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Speaker 1: Yep, Happy Monday. Man, So I got a message on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: Apparently I can no longer say shee why it is

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Speaker 2: Oh you're supposed to turn your mic down because you're

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Speaker 2: the audio guy. When that does happen, Yeah, well then

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Speaker 2: it wasn't on the mic.

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Speaker 1: Was it in your background? Though?

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Speaker 2: I don't know how well it came through, but man, hey,

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Speaker 2: happy Monday. I saw your golf game this weekend. Maybe

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Speaker 2: we'll talk about it, but I have so much to

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Speaker 2: talk about.

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Speaker 1: And our thoughts and prayers with Callaway Golf.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, Callaway Golf. Still thinking about you, my man.

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Speaker 2: I know, big week ahead.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: And I love the roast that you are getting on Facebook.

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Speaker 2: People are giving you the business and it's hilarious. Teas

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Speaker 2: and peas, teas and peas.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean thoughts and prayers? Oh ah? I

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Speaker 1: thought you were.

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Speaker 2: Saying tease and please, like like tease him and please him.

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Speaker 2: I was very confused. All right, yeah, hey we got

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Speaker 2: to play. Wait no, the PGA Championship this week.

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Speaker 1: Saw that on ESPN.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this coming up.

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Speaker 1: I haven't watched golf though, is it any good?

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Speaker 2: I didn't watch it.

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Speaker 1: I don't even who won. See that's the thing. I'm

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Speaker 1: not adding that to the podcast anymore because I don't

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Speaker 2: I'll watch this coming weekend. I will too, Yeah, because

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Speaker 2: it's a major.

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Speaker 1: So that's what it is. We're just gonna watch the major.

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Speaker 2: That's usually what I do, is the majors. Unless I

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Speaker 2: happen to catch it and it's like a you know,

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Speaker 2: three people tied for the lead with three holes to go,

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Speaker 2: or some guy that's been playing for ten years and

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Speaker 2: never won before and he's in the hunt the last day,

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Speaker 2: I may tune it in. But if it's just a

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Speaker 2: not tune it in.

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Speaker 1: Like when you got all emotional because you said the

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Speaker 1: guy had never won. His wife was there?

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Speaker 2: That dude in Mexico.

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Speaker 1: He hit it into the tree and the ghost of

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Speaker 1: the tree put it back in the fairway. The tree

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Speaker 1: did put it back in the that's called us every

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Speaker 1: third day at the Munis. That's a good point. It's

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Speaker 1: a good point. I have no argument on that. And

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Speaker 1: did I have we done the podcast or where I

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Speaker 1: said I refell in love with the game of golf.

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Speaker 1: I probably did that. On Fridays, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you did. You talked about how you played solo,

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Speaker 2: didn't invite me, and you played in like two hours

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Speaker 1: And that's really so I don't I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: I see. I tried to tell Justin about it this weekend,

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Speaker 1: the pelvis. But do I want to give my gift

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Speaker 1: to people? So I heard you and Eddie off Mike saying, oh,

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Speaker 1: here's your golf recently, and then by EA's oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was golf in eighteen, and then you're like, I

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Speaker 2: No, you did tell us about it. You told us

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Speaker 2: about it on the pot on Friday.

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Speaker 1: You because I trust you.

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Speaker 2: And you talked about how you may give lessons and

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Speaker 2: it's going to be raised, uh swing school something like that.

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Speaker 2: I don't Sisons Swing School is what we were gonna

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Speaker 2: name it. I understand that. I just saw that he

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Speaker 2: playing nine now. He goes, no, I played eighteen. Did

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Speaker 2: it only register? And he said, I said, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And how dumb are you guys to go on an

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Speaker 1: all your employers and coworkers and anybody can see that

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Speaker 2: Right, Really, because you want to keep your handicap. You

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Speaker 2: want to know if you're improving, getting worse, getting better,

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Speaker 1: But is it true that there's an executive that is

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's every weekday.

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Speaker 1: So is that smart?

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Speaker 2: Because he told me last week, you know, golf, you're

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Speaker 1: But the exec just puts it out there that he

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Speaker 2: No, he does golf quite a bit. Because I saw

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Speaker 2: the books. How about Friday? So that tells me he's

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Speaker 2: already booked in advance, Like, let me go. Let me

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Speaker 1: And also he makes such a big deal about it.

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Speaker 1: but I'm not bones. I can't afford to pay for

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Speaker 1: actually it's a one hundred dollars course. Yeah, it is.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how much. You know, it's not one

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Speaker 2: MUNI And if I could find him, that would be great.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where he is when I play on Thursday. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, Yeah, Dorothy hooks me up every time.

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Speaker 2: You didn't tell me that, right, But she knows me well,

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Speaker 1: And so the people I've shared my flower with about

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Speaker 1: I want to share my flower with Eddie. I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to tell the exec

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Speaker 1: my understanding of the game of golf, and I've started

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Speaker 2: So, my flower, why did I take your petals off?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to grow and blossom to a point

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Speaker 1: people whispering. Have you heard about Ray? He's unbelievable at

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Speaker 2: Interesting and the exact. He does not log every round.

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Speaker 2: He's smart. He's smart, doesn't log every round. Figured it out.

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Speaker 2: That's how it gets away with it.

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Speaker 1: Ray, You're gonna log every time you go to the titter.

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Speaker 2: We got it. We gotta start the show man, because

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Speaker 2: I got I gotta get some stuff off my chest.

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Speaker 1: Hey make an app that shows every time you go

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Speaker 1: to the strip club. Oh what's your handicap?

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Speaker 2: I mean, how many dollars did you spend? Would you

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Speaker 2: want people seeing. It's a great point. It's really smart.

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Speaker 2: It's really stupid. Hey, man, I made an app you

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Speaker 2: log out all the hours you're in the bathroom and

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Speaker 2: then other people can see it. All right too, Hey man,

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Speaker 2: you log how of many bedroom hours you have every week?

