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Speaker 1: Listener note, we recorded this episode before election day.

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Speaker 2: I approved this disclaimer.

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Speaker 1: Are leaving I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 1: time and a terminal engage.

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off.

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Speaker 1: Install you wanna welcome you back home?

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 3: Karen, Hello, my friend for Salo. You had a fender

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Speaker 3: bender I did. The great part about this story is

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Speaker 3: that it wasn't.

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Speaker 2: My fault, but it was or was not your fender.

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Speaker 4: It absolutely was my backfender and it was real loud,

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Speaker 4: quite a jolt, very very surprising, and it wasn't my fault.

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Speaker 1: That's all I care about.

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Speaker 2: Well, having been through this, I just have a few

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Speaker 2: legal questions. Okay, the person that it was a rear ending,

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Speaker 2: This person rear ended you, correct? They were uninsured, correct,

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Speaker 2: have you or do you plan on seeking retribution? No,

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Speaker 2: not vengeance. I was gonna say going to a doctor

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Speaker 2: and seeing no, okay, but are you going to get

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Speaker 2: your car fixed or are you just gonna.

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Speaker 1: Oh, did you look? There's literally three scratches. It's like

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Speaker 1: it's happened.

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Speaker 2: I've noticed, unless that puncture was already there. I just

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Speaker 2: thought if you wanted to get it fixed. My whole

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Speaker 2: point was going to be the lawyer after my rear

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Speaker 2: ending thing was like, you have to go to therapy,

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Speaker 2: physical therapy to build your case. The insurance is going

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Speaker 2: to want to see that you had to go seek

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Speaker 2: physical therapy. But if you aren't going to worry about it,

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Speaker 2: I'm not, and you're gonna then you're just you're just fine.

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Speaker 4: Then here's my thing. I'm pretty sure I'm fine at

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Speaker 4: this point. It's like coming up on twenty four hours.

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Speaker 4: I'm hoping to make it to forty eight without any

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Speaker 4: like bad news or you know, my entire neck locking

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Speaker 4: up or something terrible. But as I was saying to Boomer,

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Speaker 4: one of one of our many exactly right employees, I've

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Speaker 4: been inother car sins that were definitely worse and didn't have,

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Speaker 4: you know, aside from soreness and like needing to kind

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Speaker 4: of be careful and stretch and stuff. I'm hoping I

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Speaker 4: have the same results, but I'm just gonna like be

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Speaker 4: real careful and observant for.

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Speaker 1: Like another couple of days.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, But other than that, to watch a young girl's

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Speaker 4: probably in her twenties sobbing, like sitting on the sidewalk

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Speaker 4: sobbing because she is she basically it's like it seemed

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Speaker 4: like her life was over. Yeah, And that is how

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Speaker 4: people these days are living because no one can afford groceries.

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Speaker 4: Everybody's making probably a minimum wage or something in that area.

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Speaker 1: Like it's not a thing.

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Speaker 4: That if I needed to fix my car, it would

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Speaker 4: be for superficial reasons. And I don't care about shit

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Speaker 4: like that, So I'm probably not going to, Like I

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Speaker 4: wouldn't do it if I hit a pole as I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm not suddenly gonna make her pay. And

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Speaker 1: I know she was.

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Speaker 4: Scared shitless because it was like it happened right near

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Speaker 4: the police station all that stuff, and it's just like

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Speaker 4: it can't I'm it just doesn't matter to me in

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Speaker 4: that way, and I'm pretty sure that I'm fine. So

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Speaker 4: if I'm fine and I can tell everybody else, they're fine,

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Speaker 4: fucking God bless let's have Let's have more days like

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Speaker 4: that where people make mistakes and then everyone gets out

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Speaker 2: Right. I think my rack the car was when the

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Speaker 2: car was reached, the tow truck person was looking at

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Speaker 2: whoever was in that wreck did not make it.

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Speaker 1: So it was horrible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, someone going like forty five, so that was a

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Speaker 2: little different, I guess. But I did feel fine the

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Speaker 2: next day, and then afterwards I was like, my hip's hurt. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and we all know how that ended with a hip surgery.

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Speaker 1: But but you didn't. I mean, that must have been right,

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Speaker 1: pre existing conditions.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, totally it was. But as far as X Ray

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Speaker 2: told me, it was like, oh, your hips have been

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Speaker 2: wearing out forever, but they didn't bother me until after

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Speaker 2: that accident.

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Speaker 4: I mean, look, when you get when a car slams

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Speaker 4: me that doesn't have an effect.

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Speaker 2: Right. It's like a really bad chiropractor doing an adjustment

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Speaker 2: on you, and all your muscles.

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Speaker 4: Like I looked up and saw this truck screen like

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Speaker 4: locking up their brakes and screeching in. So I know

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Speaker 4: my whole body ten stuff like, you know, all those

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Speaker 4: things are concerned. But at the same time, it's like

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Speaker 4: that's also there's a lot of people being made to

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Speaker 4: live on the razor's edge in this country. It's not

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Speaker 4: fucking their fault.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, even the guy that rear ended me at Leave Town. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's like, well that changed everything. I guess my little

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Speaker 2: business I was going to start here isn't going to happen.

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Speaker 4: I mean, and I just have to say, when I

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Speaker 4: my dad likes to say, bouncing the car off of

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Speaker 4: every goddamn surface I could find, I had to leave

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Speaker 4: caused my mom was like pack your stuff, I'm coming

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Speaker 4: to get you tomorrow. Where It's like I suddenly lived

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Speaker 4: in Pedaluma, and so it was like, yeah, sometimes sometimes

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Speaker 4: stuff like that happens, and it's like a redirection because

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Speaker 4: that's what you're You're not supposed to be doing things

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Speaker 2: It's funny. Yeah, and you aren't apparently because you're now

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Speaker 2: very good driver. You're calm, you do all the right moves.

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Speaker 1: Right, aren't I so different? Also way nicer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never been in a rack, and I'm so

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Speaker 2: glad I'm not the one driving.

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Speaker 1: You just said you were in a wreck.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was just I was sitting at a

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Speaker 2: red light though. It was no. You know, like, I've

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Speaker 2: never caused any traffic issues.

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Speaker 1: Oh got you, got you.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure I've caused some issues. It's just not traffic, yes,

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Speaker 2: just nothing contactless. They were all contactless issues.

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Speaker 1: They were kind of more emotional vibes. Yes, you changed

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Speaker 1: the vibe. Yeah, really badly.

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Speaker 2: I've like changed the intersection like feeling that everyone was feeling.

