1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:05,600 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's ready for a dirty little secret? Me? 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,639 Speaker 1: Who's ready? Many? Who are you? Now? Are you a 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 1: football coach? Joe sergeant? Football coach? I don't know where 4 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: that came from. Turn on the microphone, and my whole 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,280 Speaker 1: goal was to just be normal. Yeah, yeah, who's right 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: for a dirty little secret? And then that came out? 7 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 1: What happened? I like it? Who's ready for a dirty 8 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: little sigre? Get out there, get a dirt little siaga 9 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 1: right now? Who's ready? You pump me up like a 10 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: champion today? Dirt little Sigret time. And remember, if you 11 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: want to tell the dirt little Sigaret, I have to 12 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 1: do is text in four one to six one and 13 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. We'll keep you anonymous. We 14 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. That's why everybody 15 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:38,199 Speaker 1: gets a fake name when they call in. So on 16 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,160 Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret? 17 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 1: Is Tony the Tiger? I do? That's when I remember 18 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,840 Speaker 1: I'm out of ideas for names. There's so many people. 19 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 1: I'm on time, Tony come back. That's frosted flakes, right, 20 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,560 Speaker 1: Tony Tiger thinks we'll ask him? Yeah, Hey, Tony is 21 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: it frosted flakes? Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, that's right. Okay. 22 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 1: I don't even know Tony Tiger specifics, but he always 23 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,319 Speaker 1: popps in my head when I need the name. That Really, Tony, 24 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: your frosted flags are better without milk? What what did 25 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 1: you just say? She's missing half the meal. We'll get 26 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 1: to that debate in a little bit. You sick over 27 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: Tony the Tiger. You have a little secret, I do. Okay, 28 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: it's really dirty. Oh. I was dating this girl for 29 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: I don't know, three or four years, and we ended 30 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 1: up moving in together, and she had her her grandmother's 31 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:35,559 Speaker 1: engagement ring. She would just leave it around the house 32 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,280 Speaker 1: and it would go missing for a week, and then 33 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 1: she would find worry and worry, and then I wonder 34 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: if someone stole it, and she would worry, and then 35 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 1: we'd find it under the bed or in the air 36 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: conditioning vent or what rings? What's she doing with throwing around? 37 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: She claimed? She claimed to love the ring. She would 38 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: just let it go missing all the time. Yeah, my dirty, 39 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 1: my dirty little secret. Is the last time it went missing, 40 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: I found it and I took it to a pawn 41 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: shop myself. I got myself an Xbox you're kidding me. Wait, 42 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 1: that's oh you got as well. No, I did do it. 43 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,240 Speaker 1: I don't feel bad about it because I feel like 44 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,639 Speaker 1: I've relieved her of worrying with this thing is all 45 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: the time. Now it's now you just loved her with 46 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: sadness forever. Yeah, she really like to find it about 47 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: the ring being on exactly, I mean, of course, but 48 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 1: every every time it would go missing, she would worry 49 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 1: and freak out and turn the house upside down looking 50 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 1: for it. And now she doesn't have to do that anymore. 51 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: So she's just irresponsible at the ring. Yeah, And so 52 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 1: you just put her out of her misery to never 53 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: have to like worry about it again. Thank you? Thank you? 54 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,079 Speaker 1: Pretty messed up? Are you? Are you helping her look 55 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: for it still? No? No, I told her they're probably 56 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,959 Speaker 1: one of her friends stole it during a party with 57 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 1: Wow your dirty little that Wow you're evil. Yeah. So 58 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: not only did you basically steal her ring to get 59 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,360 Speaker 1: an xbox, you blamed it on a friend that you 60 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: know she potentially ruin a friendship. I appreciate you listening 61 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: to the show man, and I'm really holding back right now. 62 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,839 Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like very nice things that you're doing. Well, 63 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,239 Speaker 1: you wanted a dirty secret, so I did. I thought 64 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: it was gonna be like dirty, not like evil. Yeah 65 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: you want too, Yeah, that's what I was hoping for 66 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: rather than this. Yeah. So did she like? Was she 67 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: excited that you got an Xbox? She hates video game? 68 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: Dang her grandma's engagement ring. Bought you an Xbox? Wow, 69 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 1: that's not stud without her knowing. Beautiful and you're you're 70 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: proud of it memory now Yeah, beautiful Xbox? I guess. Yeah, Well, 71 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: Walker White, in a while, I walked by the pawn 72 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: shop and it's still there, so I could potentially recover it. 73 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: I mean, why would you do it in the first place. 74 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 1: Then well I could look like a hero and say, 75 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 1: hey I found your grandmother's ring in a pawn shop. Wow. Okay, 76 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 1: if you do that, then you will go from zero 77 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 1: to hero. That is me. That is even more evil 78 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: to do that. I would just go get the ring, 79 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 1: Just go get the ring, give it back to her 80 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: many leave her so sad forever for real? All right? Well, 81 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: like I said, thanks for telling us you do a 82 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 1: little secret, Thank you for listening to the show, and 83 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 1: thank you. May God be with you. Try to do 84 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,160 Speaker 1: from this moment on, try to try to do better 85 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: things for people. Yeah, that's fine. You guys can repond 86 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 1: me all you want. I got a new Xbox. I'm 87 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: pretty happy with this. Wow, what's your dirty little secret.