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Speaker 1: Did Jebil show on demand? Everybody, I'm Gary Girthner and

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Speaker 1: welcome to another edition of Stupid Internet Questions of America's

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Speaker 1: favorite new game show, where we ask you the question

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Speaker 1: that everybody is talking about on the dot com today.

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Speaker 1: I'm Gary Girthner and welcome to the show's Stupid Internet

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Speaker 1: Questions and what is the stupid Internet question today? I'm

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Speaker 1: glad you asked. I'm Gary Girthner. Let's get to it

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Speaker 1: all right. Today's stupid Internet question that everybody's talking about

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Speaker 1: online is this, would you rather continue living for a

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Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one. What's your answer?

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Speaker 1: I mean, hands down, live for another one hundred years,

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Speaker 1: live for another hundred because it doesn't guarantee you're going

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Speaker 1: anything sooner we'll see. That was going to be my question,

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Speaker 1: can you restart with all of the knowledge you have now?

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Speaker 1: That wasn't a question. Well, that's my question to the question,

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Speaker 1: if you could restart your life from the beginning with

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Speaker 1: life from the beginning, Okay, I think, because then you'd

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Speaker 1: be able to not do mistakes that you've done before.

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Speaker 1: for another hundred years Stas answer the question, I would

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Speaker 1: another hundred years of this nonsense. Yeah, But I mean,

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Speaker 1: Would you just want to start over again? Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: So I feel like this question, I just feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm Gary Girthner, and the question we're asking today is

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Speaker 1: would you rather continue living for one hundred years or

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Speaker 1: restart your life from the beginning. That's what people are

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Speaker 1: asking on the dot com. Or you can look at

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Speaker 1: it this way, that you live for another hundred years

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Speaker 1: that little battle, like, hey, I live longer than everybody else.

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Speaker 1: But like it would be interesting too to see where

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Speaker 1: eight three three one oh six one. What's your answer?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather continue living for one hundred years or

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Speaker 1: restart your life from the beginning? This has been stupid

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Speaker 1: internet questions. I've been your host, Gary Girthner. Remember you

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Speaker 1: can follow the show online at the Jewil Show follow

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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I met Jewel Fresh, I met

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Speaker 1: that Dres. I'm at Brad Nolan and your phone break

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Speaker 1: up is every single hour on the twenties. Your next

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Speaker 1: one is coming up in just a few minutes. Did

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Speaker 1: I mention my name is Gary Girthner? All right, goodbye

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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Weday mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Marina? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is this the Marina that lives at Street? Uh? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Can I help you? Is this the Marina that signed

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Speaker 1: up to win a free E bike from Oh no where,

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Speaker 1: Yes way. Congratulations, Congratulations Marina. Guess what you won the bike.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling congratulations. E Bikes sent directly to y'all. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're excited to get your rolling on your new motor

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Speaker 1: transportation there. These bikes are pretty fantastic. Wow, well it

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Speaker 1: looks great. That's why I was like, of course, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: on its way and we already you took your car,

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Speaker 1: my car? Though? Yeah, we got it. We sent the

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Speaker 1: Oh maybe you haven't even seen that it's gone. We

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Speaker 1: an ebike. That so the whole contest was that you

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Speaker 1: I'm just so happy for you. Okay, hang on just

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Speaker 1: one second here, Yeah, it's something wrong. Hello, you literally

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Speaker 1: we took it. We're gonna send it back to you.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna send We're gonna send it back to you.

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Speaker 1: Because every card that we take in the contest where

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Speaker 1: an ebike from us because you want it. Congratulation. No, no,

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Speaker 1: Wait my car was right outside. Yeah, not anymore. It's

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Speaker 1: Greg set you up. Oh yes, so yeah, babe, I

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Speaker 1: jew Bil Show on Demand First Date follow Up. Charity

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Speaker 1: out to the jew Ball Show show. My name is

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Speaker 1: pronounced Jebil, but it doesn't matter. It's fine. Sorry, no,

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Speaker 1: not offended at all. I just coached my nine year

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Speaker 1: old stepson's flag football with another dude. That guy called

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Speaker 1: for weeks he's calling me Jabal. I finally correct him. Nope, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hasn't called you back in three weeks. How many times

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Speaker 1: Hello him, ask me to Mark. Please. This is Mark.

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Speaker 1: was a former adult entertainer. Oh wow, so yeah, so

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Speaker 1: that was interesting. Do you ever find out? So has

421
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Speaker 1: she not ever found out? She doesn't knows at all. No,

422
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 1: she does knows at all because everything that I did

423
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:12,879
Speaker 1: was from the neck down for the contract okay, and

424
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,959
Speaker 1: basically you couldn't get my trace right. So the other

425
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Speaker 1: one is I recently, for the last five years, have

426
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Speaker 1: become a male. You have, really There was a couple

427
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Speaker 1: of clients I charge pretty decent amount of money and

428
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: most of it is older women. So I think my

429
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 1: wife knows, but she won't say it because of the

430
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Speaker 1: money that I bring home. Are you serious? Oh yeah, Like,

431
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 1: so she knows. I go out every single night and

432
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:55,640
Speaker 1: I get paid either by the hour, event overnight whatever.