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Speaker 2: I mean there's just stuff that there shouldn't be an

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Speaker 2: That's something I don't want logged. Hey, you're right, you

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Speaker 2: I got on that app that shows you how many

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Speaker 2: Hey man, I have that app where it logs on

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Speaker 2: your Netflix hours you watched ten hours a day?

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Speaker 1: Dude, impression.

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Speaker 2: I mean, imagine if the employers your employeer got a

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I see you're on Instagram for sixteen hours. Well, if

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Speaker 1: know how that's physically possible. In five hours. That means

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Speaker 1: every day when you went home, you must have logged

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Speaker 1: four hours of Instagram, which is physically impossible. So that

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're right, Why would you log it? Why do

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Speaker 2: But I want to track my score. That's all I

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Speaker 1: Guys, we are gonna do it live. Arnold will be

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Speaker 1: back on Wednesday. Woo oh the one, two, three sore losers?

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Speaker 2: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: Y'all. It sis in' from the North Alpha male. I

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Speaker 1: live on the north side of Nashville with Baser two

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Speaker 1: point two acres, two point two kids at a clinic

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Speaker 1: in Vanderbilt. Justin checks on him when he goes to

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Speaker 1: electrophysiology every day. And then also we are we're in

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Speaker 1: the country. If I didn't say that, lunch over to you,

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Speaker 1: but before I finish teas and peas, to Taylor Callaway.

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Speaker 1: Every time you hit a Callaway ball post it, think

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Speaker 1: it on the patio on Saturday. It was me, Baser

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Speaker 2: The San Diego Padres Man. We had a makeup game

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Speaker 2: Didn't know that anyway. So we show up at four,

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Speaker 2: You guys can't be on the field. Like, I don't

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Speaker 2: I said, okay, well we have a game at four.

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Speaker 2: He goes, this dirt it's not ready for a game

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Speaker 2: He says, no, no, no, that was not on my schedule.

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Speaker 2: And the other coach goes, well, well, we practice every

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Speaker 2: What difference is it If it's a major's game, a

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Speaker 1: And now you've fin to argue about dirt.

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Speaker 2: And I said, so the major's kids, they they paid

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Speaker 2: I said, well, this is a makeup game. Also, he goes,

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Speaker 1: Coach, at any point during this argument, did you grab

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Speaker 2: I said, it needs time to breathe.

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Speaker 2: Please explain to me by what you mean it needs

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Speaker 1: You talking Pocahontas type. You can't get in the trees

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Speaker 2: What I ever let the earth cry in the blue

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Speaker 2: I have no idea what you're talking about. Okay, I

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Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, there's a field over to Overland, the park,

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Speaker 2: No, No, it's an option. I understand it's an option,

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Speaker 2: And oh my gosh, the standings of the majors. I said,

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And he goes no, no, no, majors like nine and ten.

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Speaker 2: I said, are you worried about Aaron Judge turning an

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Speaker 2: I said, so, then, what is the problem with our

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Speaker 1: It's little Aaron?

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Speaker 2: And he goes, there's some throwaway bases in the shed

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Speaker 2: right there. You can just throw them down the outfield

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Speaker 1: That works.

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Speaker 2: I understand it works, but who does this guy like?

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Speaker 2: I was so furious, so furious, So did.

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Speaker 2: And so I was just like and the other coach

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Speaker 2: I'm on the board. I said, yeah, but why are

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Speaker 1: Well, somebody get into a ventilator because it needs to breathe.

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Speaker 1: Somebody get this dirt and defibrillator. When you know what,

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Speaker 1: when we're done, I'll get on the ground and give

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Speaker 2: So then another coach just looks at me and goes, man,

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 2: I said, okay, So we go and we get the

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Speaker 2: And one mom on my team said, what do you

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Speaker 1: I paid my money.

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Speaker 2: She goes, I think I paid for this league when

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Speaker 2: I signed up. Didn't say anything about the dirt being

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Speaker 2: The beer and pizza, before the beer and pizza race.

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Speaker 2: She was fully loubed, and she talks to him, talks

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Speaker 2: I was like, hey, we're gonna head out to outfield

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Speaker 2: grass if you guys could do me a huge favorite pizza. No, no,

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Speaker 2: Tide to the game, I said, please, we're not allowed

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Speaker 2: If you see a huge difference in the field. And

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Speaker 1: I love confrontational America, right over to him. They don't

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Speaker 2: And he starts talking to him, jabbing, jabbing, jab and

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Speaker 1: How did that argument? And I'm like, that was weird.

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Speaker 2: So he played on the outfield grass and let me

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Speaker 2: tell you the padres. They played great baby box two,

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Speaker 1: Kid would have been proud, he was. It was beautiful

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Speaker 2: the kids do. As we're walking back to the dugout through

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00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,840
Speaker 2: the dirt, start running the bases and this dude is

438
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:13,400
Speaker 2: about to lose his mind. He's still there, he's still raking, man,

439
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,800
Speaker 2: it's gotta breathe.

440
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,440
Speaker 1: And he's like, get off the dirt.

441
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,560
Speaker 2: I said it before, Get.

442
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,240
Speaker 1: Off the dirt.

443
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,960
Speaker 2: The kids don't know any difference, huh, They're just having fun.

444
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,760
Speaker 2: And guess what, when they ran on the dirt, I

445
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,400
Speaker 2: couldn't tell the difference between him raking the dirt them

446
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,600
Speaker 2: running on the dirt. I could tell no difference. And

447
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,160
Speaker 2: when the next game the other team starts showing up,

448
00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:40,200
Speaker 2: not one of them. Now, I didn't hear one kid say, Wow,

449
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,640
Speaker 2: I'm so glad that dirt got to breathe. It looks

450
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,200
Speaker 2: so amazing. You know what they did. They started running

451
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,159
Speaker 2: on the dirt too. They went out in the outfield

452
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,879
Speaker 2: start throwing the ball. Then they took infield practice, and

453
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:54,480
Speaker 2: guess what, the dirt was the damn same. I mean,

454
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,800
Speaker 2: it was like we ran into the biggest er. I

455
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,840
Speaker 2: mean it was like the biggest jerk of the little league.

