1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour about four 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Subject my 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: boyfriend and I sleep and his excess driveway. What god right? 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 1: My boyfriend and I sleep and his excess driveway. We'll 5 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: get into it, but first it is the nephews turn 6 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: to give us a prank. What you got for us today? 7 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: New Apartment three six say? They always start off so nice. 8 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 1: I'm real nice, don't Partment three six about and scare me? 9 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: Call let's go cat dog Apart three sixteen. Hello, I'm 10 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 1: trying to read how you do? How you doing? Man? 11 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: My name is Bond Dude. Uh, you're trying to make 12 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 1: sure I got the right due? Man? You're living for 13 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 1: it right? Apartments? Yeah? Going on? Okay, you live an 14 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:08,319 Speaker 1: apartment of three six team right, yeah, it is something 15 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 1: I need to be worried. What's going on? No, no, no, 16 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 1: everything cool with your apartment? Man? Uh, I got your 17 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 1: number from lady at the at the least in office 18 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:22,679 Speaker 1: regarding what's in? What's it in regards to well, actually, 19 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,960 Speaker 1: what's that happened me? Is I'm in the move, took 20 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,440 Speaker 1: court and what I wanted to do, you know, Uh, 21 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: see me in every apartment I've always had. I've always 22 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 1: lived in an apartment three six teams and I know 23 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:37,760 Speaker 1: you in three six teams, so they you know the 24 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 1: girl at the office game, you know, because I don't 25 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,760 Speaker 1: want to move nowhere else. But I came be in 26 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 1: room three sixteen. I gotta be you know, it's just 27 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: real superstaris I know? But I kind of gotta help 28 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 1: you say your name Vaughan, Yeah, yeah, I'm And who 29 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: gave you my number? Again? One of the ladies at 30 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 1: the leasing office when I was over there? Who was it? 31 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 1: I can't really remember her name? Man, Uh, little little 32 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: may Well listen cut to and I'm gonna tell you 33 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 1: like this, man, don't call me for nothing like that. Man, Now, 34 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 1: I ain't moving out of my apartment. Man, I've been 35 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 1: standing up for for years. When I moved out to 36 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: the partment, I moved in the house. You understanding all 37 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 1: this You've got going with you? Which whatever it is, 38 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 1: you're three sixteen, you one three too, that's on you. Man. 39 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 1: I gotta stay in three sixteen. Man. See, that's that's 40 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: what I'm trying to stay. I didn't sign the least, 41 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: so I'm stuck with it. I got to get that apartment. 42 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna trying to tell you would you like 43 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,519 Speaker 1: to what's your apartment? Would you like to move to? 44 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,639 Speaker 1: And I don't only get them to move your stuff. 45 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 1: Nothing ain't nothing moving on things. Gonna move with them. Numbers, 46 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: you can add them up, divide them, do whatever you 47 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 1: want to them. But I ain't move. So you're gonna 48 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 1: have to get that to your head. Man. And really, 49 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,919 Speaker 1: I'm because I don't know. I gave you my number 50 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: was like this, I meant working calling me because I 51 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,040 Speaker 1: don't even know no vaunt, No, no, you don't know 52 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 1: me do I asked them who was in three six teams? 53 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 1: They told me, none of your business going three sixteen? Man. 54 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: Hey listen, man, I'm trying to do this as respectful 55 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: as possible. You know, Like I said, I really can't 56 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 1: function unless I'm living in a disrespect me then doing 57 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 1: disrespects for them, because I'm gonna show do this you 58 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 1: caught me with like this, I don't get a favorite. No, 59 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: I don't care if that was your favorite scription Okay, 60 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: t me like that. Man. Now you're gonna make this hard, Okay, 61 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: so let me let me tell you this to you. 62 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,359 Speaker 1: I already told the lady I want to be in 63 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: three six things. She told me I needed to deal 64 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: with dal Nah. I'm trying to deal with you in 65 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: a polite weight, okay, because like I said, I can't function. Man, left, 66 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: I'm be an apartment three six things. I can't I 67 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 1: can't get them go to work. I cannot function. Okay, 68 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 1: I have to have that apartment. It sounded like you 69 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: got a problem on your hands. Man, Whatever your problem is, 70 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: that's your problem. Ain't do with me, okay, you know 71 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 1: like that? Like I say, I've been staying in three 72 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: six teens, I'm gonna staying three six teams. So I'm 73 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 1: to a house. You need sign something else to do? 74 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 1: And really stop at that gave you my numbers to 75 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 1: call me with? Is I can't believe it's what you're 76 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: talking to. You talking to me. Don't you come at 77 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 1: me with come at me with a number. I look 78 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,720 Speaker 1: like you man, three six teens. What excuse me though, 79 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 1: what you're saying? You called me with this? I tell 80 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,040 Speaker 1: you what, man, come at me or come at my 81 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,760 