, 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:32.080 someone who's sweet, who likes to laugh. Didn't hear any 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:38.880 laughter from the ladies in the continue, but extra toe 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:42.160 wouldn't say no to that. You never know when you 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:43.720 need a really good backscratch. 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:46.640 Just tossed that foot in their get to work. You 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:50.720 know what they say, the extra clo. 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:55.400 But maybe the number one sexiest quality a woman can 0:01:55.440 --> 0:02:00.600 have from a guy's perspective is somebody who is low maintenance. 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:04.640 And apparently that from a guy's perspective. I know the 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:06.200 ladies aren't going to understand that. 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:13.080 No, yeah, perpetive, but okay, apparently. 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:16.360 That's what one of our listeners, Eddie found recently from 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:20.160 his date, who, in typical low maintenance fashion, is not 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:27.040 calling him. I apologize for her actions. I do not 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:28.160 think they're warranted. 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:31.160 Okay, you haven't heard anything about his date. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:34.200 I am already on Eddie's side. 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:38.079 How does that feel, Eddie? Oh my god, you guys 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:41.560 are like bro bonded or something. Right now, where'd you 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:42.880 find this low maintenance woman. 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.320 So we met online on one of those chat sites you. 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:48.560 Know, Okay, low maintenance girls Dot. 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:54.000 Coming right now, Joe, Yeah, alder site. 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.360 They're on like once a year. You can only catch 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:59.200 them be on there all the time. 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.120 But year. 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.120 What's this low maintenance woman's name? 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:04.519 Melanie? 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:08.320 Melanie? Okay, I mean, did you know from the beginning 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:10.640 that she was someone that I mean that you were 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:11.080 looking for? 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:11.399 Right? 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.160 Well, you know what I really liked on her profile 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:16.680 it said that she was low maintenance, so that that 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:18.080 was a gem for me. 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:19.519 So I was like, you know what, prove it? 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:25.720 Oh, no, that really sounds like you're high maintenance. 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:27.160 You can't say that, Eddie. 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.880 No, no, So I asked, I asked, you know, do 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:32.919 you want to do a fancy cooking class or play? 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:36.040 She said, we can, but that's not really her thing. 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.800 She said, Literally, if you want to grab food and 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:44.760 just watch a movie in the back of your car, I'm. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:45.120 Up for it. 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:48.920 In the back of your car on your phone, I. 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:50.080 Watch the movie. 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:55.080 Definitely had to be creative, Okay. I decided to test it. 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:58.160 So we ended up meeting in one of those parking 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:01.600 lots outside windows outdoor mall. 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:05.120 It's also so sketchy. Are you really going with the 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:06.520 back seat of the car idea? 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:08.800 Yeah, I mean I had to test it. 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:11.680 Okay, that's why she's not called here. She actually came. 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.240 Yeah, she showed up. She gave me a big hug, 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:16.360 and she did look like her pictures. 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:20.120 That's great, But did you ever warn her that this 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:22.160 was actually the date that you had planned? 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:24.080 I want her to be a surprise. 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:28.640 No, surprises are typically good things, like you put thought 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:29.240 into stuff. 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:31.359 Look, I like her already. I love low maintenance. But 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:33.360 I think she was saying it as a joke. 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:36.320 And low maintenance doesn't mean you don't want to have 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:37.320 someone that's thoughtful. 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:39.239 Yet I don't. 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:42.600 Know, we're already getting all judgmental. We should figure out 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.560 what happened when you showed her what the date was. 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.840 Yeah, so I said I had a surprise for her. 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:51.680 I took my car, opened the back door, and then 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:54.080 right there there's three big bags of wind beats. You know, 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:59.320 I was being thoughtful. And then I had finding Nemo, 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.320 playing a portable DVD, play. 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:07.679 A mole parking lot, the smell of the fast food 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:08.320 in a car. 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:08.960 I'm sorry. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:11.240 It just never sells good unless you're the one that 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:12.520 orders it and brings it in. 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.359 This comes from all the high maintenance women in this 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:17.280 never satisfied with. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.279 The like did she laugh? 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:20.039 What did she say? 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:21.520 Blown away? Obviously? 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:24.919 Yeah, yeah, she laughed. But she wouldn't get in. 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:29.080 Yeah, no, Eddy, I mean even the movie choice is 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:37.800 kind of predatory, you know, like feeling. 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:39.240 It's a Disney movie broke. Yeah, this is all Red 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.320 Flags company. Really did she. 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:43.800 Get in because she had to push the other teenager 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:44.159 out of. 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:45.320 The way exactly. 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:49.839 She says she doesn't really know me yet. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:53.039 Yeah, yeah, okay, I look at that. She's smart. She's 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.680 thinking this through at least. Yeah, I didn't think of that. 