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Welcome to a brand new episode. 46 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: This is laugh with Me at podcast. Jeremy Odam, I'm 47 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: your host, Jeremy. Welcome to the show. We've got a 48 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 1: fun one for you today. Lots going on in our world. 49 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 1: We need to update you, Johnny and I do on 50 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: a few things with Laugh with Me. We had a big, 51 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: big weekend. Our guest from last week's episode Zach Peterson. 52 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: His album A List of Wet Celebrities, his comedy album 53 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:29,360 Speaker 1: that just dropped on Friday, a hit number one on 54 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: the iTunes charts. So congratulations Zach Peterson. And you can 55 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 1: find that episode where he talks about recording the special 56 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: last October in the archives and you can still find 57 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: the video portion of his special. It drops on YouTube 58 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: on Thursday, January twenty fifth, so make sure to check 59 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: out Zach Special and definitely make sure you go back 60 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: and listen to that episode if you haven't. Also, we 61 00:03:55,520 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: were the proud sponsor of a race car Okay Team 62 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 1: Indie Auto Sports Tokyo Drift in I Racing's Daytona twenty 63 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 1: four hour last weekend. They'll laugh with me logo on 64 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: the car. It was awesome. I checked in Quie don't 65 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,160 Speaker 1: know how many times on YouTube to watch the live 66 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: stream to see how the guys were doing. If you're 67 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 1: not familiar with this race, you know, it's a team 68 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:27,360 Speaker 1: of folks who are in charge of driving this car, 69 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 1: and they take turns driving the car because I mean, 70 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 1: this baby's going for twenty four hours, so they take shifts. 71 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: And I don't think we won. I know we got close. 72 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: We were up in like third fourth place there coming 73 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 1: up towards the end. But you know, it was exciting. 74 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,919 Speaker 1: I felt live and I had nothing to do with 75 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: it other than our shows on the back end of 76 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 1: the vehicle, but it was so cool to watch. And 77 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: congratulations to those guys. I know they went into the 78 00:04:56,440 --> 00:05:01,160 Speaker 1: weekend the two time defending champions of this race. There 79 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 1: was a lot of accidents. There was some bumping and 80 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 1: grinding going on early on in the race. I know that, 81 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 1: so it kind of put them behind a little bit. 82 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,719 Speaker 1: But congratulations to those guys. It takes holy cow, it 83 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 1: takes a lot to just sit in front of a 84 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:19,919 Speaker 1: computer screen and be active and be attentive and race 85 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 1: a vehicle for twenty four hours straight. So I mean, shoot, 86 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: how long is a like a Johnny? How long is 87 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: an average like Mario kart race? Go? For? What's it? Like? 88 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 1: Minute and a half? I mean, and you're you were 89 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,080 Speaker 1: locked it, you know, I mean, I know you're grabbing 90 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 1: shells and grabbing various weapons and trying to get the 91 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:47,360 Speaker 1: coins and whatnot. But still, I mean, you are locked 92 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:50,440 Speaker 1: in and that minute and a half. Man, I just 93 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,599 Speaker 1: can't imagine doing that for hours and hours and hours 94 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaker 1: at a time, and and just the like what it 95 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: would do to your muscles as your hands are on 96 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,160 Speaker 1: the wheel for that long. I mean, come on, you 97 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:03,279 Speaker 1: guys have all been writing. Did a road trip and 98 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,040 Speaker 1: you get tired? 99 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:05,279 Speaker 2: Right? 100 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:08,240 Speaker 1: I mean, after how long do the jams just not 101 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: keep you going anymore? And you start to get tired 102 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 1: and you start to drift off, or you find yourself 103 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 1: daydreaming a little bit and you're kind of looking off 104 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 1: to the side or looking up into the clouds. The 105 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,719 Speaker 1: next thing you know, bump a bumpy. You're hitting that 106 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 1: thing on the side of the road to kind of 107 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 1: wake you up. Yeah, I do that all the time constantly, 108 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 1: and that's what I know. Hey, you gotta wake up. 109 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:32,160 Speaker 1: There's no bumby bumby to wake you up when you're 110 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,560 Speaker 1: driving I Racing's day two and twenty four hour, that's 111 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,680 Speaker 1: for damn sure. So now, congratulations with those guys. And 112 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 1: it was awesome just to be a part of it 113 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 1: and a small, very minimal, small part of it. But 114 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 1: thank you for showcasing laugh with me on the race car. 115 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:52,040 Speaker 1: And then you know, finally what you would have thought. 