433
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Speaker 1: What do you tell your wife that you're doing. Yeah,

434
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Speaker 1: I'm going to work is what I tell her, and

435
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:05,360
Speaker 1: she doesn't ask what work is? Well, my job during

436
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 1: the day is I'm a truck driver. Oh okay, yeah, okay,

437
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Speaker 1: So this is the executive producer Brad. I have a

438
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Speaker 1: couple of questions just talking to someone the other day

439
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Speaker 1: about this, because I was debating doing this line of work,

440
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Speaker 1: and I do have a question are you attractive? Because

441
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 1: this is the debate I was having was like sometimes

442
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Speaker 1: the mail, Yeah, of course you have to be like

443
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Speaker 1: tiptop to get the money. Okay, I I mean I'm

444
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 1: not ugly per se. I mean I want to say

445
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 1: like I'm like magic Mike material. But yeah, like I'm

446
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: definitely definitely up there. So do you have any apps?

447
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Speaker 1: An zero to eight? How many apps? Six? Normal? Normal height? Yeah,

448
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: I'm about five to eight. So all right, so what

449
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 1: are we talking? How much are you making for night? Well,

450
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,439
Speaker 1: for like, I did a wedding two nights ago and

451
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 1: it was two thousand. You did a whole wedding overnight. Yeah,

452
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 1: like everybody in the wedding like eight hours. Oh wow? Yeah,

453
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 1: so you know, so basically, what if I do an

454
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: overnight with somebody it's round anywhere between five and ten thousand?

455
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: What sign me up? What if I do like a

456
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Speaker 1: dinner or like is that with somebody who obviously wants

457
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Speaker 1: to hang out afterwards? Per se? It could be anywhere

458
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Speaker 1: between five hundred to two to three. It all depends,

459
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: all depends on what what they're looking for, you know. Okay,

460
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Speaker 1: I mean there was like a few that were just like, Okay,

461
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Speaker 1: I needed you for a date, so my parents didn't

462
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Speaker 1: think I was lame. And then there was a few

463
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Speaker 1: like like you know why I called you? Okay? I

464
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Speaker 1: have another question, how do you like how you find

465
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Speaker 1: the people? How do you find your clients? So I

466
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Speaker 1: don't they find me. I'm with a website that I

467
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Speaker 1: told my boss I wouldn't have staying when I told

468
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Speaker 1: you guys, so basically they find me. And there's about

469
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Speaker 1: four of us on this site. Four were all married men,

470
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 1: and we just this is what we do. Okay. Well,

471
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,360
Speaker 1: can you tell your wife it's common to shave your

472
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Speaker 1: butt for truck driving jobs? Yeah, otherwise it gets really

473
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Speaker 1: sweaty down there. Broy, you even drive trucks or do

474
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Speaker 1: you just say that you drive a truck? No? I

475
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: actually do drive try to trailers. Dang, you're a hard work.

476
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Speaker 1: I always wanted it. I always wanted to be a

477
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Speaker 1: truck driver. And plus they pay well on this, and

478
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 1: then I'm like, well this pays you better. But my

479
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: wife didn't complaint because like the house is paid The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: They report the news. For Tuesday, July twelve, twenty twenty two.

483
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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and I effing knew it. I effing

484
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Speaker 1: knew it. Yes, I knew it. I'll tell you what

485
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: in just a second, But first let's meet the idiots.

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00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and hot. Tip. If you're traveling, you

487
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: cannot take a firearm through security. People find out who

488
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Speaker 1: and where and why and what and everything coming off

489
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Speaker 1: my story. All right, Well, I'm Brandon Nolan, and you'll

490
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Speaker 1: never guess what caused chaos to erupt in a New

491
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Speaker 1: York City restaurant. You'll never guess. All Right, more on

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Speaker 1: those in just a second before you first story of

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Speaker 1: the day in the everything they report the news. I

494
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Speaker 1: knew it. If anybody knows me, they know that I

495
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 1: can be very annoying if I think that I have

496
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Speaker 1: figured out something that's going to happen. And I've been

497
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Speaker 1: saying for a long time that the next World war,

498
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Speaker 1: if they don't do anything about it, will be based

499
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Speaker 1: on the Moon. Oh how many times have I said that?

