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Speaker 1: a Pack. We're just gonna start with why NBA action

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Speaker 1: is fantastic. Dame Dollar, Damian Lillard, big Dick style, That's

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Speaker 1: what it was last night. That is the essence of

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Speaker 1: Big Dick style. He shut down the Oklahoma City Thunder

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Speaker 1: in vicious, vicious, breathtaking, dramatic fashion last night. We've all

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Speaker 1: seen the clip over and over and over. Um. I

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Speaker 1: mean yo, listen, people talk about legacies, people talk about championships.

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Speaker 1: Everybody wants to win a championship. You're listening to a

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Speaker 1: championship podcaster. I get it. I understand, Okay, everybody wants

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Speaker 1: those rings and things. But in the NBA, there's only

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Speaker 1: even remember who they beat. You just got you just

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Speaker 1: remember who collects the fucking rings. Now. Of course, I

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Speaker 1: remember last year the Golden State Warriors, they swept the

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Speaker 1: Cleveland Cavaliers. I remember that. That's etched in my memory personally,

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Speaker 1: they beat them four games to one. Because I was

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Speaker 1: in Cleveland. I can't remember the name of that ship,

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Speaker 1: haul Um, but I said it once. I said it

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Speaker 1: a million times. Okay, people talk about legacies, People talk

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Speaker 1: about championships. Again, there's nothing wrong, Uh, there's no shame

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Speaker 1: uh in wanting to get a championship. But when you

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Speaker 1: talk about a person's legacy, whether it's Gary Payton, Okay,

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Speaker 1: who want to ring with the Miami Heat, no one

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Speaker 1: with the Miami Heat. When you think about his legacy

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Speaker 1: busting people's ass, they lost the NBA Championship to Michael

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Speaker 1: Jordans and them. You think about Charles Barkley, the same thing,

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Speaker 1: There's plenty of players who played fantastic careers with no

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Speaker 1: shame in their game that do not have championships. Dame

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Speaker 1: Lillard's legacy, whether he ever wins a ring or not,

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Speaker 1: in his career, he's in the price him of his career.

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Speaker 1: He's not going anywhere, will be what we saw last night.

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Speaker 1: It'll be everything that we've seen in his career as

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Speaker 1: a Portland's trailblazer. The guy's legacy will bring the Dame Dollars.

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Speaker 1: Legacy will be that he brings joy. He brings sunshine

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Speaker 1: out every single time he gets on the court. That's

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Speaker 1: his fucking legacy. So yes, yes, you want to see

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Speaker 1: Alan Iverson, no rings, no things. Carmelo Anthony, He's not

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Speaker 1: has nothing to do with your legacy. It has absolutely

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Speaker 1: Reggie Miller. Yo, you think you wanted to compete against

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Speaker 1: Damian Lillard and the Portland Trail Bazers may never play

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Speaker 1: those guys, CJ is putting up big shots, big points.

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Speaker 1: Dame Dollar fucked him right off the court, big Dick

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Speaker 1: style shout out to ghosts face killer. Uh, that's a

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Speaker 1: the NBA is in full swing. NBA action is fantastic. Guest.

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Speaker 1: The Philadelphia seventies Sixers beat the Brooklyn Nets. Uh, they're

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Speaker 1: just a better team, better players. Um. Shout out to

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Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Nets, D'Angelo Russell, Cariice Laverte, Spencer, Dinwiddie, Jared

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Speaker 1: I'm really excited about Brooklyn basketball. And again I said

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Speaker 1: want to see Levian Bell kick ass. If the Giants

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Speaker 1: And it's a sexy place to play. If you don't

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Speaker 1: But the New York Knicks they live in the suburbs.

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Speaker 1: If you play for the Brooklyn Nets, you live in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn is a dope, cool part of New York City

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Speaker 1: If you're a young star D'Angel low Russell and and

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Speaker 1: don't beat, Don't be full. D'Angelo Russell is a young,

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Speaker 1: it's got the eyebrows. He's a young up and coming

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Speaker 1: If you are living in Brooklyn playing for the Brooklyn Nets,

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Speaker 1: first round so far. I gotta tell you, I'm feeling

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Speaker 1: at the Laugh Factory, and I'm gonna be rocking at

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Speaker 1: the Comedy Store and then Friday night, Friday, April I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be at the Laugh Factory at the seven thirty

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Speaker 1: show and then Saturday night, uh at I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: at the Comedy Store. I think it's the seven pm show.