116 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:55,360 Speaker 1: All Right, So last week's guest had a number one 117 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:58,800 Speaker 1: debuting comedy album. That was cool, right, just to be 118 00:06:58,839 --> 00:07:00,360 Speaker 1: able to have a chat with Zach Can, be able 119 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,040 Speaker 1: to help promote the album and just be a part 120 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 1: of the whole excitement of it. Right, that was cool 121 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,960 Speaker 1: To have the logo of the show on a race 122 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 1: car during one of I Racing's biggest events of the year. Right, 123 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 1: Like that was cool. Let me give you a little 124 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:26,560 Speaker 1: insight to what old Jo finds pretty cool. Let me 125 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:30,040 Speaker 1: take you back a couple months ago. I got a little, 126 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 1: uh little piece of al and it came from one 127 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:38,280 Speaker 1: of my favorite surveys around, the Nielsen Survey. You know, 128 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:42,240 Speaker 1: years and years and years ago, Nielsen surveys were a 129 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:47,760 Speaker 1: big freaking deal. This was how ratings are determined. This 130 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 1: is how shows can determine how much money they get 131 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: to advertise for it, how many people watch, and man, 132 00:07:56,280 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 1: people's jobs are on the line based on these surveys, 133 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 1: and then be invited into the survey and be able 134 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: to say, yeah, this is what I watch. Yeah, this 135 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 1: is when I watch it, this is who I watch 136 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: it with, and this is how old I am. That's 137 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 1: pretty cool. And when you fell out the survey, they're 138 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:22,080 Speaker 1: gonna send you five dollars cash money in the mail. Well, 139 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 1: guess what I sent that in months ago? This weekend, 140 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: your boy got an envelope with five dollars cash money 141 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:34,440 Speaker 1: in it from the Nielsen Survey. Your damn right, Your 142 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:41,040 Speaker 1: damn right, Johnny, Johnny, five dollars cash. You don't get 143 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,960 Speaker 1: cash money sent in the mail anymore unless it's for 144 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:52,040 Speaker 1: the Nielsen surveys. I was excited. I put a few 145 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:55,760 Speaker 1: posts out on the on the website, on the website, 146 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 1: the world Wide Web, No, I put I put a 147 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:03,720 Speaker 1: few posts out on you know, Twitter on Facebook just 148 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 1: kind of you know, getting excited, you know, about getting 149 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:12,160 Speaker 1: the five bucks. And I have to tell you, I 150 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:18,120 Speaker 1: don't think the excitement was reciprocated. People didn't really engage 151 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:22,120 Speaker 1: with it. I'll tell you what if I put a 152 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:26,679 Speaker 1: picture on the old Facebook of from twenty years ago, 153 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:31,560 Speaker 1: or or even better, from like thirteen years ago with 154 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:38,280 Speaker 1: a little baby boy, Yeah, people will like that. Yeah, 155 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:41,319 Speaker 1: even though it's something we've seen before. This is all new. 156 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:45,480 Speaker 1: This is five dollars new cash from my hard work 157 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:49,160 Speaker 1: filling out the survey. There's a TV show that's going 158 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,120 Speaker 1: to get a renewed for another season because of my work. 159 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:57,640 Speaker 1: I'm sure of it. Well, thanks to the Nielsen survey. 160 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,960 Speaker 1: That was pretty awesome. They stuck other word. You know, 161 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,880 Speaker 1: I could have filled out that survey and completely forgotten 162 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,160 Speaker 1: about it and they didn't have to send me that 163 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,880 Speaker 1: five dollars, but they do. You know else, I'm wondering 164 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:13,160 Speaker 1: where does that money come from. Who's like, who's funding 165 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:19,679 Speaker 1: the Nielsen surveys? For somebody who knows this, that may 166 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,880 Speaker 1: be a really dumb question and be like, come on, 167 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:25,360 Speaker 1: I've known this forever, but I really don't know. I 168 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 1: know all about the surveys, and I know their their 169 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,840 Speaker 1: intentions and what their purpose is. I have no clue 170 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 1: how they're getting paid, but I love them and I 171 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,640 Speaker 1: wish they had more purpose in twenty twenty four's world, 172 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 1: but they don't. There's probably easier ways to get ratings 173 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:50,320 Speaker 1: and data on who's watching and who's listening to what 174 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:56,679 Speaker 1: I mean. I'm sure it's as simple as tracking the 175 00:10:56,720 --> 00:11:01,800 Speaker 1: information from our phone. They probably have instant data of 176 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:06,920 Speaker 1: all this stuff. But there's nothing more boots on the ground, 177 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:15,000 Speaker 1: more grassroots than the old Nielsen survey. So that's what 178 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,360 Speaker 1: we've had going on. This is a big weekend. It's 179 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 1: a big freaking weekend for Laugh with Me. Well, we 180 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,120 Speaker 1: are about halfway through season one of Laugh with Me, 181 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 1: our debut season. We have an incredible second half of 182 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:32,320 Speaker 1: season one still to come. We have a comic who 183 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:37,680 Speaker 1: has been seen from the show Kill Tony, the number 184 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 1: one live podcast in the world, brand new episodes every 185 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,960 