Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're back and we're in my bougie garage.
Speaker 1: We're in my craft Slash podcast studio. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's Tanna. Tanna's arriving. This rose in your world. She
Speaker 1: made it. Oh my god, Oh my goodness, is so exciting.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Draft Picks and the first twenty nineteen
Speaker 1: and our third anniversary of what except this rose. My
Speaker 1: name is Arta Marine. I am coming to you from
Speaker 1: the podcast studio that Patreon bill, so thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I am in my garage. It's so cute. We'll take
Speaker 1: pictures of it and put it on our on our website. Um,
Speaker 1: I am here. What what a lineup to start to
Speaker 1: do the draft pick with? Can I just say? What
Speaker 1: a lineup? Um? It's all star three sports references. Okay, okay, wait,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna introduce you. You You might you might just have
Speaker 1: heard the dulcet tones of the man, the future ex
Speaker 1: husband of J J. Maureen. She met him in Nashville.
Speaker 1: She fell in love with him as soon as he
Speaker 1: said he was excited to be there, and she said
Speaker 1: are you? Are you Rob? He's now draped in a
Speaker 1: in a blanket, looking like it's almost like he's decided
Speaker 1: to wear a sporty shawl for twenty nine and you
Speaker 1: know what we are. Katie and I were chatting earlier.
Speaker 1: You were, you were Bachelor of the the Year, you were
Speaker 1: Bachelor of the yen Could he do it again? And
Speaker 1: we voted earlier? Yeah, oh my god, what a shock?
Speaker 1: Is he ever gonna pick a bachelor at I don't know,
Speaker 1: and I don't care. I love him. So this is
Speaker 1: your year, ladies and gentlemen. Rob Benedicto are guys. I'm
Speaker 1: so happy to be back. What do you think of
Speaker 1: the podcast? Dude? I love it so much. I can't
Speaker 1: believe we have a hole. Would you like to shake
Speaker 1: my JJ sent my mom's new nickname JJ. She sent
Speaker 1: a snow globe filled with glittering crystal. This is incredible.
Speaker 1: Make a wish, Oh my god, this is freaky. Are
Speaker 1: you wishing that Colton finds his bachelor and runs off
Speaker 1: into the sense. It's weird. There's so much snow in here.
Speaker 1: It's like ecstatic on a TV. Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. Like it's midnight back in the day
Speaker 1: when the TV would just go. It's Colton trying to
Speaker 1: find his dream girl. Slash Boys. It's Colton trying to
Speaker 1: find his sexuality. Oh my god. Across from me is
Speaker 1: a woman I love so much, and I wanted to say,
Speaker 1: people are going to go where is she? Where is she?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you where she is, and you need
Speaker 1: to go and support her. She's not going to be
Speaker 1: with us for a couple of weeks because she's going
Speaker 1: back East because she's recording her album, which is gonna
Speaker 1: make a rich and famous. We love her so much.
Speaker 1: She's my platonic life partner, My lady love. A woman
Speaker 1: who's wearing a New York Giant, world champion, world champion
Speaker 1: hat um. She thrills me like no one else. She's
Speaker 1: my favorite dance partner in the world. Aaron Foy, Happy Holidays,
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday, Happy two nineteen. Colton is gay, so gay.
Speaker 1: My mom couldn't stop talking about it over New Year's
Speaker 1: is all she talked about. J J. J J was
Speaker 1: like telling j J took me to Oh Hi, where
Speaker 1: she was telling like waiters and strangers, like she's so
Speaker 1: obsessed with like Colton being, she's so met she doesn't
Speaker 1: like Colton. And then I don't know if you guys saw,
Speaker 1: but there was like a preview of the season where
Speaker 1: Colton jumps over a fence to get away from women.
Speaker 1: What did you see that? He's there's like a fifteen
Speaker 1: foot fence and he like races and it's like in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night, and Chris Harrison's like, Colton, wait,
Speaker 1: don't go, and he literally runs and like hops the
Speaker 1: fence just to get away from all these women. Is
Speaker 1: he is it the border wall, the order wall. He's
Speaker 1: run to Mexico. Order. He's running to Mexican Before I
Speaker 1: guess started, you were so fun at my birthday slash holiday. Right.
Speaker 1: I was driving here. Let's talk about it. Let's talk
Speaker 1: about it, let's talk about it. The same sex, complicated
Speaker 1: life partner was driving. Let's the crowd already went the
Speaker 1: um thinking that. My thought was, can we just have
Speaker 1: spontaneous dance parties? Because the joy I have first of
Speaker 1: all watching you dance and then watching, uh not watching
Speaker 1: us dancing together. It's just pure joy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Can I just say so? I hired an official DJ
Speaker 1: this year. Now. I had two friends afterwards tell me
Speaker 1: it was too loud, and I say to them, you're
Speaker 1: not my friend anymore. Okay, But they're right, Yeah, get
Speaker 1: a blanket and take a nap. What are you waiting? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 1: I mean was it too loud? You were there, Tan,
Speaker 1: I was it too loud? Um? Oh my god, it
Speaker 1: was too loud. I don't know if it was. I
Speaker 1: don't really remember. I don't think it was too loud.
Speaker 1: I drank too much. You would, way too much alcohol.
Speaker 1: So I know I know how to throw a party.
Speaker 1: Drink music and alcohol. Now, before we get going, I
Speaker 1: also want to say a big fat hello to Tanna
Speaker 1: hosny A Katie Levin. I call her Tanniccas. In the summer,
Speaker 1: she gets really tann Um J J J and Katie Levine.
Speaker 1: Welcome you guys. Are you excited for the season? Colton, Colton,
Speaker 1: and and and thirty blondes who all look the same. Um.
Speaker 1: Before we get started, I just want to give a
Speaker 1: few I want to do a little business. Guys. If
Speaker 1: you're jon ing and you're like I've been missing them
Speaker 1: since last summer, well you can see us in person
Speaker 1: next weekend at the twelfth, January twelve. I know all weakened.
Speaker 1: This is let mean to the weekend and a half.
Speaker 1: It'll be in San Francisco. At San Francisco Sketch Fest.
Speaker 1: Aaron will not be there because she'll be recording her
Speaker 1: album in New York that night, the twelfth where Jan Sunday,
Speaker 1: New York Comedy Club, Intend Location, seven pm and nine
Speaker 1: fifteen years to conde O l E. Why thank you?
Speaker 1: Go support Aaron if you love the podcast, you love
Speaker 1: Aaron Gold laugh really loud. She so she gets a
Speaker 1: great album. We will be rob and I and Anna
Speaker 1: will be in San Francisco Sketch Fest. Here's who's going.
Speaker 1: Can you give me live updates? I can't wait. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be really fun me rob Anna, Paget, Paget, She's
Speaker 1: gonna be devastated that you're not there. Brian Sofie, who's
Speaker 1: a fucking blast if you haven't done it with him,
Speaker 1: my friend Laurie. And then I've gotten three contestants. Number one,
Speaker 1: Anna cracked and I've been I've been corresponding with somebody
Speaker 1: else who wants to do the podcast but it's not
Speaker 1: available that weekend, Wills of the Suits and the Little Mustache.
Speaker 1: And then he fronted Crazy Chris when Chris was like
Speaker 1: being a hot head and he was like, oh, you
Speaker 1: get two minutes with her and then he was like,
Speaker 1: what's up baby like like he like said basically baby
Speaker 1: called Chris. He was so smooth. Wait didn't go to college,
Speaker 1: you went to She cracked. And then Bio Wills, we
Speaker 1: got the biggest dog of all, which I love, like
Speaker 1: he makes me. I was rooting for him. Then Mo John,
Speaker 1: Happy John because it reminds me. It's like he's like smart, successful,
Speaker 1: and it reminds me off like if my brother was
Speaker 1: like hot and went to the gym because he's a programmer.
Speaker 1: That like good for benmo John that he made up
Speaker 1: with everyone in Paradise so when none of us love.
Speaker 1: And then we also got Annalise. Yes, yes we got
Speaker 1: an I'm taking by the way she sent it, so
Speaker 1: they all just said in like Biopek picks. She looks
Speaker 1: so beautiful in her biopic. My goal with Annalie is
Speaker 1: I want Analie by the end of our live podcast
Speaker 1: to feel and own her own. But she may already
Speaker 1: be doing this. I want her to know what a
Speaker 1: fox she is, what a like that she that she's
Speaker 1: better than all these guys, and like we love her
Speaker 1: and we want her to feel good about herself and
Speaker 1: to pick up shoot up. Yes, can you handle it?
Speaker 1: You got Atli's Menmo, John and Wills. That's a good
Speaker 1: plan for Annelie's and listen, I'm I'm straightforward. We've always
Speaker 1: put Annelie and Debbie down her right. Every time she
Speaker 1: picks a guy he turns out to be a mass murder. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and and we're all cheering before her. Yeah. But she
Speaker 1: needs to blossom in two oh one. I think she can. Originally,
Speaker 1: on day one wore a mask. Ye she did? She
Speaker 1: wore a mask. Okay, So I'm very excited about that.
Speaker 1: And I had contact with Jason from Buffalo. He was
Speaker 1: so sweet. He emailed me right back, which some other
Speaker 1: people didn't. He wants to do the podcast. He loves Shaneless.
Speaker 1: He was excited that I reached guy. But he is
Speaker 1: going to be with his buddy Blake and Denver. He said,
Speaker 1: he and Blake want to do the podcast sometimes. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, those are our two favorites. He loved them.
Speaker 1: Maybe no, he lives in Seattle. Maybe we need to
Speaker 1: go to Seattle do a live one with Do you
Speaker 1: want to go to Seattle? Hell? You? Okay? So also
Speaker 1: there's a rumor Caitlyn and Sean broke up. I don't
Speaker 1: know if this is true, but Laurie sent me allegedly
Speaker 1: here they Here are the updates. Allegedly maybe Jason and
Speaker 1: Caitlyn Bristow might be dating. Yeah, you texted me that
Speaker 1: I was all Florida. I thought that's a good match.
Speaker 1: I believe it. I like that combo because he seems
Speaker 1: like I liked Sean, but he seems like a calmer
Speaker 1: similar vibe to Sean, but like more low key. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he's they're they're more on the same vibe
Speaker 1: because I feel like Sean's always just like what's up
Speaker 1: in like lifting weights or something. I also heard, Um,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't know if I agree with that.