456
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,320
Speaker 2: We got our first taste of our kids are more

457
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,800
Speaker 2: important than your kids in Little Deek. Yes, it was

458
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,800
Speaker 2: the first experience. And we sat over in some picnic

459
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,600
Speaker 2: tables because it's also a public park. There's like, you know,

460
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,560
Speaker 2: local beauty and everything there.

461
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,680
Speaker 1: Got home was Bob and cousin Bill.

462
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's a truck, there's walking path, there's everything.

463
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,280
Speaker 2: So we're on a couple of picnic tables. The pizzas come.

464
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,440
Speaker 2: We got the boombox there. The one parent brings a speaker,

465
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,320
Speaker 2: big speaker.

466
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,359
Speaker 1: He's a rocker.

467
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:32,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a rocker, playing playing music. And everybody's just

468
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,920
Speaker 2: the kids are running around in the woods. It was

469
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:39,280
Speaker 2: an amazing night. When did the party end? It ended

470
00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:42,680
Speaker 2: about seven fifteen, seven thirty, So we're there for about

471
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,600
Speaker 2: two hours after the game, a little over two hours

472
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,160
Speaker 2: after the game, just hanging out chatting. But we thought

473
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,240
Speaker 2: we were done with the jerks for the night. Nah,

474
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:52,280
Speaker 2: we ran into another jerk and I'll tell you right

475
00:20:52,440 --> 00:21:00,199
Speaker 2: about it right after this. I'm telling you, Ray, I

476
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,160
Speaker 2: don't know what people's problem were this weekend. I had

477
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 2: run in after run in after run in.

478
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:11,000
Speaker 1: Jordan Davis, Cody Johnson. What do they have in common?

479
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 1: They both have songs about dirt. They're singing about the

480
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,880
Speaker 1: things john party, dirt on my boots. They're singing about

481
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 1: the damn thing that you've been arguing.

482
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,400
Speaker 2: About Jason now Dean dirt road anthem, you missed a couple,

483
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 2: you missed big ones, dude. Anyway, So then the kids

484
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 2: are running around, running around. Then there's the batting cage

485
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,399
Speaker 2: right there, right, and what do the kids want to do?

486
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,800
Speaker 2: They want to play some baseball. So they go in

487
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,320
Speaker 2: the batting cage and they're throwing baseballs to each other

488
00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:40,080
Speaker 2: and hitting and none of them can pitch worth a crap,

489
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,160
Speaker 2: you know. They're throwing over their heads and they're oh, yeah,

490
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 2: they're just dicking around, right, dicking around. There's like four

491
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 2: of them in there. They're taking turns. They're you know,

492
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:51,120
Speaker 2: just having fun being kids, being six year olds, being

493
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 2: five year olds. Some of the little brothers are in there,

494
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 2: the three year olds are in there. They're just goofing off.

495
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 2: And I understand there's.

496
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,640
Speaker 1: Them all four acting your age. How are you, sir?

497
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,440
Speaker 2: I'm all for having fun and enjoying yourself.

498
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 1: Are the parents partying or are they chilling with you?

499
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,919
Speaker 2: Everybody's chilling at the picnic tables just talking carry oh,

500
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,679
Speaker 2: you know, getting to know each other and talking about life,

501
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 2: you know, laughing about things. And then there's another game

502
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 2: after the game that's going on, So the eight o'clock game,

503
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 2: so it's like six forty five when the other team

504
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 2: starts showing up and they want to use the batting cage.

505
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 2: Totally fine. I am totally fine with you wanting to

506
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 2: use the batting cage. But it's one dad and his kid,

507
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 2: and they don't go in the batting cage and be

508
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 2: respectful to the kids.

509
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 1: They don't. They don't.

510
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,159
Speaker 2: They're not nice to them. They're not like, oh, excuse me,

511
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 2: Now that you guys have done it, can we have

512
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,680
Speaker 2: our turn to practice? He walks The dad walks in there,

513
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 2: sees the little kids and goes, hey, guys, you need

514
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:53,640
Speaker 2: to get out. It's time for real practice. He goes,

515
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 2: you guys are just screwing around. We need to really hit.

516
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,480
Speaker 2: And I'm like, why would you talk to this that way?

517
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 2: Why would you go in there like an absolute ass

518
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,719
Speaker 2: and say that to these five, six and three year

519
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 2: old seven year olds. I don't know what all age

520
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 2: grangers were in there, but there was no need to

521
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 2: go in that aggressive. And I said, hey, man, don't

522
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 2: you think you should have said something like, hey, guys,

523
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 2: now that you're done using it, do you think we

524
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 2: could have our turn. And he goes, well, they're just

525
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 2: screwing around and we would need to hit. We got

526
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 2: a game coming up.

527
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 1: You confronted him.

528
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm standing right there by the batting cage, man,

529
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 2: and I said, oh, do you have a major's game?

530
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, we actually do.

531
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 1: Dude, you're getting so comfortational.

532
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:44,120
Speaker 2: I just could not believe he would talk like that

533
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 2: to the little kid. Yeah, and why say that it's

534
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 2: time for real practice. You guys are just screwing around.

535
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 2: Get out.

536
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, was your wife there?

537
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,919
Speaker 2: She was there, but she didn't hear that part. But

538
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 2: another dad didn't. He was like, wow, man, sorry, your

539
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 2: son's practice is so important.

540
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: It's kid, there's gonna be a fight, dude.

541
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 2: And we're you know, we just laugh about it, laugh

542
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,640
Speaker 2: about it, and I think, okay, that's it. We're gonna

543
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 2: have no more jerking counters tonight.