Speaker 1: single Monday. We have a comic from the show Killed 186 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:49,040 Speaker 1: Tony coming up here very shortly. We also have a 187 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 1: little fella named Tony Odum. He is an expert in 188 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:56,040 Speaker 1: disc golf and he's gonna lay out kind of what 189 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,600 Speaker 1: disc golf tournaments look like in the state of Nebraska 190 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,840 Speaker 1: for twenty twenty four. And there's gonna be even more 191 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,880 Speaker 1: interesting facts along the way. I got an idea that 192 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,360 Speaker 1: just might help us with that one. But if you 193 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,440 Speaker 1: don't know anything about disc golf, you're gonna learn about it. 194 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,040 Speaker 1: And if you do know about disc golf, you're gonna 195 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,320 Speaker 1: want to make sure you listen so you know how 196 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 1: to how to follow Tony because he is he is 197 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:23,400 Speaker 1: the resident expert. We also have a fella. He's a 198 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,080 Speaker 1: good friend of mine. His name is Aj and he 199 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,040 Speaker 1: is gonna be on the show in the next coming 200 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:31,000 Speaker 1: weeks in the second half of season one. He has 201 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:37,040 Speaker 1: also had some I don't know how to describe the 202 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:41,120 Speaker 1: health challenges he's have, but it's very similar to my 203 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:45,600 Speaker 1: Crohn's disease and we have some similarities in some commonalities 204 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 1: there that we are going to discuss it. It's good 205 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:51,880 Speaker 1: in a humorous way. Trust me, it's not all poop jokes. 206 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:55,040 Speaker 1: I mean it's although there's gonna be plenty of those, 207 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,240 Speaker 1: but it'll be a good time, I promise you. Very 208 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,160 Speaker 1: interesting fella and a lot of stories to tell. So 209 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:06,040 Speaker 1: season you know, the back end of season one is 210 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,000 Speaker 1: gonna be awesome. That's just a few of the guests 211 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,120 Speaker 1: coming up here in the next few weeks. But you're 212 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,840 Speaker 1: gonna want to continue to listen, subscribe. Follow We're on 213 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,920 Speaker 1: Twitter at jo from Nebraska or at laugh with Me Pod. 214 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,600 Speaker 1: Also on the Instagram at laugh with Me Podcast. And 215 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:26,880 Speaker 1: you can also find me on TikTok at Jeremy odom 216 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:31,320 Speaker 1: zero because they won't give me the one, but I 217 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:36,640 Speaker 1: am patient zero on the TikTok. So today's episode it's 218 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,280 Speaker 1: going to be it's gonna be a lot of fun. 219 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,480 Speaker 1: We're gonna look back. So if you haven't listened to 220 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,920 Speaker 1: every single episode, this is gonna be awesome for you. 221 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,720 Speaker 1: You're gonna hear the best of the jokes. So at 222 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,439 Speaker 1: the end of every episode, I pitch, I kind of 223 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,760 Speaker 1: go through some new joke ideas that I'm working on. 224 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,600 Speaker 1: They haven't been told on stage before, they're brand new. 225 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:01,240 Speaker 1: Some of them are just freaking ideas, but I run 226 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 1: them by him, by the guest, and they tell me 227 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,679 Speaker 1: if I've got anything or not, And you know, sometimes 228 00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:10,760 Speaker 1: we freaking work shopping. We've got We've got some better 229 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,679 Speaker 1: punchlines along the way. But it's a lot of fun, 230 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,319 Speaker 1: a lot of laughs to come. I'm about to give 231 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:20,840 Speaker 1: you laugh with me Season one, best of the jokes. 232 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:40,040 Speaker 1: One of the funniest Twitter followers I've seen is Magic Johnson. 233 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:45,120 Speaker 1: He you know who Magic Johnson is, right, Yeah, survive 234 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:49,760 Speaker 1: things exactly right. But he's also a very good businessman. 235 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,640 Speaker 1: He's very prominent, you know. Now he's an owner of 236 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:56,480 Speaker 1: the Washington Commanders. He's a part owner of the LA Dodgers. 237 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,520 Speaker 1: He's very prominent still in the Los Angeles Lakers organization. 238 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:05,920 Speaker 1: He he tweets sparingly, but when he does tweet, it's generally 239 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:10,960 Speaker 1: in support of somebody or something, right, But he's always 240 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 1: a day or two behind, like you know, like when 241 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:20,160 Speaker 1: Lebron breaks the next record or whatever, everybody is all 242 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:23,120 Speaker 1: over it that day. Oh yeah, Magic will come in 243 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:27,400 Speaker 1: two days later as if it just happened. And I 244 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,680 Speaker 1: have to wonder if maybe that's a symptom of the aides, 245 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,360 Speaker 1: Like is that something that maybe hasn't been diagnosed at 246 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,920 Speaker 1: something I gotta look at though, Right? 247 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 3: Is that good? 248 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,360 Speaker 1: And you give me a sound like I should not 249 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:51,720 Speaker 1: have said it, And then I did go there. Well, 250 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:55,200 Speaker 1: I didn't want to show my cards like too soon. Oh, 251 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 1: I didn't mean to do that. That's good, there's something 252 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,080 Speaker 1: is there something to that one? 253 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 4: Somebody who does not follow Magic Johnson. 