Speaker 1: I would say they're very different. Yeah, Jason was like
Speaker 1: like a cool like he blossomed by the end, and
Speaker 1: she give him out like a fucking like the Hawaiian punch. Dude,
Speaker 1: you just like went through a wall and was like
Speaker 1: and Jason, I thought was so wonderful. I also and
Speaker 1: she's got another face on top of her face. This face,
Speaker 1: another face face. Okay, here's here's the other. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: scoot this. Katie. Give me a heads up, and you
Speaker 1: want to talk. Okay, here's the other gossip I heard.
Speaker 1: Apparently Meatball is dating Peter Hot Peter the only bachelor
Speaker 1: who ever had integrity because they make him the bachelor
Speaker 1: and you wouldn't do it. And I love salt and pepper, Peter,
Speaker 1: Pepper Peter apparently a maybeating my sweet little mebby Bibiana
Speaker 1: the meet Ball. Apparently Meatball and Peter spotted at a
Speaker 1: basketball team in Miami. That's questioned Danny one in Paradise
Speaker 1: saving herself for Peter. Probably how good is that? Me
Speaker 1: and Peters? We love her and he was her favorite
Speaker 1: during Paradise? How great is that? I have an update
Speaker 1: on the little Russian, the one that that was dating
Speaker 1: Blake for a while and then they yes, Christina, their
Speaker 1: lives were just a little too you. They broke up.
Speaker 1: Apparently they weren't on the same like. They're both just
Speaker 1: doing their own thing. Calling in, She's calling in the
Speaker 1: Russians calling in right now? Are they hi? Hi? How
Speaker 1: are you Christina? They think so many people what did
Speaker 1: you eat for? Thinks I did not have money. I
Speaker 1: had lipstick and drum of turkey. Okay great? And um,
Speaker 1: are you staying in an Airbnb where you sleeping underneath
Speaker 1: your table? It's not actually a phone call? Uh surprise? Okay?
Speaker 1: So um and now are you still mad at Dean?
Speaker 1: Are you a forgiven d is Julius? Okay, so that's
Speaker 1: you don't like him? He's betrayed. I kill him. Oh
Speaker 1: so he's dead, he's no longer with us. Off and
Speaker 1: shove to a dog. So what do I called Jean's dad?
Speaker 1: Is your Jean's dad is grieving? Mr? Mr? What's his
Speaker 1: las name? Rick? Mr? On Glard? Are you how do
Speaker 1: you think that you did as a father? I don't
Speaker 1: believe in telephone? Did you think you're a pretty good dad?
Speaker 1: I think I'm a great dad. Maybe it's the chickpea's talking.
Speaker 1: But which one is your favorite wife? God? I really
Speaker 1: loved mother. Your wife is right there, she's right there,
Speaker 1: and your saying this in front of her make more's
Speaker 1: captain ytain? So I see you have a captain's head on?
Speaker 1: Is that a new thing? Is that you're placed? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's part of our religion, you know. We it's kind
Speaker 1: of worshiped the sun and call each other. Do you
Speaker 1: feel like your customed it's been a couple of years
Speaker 1: ever since I lost it on National teles And what
Speaker 1: did you think of Dean getting murdered by Christina? Are
Speaker 1: you sad? How murder you two cocksucker? Okay, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not fair. That's not fair Christina. Um, so how
Speaker 1: do you feel about Bibby and Peter dating? Do you
Speaker 1: think that? Did you think? Um? Did you think you
Speaker 1: would be the one to date Peter? I crushed both
Speaker 1: of them with my parents. Okay, here's I'll tell you guys.
Speaker 1: Other news. Apparently Clay the Kermit the Frog football player
Speaker 1: that broke his wrists apparently is dating Angela, who had
Speaker 1: the bouncy It was with Eric and then Eric. I
Speaker 1: didn't say I loved you on Paradise. You Erica fireman
Speaker 1: from Canada. Eric the guy who well, Eric was from Baltimore.
Speaker 1: It was Miracle season. Yeah keep it, keep on wait
Speaker 1: wait keep the one who's like keeping it or my name? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah. Apparently he and
Speaker 1: Angela are together. Which one was Angela Angela? But she
Speaker 1: got with Clay the football player who was like, I
Speaker 1: broke my hand, so I should probably leave yea, yes? Remember,
Speaker 1: um Let's see what else? Is there anything else? I
Speaker 1: wanted to say, are he's having a baby with his
Speaker 1: and nobody cares, Nobody cares of cardboard, this piece of
Speaker 1: hard boarding and pregnanted his cardboard? Who do you wind
Speaker 1: up with that? Um? And then I want to say
Speaker 1: that yesterday when I was at Trader Joe's, Arizona needs
Speaker 1: another Republican. I was at Trader Joe's yesterday a woman
Speaker 1: was bending over. I didn't see her and I accidentally
Speaker 1: met her with my grocery cart. I poked into her ass.
Speaker 1: I looked at her. She was bending her square in
Speaker 1: the room. We made eye contracts. I was like, I
Speaker 1: am so sorry. She's like she was upset, and then
Speaker 1: I said I just me too, you know, at least
Speaker 1: it was me. And then she sort of laughed, and
Speaker 1: then I was like what it didn't seem like it
Speaker 1: was cool by secured sec came and dragged me out,
Speaker 1: and I was like, but I need my Joe? Owes
Speaker 1: I need my Joe? Was about, oh my god, before
Speaker 1: we get going, should we do you? Would you have
Speaker 1: anything that you want to promote? Aaron just yeah, just
Speaker 1: the album in New York January and then all my
Speaker 1: other Aaron k fully happy to be here. Um okay,
Speaker 1: Rob and I are going to be a sketch fest.
Speaker 1: We're doing two shows together. We're doing the twelve. We're
Speaker 1: doing um well except this rose and on the thirteenth
Speaker 1: were doing part of my Tangent with me, Rob, Janine
Speaker 1: Garofflo and Brian Sofie. So that should be fun. That's
Speaker 1: at one pm. I'll be at Vancouver at Yuck Yucks
Speaker 1: for four shows the twenty sets of January, and I
Speaker 1: will be at Roseville, California for one night only Friday,
Speaker 1: February eight. That's such a random where it's right outside.
Speaker 1: It's like a suburb of Sacramento, but it's its own city.
Speaker 1: It's like a theater. Very affluent, is it. They have
Speaker 1: their own gallery. Oh no, I'm gonna they're gonna groan
Speaker 1: at me. They're gonna grown at mek. Guys, do you
Speaker 1: love water sports? I mean water parks. The town hired me,
Speaker 1: so I'm nervous. I hope I do well. Well, I've
Speaker 1: never heard of a town hiring anyone. So go On
Speaker 1: is worried that I'm going to be I'm like, how
Speaker 1: did who picked me? Are you gonna like cut the
Speaker 1: ribbon for their new development. Maybe I have to marry
Speaker 1: a tight knit industry that all right, I could get
Speaker 1: heat in the garage. Okay, here we go, guys. We're
Speaker 1: meeting Calton's Bachelor's and we're doing our picks. Are you
Speaker 1: guys ready to email us your picks? And it doesn't
Speaker 1: count if the show has already aired. Anybody can pick
Speaker 1: the top crazy once they've acted crazy, we want to
Speaker 1: pick them from the photos. Number one, Alex b. I
Speaker 1: appreciate a strong eyebrow and a strong jaw and a
Speaker 1: strong eyebrows. She's a twenty nine year old dog rescuer
Speaker 1: from the Coup. That's what I like to call Vancouver.
Speaker 1: She is proud proud owner of a successful dog rescue
Speaker 1: business which takes her all over the world. Katie's ready
Speaker 1: to put a ring on It takes her all over
Speaker 1: the world in search of four legged friends to save.
Speaker 1: To date, she saved almost five thousand dogs from slaughter.
Speaker 1: Alex Okay, she's lived in fun facts. She once lived
Speaker 1: in a van in Australia down by the river. Her
Speaker 1: favorite movies are The Mighty Ducks, The Lion King, and
Speaker 1: Old School and Country is her favorite music genre. Guys,
Speaker 1: for me think what is an expression hot out of
Speaker 1: the gates does not apply? Okay, alright, how old? She's
Speaker 1: twenty nine? Do you have a pen? Tanna have an
Speaker 1: extra I'll borrow an extra one. I'll give it, but
Speaker 1: I will not I will steal it after I've stolen
Speaker 1: your hearts. Kind Oh my god? Okay, great, all right,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna nix it out Anna, do you want it?
Speaker 1: And just for the record, if anyone to keep your
Speaker 1: score at home, there are two Alex's. Okay, So that's
Speaker 1: Alex B. And we're now going I love that she
Speaker 1: rescues dogs, and I think it's really great and and
Speaker 1: I like that and more people rescue. I appreciate that
Speaker 1: there's California band puppy puppy farms. Yeah yeah, if you
Speaker 1: can like stores that sell animals that they have to
Speaker 1: be from from a rescue, Now, that's amazing. We have
Speaker 1: the coolest state. Okay, Alex D twenty three, It says Loth.
Speaker 1: That's what she does for a living, Alex D. It
Speaker 1: says Sloth, Boston, Massachusetts, a New England. Gale through and through.
Speaker 1: Alex was born on Cape Cad. She went Gail. That's
Speaker 1: not how you say and knowing the girl through and through.
Speaker 1: Alex was born on Cape cod She went to college
Speaker 1: at you Math and now lives in Boston, which she's
Speaker 1: not cheering on the Patriots of the Red Star. She's
Speaker 1: working as an account manager for a N. I. T.
Speaker 1: Stephen agency. Alex talks to us, but she tends to
Speaker 1: move slowly, very But I have to say, just based
Speaker 1: on picture, she looks kind of cute. If she could
Speaker 1: have lunch with anyone, she'd pick Ellen degenerous and if
Speaker 1: she loves animals that she could have any job in
Speaker 1: the world street zoo keeper. Guys, thoughts, I just I
Speaker 1: don't understand the sloth's she is really cute. I can't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't stand somebody that slept. I can't with that
Speaker 1: Red Sox Patriots Patriots fan and okay also skipped her
Speaker 1: big brothers her role model. Where does it say that
Speaker 1: just right underneath she wants continue reading it gets my
Speaker 1: better judgment. I'm I'm just starring that one from great Okay, Great?
Speaker 1: Next up. Angel Leak twenty eight year old marketing salesperson
Speaker 1: from Hamilton's, New Jersey. She's a small town Jersey girl
Speaker 1: with a love of corny jokes. Here's one for you, Angelique.
Speaker 1: Why did Colton cross? Okay, I can't. Why did you
Speaker 1: call it across the road? Aaron? You get to make
Speaker 1: the punch line because the abbey was on the other side,
Speaker 1: because the manhole was on the other side. There. Her
Speaker 1: favorite TV show is How to Get Away with Murder.
