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Speaker 1: Well, all of us. You're at the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: We can hardly wait till till Christmas. Most of us write, uh,

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Speaker 1: except for you know who bitter Man slash the Grinch.

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Speaker 1: We call him the Grinch around Christmas. Anthony Brown, Steve

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Speaker 1: is here, your friend. Now.

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Speaker 2: This is his segment.

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Speaker 1: He's calling it evil things to do for Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Because I don't know why I have been dubbed the

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Speaker 3: evilest one on this show because I'm not on this.

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Speaker 1: Well, you you don't only want here, you are j

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Speaker 1: not the evilist.

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Speaker 4: You. We didn't have evil to.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you brought evil in.

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Speaker 3: These are evil things to do over the holidays, by

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Speaker 3: your Shuli James.

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Speaker 4: Around number one, get yourself.

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Speaker 3: A launch uh huh, and go to the one of

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Speaker 3: those stores electronic stores, and just sit outside and watch

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Speaker 3: people try to put a big TV and little.

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Speaker 4: So so much fun.

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Speaker 2: Bring a lunch, just bring won't make it that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the best part of the when of the guy

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Speaker 3: who works at his son gotta go back inside you.

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Speaker 4: That's the big fut that is the best even things

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Speaker 4: to do for the Hosiday.

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Speaker 3: Load up four or five baskets load of man that

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Speaker 3: you're gonna shop and you'll walk out and leave them

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Speaker 3: because you know somebody gonna put that stuff back.

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Speaker 2: Leave it at the store.

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Speaker 4: You're not buying any of it. Oh, this is a

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Speaker 4: real good one.

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Speaker 3: Come out of the store, go to your car, back out,

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Speaker 3: pull back in, back out, pull back in, and then

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Speaker 3: then get out. Go in and then come back out,

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Speaker 3: back out, pull back.

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Speaker 4: In, Steve, get your friend.

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Speaker 2: People think they got a parking space coming.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, look on the face. Not leaving again.

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Speaker 5: Out there.

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Speaker 4: There's another one. This is so much fun.

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Speaker 3: Put all your trash in a big box, wrap it

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Speaker 3: up in Christmas paper, put a bow on it, go

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Speaker 3: to the mall, set it on the hood of your car,

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Speaker 3: and just watch people steal it.

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Speaker 4: It is so much I like that, Lord.

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Speaker 3: To see them drive around and like, oh, there's a

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Speaker 3: box on the car, and get it.

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Speaker 4: Get it. Get on the elevator.

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Speaker 3: Wait, did you see somebody with a whole lot of packages?

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Speaker 4: Hurry up, come on, I got it. I'm holding elevator.

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Speaker 4: I got it. And when they get there, you let

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Speaker 4: that dope close.

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Speaker 3: Right in there, and then you gotta yell out it's

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Speaker 3: gonna I tried.

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Speaker 5: I tried a hole right I do, I do, I

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Speaker 5: do that a lot ja elevation. I don't want to

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Speaker 5: ride with nobody. I try to act like I'm trying.

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Speaker 3: To Sorry, sorry, I hit another one. Get in line, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Santa Claus. Here, sit on Santa lam and hold up

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Speaker 3: the line. Just pull out a long list, just till

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Speaker 3: the kids get irritated. When they start crying, it's just

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Speaker 3: and then I'm way hard. I don't want to get

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Speaker 3: a new house. Just as long as you can talk

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Speaker 3: the sanate, the better.

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Speaker 4: Get you a stuff. This is a good one. This

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Speaker 4: is good.

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Speaker 3: Get you a stuffed Santa Claus tied to the hood

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Speaker 3: of your car, and then drive around like you hit

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Speaker 3: Santa Claus.

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Speaker 2: Just that's evil.

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Speaker 4: One of them inflatable Santa Claus.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm in your tie su and

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Speaker 3: drive by school.

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Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on? Kids on? This is a real

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Speaker 4: du with here. It's kind of tricky.

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Speaker 2: What is what are we doing here?

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Speaker 4: Little things to do over the holidays?

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Speaker 3: Candy Brown, find your ex girlfriend right on the back

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Speaker 3: of her car. Merry Christmas, ho ho ho, here's the kitchen,

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Speaker 3: here's to catch what. Two of the Whole Hoes have

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Speaker 3: been written by paint that will wash off when it rained.

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Speaker 3: So in the back of the car, just said Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Hope the other two gonna come up and last, but

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Speaker 3: not leave. You know these people are associate. You gotta

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Speaker 3: go to a Quana party. Uh huh dressed like Santa Claus.

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Speaker 4: Oh my go.

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Speaker 2: Are they gonna take mine? I got another man who

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Speaker 2: celebrates Kwans do not play.

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Speaker 5: They do not play seriously, Man, I gotta I got

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Speaker 5: a family member do that too. Man, I just what

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Speaker 5: you know, I'll be trying to be respectful of him,

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Speaker 5: I said, But dog, I can't. Hey, man, why don't

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Speaker 5: you get back to your African roots? I said, Bro,

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Speaker 5: I'm in touch with my actual because I.

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Speaker 4: Do like Christmas.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't even understand what Christmas is. I might not,

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Speaker 5: but I shure don't understand what Kuans are. So unless you,

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Speaker 5: I said, but just understand, dog, my whole life I

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Speaker 5: grew up with Christmas.

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Speaker 2: I just find a liking.

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Speaker 4: I ain't finish.

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Speaker 5: Stop. Yeah, when you should stop, every black person should stop.

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Speaker 2: No, Dog, that's a hard See. I can't celebrate a

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Speaker 2: holiday the same age as me.

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Speaker 4: Christmas way older than me, and Kwans have both got his.

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Speaker 2: How long is kwans is it? It's a certain amount

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Speaker 2: of days.

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Speaker 1: Seven day.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's cool for the people that do it, man,

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Speaker 5: but they be on such an angle for you not

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Speaker 5: joining in.

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Speaker 1: Well, for those of you who celebrate Kwanza, Happy Kwanta,

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Speaker 1: and for those of you, yeah, celebrate Christmas, Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 5: And for everybody to celebrate Happy Honka, just happy holiday.

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Speaker 5: Yeah to everybody out there, do you and I.

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Speaker 4: Do want to see Santa Claus go to this this

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Speaker 4: Kwansa party. You're listening Hard Morning Show