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Speaker 1: you like this? Here we go again? Here we go again.

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Speaker 1: This is a waste of my time. That's the sound

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Speaker 1: a first date fall up that we did, Alex talking

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Speaker 1: taking it for today's sound. You can go get this

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Speaker 1: Here we go again, Here we go again. This is

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Speaker 1: a waste of my time. Yeah, I wish you would

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Speaker 1: But that's the sound for sound sting. You go grab

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Speaker 1: Are you guys interested? I mean, I need all the

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Speaker 1: waste of time. So that's the sound trending today is

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Speaker 1: waste of my time. And speaking of annoying. On Reddit

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Speaker 1: Day Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Armando Milan.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from co looking for Julia. Yes, okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: How are you any any relation to Caesar my cousin.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. Yes, dog training, dog training, dog

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Speaker 1: He does not like well again, and I can hear

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Speaker 1: what he's saying, and what he's saying is please train

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Speaker 1: my owner better. Because I don't train dogs. I train people, okay,

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Speaker 1: the first training session is an overnight stay. What Okay,

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Speaker 1: grown up now. I mean when we were obviously we were,

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Speaker 1: we were sixteen. But he's shooting right now. And his wife,

424
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: it's a very good point. Well, you know she's so kind.

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Speaker 1: I mean maybe she is, maybe she isn't. I don't know.

426
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 1: We don't know her personally, you know. But still he's

427
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Speaker 1: constantly telling me all the things that she does to him.

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Speaker 1: So I mean I can see why he's not happy,

429
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Speaker 1: and I make him happy. So if he wasn't she

430
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Speaker 1: done you though? Again? Will you have him stay? No?

431
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Speaker 1: Of course not. I mean I didn't have him stay

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Speaker 1: the first time. I mean, well, I get left me,

433
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Speaker 1: but I mean at all. So he got you pregnant,

434
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Speaker 1: cheated on you with now his current wife, and is

435
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 1: now cheating on his wife with you, And you don't

436
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Speaker 1: think there's any chance if you guys got back together

437
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Speaker 1: that he would cheat on you. No, I mean he's

438
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 1: clearly still thinking of me. We're still in each other's lives.

439
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Speaker 1: It's like he knows we're meant to be okay, So

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Speaker 1: you see it as like a fate thing like he

441
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 1: realizes that he should have been with you and then

442
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 1: he messed up and now he's ready to come back home. Yeah,

443
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Speaker 1: I mean we were young. Who doesn't make a mistake

444
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Speaker 1: when they're young. I mean we've got pregnant, like whoa,

445
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Speaker 1: So I think we'll be fine this time. So I

446
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Speaker 1: just but I want to get the ball rollings. I

447
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: want her to know a great time for spots, analogy,

448
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Speaker 1: ball rolling Come on, all right, well, good luck to

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Speaker 1: you and let us know how it goes. Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Then Jubil Show on demand. Welcome to the I n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

452
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Speaker 1: they report the news. For Wednesday, May eighteen twenty two,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and holy crap, the greatest invention of

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Speaker 1: mankind has been made. Tell you what it is in

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Speaker 1: just a second. But it's going to change your life

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Speaker 1: and rock your world. I promise more on that in

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Speaker 1: just a second. But first let's meet the idiots. I'm

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh and and it's a little little something else

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Speaker 1: and I have what coming up? Oh no, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: Christian Graysnow and Alex and how you like to go

461
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Speaker 1: win the lottery all the time. But I just want

462
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Speaker 1: to tell you you might want to hold onto those

463
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Speaker 1: winnings before you go have some big spending coming up

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Speaker 1: on that in my story. That's coming up in my

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Speaker 1: story right. I love lottery winners that waste their money.

466
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Speaker 1: A lot of them buy so many samurai swords. There

467
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Speaker 1: was a reality series about people who won the lottery

468
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Speaker 1: and spend all their money and dude, show them. I've

469
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: never seen so many people buy samurai swords and go

470
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: broke buying samurai swords in my life. Hate them. Kind

471
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Speaker 1: of amazing though. What about an island. Let's just school

472
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Speaker 1: living on island full of samurai swords. Yes, Surai Island.

473
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Speaker 1: You can go there by yourself. Dude, Alex and I

474
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Speaker 1: am may If you didn't know that, if we won

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Speaker 1: the lottery, could we please buy an island to name

476
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Speaker 1: it Samurai Island and op and then I'll send you

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Speaker 1: off forever. More on those stories in just a second.