544
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: There's more.

545
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 2: Oh, there's more, ray, there's more, because everybody's wrapping up,

546
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 2: all right, you know, we gotta go, We gotta go. Hey,

547
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 2: good to see you. This was fun, guys. Good to

548
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,880
Speaker 2: see you. Good to see it, And we.

549
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: See you next time. Sarah. I see those workouts have

550
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: been paying off.

551
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's not what happened.

552
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 1: We're like, oh, we got a game tomorrow.

553
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 2: We'll see tomorrow.

554
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: See tomorrow, Sarah, you hit this walking trail while we

555
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 1: were playing that game. You look great, look like you

556
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 1: lost a couple of pounds.

557
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 2: Right now, we have a three o'clock game the next day,

558
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 2: so we're starting to see tomorrow. Three. See the bar three,

559
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 2: see the bar three, all right, and then we get

560
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,119
Speaker 2: a text from some neighborhood friends, Hey, anybody going to

561
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 2: the porch party.

562
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: If you got a part of the house. They're all

563
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:56,400
Speaker 1: a party.

564
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 2: And I said, porch party. What the hell's a porch party?

565
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: It has been on a four hour bender after the

566
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: last game ending, and no one texts back about the

567
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 1: porch party.

568
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 2: And then my wife walks up and goes hey. She goes, hey,

569
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 2: do you want to go to this porch party? I'm like,

570
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,959
Speaker 2: I replied to the group, and she goes, yeah. They

571
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 2: didn't respond because they'd been talking about they thought you

572
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 2: were being funny. And it's a couple of people that

573
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 2: just sit on their front porch, they play music, and

574
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 2: they invite the whole neighborhood.

575
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 1: You're not allowed in the house.

576
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,199
Speaker 2: So I'm like, uh yeah, let's go. I mean, is

577
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 2: great about to pull up, about to pull up? And

578
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 2: so we tell the kids, how you guys want to

579
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 2: go to another party?

580
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's get a party. Let's come up, parties.

581
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: Kids gotta go to bed. It made.

582
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 2: It's only seven thirty at this time. Remember the game

583
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 2: was laughing The game was at four o'clock. Man, we

584
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 2: we got a whole night ahead of.

585
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 1: You guys been playing baseball and partying for five hours.

586
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,239
Speaker 2: Basically, we had a confrontation, two confrontations already. Might as

587
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 2: well make it a third, ray, might as well make

588
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 2: it a third. So we're gonna go to that porch party.

589
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 2: So we load up the car, we drive over the

590
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 2: porch party. We park about a block and a half away.

591
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 2: We unload the kids. We walked down the street and

592
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 2: we're there and listening to some music, and Baby Box

593
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 2: runs into two kids from his class, three kids from

594
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 2: his class, and they're all running around. My three boys

595
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 2: are absolutely wrestling in this front yard, just like UFC,

596
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 2: taking each other down. Other kids are jumping in. Everybody's

597
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 2: going crazy. There's kids, I mean, there's probably fifty kids

598
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 2: running around back and forth through the streets, kicking soccer.

599
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: Balls, WrestleMania Vegas. Baby addition, and.

600
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 2: We're sitting there with the wife and I are talking

601
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 2: to one of the moms. She walks away, and then

602
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 2: one of baby Box's classmates, dad comes walking over.

603
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 1: He's been drinking.

604
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,439
Speaker 2: I don't know if he'd been drinking, but he was

605
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 2: there the night, he was there, he was there and

606
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 2: joining the night. I don't want to say if he

607
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 2: was drinking or not, because I don't know. And we

608
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 2: start talking and we're talking and listening to music, having

609
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 2: a good old time, and we've been talking for about

610
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,239
Speaker 2: five six, seven, eight minutes. I don't know.

611
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: I wasn't keeping a clock. I wasn't timing it.

612
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 2: When all of a sudden, this guy sitting, you know,

613
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 2: a few feet in front of us, has flowers on

614
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 2: his lap, stands up, turns around. I'm thinking he's gonna say, hey,

615
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,679
Speaker 2: how's it going, guys? He goes, excuse me, Can you

616
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 2: take that conversation over there across the street.

617
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: At the awkward moments keep coming, or.

618
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 2: Get on the telephone and call each other because I'm

619
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,719
Speaker 2: trying to enjoy the music.

620
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: So you rub some people the wrong way man.

621
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 2: And we all look at each other and we think,

622
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,199
Speaker 2: is this dude joking?

623
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: Wait? What music?

624
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 3: They're just playing from a boombox? They play they got

625
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 3: the guitar. There was a band out there. It was

626
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,719
Speaker 3: just a man and a woman got it. And some

627
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,160
Speaker 3: people were going up like they were switching out. Another

628
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 3: guy would go up there and see. So it was

629
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 3: just like a people playing music. Yeah, it wasn't like

630
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 3: we were at the Rolling Stones or the Beatles or

631
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 3: Chris Staple. It's not like we paid fifty dollars to

632
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 3: get in the door. It's literally in the middle of

633
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 3: someone's yard. We're sitting in the street.

634
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: Basically Thompson Square up there.

635
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 2: Basically, and we are talking to our neighbors. There's fifty

636
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 2: kids running around screaming and making noise, and people are talking.

637
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 2: And this dude acts like he is at the best

638
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 2: concert of his life and we're not supposed to talk.

639
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: He thinks this is the damn movie theater where it's

640
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: a neighborhood get together where you're trying to chat and

641
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 2: get to know your damn neighbors.

642
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: What were the flowers potted plants or they were in

643
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: his shorts.

644
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 2: No, he had a bouquet of flowers. So they had

645
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 2: a flower stand that you could buy flowers for Mother's Day.

646
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 2: Realize that I thought he just brought him with him.