Speaker 1: She's always dreamed of owning a clothing boutique. If she
Speaker 1: could have any superpower, should be able to tell if
Speaker 1: anyone was lying. That's actually a very good superpower. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's kind of boring, though, I mean, how about, like,
Speaker 1: you know, ability to visible flying. She's like, are you lying? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And guess what, everybody's ling? Everybody's everybody's lying. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna pick Angeline, all right. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: The corny joke was like yeah. Also, I mean I
Speaker 1: I noticed a few of these women are now of
Speaker 1: age to get married at least. Yeah. That's good. Oh
Speaker 1: that's a great age. And she's like an actual job.
Speaker 1: Good for her. We see how old Colton is. Let's
Speaker 1: see what does Colton say about himself. He's twenty six.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought he was young. He's best known
Speaker 1: for speaking out about his Virginda. I mean it's like
Speaker 1: fucking through a sheet. Yeah, yes, okay Annie. Annie is
Speaker 1: twenty three. She's a financial so she's a typical kind
Speaker 1: of look for the bachelor atte I feel like guys
Speaker 1: like people that look like Annie on this show. Big teeth,
Speaker 1: big teeth, A barrel curl blonde. Small grew up on
Speaker 1: a farm in Wisconsin, where she learned to ride horses.
Speaker 1: She competed in nationals for horse riding before attending you
Speaker 1: the University of Alabama to study finance. She loves country
Speaker 1: music and swing dancing. Um. She's a party starter, always
Speaker 1: wants to everyone to have fun. She hates mosquito. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she hates mosquitoes, and I love mosquitoes. Very Alex
Speaker 1: is a salamander eater. Yeah, like people that call themselves parties.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say her, I'm gonna put her as a maybe.
Speaker 1: I'm circling her as a maybe. She's a party starter.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, she looks too much like her horses. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna pause on that one. Okay, great, okay, Um,
Speaker 1: you know Aaron I will take you up on you
Speaker 1: opening your computer if you want to read someone we'll
Speaker 1: go back and forth and read. I'll read this one,
Speaker 1: you can read the next one. Brie has a long neck.
Speaker 1: I'm saying this as a woman with a long courson
Speaker 1: and long neck myself. Brie is a model. Well there
Speaker 1: you go here for the right reasons. Okay, twenty four Yep.
Speaker 1: She's from southern California. She's more than just some pretty face.
Speaker 1: She played soccer for eight years. She enjoys hiking and camping.
Speaker 1: She loves to hit the snowboard slopes. Her biggest dating
Speaker 1: fear farting too loudly. Well, now it's only open as
Speaker 1: pretty ladies. Would you ever describe yourself as I'm more
Speaker 1: than just a pretty face? Not in a million years.
Speaker 1: Never know? Right, more happened. Yeah, and also Breed looks
Speaker 1: like every other person that's ever been on the bad
Speaker 1: That's why I think she might win the whole thing.
Speaker 1: She might be. I don't think anybody that talks about
Speaker 1: farting is the evil one. Yeah, so now you're up.
Speaker 1: You're gonna read Caitlin. I look that it's Klin, not Caitlin.
Speaker 1: It up? Yeah, makes it up? Is this me my reading? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You're going Okay, it's kind of Cute twenty three Miss
Speaker 1: North Carolina Okay, Caitlin grow up in Virginia. Virginia Broadcast
Speaker 1: Journalism was nade Miss North Carolina in two thousand eighteen,
Speaker 1: first runner up Miss USA, which means she lost. Um,
Speaker 1: Caitlin not your typical beauty queen. She once flew to
Speaker 1: Japan for first state. It's not a typical eat queen.
Speaker 1: Isn't that kind of like I'd like to fly you
Speaker 1: to depend and meet with me. You go, okay? Uh,
Speaker 1: Luckily she'll have one of the okay fun facts. Her
Speaker 1: biggest mentor and role model is her grandmother, who was
Speaker 1: the first woman to be the head of the FBI
Speaker 1: in l A. That that I like that. I like that. Um,
Speaker 1: and look how she turned out. Guy, I hope her
Speaker 1: grandmother's that's cool. Um. She's a terrible cook, except for breakfast.
Speaker 1: Me too. She thinks Napa is the most romantic city
Speaker 1: of United States, Napa, since it feels like a small
Speaker 1: taste of Italy. All right, I'm circling her. I think
Speaker 1: she's my I think she's my topics so far of
Speaker 1: the three that I've picked. All right, Rob, do you
Speaker 1: want to read one? Rob? You want to read the
Speaker 1: next one. You read the next one. Okay, Okay, you're Caitlin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's kind of cute. Yea next this is gonna be
Speaker 1: a little hard. No, we're doing it. You're doing it. Uh.
Speaker 1: This her name is? This is so? This is yeah name.
Speaker 1: So there's a there's a Calin and a Caitlin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be so confusing. Okay, can you She's a
Speaker 1: realtor from Toronto. Caitlin is a successful realtor from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Speaker 1: Successful who enjoys photography, painting, and singing in the shower
Speaker 1: boy and walks on the beach. Here's hoping she musters
Speaker 1: the courage to belt out a few tunes in front
Speaker 1: of Colton or maybe not. Fun facts. Her favorite dessert
Speaker 1: is cheesecake. She considers herself a city person more than
Speaker 1: a country person. If she could go anywhere in the US,
Speaker 1: she would ride horses through the Colorado Mountains. Is she white? Oh? Yeah? Um?
Speaker 1: I thought the bio was pretty self conscious, but but
Speaker 1: I give her an a for effort on that. I
Speaker 1: it's the whitest profile of every It's like, literally she's
Speaker 1: a walking pair of khakis. Yeah. I like to wear
Speaker 1: a perfect I mean he's very white. Yeah, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: no flavor. And when we're picking the top, he's not
Speaker 1: going to pick her. I feel like not her. I
Speaker 1: feel like a gay. I feel like the guys in
Speaker 1: my hometown that I feel like are gay. I'll have
Speaker 1: like the blondest, most beautiful girlfriends always to prove a point.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. They always have these bombshells. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gay. Have you met Stephanie. Look at the
Speaker 1: tits on my lady? Yeah? Like, oh, I love boobs
Speaker 1: and lady bits and boobs. I think the most sort
Speaker 1: of classically the equivalent of like who Ben Higgins picks
Speaker 1: is who they like a gay man? Been picky? Don't
Speaker 1: you think it's like see of course I like women? Alright, Europe, Tanna,
Speaker 1: we're doing Cassie alright cal see speech speech damnit speech pathology.
Speaker 1: Speech from Huntington's Beach, California, same place my boyfriend. Every
Speaker 1: m should ask if they do true California, And Cassie
Speaker 1: grew up at the beach and is an avid surfer.
Speaker 1: She is currently completing her degree in speech pathology. So
Speaker 1: you're not really answering and hopes to one day open
Speaker 1: up a private practice to work with kids. Maybe in
Speaker 1: the meantime, see she can teach Colton the language of love.
Speaker 1: Look at that first fun Factor at the first two
Speaker 1: cats named I love her, I love her. Sky daving
Speaker 1: is the most outrageous think she's done. And uh, the
Speaker 1: one thing she wouldn't do for love is turn her
Speaker 1: back on her face ever athing. But I won't do that.
Speaker 1: I won't turn back on my mother. You know what
Speaker 1: I won't do. I would turn my back in my
Speaker 1: family if I ever had to watch somebody's arm get
Speaker 1: humped by a dog again, I witnessed one holiday season.
Speaker 1: I will not say who somebody let their dog hump
Speaker 1: their arm for like an entire episode of like, uh
Speaker 1: like American pickers, you know, yeah, and then and then
Speaker 1: we're like, what are you doing? And they replied, Oh,
Speaker 1: she's just dominating me, was the answer. I would turn
Speaker 1: my back on that from the name of love. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean every holiday. Okay, it was not j J
Speaker 1: J J would never Okay, guys, how do you feel
Speaker 1: about Cassie? I loved her, but I'm not picking her.
Speaker 1: I think, I think I want to hang out. I
Speaker 1: want Yes, I think she's too cool for him, and
Speaker 1: she's got American goose um. All right. Up next is Catherine. Now,
Speaker 1: she's like the Karan I feel like because he hasn't
Speaker 1: think her Top cray Okay, I see, first of all,
Speaker 1: she's a d J. She's her Fort lauder Day. She
Speaker 1: claims to be twenty six. I understand botox some conjections.
Speaker 1: I get it, like like it's it's h D. I understand.
Speaker 1: You gotta do what you gotta do. But she's so young.
Speaker 1: That's so much not here for the right reasons. Her
Speaker 1: DJ name is DJ Aggro. What the fuck is coming?
Speaker 1: Hip hop DJ? She's a hip hop DJ. She's making
Speaker 1: a name for herself on the Fort Lauderdale club scene.
Speaker 1: I can't she doesn't have an h tattoos because you
Speaker 1: don't put a bumper sticker on a frar. Her favorite
Speaker 1: author is Dr Serious. Oh my god, is this a
Speaker 1: real person? And she's a piskytarian. Well, I'm I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say that I wanna put her as top Crayer now
Speaker 1: or villain? Do we have villain? Are we doing villains?
Speaker 1: Is there between villain and cray So like like I
Speaker 1: would have said, like Jordan was the crazy one, not
Speaker 1: who I guess Christmas the villain. Yeah, so I'm like
Speaker 1: Karnstis And though she was kind of top create and
Speaker 1: top villain last year, we picked I mean normally we
Speaker 1: pick a crate and the film did we just do one?
Speaker 1: Let's do one. I'm picking her is top sort of
Speaker 1: pain in the ass, top nightmare craze. I'm picking Catherine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Catherine's got villain vibes just from that, like her having
Speaker 1: her hand up to her hair. Yeah, she's actually holding
Speaker 1: up the string that holds up her cheeks. She's got
Speaker 1: a face on her face by twenty six, her face
Speaker 1: you can't you're not supposed to have a face on
Speaker 1: the face before seven. You get your hand in her
Speaker 1: hair in the picture, Yeah, yeah, that's perfect. She looks
Speaker 1: like she'd be on ninety Day Fiance, Yes, or like
Speaker 1: all right, Katie, you're reading Okay Courtney? Right? Hold? Courtney
Speaker 1: looks nice. The internet were anti Courtney is twenty three.
Speaker 1: She's a caterer from Atlanta, Georgia. She was born and
Speaker 1: I we'z Baden, Germany. I don't know. I pronounced that.