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Speaker 1: My very first story of the day in the i

479
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Speaker 1: N the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news, they report the news. Holy crap. Engineer students

481
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Speaker 1: from John Hopkins University created an edible adhesive tape called

482
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Speaker 1: tasty tape to keep burritos wrapped together so they won't unravel.

483
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Yeah, are they so clear? I mean

484
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Speaker 1: I'm imagine it's like, you know, how like band is

485
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Speaker 1: can be different colors, so the tortilla. Yeah, they figured

486
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Speaker 1: out how to keep your burrito wrapped all the time.

487
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 1: Adhesive food tape. I mean, there's been like edible like

488
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Speaker 1: stuff for a while. You don't seem as impressed. I'm

489
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Speaker 1: not really that impressed. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna

490
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Speaker 1: use it. You don't need burritos. That's why now it's

491
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Speaker 1: the time to start college your burrito. Oh. This is

492
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Speaker 1: the news network where adios are just in the news.

493
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 1: They report the news. We need to hurry and get

494
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Speaker 1: this newscast done correctly. I'm Jewel Freshmen for our next story.

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00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: Let's send it over to Alexo please. Joking, I was

496
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 1: lying on location. I'm in Vancouver, Washington at an Army's

497
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: where at least forty milkshakes were served with this dude's

498
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: pee in the machine. He peed in the mix. Why

499
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: was he just like a piste off employee? Literally? Supposedly

500
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: they found security footage of him doing it really, yes,

501
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: So if it tastes a little bitter or salty, throw

502
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: that milk jake away. The worst part is if they

503
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Speaker 1: actually like They're like, man, it tastes better than usual delicious.

504
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 1: I've done. I'm sending it back to you. Keep holding

505
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Speaker 1: her phone and some cheesy pe easy. I don't know

506
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: what you're looking at this morning, but you have made

507
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: me gag twice. One of the first things that Alex

508
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: said to me this morning was a story. She's talking

509
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: about this lady with a cockrub stuck in her ear

510
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: and then being in the army's stuff. Worry about that.

511
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: This is the I and then the idiot news network

512
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the

513
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: news far next story to day. Let's send it on

514
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: over to Christian Gray Snow who better hurry up because

515
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: Alex has data brutos. I'm on location in New York

516
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: where Mega Millions prize payments are on pause after a

517
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: host announced the wrong megaball number during a drawing. Yes,

518
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: so the host accidentally called a six instead of a nine,

519
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: and therefore having to pause any potential winnings that people

520
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: may be trying to claim. As of now, no one

521
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: is trying to claim it, but they're going to find

522
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Speaker 1: out online. I wonder if online it's like it shows

523
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: a corruct number. I'm sure they updated it, yes, but

524
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: right away the imagine thinking that you won, Oh my god.

525
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: I couldn't imagine thinking that I won the entire lottery

526
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Speaker 1: and then finding out that the number was wrong. And

527
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: then you know, Alex got three numbers on a pick

528
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Speaker 1: four the other day, three out of four, right, that

529
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: she's done that a few times. She's won the pick

530
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Speaker 1: three twice, vice three three times. And I would have

531
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Speaker 1: won it the other day, but the numbers that I chose,

532
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Speaker 1: I did it for a two day draw, right, and

533
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: it actually was the three exact numbers in that order

534
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Speaker 1: the next day after it expired. I'm sorry, what you

535
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Speaker 1: have won? Five hus Yeah, it was a dollar. It

536
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: was a dollar ticket and I did it for two

537
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Speaker 1: days and it did it on the day after I

538
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: was expired. Let's disgusted. I'm Mike, babe. I think I

539
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: won the thing because I couldn't see the date and

540
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: I had to go check them, and it was one

541
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: that I don't have anymore because it was expired. Tragic.

542
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: Wrap it up. I'm getting annoyed. Let's get out of here.

543
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: This is then the news network where idiots. I'm just

544
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: send the news. They report the news. This newscast has

545
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: been wrapped up like a burrito and it's over. But

546
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Speaker 1: tuned in tomorrow the same time for another hard hitting

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Speaker 1: report from the I N And I also think we

548
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Speaker 1: found a new way to end the news wrapped up.

549
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: It's wrapped up like a breeder. Remember, you can follow

550
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Speaker 1: the show on social media at the Jewel Show, follow

551
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that

552
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Speaker 1: dre and I'm at Christian Grace Now. And your phone

553
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Speaker 1: bray happens every single hour on the twenties. Your next

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Speaker 1: one is coming up in just a few minutes, the

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Speaker 1: Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame Wenday

556
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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. We've got to get these goats

557
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Speaker 1: out of here. I don't understand why anybody would bring

558
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Speaker 1: emotional be four goats and to work. I have to

559
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: tell him. I can'tnot tell him here, Devin, I'm so okay.