647
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 2: I found this out later that they had a flower

648
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 2: stand over here on the left. Anyway, you could take

649
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 2: it over there, he told me. Or get on the

650
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 2: telephone and call each other. Makes a good point, like, bro,

651
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 2: I did not know it meant this much to you.

652
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: Well, what's the phone number to go yourself?

653
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 2: Hey, I got an idea of grandpa, shut your ass

654
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 2: up and sit down. And we all laughed at each

655
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 2: other and we loved the Ejoners, Like okay, So we

656
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 2: moved back a little bit and the dad was talking

657
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 2: to We start continuing the story and he goes, hold on,

658
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 2: hold on, I'm just really thrown off right now. I'm

659
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 2: really thrown off right now.

660
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: He goes, he couldn't even finish his story.

661
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 2: He goes, I'm so sorry. He goes, was that guy

662
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 2: like that guy's being for real?

663
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: Right? He goes.

664
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 2: We're outside and we're like talking, and he was. He goes,

665
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 2: he was genuinely mad, right, And I was like yeah, yeah,

666
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 2: and he goes, huh, he goes, he really threw me

667
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 2: when he said call him on the telephone, call him

668
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 2: on the telephone, Like, why would we call each other

669
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 2: on the telephone. We're standing right next to each other.

670
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 2: And obviously this guy was kind of grumpy, had a

671
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 2: rough week.

672
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: At work, subtrucker man.

673
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 2: But he looked a little older, and so maybe he's

674
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 2: just a little more grouchy. He may have been mid

675
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 2: fifties and had younger kids, And I'm like, so he's

676
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 2: probably an older parent, died grouchy, probably yells at his

677
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 2: kids a lot. I don't know. But he was just

678
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 2: so crazy to me that this dude stood up and said, hey,

679
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 2: take that conversation over there, or call each other on

680
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 2: the telephone, Like, get off my freaking lawn. Man, I've

681
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 2: already had to deal with it at the baseball field tonight,

682
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 2: and now I got you. When I'm just trying to

683
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 2: have a casual conversation with a fellow dad of a

684
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 2: skindergardener talking about what our kids are gonna do for

685
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 2: the summer, how crazy it is it went by so

686
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 2: fast all that, And what's with the flowers man? Yeah, dude,

687
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 2: and oh, you're such a great husband. You buy your

688
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 2: wife flowers for Mother's Day. Whoa, you're so cool, sit

689
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 2: back down in your small ash chair and leave me alone.

690
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: What's with your Mother's Day flowers? You're gonna go try

691
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: and get mother.

692
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 2: So that was another jerk of the weekend. I mean,

693
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 2: what a Friday night, Ray.

694
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: We're not even into Saturday.

695
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 2: No, we're not, Ray, And you would think I'm not

696
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 2: gonna I'm not gonna have another run in with a jerk,

697
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 2: am I no chance? Hold on tell you all about

698
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 2: it right after this cry music Saturday morning, Ray, baby

699
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 2: Box three's got a soccer game nine thirty.

700
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: What will it end?

701
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 2: It's about the end, man, This is the last, last one,

702
00:31:58,680 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 2: last run in of the weekend.

703
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: Okay.

704
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 2: And we get to the game a little bit early

705
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 2: and we're walking to the field and there's a gator

706
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 2: sitting there. The tractor like a little you know, got

707
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 2: a little bed in the back, you know, put some

708
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 2: tools and it's like a two seater, remember, and there's

709
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 2: some kids sitting on it. So what are my kids

710
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 2: gonna do. They're gonna climb right on. Shit, they're climbing on.

711
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 2: They're having fun, they're acting like they're driving. Of course,

712
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 2: whoever left it there left the key in it. Really

713
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 2: smart idea to just leave the gator with the key

714
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 2: in it. So me, being the responsible adult, I am

715
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 2: I removed the key, put it in my pocket. Then

716
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 2: there's no harm, no foul. The kids can do nothing wrong.

717
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 2: And I mean kids are coming from everywhere to climb

718
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 2: on this gator and act like they're driving. They're getting

719
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 2: in the back. Parents are taking pictures of their kids

720
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 2: on the gateor are having so much fun. This goes

721
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 2: on for ten twelve minutes. A guy comes driving up

722
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 2: in a golf cart security and he goes, oh, that

723
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 2: looks fun. You guys have a great day, keeps on driving.

724
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 2: Good guy, good guy, no big deal, Like he doesn't

725
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 2: give a crap. And we got the whole soccer team

726
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 2: on there. We're doing team pitcher. Instead of doing a

727
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 2: real team picture, we're doing it on the gator. Screw

728
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 2: doing a team picture over there where they're taking real

729
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 2: team photos, so we're just doing it on the gator.

730
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 2: Then it hits a fan. Man here comes the girl

731
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 2: that was driving the gator. She walks up, Get off

732
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 2: the gator, Get off the gator.

733
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 1: What makes you guys.

734
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 2: Think it's a good idea to climb on this thing.

735
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: Get off. I'm a parent, I'm a representative.

736
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I'll tell you what made me think

737
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 2: it was a good idea. You left it sitting here?

738
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: What do you think kids are gonna do? They see

739
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 2: like a kind of like a tractor thing, and they're

740
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 2: gonna climb on it. They love that kind of stuff.

741
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 2: You left it in the middle of a mi like

742
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 2: a minefield. There's kids everywhere. You're the one that left

743
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 2: this year, and you could have come up and like

744
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 2: all right, guys, I need to I've away now, Like sorry,

745
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 2: get off, get off the gator. What makes you think

746
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: it's a good idea to climb on this thing?

747
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: Oh? No? And you get the keys in your pocket?

748
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 2: I got the keys of my pot.

749
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 1: No.

750
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 2: And before I can even say I have the keys

751
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 2: of my pocket, she sits down and goes, where's the key.

752
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 2: Where's the key?