254 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 1: Time that good stuff right there. So that was from 255 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,640 Speaker 1: the episode of Pepper Spray Attack Survivor. You can find 256 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:15,320 Speaker 1: that episode three from season one of Laugh with Me. 257 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:19,760 Speaker 1: So my cot My Kyle, my brother Kyle was the 258 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,600 Speaker 1: guest on that episode. That was the first episode of 259 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,920 Speaker 1: the entire show that we had a guest and it 260 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:31,360 Speaker 1: was Kyle the Magic Johnson Ah's joke. I stand behind it. 261 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,320 Speaker 1: I'm still working it out. But one thing I do 262 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,360 Speaker 1: want to point out, and this is very important for 263 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 1: anybody who has intentions or aspirations to become a guest 264 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:46,920 Speaker 1: on this show someday, It's okay to laugh, guys, when 265 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: I'm pitching these jokes. It's okay to laugh, as you're 266 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,640 Speaker 1: going to see as we move forward here with the 267 00:16:55,640 --> 00:17:00,720 Speaker 1: best of the laughs. Some some of you guys that 268 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,399 Speaker 1: were on the show were dead silent the whole time. 269 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:10,000 Speaker 1: And I wasn't quite sure if it was because it 270 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:15,080 Speaker 1: wasn't funny, or if you were waiting for something else, 271 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,440 Speaker 1: And if you were waiting for a punchline. I delivered 272 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 1: the punchline. So that's where guys, it's okay to laugh, 273 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,800 Speaker 1: let's have fun, let's let's be light about and also 274 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:31,960 Speaker 1: just remember these are just ideas that I think could 275 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,919 Speaker 1: become jokes. I'm very much working them out and saying 276 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:40,080 Speaker 1: them for the very first time for your listening pleasure. 277 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:48,479 Speaker 1: So thanks Kyle for at least laughing along for that 278 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,879 Speaker 1: Magic Johnson one, which I still think has potential. I 279 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:56,199 Speaker 1: mean it's no thong song joke, but I mean the 280 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,680 Speaker 1: guy's just so late, like it just doesn't make sense. 281 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:02,440 Speaker 1: Like even Lebron who's busy, busy, busy trying to win championships. 282 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:05,160 Speaker 1: I mean, shoot, he just won another championship in season 283 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:10,760 Speaker 1: this year. You know, he definitely gets the tweet out 284 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,320 Speaker 1: the moment something major happens and magic, he's just so 285 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 1: he's getting better at it, but he's so late. Have 286 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,800 Speaker 1: to wonder if maybe it's a symptom of the aides. 287 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,600 Speaker 1: But all right, back to best of the laugh. It's 288 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:30,120 Speaker 1: a sketch think Hamilton. So it's a musical, but it's 289 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:34,919 Speaker 1: set in a gas station. Okay, the main character is 290 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:39,119 Speaker 1: the cashier, and you've got multiple characters just coming and going. 291 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:42,160 Speaker 1: I mean, it just takes place during like morning rush, 292 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: and you've got folks coming in. You got the kids 293 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,080 Speaker 1: with the backpacks coming in and they're singing about you know, 294 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 1: maybe like a glee club and they're singing together, you know, 295 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,600 Speaker 1: coming in to steel stuff. And then you've got the 296 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,120 Speaker 1: mom coming in on a way to work and she's 297 00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 1: got the baby in one arm and she's rand and 298 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,280 Speaker 1: raven about her busy morning. Maybe it's like a punk song. 299 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:08,359 Speaker 1: And you've got the businessman coming in and maybe he's 300 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:12,719 Speaker 1: got something just a little more uh like metal. Maybe 301 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,879 Speaker 1: he's you know, slip back hair, and he's coming to 302 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,200 Speaker 1: get his coffee. So it's it's it's fun. There's there's music, 303 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,359 Speaker 1: and they're they're coming in and going. And then you 304 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,840 Speaker 1: know you have regulars right at the gas station, and 305 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,199 Speaker 1: you get you get the folk. The fella comes in 306 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 1: and he wants to buy his scratch tickets, and he's 307 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,760 Speaker 1: sitting there, he wants his smokes, he's getting his scratch tickets. 308 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,720 Speaker 1: He's at the counter, he's getting the scratch tickets. Songs 309 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,879 Speaker 1: are going big musical number. He wins, He wins the 310 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars scratch tickets. So now it's a big 311 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:48,280 Speaker 1: dance dance number. And then a guy comes in, uh 312 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,159 Speaker 1: to rob the place, and he shoots the cashier and 313 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,960 Speaker 1: shoots the guy that won the money. It's a little violent, 314 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:05,400 Speaker 1: that's the punchline. People won't see it coming. They won't. Man, 315 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:11,000 Speaker 1: that's a little I don't know, that's a little I'll work keep. 316 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:11,359 Speaker 2: I'll keep it. 317 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:17,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not. I'm not a violent person. But I 318 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:21,400 Speaker 1: was thinking what would be a great way to end 319 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,879 Speaker 1: this musical number, and that that would catch people off guard. 