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Speaker 1: A lot? You've said it a lot a lot. People

501
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: are going to for at least two years, Yes I have. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to go into all of it because

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Speaker 1: I don't want to annoy you who's listening to the

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Speaker 1: ann right now, But trust me, I can be very

505
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Speaker 1: annoying about this theory of mine anyway. In Space News,

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Speaker 1: China has promised not to take over the moon and

507
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Speaker 1: claim it as their own, but the head of NASA

508
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: has expressed concerns about this, And there you go. I

509
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: effing knew it. Oh crap in, I promise all of

510
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 1: the witches need to get together and cast and spells

511
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Speaker 1: on the people trying to think over the moon. That's

512
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Speaker 1: our moon, the whole protection spell on the moon. Yeah,

513
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 1: that's our moon. See, And that's how it starts. That's

514
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: how the fighting is going to start, because now anybody

515
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: can go to the Moon. Pretty soon, normal people are

516
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: just gonna be able to drive up to the Moon.

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00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: And that's going to cause the problem to People are

518
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Speaker 1: gonna want to buy property on the Moon, But who

519
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: owns that property America or China or the Moon? The

520
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,919
Speaker 1: moon owns the Moon or elon Musk. I'm not sure.

521
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,959
Speaker 1: All I know is people are gonna be very angry

522
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: about it, and I knew it. Okay, enough of me

523
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: being an thank you, This is the I Nswe aren't

524
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Speaker 1: just in the news. They report the news for our

525
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Speaker 1: next story. Listening on over to Alex three, I who's

526
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Speaker 1: on location lax Lax. Not on an airplane to the moon,

527
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 1: but where Dwayne Brown, who's a free agent for the NFL,

528
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 1: recently got arrested like over the past weekend because he

529
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: literally had a I was gonna say, mother freaking he

530
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 1: had a gun in his bag and he tried to

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Speaker 1: take it through security. So he got arrested, and there's

532
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Speaker 1: video going viral of him just, you know, being taken

533
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Speaker 1: to the back. You just can't do that, you guys.

534
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: You had to check the gun, you do You're not

535
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: supposed to take How do you take a gun from

536
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: point A to point B when it's legal in both places? Right?

537
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 1: You have to check it? Yeah? Yeah, it just goes

538
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: in your check bag. Do you remember that guy at

539
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: the airport with the gun? Yes, this pisses me off

540
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: beyond belief. Jubil and I were standing at the counter

541
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: before we went through security, and this guy walked up

542
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: behind us and he has this bag, like a bowling

543
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,199
Speaker 1: bag almost looking like thing in his hand, and he

544
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: looks over and like he looks at me and he says, hey,

545
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: do you know what fucking take this gun through? Yeah?

546
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: And I was like and I was that guy just

547
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: saying and I was like, I just looked at him,

548
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 1: and I felt like he was trying to intimidate me, honestly,

549
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: like why don't you wait your turn and ask the

550
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: person who works here at the airport. Yeah, It's almost

551
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: like he wants to surround go WHOA, that's so cool

552
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: that you got a gun. Well, not to me, that

553
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: was J Bols stands on whatever he was trying to do.

554
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: Mine was like, honestly, was like he was trying to

555
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Speaker 1: scare me. I'm like those little one hundred pound white

556
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: girls soaking wet, and I was just like, you gotta

557
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: check it, bro, And then I looked at him dead

558
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Speaker 1: in the eye, and then I was like, forget the gun.

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00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: Do you know if I'll catch you if you're smuggling

560
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: illegal canaries in your butt? The I and the idiot

561
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: news turns out they don't check it. Where idiots are

562
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: just in the news. Do you say canolis? Canaries? Canaries?

563
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: What a canaries? What a canaries? The birds? Okay, that's

564
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: what I thought, but I didn't I wasn't sure how

565
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: to ask, and I was like, wait, do you see canolies?

566
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Speaker 1: And those would fit up your things? They canolies were

567
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: on another trip. Send it on over to Bradnell in

568
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: his on location in New York City where there are

569
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: lots of cannolis and how they got here only ju

570
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Speaker 1: Chaos erupted inside a New York City restaurant when customers

571
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Speaker 1: became violent after they were told there was a charge

572
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: for dipping sauce for their French fries. I may have

573
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Speaker 1: that the reason to become violent sauce. What I think

574
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 1: my threshold is sixty cents. Would you like to know

575
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Speaker 1: how much they were trying to charge for this dipping sauce?

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00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: Adalas seventy five? What for a little dipping sauce for

577
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: a pop? I still want to do the thing where

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00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: we take bottles of ranch. We have all of our listeners.