560
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Speaker 1: I gotta hold on. Let me go in another room

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Speaker 1: real quick. Hold on, just one second. What can you

562
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: hear the goats? Yeah, I'm sorry. Who is it? I'm okay, Devin,

563
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: I'm My name is thorpe Or Productions. Product Yes, I did.

564
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Speaker 1: Can we do something about these goats? Please? Yes? I did.

565
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: It just about footage. The footage you're talking about, the

566
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Speaker 1: footage that you gave us for the documentary that you

567
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 1: spent two years of your life shooting video for that

568
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: you were excited about. This is about Yeah, I'm just

569
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: calling you with a little bit of an update on

570
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: everything that you dropped off. Really great stuff that you

571
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: dropped off. I can barely hear you. I don't know

572
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: what's going on over there. Let's going your animals and

573
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Hold on, let me go in another room.

574
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me go in another room. Okay, can

575
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: you hear the goats now? Is that audio is an

576
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: actual goat? No, Devin, those are actual goats. And I

577
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: calling you because I don't know how to break this

578
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: news to you. So what it is? My footage? Fine? Oh?

579
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: It was amazing stuff like you should really be proud

580
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: of all the video and all the time that you

581
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 1: put into shooting this documentary. Yeah, yeah, I appreciate it.

582
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: Ye get to the point. Please, Okay, have you ever

583
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: had a coworker that you just can't stand and they

584
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: always have to bring their emotional support pets into the office.

585
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: You ever have a coworker like that. I've had co

586
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Speaker 1: workers that stand, but nobody brings animals. Yeah, well, we

587
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: have a co worker that we can't stand here. His

588
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: name is Josh, and so Josh decided to bring in

589
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: his emotional support goats today. I've never heard of that

590
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: kind of thing, but neither of I, but I have

591
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 1: heard of Josh. I didn't say opened the door. The

592
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: goats are back so close I'm trying to have a

593
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: conversation with him. Sorry, So okay, I'm just gonna get

594
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: to the point. Josh brought his emotional support goats into

595
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: work today, and they destroyed all of your footage there,

596
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,239
Speaker 1: I said it, What do you mean to destroyed all

597
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: the footage? I mean they they've aiming everything. They ate

598
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: all of your hard drives like goats. I apparently goats

599
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: only day thing. So everything is gone. No, no, no,

600
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: no, no no, you need to do your best to get

601
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: my footage back. All right, this is all we have.

602
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: We don't have any backups. And that was it. What's

603
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: a ghost man? I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I can't.

604
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Speaker 1: Are you still talking about something? You're saying it because

605
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: there you were saying it, so okay, No, no, I

606
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: didn't say it was cool. It is not cool. All right,

607
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna punch you in

608
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: the face, your partner, I'll punch in the faith. I

609
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: punch every goat in the face if you have over there.

610
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: I can't even flock. I think you said you're gonna

611
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: punch these goats, and I would love to punch one

612
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: of these goats in the face. I'm glad we're on

613
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: the same face. Hey, if you'll do your favor, if

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00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: you can leave us a good ree on help regardless,

615
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be leaving anything on yea review. Okay, Well,

616
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: don't do that, because this is actually Jewel from the

617
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Speaker 1: Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you and your

618
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 1: buddy Cody set you up and he's on the phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Sorry, the footage is fine, I sor

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Speaker 1: that's funny, man, this is so nuts, Bunne. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna murder when you're sleep. I swear

622
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Speaker 1: to God, I'm gonna murder Josh, you're bringing these goats.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna The Jewel Show on demand, first

624
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: day follow up time for your first day follow up?

625
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: And today Mark is on the phone and Mark's not

626
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,479
Speaker 1: getting a call back from Nat. What's up? Mark? How

627
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: are you? Man? Before we get into your date, Mark,

628
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,399
Speaker 1: how long has it been since your date? Well, man,

629
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Speaker 1: it's been about a week. Um, okay, and I've been

630
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Speaker 1: sexing her and I haven't got it a platform. You

631
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Speaker 1: haven't got any any reply in a week? How many

632
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: times do you texted her? Had a sex the like

633
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 1: two guys and she hasn't responded to either. Well, first

634
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,919
Speaker 1: of us, what you guys did for your date? Um? Well,

635
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: we went to dinner forgot the rue Chris, and then

636
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: we um went up to a draft throo movie and

637
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: we saw old They just had an old flick plan

638
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: I think was bee which be which plan? And so

639
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,879
Speaker 1: we went to the draft through after rest of after

640
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 1: dinner and you know, just talk then why to be which? Okay? Oh?