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:57.080 You're did you have a plan? 0:05:57.240 --> 0:06:00.839 B So we went to a barn next door, each 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:03.120 had a beer, and I teached her. I was like, 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:04.679 you know, the Windy's just getting cold. 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:07.480 Oh yeah, the. 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:09.600 First thing you guys did. 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:12.080 You're not still pushing the Windys. 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:13.760 You need to give up on the Windys man. 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:14.719 Well, I mean, well it. 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:16.760 Worked because a few minutes later we were in the 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:20.920 back seat watchdn't find a new MOODE what beer? 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:25.040 And she says, yes, to talk to this guy. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:26.080 We had our burgers. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.839 We had our frost sees you know, how is that 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:29.560 not melted? 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:35.359 Can you just let them get through one sentence without judging? Okay, 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:37.400 you slurped through the straw? 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:38.200 Then what Eddie. 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:41.080 It wasn't like we were in a movie theater. We've 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:43.840 both seen the movie, so we could talk through it. 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:46.120 That's true. Sometimes that's okay. 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:47.400 So you're hanging now. 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:50.359 Is she feeling safe and comfortable with you? 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:51.119 Yeah? 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:52.960 I think so, but it was it was a little 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.400 weird because it was good, but we didn't get to 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:59.760 the end of the movie, like about three quarters into 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:00.000 the movie. 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:01.280 Movie. She says she had to go. 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.080 That's like an hour into the movie. 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:05.080 My friend, I mean she said that she was there 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:05.559 a while. 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:08.560 Yeah, she was, and I was okay with it because 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.520 after so much fast food. Look, you don't want to 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:15.280 sit next to me, wind. 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:21.280 To come to get date. Okay, it's Wendy's. It is 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:21.800 a delight. 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:23.840 But okay, it sounds like you felt like you left 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:25.880 it on an okay note, Yeah. 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:27.560 Yeah, I thought we did. So I walked into her car. 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:28.600 I gave her a hug. 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:31.920 But for some reason I haven't heard from her since window. 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:35.000 It's a fro movie. He walks into her fred drink. 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.360 I mean, did you really truly feel like you guys 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:40.040 had a connection though, Eddie. That's that's what matters. I mean, 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:41.880 I know I'm making fun of you for the finding 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.040 Nemo and the interesting choices. 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:46.080 But you know, I really think that we did. 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:48.400 And you said that she's low maintenance, so maybe she's 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:51.520 playing the really really low maintenance slow game here. I 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:54.000 just hope that she answers the phone when we call 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:55.840 her and get your second date update. 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:58.520 Right, next second date update. 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:05.120 Man, even when a guy does absolutely everything right, women 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:09.080 they just have this way to find something wrong and 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:09.680 spin it. 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:11.840 Against so picky. 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:13.360 You are so demanding. 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:21.239 Thank you for finally saying I'm bringing it up because 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:24.080 one of our listeners, Eddie took out a woman named Melanie, 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:28.520 who described herself as low maintenance, and she told him 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:31.280 I'm the type of gal who'd be happy just eating 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.360 fast food in the back of a car while watching 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:36.040 a movie. But then, of course, when Eddie shows up 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:39.319 with three bags of Wendy's and finding Nemo on Blu Ray. 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:42.040 In his s uv, Melanie and all the ladies in 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:42.559 the room. 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:46.200 Go, well, obviously she didn't mean watch a movie in 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:46.840 the car. 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:51.760 What come? 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:55.840 We're just taking you literally at what you're saying, and 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.680 now we're trying to figure out if Eddie took things 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:01.000 too literally. Brooke, I don't know what advice do you 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:03.000 have for Eddie that he needs to decipher what you 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:03.520 really mean. 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:05.240 Eddie, I think one of. 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.840 The like hard pieces for me listening to you to 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.320 describe your date was how you kept saying I was 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:14.000 testing her. Like that's always something is like, ugh, that 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:15.000 feels so bad. 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:17.679 You know, I've been on so many dates with women 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:21.240 that say that and they're pretty high maintenance and they 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:22.000 just don't know it. 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:25.280 Okay that' did you? Did you tell her that you 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:27.480 were testing her though, Like, I'm wondering if that was 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:28.720 maybe part of the problem. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:29.960 I definitely wouldn't do that. 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:34.079 Oh okay, works really well when you're like, hey, by 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:35.840 the way, this is a big test. 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:37.320 So you got her answer right. 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:40.680 Easily said in the back, Hey, I was just doing 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:42.400 this date because you said you were a low maintenance 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.280 and I just wanted to see if that was right. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:45.839 And that would have come off sexy to you. 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:49.480 If he said that, then if that's why she's not 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:50.320 calling him back. 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.760 He's damned if he does. He's damned if he doesn't 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:53.360 like your full. 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:56.280 Date, a terrible date that she suggested do him and 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:57.560 he just listened to. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:59.719 But what do we know? Let's just call her in here, 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:01.800 which she asked to say, you're ready to do this? Eddie? 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:04.319 All right? Here we go. 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:15.640 Hello. Hey is this Melanie? 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:16.959 This is she? 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:18.720 Aame Melanie. 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:20.319 My name is jeff from the radio show brook and 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:22.040 Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:23.880 I had to feel like Brooks should take it from here. 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:28.120 What I screwed it up? 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:34.360 Because I giggled, Melanie, I'm I'm good. What can I 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:35.080 do for you? 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:36.319 Great question? 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.640 Yeah, well it's not really what you could do for us, 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:40.400 but what you could do for one of our listeners 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.319 that you went out on a date with named Eddie. 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.199 Okay, and who is this again? 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:48.160 Oh? 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:48.640 Who am I? 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:49.240 Yeah? 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:50.640 We're brooking Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.200 We're a radio show, and we're trying to help Eddie 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.760 figure out what went wrong or if anything did go 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:58.320 wrong on your date, because he told us a little 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:01.520 bit about it. He's not sure if he made some mistakes. 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:03.840 But we just like to know what you think of Eddie. 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:09.240 You know, I guess. When I first met him, I 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:09.760 thought that he was. 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:10.360 Kind of funny. 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:13.480 Okay, can I just ask, Like, you show up to 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:16.240 a mall parking lot and this guy opens the door 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:18.640 and he's got Finding Nemo and Wendy's in the back seat. 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:20.160 What are you thinking. 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:23.680 In that moment? 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:26.559 I kind of I kind of had that lady feeling 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:29.520 of like I put myself in this situation because I 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:30.120 made a joke. 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:31.840 It was a joke. 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:35.880 It was a joke. Did you say before you told him? 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:36.080 Though? 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:37.719 By the way, what I'm about to tell you as 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:38.080 a joke. 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:39.679 Oh, It's always fun to be with someone that you 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:42.240 have to establish what is a joke and what isn't 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:43.600 every time you talk. 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:45.679 I wanted to give him the benefit of a doubt 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:49.200 because I don't know, Texting is hard, and like maybe 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:53.280 it was just interpreted. You know, We've been getting along 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:56.880 as we've been talking, you know, online, and I just 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:59.640 figured it might as well be worth it to take 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:01.520 the shot. We had our food back there, and it 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.640 seemed like it was kind of fun at first, but 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:09.760 the vibe just changed like drastically once the movie started. 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:13.319 What do you mean once Finding Nemo came on? 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:17.440 Is that what it was. 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:23.760 I definitely will remember that it's called finding Nemo, because 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:27.960 that was one of the big issues that he kept 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:31.480 coming back to. He was getting like super agitated by 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:36.040 the storyline. He was agitated, oh, to a point where 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:38.680 he was like changing color in his face, like why 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.760 can't they find that damn fish? And like that. 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:45.040 Where the hell is it? 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:47.560 We need to get a private investigator on this because 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:48.560 is taken too long? 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:51.080 Was that a joke that I mean, maybe you guys 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:54.559 just don't understanding type each other's type of humor, right. 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:58.800 And listen, And when I say I'm lone maintenance, I 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.719 mean like I try to give people the benefit of 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:04.280 the doubt. I'm not holding a lot of judgment. But 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:08.160 this guy would not let this go. He's just he 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:11.560 was getting heated and like he's over there ranting and 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:14.640 raving about how it should be called losing Nemo and 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:21.640 but but the thing is that was weird. But he 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:27.080 turned off the TV and then he suggested that I 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:31.520 could help him find the real Nemo in the back seat, 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:33.160 and I just, well. 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:36.680 Is that like he's like, I've hid in a fish? 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:38.360 What does that mean? 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:42.720 Was he like it was it a sex is that what? 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:47.560 I don't know. It just went from like a little 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:53.000 awkward first date misunderstandings to like really creepy, really fast. 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:57.800 That kind of sealed the deal. 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:02.840 Okay, well, there's been a lot of misunderstandings happening this 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:09.280 entire I don't know, there's a lot of misunderstandings, and 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:12.920 maybe we should actually give Eddie a chance to explain himself, 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:16.079 because Melanie, he's actually on the other line listening right 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:17.280 now and he wants to talk to you. 