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00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: Everybody gets together and goes to restaurants where they don't

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Speaker 1: serve ranch because they're pretentious and they have some Aoli sauce,

581
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: which is basically their fancy version of ranch. It's not good,

582
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: it's not the same, and leave a bottle of ranch

583
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Speaker 1: on the table every time you eat there. So they

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00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: have to have ranch in the valley. Yes, and final

585
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Speaker 1: part of this, according to w NBC, the women are

586
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Speaker 1: accused of throwing metal objects, destroying computers and can even

587
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Speaker 1: be seen getting on the restaurant's counter and twerking. Sounds

588
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: about hungry to me. Yes, that was the I N

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Speaker 1: and the idiot in his network. What is it about

590
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 1: violent protests or things like that at restaurants where people

591
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: need to get up and work. I don't know what

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00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: it is. If there's a counter, why not? Why not?

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00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, there's a counter. I'm working on it

594
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: in the adiant news network where idiots aren't just in

595
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Speaker 1: the newsday report the news. Tune in tomorrow the same

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00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting report from the I n N.

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Speaker 1: Remember you can follow the show on social media at

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show. Follow all of us individually. I'm at

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Speaker 1: Jewil Fresh and at that dre Is. I'm at Brad

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Speaker 1: Nolan The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone

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Speaker 1: Frame mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hello, this is sergeant

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Speaker 1: and jimmy birthday from the police department, and I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Timothy. H Yeah, this is timthing. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you everything? Okay, Well, that depends how you

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Speaker 1: define Okay, I have to ask you some questions. Sure,

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Speaker 1: how cow's the meat meet? I've been cheering a little

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Speaker 1: meat at home. Yeah, I mean it's just a little

608
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: hobby I got. But and you've been perfecting that meat

609
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Speaker 1: from the back of a butcher's shop. And that's right.

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything illegal about purchasing meat from

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00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: a butcher's shop. Well, there is a few things illegal

612
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: about that when you're purchasing exotic meats from endangered animals.

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00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: Whoa who All right, now, I didn't know that they

614
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: were still in any illegal or dot it meat. I

615
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: didn't know. I would like to offer myself to go undercover.

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Speaker 1: As long as it keeps me out of trouble and

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Speaker 1: it keeps my family safe, then I want to be involved. Well,

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00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 1: since you brought it up, it's an interesting idea because

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Speaker 1: we have been looking for someone to infiltrate this criminal organization.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for agreeing to do this. I

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Speaker 1: do believe you that you really didn't know exactly what

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Speaker 1: you were getting yourself into. The meats tastes really good.

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Speaker 1: You've eaten some of the meat I did, But you

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Speaker 1: just tell me what I have been eating. Please, Well,

625
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: we believe his name is Chad. I'm hoping that you

626
00:32:55,760 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 1: can draw your own conclusion. Here's what's a chat. I

627
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: would say that this particular Chad was about six one,

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00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: two hundred and twenty pounds, sandy brown hair, and apparently

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Speaker 1: had a real zest for life according to his family. No,

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Speaker 1: you're making it sound like Chad was a dude. Like

631
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: Chad was. Chad was a dude. Yes, Chad was a dude,

632
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: got mixed up with the wrong crowd, and now I

633
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: guess he's in your refrigerator or wherever you're hanging your meats. No,

634
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 1: I'm really in Chad. Yes, sir, that I regretfully inform

635
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: you that, yes, you've been eating Chad. Oh my god,

636
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be sick. I gotta I gotta call my wife.

637
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: I gotta tell her nothing, I gotta tell her. Hopefully

638
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: your wife didn't have any Chad. Yeah she did, she did.

639
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: I gave my watch some chad the other day. I

640
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: don't know what she's gonna do. She's gonna basna, she's

641
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: gonna divorce me. Well, it's kind of funny that he say.

642
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: It's kind of like she's divorcing you for another man.

643
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, bad time for a joke, is there? Jimmy birthday?

644
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: You can't stop with a joke sometimes. I don't know

645
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 1: if this is a time Pershumer. Well, at this point,

646
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't think you're an accomplice. I've just got a

647
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: few more questions for you, and then we'll discuss some

648
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: options as far as maybe going undercover to seeing if

649
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: you can take them down, or testifying anything like that.

650
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 1: Give me the questions. Let's just get this over with.

651
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: When you served the chad, what sort of dipping sauce

652
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 1: did you use? It's not as sauce. We put the

653
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: spices on the outside and roll chat in salt and

654
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 1: pepper and garlic, cane pepper, any horse radish on chat

655
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: at all? Because Dad, I swear we didn't put any

656
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: horshradish on chad. Oh okay, Well, I was just wondering

657
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: for myself because it sounds actually a delish the way

658
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: that you describe preparing chat. I thought was some horsehradis

659
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 1: on the side. Might even forget that I'm eating human

660
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Sounds good? I was. I

661
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,359
Speaker 1: don't know if this is really time for jokes after

662
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: I've just found up I've been eating a Chad and

663
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 1: are you okay? So no, I think Chad's coming up? Okay, Well,

664
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: then I'll let you know that this is a phone

665
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: prank and it's actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing

666
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your wife. Canda set

667
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: you up. What do you still feel sick? Honey? Are

668
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: you kidding me right? Your wife said that you're taking

669
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: up a new hobby of crying meat, so we figured

670
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 1: to call you and tell you that you got the

671
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: most exotic meat of all Chad. Yeah, I was freaking out.