641
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: And did you seem like you guys got along? Like

642
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: why do you think she's not calling you back? Okay? Man?

643
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: I think what it was, you know, st the date,

644
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: she was crashing down a lot what Oh yeah, man,

645
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: it was. It was a lot of gas everywhere everywhere

646
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: from the time that I picked her up. Um, time

647
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: we got to the restaurant was the first time it happened.

648
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: And I played it off. I thought that maybe it

649
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: was outside, you know, maybe the outside air was a

650
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: little fun. But it wasn't. It was it was your dage.

651
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: You know. We sat down at the table and I

652
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: smelt it again. Okay, you know, I'm thinking, now I'm

653
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 1: looking around at my shoes hoping that I've been't stepping anything.

654
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: You can tell a different to you. So I kindly

655
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: asked her, I was, you know, do you smell that?

656
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 1: And she had, you know, she had a look on

657
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: her face. From the look I can kind of sell.

658
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 1: And so she she told me, Um, she was like,

659
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: I don't feel well, and I, you know, I'm kind

660
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 1: of having dass. At first. It tow me off and

661
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: I let it slide. At the restaurant. Yeah, but we

662
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,760
Speaker 1: got back in the car at the drop through movie

663
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: and it was all nice and you in the car

664
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 1: to open the window, goodness, okay, and you had to

665
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: you had to and you want to call her back

666
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: for a second date. Still even with all that and

667
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: everybody has gas, it's true. Yeah, she's beautiful, beautiful woman.

668
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 1: I understand that, you know, you get sick sometimes, you know,

669
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: so I wish we would have, you know, moved the

670
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: deck to another day. Yeah, you know, I just want

671
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: to see where this can go, all right, So you

672
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: want us to try and call it you another day,

673
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: and you think that she's not calling you back because

674
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: she had gas, Like maybe what she she's embarrassed that

675
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: or something probably, so you know that comes out first dack.

676
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 1: You know, that's kind of embarrassing to have gas on

677
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: your first day, so bad that you have to admit it,

678
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: Like she have a choice. You know what I did

679
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: when somebody was parting around me one time? What to do? Okay,

680
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: I'll on an airplane and I'm sure everybody else was

681
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: getting sick of it too. So after like I don't know,

682
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: two hours on this plane of you know, every three

683
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: minutes smelling this terrible you know, airplane far smell, I

684
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 1: was like, who's farting? And guess what? We didn't smell

685
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: it again? Yeah, no, And the person that was that

686
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: we think was doing. It was very He sat very

687
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: straight up, very right behind us, very tight. I think

688
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 1: he had to keep it tight. So just go to

689
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: the bathroom, right, Yeah, yeah, so you liked her a lot. Obviously,

690
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: you guys thought you got along. I can understand why

691
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 1: she wouldn't be calling you back if that is the reason,

692
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: which I would imagine it would be if I went

693
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: on on a date and I couldn't stop passing gas

694
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: so much that my date was like, who's farting? And

695
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 1: I had to be like, that's me. I'm parting this

696
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: whole time, and I'm sorry. I would probably be embarrassed,

697
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,919
Speaker 1: and I want to call you back either. So we'll

698
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: give her a call, see if that is the reason

699
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back, and try to get you

700
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: another date when she does not have gas. Okay, all right,

701
00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: let's do it. Saw him back and it's in the

702
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 1: middle of today's first date follow up and if you're

703
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: just joining us. Mark is on the phone, and Mark

704
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Nat. They went to

705
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: dinner and then to a drive in movie to watch

706
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: be which that sounds fun. It was fun. It was

707
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: so much fun that Nat couldn't stop farting. Date. So Mark,

708
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: he smelled gas the whole time, and he thought it

709
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: maybe he stepped in something. And then he finally had

710
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: to ask his date Nat if she smelled something, and

711
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: she admitted that it was her and her stomach was

712
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: upset and she had been farting the whole time on

713
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: their date. And now she's not calling him back. It's

714
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:33,919
Speaker 1: been a week. He's reached out to her a couple

715
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: of times and nothing. And he thinks the reason he's

716
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 1: not getting a call back is because she's embarrassed because

717
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: she could not stop farting on her date, which would

718
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 1: be understandable. Speed up, he's a better medical maya. So

719
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: we're about to call him right now. Are called Nat

720
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: right now and see if that is the reason she's

721
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: not calling him back, and see if we get Mark

722
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: another date. All right, Mark, are you ready to call her? Yeah? Man,

723
00:38:52,719 --> 00:39:11,959
Speaker 1: I'm lady to call him. Okay, here we go, Hello him,

724
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: I speak to Nat. Please see hey Nat? How are you?