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Speaker 4: Were you one of those people that like goes to

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Speaker 4: take a left in the center lane, but you don't

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Speaker 1: Over, so you just block traffic because you're the word.

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Speaker 2: No, I am someone that if anyone's in the car

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Speaker 2: with me, they're frustrated because I will go around the block.

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Speaker 2: If I don't see the opportunity to turn its presenting itself.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's okay, I'll just go around the block.

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Speaker 2: I'll go an extra mile because I didn't want to

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Speaker 4: That's really nice and it's very different than the person

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Speaker 4: who peed into that plastic container and put it on

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Speaker 4: that wall right there.

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Speaker 2: Oh and if they really shouldn't be it shouldn't be orange.

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Speaker 4: Like that, I mean, they need to drink more water immediately.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly what happened. That was a truck driver. That's

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Speaker 2: exactly at window length for a sixteen wheeler guy to

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Speaker 2: be like timed empty the toilet like Dave Matthews span

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Speaker 1: The one man toilet into.

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Speaker 2: The Oh and I don't want to know what's in

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Speaker 2: that plastic bag right below it.

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Speaker 1: It's just a note that says super sorry, but it's

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Speaker 1: wrapped up in a plastic bag. It's ali hat sorry.

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Speaker 2: I just had a lot of Vitamin B vitamins. It's

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Speaker 2: why it's orange like this, truly.

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Speaker 1: Like almost like a high sea orange that pee and carbonated.

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Speaker 2: Well, I just want to say I'm glad that you're fine.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I mean I am too.

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Speaker 4: It is really crazy, like having been in a lot

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Speaker 4: right after it happened, I had this surge of not

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Speaker 4: my fault, yay, not my fault, Like right, it's such

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Speaker 4: a relief when it's not your fault.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's like and you you can leave a

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's important. It's because I've costed so many, so

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Speaker 4: many And also they're just like, ugh, it's just I

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Speaker 4: felt bad for those guys because there, I don't think

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Speaker 4: there they could drive their car like there's I had

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Speaker 4: scratches on the back of this car, and their car

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Speaker 4: they were like, gonna have to get it toad.

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Speaker 1: Wow, just a bummer, just a huge bummer.

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Speaker 2: Uh oh, it's just chewing out as uh spit, spitting

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Speaker 2: out as chew Rather, what is that called?

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Speaker 1: I do that a full reversal.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I do it with words, but apparently I also

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Speaker 2: do it with sentences.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you know what it is, I think theoretically DYSLEXI.

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Speaker 2: I know you're going to say it.

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Speaker 1: No, I was going to say, long COVID. Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: what it is. I mean, I think there's a lot.

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Speaker 4: Of people who have I think COVID affected all of

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Speaker 4: our brains, all of our brains in a way that

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Speaker 4: we just don't know about.

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Speaker 2: Yet because our brains aren't working as well, so we

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Speaker 2: don't know anything.

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Speaker 1: Feels like it.

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Speaker 4: Maybe maybe that's true, and maybe I just want to

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Speaker 4: pull everyone into the menopausal nightmare that I have been

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Speaker 2: Oh oh well, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I mean it just sucks.

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Speaker 2: I do notice that my memory isn't as good. Oh,

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Speaker 2: but it's always with like names or something. Yeah, why

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Speaker 2: can't I think of Ed Harris?

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Speaker 1: That's who it was.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to think of Ed.

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Speaker 1: Harris the other day. He's I love him. Yeah, he's great,

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Speaker 1: He's one of the best. He was at a bar

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Speaker 1: one night.

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Speaker 4: He was at this bar, Fellini's, that we used to

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Speaker 4: go to every night in the nineties, and we got

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Speaker 4: there like right after our comedy show end.

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Speaker 1: Didn't you ever go to Fillini's? So that that was

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Speaker 1: before your time?

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Speaker 2: The filmmaker it's the bar based on his.

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Speaker 1: Film, based on his phone.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and uh so it was like I haven't

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Speaker 4: nine thirty it's closed now. But we get there and

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Speaker 4: everyone's like, you know, friends with the bartenders and Da

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Speaker 4: over and I'm like, that's fucking ed Harris at the

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Speaker 4: end of the bar. And he was like at the

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Speaker 4: he stayed because I was like, this guy's gonna jump

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Speaker 2: What do you feel that way though, when you, oh,

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Speaker 1: Yes, I totally understand that.

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Speaker 2: It's it's what it's I wanted you to reiterate because

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Speaker 4: I feel like, I know I've been very vague about

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Speaker 1: I'm for sure voting.

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Speaker 4: For the first female president, the first female black president.

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Speaker 4: Like everything about Kamala Harris's a future presidency is what

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Speaker 4: One of them is about fixing fucking price gouging these

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Speaker 2: How many mush marshmallow shapes or mushroom shapes? Is there

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's really gotten ridiculous, especially fast food. It's like, oh,

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Speaker 4: Just that idea of like that is that's a real

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they just aren't taking life seriously. I can't figure

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Speaker 4: But then can't you admit that the people that are

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Speaker 2: It's interesting to think that it's that paranoia about the

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Speaker 2: It's seeping into my own actual my brain that should

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Speaker 1: Well, because twenty twenty we were all that was insane.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that guy very well. I saw him

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Speaker 1: You did it it still, I did do it. At

442
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Speaker 1: this partially counts.

443
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Speaker 2: Yea thank you. Yeah, I do a goode.

444
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Speaker 1: I like the I like oldies.

445
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 2: They're goodies.

446
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 1: I mean, they're okay, but they need to wear better glasses.

447
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that actually sounds like the kind of thing I

448
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 4: would do because I just am very indignantly not wearing

449
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 4: my glasses.

450
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 2: This guy, more than anything, Yeah, was just not paying attention.

451
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 2: And I could see I could relate to what he

452
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 2: is about to do because the mailbox was right there.

453
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 2: But today at the ballot I was like kept looking

454
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Speaker 2: because it was right next to because the drop off

455
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 2: place was a library. It was right next to a

456
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Speaker 2: book depository. Oh yeah, and I want to know how

457
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 2: many ballots are in that book. Ha, Like I'm being

458
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 2: paranoid because of this the news that other people are

459
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 2: talking about. Where I roll my eyes, but then it's

460
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 2: seeped into my brain.

461
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Speaker 4: Well, can I say something I heard John Lovett say

462
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 4: on the.

463
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Speaker 1: The Crooked Media Guy. Yeah you has love it or

464
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 1: leave it?