672
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: I'm over here trying to stick must fingers down. Must

673
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 1: don't do that. Don't waste good, Chad, dude. The Jewel

674
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses only

675
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,359
Speaker 1: on the Jewbil Show. Craig is on the phone today

676
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: for War of the Roses to catch cheater. He's been

677
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: with his girlfriend Heather six and a half years they've

678
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,959
Speaker 1: been living together for five years, and now he thinks

679
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: that she might be cheating on her. We'll talk to

680
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: Craig and find out why he thinks that, and then

681
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 1: we'll call her and see if we can actually catch

682
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: her if she is. Craig, thank you for your email.

683
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 1: Sorry you have to come on the show this way,

684
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: I said, add to everybody because it sucks. Tell us

685
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: a little bit about what's going on. Why do you

686
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: think that your girlfriend, Heather is cheating on you? Thank you,

687
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: Thank you for having me. Yeah. So, you know, we've

688
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 1: had a great relationship, you know, but recently I'm real paranoid.

689
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: You know, she's changing. Our schedules have been changing. We're

690
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: coming and going seeing each other. I kind of feel

691
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: like we're roommates at this point. And she's, you know,

692
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: on her phone a lot more, texting people at strange

693
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: hours of the night, staying up late. Even when she

694
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 1: comes in the house, she's going her phone, texting somebody.

695
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: She didn't used to do these types of things before.

696
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: So I'm just I'm not feeling good when you say

697
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: through the night, how do you know through the night?

698
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: I see her on her phone. I lay in bed

699
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 1: sometimes she's rolling over. I can see the light coming

700
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 1: from her phone, and I don't want to be one

701
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: of those type of guys that just addressed her right there.

702
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 1: But I've been noticing it. He doesn't been together for

703
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: a long time. You haven't asked her about it because

704
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: I would be flipping out now I rolled over. My

705
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: husband's on the phone a lot. You damn well know

706
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: I'll be saying something, yeah, so it's tim's when you know,

707
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 1: obviously I might wake up in the middle of the

708
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: night used the bathroom and Heathers on her phone, and

709
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 1: you know, I'm asking her what's going on. She's telling

710
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: me she's on Instagram or she just can't sleep. But

711
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: she never used to do blease touch the thing before,

712
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: So I just something in my spirit, I'm not feeling right.

713
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: Do you guys share a phone bill, because I would

714
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: be checking the phone bill. No, we don't share a

715
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 1: phone bill. Maybe you guys should share a phone bill

716
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: so you could check it other than her being on

717
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: her phone in the middle of the night, which is

718
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 1: shady to me. That would also weird me out. If

719
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,959
Speaker 1: I woke up and it was one o'clock in the morning,

720
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I have to pee, and then

721
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: I look over and my wife is on her phone

722
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: looking like she's messaging somebody in the middle of the night.

723
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: And it has never been like that since we've been

724
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: together or dating. I would be weirded out by that

725
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 1: when you ask her what she's doing. Does she have

726
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 1: an attitude at all? No, she doesn't have an attitude.

727
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: Does it look like she's trying to hide something, not

728
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: necessarily hide anything, But you know what, I don't think

729
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: she's trying to hide something. I don't know, you know,

730
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 1: her normal behavior. So I'm starting to think that something's

731
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 1: going on. Is there anybody that you suspect it could be? Well,

732
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: she does have this co worker, you know, and they

733
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: eat lunch together sometimes, and I know the whole work

734
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 1: culture of a of a work husband or a work wife.

735
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: So I've always fought a little sketchy about the guy,

736
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: So you know, it could be him. What's his name?

737
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: His name is Jim, Jim jimbo Man. I hope that

738
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,760
Speaker 1: she's not cheating on you with a dude named Jim

739
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: from her work. He looks a lot better than the name.

740
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: All right, Well, it sounds like maybe you like Jim.

741
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: Maybe you guys could just invite Jim to be a third.

742
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: Oh no, I have an uncle Jim. I have an

743
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: uncle Jim too, and I don't think he's that a tract.

744
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. Hopefully she's not cheating with either of

745
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: our uncles right, not or anybody? That's true. We'll see

746
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: if we can figure it out for you. Then, man,

747
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: what grocery store is shear Rewards? Can't remember at she

748
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: shops that? Okay, we'll do the usual. Then we'll call

749
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 1: her and say, every single month, we choose one Rand

750
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: Rewards card member to give free flowers from our floor

751
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: department to be delivered to anybody in the entire world.

