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Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, Lorena, It's Colby. Who is this Colby? I

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Speaker 1: wanted to let you know I will be there. I

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Speaker 1: can't wait. Um, I'm sorry. Where your birthday party? I

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Speaker 1: got the evite that you sent and it had your

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Speaker 1: phone number on there, and you said to call with

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Speaker 1: any questions. So I just want to call up and

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Speaker 1: ask you a few things about it. I'm sorry. What

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Speaker 1: did your name? Colby? Colby? Hey? Just curious. How did

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Speaker 1: you find me? Did you find me on Facebook? Or

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Speaker 1: did one of my friends tell you that I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: fun at parties. I'm assuming it's the last part, because

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Speaker 1: I'm a good pretty good time. I'm I'm not quite

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Speaker 1: I don't remember you know, it's I don't know who

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Speaker 1: you are. I'm so sorry. But you sent me an

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Speaker 1: evite and it had your phone number on the evite,

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Speaker 1: so I figured i'd call you. I don't. I think

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Speaker 1: it's I think maybe I sent it to the wrong email,

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Speaker 1: possibly because I don't I don't know anybody by that name.

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Speaker 1: You're joking, right? No? Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: I thought you wanted me to celebrate your birthday with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, but I

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Speaker 1: just I'm sure it was an accident, but you sent

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Speaker 1: me an evite. Oh my god. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what to say to you. I'm sure it must have

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Speaker 1: been a mistake. You know, I haven't been to a

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Speaker 1: party in about fifteen years. I thought this was the

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Speaker 1: first party I had been invited to in a long time.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry a long time. I

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Speaker 1: guess it's really not anybody's fault. It's just that I

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Speaker 1: was locked up for so long, and I thought, well,

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Speaker 1: I was in prison for a while, and I thought

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Speaker 1: that this was my first chance to get out and

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Speaker 1: go to a party. But I thought. I guess I

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Speaker 1: was mistaken. You were in prison. Yeah, I didn't really

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Speaker 1: get along with my mom and daddy very much, and

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Speaker 1: then I did some bad things, so I had to go.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Um, well, I'm sorry about that. I

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Speaker 1: get it. I get it. You probably don't want me

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Speaker 1: to come into your party. You think that i'm some weirdo. No, no,

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Speaker 1: you're You're not a weirdo. I'm sure you do. You

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Speaker 1: could get to know me, though, if you let me

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Speaker 1: come to your birthday party. Yeah, I just don't know

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Speaker 1: that that would be a good time you sent, but

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Speaker 1: you sent me an evite. I am sure that I

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Speaker 1: did that accidentally. I'm coming over there anyway. I've got

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Speaker 1: your address from the EVA and I just have to

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Speaker 1: come over. I'm just not comfortable with you coming over. First,

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Speaker 1: you tell me that you didn't mean to invite me

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Speaker 1: to your party, and now you're telling me I can't

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Speaker 1: come over. I'm a fun person. I'm fun. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you're a really nice guy. But you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know you. You can get to know me

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Speaker 1: if you weren't such a bitch. Wow, yeah, you heard it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I deserve that. You're just like

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Speaker 1: my mom. You're just like the mom I used to

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Speaker 1: have where you went away. Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming over and we are gonna talk about this. No, Caldy,

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Speaker 1: you are not coming over. Yeah yeah, huh no. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you come over, I'm calling nine one one. If

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Speaker 1: you call nine one one, I'm gonna tickle your feet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's weird, right, Yes, that is very weird. That's

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Speaker 1: because this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving on to two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your friend Wendy. No, your

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Speaker 1: friend Wendy set you up. Oh my god. She told

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Speaker 1: us about the party and thought it would freak you

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Speaker 1: out if an X con was gonna show up. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I was terrified. Oh can I come? Can

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Speaker 1: I come over? You can come over? Yes, you can

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Speaker 1: totally come over. Yes,