Speaker 1: I grew up in mcdonna camp pronounced that either Georgia
Speaker 1: with four younger siblings. She turned her passion for food
Speaker 1: and cooking into successful catering business corrafting healthy meal plans
Speaker 1: for athletes. I'm gonna like now she's just hoping she
Speaker 1: has the recipe for love with Colton. I fucking hate
Speaker 1: those lines. Fun facts. Her most embarrassing moment was tripping
Speaker 1: twice on stage at her graduation. The closest she's ever
Speaker 1: been to marriage is a Pinterest board titled I Do
Speaker 1: and She's afraid of almost all reptiles. She's cute, though
Speaker 1: she's super cute. She's a little young, twenty three, she's
Speaker 1: super young. But Georgia means they're ready to get married
Speaker 1: at nineties. That's true. And she's accomplished. I mean she's
Speaker 1: she's definitely, she's got a good smile. Yeah, I like her. Um.
Speaker 1: By the way, I just want to say, halfway through,
Speaker 1: I feel really good vibes about I feel like it
Speaker 1: almost feels like the old meltdown vibes in here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like bad guys and we appreciate. Also, I
Speaker 1: enjoyed the boogie studio like that was nice and I appreciate.
Speaker 1: But this has a similar vibe we're like in our
Speaker 1: We're back at our clubhouse. Agree, very h make a
Speaker 1: clubhouse sign for you. We need a clubhouse. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we did a clubhouse that. Oh my god. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make the phone corpboard with all of our picks tonight.
Speaker 1: Okay to me? Twenty three interior designer Red Oak, Texas. Um, Okay,
Speaker 1: she looks like she's twelve. Um did me grew up
Speaker 1: in Demi? I think he's gonna like her? Think? What
Speaker 1: is Demi? Is it Demi? Demi? I just made her
Speaker 1: much more interesting, He made her like me more g
Speaker 1: I Jane who didn't want to shake her and okay,
Speaker 1: she was everything. Demi grew up in rural Texas, Strike
Speaker 1: one and is a proud country girl. She's gonna tving,
Speaker 1: fishing and watching WWE. That's awesome. She also can drive
Speaker 1: a stick shift. She's who can't she She's ready to
Speaker 1: pursue it of Colton into overdrive. Keep an eye on
Speaker 1: this one, bachelor. I can't drive a stick shift by
Speaker 1: the time I was eleven. I come on, well, you
Speaker 1: got a nut of America. You can. Of course you can.
Speaker 1: There's no way, Katie Levin, you can't drive a stick
Speaker 1: shift read the first thing in her face. One item
Speaker 1: on her bucket list is to be the sweet Jesus
Speaker 1: you're ready for this, You're ready, I'm gonna I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna here we go fresh ears. One item on her
Speaker 1: bucket list is to be the first petited Victoria's secret
Speaker 1: angel with an entourage known as the Demi Angels. No,
Speaker 1: I can't. I think she's gonna make it. This might
Speaker 1: be the Craig wait. I think there's Her favorite color
Speaker 1: is yellow. If she could have lunch with anyone, it
Speaker 1: would be John Snow in character. Okay, I'll do that.
Speaker 1: Her favorite color is yellow. That's a sent us, a
Speaker 1: fun fact. I think they're trying to make her like
Speaker 1: the Tia Raven. Oh god, so one who's like, I
Speaker 1: go muddy. They say, I want to be a real
Speaker 1: real I'm gonna put her as my topic so far. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think she's going to go far because he's gonna
Speaker 1: like that. He's gonna actually think for a moment that
Speaker 1: he likes women. I'm boiling water for a second. Should
Speaker 1: we take a TiO? Do you want to? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, you're right. Yeah, she's totally Tilla she's totally Tia.
Speaker 1: I'm making a new album called Totally Tia. I can't
Speaker 1: wait morning. Okay, this is Devon Okay, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: read three. She's a broadcast journalist from Medford, Oregon. Devin
Speaker 1: graduated from Arizona State University with a Master of Arts
Speaker 1: in sports journalism. She currently works on broadcast journalists for
Speaker 1: a local news station in Medford More, Oregon. When she's
Speaker 1: not reporting, you can find her doing her best son's
Speaker 1: salutation in yoga class. No mistake, Colton boy, not happening.
Speaker 1: Fun fact. She says her greatest achievement is getting her
Speaker 1: master's to greet. I mean, but that is impressed. Sure,
Speaker 1: it's great. But for the TV show, I thought you
Speaker 1: were I just looked at so you're holding a panel.
Speaker 1: I thought you were wearing a giant but jeweled ring
Speaker 1: on your um. And she knows every word to Pride
Speaker 1: and Prejudice, the movie, not the book. Her motto is
Speaker 1: anything once except read and I mean anything literally. Nothing's awful.
Speaker 1: Limit Well. I like that she is a master's in
Speaker 1: sports journalism. Plus she mean she's educated at twenty three.
Speaker 1: She's adorable. I think she'll go to Paradise. Really, I
Speaker 1: don't think she'll make it. I think she'll go to Paradise. Okay,
Speaker 1: we call on Paradise artists. I'm calling her. I'm going
Speaker 1: to say that she's somebody that they're gonna she's too
Speaker 1: good for colding. They're going to save her for Paradise,
Speaker 1: and somebody will scooper right up. Okay, Tanna, she's a
Speaker 1: hard pass. Tanna, I feel good about a last. I
Speaker 1: want a ready. She's got a crazy face. I think
Speaker 1: she'll she'll put a spell on him. All right, let's
Speaker 1: hear it. She's thirty one, a makeup artists from soul Dottna, Arkansas.
Speaker 1: That's on a real place. Alice grew up stuff. They
Speaker 1: like the Alaska Alaska because Arkansas. Who gives a whatever.
Speaker 1: She spent her childhood ice skating and snowmobilings. She found
Speaker 1: a warmer climate when she relocated to Scottsdale, Arizona, of course,
Speaker 1: where she now works as a makeup artist. She also
Speaker 1: enjoys hiking, reading, and spending time with friends over good
Speaker 1: food and wine. Fun facts. Her favorite holiday is New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve because of the glitter, glam and hope for
Speaker 1: new beginnings. Arizona and she's never been out of the country.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I heard you well, because she's a redhead.
Speaker 1: But I don't see Colton picking her. I mean the
Speaker 1: fact that she's thirty one, she lives in Arizona, which
Speaker 1: is terrible. He's five and then she's gonna say the country.
Speaker 1: The always think that's a red fly. I mean, but
Speaker 1: I mean it's all right, Erica. She's a little cutie.
Speaker 1: Is it quiet now? Okay? Great Erica, twenty five year
Speaker 1: old recruiter from and Sindas, California, the Nut and she's
Speaker 1: known to her friends. Yeah, ball of energy with a
Speaker 1: great sense of humor. Erica boasted. One of her talent
Speaker 1: is being able to eat whatever she wants without getting weight.
Speaker 1: What's your secret, nut throwing off? I don't keep anything down. Fact,
Speaker 1: the best trip she's ever been on was backpacking through
Speaker 1: Europe with her best friend. Her ultimate date would be
Speaker 1: getting lost together in a new city. If she could
Speaker 1: have any job in the world, did she be an
Speaker 1: interior designer? I feel okay about the nut. I feel
Speaker 1: okay about the nut. I feel like the nuts going
Speaker 1: to go to Paradise. I don't think she's going to
Speaker 1: go to the pants paradise. That's not happening, and they
Speaker 1: let's keep her eye on the nut she's got. She's funny.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pick then, but I'm picking the nut
Speaker 1: for paradise because I think she'll then that will be
Speaker 1: too much for cold. What's the under over that she
Speaker 1: gets hammer time on night one? Oh, we gotta pick
Speaker 1: first night drunk. Yeah, yeah, night run. That's first night drunk.
Speaker 1: Is a cool one. That said she's a partist just
Speaker 1: loses it. I havent I have mint tea and like
Speaker 1: hibiscuits tea. Neither of them have caffeine. If anybody wants
Speaker 1: me to make them tea, well, Katie's reading. Are you guys,
Speaker 1: You guys called, if you're called, if you guys are cold?
Speaker 1: Does anybody want a hot tea? I'm okay, I'm great,
Speaker 1: thank you, I'm okay. All right. So this is Aaron.
Speaker 1: She's no, I'm not. Oh my god, her her jobs,
Speaker 1: says Cinderella. This bitch is gonna be crazy. Kill yourself.
Speaker 1: She's from Texas, says Aaron. Works full time for her
Speaker 1: stepmother's home improvement business. She's not afraid to get her
Speaker 1: hands dirty. But cleans up nicely when she's not working.
Speaker 1: Aaron enjoys all room dancing as long as it's not
Speaker 1: too late of a night. Oh my god. Aaron loves
Speaker 1: expensive shoes, but admits admits she can do a better
Speaker 1: job keeping track of them. I can't even She loves
Speaker 1: pumpkin spice latties. Literally. Bravorite sports team is the I'm
Speaker 1: gonna literally murder disgust. Look at those fake eyelashes. It
Speaker 1: is it terrible to say that. I hope she gets
Speaker 1: out of the limost false smack on her face a concussion.
Speaker 1: She's out for the season. Her most romantic city is
Speaker 1: New York at Christmas. The most outrageous things she's ever
Speaker 1: done as complete five bunch. She's got crazy all over
Speaker 1: her eyes. She's got all Yeah, I gotta, I gotta
Speaker 1: look at her crazy. Does she have a face out
Speaker 1: a face? Yeah? She literally is sixty. She's like a
Speaker 1: Texas paint Cinderella. Her job is Cinderella Cinderella theme. It's
Speaker 1: like a pun she brings her step mom. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think she might do well. I'm gonna circle horror. I
Speaker 1: have a question to ask. Will you guys let me
Speaker 1: know when I start to turn into Charo with my
Speaker 1: own hair. I'm worried that I'm I'm easing into the
Speaker 1: Charo portion of my life. You guys just call me
Speaker 1: out one day if you're like, you know what it's time.
Speaker 1: If you're you're eased into Charo. I've never got to
Speaker 1: ease Okay, I didn't really, I mean she did, But
Speaker 1: I don't want to turn into Charo by accident. And
Speaker 1: I have nobody tell me to my face. But I
Speaker 1: don't know who Charo is. Oh my god, Okay, okay, Charo,
Speaker 1: little Charo. I mean, how do I that's Cairo? How
Speaker 1: do you spell charocks? We're the only entire world she
Speaker 1: is there? She is? No, that's that char shower. There's
Speaker 1: one arm. Cheeks would have to get puffier, okay, I'd
Speaker 1: have to get a lot of I'm not turning if
Speaker 1: you get some more injections all of your faces, I'm
Speaker 1: not turning into Charo with my hairy Is that the
Speaker 1: cat lady? No? She does. Here was her back in
Speaker 1: the day. I feel I had a lot of spunk.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm turning into char Okay, great, okay, great, okay, great,
Speaker 1: Thanks guys at a moment when I was getting my
Speaker 1: hair ready for you that I thought in my chara
Speaker 1: not okay, great, great great great Hannah Bee. She just
Speaker 1: looks like the Olivia remember Olivia with the open mouth.