752
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: See if she sends them to you or to somebody else,

753
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: hopefully not Jim. But then you can find out for

754
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: sure if she is cheating or not. Okay, okay, thank

755
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: you back so much with it. Yep, right in the

756
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: middle of war the roses to catch a cheater if

757
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: he just joined us. Craig is on the phone and

758
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: he thinks that his girlfriend, Heather might be cheating on him.

759
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: They've been together six and a half years, living together

760
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,280
Speaker 1: for five years, and all of a sudden, she started

761
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,879
Speaker 1: being up late at night on her phone. He'll wake

762
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: up in the middle of the night, roll over. I

763
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,720
Speaker 1: don't know if he peas first, but he has to pee,

764
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: wakes up, rolls over or ghost pee comes back to bed. Anyway,

765
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: she's on her phone and it looks like she's messaging

766
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: somebody in the middle of the night. They also don't

767
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: spend a lot of time together anymore. She's always at work.

768
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: He just feels like something might be going on. And

769
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: we asked him earlier who he thinks it could be,

770
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,720
Speaker 1: and he said that she hangs out with a coworker

771
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: for hers a lot. They get lunch together. His name

772
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: is Jim, and we're hoping it's not Jim. We're about

773
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: to call her from the grocery shore that she shops at,

774
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: say that we offer one Lucky Rewards card member every

775
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: single month three flowers to be delivered anywhere in the

776
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: country and wish because she wants to send them to

777
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: We'll see if she sends them to her boyfriend Craig,

778
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: or if she sends them to somebody else, hopefully not

779
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: Jimbo from the office. All right, Craig, anything you want

780
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 1: to say before we make our phone call to her.

781
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: I just hope that this is all in my head

782
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: and that there's nothing going on me too. Three All right,

783
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 1: call her right now here we go. Hello, Hi, this

784
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: is Jorban calling from I was looking for Heather. This

785
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: is Heather. Yes, yes, well, congratulations Heather. You're this month's

786
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: winter Yay, okay, thank you. What did I want the flowers? Flowers?

787
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: Or have you been checking out with the checker like

788
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: an actual human checker outer? It depends on my move

789
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: so I've been doing more self checkout. Okay, well not

790
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: to get in and get out. That might explain it.

791
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 1: If you've been doing self check out, because they're supposed

792
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 1: to be telling you at the register. Maybe they have it. Anyway,

793
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,439
Speaker 1: we started a new thing a while ago. Every single month,

794
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 1: we choose one random Rewards card member to call up

795
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: and say thank you for shopping by giving them thirty

796
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: six long stem red roses to be delivered anywhere in

797
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: the country. You can also send them international for a

798
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: small fee, but anywhere in the country absolutely free. So basically,

799
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: you want a bouquet flowers to send to somebody congratulations

800
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: or for yourself. Okay, thank you? Oh way, so I'll

801
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 1: just tell you where I want them to go. Yep,

802
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: pretty much, that's all I would need. Well, if you

803
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 1: know who you want to send them to, I can

804
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: take all the information right now. If you need some time,

805
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: I can send you an email with all the information

806
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 1: in a form to fill out. But I will tell

807
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: you that form takes about forty five minutes to fill out.

808
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: It's ridiculously long and stupid in my opinion, and you

809
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: will get a lot of spam email and texts after that,

810
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: and I don't want that for people. I'm not supposed

811
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: to say that. I'm actually supposed to send them the form,

812
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: but I don't like to do that because if you

813
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: have your information ready right now, I can just fill

814
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: out the form in like two minutes. Yeah, yeah, no

815
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: most people. Most people wouldn't. Most people don't. So anyway,

816
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: I can take the information down for you now if

817
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 1: you know who you want to send them to, or

818
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 1: I can even just call you back whatever you want. Well,

819
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: you say there's a fee. Is there a send to Hawaii?

820
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: There's no fee to send them to Hawaii? Is that

821
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: where you want to send them? Yeah, that's why I

822
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: want to the great we can send them there. I'll

823
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: get the address in just a second. What I will

824
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: need from me first will be the name of the

825
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 1: person that you want to send them to, and then

826
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: anything you might want to write on a card, And

827
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: then I can get the address and then send them

828
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: off and we'll send you a confirmation to let you

829
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: know when they've been sent and when they've been delivered. Okay, um,

830
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: months to them months, like I said, seas in Hawaii. Okay,

831
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: her name is Maggie, Maggie, same last name or ye,

832
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: same last name? Yeah, put my last name. Um. And

833
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: on the card if you write hanging there, You're loved

834
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: all the way, hanging there as sis, You're loved all

835
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: the way. Yeah, okay, I'll get that. Adderson Justice. Is

836
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: there anybody else that you want to send them to?

837
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: Got a love interest or something? No? No, I don't.