465
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's his podcast, and he was saying Trump is

466
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 4: actually making these weird insinuations that they have a little

467
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 4: surprise for everybody. He was saying that, and he I

468
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 4: don't like that, No, it's very scary. But he's like,

469
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,439
Speaker 4: so what we do to make sure that there's no

470
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 4: surprise possible is we have to win.

471
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: Democrats have to win the House so that Hakeem.

472
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 4: Jeffries is the speaker because if Mike Johnson's the speaker.

473
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 4: He's going to be the one that says, oh, this

474
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 4: she won by a landslide, and yet I'm not going

475
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 4: to validate it. And these people are like, it's we're

476
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 4: at that point where they're just overt cheaters and psychos.

477
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 4: So we have to win the house. So now the

478
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 4: but everybody's like everybody who cares and wants it wants

479
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 4: Kamala Harris to be the president. Now we have to

480
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 4: focus on these house races that that are down to

481
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,439
Speaker 4: like hundreds of votes in certain areas and just have

482
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,360
Speaker 4: to focus on that.

483
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 2: And I've heard that, I've heard that I think that

484
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,959
Speaker 2: the secret isn't a secret anymore, and hopefully that is

485
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 2: the secret. Yeah, but now I'm paranoid and I'm like,

486
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 2: what if it's a different secret.

487
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 1: I mean, he could have multiple secrets for sure.

488
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 2: Oh we know heyes so many dirty little secrets.

489
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: He's an insane rapist and that's no secret.

490
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 2: It is not imagine the things that are a secret.

491
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Speaker 1: Republican courts have actually confirmed that fact. It is not gossip.

492
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 1: I'm not being a bitch.

493
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,719
Speaker 2: Can you I don't think you are either? Explain to

494
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 2: me what the electoral college. Is I know this question.

495
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 2: It sounds like pretend I'm an alien and I just

496
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 2: got lower down gelatinous and I rolled down a conveyor

497
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 2: belt ramp.

498
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Speaker 4: I mean this is I am truly the last person

499
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 4: you should to ask. But from what I understand, instead

500
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 4: of states being having the votes represented by how many

501
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 4: people live there and vote there, there was this kind

502
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 4: of system set up where like these guys get this

503
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,479
Speaker 4: many numbers, and these guys get this many numbers, and

504
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 4: it's completely based on old politicking, and it is it

505
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 4: needs to be done away with in its entirety so

506
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 4: that when like say, for example, people in Wyoming vote

507
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 4: and there's only fourteen thousand and.

508
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 2: You know what I mean they have or Montana, where

509
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 2: I'm from, Yeah, we get too. Yeah, it's the same,

510
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 2: it's worth the same as California, which has so many

511
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 2: more people.

512
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

513
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 4: So it should be based on what the what the

514
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 4: public and the populations of people actually want, as opposed

515
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 4: to these weird systems that got set up that actually

516
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 4: are just systems that are basically set to scam.

517
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: Right, But that but it.

518
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 2: Seems like there's not of right, not a lot of

519
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 2: Republican people that hate the electoral college.

520
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: No, because it gives they are in the minority.

521
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,439
Speaker 4: It gives them this advantage and it makes them believe

522
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 4: that they are not where it's they're like, well, we

523
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 4: got this so this is a red state, this is

524
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 4: a blue state. And it's like, actually, if you this

525
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 4: is not a fact. But I'm here's an example of

526
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 4: what they could say. Is that, like, if you based

527
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 4: it on the amount of votes that got counted in

528
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 4: West Virginia, probably probably not, but I'm just saying a

529
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 4: state the electoral college is like this counts as you know,

530
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 4: this many, but actually the amount of votes from pure

531
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 4: population is not that.

532
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 1: It's like.

533
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 2: These guys, yeah, they're they're having a real film in Louise.

534
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 2: They're about to grant class hands and go off a cliff.

535
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: There was they were driving the filma in Louise car. Yeah,

536
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: and they looked like a hipsters with beer.

537
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 2: Their hair was very well done, if I'm not mistaken.

538
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 2: The passenger was comedian nick Yusif and his hair has

539
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 2: never looked better. I just my whole life. I've heard

540
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 2: my parents and other Democrats I know complain about a

541
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 2: well if it weren't for the electoral college. But people

542
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 2: are talking about trying to get rid of it.

543
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think they've been think I signed the thing

544
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 4: they've been trying for a while. It feels like the

545
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 4: heater in my car is on I mean seat, oh, the.

546
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 1: Seed heater my sea.

547
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 2: I for instance, I often say, without trying to be funny,

548
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 2: heat seedar. And that's one of the better examples. There

549
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 2: has to be a word for Chambele's conkie soup. There

550
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 2: has to be a word for people that do that.

551
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet there is.

552
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to learn it because I have it,

553
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 2: and I'm assuming. I'm assuming now it's a disease. It is,

554
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 2: But I have that means like COVID when I was

555
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 2: like ten, because I've been doing this forever.

556
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: You got it first I did.

557
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 2: I did it was the for I was patient zero.

558
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 4: Let me just circle back and say that I should

559
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 4: have never even tried to start explaining the electoral college

560
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 4: to you because I don't technically know what it is.

561
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 4: So why would I pretend I don't know what's wrong

562
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 4: with me?

563
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 2: Because you know you're talking to me, and I you

564
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 2: probably you know more than me. I just wanted to

565
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 2: hear what I kind of already knew. But it's vague

566
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 2: to everyone. I think that's the point.

567
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,479
Speaker 1: It's kind of vague, but it is, you know it

568
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: because it is this Oh my god that BMW.

569
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 2: What about it?

570
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: It was just like, oh, yeah, it's just hanging out

571
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: in front of people and let go and it's like stop.

572
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: Everyone needs to stop driving, like their thing is more important.

573
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

574
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 5: I think it might be called Spoonerism.

575
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: I was just looking it up. Oh, nice, a spoonerism.

576
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 2: Spoonerism. I think you're right. That does sound and familiar

577
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 2: on a lie.

578
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 4: Is it because that's a character from a Dickens book

579
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 4: and that's missus Spooner.

580
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Oh wow. No.

581
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 5: It says that it was coined after William Archibald Spooner,

582
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 5: who was a clergyman of a New College of a

583
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 5: New College of Oxford University, dean and professor. So he

584
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 5: was I guess he was known for doing that, swapping

585
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 5: parts of different words with each other.

586
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 2: Oh, maybe Dickens was referencing him. I just like saying Dickens,

587
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 2: especially around the holiday.

588
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: It is fun.