725
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: This is the Jewels Show. It's a radio show. My

726
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 1: name is Jewil, my name is Alex, and I'm Christian

727
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: Gray Snow And how are you? Oh? I'm good? Have

728
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 1: you heard the show before? Do you know what it is. No,

729
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: but it's just weird that you're like, hey, I'm from

730
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: radio and it's the Three People's But okay, right, Wow,

731
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: you didn't know your day was gonna start off like this?

732
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: Did you? No? Kind of like how you wake up

733
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: in your stomach? Up said You're like, man, I didn't

734
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 1: know it doesn't start off like this? Um, so did

735
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: I win something? Or maybe? We're not sure. Actually a

736
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: segment on our show called the First Date follow Up.

737
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with

738
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: somebody and you don't call them back, they can email

739
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and ask why.

740
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: And we got an email about you from a guy

741
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: named Mark. Oh so Mark is just eliciting my number? Cool,

742
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: all right, what kind of Yeah, he gave us your number.

743
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: He asked us to call you because you haven't been

744
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: calling him back, and so we want to ask you

745
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: why you don't want to call Mark back? Why are

746
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:25,720
Speaker 1: you ghosting? All right? That's weird, but yeah, go ahead. Well,

747
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: Mark thinks the reason you're not calling him back is

748
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 1: because he told us about the gas, told us about

749
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: how your stomach was upset. Good for you for admitting it.

750
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I would have, I would have

751
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 1: blamed it on everybody around me, exactly, even the person

752
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,280
Speaker 1: I was, like, a normal person would I'm not farting,

753
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: you're farting. I don't know when someone farts and it's them, though,

754
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, it wasn't me. I have

755
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,839
Speaker 1: no idea. But then when it's not them, like, right,

756
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: it's Dan. Who is that? So I can understand why

757
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be calling him back. That would be embarrassing.

758
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,919
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was. But that's the reason

759
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 1: he thinks you're not calling him back? Is it? Um? No? Actually,

760
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: I mean everybody has gas, right M yeah, so that

761
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: it isn't the reason. So what is the reason. Well,

762
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: the reason I haven't been answering his checks is because

763
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: we were having a conversation about comedy and he said

764
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: that he didn't like Dave Chappelle, and Dave Chappelle is

765
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: one of my favorite comedians and like a deal breakup

766
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: for me. I was just like, so, so he went

767
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,240
Speaker 1: on a date with you, and you had uncontrolled, uncontrollable gas.

768
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: Sorry and and you and um, that's another reason you're

769
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: not calling back? Isn't because of that. So, but he

770
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: wants to go out with you again when you had

771
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: this problem on the date and you don't want to

772
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 1: go with him because he doesn't like Dave Chappelle. That's it, basically.

773
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I was quoting a lot of stuff from

774
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: Chappelle's show, talking about time around big he was and

775
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: like the dialon, dialon, dialon, you know, go give me

776
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:09,919
Speaker 1: some breastmolk from a Cambodian woman in Brooklyn, like all

777
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 1: the all the funny things. He had no idea what

778
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: I was talking about. Okay, And yeah it was a

779
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: tart off. Now question for you, just on the fact

780
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: that this guy is willing to go on a second

781
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: day with you, despite the fact that you were farting

782
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,399
Speaker 1: the entire time. Can you not get over the fact

783
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: that maybe he doesn't like Dave Chappelle? Absolutely not, Okay,

784
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,879
Speaker 1: forget I asked, Well, he is on the phone listening

785
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. I should have told

786
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: you that. Oh yeah, sorry about that. Way I tell

787
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: you can you guys are the worse. Hey, Mark, He's okay,

788
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 1: but he's no Richard Pryor. So I mean I know

789
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: that he learned from Richard Pryor I love Richard Pryor too,

790
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 1: but if you knew you think about comedy, you would

791
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:06,720
Speaker 1: know that since Richard's passing and after Eddie Murphy, David

792
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,959
Speaker 1: is the goat right now? How do you not sew

793
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,720
Speaker 1: that Kevin Hart is a goat? What are you talking?