320 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,960 Speaker 1: I thought it was that's you know. 321 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:28,399 Speaker 4: It's funny. 322 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,320 Speaker 1: I did that. 323 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,960 Speaker 2: That's a little violence, But I don't know how. I 324 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,960 Speaker 2: don't know how that would catch people off guard. But 325 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,439 Speaker 2: it's a little, a little bunch that I had. Something 326 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,359 Speaker 2: like that actually was playing around. I did like a 327 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:41,960 Speaker 2: fake trailer called All Sudden. 328 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:42,800 Speaker 1: Yeah I saw that. 329 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but that's a fake trailer. 330 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:45,800 Speaker 3: I was not. 331 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,960 Speaker 1: I was I'm not. That film's never coming out. 332 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,320 Speaker 2: It's just me doing stupid ship and seeing that people 333 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,840 Speaker 2: being arrested in a couple people like coming out. 334 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,040 Speaker 1: That's what I thought too. 335 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,360 Speaker 2: I thought it was I was bored, but I had 336 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:00,879 Speaker 2: it came up with an idea because I was like, 337 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,640 Speaker 2: oh man, you look serious. 338 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:02,920 Speaker 4: Blah blah blah. 339 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,640 Speaker 2: So I was thinking, I can do that, and you're 340 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,040 Speaker 2: talking about twists. You know, I'm looking for my son 341 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,879 Speaker 2: to be a short film, looking for my son, and 342 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:14,040 Speaker 2: you know I saw that he was already you know 343 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,240 Speaker 2: that he never wanted. 344 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,600 Speaker 1: Daycare and everything else. 345 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,800 Speaker 2: I can't get ahold of his mom, you know what 346 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,040 Speaker 2: I mean. 347 00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:22,000 Speaker 1: I'm looking for my son and it comes to. 348 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,640 Speaker 2: Find out like the investigatiors like, hey man, I find 349 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,359 Speaker 2: out where the son is. 350 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 1: He's in the house. She recognized his house. 351 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,640 Speaker 2: I'm like, he had recognized his house, and. 352 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,440 Speaker 4: We walked up to the door. 353 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,640 Speaker 2: We knock on the door and a woman answered the door, 354 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,959 Speaker 2: and he's like, you know this woman. I'm like, hell, 355 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:37,800 Speaker 2: y'all know this woman, Mom. 356 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,320 Speaker 1: You took my son. 357 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:43,120 Speaker 2: For real, My mom took myself because I owed her 358 00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:45,399 Speaker 2: money for the last time she babysitting them, So she 359 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 2: took myself without be doing And that. 360 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,639 Speaker 1: The plot to us to be a joke set of 361 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:53,159 Speaker 1: a serious feel. That's fantastic. That's what I was gonna do. 362 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:53,680 Speaker 1: But I like that. 363 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:57,120 Speaker 2: I really was just fucking around on that trailer. 364 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:05,159 Speaker 1: That's a twist that works, and not shooting at lot. 365 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,199 Speaker 1: I swear to you, I'm not a violent person. 366 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:10,800 Speaker 3: I am. 367 00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:12,439 Speaker 1: I'm a lover, not a fighter. 368 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,760 Speaker 2: But you was like, then he shoots the band, he 369 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,400 Speaker 2: shoots the catch. 370 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,280 Speaker 1: I was like, damn. 371 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:24,720 Speaker 2: Scary happy, and I was like, I wonder where this is. 372 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,840 Speaker 1: Going, Like, man, this, I don't know. This is good. 373 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:32,320 Speaker 1: Maybe not for me, but this is good. And then 374 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:39,320 Speaker 1: I got problems. I don't tell you. I also pitched 375 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,080 Speaker 1: sketch ideas. I just I didn't give you a heads 376 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,679 Speaker 1: up on that. You thought, Oh, Jeremy's gonna give us 377 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,920 Speaker 1: some dumb joke ideas. No, no, no, I've got a 378 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 1: couple of sketches too, so I'm I'm pretty talented. But 379 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:57,080 Speaker 1: that was from the episode Levetty Vegas. You can find 380 00:22:57,119 --> 00:23:03,959 Speaker 1: that on Spotify and app podcasts. And I firmly believe 381 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 1: that that sketch would be hilarious. It'd be a musical number. 382 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,399 Speaker 1: Maybe it's better to be like a I don't know, 383 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:16,320 Speaker 1: like an sn L sketch. I'm not writing a resume 384 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,520 Speaker 1: currently to write for us and L obviously, but I 385 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:25,040 Speaker 1: do think it would have some potential yes, I do. 386 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,680 Speaker 1: All right, back to the laps, but first I want 387 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,560 Speaker 1: to run a couple jokes by that. Is that all right? 