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:21.280 I'm sorry, he's like on the phone. 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:21.640 Yeah. 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:23.840 I think he needed to hear that to be honest. 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:27.240 Yeah, Eddie there, yep, right here? 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:29.280 Are you dying of embarrassment? Eddie? 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:30.000 Now? 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.440 I mean, look, there's a lot of emotions in that movie. 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:34.800 You know. It just turned me on? 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:36.000 Wait what wait? 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:39.400 What turns on? 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:42.120 There's just so much emotion. I mean, how can I 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:42.920 not be turned on? 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:45.920 You know? Look, as a guy, it's hard to be 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:49.360 smooth and funny and not get judged. And you know 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:50.720 what I feel, judge right now? 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:54.520 You were smooth or funny, though you're saying that you 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:56.400 were like using a pickup line on her with you 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:58.120 want to find Nemo in the back seat. 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:02.400 Yeah, you know, trying to be smooth, trying to be funny. 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:02.880 Look, I. 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:09.320 Can identify with that that sometimes it's hard to think 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:12.160 of the smooth line in the middle of the date, 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:14.920 especially when you have a Disney movie on Golden rule. 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:18.440 Just stay away from using Disney and sexual windows in 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:19.280 the same sentence. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:21.720 There's a way that it can be. 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:24.360 Don't do it. 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:26.720 I have the star that you can wish upon. 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.280 Don't you, tinker Bell. 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:34.960 I'm just trying to help our listener here. 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:38.080 Somehow, I think I think I think maybe we were 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:39.160 just miscommunicating. 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.040 You know what, how about we do a redo. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:44.480 We can do a reo, and I promise you if 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:47.640 we watch a movie like Finding Dory that does nothing 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:48.320 for me, you know, so. 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:51.840 I hope that Frish stops. 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:59.400 Yeah, it's so stupiderous fan, Okay. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:01.240 Melanie, I mean, how to hearing all that make you feel? 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:05.440 I think I am just not the right fish in 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:05.920 your sea. 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:11.760 Ni's it works when you're shutting somebody. 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:14.720 Down, Are you sure? Because there's not a lot of 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:15.280 fish like me. 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.560 It was pretty rare. I feel maybe aren't there like 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:19.480 a ton of the melodies. 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:25.560 I gotta tell you, you're you're a pretty common fish, 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:26.440 my friend. 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:29.560 I think you got the clown fish right. Yeah? Is 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:31.440 that what you're feeling like, Eddie? Are you doing okay? 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:32.880 You learn anything here? 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:34.440 I don't know. 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:36.800 Maybe she was taking it the wrong way, but I 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:38.800 felt like I was being pretty romantic. 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:47.600 Boy boy, she says, Oh, boy boy. 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:51.800 Definitely lesson learned, though, Eddie. If you do exactly what 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:54.000 the woman says, she'll eventually hate you. 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:55.480 That is exactly a lesson. 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:57.320 That's exactly what I learned. 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:00.680 That's why we're never going to get anywhere, Jess, So 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:01.960 we're getting everywhere? 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:02.960 Is that what you're saying. 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:05.960 I am sorry this didn't work out for you, Eddie, 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:08.400 but I think there is some girl out there who 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:10.480 is going to be willing to help you find your NEMO. 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:11.520 Yeah. 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:16.480 In the meantime, stick to your toy story. 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:20.760 That's not appropriate. Looking Jeffrey in the morning. 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:23.959 I can't say I'm surprised that that second date update 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:24.960 didn't work out? 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:28.879 Yeah, do you think, jeff I know, I mean, I 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:31.000 know you tried to stick up for Eddie, but it 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:32.520 got harder and harder, didn't it. 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:33.320 Yeah, it did. 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:35.560 I can't be honest and say I actually wanted to 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:37.840 stick up for him in the first place, but part 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:39.760 of my job is trying to come through for the listeners. 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:41.720 You were the only ones sticking up. 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:46.360 I was like, can sometimes just the goal be to 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:47.880 everyone learned a lesson here? 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:48.520 Yeah. 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:51.240 I don't think Eddie is an NPR bro. I just 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:54.040 I'm just really concerned about Eddie. 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:56.879 Let's just imagine, though, for a second, that it actually 0:17:56.880 --> 0:18:00.080 worked out between those two. How cute would it have 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:03.560 been at their wedding for them to say we conceived 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:04.560 a child. 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:06.680 In the back seat because he told me to find 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:11.159 Nemo and I did. I found him. 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:13.439 It would have been one of those weddings where the 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:15.240 bride would go up to the maid of honor and say, 0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:18.040