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Speaker 1: I post all that ship on my story, I post

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Speaker 1: all of it on Twitter, and blah blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: I would love some Iron Wrap Port Stereo podcast fans

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Speaker 1: to come. Uh, come see me rock. Um, Big Three's coming, Yo,

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Speaker 1: the Big Three is coming. Season three of the Big

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Speaker 1: Three is coming, and um, it looks like I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be able to make it out to the draft next

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Speaker 1: week in Vegas, which I'm excited about. I know they're

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Speaker 1: gonna announce the schedule for the dates of where the

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Speaker 1: games are taking place. But there's gonna be some weekends

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Speaker 1: where it's uh Saturdays and Sundays. A bunch of good players,

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Speaker 1: lamar odom. Uh you know Birdman's coming back. Uh. Tons

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Speaker 1: of players. I'm not fact checking, but there's there's tons

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Speaker 1: of different players. Uh. Some of the guys that we

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Speaker 1: have been playing and a bunch of new dudes are

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Speaker 1: going to the combine. There's gonna be a lot of

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Speaker 1: dope UH players who don't get drafted into the Big Three. Uh,

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Speaker 1: they added a few teams, but the Big Three is

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Speaker 1: coming and it's going to Uh, it's gonna be very competitive,

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Speaker 1: and of course I have unprecedented, unprecedented access to all

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Speaker 1: things Big Three. Miles Jordan's please the sick Fuck of

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Speaker 1: the Week theme music. This is an award that is earned,

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Speaker 1: not given, earned, not given. It's called the sick the

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Speaker 1: funniest of the sick. She's really fucking sick man, she

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Speaker 1: fucking whack line. Make them you smell like a sick

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Speaker 1: fuck You look like a six A supposed to be

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Speaker 1: on a plane. You six you are you doing? Hey? Man,

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Speaker 1: leave that chicken alone? Leave the chicken alone? What are

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Speaker 1: you doing to the chicken that doesn't belong in a chicken?

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Speaker 1: You hear it? Yes, that's the sick fuck of the

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Speaker 1: Week theme. So on the I m rapor Stereo podcast

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Speaker 1: award winning segment, the sick Funck of the Week is

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Speaker 1: awarded to a person who has a certain uh, a

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Speaker 1: certain journals qua about a certain something, a star making quality.

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Speaker 1: Let's get right into it. In St. Louis, St. Louis, Missouri,

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Speaker 1: I don't yeah, this is a sick fun because she

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Speaker 1: was married to him you don't get any passes. The

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Speaker 1: wife of a Missouri clue Klux Klan leader admitted a

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Speaker 1: few days ago to fatally shooting her husband. If you

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Speaker 1: look up a picture of this woman, uh, Melissa and Conna,

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Speaker 1: she looks like Bingo. A sick fuck. She pleaded guilty

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Speaker 1: to second degree murder and tampering with evidence plus abandonment

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Speaker 1: of a corpse. Lock her up. You ain't never ever

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Speaker 1: ever getting out of jail. Update update on some sick fox.

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Speaker 1: Remember see, this is just what I was talking about

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Speaker 1: with Bernie Sanders. This is just what I was talking

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Speaker 1: about Bernie Sanders. Uh. These guys were awarded the Sick

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Speaker 1: Fox of the Week a couple of months ago. This

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Speaker 1: is a trio the Pennsylvania Man Three Pennsylvania men. Remember

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Speaker 1: these guys who sexually assaulted more than a dozen animals

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Speaker 1: for over a five year period. Matthew Brewbaker, Mike Menzikoff,

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Speaker 1: and Terry Wallace, who were arrested in two thousand eighteen

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Speaker 1: and were charged with having sex with nine horses, a cow,

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Speaker 1: a goat, and dogs over the past five years. These

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Speaker 1: fox were sentenced to up to forty one years in prison.