Speaker 1: She was podcast after this? Oh yeah she Olivia have
Speaker 1: a podcast? She does, she has one something that's called
Speaker 1: like that. I don't know. Olivia is ann She looks
Speaker 1: like she looks like a newscaster, like a broadcaster. She's
Speaker 1: Miss Alabama pageant queen. Okay, you're up, Aaron Hannah By
Speaker 1: I already don't like her because she's a she cheered,
Speaker 1: uh twenty three alabam Miss Alabama, which isn't sane much.
Speaker 1: Born and raised in Sascaloosa, she had all her teeth
Speaker 1: bread to be a proud member of the album B Clemson.
Speaker 1: Following in her parents footsteps, she recently graduated from Alabama
Speaker 1: with a degree in communications. She currently works as an
Speaker 1: interior designer. Unemployed. It never misses an Alabama football game,
Speaker 1: Total Drunk and in her spare film. This year she
Speaker 1: in Their Spare Time, she won the title of Miss
Speaker 1: Alabama USA two thousand eighteen. Role tied Hannah in her
Speaker 1: Spare Time, It's for our Parents have money. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: isn't it. I mean that's a hard thing, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I think they were trying to make
Speaker 1: it seem like, what can't she do? She does all
Speaker 1: of this, she's an interior designer. She she goes to football.
Speaker 1: Oh and she's this first of all, let's all, let's
Speaker 1: just break this down really quickly. She never misses an
Speaker 1: albab She never misses an Alabama football game. The seasons
Speaker 1: are over, you know, and there's ten games. Everybody calmed down,
Speaker 1: thank you. We were all thinking it. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: what you're saying. They've noticing such a theme with these women.
Speaker 1: They're all just like the Southern like probably very crisp
Speaker 1: VI and also just because the virgin thing. I think, like,
Speaker 1: like there's all there's some like wild cards, but most
Speaker 1: of them are like, oh, I'm just a nice little
Speaker 1: Southern girl. The greatest show that ever was on TV,
Speaker 1: the greatest dating show ever, which we should think about
Speaker 1: doing for Patreon. I would watch it again. There was
Speaker 1: three seasons on CMT of a show called Sweetholme Alabama.
Speaker 1: It was twelve cowboys or cowgirls, depending on vying for
Speaker 1: the heart of Like, so it's like twelve city slickers
Speaker 1: and twelve cowboys or twelves like boys or girls vying
Speaker 1: for the heart of a cowboy or a cowgirl. It
Speaker 1: was spectacular. It was so great because the actual cowboys
Speaker 1: were so lonely that they were coming to meet their wife,
Speaker 1: and they were so adorable. They real cowboys were so adorable.
Speaker 1: And then the city slickers they got like the cost
Speaker 1: of Jersey Shore. But it was wonderful. But it was
Speaker 1: all these saw that they were all like Clemson girl.
Speaker 1: This one's a little different because she says her favorite
Speaker 1: type of music is country. No way you think it
Speaker 1: would be western is She's from the South, which deep
Speaker 1: deep R and B. Yeah, she likes it when her
Speaker 1: date opens all the doors, pulls her chair up for
Speaker 1: her and doesn't her Yeah, okay, Rob, you'r up Hannah?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sorry, alright, I'm not going to read along
Speaker 1: as you do it, so it'll be a surprise. Just
Speaker 1: for those keeping score. There are two alex Is to Hannah's,
Speaker 1: both from Caitlin, and both the Hannahs are from Alabama.
Speaker 1: We haven't even gotten to the Lawrens yet, you know,
Speaker 1: there's always like eighteen Lawrens. All right, This is Hannah
Speaker 1: g She's cute. She's twenty three. She's a content creator
Speaker 1: from Birmingham, Alabama. She is cute. She's really this sweet
Speaker 1: Southern bell definitely isn't camera. She's both a photographer and
Speaker 1: model for her burgeoning social media business. She's an Instagram model.
Speaker 1: Apart from planning the photo she's for her next posts,
Speaker 1: she enjoys being a foodie and glamping. She doesn't do
Speaker 1: anything hopefully Colton quote likes what you're putting down, Hannah.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is fact. She doesn't like seafood.
Speaker 1: Quality time is her love language. She has a sassy
Speaker 1: cat named Marley. She's not there for the right reason.
Speaker 1: She wants Instagram follows. Instagram model. I'm going to get
Speaker 1: far though. She's really fucking cute. Yeah, yeah, for sure
Speaker 1: going to get far. Yeah. I think he's going to
Speaker 1: like her, and I think that she'll like like they'll
Speaker 1: be happy to play the part because she just wants
Speaker 1: them for the Instagram followers, and he just wants her
Speaker 1: for like the beard, So so they're almost like the
Speaker 1: perfect couple. I love that she's the photographer and model
Speaker 1: for her She hast pictures. She takes selfie, just be selfie. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's the maker d and the cook. I have one
Speaker 1: of those lights that attaches to your iPhone. Yes brighter, ye, yes.
Speaker 1: My job is filters. What's the name of your business
Speaker 1: at Hannah Gee? Oh boy? Okay Heather, Heather feels like
Speaker 1: Jerry Hall? Okay, how many? How many? I wish it
Speaker 1: to do? You? Literally? Followers does she have right now? Okay,
Speaker 1: she's about to have a lot. She has seventy nine
Speaker 1: thousand followers on Instagram. That's a lot. That's a lot
Speaker 1: for doing nothing. Yeah, Instagram models probably thirst traps. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: she's thirst traps. Okay, there's there's something called there's traps. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a trap for men because they're like thirsty. So
Speaker 1: you're like, hey, look at my booties. Yeah, this conversation
Speaker 1: makes me want to retire from Earth. Here's another bikini shot.
Speaker 1: Always just a Thursday. This is my Thursday. Hashtag no
Speaker 1: no filter. This is just right. I feel eight make up.
Speaker 1: It's always like hashtag no makeup. And it's like I
Speaker 1: can see the makeup on your face holding who's up
Speaker 1: to read? Is it raw? I just read? She looks
Speaker 1: like Jerry Hall. Back in the day. You've never been kissed. No,
Speaker 1: but look at that not possible. Uh, they're never been kissed.
Speaker 1: Carl's bad. It's San Diego County. We never been kisses.
Speaker 1: By the way, what she does for a living? She no,
Speaker 1: I said, no, I will not kiss you. She's a
Speaker 1: kiddy named Kitty. She's a Southern California girl, through it through.
Speaker 1: She's a thrill seeker who enjoys bungee jumping, skydiving, in
Speaker 1: river rafting. She'd be perfect for Mattie j. But of
Speaker 1: all the thrilling things Heather's done, there's still one thrill
Speaker 1: that she has yet to experience. She's never kissed a boy,
Speaker 1: which I don't believe for a fucking second. Now she's
Speaker 1: blown a dozen someone's lip. I mean, with so many
Speaker 1: ball God, what I would to do to give a
Speaker 1: good tea bag Right now? I don't want to kiss
Speaker 1: she wants to be religious or a weird. She's got
Speaker 1: a cross. She's got a cross on that necklace. Pretty,
Speaker 1: she's gotta cross. She's like aggressively saving herself. But also
Speaker 1: her fun fact is that she has a kiddie named Kitty.
Speaker 1: I mean, what about a kiddie named Keith. Come on, guys, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's afraid of snakes and your pants. He's amazing. He's
Speaker 1: amazing thing. Never been kissed, she's a There's nothing funnier.
Speaker 1: There's nothing funnier than saying you. But she's never been kissed.
Speaker 1: I'd say she's probably gonna last a couple of weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because of the kiss factor. Wrote night one out, Okay,
Speaker 1: what I love about this? Next one? Her name is Adrian,
Speaker 1: but quotes even it's like, I'm hard sonya. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put her as a possible crazy. I does anybody that
Speaker 1: is named one thing but goes by another thing that's weird. Um.
Speaker 1: She's a She's a twenty six year old Adrian Jane
Speaker 1: is a social worker, twenty six. She's a native West Hollywitch,
Speaker 1: which where Colton will soon be moving, so they don't
Speaker 1: need to get a new apartment. He's a neator to
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. Jane is a spirit. She's crazy. She could
Speaker 1: definitely be the crazy. She's a crazy and Catherine's the
Speaker 1: villain and Adrian Jane's the crazy. Um. She's a social
Speaker 1: worker and fixes its energy free spirits. She uses her
Speaker 1: positive vibes and good nature to help care for seniors
Speaker 1: at an elderly daycare facility. When she's not at work,
Speaker 1: Jane I love spending time with her mom and her
Speaker 1: dog Bella. She lives tacos and topetillo. Her grandmother taught
Speaker 1: her to speak Russian, and she would choose her checkered
Speaker 1: sneakers over heels or I'm saying possible crazy. I'd say
Speaker 1: possible drunk all night one. Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 1: I like that. I have her going far, no way,
Speaker 1: no way. I like the sneakers. I like. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, my twins of social worker. I think social
Speaker 1: workers a great job. There's something about her I like. Okay,
Speaker 1: there are some red flags. Je all right, she got
Speaker 1: a nickname, has nothing to do with her name. True,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a big one. Maybe I'm just biased
Speaker 1: because she's a social worker. All right. Katie Europe with Katie.
Speaker 1: This is Katie. She's twenty six. She's a medical sales
Speaker 1: representative from Sherman, Oaks, from our from our our area.
Speaker 1: A lifelong dancer, Katie attended Louisiana State University, where she
Speaker 1: competed on the dance team. After moving to Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: she worked as a medical sales rep. She settled in
Speaker 1: Sherman Oaks, where she enjoys yoga and sushi. No, she
Speaker 1: still dances in her spare time and hopts to teach
Speaker 1: Colton a few moves. Fun fact, skydiving is on her
Speaker 1: bucket list. Her favorite sports team is the LSU Tigers.
Speaker 1: She prefers glamping to camping. I'm gonna say she is
Speaker 1: a paradise contestant. I can't really. I mean she would
Speaker 1: be a group date on a group date couple. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think this is a one and done. I see
Speaker 1: the first night out. I think this next one. Just
Speaker 1: by this little photo, I feel like she is going far.