753
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: Dude? You got to hide them, throw them in the

754
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: seat or something. When she's not looking, and she.

755
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 2: Goes, DoD one of the kids have the keys. We

756
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 2: need to find the keys. And I'm like, I got

757
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 2: the keys in my pocket. She goes, let me have them,

758
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 2: Let me have them.

759
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 1: She gonna do run over a kid, and I'm like, okay,

760
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: I hand them to him.

761
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 2: She's out of there in about three seconds. Watch out, kids,

762
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 2: look out.

763
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: What was the gator for not dragging the field? No stuff?

764
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you put the nets in there and then

765
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 2: they drive them to the field they set up the nets.

766
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 2: I really don't know what they were using the gator for.

767
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: But I love though that you're a representative for the

768
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: kids because the kids can't explain themselves. So you go.

769
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: Kids love to play on this. You know they're gonna

770
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:01,280
Speaker 1: jump on it. You are just you're basically the front

771
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 1: man for the kids. Anytime you're that, you're the pr person.

772
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 2: I am the pr person. I'm all about like letting

773
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,919
Speaker 2: them have fun. Let it like it's experiences. Like there's

774
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 2: a gator there, there's a tractor. If you go to

775
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 2: a construction site, there's always tractors there. I let my

776
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 2: kids climb on them no matter what. I don't care.

777
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,399
Speaker 1: Let them have fun.

778
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 2: It's a great day to climb on a tractor. And

779
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 2: my kids weren't the only ones on the gator. There

780
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 2: was kids a plenty on the gator. So her acting

781
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 2: like it was just crazy that these kids would climb

782
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 2: on the gator. I mean it was just like, wow,

783
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 2: calm down there, angry and like, oh, easy there, get

784
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 2: off the gator. What makes you think it's a good

785
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 2: idea to climb on a gator? Hey, angry ann were

786
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 2: you ever a kid one time and you saw a

787
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 2: gator sitting there and of course you want to act

788
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 2: like you're driving it. How cool is it as a

789
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 2: three year old to act like you're driving a gator?

790
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 2: It's amazing.

791
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: I think most parents, though, would join in with angry

792
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 1: and whereas you are on team kid, what do you do?

793
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: The kids are good people, they're nice you. I've never

794
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: seen a parent represent kids like you have. Dude, that

795
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: is hilarious. And I was just I think my dad

796
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: would like double scold us. If angry and yelled at us,

797
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: then my dad would yell at us.

798
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,720
Speaker 2: And some of the other parents were like, wow, someone

799
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 2: pissed in her cheerios, Like wow, man, she could have

800
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 2: I mean, whoa, how dare they climb on this. It's

801
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 2: not like they broke it or anything. It's a freaking tractor.

802
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 2: They weren't doing any harm. But it was like, wow,

803
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 2: we were the worst people in the world. I mean

804
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 2: those were my that was it, That's my weekend. Did

805
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 2: it angry?

806
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 1: People didn't enter your head though, to keep the keys

807
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: and ignition and drive around with it with the kids.

808
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 2: No, because there was too many kids on there. I

809
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 2: would have. It would have been too much and I

810
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 2: would have been worried about running someone over.

811
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: Because that would have been something cool dad did.

812
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 2: Now, if it was just my kids, I might have done,

813
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 2: but there were too many kids everywhere. I mean the

814
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 2: soccer field, there are hundreds of kids, and I was like,

815
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 2: there's no way I can do that if it was

816
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 2: just my kids. It's like yesterday, man, Mother's Day, we

817
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 2: went on a walk. The wife didn't go, but baby

818
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 2: Box two and Baby Box three were riding bikes and

819
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 2: baby Box one was just walking. He wanted to walk

820
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 2: with me. And we're walking, talking, chatting, and there's a

821
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 2: house being redone and it's down to the frame just

822
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 2: they gutted it and it says no trespassing. You're on

823
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 2: video surveillance. Guess what we did?

824
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 1: Climb? Oh, we went up in that house.

825
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 2: We went down where they were digging, and we were

826
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 2: throwing rocks in the mud, making big mud splashes.

827
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: We were down there for an hour. You gotta have

828
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: a fence otherwise kids are gonna do it. Dude.

829
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 2: You know what is cooler than a house being built?

830
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 2: A building building built. Kids love to explore. I don't

831
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 2: give a crabit bum on your video surveillance. We're gonna

832
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 2: go down here and we're gonna throw some rocks in

833
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,959
Speaker 2: the mud. We're gonna dig in the dirt, we're gonna

834
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 2: climb your sandpile, your rock pile, everything that you got

835
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 2: piled up the trash. We're doing it all.

836
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: But if there was an orange fence, though one of

837
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: those makeshift, would you still have gone in there? Probably not, Okay,

838
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: So guys, take cake, no, make an orange fence, take

839
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: the keys from the gator. It's the stuff you gotta

840
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 1: do on a planet with kids.

841
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 2: So that was our one highlight of the weekend. That

842
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 2: was our one good news. Like no one yelled at

843
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 2: us because there was no one to yell at us.

844
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 2: Now they may be reviewing the video surveillance today trying

845
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 2: to figure out who we are, where we live, and

846
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 2: they're gonna come and tell us, hey, you were trespassing.

847
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 2: But I'm not worried about it because I had enough

848
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 2: jerks this weekend that I was done with being told

849
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 2: what to do and yelled at by all these freaking people.

850
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: They would try you and the kids.

851
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 2: Oh we go to court, dude, we just pleaded guilty.

852
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,919
Speaker 1: I threw one rock batters box, baby too. I threw

853
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: a rock too.

854
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the first one, baby box, two through one,

855
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 2: And I mean we didn't always gonna splash someone. He goes,

856
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 2: I watched this, watch this boom. Mud flew everywhere, all

857
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: over his face, all over my legs, arms.

858
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. What are they building a pool in there? No?