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Speaker 1: Twenty to forty one years for for forcing themselves on

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Speaker 1: a cow, a goat, nine horses, not one horse. They

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Speaker 1: fucked nine different horses and an unspecified number of dogs. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a teenage boy was allegedly tasked with restraining the animals.

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Speaker 1: Why the twisted trio committed their bizarre crimes? This is

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Speaker 1: what the funk I'm talking about here? Do you think

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Speaker 1: these three sick, truly sick fucks have a right to anything?

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Speaker 1: What the funk do they know about voting? What the

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Speaker 1: fund do they know about right and wrong? How can

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Speaker 1: you have the choice to vote if you don't even

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Speaker 1: know that? It's not okay to fuck my dog? You

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Speaker 1: gets my dog? You cocksuck? Are you? That's my cow,

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Speaker 1: that's my pet. I don't want you fucking it. And

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Speaker 1: since you fucked my cow and various other animals and

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Speaker 1: goats and unspecified numbers of dogs, and this is just

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Speaker 1: what we know about, you don't get to vote ever again.

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Speaker 1: Forget the violent offenders, forget the murderers. I don't want

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Speaker 1: these three sick funcks to ever have say in anything

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Speaker 1: ever again, Nor would you if they fucked your cows.

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Speaker 1: Thank god they've locked them up. Thank god they're not

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Speaker 1: coming out of jail for a long period of time.

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Speaker 1: In Arkansas, a woman says she lost her mind when

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Speaker 1: she killed her husband for watching porn. Duh you think.

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Speaker 1: Sixty nine year old Patricia and Hill has pleaded guilty

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Speaker 1: to shooting her husband, sixty five year old Frank Hill.

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Speaker 1: She found out he had been watching porn online and

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Speaker 1: she killed him. And she says, yes, I lost my mind.

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Speaker 1: No shit, no shit, Okay, uh again again, My man

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Speaker 1: is sixty five, you're sixty nine. If you look at

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Speaker 1: this woman, Uh, they probably been married for a long time,

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Speaker 1: although they said they were a strange whatever. Uh, listen,

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Speaker 1: what you do in your privacy when you're alone, and

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Speaker 1: that's up to you. Whatever your relationship is, that is

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Speaker 1: up to you. You don't have to kill the guy

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Speaker 1: for watching no knows. And that's what she did, which

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00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: is essentially a no no. So, yeah, you lost your mind.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you're never getting out of prison. This is not

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00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: a sick fuck. This is just bad luck. This is

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Speaker 1: a sad story. A guy named Andrew Maillard. Okay, a

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Speaker 1: guy named Andrew Mailer who spent twelve years in a

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Speaker 1: prison in West Australia. I don't know anything about West Australia,

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Speaker 1: East Australia. But he spent twelve years in prison in

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Speaker 1: Australia for a crime that he didn't commit. Okay, he

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Speaker 1: was in prison for twelve years. Uh, they found out

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Speaker 1: that he was not guilty. He was released. He was

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Speaker 1: on vacation in Los Angeles. This poor fuck got killed

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Speaker 1: in a hit and run while visiting Los Angeles. I

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Speaker 1: mean that is just that's terrible, terrible, terrible luck. Um, finally,

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Speaker 1: this this is just nuts. Man. I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: I don't get it. Just watch I don't get it. Okay.

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Speaker 1: From from a B D, S M T threesomes, the

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Speaker 1: fetishes are are listen, do you have no shame in

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00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: your sex game? But I just don't get it. Okay,

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00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: So they now have because people have fetishes for feet. Okay,

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00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: so they have silicone feet. People wanna roll around and

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Speaker 1: rub the silicone feet on their body. Uh. The silicone

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Speaker 1: feet have like a vibrating thing. Okay, maybe this is uh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. This is like a weird gag at

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Speaker 1: a cocktail party. No, that wasn't enough. The silicone feet

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00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: now where the ankles are have vaginas. Yeah, you heard me.