Speaker 1: She looks like a Joe Joe to me her pot
Speaker 1: in her little photo, she looks cute. I think she's cute.
Speaker 1: She's a dental hygiena. She's twenty sex, She's from Whittier.
Speaker 1: She beautiful, sparky California. Question. She loves cookies. Your one
Speaker 1: deal rerecord called Betters. Her favorite show is Gray's Anatomy.
Speaker 1: Are you effing kidding me? She thinks Denver, Colorado, is
Speaker 1: the most romantic city. He was, No, nobody thinks that.
Speaker 1: Nobody thinks that and she's just saying that because he's
Speaker 1: from Colorado. Guys. Her favorite date memory was a trip
Speaker 1: to Disneyland. She's going far. I got to circle her.
Speaker 1: I don't know she's gonna come out with dumb teeth jokes.
Speaker 1: Gray's anatomy purpose She's like the next what was the
Speaker 1: one from last season who has just got in trouble
Speaker 1: for like combing her hair on the hike or whatever
Speaker 1: the kurfs, I g is it just her? How do
Speaker 1: you find these things? She's sexy? Well, she's That picture
Speaker 1: doesn't do her justice. I would tell you I would
Speaker 1: look so awful and a bachelor at Studio photo. I
Speaker 1: have to say the Grey's anatomy in Colorado are big
Speaker 1: red flag. But that's what he is. He's a Colorado's dummy.
Speaker 1: He's a big red flag, huge red flag. I hope
Speaker 1: you guys are all playing along at home. We're using
Speaker 1: the ABC website. I should have said that up to
Speaker 1: but I did it. It's interesting thing about her. Her
Speaker 1: name is Crip, you know, like the name, but you're up.
Speaker 1: Laura twenty six, accountant from d Alice. They keep getting
Speaker 1: these cowboy fans on the little photo but originally from
Speaker 1: El Paso. This beautiful girl next door once moved to
Speaker 1: Spain on a whim. That's a red flag. Okay. Luckily
Speaker 1: for Colton, she moved back and it's ready to put
Speaker 1: her heart on the line for love. Fun fact, Spanish
Speaker 1: was her first language, so moving to Spain probably wouldn't
Speaker 1: be She's exit her most embarrassing style fashion blender as
Speaker 1: an emo phase in high school. Her biggest deal breaker
Speaker 1: is a relationship is negativity. I think the girls aren't
Speaker 1: gonna like her, and I think she's going to be
Speaker 1: sexy to get far. It's too bad. The bachelor is
Speaker 1: a little gay. I wonder how much does she have
Speaker 1: an accent? Is she going to be like? I hope so? Uh?
Speaker 1: What's her name? Oh a Bibby. I like Laura. I
Speaker 1: feel good about Laura. I think Laura's going far. I
Speaker 1: don't really get a good vibe Buffaloaura. But I don't
Speaker 1: know what do I know? She's cute. I think she's cute.
Speaker 1: Looks like Wednesday Adams. Yeah, Wednesday Adams with a tan
Speaker 1: and and and she could be fun, okay, just fun
Speaker 1: to have some diversity your Nicole, let's do Nicole. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: that is not a good photo. Sorry, Nicole used to
Speaker 1: have a nose and okay Nicole I literally it's like
Speaker 1: hought me for days. Nicoleive social media coordinator, which means
Speaker 1: she has Facebook and Twitter exactly from Miami. Nicole is
Speaker 1: a fun and energetic Miami native who loves salsa dancing
Speaker 1: and singing acapella. Did she get an acapella? What is
Speaker 1: the teacher? This is your note once in David lud
Speaker 1: lordly ca you toa a dusk and rob the roote wild.
Speaker 1: Jess christ I was inquired in high school and they
Speaker 1: made us learn religious through acapellapella. Her family was originally
Speaker 1: from Occupella. Like bum bum bum, she's cute. Why does
Speaker 1: she have a nose? She had a bad nose job.
Speaker 1: He shouldn't take photos that straight down town literally looks
Speaker 1: like a cardboard cut. She's from Havana, Cuba originally her
Speaker 1: and she's extremely proud of her roots. She lives at
Speaker 1: a home with her brother, mom, and grandma and can't
Speaker 1: wait to get out of there. You can't wait for
Speaker 1: to try some of her grandmother's cooking. Fun facts. She
Speaker 1: describes her pets as her life. She has two dogs,
Speaker 1: a cat, and a cockatoo named Papaye Popeye Flash. She
Speaker 1: never gets embarrassed. I'm always ready, ready Nicole. She likes
Speaker 1: all amusement part rides except roller coasters, and she's she
Speaker 1: lacks a sense of smell. I haven't I have a
Speaker 1: knew capella song, bum bum Bum. They said the new
Speaker 1: Ya it's a right long broad away this that Colton
Speaker 1: likes the ladish and then he jumped off fenced to
Speaker 1: get away from all the girls and the titties holiday.
Speaker 1: His name is Colton. He played football for four days. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, thank you so much. Wanted more,
Speaker 1: but then I kind of didn't. Okay, Nicole, Mike get
Speaker 1: further than we think, but I still have to say no,
Speaker 1: and like she's a crazy It's like that she looks
Speaker 1: so normal. Appreciate and then I appreciate. Katie pulling up
Speaker 1: the Instagram katiem we can actually see what they really
Speaker 1: kind of look like, actually not, but in a different
Speaker 1: picture of Instagram's fake guys news splash. Instagram is fake
Speaker 1: filter filter. People aren't really happy, Oh my god, no god,
Speaker 1: no posting their best moment. No, I don't have a
Speaker 1: family here. I literally I'm actually not a real human being,
Speaker 1: are you from? Yeah? I don't have cats. I just
Speaker 1: borrow my neighbors and take pictures of them. Oh, this
Speaker 1: feels like a craze. I feel like a little craze
Speaker 1: happening here. Okay, who's up? I think? I am sales
Speaker 1: accountant manager for Rayleigh, North Carolina, thirty years old. Nina
Speaker 1: was born in Croatia and moved to the United States
Speaker 1: and her mom when she was nine years old. Oh
Speaker 1: we got ourselves a little Russian. Yeah, yeah, fleeing the
Speaker 1: conflict there amidst bullets and bottoms. They put that in
Speaker 1: the bio. Amongst her many hobbies, Nina enjoys kayaking and
Speaker 1: hiking and running from bomb Oh God, she's going to
Speaker 1: really play that up, isn't she. She also watched The
Speaker 1: Bachelor with her mom and grandma for years. Is that
Speaker 1: the same person on the last not her mom? Is
Speaker 1: that her mom weekend Instagram photo? That we can? We
Speaker 1: can shenanigans? You know this is all right? So what's
Speaker 1: the under How many afraid of heights and roller coasters?
Speaker 1: She has no chance? Um, how many weeks does it
Speaker 1: take for her to do the Croatian bullets and bomb story.
Speaker 1: It's two dates one day. I'm going to say episode two.
Speaker 1: Her favorite author is J. K Rowling. Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: I can't even, I think and her third year and
Speaker 1: your favorite author is a woman that only that did
Speaker 1: Harry Potter. She say you like Harry Potter? Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I love. I think she'll go to Paradise and I
Speaker 1: think she might. I think you're a crazy. I think
Speaker 1: she might be crazy. I'm just very excited about to
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be giddy with excitement to see when she
Speaker 1: pulls that bullets and bombs. Yeah both, bud might be
Speaker 1: might be number one. Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Sure feels like we will hear both. And I hope
Speaker 1: she has an accent. And he's like, you know, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something, tell me, tell me a little
Speaker 1: bit about yourself. And she just like my family. It's like,
Speaker 1: I just can't it with the bullets and it's a
Speaker 1: very weakened. Is don't we get a gat I can't
Speaker 1: but the fireworks. No, I think she's I think she
Speaker 1: might be a Craig contestant. Yeah, she looks like a
Speaker 1: crazy I mean the I makeup like that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Fights and Roller coasters and they're gonna put it on
Speaker 1: a plane first sucking. They're gonna push her off a
Speaker 1: plane in America. We get you on the wing of
Speaker 1: the plane a mid fireworks, say how fun doing this is?
Speaker 1: And then watching the show because it's like we've actually
Speaker 1: broken down all these contests and you're like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: what they actually look like. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: They come out I feel more in This is on Monday, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a three hour premiere. It's three hours. It's three hours,
Speaker 1: three hours. We're going to I'm gonna be contro My
Speaker 1: risk is I'm gonna be transcribing it for like seven hours.
Speaker 1: I've got to somehow watch Bama, Clemson, watch all these
Speaker 1: ding bats and do a set. You've got to alright,
Speaker 1: who's up? Okay, here we go. So after Nina, we
Speaker 1: have who let's get there, let's see Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Umka a lot of Dallas people. Twenty four year old,
Speaker 1: I T risk consultant. We need her at the house
Speaker 1: from the Dallas, Texas Onka grew up in Manhattan, Kansas
Speaker 1: and a loving family. Your parents are originally from Nigeria
Speaker 1: and have been married for already five years. Her parents
Speaker 1: got engaged after just two weeks. Is hoping to have
Speaker 1: that kind of luck with Colton's going to work that.
Speaker 1: It's a lot about her family. Her go to pickup
Speaker 1: line is you look so familiar? Are you my parents?
Speaker 1: She's she's so goddamn she's cute. Photos like 's it's
Speaker 1: are her favorite snack. If she could do any job
Speaker 1: in the world, she'd be a music producers. I mean
Speaker 1: she's adorable. I think Paradise. I think Paradise. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: not gonna end up with ad I don't think she does.
Speaker 1: Here you okay, um, how do you say this? Revi?
Speaker 1: Do you say it? It's like the drink but with an.
Speaker 1: She's twenty four. She's a nurse from Santa Monica. Revian
Speaker 1: isn't that's not a nurse that's nails? Does she mean
Speaker 1: nails instead of ner wax your eyebrows? Oh my god. Also,
Speaker 1: from what I heard, she works for um doc. This
Speaker 1: is what roryan, who is the cosmetic nermatologist for the Kardashians.
Speaker 1: That's what it says. I love, we please put nurse
Speaker 1: in clothes. When she's not helping people feel beautiful, she
Speaker 1: lives to attend music festival. She's also fluent in Mandarins. Coachella,
Speaker 1: she went flu across the country to meet a guy
Speaker 1: she met on the internet. Her favorite author, Stephen King.