589
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 2: It is a good time. I saw a giant truck

590
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 2: today with a huge Yeah it was adorable. No, it

591
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 2: was one of those jacked up ones where you're confronted

592
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 2: by what what kind of a person in this There

593
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 2: was tinted windows, big old truck, giant American flag, What

594
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 2: are they up to? But then they had a they

595
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 2: had a Trump sticker. No, yeah, so there you don't

596
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 2: see a lot of uh lefty patriots flapping the flag

597
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 2: because it is weird for all of the American flag,

598
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 2: especially when it's giant and flapping not at a school

599
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,479
Speaker 2: or a federal building, but on a truck. You assume

600
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 2: a lot about that price.

601
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: Yes, what they say safe? Yeah, well not anymore. Though.

602
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 4: I think your point is correct that it's it feels

603
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 4: like it's changing and people are trying to take it back,

604
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 4: because that makes more sense that a person who's fucked

605
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 4: Trump would be pro America, because Trump is very anti American.

606
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe they got that sticker and they're like, finally,

607
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,479
Speaker 2: now I can use that giant flag.

608
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

609
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 2: I bought that mount for the back of my truck.

610
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: Finally. Yeah, my liberal I was a Bernie bro Ya

611
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: just wanted this was.

612
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 2: Like a Bernie bro I am doing stand up tonight

613
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking of wearing my costume.

614
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 1: Is that a fire up ahead? It looks like one.

615
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 2: Let's be the first one there? Boo her father. It's okay.

616
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 2: Her father was a fireman, and I have a brother

617
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 2: in law and a nephew. There are fire, There is flames.

618
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 2: I see it.

619
00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: Do you really?

620
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a real fire. Maybe that isn't a flame.

621
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 2: I think it's a golden statue on a building, but

622
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: a light hit it in a certain way.

623
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: It could be Universal Studios doing something.

624
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 2: Or we're about to drive towards it's it's a smoke

625
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 2: machine and we're about to go to a pumpkin patch.

626
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 2: They're so fun to stumble upon accidentally.

627
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: Have you been to one this season?

628
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 2: I haven't. I haven't. I forgot about pumpkins being part

629
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 2: of Halloween. Yeah, it just didn't think a carving one.

630
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 2: I didn't think of buying one and letting it rot

631
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,719
Speaker 2: on my on my porch and getting rid of it

632
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 2: in late November.

633
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: Yep.

634
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 2: I do have a joke. Do you mind if we

635
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 2: do a little joke workshopping?

636
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: That'd be great.

637
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 2: I do have a because I only do it during Halloween.

638
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 2: But it's a I used to have a black cat,

639
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,479
Speaker 2: and this real situation of the cat was meowing at

640
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 2: my jack o' lantern as if to say, hey, why

641
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 2: don't you clean this up? It's rotten and sagging, and

642
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, kittie, fine, and it all unravels into

643
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 2: this perfect Hallmark Halloween greeting card moment. Because this really happened.

644
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 2: I grabbed the pumpkin and went to pick it up,

645
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: and it ripped in half, and inside was a rat

646
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 2: that was so cute and kind of hissed, and the

647
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 2: cat right fully arched his back. This was all so

648
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 2: I'm seeing a classic arched black cat and a rat,

649
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 2: and then I add more to it, including than I

650
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 2: looked up and there's a full moon, and then a

651
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 2: witch stopped right in front of it, perfectly silhouetted. What

652
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 2: can I have that witch say? I've never known. I

653
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 2: always wanted to be something about astrology, like you're such

654
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 2: a pissis type of yeah, or something about you were

655
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 2: born this type of year. I'm asking for information about

656
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 2: anything about because I'll just say retrograde again. That's why

657
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 2: you procrastinate. Something the witch can say to me the

658
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 2: way I'm an aquarius.

659
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: The witch could say, hey, you cheap ask give out

660
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: full sized candy bars? Would it kill you to give

661
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: out full size kids? And then going and fly off,

662
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 1: Or she could be like, you do know they killed

663
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: a bunch of us, right, right, right?

664
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 2: Maybe the Witch should bring up Salem.

665
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 4: I'm kind of going off topic because I can't think

666
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 4: of what you are actually asking.

667
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 2: It's very hard. Yes, and I knew when I was

668
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 2: going into it, like with a lot of my stories,

669
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 2: that it was gonna end either without a payoff or

670
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 2: just confusing, and that one was just it was confusing.

671
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 4: I mean, it's I got the assignment. I just I

672
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 4: don't know. I think I might need I feel the pressure. Yeah,

673
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 4: oh god, it would be cool to just immediately have

674
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 4: this answer.

675
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: That's all I can think about.

676
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 2: Sometimes riding along with me is like being in a

677
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 2: stressful writer's room.

678
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: Like taking the SATs again.

679
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, long division it is. I just yeah, I

680
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 2: will just list all of the things that happened and

681
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 2: then have the Witch say something about my personality is

682
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 2: because I was I'm an aquarius.

683
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 1: Although is that why because.

684
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 2: Because I procrastinate?

685
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: No? No, no, Why would the Witch be saying that?

686
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,399
Speaker 2: Because she kind of parked in front of the moon,

687
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,280
Speaker 2: and that's the last image I have in this greeting

688
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 2: card situation. So I feel like the witch should say

689
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 2: something to me. Oh it also lets people know that

690
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 2: that part absolutely didn't happen.

691
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, right right.

692
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 2: This is also a joke that's only gotten a chuckle

693
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 2: every October.

694
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have you overwritten it? Does it take

695
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 1: too long to get to Oh?

696
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 2: Like most of my jokes, yes, yeah, yeah, I gotta

697
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 2: trim the fat.

698
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: I like that she parked in front of the moon.

699
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: That's pretty funny.

700
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, from them, she made me have a kickstand on

701
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 2: her broom.

702
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: She could have a kickstand. Then she says, meet me

703
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: at party City, and you just kind of do a commercial.

704
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, perfect. I'll come up with a jingle

705
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 2: that includes the phone number to party City.

706
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: What could it be?

707
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 2: Oh the jingle?

708
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I guess Pararty City, Party City.

709
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,720
Speaker 2: It's just a phone call away party City.

710
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: Why are you calling here? We don't have a landline.

711
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 2: I just wanted to know if you had any balloons,

712
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 2: That's what I'll ask. It is all part of the ad.

713
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: What could the witch say put that pumpkin down or

714
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: that's not funny, right, yeah, I do like it.

715
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 2: You know, they killed a lot of us in Salem.

716
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: But you're screaming about a rat, right something like that.

717
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and you're worried about a rat. What about me?

718
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 2: I you know what, I'm just not going to do

719
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:02,839
Speaker 2: that joke.