388 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:34,000 Speaker 1: Yeah for sure? Okay the first one, and these are 389 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,760 Speaker 1: just ideas that I'm trying to develop. It a joke, 390 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,399 Speaker 1: so you just tell me if it's funny, if it 391 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:42,240 Speaker 1: has anything to it. But you know how kids would 392 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:46,440 Speaker 1: down syndrome have like a certain look. Yeah, okay. I 393 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,080 Speaker 1: think kids that grow up drinking a whole lot of 394 00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:52,200 Speaker 1: mountain dew are on that same level. Like you can. 395 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,800 Speaker 1: You could pick them out of a crowd and you 396 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,719 Speaker 1: be in a Missouri I'm sure you see that often. 397 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,080 Speaker 1: That's a good apprentice, man. I like that. I like that. 398 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:03,600 Speaker 2: That's good, Yeah, because gonna get the mountain drinkers pissed. 399 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:03,600 Speaker 3: Off of that. 400 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,520 Speaker 1: I like to tell you, Yeah, mountain dew kids, they 401 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,400 Speaker 1: have a certain look. Those fellows be running around, eyes bugging, 402 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,800 Speaker 1: mouth wide. Why are their mouths bigger? It's not like 403 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:21,040 Speaker 1: to drink mountain dew. You gotta spread your mouth wider, 404 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,520 Speaker 1: you know, But it sure seems like they got that 405 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,960 Speaker 1: big mouth, got that big mouth. The eyes are bugging, 406 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:36,040 Speaker 1: they're running around, They never sleep, they don't mind their business. 407 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,879 Speaker 1: I don't know. That's from the episode Anthony Rodgers. I 408 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,359 Speaker 1: tell you what. The Anthony Rogers Show is blowing up 409 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,520 Speaker 1: and Anthony has set a goal for twenty twenty four 410 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,359 Speaker 1: to earn a million dollars for the first time in 411 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,520 Speaker 1: his in his career and uh, brother, if you do, 412 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:02,439 Speaker 1: I'm for hire, buddy, I'm for higher. I have wanted 413 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:07,879 Speaker 1: to work for a millionaire that wasn't being funded by 414 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,200 Speaker 1: a corporation. Let's just say that I've worked for millionaires, 415 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,320 Speaker 1: but I would love to work for a millionaire that 416 00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,200 Speaker 1: is a funded by a corporation and we can create 417 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,760 Speaker 1: I'm I'm for hire, Anthony's what I'm saying. I don't 418 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 1: think you're listening to this episode, but if by chance 419 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,280 Speaker 1: you are, hit me up. Hit me up and good 420 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,040 Speaker 1: luck on your path. But you got to check out 421 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,840 Speaker 1: the Anthony Rodgers Show. It's on every I mean anywhere 422 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,200 Speaker 1: that you can watch or listen to the show. They 423 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:39,119 Speaker 1: dive into some just deep topics, off the wall topics, 424 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:43,280 Speaker 1: things you would never think of. But it is interesting 425 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,520 Speaker 1: and he's getting into the live the live shows with it. 426 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:50,560 Speaker 1: They did a hot sauce contest in a theater, just 427 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,560 Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, so you gotta follow Anthony Rogers. 428 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:58,400 Speaker 1: But back to laugh all right, the sketch I'm very 429 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:02,399 Speaker 1: proud of. I think this is. You know what, if 430 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,159 Speaker 1: you think this thing can win in some film festivals, 431 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:09,960 Speaker 1: maybe I'll film it. You tell me. But here's the 432 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:15,359 Speaker 1: sketch ideal. Okay, the location is grocery store. The main 433 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,800 Speaker 1: character is a female and she has a grocery cart, 434 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:23,240 Speaker 1: and she's walking into the grocery store. So everything you're 435 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,840 Speaker 1: seeing is her trip through the grocery store. She does 436 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,960 Speaker 1: not talk. The only sounds you hear are the normal 437 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,439 Speaker 1: sounds you hear at a grocery store. So there's the 438 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,800 Speaker 1: hustle and bustle, there's the carts rolling, there's the music playing. 439 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,639 Speaker 1: You might hear employees, you know, asking people if they 440 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:44,920 Speaker 1: need help or whatever. She's going about the store shopping. 441 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,119 Speaker 1: She's in produce, she's checking the melons, and she's grabbing 442 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,800 Speaker 1: what she wants. She's getting lettuce, she's getting apples. Heads 443 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,080 Speaker 1: back to the bakery, maybe get some buns. Throws it 444 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,760 Speaker 1: in the cart. She's having a great time. She's going 445 00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,399 Speaker 1: to the meat department. She's getting a couple pounds ground 446 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,719 Speaker 1: beef from the meat counter. The meat employees fantastic smile, 447 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,360 Speaker 1: says thank you, hands it back to the to the customer, 448 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,600 Speaker 1: and she keeps rolling through. Goes to the dairy, gets 449 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,840 Speaker 1: some eggs, checks the eggs right. She gets the eggs, 450 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:15,080 Speaker 1: heads up to the front, checks out, no issues, bags 451 00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 1: it up, puts it in the car, goes out to 452 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,640 Speaker 1: her car. Then we see her in the car. She's 453 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,520 Speaker 1: listening to music, seems to still be having a nice 454 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 1: little day. Heads pulls into her driveway, pulls into the garage, 455 00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:32,159 Speaker 1: opens the trunk, gets her groceries. Husband comes out, grabs 456 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,680 Speaker 1: the groceries too. They go inside. As they're unloading, he goes, 457 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,399 Speaker 1: how is your trip at the store, and she just 458 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:43,360 Speaker 1: unloads on him on how terrible everybody at the grocery 459 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,320 Speaker 1: store is and how awful of a job they do there, 460 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,920 Speaker 1: and how they had nothing that she needed. Oh. 461 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,800 Speaker 3: Interesting, that reminds me of. 462 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,600 Speaker 1: Watch thirty rock here and there. 