859
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 2: No, it was just been raining so much. Yeah, it's

860
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 2: down at the bottom of the hill, and so the

861
00:38:58,800 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 2: backyard is got in the.

862
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: Bottom of the hill.

863
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're building a garage. And so we were

864
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,280
Speaker 2: throwing rocks in the mud. There was part was wet mud,

865
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 2: other parts were dry mud. It was fantastic, man, geez.

866
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: It was a weekend. Man, it was a weekend. Holy crap, man,

867
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: that was a lot. Do we gotta to take a break, or.

868
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 2: Do you want to take a break and talk about

869
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 2: you and Justin?

870
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: Or no? Yeah, I mean I don't know what there

871
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: is to talk about. I don't know. I thought, maybe

872
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 1: you had one story you want to share, or you

873
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: just want to go home. We can share a story.

874
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. Go ahead. Yeah, So so Baser's driving,

875
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,720
Speaker 1: so we said, hey, let's go to the local pub

876
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: and then let's swing on by the golf course. So

877
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,720
Speaker 1: we go to the pub. It's just me, Justin Beazer

878
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: Bayser being a great American driving the boys around. We go,

879
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: we go to the pub, We do our thing. Are

880
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: we playing We're playing rings, We're playing drinks. There's absolutely

881
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:55,240
Speaker 1: nothing on TV, nothing until the Celtics game at two thirty.

882
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: So then we go, why not swing by the golf course.

883
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: Let's go up there and get a drink, right, And

884
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: I said, well, hey, I need my golf clubs. Let's

885
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: go by the house, get my golf clubs, and then

886
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: we can do some chipping because we couldn't get on

887
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: the courses are just gridlocked. Right now that it's eighty

888
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 1: degrees out in Nashville, beautiful, So we yeah, I get

889
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: an altar, Justin gets a bud heavy and all right,

890
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: here we go in Tennessee. You're allowed to drink one

891
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: each in the car. And so we pull up to

892
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: the golf course, we go out, So what do you

893
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: know about me? And you know my things that I'm

894
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 1: a stickler on. So what do you think I'm going

895
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: to find that I'm gonna be really worried about with

896
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 1: me and Justin rolling up to this golf course parking

897
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: with my golf clubs, drinking, going up into the clubhouse.

898
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: What part of this is am I worried about? Right? Parking? One? No, No,

899
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 1: golf course is free, so I'll rule that out. Not

900
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 1: worried about parking. But you could have been right if

901
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: a golf ball hits the car. But we parked in

902
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: a good spot, so the golf blar are't gonna hit it.

903
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: Two Justin doesn't have clubs. No, I got two, so

904
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: he can use one of mine. Okay, very good so far.

905
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: If you don't have any more guests than I'll tell

906
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: you no, no, no, no. What am I worried about? What

907
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,959
Speaker 1: if the car's good, not gonna get hit by a ball.

908
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: I got us two clubs, so we'll each have our

909
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: own clubs. What am I worried about? What are you

910
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: worried about? I'm glad you asked, because I'll tell you.

911
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: We roll up to the clubhouse and we had the

912
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: two beers that he had, the butt heavy I had.

913
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: Then clob ultra. Justin rolls into the bar area with

914
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 1: our beers that we brought from home. Okay, that's what

915
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: it was. So what do I do? I split out

916
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 1: the door, go down to the golf course. Lauren text me.

917
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 1: She's like, hey, what are you doing? Me and Justin

918
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: are up here with the TVs and everything? You just split?

919
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: Where'd you go do? And I go, I have a

920
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: beer from home. I didn't buy it here. You can't

921
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: just walk into some bar at the clubhouse with outside beer.

922
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 2: Justin rolls in with his butt heavy up to the

923
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 2: bar they don't even.

924
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: Sell but heavy, and he's drinking it at the bar. Dude,

925
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 1: I'm at the course. I'm down at the chipping range drinking,

926
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like, y'all get in trouble on me. So

927
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: then Justin comes down there. Another thing that's wrong. He's

928
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: not in any like I have a polo on, I

929
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: have my shoes on. He's in birkenstocks. So it's obvious

930
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 1: we're not even gonna be golfing today. Me, it looks

931
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: like I could have a tea time in like thirty minutes.

932
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: Justin he's got a butd heavy in birkenstocks, so we're

933
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: obviously just using them to chip and we're not even

934
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: there to golf. And I was like, dude, I don't

935
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: think it's against the rules, but I'm pretty sure they

936
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: want if you're gonna use the chipping green, they want

937
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 1: you to be somewhat at.

938
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 2: Least buy a drink. Oh, you brought our own rink.

939
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 1: We brought our own drinks. But also, is this I'm

940
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 1: imagining that the tour pro inside will probably be like, hey, guys,

941
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: if you're not gonna have a tea time in like

942
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: twenty thirty minutes, can you like save it for people? Dude,

943
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: it's pretty busy. There's people rolling through, maybe scowed off

944
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: to the side, you guys doing your little dick around game,

945
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: so that guys that have a tea time can practice

946
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: on putting it.

947
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 2: Shine for real practice. You guys, get out of the way.

948
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 2: I know you guys are just screwing around, but it's

949
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 2: signed for real practice.

950
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 1: It all the way around. So yeah, Burke, stay there.

951
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: We're there thirty forty five minutes, had a blast, got out,

952
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,919
Speaker 1: went back for the Celtics game at the house.

953
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 2: Did Baser Chippinny She didn't.

954
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 1: She had because they have it where you can just

955
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: sit on the patio up there and see the whole

956
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: golf course.

957
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,240
Speaker 2: So fantastic. So she was just relaxing.

958
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: But we were in the clear though. Nobody got in

959
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: trouble for bringing the outside beer. It could have been

960
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: bad though. Good thing I hurried down there and got

961
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: down to chipping made it seem like we were actually

962
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:36,919
Speaker 1: playing that day.