720
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: Oh well, I wish I could have held.

721
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 2: No, it's I'm sorry that I sprung this assignment on you.

722
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,919
Speaker 4: I mean it is fun to do kind of a

723
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 4: you know, like a free verse writing assignment.

724
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 2: Well, last time, when I was going to do my

725
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: sketch where I get electrocuted and then uh wait I

726
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 2: have someone says my purse was stolen, it worked very well,

727
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 2: by the way.

728
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: Oh good, yeah, wait did I do that?

729
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,280
Speaker 2: And Annalis had at the end, maybe in the purse

730
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 2: is an anecdote and an anecdote for the.

731
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: Poison Oh yeah, oh that's right.

732
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the person who's purse got stolen was actually

733
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 2: trying to kill me or it was poisoned.

734
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 4: And you're telling you're telling us that our participation in

735
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 4: that joke kind of that was make it was the make.

736
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 2: It, thank you break It was a successful writing session.

737
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 4: Okay, that's great to hear yes, Now I'd like to pitch,

738
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 4: do some pitching the witch.

739
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 2: Okay, what if.

740
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 4: The Witch parks in front of the moon and then

741
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 4: you look look up and then she looks down at you.

742
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: And goes, I have diabetes. Just stop it.

743
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 2: Oh okay, No, So the Witch is like Wilford Brimley.

744
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 1: It's like a Wilford Brimley. But it's kind of pointing

745
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 1: to candy.

746
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 2: Oh, because of candy.

747
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: Because of candy.

748
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 2: Okay, I think this is good. Now, these are all things.

749
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just put it in a bag and mix

750
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 2: it up and see what sticks.

751
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: I got another one.

752
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 2: Okay.

753
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 4: The Witch parks her broom, stops, looks down at you,

754
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 4: and says, make America great again.

755
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 2: Okay. It so it's more political. It turns it into

756
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 2: a political joke. I mean you're super political comedian. Yes, yes,

757
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 2: I pushed a lot of buttons. I split a lot

758
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:47,280
Speaker 2: of rooms.

759
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 4: I feel like Halloween is the one non political night. Yeah,

760
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 4: but people can just really be themselves and put all

761
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 4: that aside.

762
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 2: I feel bad that we I even had all these

763
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 2: political questions so close to Halloween.

764
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: I feel bad that I basically alienated the many, many

765
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 1: Trump voters who love this podcast.

766
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 2: There there probably are some, but I assume that if

767
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 2: they listen to this podcast, they might be just regular

768
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 2: old Republicans. O l e.

769
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 4: What if we have old literally like eighty five podcast

770
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 4: a lot of old listeners?

771
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 1: What zello, I've never seen that before.

772
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a little confused. Oh we ran into a tree.

773
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 1: Oh whoops in the other lane.

774
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 2: I oh't know. I'll think about something with the witch.

775
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:41,399
Speaker 2: Here's the second workshop assignment tonight. I'm doing a hot

776
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 2: tub and I'm gonna wear my costume and it is

777
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 2: I'll show you a video after, but it's just me

778
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 2: in a bin with fake legs, and then a giant

779
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 2: guy that I made is carrying the bin. Oh, my

780
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,720
Speaker 2: real legs are his legs. It's a lot like Elvis

781
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 2: on the toilet. But it's right, a guy carrying me

782
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 2: around and it looks hilarious. It really looks like I'm

783
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 2: in this bin, okay, And the guy is very scary.

784
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,919
Speaker 2: And I ordered these doll eyes and put them in

785
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 2: this mask that's on this dirofoam head. So it's very

786
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 2: sinister looking. But if I do stand up, should I

787
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 2: just not address the costume?

788
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: You?

789
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 2: No? Should I say? I have a new manager and

790
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 2: he's here to watch my set.

791
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 4: I think it's this is my so that you're directly

792
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 4: making sure the audience understands.

793
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 2: Right.

794
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 4: Oh, guys, sorry, this is my new manager. He's here

795
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 4: to watch my set.

796
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. That's the thing that I always do. I think

797
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 2: I'm not going to address something, and then I have to.

798
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 2: I have to, you know how, I like to just

799
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 2: blurt the truth. I will end up just talking about

800
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 2: how it's my cost.

801
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 4: If you say the manager line, which is really funny,

802
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 4: then you can go. You know, I had to get

803
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 4: new representation. I'm just tired of being put.

804
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: In a box. Right.

805
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:04,240
Speaker 2: Oh, A series of puns, of course, will occur, right,

806
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 2: even you already had that plan. I did have some

807
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: thoughts on it, but yeah, let's hear I have not

808
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 2: come up with them. Actually, the box one was the

809
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 2: one I thought.

810
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: Did you Yes, Well, I mean it's pretty obvious.

811
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 2: You said the phrase correctly, okay, yeah, and I was

812
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 2: I was going to say it wrong until you said it.

813
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 4: Thanks you really being nice about the fact that I

814
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 4: can't think of a witch joke, and I appreciate it.

815
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 2: It's okay, I don't leave it up. It First of all,

816
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 2: it doesn't make sense. It's hard to describe a joke

817
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,760
Speaker 2: without actually telling it. But I'm not going to actually

818
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 2: tell it, because that's the worst thing a comedian can

819
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 2: do conversationally.

820
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: Is tell a joke.

821
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why if you're on morning radio, they'll call

822
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,439
Speaker 2: you out on it. Wait, was that from your act? Yeah,

823
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 2: I'm here to promote my stand up. You dip, you

824
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 2: dip shit, and then i'd spill their coffee.

825
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: What if the witch? M h.

826
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 2: I did want it to be something about the moon

827
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 2: and me being an aquarius, so maybe I can just

828
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 2: look that up.

829
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I mean I.

830
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 2: Feel like, no, I could do this slum which I

831
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 2: could do the Amanic America Great Again thing.

832
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 4: No, don't, please, don't do my jokes out of pity.

833
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 4: That's the worst kind of comedy, a pity for your

834
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 4: podcast co hosts.

835
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: Comedy.

836
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,800
Speaker 4: None of what I'm saying even makes sense about the witch,

837
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 4: So it's not like I solved it for you.

838
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 2: I forgot to mention that the rat was still wearing

839
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 2: the top of the jack lantern, the top of the

840
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 2: pumpkin like a little top hat, and he kind of

841
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 2: pulls it off and goes and tips his hat. That's

842
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 2: kind of a cute. That's what you can see in

843
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 2: a greeting car.

844
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: That is very cute.

845
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 2: When describing the situation, I'm good at making it look

846
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 2: like an illustration.