838
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: I don't send my man of flowers, so I don't

839
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: think we will like flowers. Thank you though. What do

840
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 1: you have a boyfriend? Yes? Okay? And what's your boyfriend's name?

841
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:31,399
Speaker 1: His name is Craig. Oh why are we asking this? Oh,

842
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: it's just wondering. I just like to get to know

843
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 1: people a little bit. Um. Hey, here's a question for you.

844
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: Any side pieces, No, that's not really my style. We've

845
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 1: been together for a while now, like literally like six years,

846
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,399
Speaker 1: so no, I love Greg six years. The six years,

847
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: I mean, what do they say, the seven year itch?

848
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: Right when he gets about that time, people start thinking

849
00:43:54,080 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: about cheating. So I just wondered if you're cheating. Oh,

850
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 1: a strange question from someone calling me about three flowers. Yeah, yeah,

851
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 1: it is, it is, And I guess I'm not going

852
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: to figure it out, and so I'll just tell you

853
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: that this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show. It's

854
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 1: a radio show, and this is the Jewel Shows Radio, huh.

855
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 1: And we were trying to catch you cheating because Chris

856
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: is on the phone, your boyfriend. He thought you might

857
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: be seeing someone else, so we were trying to see

858
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 1: if you would send flowers to someone other than him,

859
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: and you send him to your sister, which I don't

860
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: know what that's about. And I tried my best to

861
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: figure it out for you, and I don't know now. Yeah, wait, hello,

862
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: I'm here, baby, I don't understand what's happening, Heather. We

863
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: do a segment on a show called War the Roses

864
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: to catch a cheater. It's where somebody thinks they're significant

865
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 1: other's cheating on them. They can email us to try

866
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: to catch that person. Craig emailed us because he's had

867
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: a feeling that you've been seeing somebody else. I'll let

868
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 1: him explain all the details. I don't know if you

869
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 1: are or not. What are you doing? Heye, you sent

870
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: an email instead of asking me a question? Him, Well,

871
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 1: we haven't been talking. I mean we're passing in the night.

872
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 1: I feel so disconnected. You know, when I'm waking up,

873
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: I'll catch you on your phone made at night texting people.

874
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: I just I haven't been feeling good. I know you've

875
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: got that guy at work that you know, you guys

876
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: are always eating lunch together. I've been real paranoid. And yeah,

877
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 1: you know, Jim before bothing is musically just to clear

878
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,439
Speaker 1: your heart. Now we're just gonna tell the world. I'm

879
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: on the phone with my sister. You know, she's in Hawaii.

880
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: Richard left and they're going through a divorce. So I've

881
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: just been talking to her every chance I get and

882
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: trying to make sure she's okay. And some time of

883
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: said Rosa to Hawaii. She didn't want me to tell anyone,

884
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: so I've been keeping it quiet. But now I'm on

885
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: the radio, so well, our show's not on the NOI

886
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: and hopefully she doesn't listen to the podcast, right, yeah,

887
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: you could have seen meeting email. No. No, I feel

888
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: like a complete idiot right now. I'm well, I mean

889
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: we haven't been talking. You know, I got nervous, I

890
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: got paranoid. You know how you know how I feel

891
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: about you, And I've been think about your sister. I

892
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: didn't know what she was going through. But you're right,

893
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: you know, I know you love me, I know what

894
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 1: we ever strong and I should have come to you first.

895
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: Is it really, baby? If you walk up in the

896
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: middle of the night and I was on my phone

897
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 1: and you rolled over and I'm I'm just phoning all

898
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: up to my face on the screen. I mean, come on,

899
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: who would you think I would definitely punch you in

900
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 1: the nuts? What did you know that? Well? How do

901
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: you think I feel? You wouldn't anything? You just told me?

902
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 1: You know you couldn't. Sweet, I understand that, and I'm sorry,

903
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 1: but I was not trying to reveal my sister's secret

904
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: like I was trying to keep her safe, at least

905
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: with me. I'm sorry, but you could have acknowledged it.

906
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: For many of the nights I've been on the phone.

907
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, right, I was wrong. I want

908
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 1: this way. So you're not cheating on Craig. No, I

909
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,760
Speaker 1: am not cheating on Craig. I love Craig. There's no issues.

910
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: That's good you found out that she's not cheating on you.

911
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: Although it does sound like you're gonna get punched in

912
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: the nuts later. But oh yeah, I'm not excited about

913
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 1: the nut punch, but it was worth it to find

914
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: out that Hender's not. You know, she still loves me,

915
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: so I'll take you. Yeay. So the flowers literally not

916
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: going to my sister, you know, the flowers through your sister. Yeah,

917
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: how about this, we'll pay for it. We'll send your

918
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: sister flowers because it's like she's going through it. Thank

919
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: you so much, and then we'll send you a get

920
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: well card after she punches you in the nuts. Greig,

921
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: I'll definitely need that The Jewels Show on demand Jebils

922
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? You texted in

923
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: at four one o six one that you have a

924
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. So it's the Jewels Show. Hi, We're

925
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: calling you to see what your dirty little secret is

926
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: hih hi, wow, I can't believe you called me back.