794
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: Oh my? Who's not? He don't what I told you better?

795
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:20,720
Speaker 1: And is gonna be? Kevin doesn't have a funny bone

796
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: and fine life ahead, a family short and they're very

797
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: terrible couple. Yeah, did you imagine that even he does

798
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: ever have his own big special? I say, are you

799
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: kidding me? Netflix is the only thing you could get?

800
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 1: What is going on on football? The reason I don't

801
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:56,240
Speaker 1: care about football and Kevin? Kevin is a football something

802
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: you not liking Dave Chappelle is going to ruin a

803
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:06,959
Speaker 1: lot of things in your life. Nobody likes to sale?

804
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: Have you not singing it lose lately? You mean to

805
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: say on me, I put out with all that gas

806
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:15,439
Speaker 1: and you want to talk to me over games? Ja faelilation.

807
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: How bad of a smell was her? First? On a

808
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: scale of one to ten? Okay, was silent? So you

809
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: know they was it? You don't hear if it smack

810
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: you on your face. It was enough to make me

811
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: call and I don't know what point that you are

812
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: wrong about everything? Okay, those gas mail is worse as

813
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: days to saale joke. I cannot go out with this. Okay, Well,

814
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: let me ask you this question of not would you

815
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: like to go out with Mark again on a second date?

816
00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it? No? Absolutely not no. If we

817
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: went to Fish the Tailor Show, would you go now

818
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: with you? And then? All right, well, good luck you too.

819
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: She'd probably just part the whole time. Anyway, Well we

820
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: went out, you're glad to be faulty anyway, funky, I'm

821
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 1: glad to another fung bob. I have another breathe from you,

822
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: this time the Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

823
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: what's up? Hello? It's always super awkward because naturally, in

824
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,399
Speaker 1: a conversation you want to go, hey, what's your name?

825
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 1: But I can't do that because it's a dirty little

826
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: secret and everybody remains anonymous. So you have a dirty

827
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 1: little secret you want to share with us? I do. Okay,

828
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:58,800
Speaker 1: now's your time, go for it. So my soon shood

829
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: be ex husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me?

830
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: Oh wow, scare it with who you're soon to be me? Oh? Okay,

831
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: that's what it is. So you're all you would like

832
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: have divorced him basically, Yeah, we're like in the pros.

833
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 1: It's almost done and he has a girlfriend that he

834
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: lives with. But you guys, he's still up with me? Yeah?

835
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: Who are you guys still hooking up? If you guys

836
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: are getting divorce. Um, that's a good question. Are divorce?

837
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: It's good, it's good. It's just we're still friends. Everything's

838
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: like mutual, you know what I mean? Right? But do

839
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: you want to be hooking up with him? Or is

840
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: it like you? I mean, you know what I mean? Like,

841
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 1: is it the one that you're in the same room?

842
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: I've done with him from the room, you know, like

843
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: sixteen years, so it's kind of what I'm used to,

844
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,439
Speaker 1: I guess. Okay, So she has no idea, no idea.

845
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: How often do you guys hook up? Maybe once a week?

846
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it's a regular thing. Well, I have

847
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: a personal question for you. So, like you, you're very

848
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: aware obviously that you two are hooking up. Does it

849
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: not bother you knowing that he's out here hooking up

850
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: with another girl too? Like, yeah, you're helping him keep

851
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: a secret. But how does that not because that would

852
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: eat me away, eat away? Well, I mean that's kind

853
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: of parts. So he wasn't a faithful person. He's never

854
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: going to be Oh no, no, no, no no, because

855
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 1: now he has his cake and he's eating and you're

856
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 1: you're giving him all the goods and it's like, I

857
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: think that you need to on your fund somewhere else. Girl.

858
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: You should tell his girlfriend or that. Yeah, I mean

859
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 1: he's getting over on everybody, right, Like he's getting over

860
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 1: on you. For sure. You divorced him because no, I

861
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: filed right because he cheated, right, That's why I was.

862
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 1: I would answer him was assuming, But you divorce him

863
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: because he was cheating on you. Now he's got a

864
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 1: new girlfriend and cheating on that girlfriend with you. You

865
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 1: say he's never gonna be faithful. I mean, is it

866
00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: that good? I mean no, I just I don't. Still

867
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,760
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe once is find a little stop.