463 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:02,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, there's an ape, because you know I missed 464 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:08,400 Speaker 4: the fan. She she remembers high school as like everyone 465 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,600 Speaker 4: was so mean to her and she was like the misfit. 466 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,200 Speaker 4: And then she goes back to the reunion and then 467 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,320 Speaker 4: we did the audience see and. 468 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,880 Speaker 3: Realize that she was actually the bully and the one 469 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,320 Speaker 3: and everyone didn't like her. 470 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:22,760 Speaker 1: That's awesome. 471 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:24,280 Speaker 3: I love it. 472 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:29,239 Speaker 1: Yee. She the customer had a normal experience. But in 473 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:35,040 Speaker 1: today's world, you never know what somebody's thinking, and the 474 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,920 Speaker 1: complaints come rolling through, and a lot of times those 475 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,440 Speaker 1: complaints come through social media anymore, you know, and you 476 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,200 Speaker 1: don't even know there was an issue if there was 477 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,320 Speaker 1: an issue. But all the people we see at the 478 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:50,320 Speaker 1: store and everybody seems fine, like we're doing our job. 479 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:50,760 Speaker 1: And then. 480 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think it's funny too if you show 481 00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:01,160 Speaker 3: like her perspective versus their perspective. Oh yeah, us, how 482 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,480 Speaker 3: we thought go down and then how she thinks that it's. 483 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:09,880 Speaker 1: Going down yep yep, Like we we think she grabbed 484 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,800 Speaker 1: all the produce that she needs and it's just fine. 485 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,200 Speaker 1: But when you go to her perspective, you know there's 486 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,840 Speaker 1: there's a multi apple or right, Yeah, that's that's a 487 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,680 Speaker 1: great idea. See, this is the deal. You get Emmy 488 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,360 Speaker 1: Award winning producers like Stephanie Percell on the show, and 489 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,840 Speaker 1: you can find her in that episode you know, appropriately 490 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,800 Speaker 1: titled Stephanie Purcell and She'll give you a punchline that 491 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,680 Speaker 1: just knocks your sketch idea out of the bark. So 492 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,280 Speaker 1: do the other side of it, where you, you know, 493 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 1: go through my idea and then give the other perspective 494 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,320 Speaker 1: of the person at the end, and just everything's a 495 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 1: nightmare genius, right. So yeah, I think I'm ready for 496 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,160 Speaker 1: SNL at this point. I have just given you two 497 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:57,000 Speaker 1: sketches that are going to produce ratings on the Nielsen. 498 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,800 Speaker 1: Got to get Steffani back on the show because I 499 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,200 Speaker 1: think I've got a few more sketch ideas that I 500 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,640 Speaker 1: need to pitch and her give me punchlines for back 501 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,280 Speaker 1: to Joe. Remember back in the day, milk cartons would 502 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,080 Speaker 1: have like the missing children, like pictures on them and 503 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,200 Speaker 1: like their name and what they looked like so you 504 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:22,920 Speaker 1: could try to find them. What about the kids that 505 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,600 Speaker 1: were found? You know, do you think they like them? 506 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,320 Speaker 1: And their parents tried to like grab all the milk 507 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,920 Speaker 1: cartons they could, and that kid's just like signing autographs 508 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:47,320 Speaker 1: for friends. No, that's that's good. Literally, that's it. I got. 509 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:52,040 Speaker 1: I got nothing. I need more with the milk carton 510 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:59,880 Speaker 1: kids or maybe the ones on eggnog. Yes, for the 511 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,280 Speaker 1: holiday edition. Yeah, for the holiday. 512 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,880 Speaker 4: Hey, Harry, Christmas, We've found We've found Trevor. 513 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,560 Speaker 1: I love that. That's fantastic. Or you got the kids, 514 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,000 Speaker 1: you know with the you know those big electronic signs 515 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,600 Speaker 1: for amber alerts on the on the interstate. You got 516 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,480 Speaker 1: kids that you know get found or saved from the 517 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,720 Speaker 1: amber alerts and they're taking selfies in front of it 518 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,440 Speaker 1: for the Graham. You know, you got to post it 519 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,400 Speaker 1: for the graand you gotta yeah there. 520 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,560 Speaker 2: Now, is there something with your milk carton one where 521 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,760 Speaker 2: you could be like I thought it was a little 522 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:32,240 Speaker 2: morbid that all of them had expiration dates. 