847
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,720
Speaker 1: I've got it, but it falls flat with the witch.

848
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: Are you ready?

849
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 2: What does she say?

850
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: She pulls up in front of the moon and goes raps.

851
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 2: Well, it did just make me laugh. It did just

852
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 2: make me laugh.

853
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: That's because it was my seventh try, and it's getting

854
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: more pathetic as I go.

855
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 2: I think I'll just yes, I'll look up something and

856
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 2: it would be funny if the if it's something I

857
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 2: hear all the time about aquariuses, I don't usually listen,

858
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 2: but there's something about Oh that's what I was initially asking, Yeah,

859
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 2: what is that about Aquarius people?

860
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 4: Aquariuses people don't like they're well it's not I mean,

861
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 4: I don't know about that, but they're they're kind of

862
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 4: weird to themselves already. They're independent freethinkers. They're kind of

863
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 4: rebels in that way.

864
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 2: Are they bad in relationships?

865
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 4: Depends I think on what who the other sign is

866
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 4: of the really right?

867
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 2: That's the thing I'm not willing to chart that I wouldn't. Yeah,

868
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 2: it's uh. It always seems like when I tell people

869
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 2: I'm an aquarius, it usually seems like it's bad news.

870
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 2: What if you so I had disdain.

871
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,840
Speaker 4: For I mean, but then there's some people are like,

872
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 4: oh my god, that aquerus is What if you what

873
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 4: if the witch pulls up parks in front of the moon,

874
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 4: You look up and then she goes smash or pass?

875
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.

876
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: What if she says something trendy? What if she says.

877
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 4: Slay queen, something that's happening in the in the parlance

878
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 4: of today.

879
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,320
Speaker 2: You know, I don't have I don't have enough current

880
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 2: like lex lexicon, lexapro, lexipro. I need to Maybe I

881
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 2: could ask her for uh, to renew my prescription for lexapro.

882
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 4: She pulls up and says, mm hmm, Chris, have you

883
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 4: been microdosing right or macro dosing because you are on drugs?

884
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 2: Ohay, okay, and I will use that exact delivery.

885
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: This feels a little bit like having to write a

886
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 1: sketch with a fifth.

887
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 4: Grader and I am and I realize I'm that fifth grader.

888
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 2: No, I'm We're in the same class. Oh okay, yeah,

889
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 2: in that assignment, we both rather be at resets right now.

890
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm just staring out the window but saying whatever.

891
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:24,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just gonna have the witch say something that

892
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 2: you hear a lot from people that are do tarot cards.

893
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,479
Speaker 2: Or maybe she pulls out tarot cards and says, hey,

894
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 2: here's here's the death card. Don't worry, it's not a

895
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 2: bad thing.

896
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 4: What if she pulls up and says, smash that like button.

897
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 4: Do you see that guy wearing boxes on his head?

898
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 4: There was a guy literally wearing boxes on his head

899
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 4: and carrying boxes.

900
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 2: Really for real? Was it part of a costume or

901
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 2: he was just.

902
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 4: Kind of trying to entertain himself as he walked down

903
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 4: the street.

904
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 2: He was balancing the boxes.

905
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: No, he it was fully on, kind of robot style

906
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: on his face.

907
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 2: Well, I've done that before. I'm known to wear boxes.

908
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: Boxes or briefs. See, I did that just fine.

909
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:10,439
Speaker 2: It was great.

910
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 1: It was fine because you didn't assign it to me.

911
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 2: I know, well it fixed the meeting.

912
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 1: Wait, is that guy on the corner wearing a mask?

913
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 2: No, it appears that there's just a receipt or a

914
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 2: piece of paper crumpled up as like a Clydesdale Horse

915
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 2: Blinder first.

916
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:34,280
Speaker 1: Because because they don't like walking down the street. I agree.

917
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 2: The guy's tired of anything peripheral, so he puts some

918
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 2: trash in his hat.

919
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 4: I'm tired of looking over there, that guy is saying

920
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 4: to himself.

921
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's look at her good Halloween shirt. That's

922
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 1: pretty good.

923
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 2: We should tell her she's talking now she's got a

924
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 2: we like your shirt that I noticed.

925
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: There's a witch on your shirt?

926
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 2: What should she what should she say?

927
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: What if it's my broom's out again? You're just going

928
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: to pitch through it.

929
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 2: You get somewhere That might be the winner. I stopped

930
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 2: in from and said, Oh, my broom's out of gas.

931
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 2: I love the idea of a broom needing gas.

932
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 1: It's pretty good.

933
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 2: See now you're writing for the host of our fifth

934
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 2: grade show that doesn't exist.

935
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: I finally I get to have a say from my

936
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: fifth grade position.

937
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: And that'll get the half chuckle that I need to

938
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 2: continue to tell this joke in twenty twenty five.

939
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 1: I feel like the witch should acknowledge the weirdness of

940
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: you just continuing to build the scene. Right, What if

941
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: I think I have it? The witch pulls up parks

942
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,720
Speaker 1: in front of the moon and goes and scene. Okay, okay,

943
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: you're just saying that. Do you want me to stop pitching? No,

944
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm not going to.

945
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 2: I say, okay, okay when I'm seriously thinking about something, yeah.

946
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: Okay, about something being just okay.

947
00:47:54,800 --> 00:48:02,839
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, great, good, good game. I'm something else.

948
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 2: I'm open to it.

949
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: Cowboys, Oh yeah, that was that was actual h That.

950
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 2: Was actual costumes. That was We're non cowboy.

951
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 4: Part of town, which pulls up in front of the

952
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 4: move and says, uh, Wicked playing now at your local theater, which.

953
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 2: I which, by the way, I really want to see.

954
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: Do you know that at the beginning I saw this

955
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: on TikTok At the beginning of Wicked, there is a

956
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: card that goes up that says, nobody wants to hear

957
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 1: you singing. Sorry, that's no.

958
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 2: It was the I mean that person shouldn't be at

959
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,439
Speaker 2: a full forty five degree angle.

960
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 1: He pulled. He pulled so far into his line, he

961
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: was coming into art.

962
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 2: It was okay, it was your reaction was okay, okay.

963
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 2: What he was doing was not open, was not That's

964
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 2: why I'm on your side.

965
00:48:59,040 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate.

966
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 4: You've been on my side since the bad pitch has started,

967
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 4: and you're continuing through me, putting you into physical danger.

968
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 2: So what did the cards say at the beginning of Wicked?

969
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 1: The movie? Basically, do not sing along with this movie.