868
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: Are you were you upset? Like are you upset that

869
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: he cheated on you? And stuff? Does it because make

870
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,720
Speaker 1: you angry? I mean I was in that at the beginning,

871
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: but it's should I mean, we're better off separate apart,

872
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: right for exactly, So maybe you should actually be separate

873
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 1: and apart and not let him be continuing to mess

874
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 1: with your feelings like this, because I think, unfortunately that

875
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: might be why. Ye, he's gonna keep doing it, because

876
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: he's he's got you under his thumb. I don't mean

877
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: that in a rude way, but he definitely does like

878
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: what you're right. Yeah, okay, and he's going to keep

879
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: using you. Don't don't let that happen to yourself because also,

880
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm sure at some point you want to move on,

881
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,280
Speaker 1: right I do. Yeah? Yeah, and you probably you probably

882
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: don't want to cheat on your person, no, right, but

883
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: I guarantee you you keep talking to this cat even

884
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: if you find a new boyfriend, he's going to get

885
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: you to cheat because you just give into him. If

886
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 1: you stop giving into him, then you can find someone else. Also,

887
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 1: you can know for yourself you're not going to be unfaithful. Yeah, yeah,

888
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: I mean I don't. I just don't want to. I

889
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: just don't like seeing people get used like that. Do

890
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: you guys have kids? Okay, Well that makes it more

891
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 1: a little bit more difficult. Yeah, sure, Yeah, you guys

892
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 1: have like an other person too, because I'm not gonna

893
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: piss off someone to throw my kids, you know, yeah,

894
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: for sure. You know what you should do is just

895
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: make it for you because obviously you have trouble saying

896
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 1: no to this dude, right never just meet up with

897
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 1: him when you guys are switching off kids or whenever

898
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: you have to be around him, meet up with him

899
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: in public. Just don't let yourself be alone, because if

900
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: you're alone, you might do stuff that you might do

901
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: stuff you want to do but don't want to do,

902
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: like because you obviously enjoy it. But don't do that

903
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: to yourself. That's what I think. Meeting the McDonald's parking

904
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: lot and if it happens there, you guys are getting

905
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: arrested and everybody's gonna come doing anyway. You're right, you're right.

906
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand? Would you look at that? What? Why?

907
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 1: Over there? It's the Spanish yellow bellied lie. I haven't

908
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: seen one of those in a long time. What is that?

909
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: It's a liar? Is that what they actually call people

910
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: who lie? No, it's just what I made up right now,

911
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: someone hunting for a liar? And do you want to

912
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: catch somebody in a lie? Scientists just figured out a

913
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: full proof way to do it. Oh, this is helpful.

914
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: I guarantee a lot of people out there want to

915
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: catch people in lies because people lie a lot, people

916
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 1: get lied to a lot, and basically nobody in the

917
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: world trust anybody. You probably can't trust anybody because even

918
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: you are lying to yourself about something that's true, you're right. Yeah,

919
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 1: So they just did a study that found out the

920
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: best way to catch somebody lying to you. So before

921
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 1: I go into it, all of the people in relationships

922
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 1: right now that perked up, that might be even in

923
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 1: the car on the way to work with their significant other,

924
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: get ready to take notes in your brain or on

925
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: your phone or fulloever, yeah, full over, because you know

926
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: later on you're probably going to be doing this to

927
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: your sign another to see if they're lying about whatever

928
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: you think they might be lying about. Scientists did just

929
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 1: release a study. I can tell you exactly how to

930
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 1: spot if somebody's lying. So if they look left, no,

931
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 1: it's not. They always had that body language stuff where

932
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: you go. If somebody looks at the left or if

933
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: their feet repointing towards the door, they're lying. And anytime

934
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: anybody does an interview celebrities do an interview where they

935
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: got caught up in some scandal or the royal people. Right,

936
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 1: you know, I just did that interview Megan Merkel, and

937
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:26,439
Speaker 1: they bring out body language. I can never remember their names. Okay,

938
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:29,479
Speaker 1: Harry and Merkle. They do an interview with Oprah or whatever,

939
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: and then yes, they bring out the body language experts

940
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh my god, she definitely hates him

941
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: because her shoulder is cocked thirty degrees to the That

942
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 1: always means a wife hates her husband. Looked at the left.

943
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: She was lying on that one when she was supposed

944
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: to answer the question do you love him? Because they're

945
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 1: always trying to say that they should be together anyway.

946
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: No scientists did a study to catch people lying and

947
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,800
Speaker 1: they said this works ninety percent of the time. Study.