523 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,880 Speaker 1: See, you would be really good at this. You definitely 524 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,040 Speaker 1: need to get on stage. 525 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,520 Speaker 3: I can fitfall with you. 526 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,880 Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you out here. That was Frank Olmstead. 527 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,840 Speaker 1: He's on the episode title Frank Golfstead. I think you 528 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,920 Speaker 1: guys understand home titled these episodes now but uh, you 529 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:53,000 Speaker 1: know Frank a morning show host in small town, Iowa 530 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:58,640 Speaker 1: for Wow, Shoot, what do we do twenty years now? 531 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:03,600 Speaker 1: Inspired wants to hit the stage, tell some jokes. Uh, Frank, 532 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,680 Speaker 1: let's get to writing. Let's uh, let's uh, let's workshop 533 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,040 Speaker 1: some stuff and uh, when when we go to the mic, 534 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,480 Speaker 1: I'm I think I'm gonna do the milk card joke 535 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,960 Speaker 1: so you can see it live at person and the 536 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,560 Speaker 1: thunk song joke, because that's it's kind of a staple 537 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:25,080 Speaker 1: of mind at this point. But yeah, all right, one more. Hey, 538 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,200 Speaker 1: thank you everybody, uh for listening to this episode. It's 539 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,240 Speaker 1: the best of the laughs. These are the jokes that 540 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:34,360 Speaker 1: I was working out. I know how I'm recapping as 541 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:38,240 Speaker 1: if we're on live radio and somebody might just be 542 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,200 Speaker 1: tuning in. Nobody's just randomly tuning in right now to 543 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:45,800 Speaker 1: a podcast, But yeah, you guys, get the jest. One more. 544 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,800 Speaker 1: This week's episode of Laugh with Me is brought to 545 00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:01,080 Speaker 1: you by the Nielsen Corporation self prentially known as the 546 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,680 Speaker 1: Nielsen Company and formerly known as ac Nielsen or ac 547 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,840 Speaker 1: Nielsen Eric, global marketing research firm with worldwide headquarters in 548 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,720 Speaker 1: New York City in the United States. Regional headquarters for 549 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,200 Speaker 1: North America are located in Chicago. And yes, that was 550 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,520 Speaker 1: verbatim from the Wikipedia. They'll send you two dollars in 551 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,960 Speaker 1: the mail to fill out a survey. 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It's a little kill with a big story 562 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,520 Speaker 1: to tell. 563 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:10,360 Speaker 4: I take one daily jaudience at each day stone. 564 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,600 Speaker 1: I've been wishing a lot lately that I had diabetes, 565 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,640 Speaker 1: and it's one hundred percent based on just like the 566 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:25,000 Speaker 1: commercials I watch. Like just the other day, I saw 567 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,360 Speaker 1: this Jardians commercial where they're, you know, singing and dancing 568 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,239 Speaker 1: about lowering their A one C and you know, like 569 00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,600 Speaker 1: they're in a musical. And I've always like thought it'd 570 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,799 Speaker 1: be cool to be in a musical, And I thought, 571 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,000 Speaker 1: if I had diabetes, you know, maybe i'd have a 572 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:44,000 Speaker 1: shot right right. Instead, I'm stuck with Crohn's disease and 573 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,600 Speaker 1: my sky Reezy just allows me to have a great 574 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,840 Speaker 1: time on a roller coaster. I like it. I like it. 575 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,319 Speaker 4: I think you should enter in from the like I 576 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,320 Speaker 4: have Crone's disease. 577 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,760 Speaker 1: I wish I had diabetes because their commercials are more fun. 578 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,880 Speaker 1: There you go, all right, I like that because like, 579 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,880 Speaker 1: I love riding roller coaster, but I'd rather be in 580 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,279 Speaker 1: a musical. That's there's a there. 581 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:10,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's really funny because also, I mean, why, like. 582 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,719 Speaker 1: If they're if these diseases are so bad, why is 583 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,520 Speaker 1: they weren't having such a great time all the time. 584 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,480 Speaker 1: That's the thing they run through, like all the side effects, 585 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,239 Speaker 1: all the things that you're going through that are just 586 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,839 Speaker 1: painful and hard to live with, but they are having 587 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:32,319 Speaker 1: the time of their lives. Right, Oh yeah, that sounds 588 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,680 Speaker 1: like a good time. I'll get crows disease and go 589 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,239 Speaker 1: on a roller coaster if that's how Yeah, you might. 590 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,480 Speaker 1: You must have this much intestinal stress to ride this ride. 591 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:48,000 Speaker 1: That was Zach Peterson again. His special is dropping on 592 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:55,120 Speaker 1: YouTube a list of wet celebrities on January twenty fifth. 593 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,000 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. This was the best 594 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,279 Speaker 1: of the laughs of the first half of these in 595 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:05,239 Speaker 1: one of laugh with me as always a brand new 596 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:10,800 Speaker 1: episode We'll be here on Wednesday. Available on Spotify, Available 597 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:16,200 Speaker 1: on Apple Podcast for Johnny Palermo. I'm Jeremy Otum. Thanks 598 00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:16,720 Speaker 1: for listening.