927
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: How Yeah, well, are you in a place where you

928
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: can tell us your dirt a little secret or we

929
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: didn't call you in the middle of something important right now? No,

930
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: I mean it's just like wit more important. Okay, So

931
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: tell us what your dirty little secret is. Okay. Oh

932
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: I hate to admit this. So I love my best girlfriend.

933
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: She is the best, but she's also kind of like

934
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: a dirty hippie and she doesn't shave anywhere. But my

935
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:25,399
Speaker 1: dirty little figure is that when it's summertime and she's

936
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: a rock her tiptop and I see that armpit hair,

937
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, no, she doesn't shave her armpits. No,

938
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: she does not shave her arm kittens, So why did

939
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 1: you do? So? One time I just some like googled

940
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: hair removal places and I just put her email in

941
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: and signed her up for like information about afit air

942
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: of hair, you know, And she like keeps getting these

943
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 1: calls like I lived at the other day and they're like, Hi,

944
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: we saw that you signed up for about lisformation for

945
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 1: lasor hair removal. She's like, why are you called? They're

946
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: going why that's so funny? You just basically are spamming

947
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: her with laser hair removal hoping that she'll get her

948
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,399
Speaker 1: armpit hair removed. Yeah, you know, just a subtle hint.

949
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: And like I've kind of been doing this for a

950
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: long time to her because a lot of those met

951
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: saws everywhere you just kind of line right, and so

952
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 1: you just kind of throw them out there and like

953
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: some spaghetti on the wall. Oh goodness. Oh the other day,

954
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: I like trying her up to get this hair removal

955
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,959
Speaker 1: place from a spaw in Italy. All over the world

956
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: they're recommending that. That's funny. Well, thank you for telling us.

957
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: You're your little secret. Of course, thanks for keeping it.

958
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 1: What's your little secret? Well, this one's kind of funny. Um.

959
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 1: I have a real passion for France and their culture

960
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: and you know, their language, and you know how many

961
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,919
Speaker 1: times anyone want to do with them. I've never been.

962
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 1: I've never been. That's I've never been there. But uh

963
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,439
Speaker 1: it's just like, ah, man, that's my wish. I can't wait.

964
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: Um but um, well, the thing is, I really really

965
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: want to go to France and that's the reason why

966
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: I've been, you know, trying to learn French online. Okay,

967
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: so I'm taking these online courses and there's this little

968
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's it's a lady that's on her

969
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: and she's helping me to uh, you know, get all

970
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: the words down and everything. And as I'm watching this,

971
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,879
Speaker 1: I'm just like looking at her. I'm just like, man,

972
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: she's like she's really like like nice looking at me,

973
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: like I really had like this attraction to her, and

974
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: I'm just like it's still it's weird because I'm like

975
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,879
Speaker 1: I'm starting to have like a crush on her. But

976
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: then like I'm starting to realize what I've been on.

977
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: It was like this is all prerecorded, like it's like nothing.

978
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,879
Speaker 1: It's not like she's talking to me a lot of time.

979
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: So so it's kind of like I'm having a crush

980
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: on It's like kind of having That's exactly what I

981
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: was gonna say. Yeah, it's exactly as I say it.

982
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 1: That's yeah, it's kind of like having a crush on. Yeah.

983
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: So it's like and I just keep on logging in

984
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:11,959
Speaker 1: and I'm fighting, you know. It's just like I'm also

985
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: gonna logging in to learn, but I I find myself

986
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: logging in to look at this lady. What and I'm

987
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 1: just like, man, you should try and find the wait,

988
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: so it's an actual person, right that like pre recorded

989
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 1: the video? Yeah, and I should be pre recorded it.

990
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: You should try and find her own social Yeah, you should.

991
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to do that, but I

992
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 1: really I'm feeling weird you than you trying to use

993
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 1: a facial recognition thing. Oh my god, man, I can't

994
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,280
Speaker 1: even learn French properly. You think I'm gonna use facial

995
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: recognition software? Probably I have that steel it. Just get

996
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: to take it to France and then walk around and

997
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: ask around and eventually I'll find her France in a

998
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 1: small place. Oh no, but if I want to do that,

999
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: I would. I would probably run into another look someone

1000
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 1: similar to her and fall in love with her too.

1001
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: It's the other team for French, all right, Well, then

1002
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 1: you should get to France. Well, thank you for telling

1003
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 1: us you during the Little Secret Pierre. Then Jubil Show

1004
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: on demand