948
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 1: In their study, they were able to catch almost every

949
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 1: single person who they asked to tell them a lie

950
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: in a lie by doing one simple little thing. We're married, Jewel,

951
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 1: and have you done this on me yet? I have not. Also,

952
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: I don't think you're lying about anything. I don't think

953
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: I just trust Alex with everything. She could be like, hey,

954
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: the sky's orange today, and I'd be like, really, you're

955
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 1: lying about that? And then I was like, outside, I

956
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: see I like that was like blue, Like no, it's orange.

957
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah, okay, okay. Now She's like no,

958
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 1: I could lie to him about whatever I want. Maybe

959
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 1: I will. Maybe I will start like and there was

960
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 1: anybody that I would be suspicious of, though it would

961
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 1: be Alex. There was something that Alex pointed out the

962
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: other day in a War of the roses or something

963
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: like that, where I was like, man, if like she

964
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: was shady, she would be the best shady person, because

965
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 1: I think you just look for all the things, I

966
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: could be the shadiest. But she was like maybe they're

967
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: just doing this and this and this, And I was like, wow,

968
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 1: I have never thought of that. Your wife, But that's

969
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: just such an easy thing that somebody couldn't do. Is

970
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: my wife cheating on me? I don't think so. Who knows?

971
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 1: I mean, we have caught how many cheaters? Hello? Have

972
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: you heard the story? But if you want to catch

973
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: somebody lying to you. Scientists in the study where they

974
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: took a group of people asked them to tell them

975
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: a lie, except before the lie, the scientists made them

976
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: do a task or gave them a number and said,

977
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,359
Speaker 1: it's very important that you remember that number because at

978
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: the end of when we talk here, I'm going to

979
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: ask you that number and I need it's very important.

980
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 1: So they had to focus on that number, or they said,

981
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: I want you to do this task, like, um, I

982
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: don't know, yeah, sweep the garage. I guess that I'll

983
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: be doing that later when Alex was trying to see

984
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: what I'm lying about something. But go sweep the garage,

985
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 1: and it's very important that you make sure you sweep

986
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 1: it good because at the end of it, like I

987
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: just needed to be done, and I'm going to ask

988
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: you some questions because I need to talk to you,

989
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: but I need you to swoop the garage, and it's

990
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: very important. Key were very important, okay, And it made

991
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: people multitask and also think that the task they were

992
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: doing was very important, so they weren't able to lie

993
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 1: as well, so they would get caught in a lie

994
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: or their stories will become all over the place because

995
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: they were focused on a very important task. Basically, if

996
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 1: you ask somebody, even a multitask, tell them it's important beforehand.

997
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 1: Tell them you're going to go back to it after

998
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 1: your talk to them, they will probably get caught up

999
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 1: in their lie and not be able to lie to

1000
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: you because it takes more mental energy to lie anyway. Yeah,

1001
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 1: no matter what. Anyway, So while they are multitasking, you

1002
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: talk to them about that. Yeah. So like if I

1003
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 1: was asking to go swoop garage. Yes, we come out

1004
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 1: to the garage and you're swooping away because you think

1005
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 1: it's very important, and I'm watching you. But then I'm

1006
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 1: talking to you about something else. Yes, okay. So you

1007
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: give them a task to do, or you give them

1008
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:24,800
Speaker 1: something to remember. You tell them it's very important, and

1009
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: then while they're doing that task or while they're remembering

1010
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: the number, basically, while they're multitasking, you ask them the

1011
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 1: questions that you want to ask them to see if

1012
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 1: they're lying about something. And scientists did this and it

1013
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: worked with almost every single person. They weren't able to

1014
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 1: tell convincing story at all. My roommate wants lied about

1015
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: stealing something of mine. I didn't get her distracted, multitask

1016
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: or anything. I just broke into her room when she

1017
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 1: was gone, what the hell is? And so I stole

1018
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: it back. The actual it was the printer chord. She

1019
00:54:55,080 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: stole a chord from my printer. I'm I walked into

1020
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 1: my room one day from college and I was like,

1021
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: I was printing stuff yesterday and now my court's gone.

1022
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: You know who you are? A printer cord a printer

1023
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: court and then lied about it. Got it text in

1024
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: four one oh six one. What's the best way that

1025
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,840
Speaker 1: you've caught a liar? Also texted in four one six one.

1026
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 1: If you use this later today and you catch somebody

1027
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: lying to you, that'd be interesting to know, all right.

1028
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: Your phone prank happens every single hour on the twenties,

1029
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: and next one is coming up in just a few minutes.

1030
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: It's the Djebile Show. Then you will show on demand