Speaker 1: So she's a murderer. Travel and food are her two
Speaker 1: main passions? Seif. Yes, she she Asian. It's just the
Speaker 1: Asian blonde hair is always a red fly. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: she has an n she's a nurse. I mean she's cute. Oh,
Speaker 1: she's really cute, really cute hair. She's really really These
Speaker 1: instagram pictures are well, okay, she's got the here for
Speaker 1: the the kardashi and ask she'll do well in Paradise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's paradise. She's got a great ass. That looks like
Speaker 1: that looks like burning many Oh, maybe it's Coachella. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's something that's nice boardwalk that looks like down at
Speaker 1: Venice Beach. It's literally like a drummer in her backyard. No, okay,
Speaker 1: you're up aeron. Okay, what do we got, Sydney. I
Speaker 1: want to redo her hair for the photo shoot. She
Speaker 1: looks like a stage five I bet she's I bet
Speaker 1: she's cuter than that in real life. But she's a
Speaker 1: dancer and a dancer in real life. Fortunately she has
Speaker 1: no money because they are not treated well. They are
Speaker 1: not treated well. Sydney has danced since she was three
Speaker 1: years old, get in Line and currently a professional dancer
Speaker 1: for an NB. You are such a fun dancer. Why
Speaker 1: why isn't why what team? Oh? You know it is
Speaker 1: probably nicked New York Pressed. She had a great success.
Speaker 1: She's had great success in her career, but hasn't been
Speaker 1: lucky in love. She's a debbie downerriend had a boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Is your Craig right? That's my favorite movie Cinderella. Anybody
Speaker 1: that has that Cinderella fantasy. The most outrageous thing she's
Speaker 1: ever done was hitchhike in China. I'm telling you this
Speaker 1: one's head spins all the way around. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: this is my Cray. You know, every guy she meets,
Speaker 1: she's like, I knew I would find you. It's like
Speaker 1: the first but that I mean, listen, she's an NBA dancer.
Speaker 1: She's obviously athletic, she's pretty, she's twenty seven. Never had
Speaker 1: a boyfriend, that's on you, Sydney. Guys are so easy idiots.
Speaker 1: I dated so many guys. Did you did you have
Speaker 1: a boyfriend. Naron. Um, this is really really quick. I
Speaker 1: was just kind of scanning them, and I go, she
Speaker 1: has never had a boyfriend, and Sarah my girlfriend. And
Speaker 1: I go, well, I never had a boyfriend when I
Speaker 1: was twenty seven. She goes, yeah, but you were a
Speaker 1: home you hadn't had a boyfriend by then. No, No,
Speaker 1: I banged a couple of dudes, but I never settled down.
Speaker 1: You are ready to put a ring on it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, do you, But where's your friend? Okay, bat,
Speaker 1: where's your Oh my god? And I do like talking
Speaker 1: sports with them, but um, you were the biggest hit
Speaker 1: with every guy. I mean literally, you go to a
Speaker 1: comedy festival with you, it's like it's like the scars
Speaker 1: capture you. They all capture you. They can all talk
Speaker 1: to you, I know, because there's no sexual energy. So
Speaker 1: it's the only time men could be normal. Um, Tajuan
Speaker 1: is up and you're up, Rob Juan wad nail that
Speaker 1: that's a beautiful. She's beautiful. It is beautiful. I can't
Speaker 1: find photos. All right, she's out, she is out, she's here.
Speaker 1: She actually is your one time when they do private
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's a good thing. Yeah, that's good A right,
Speaker 1: actually there for the right reason when five business development associate.
Speaker 1: I don't know when any of those words mean. Way
Speaker 1: to get to the tattoo. Castle Pines, Colorado. Tajuan grew
Speaker 1: up in Houston, but moved to Colorado with her mom,
Speaker 1: brother and two dogs. She loves reading, outdoor, concerts, more
Speaker 1: after concerts, and shopping with her mom. She has a
Speaker 1: tattoo that says, I love bad ideas. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love her, Oh my god, I love her. Hopefully
Speaker 1: tas one only sticks to her good ideas when it
Speaker 1: comes to golden fun facts. She has a paralyzing fear
Speaker 1: of frogs, and that's good for the editors. Her favorite
Speaker 1: type of dancing is salsa. She's The best trip she's
Speaker 1: ever been on was a bike tour of Croatia. Want
Speaker 1: to be that. I like her, but not for a cold.
Speaker 1: And she's too interesting. And she's a woman. Yeah beautiful,
Speaker 1: and they're getting from a lot of Colorado ladies. Yeah
Speaker 1: she's beat Yeah, right, she's beautiful. And I don't think Oh,
Speaker 1: I wonder, by the way, did Young Becca have her
Speaker 1: baby yet? Anna, Young Becca the nanny, No, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. She's been super pregnant. She went back to
Speaker 1: she's been super pregnant for eight She's been like popping
Speaker 1: for months. She's so tiny, though, I would imagine like
Speaker 1: it just kind of at a certain point, was like,
Speaker 1: you're super pregnant. Remember when she got lost and humbled.
Speaker 1: I just watched a documentary about all the people who
Speaker 1: die in humbold and I was like, she made it out.
Speaker 1: It's just a very sketchy place where weed, money is
Speaker 1: dark money. Watch Murder Mountain on Netflix. It is horrifying
Speaker 1: by the way people go to like pick weed and
Speaker 1: then they get to capitate because there it's truly out
Speaker 1: on the country, just bags and bags of money. Yeah
Speaker 1: for weed. Yeah, because up there it's very it's it's
Speaker 1: people are cut throat. Literally, they will cut your throat
Speaker 1: over their money and their weed. I was gonna go
Speaker 1: up there for a long weekend and then I was like, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not worth it. It's dangerous place. We're down to
Speaker 1: our last two bachelorettes. Who is to have Anna, you're
Speaker 1: up you want to die, be careful and humble. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is she's twenty eight, she's a phlebotomist. What is
Speaker 1: that that's the blood thing. Yeah. From Corona del Mar, California.
Speaker 1: This southern California girl is definitely not the squeamish type.
Speaker 1: She draws blood for a living. Whoa, she's got health insurance. Baby.
Speaker 1: When she's not filling up vials for her patients, she
Speaker 1: volunteers at the church and goes wine tasting. Interesting because
Speaker 1: she likes blood unlike her patients. She's a vampire Tastia hopes.
Speaker 1: Colton feels faint when he sees her. That's a bummer.
Speaker 1: One of her biggest turn offs is when her date
Speaker 1: choose with the mouth open. She recently completed a mission's
Speaker 1: really religious. She was a girl scout for twelves. She's
Speaker 1: definitely Also, she's so cute. She's really religious and really cute.
Speaker 1: Maybe too religious. I think I think she'll make it
Speaker 1: far because she is religious. And then she want to
Speaker 1: have sex with him, and then that's his dream. Oh, Katie,
Speaker 1: that's a good call. He's like, perfect, Yeah, he found
Speaker 1: the lord you don't want. Here's our final contestant. It's
Speaker 1: Octo Holyhead coming in. She's she's got fIF tickets. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, she's eighty, she's thirty one. She's a wardrobe
Speaker 1: stylist originally from New York. She really credited to the
Speaker 1: West Hollywood Cold to pursue a career wardrobe styling. When
Speaker 1: she's not helping celebrities look their best, she's traveling the
Speaker 1: world with her sister, who's the same persons helping Cold.
Speaker 1: It's fashion tips all she's long. It's fun fact. If
Speaker 1: she could be anyone else for a day, should Beyonce
Speaker 1: a good choice. She says she could live off of
Speaker 1: hot dogs. She loves to be the center of attention.
Speaker 1: She might be crazy. Okay, she fourhead crazy? She four crazy.
Speaker 1: You're coming at me with that for you? Don't think
Speaker 1: I don't see you coming for crazy. We've had a
Speaker 1: five head before. I think this is a five Remember
Speaker 1: became the Bachelorette. Now we have a six head. We've
Speaker 1: promised you crazy will not be the next takeisha. Okay, okay, wow,
Speaker 1: this is a tough one. All right. Yeah, let's take
Speaker 1: a break, guys, go take go, go shake it off. Everybody.
Speaker 1: Everybody be cool. This is really fun. Up. We did
Speaker 1: some dark stuff. What we were going Look at this table.
Speaker 1: I need a picture of this. This is just such
Speaker 1: a such a syper Stories like we're at camp right now.
Speaker 1: It's like it's emotionally exhausted. It's dark outside. When it started,
Speaker 1: it was light, it was late. Now the lights are out.
Speaker 1: I'm still under the table. Can you take one down
Speaker 1: from from afar of the whole shebang? What's more fun
Speaker 1: that way or this way? You tell me? Okay? Great,
Speaker 1: all right, Rob is gonna go first. We're gonna pose
Speaker 1: for a second look at this. Okay, great, things are
Speaker 1: really working out. Thanks for things are really working out right.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Okay, Rob, Okay, So you're going in
Speaker 1: what order? Number three? Number three on my top three
Speaker 1: is Alex d I'm going with It's it's just just one.
Speaker 1: That's something about her mother. Really, I thought she was
Speaker 1: really cute. I thought she was really cute. To god,
Speaker 1: I wasn't looking at yours, Okay, I think she she
Speaker 1: looks like a normal person. Number two Demi or Demi
Speaker 1: and number one k Lynn c A I T L
Speaker 1: I N. Not Kalin but Kate Lynn. And who's your
Speaker 1: top craze top craze dj aggro Katherine And who's drunk
Speaker 1: on the first night? Drunk in the first night. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with uh, Adrian, but call me Jane. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: Adrian quote Jane, Okay, great, great great great, Tanna, you're
Speaker 1: up all right? I am going to say, are we
Speaker 1: doing okay? I'm gonna say third place Kalin no t
Speaker 1: also strong choice, also strong choice. Second choice, um Bree,
Speaker 1: I gotta look up break the one looks like every
Speaker 1: other contestant. She's gonna go far oh yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: The model, the long neck, not even boring and she's
Speaker 1: too boring to even put an okay, great. And then
Speaker 1: my top choice is Hannah g the Instagram star yep,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah okay, top cry my top craze, Aaron? Which
Speaker 1: one is name? Right here? Wait? Where's Eron? Which one
Speaker 1: is Erin? The one that Cinderella? Okay, drunk on the
Speaker 1: first night will be Erica? And then my villain, oh
Speaker 1: is Katherine? Are we doing that? Okay? Okay, drunk is
Speaker 1: definitely Erica the nut. Okay, So, so are you gonna
Speaker 1: do Chray? So I think we're going to combine Cray
Speaker 1: and villain. Are you gonna pick Katherine or Aaron? Okay,
Speaker 1: so she's gonna be the villain Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 1: go last to feet. I am gonna go number three.
