WEBVTT - Remove the Cow from Your Front Yard

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<v Speaker 1>Phone Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tapp? All right, Garrett, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your phone tap all about? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? Jen wants to play a phone tap on her mom. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>Jen's mom has this silly loan ornament outside their house.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a plastic cow. Right, So their neighbors are trying

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<v Speaker 2>to sell their house. So Jen said, hey, why don't

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<v Speaker 2>you calls the real estate agent asking mom for the

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<v Speaker 2>way the cow just for the weekends, temporarily, just while

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<v Speaker 2>you try to sell the house. And of course Jen's

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<v Speaker 2>mom not a fan of that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's see what happens when we ask Jen's

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<v Speaker 1>mom to remove the plastic cow for the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>You could happen. Yes, where are you? I'm at the bank?

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pulling in right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on the second, Hey mom, how many is in

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<v Speaker 3>front of your house right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Removing the cow? Do you live here?

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<v Speaker 2>Ma'am?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't live here, but my mom?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, great, nothing to see here. I'm sorry, move along,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom.

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<v Speaker 3>He's taking your cow down, grab it where putting it.

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<v Speaker 2>In his car?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? That's excuse me, what what are you doing

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<v Speaker 3>with that?

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<v Speaker 1>I I need to take this. This does not belong here.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't touch the cow. Don't touch the cow.

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<v Speaker 3>Ask your name?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my name is Pat say Jack from reality. While

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<v Speaker 2>I was showing a house the other day, the person

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<v Speaker 2>that I was showing the house too, of course, was like, ah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Who the hell are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Who the hell are you telling me what?

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<v Speaker 3>I am the homeowner? Okay, away from the property. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>call the police right now.

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<v Speaker 1>B s bs is you get my house? You take?

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<v Speaker 3>You? Don't touch that? How daring?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you tell me what to and not to

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<v Speaker 1>touch her? You're not This cow is utterly disgusting. Discuss.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm on my way home now. The gate is locked.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not allowed out of the neighborhood. I am on

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<v Speaker 3>my way home and the police are on their way.

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<v Speaker 3>I just called the clubhouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, ma'am, okay, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Leave my stuff alone. You are stealing, and the police

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<v Speaker 3>are on their way. They will be there before I

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<v Speaker 3>get there.

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<v Speaker 1>I will not be selling your house. Trust me, your house.

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<v Speaker 3>You will never sell anything in that neighborhood again.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's want to stand there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, call her back? Yes, mom, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let me reason with her.

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<v Speaker 3>Can Jennifer go in the house. The police are on

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<v Speaker 3>their way. Can I garage door and shut following me?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I can?

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<v Speaker 3>I just police are on their way, go in the

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<v Speaker 3>house and shut the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Missus Beller, I am.

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<v Speaker 3>On their way. Explain it to them.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we make a deal? You put the cow away

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<v Speaker 1>Friday through Sunday while I was home.

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<v Speaker 3>Deal you'll wind up in jail. How do you like

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<v Speaker 3>that deal?

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<v Speaker 2>I did a service to this neighborhood by taking away

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<v Speaker 2>that ugly That cow is ugly, ugly.

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<v Speaker 3>Like that for years. Get the hell out of that neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>That is terrible. Nine years you put your neighbors through

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<v Speaker 1>putting that cow there. I am just asking you nicely, now,

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<v Speaker 1>missus bell don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Let that guy out of the neighborhood. I'm around the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 3>He's up there, he's all right. I don't let him,

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<v Speaker 3>let me in, don't let him have mom. He's just

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<v Speaker 3>trying to sell a house.

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<v Speaker 2>People complain about your cow.

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't a surprise.

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<v Speaker 3>Well he shouldn't be stealing it. Where are you? John

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<v Speaker 3>is here? I I'm not going to tell you where

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<v Speaker 3>I am. If you're going to put us up the block.

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<v Speaker 3>I want that guy out of the name, but I

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<v Speaker 3>don't ever own him in here. He's a relative. Moms

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<v Speaker 3>a real one second. Let him I promise he could

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<v Speaker 3>see one. Don't tell him over the phone. I want

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<v Speaker 3>to know where you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are now, Missus Beller, you just got phone tapped by

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you going to explain?

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<v Speaker 1>Please?

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<v Speaker 3>You idiots?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I on the radio, Missus Beller? Yes you are.

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<v Speaker 2>My name's Garrett Fan those Durant in the Morning Show

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<v Speaker 2>and you got phone tap by your daughter, Jen.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to kill you and I am running over

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<v Speaker 3>Jennef of the whole community. Is his lockdown because he is.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister phone tap. This stablish pre recorded permission granted by

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<v Speaker 2>Elisa in phones tap only on Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show