970
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 1: No one wants to hear it.

971
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 2: That's great.

972
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: Finally, now they need to figure out a way to

973
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: put that in front of concerts and live shows. Yeah,

974
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: it's crazy the way people do that these days.

975
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 2: You know What's I'm going to go see? And I'm

976
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 2: not doing it jokingly. There is a musical, Back to

977
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 2: the Future Musical, and I really want to see it.

978
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 2: Not because that's a movie that helped form my personality

979
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 2: and got me started with skateboarding, but because I imagine,

980
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 2: much like Ghosts of the Musical, which I did go

981
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 2: to as a joke, right, what's blown away by the

982
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 2: practical stage effects projecting images on a mesh screen. I

983
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 2: was blown away. So the Back to the Future version,

984
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 2: I there's gonna be flames behind the DeLorean, there's gonna

985
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 2: be a DeLorean.

986
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 1: There's gonna be a real tree he falls out of.

987
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 2: There is so many special effects in that movie that

988
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 2: we're groundbreaking. I really want to see what they do

989
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 2: for a live stage.

990
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 4: And you're right, I think like, because it's like a

991
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 4: feature film that they had to buy the rights to,

992
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 4: there must be a big budget, yeah that they're like, oh,

993
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 4: yeah this, people will come to this.

994
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 1: You gotta go, you got to invest. Yes, people will come.

995
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 2: And it is a musical. So I'm of course not

996
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 2: going for uh you know, sce scenes from that movie

997
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:39,399
Speaker 2: that I always felt like should have been a song

998
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 2: like what uh no I did there? I do not

999
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 2: want to hear that. I'm actually gonna plug my ear

1000
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 2: unless it's Lewis in the news. I ain't listening to

1001
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 2: the music. Oh, I just want to see the visuals. Okay,

1002
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 2: I'm going for the visuals of this music.

1003
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 1: My hands disappearing something like that. Yes, that's what you

1004
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: do want to hear.

1005
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 2: I only partially see my brother in this photo.

1006
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 1: I didn't like him anyway, Doc, where are you? I

1007
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: have to get to school.

1008
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 2: Look a guitar ramp. I guess I'll play a tool.

1009
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 2: The tool is made for music, and I'd like to

1010
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 2: pluck the strings. Watch me dance, Watch me dance, watch

1011
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 2: me dance and sing? Yes, Hey, how's that? It was

1012
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,760
Speaker 2: fucking great. Thanks. I hope I don't get sued.

1013
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: You can't because that was your original creation.

1014
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:33,760
Speaker 2: Jim clear it I've invented at skateboard because it's nineteen

1015
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 2: fifty five.

1016
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: Look out, guys, here's a truck full of poop. When

1017
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:44,919
Speaker 1: at any time did they carry around that much manure? Never? Never?

1018
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 2: Never? And it wasn't real poop, by the way.

1019
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,280
Speaker 1: Oh good to know. Yeah, it was all oreos.

1020
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:58,359
Speaker 2: I uh. The speaking of musical comedy, who's the guy

1021
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 2: that played Biff? He's a comp to Tom Tom.

1022
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen this song you're about to talk about,

1023
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: and I love it.

1024
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 2: You know he does guitar comedy. I know he's and

1025
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 2: he does have a song where he sings about all

1026
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 2: the questions people ask, I know regarding you.

1027
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: That's what you know.

1028
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about. I thought you were

1029
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 2: just saying, yes, I know there's a guy named Tom. Yes,

1030
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 2: I know he does guitar comedy. No, yes, I know

1031
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 2: Tom Wilson.

1032
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 1: It's such a funny song.

1033
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 2: Here's something you might not know. He is a great

1034
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 2: like pop artist. He paints old toys photo realistically and

1035
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,280
Speaker 2: he's a very good painter.

1036
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,320
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that and I will give you that.

1037
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you. Go to Tom Wilson art dot com.

1038
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 2: I think which is true?

1039
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: Which is true? It could be true?

1040
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:02,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, that's I'm very excited.

1041
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: I love that song. It's so funny and the way

1042
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: he does it is so funny.

1043
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't remember, and I'm you know, I'm not

1044
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 2: gonna sing it. But it is a list of questions

1045
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 2: people ask you. Yeah, yeah, it's so funny. One of

1046
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,839
Speaker 2: them is that real poop, which is why I brought

1047
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 2: it up, because it's part of the song and it's

1048
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 2: a dumb question.

1049
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: I feel like that video actually went viral because that

1050
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: song is so good. So I bet you, like a

1051
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 1: lot of people know what we're talking about.

1052
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right.

1053
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,879
Speaker 1: It's just such a good, little succinct clip, like two

1054
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: minute comedy clip.

1055
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. I gotta come up with more of those.

1056
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,319
Speaker 1: Well when I nail this witch line?

1057
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, which, which, so I should probably bring a camera tonight.

1058
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 2: You think it's ready to be recorded for sure, for

1059
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 2: all time and permanently placed on the internet.

1060
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:53,800
Speaker 1: Seems like it.

1061
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 4: What if the witch pulls up parks in front of

1062
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 4: the moon and goes, hey, wrap it up. Oh, right,

1063
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 4: talking about the whole story you've been telling you, Yeah,

1064
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 4: what if.

1065
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 2: The witch just gives me the light?

1066
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, instead of a line, that's what you say, what

1067
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: if and the light is the moon?

1068
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 2: I have the house and the house being outdoors at

1069
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 2: Permanent records. Okay, do a spotlight on my face, and

1070
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 2: suddenly we're like, oh, that is the moon. This is amazing.

1071
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 1: People think the real moonas come to the show, right.

1072
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the one that plays piano from the

1073
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,360
Speaker 2: McDonald's plans.

1074
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 1: That guy, Yes, truly a real talent on the level

1075
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: with Tom Wilson.

1076
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 2: Yes, I believe it is Wilson a relation to any

1077
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 2: of the Beach Boys.

1078
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 4: As far as I know, as far as I know,

1079
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 4: as far as you know. Wait a second, is that

1080
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 4: the same guy that was in mind Hunter? Did you

1081
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 4: ever watch mind Hunter? The Story the True Story of

1082
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 4: the FBI guys.

1083
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 1: That Yes, Yes, it's great.

1084
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 2: The Tom Wilson looking guy that's in it. Oh that's

1085
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:01,760
Speaker 2: not Tom, no, no, but he it's got a similar.

1086
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 4: Cut of jib, Yes, similar cut of jib crew cut.

1087
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 4: And also also an actor that's been around for a while.