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00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: They have built in vaginas, So it's a foot that

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Speaker 1: you could rub all over and then at the end,

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Speaker 1: if that's not enough, if that doesn't get you where

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Speaker 1: you need to get to. And I hate to use

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Speaker 1: this language, but you can fuck the silicone foot, vagina.

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00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: What's going on? Who wants these? Why do you need this?

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00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? You want to fuck somebody's silicone feet,

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00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: Vagina's This is not even realistic. You can't fuck ankles,

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Speaker 1: and you understand what I'm saying. They're just feet. They

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Speaker 1: have silicone feet, and at the top where the ankles are,

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00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: you could stick your penis in there. This is way

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Speaker 1: out there. What kind of sick fox want this as

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00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: a sexual device? Do you do you? Okay, I don't

551
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: know what this is. This is way beyond anything that

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00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: I could wrap my head around when it comes listen.

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00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,879
Speaker 1: I don't like to talk sex. I know my mom

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Speaker 1: is listening. Okay. Somebody said, what's your limitations on what

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00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 1: you'll talk about on the iron wrap or stereo pockets?

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00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: And one of the things is my sex life. Now,

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00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: if me, the gringo man thing of I was into

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00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: having sex with silicone feet, not having sex. This is

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Speaker 1: not having sex, jerking off with silicone fiel. Let's call

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Speaker 1: it what it is. If that's the way I needed

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Speaker 1: to jerk. I mean, listen, if that's what I was into,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't mention it on the Iron Rappers Stereopocice because

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't want my mother to know about it.

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Speaker 1: My mother like I when I see my mom, I

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00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: hugged my mom should be like, would happened to you? Michael? What?

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Speaker 1: What do you? This is what you do? Like when

567
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Speaker 1: I heard you on your podcast and now you're you're

568
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Speaker 1: you're jerking off with silicone feet. I don't want it.

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Speaker 1: This is not for me. It's not something I'm into.

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Speaker 1: I'm freaky dicky, but I ain't that freaky Dickie. Listen

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Speaker 1: see I Am Rapports stereo podcast in prime time. They

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00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: call it prime time podcasting. Okay, this is prime time

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Speaker 1: podcasting at its finest. We will be back Friday with

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Speaker 1: another full, hard hitting I Am Wrap Reports Stereo episode

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Speaker 1: Friday April. I usually don't do dates because these things

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Speaker 1: live in infamy. Okay, but when we jump up and

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Speaker 1: we break it down during the middle of the week,

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Speaker 1: I like to give a little perspective. Um, so what

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Speaker 1: can I say? UM? I appreciate all the support to

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Speaker 1: all the listeners who are keeping track of where to

581
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: listen to the I m Rapports stereo podcast. I vow

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Speaker 1: to not give up. I vowed to go harder in

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Speaker 1: the paint. I vowed to continue to disrupt everything and

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Speaker 1: anything in my way. I'm so impressed, so hyped, I

585
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: couldn't even fall asleep last night after watching Dame Dollar

586
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: and the four NBA games. You win some, you lose some. Okay,

587
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: all my Philadelphia fans, don't be so sensitive. You guys

588
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: through fucking snowballs at Santa Claus. It's the playoffs. There's

589
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: gotta be good guys and bad guys. Joel Eb wants

590
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: to be the funny, likable bad guy. Well, he's all

591
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Speaker 1: my bad guy list Ben Simmons, can you form a

592
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: full sentence? He's like, Oh, I'm a man of mystery, Duke,

593
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: you need to work work on your jump shot. Good

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Speaker 1: luck versus Toronto Raptors. The second round of the NBA

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Speaker 1: Playoffs is gonna be even better than the first. Some

596
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: of the best matchups we could have ever wanted out

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Speaker 1: of the NBA. My name is the Gringo man Dingo.

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Speaker 1: My name is the White Chocolates. You know. This is

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Speaker 1: the I M Rapports stereo podcast. I am the Jake

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Speaker 1: LaMotta Podcasting a K MR New York a K A

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Speaker 1: MR a K. Miles Jordan's Take me out of here

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Speaker 1: with something real nice, something real proper, and most importantly, yes,

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Speaker 1: I need it. I need it. Take me out of

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Speaker 1: here with something real funky. I'm done.