963
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 2: I mean, I knew I should have known that it

964
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 2: was that you had open beers.

965
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: I mean it's like, dude, we come here all the

966
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,240
Speaker 1: time and you're in birkenstocks and you have a butt heavy,

967
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: like obviously we're not playing today and they're gonna kick

968
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: us out. These are with these people don't see us

969
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: all the time.

970
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 2: It's like when we went to an open bar in

971
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 2: Vegas one time after an event. Open bar, so you

972
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 2: don't need to bring your own alcohol, no, And we

973
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,399
Speaker 2: had a buddy that decided that he needed to bring

974
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 2: many bottles of Tito's vodka with him and he gets

975
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 2: a drink and then he's sitting somewhere and he's pouring

976
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 2: the vodka more into his drink and the bouncer comes

977
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: and goes, what the hell you doing?

978
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 1: Like, what are you doing?

979
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 2: He goes, it's open bar. Do I need to kick

980
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 2: you out of an open bar for having your own crap?

981
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 2: My buddy's like, my bad, and he goes, you're an idiot.

982
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 2: Don't do it again, like so stupid.

983
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 1: Or the buddy that brings a little mini Bailey's bottle

984
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: to when you go to it like a coffee joint,

985
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: It's like, dude, just wait until noon to start drinking, Like, really,

986
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: you don't need Bailey's in the coffee.

987
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 2: It's not that big a deal unless it's a bachelor party.

988
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: I get it.

989
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 2: Okay, everybody's doing it. It was so fun. But man, yeah,

990
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 2: sounds like a good weekend.

991
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, if you have a buddy that does any

992
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,879
Speaker 1: many bottles anything, keep an eye on that gay. Yeah,

993
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,720
Speaker 1: you might have a problem.

994
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh prayers with callaway.

995
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: Remember when Johann had the mini bottles on the airplane, Dude.

996
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 2: During COVID your bachelor party, Oh my god.

997
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: The lady goes, leave them up there or you're kicked

998
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:17,280
Speaker 1: off the plane. Johann goes to open up a twelve

999
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,280
Speaker 1: pack of mini bottles on the airplane, and you cannot

1000
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: bring any alcohol from outside onto the airplane or you

1001
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,919
Speaker 1: will get kicked on. You can bring on, you can't

1002
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 1: drink it. You will be put on a no fly list.

1003
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 1: And Johann he's trying to start the bachelor.

1004
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 2: Party, and he made it so obvious you can do it.

1005
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: Just free his bag.

1006
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 2: He has a he was like handing him out over

1007
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 2: the overhead and the lady and he then he hides

1008
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 2: it and the lady goes, do you have over bottles?

1009
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 1: As he's like no A.

1010
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 2: She goes, you can tell me right now, or we

1011
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 2: can remove you from the plane and you're never gonna

1012
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 2: get down and you're not gonna get the alcohol back.

1013
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 2: I might just give it to her. Just give it

1014
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 2: to her. He's like, sits there like he tries to

1015
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 2: play possum. He tries to call her bluff. She goes,

1016
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 2: this is your last chance. He goes, sorry, you go,

1017
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 2: here's the bag and there's like twenty mini bottles of

1018
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 2: alcohol and she walks away and he goes, I still

1019
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 2: got three who wants it?

1020
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: I don't want they to do with it. I don't

1021
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: want anything to do with it.

1022
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 2: It's not worth the dude, the five dollars drink on

1023
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 2: the plane.

1024
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: Pay for the five dollar drink. It's not that big

1025
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: a deal. My god, minie bottles, Dude, they're daguely from

1026
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,479
Speaker 1: his double bag. She can see him from twenty four

1027
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 1: rows away that he's about to bring some outside alcohol

1028
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: on the plane.

1029
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 2: Oh man, all right, Happy Monday, guys. Hopefully you're in

1030
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 2: a better mood than all the people. I ran into

1031
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 2: this weekend and it was maybe it was just the weather.

1032
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 2: I don't know, but the weather was nice. It was sunny,

1033
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 2: it was seventy five. I don't know why people were

1034
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 2: so angry, but it was a rough weekend for me.

1035
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 1: And if you're gonna golf, call ahead. And I couldn't

1036
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: play Friday or Saturday. The course was bottled up.

1037
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 2: That sucks, man, we're not gonna be playing today. It's raining,

1038
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 2: gonna rain tomorrow.

1039
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: Who says you can't squeeze one in today? They didn't

1040
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: rain a lot. Some of those courses dry out quick.

1041
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 2: Yeah they do.

1042
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, but not by me. I don't. I

1043
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 1: don't have time today, man. I gotta let this flower

1044
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 1: bloom again. Dude, make sure it wasn't a one.

1045
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 2: Time ta get out there with you. I need to

1046
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,399
Speaker 2: see this flower in person, justin saw it. Maybe I'll

1047
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 2: make a tea time on Friday for us.

1048
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: Man. I whipped his at the patio. I whipped his

1049
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: at the muni and then when you had his berks

1050
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: in that but.

1051
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 2: You really then you whooped his in the bedroom.

1052
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: But I saw him on the course with those berks.

1053
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, we're for sure getting kicked out.

1054
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: Whooped hiss again. Oh man, dude, that was good man.

1055
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: It was good weekend. Man, Well, it was a great weekend.

1056
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 2: We were just like we were on fire with everybody

1057
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 2: hating us, Like why do people just hate me?

1058
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: Like?

1059
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 2: Am I just that bad?

1060
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: No? But I mean I can see now the conflict

1061
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: with kids and parents just trying to do You got

1062
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: adults doing their jobs, kids trying to be kids. You

1063
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: trying to represent the kids because the kids can't speak

1064
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:57,760
Speaker 1: for themselves.

1065
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 2: But it is there is one common denominator in all.

1066
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: This to me and the kids. No, no, but it's me,

1067
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: Like don't have kids, don't be

1068
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 2: M