1088
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 2: That's one of those shows where you're like, oh, they'll

1089
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 2: continue with this, right, it's wildly popular. Why not?

1090
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 1: Nope, No, we're done two seasons.

1091
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 4: And then everyone's like, ooh, the season three is going

1092
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 4: to be incredible, and they're like, nope, we don't see

1093
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 4: the value in making that.

1094
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 1: Well, you're fools.

1095
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 2: Oh look this guy is coming to pick up his

1096
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 2: jug of p No, now this is mine. Chips it up,

1097
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 2: pretending you.

1098
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 1: Don't see it mine. Okay.

1099
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 4: There was a thing I saw on TikTok that was

1100
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 4: kind of amazing. It was a guy saying I need

1101
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 4: to solve a mystery in my neighborhood. There was an

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00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 4: electrical box, so you know, like the free standing shild box,

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00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 4: and somebody had been putting individual like orange juice containers

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00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 4: of pea on top of it, and there was like

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00:55:55,719 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 4: twelve and then they would disappear and then they'd start again,

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00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 4: and this guy was like, how is this happening?

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00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: He would drive by and see it over like months

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00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,919
Speaker 1: at a time. So he started to make this video

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00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: of like, I don't know, I don't know what to like.

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00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: This is so gross and I'm not sure how they're

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00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 1: getting here and I'm not sure how they're going away,

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00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: but I want to solve this mystery, and of course

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00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 1: he solves the mystery of them going away where it's

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00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,919
Speaker 1: the city coming and having to dispose of them, which

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00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: is disgusting, and then he set up like a hidden

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00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 1: camera to see if he could catch the person who

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00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 1: was putting them on top of the box.

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00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 2: It sounds like Christian Duguet's Valley Heat podcast, Yes, something

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00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,800
Speaker 2: that he would be reporting.

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Speaker 1: It's so crazy, and I didn't get to see like

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00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: how it resolved.

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00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 2: It's funny because because you just said, people are going

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00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 2: to probably know what we're talking about, because I do.

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00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 2: I watched the first few seconds of that and then

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Speaker 2: I just cry a watching it because I was like,

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00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 2: I'm not in a Jars of Pea mood right now,

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00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,359
Speaker 2: and so I don't know how it ended.

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00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I thought they tried to trick me into

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00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: going to there, but I'm going over here. Oh but

1130
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 1: they did. Oh, they did trick you, And I have

1131
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: to go back out.

1132
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 2: Do you want me to get out and move that cone? No.

1133
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 2: I brought a Neon orange vest.

1134
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: Just in chase. Oh don't that city worker is rerouting

1135
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: our drive through system.

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00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 2: When I first started skating at Costco, and they weren't.

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00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 2: Now they love us there. They wave high, they wave hello,

1138
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 2: they wave goodbye, they know our names, they're sweet.

1139
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: What about in between waves?

1140
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 2: In between waves, they're like, grow up, get a job,

1141
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 2: stuff like that. But they're right, I need to do both.

1142
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 2: I have orange cones for when the cars start to come,

1143
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 2: just to keep people from parking where we skate, and

1144
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 2: an orange vest just in case it came to that,

1145
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 2: so it looks like I work for the city. It's

1146
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 2: a great way for no one to ever question what

1147
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 2: you're doing.

1148
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: Do you see what's happening right now?

1149
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 2: It is bizarre and I'm very confused because and so

1150
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 2: is that person. How did they even get in there?

1151
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 2: What is happening?

1152
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 1: I feel like, uh, somebody with a reflective vest who

1153
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: shouldn't be wearing it. Chris tricked me, you're right, that's

1154
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: why I thought of that. It's there, it's over there.

1155
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 2: Okay, it's starting to Yeah, we're starting to see it now,

1156
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 2: so sorry, Well, we're trying very hard to go to

1157
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 2: Wendy's drive through for the SpongeBob SquarePants Crabby Patty. Is

1158
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 2: that what it's called?

1159
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: Yes, that's correct.

1160
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 2: Okay, very excited, what a cliffhanger for people to have

1161
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 2: to tune in for the next one to listen to us. Okay,

1162
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 2: this is very exciting. This is like an episode of

1163
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 2: a sitcom where it's serious and they don't play the

1164
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 2: theme song at the end. Yeah, because we want to

1165
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 2: keep you on your toes.

1166
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, they play the done on Yeah.

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00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 2: The slow daunting version.

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00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: Yes, I like that.

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00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 2: We're going to order the Krabby patties and come next

1170
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 2: week with your ears to hear how they tasted. You're

1171
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 2: gonna love, You're gonna you're gonna love us describing our

1172
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 2: senses of tastes.

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00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: Okay, so is this Krabby Patty just a hamburger like normal?

1174
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:23,919
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm a little well, we don't know until next

1175
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 2: week if it's just a hamburger or actually made of

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00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 2: real dungeonese main crab.

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00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 1: The witch pulls up and goes, I thought I was

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00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 1: a rich I thought I was a crabby Patty.

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00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 2: And then another witch pulls up and said, you are Patty.

1180
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 1: And then a third witch pulls up.

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00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 4: He's like, actually, now I'm gonna sue you for IPEd Frenchman, and.

1182
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: Then they go, well, don't the three of us go

1183
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 1: back to Eastwick. Okay, here we go, Here we go.

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00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 2: Well, you're gonna have to tune in to see how

1185
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 2: this all tastes. Oh, it'll be the first thing we me.

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01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 2: My god, people will be how are you gonna how

1187
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,919
Speaker 2: are you going to handle a whole week?

1188
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: Not knowing they're the nail biting the the will they

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Speaker 1: ever find a line for the Witch? Does Karen think

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01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: she's actually a comedy writer? After that pathetic showing?

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01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 2: You did great? But these people are going to be

1192
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 2: They're in for a week. Some of you are going

1193
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 2: to be in straight jackets by the end. It's going

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01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 2: to drive you crazy.

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01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 4: Not knowing what we suggest and we don't work for

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01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 4: Wendy's is you go try your own and then we

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Speaker 4: do a compare and contrast.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, although no pressure because that's kind of weird.

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Speaker 2: I don't mean to do a common Yeah, and whatever

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01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 2: your opinions are, we won't hear them.

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01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 1: Yes, and we don't care.

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01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 2: That's that's what we should leave on.

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01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 1: We don't care. You've been listening to do you Need

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Speaker 1: to Ride? You are?

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.

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01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 2: Mixed by Edson Choy.

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01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Kotner.

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01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgareth.

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01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 4: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 4: podcast That's d y nar Podcast.

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01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 2: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh, You're welcome.