Speaker 1: I am gonna go to me and by Arden, I
Speaker 1: wrote down Anna, my name is Arden. Okay, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to me number three, number two, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go Kalin, not Kate Lynn Kaylyn. Is that what you did? Tanna?
Speaker 1: From my number three? Am I number one? I'm going
Speaker 1: Instagram model Hannah Jane Hannah. I think they will suit
Speaker 1: each other and my top Cray. I'm gonna go Catherine,
Speaker 1: did you grow grow? I love when they look psycho
Speaker 1: and then they're just the most pleasant human beings, like
Speaker 1: so delight. And then I'm gonna go drunk on the
Speaker 1: first night. I was also going to go Adrian Jean.
Speaker 1: Um wait, where do they put her down as Jane
Speaker 1: or Adrian? Oh yeah, I'm gonna go drunk on the
Speaker 1: first night. I'm gonna go Nina, Nina, Nina, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: drunk out the first night. I'm gonna do Nina. So
Speaker 1: many people and both na bullet boards called the bullet
Speaker 1: um Katie Levy, what's it gonna be? All right? So
Speaker 1: my the third one is tight tight Tasa Tashia, I
Speaker 1: know you pronounce your name, Tysha, the one, the pretty
Speaker 1: lat girl. T A Y c H. I A sorry
Speaker 1: t A Y s H. I. I can't. Then it's
Speaker 1: I can't decide between Demi or Kaylin. Which is gonna
Speaker 1: be which I think it's gonna be. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with Kaylin and then Demi, Yeah, yeah, and then Cray
Speaker 1: is um, I'm gonna say Catherine and then first and
Speaker 1: I drunk? Is I think first I drunk might be Jane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say yeah, you mean Adriane. Just trust you're
Speaker 1: too much I mean guys fully comic. Okay, okay, too okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh you haven't gone yet. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I blacked out. Sorry, Aaron, we don't have time for here. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm to the table. I only know you as Jane Jane.
Speaker 1: I thought Jane already went. I didn't know that Aaron
Speaker 1: didn't go. I'm sorry. I'm so happy to be here,
Speaker 1: a Jane. Glad my pigs count? Okay, number three, number three?
Speaker 1: I feel like you guys at the same picks. Am
Speaker 1: I wrong? No? No, Alex the sloth no, which unders Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see how she moved slowly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's going to move slowly into his heart. Number two
Speaker 1: Hannah g where's that? Let me see that waste of
Speaker 1: space Instagram model. Oh yeah, she goes her own business
Speaker 1: when she's photographer on the money. It's going far, y'all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she is going for number one. Kaylin no t kay
Speaker 1: and see a e l y and see now. I
Speaker 1: kind of want to go Kalin. I think she's gonna
Speaker 1: be up there. I have her in there. I put
Speaker 1: Instagram wrong. I mean I did Stone and Stone and
Speaker 1: Stone as my remember, don't Foley number one Pickton because
Speaker 1: I was like Cassick lawyer, Hey you fixed Stone is
Speaker 1: number one? Okay, I don't think highly you Jack. That's
Speaker 1: so confident. I was Jack. By the way, one of
Speaker 1: my number one is coming to our hearts. Alex Salimander Eater.
Speaker 1: I summoned them like a vision Bard White. Didn't Jack
Speaker 1: Stone come into our life? I don't know who's your
Speaker 1: cray who's your crey um? And he was drunk on
Speaker 1: the Mike Craze. Tracy Tracy Forehead. She's going to be
Speaker 1: a pain in everyone's asses. YEA. Grow was just gonna
Speaker 1: play some music in her cheeks to fallout. Who's who's
Speaker 1: gonna be the drunk on the first night? The drunk
Speaker 1: on the first night, Um, you know what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: it was going to be the nut, but then maybe
Speaker 1: that's too obvious. So I'm gonna go out on a
Speaker 1: limb and say, never been kissed Heather. It's so fucking nervous.
Speaker 1: Which one she gets tanks? Which one was the nut?
Speaker 1: Which one was the nut? Yeah, Heather, Heather. Let me see,
Speaker 1: I'm saying Heather's going to be a wreck, and she's
Speaker 1: gonna have a lot of Oh my god, you're right,
Speaker 1: it's to be a late weight. I'm gonna change mind.
Speaker 1: Eric has gonna be drunk on the first night. Definitely
Speaker 1: the nut is going to be wasted or you know,
Speaker 1: my god, you're right. I'm looking at her. If she
Speaker 1: feels so there's nice, is gonna let us tell you
Speaker 1: something about let's keep her at least keep her eye
Speaker 1: on Annie the first night because she is the self
Speaker 1: described party starter. And yeah, Anny, Annie have got my
Speaker 1: eye on Heather on and at least at least could
Speaker 1: go off rooting as well. The red I really look
Speaker 1: at this picture, just wrote under before Oh boy, this
Speaker 1: was gone. How long are you gone for? When are
Speaker 1: you coming back to us? A couple of weeks and
Speaker 1: then I'll be back. What does a couple of weeks?
Speaker 1: I mean how many weeks? Three weeks? It's a long time,
Speaker 1: I know, but I've got fun shows and then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see the Lady in New York. Um. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just kind of the good thing is I'm gonna stay
Speaker 1: in the East Coast because there's a lot of East
Speaker 1: Coast that's smart. That's great, Tanna, did you get a haircut?
Speaker 1: I did see your hair cut my hair off and
Speaker 1: died it back to brown because it was in your party.
Speaker 1: On that side that it feels like a new look.
Speaker 1: It feels like it's a new cut. It feels like
Speaker 1: a new cut. Awesome. Yeah, you look really fresh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I got rid of all my grays. Do you have grays? Holy?
Speaker 1: It was so gray. I like looked in the mirror
Speaker 1: one day and I was like, what the fun is
Speaker 1: going on? I don't know, I get super gray. I've
Speaker 1: never seen a gray. But I think it's because my
Speaker 1: hair so white. So I could probably call her my hair.
Speaker 1: Literally every three weeks my mom went full white when
Speaker 1: she was like thirty one my mom. She was his
Speaker 1: mad white. I'm kidding you, guys. You've got good gray Rob.
Speaker 1: I like your gray. You've got gray hair. Men can do?
Speaker 1: I love Salt, I love you Soddy, Peppy, you and Peter.
Speaker 1: You can be getting the meatball. How excited are you?
Speaker 1: Who are you most excited for? Wills? Or or or
Speaker 1: analys or PayPal Rick the analys? I think I'm excited
Speaker 1: for an Are you satist to miss Who? Are you
Speaker 1: satist to miss? Um Will? I just love Wills. I
Speaker 1: love Wills from the Are you satis to miss Katie?
Speaker 1: I think ven Mo John would be funny um and
Speaker 1: then and wells and then I'll write it down and
Speaker 1: then also I'll then also, I guys are going to
Speaker 1: have so much fun. I'm so excited, and Patch is
Speaker 1: going to be there. I can't even she can't eat
Speaker 1: my sweet sweet Paget. She's the Jimity jam. Well it's
Speaker 1: good because I'll have too much wine and I'll stare
Speaker 1: it or that's what what have happened? You can just
Speaker 1: stare at Benmo John and pretend and pretend that it's Paget.
Speaker 1: A photo of Benmo John. Guys, do you guys promise
Speaker 1: me to call and text after and let me know how. Yes,
Speaker 1: I will be taxing you through the entire o. My god,
Speaker 1: we're gonna miss you so much. I can't believe that
Speaker 1: is the same weekend because um, but well, whenever you
Speaker 1: do another live one, we should go up to Jason's.
Speaker 1: My best friend is there. Seattle is such an awesome
Speaker 1: city and the band is playing Seattle on January nineteenth.
Speaker 1: A chop, Suey rock star. You are a rock star.
Speaker 1: And aren't you want to show on Amazon that's coming out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every kreem roll in Bosch, which is made the new
Speaker 1: season of Bosch. And right now I'm working on n
Speaker 1: CS New Orleans. As they said, they say, all that's new, right,
Speaker 1: that hasn't existed before, Right, this is all new? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you a murderer? You murder? No, not a murderer,
Speaker 1: just a dude from someone's past. It comes back. Bachelor.
Speaker 1: Do you play a cop on Bosh? Uh? Noh on Bosh?
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not a great person, but no, who
Speaker 1: I love when you mix it up? I'll be on
Speaker 1: the Magicians. I went deep on season. I did it
Speaker 1: last Summer's coming out soon. No wait, wait, what season
Speaker 1: is that three? I don't know, but I'm all again.
Speaker 1: I'm in. I'll tell you after about a land of
Speaker 1: the Highway that I'm in that you'll enjoy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so I may or may not be a good person.
Speaker 1: Always positions because they when they do spells, they just
Speaker 1: kind of throw their hands at the camera. I had
Speaker 1: a great time. They were really nice and the sets
Speaker 1: were good in the cove just where I'll be playing.
Speaker 1: Are you are you an evil nymph? For whatever? Let's
Speaker 1: always has um, I'm a professor of werewolf is um?
Speaker 1: This is really excited. It was very exciting. It was
Speaker 1: I have a fun part fun. I gotta finish season two,
Speaker 1: so it's exciting. I'm with the young boy as sort
Speaker 1: of the nerdy boy. Is that yeah? Yeah yeah, he
Speaker 1: was a delight. Yeah. Um okay, guys, well, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for you for Rob Aaron, Tanna, Katie. We
Speaker 1: did it. We christened the podcast favorite absolutely my favorite,
Speaker 1: happy I mean, what did joy? What a dream team? Um?
Speaker 1: So here we go, all right, we play out our
Speaker 1: happy fun. So you're pretty your earphones and you can hear?
Speaker 1: Can I can I give a quick shout out to
Speaker 1: Alison Verity Settles, who is my best friend's sister, who,
Speaker 1: through my best friend, was demanding when our drafts episode
Speaker 1: was going to drop. Be like, my sister is curious
Speaker 1: when your draft is coming out. A lot of people
Speaker 1: on Instagram, like on other posts that had nothing to
Speaker 1: do with this, they're like, um, where's your drap? Thanks
Speaker 1: for keeping us on our toes. Guys. The holidays intervened,
Speaker 1: but we're back to do this so morning. God, I'm
Speaker 1: so randy. It's like twenty nineteen. It's like a really
Speaker 1: randy year for America. That's how Colton is going to
Speaker 1: say that at the Rostarmonation, will you accept the rules
Speaker 1: that's wrapped around It just doesn't anyone because he's fucking Coulton.
Speaker 1: The last rows goes to him running out jumping that
Speaker 1: for the most controversial season of the Back