Speaker 1: phone that you don't see it? Man, you understand what 82 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:33,360 Speaker 1: I'm saying. Hey, man, I'm trying to handle this respectively. Man, Okay, 83 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 1: all right, I'm trying to listen to him. So I'm 84 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 1: trying to tell you, honestly, dog, I cannot function outside 85 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 1: of them three numbers. I have to live an apartment 86 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 1: three six things that ain't my business. Man. No, I 87 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 1: don't want to come move your but I do. Hold on. 88 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: What's running back? Which you say? I said I don't 89 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 1: want to have to move? Yo, said that down? Got 90 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 1: me what you're gonna come move? I want? Hey, a 91 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: matter of fact, come come on, come with three sixteen, 92 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 1: three six, seen that I had three for you? Come on, man, 93 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 1: come on, come move my man, Come on to tea 94 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 1: in Silas. Come on moving yet all kind of going 95 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 1: on in the world. No, they've got three other six 96 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 1: five days. I mean it works, you want. I'm on 97 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,480 Speaker 1: my nine five and you come in and you got 98 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 1: some three sixteen. I'm gonna move somebody. That's how I 99 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: got to say, Man, it's gonna be you for I 100 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 1: did before I deal with you, though, I'm gonna get 101 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:27,880 Speaker 1: at least and now I was even giving you my numbers. Hey, man, 102 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: I'm I'm just trying to tell you I have to 103 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,839 Speaker 1: stay under them numbers. Man, I have to. I'm superstitious 104 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,680 Speaker 1: like that. I know, I know everybody ain't like that, 105 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,120 Speaker 1: but I just happen to be like that. You know 106 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,280 Speaker 1: everybody ain't like that. Man, I ain't got time to 107 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:42,279 Speaker 1: be dealing it. Really, everybody got time. You sit up 108 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 1: list like this and you looked at Christian other than 109 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 1: I've been out the job looking what what the pointment 110 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,440 Speaker 1: number did they give you? They gave me like three 111 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,840 Speaker 1: twenty nine or something like that. I don't. I can't 112 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 1: stay there, man, That's why I'm gonna meet you. Man, 113 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 1: me did three twenty nine six o'clock tonight. How about 114 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:02,160 Speaker 1: their numbers? Okay, so how about these numbers right here? 115 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: A seven seven pointing nine Steve, I mean a sem 116 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 1: selling pointing nas Steve eight seven seven nine. You ain't 117 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:14,240 Speaker 1: never heard that number before. What it's down for me? 118 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 1: It's that's the number to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 119 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 1: Because this is nephew Tommy, and you just got pranked 120 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:27,039 Speaker 1: by your coworker, Limbda, I mean make that. It's it's 121 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 1: times crazy. Hell, I'll believe this for us. It had 122 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 1: been rolled. Got me about to take off and go 123 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 1: to Lisa off and College, right now who you say, 124 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: got enough? Ain't you got a co working? A limba? Limba? 125 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:46,719 Speaker 1: Ain't this about limber covering for Linda? Right now? I 126 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 1: wonder why else you take it so long? She pus here? Man, God, yah, 127 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,840 Speaker 1: I ain't me going no, man, all I got one 128 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 1: more thing to ask you. Man, there you hare work 129 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 1: for real, ain't you? Yeah? Hey? Man? What's the bad 130 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 1: radio showing the land? Man? Steve Robert Martin show. All right, man, 131 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: get back to work. Man, your phone off the hook 132 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: over there? All right, I don't care for three six 133 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't care if it's your favorite scripture. 134 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 1: When he said that, I said, man, I don't care 135 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 1: if it's your favorite scripture. But he was cussing. So wait, 136 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,800 Speaker 1: hold on, man, I'm gonna come down and move your 137 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 1: stuff out. Hold on, run that back. Yeah you my 138 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 1: apartment and move my stuff out, running that back pixic 139 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 1: like tonight, you see me? See you move this two? Cool? 140 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:13,120 Speaker 1: That's meet you? What would you say? Your name? Van? 141 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:19,760 Speaker 1: Okayut them up. Go to Thomas Miles dot com. Look 142 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,240 Speaker 1: for the prank button, click on it. Click on that 143 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,400 Speaker 1: prank button, and then leave me all your information. I 144 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 1: call you we talked, we put a plan together, and 145 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 1: then I called him and I worked my jelly. That's 146 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 1: how it worked. That's prank phone call from who they say, 147 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,160 Speaker 1: you know, the King. I don't call myself the king. 148 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:42,679 Speaker 1: I let them king think we I don't call a 149 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:46,800 Speaker 1: little self the king. I let them call the best 150 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 1: they ever done it though, man called me the king. 151 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,480 Speaker 1: But if you don't know, it's gonna be a damning problem. 152 00:08:57,679 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: That's how I said, Man, you come up with we 153 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,280 Speaker 1: be working with a lot of numbers. Right right, Dad, 154 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:10,200 Speaker 1: Thank you, King of pranks coming up to Strawberry letters. 155 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:14,559 Speaker 1: Subject my boyfriend and I sleep in his ex's driveway. 156 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,920 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 157 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,679 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.