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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frameyday

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Speaker 1: mornings on that's twenties. This is Aaron. Hi, Aaron, this

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Speaker 1: is Colby Jones calling from corporate hr IM. I don't

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Speaker 1: think I've had the pleasure of making your acquaintance yet,

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Speaker 1: but I need to talk to you about something. You

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Speaker 1: have a momentum? Yeah, sure, sure, what's going on? Well,

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Speaker 1: an issue has come up that I needed to call

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Speaker 1: you about. Unfortunately I'm not at your building. I work

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Speaker 1: in a different building. Otherwise I just ask you to

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Speaker 1: come to my office. But um, anyway, an issue has

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Speaker 1: come up and it's very serious. So I just needed

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Speaker 1: to get some more information from your perspective and your

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Speaker 1: point of view on what's going on. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: so what's what's the problem? This sounds serious. Well, we

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be a difficult conversation because we have seen

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Speaker 1: what you've been doing. What are you talking about? I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about the water. I don't understand what water. How's

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Speaker 1: your water taste today? My water taste fine? I bet

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Speaker 1: it does. I bet it does. Sorry, what are you implying?

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Speaker 1: I'm implying that you've been using the water dispenser? On

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Speaker 1: the second floor. And what floor do you work on

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Speaker 1: I'm on the third exactly do you want to explain?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't see how this is a problem. Okay,

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Speaker 1: maybe if you hear it one more time, you'll realize

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Speaker 1: what's going on and why I have to be on

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Speaker 1: the phone with you right now, and why your job

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Speaker 1: is at risk. You're using the water dispenser on the

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Speaker 1: second floor and you work on the third floor. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's correct. Sorry, you're you're saying that my job is

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Speaker 1: at steak because I take twenty seconds to walk down

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Speaker 1: one flight of stairs. I don't know water from the

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Speaker 1: second floor. That is the VP water dispenser. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you knew that you're smoking, right, VIP water dispenser. Does

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Speaker 1: it sound like I'm joking, because no, I'm not. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is the VIP water dispenser. It is a dispenser

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Speaker 1: that is reserved for those people on the second floor

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Speaker 1: and those people on the second floor who have achieved

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Speaker 1: the status of VIP and apparently that's not one. You

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Speaker 1: don't even work on the floor. You work on the

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Speaker 1: third floor, and I don't think you have a VIP

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Speaker 1: card in your wallet. Do you look I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I've never heard of a VIP card.

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Speaker 1: That's probably because you're not a VIP Why exactly are

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Speaker 1: you telling me all this? Am I fired? Is that

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Speaker 1: what you're getting at? I will get to that in

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Speaker 1: just a and okay, but obviously you really enjoy the

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Speaker 1: water on the second floor more than the third floor

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Speaker 1: for some reason. Well yeah, I mean it's colder, it

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Speaker 1: tastes better. M h. And that's true because it's the

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Speaker 1: VP water dispenser in the building. Oh god, look, if

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Speaker 1: it was so secret, why are you telling me about it? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you because obviously you really enjoy the water

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Speaker 1: on the second floor. Also, you are a good employee

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Speaker 1: and I would hate to have to terminate you. So

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Speaker 1: I would like to invite you to join the VIP

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Speaker 1: club and you can use whatever water dispenser you like then,

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Speaker 1: and also whatever bathroom you like. What, Well, just let

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Speaker 1: me know and I can deduct the fourteen hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: from your paycheck. What it' that's no, Look, that's got

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Speaker 1: to be a joke. Yes, yeah, yep. Is this Walter? No,

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Speaker 1: this is not Walter. This is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show. Doing a phone prank on you. Your coworker

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Speaker 1: Tenor set you up. Oh my god, I'm gonna get him.

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Speaker 1: He says, you use the water cooler on the second

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Speaker 1: floor for some reason and wanted me to tell you

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Speaker 1: that it was for VIPs only. I cannot believe I

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Speaker 1: thought this was real. Oh my god. The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: on demand