Speaker 1: Second date of date. When you're on a date, I
Speaker 1: think the goal for a lot of people is to
Speaker 1: just get to a point where you can finally let
Speaker 1: your guard down. Yeah, the best part. Yeah, and just
Speaker 1: to try do what animals do? Oh wait, what a down?
Speaker 1: And what better place to see animals do and what
Speaker 1: they do? Then at the local zoo. And that's where
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Chris, took his date and now
Speaker 1: she's not calling him back. Chris, what's going on? Man?
Speaker 1: You go animal style at the zoo with your date.
Speaker 1: We had a very nice date at the zoo. He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to answer that. No one ever does.
Speaker 1: So tell us about the girl that you went out with.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name's Ellie, Ellie. Where'd you meet her?
Speaker 1: We matched on tender and then it was I wanted
Speaker 1: a not a very risky date, and so it was like,
Speaker 1: what about the zoo? And she immediately said yes, it's
Speaker 1: actually like it's a great idea the zoo, Like there's
Speaker 1: always something to talk about. Look at a little bit
Speaker 1: of danger in there, stick your arm in between the
Speaker 1: cages of the line cage and it's a little bit
Speaker 1: of excitement to do that. That's exactly the whole point.
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to. But when you do get gets
Speaker 1: the blood pumping, things start happening, isn't that right, Chris?
Speaker 1: That is? And she kept asking me what animals I
Speaker 1: want to see? And I've actually done this before, so
Speaker 1: I knew for a fact you don't want to go
Speaker 1: see the monkeys because they might throw poop at you.
Speaker 1: You don't want to go see the elephants because they're
Speaker 1: majestic animals, but they stink the high Heaven exactly. So
Speaker 1: I was sitting there going like, oh, maybe the drafts
Speaker 1: would be a safe bet, and she didn't suggested that
Speaker 1: her favorite animal is the penguin. The penguins, I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're worrying about penguins are so stinky. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're awesome, they're super clear to see you. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: if they're the girl's favored, you have to do it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing with the penguins, though, is they
Speaker 1: have that little tunnel where you can look at them
Speaker 1: as they're underwater. You can't smell down there, and there's
Speaker 1: not a lot of light and it's kind of romantic.
Speaker 1: And so we were just standing there very naturally watching
Speaker 1: the penguins swim around underwater. I leaned it over to
Speaker 1: her and kissed her. Okay, how is that received? She
Speaker 1: kissed me back, and it was like, this is nice.
Speaker 1: And penguins mate for life. They do happy that's how
Speaker 1: they mate. I know. They're much better than the philandering humans.
Speaker 1: So it sounds like things are going great. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: at this point she asks me kind of very flirtatiously.
Speaker 1: She's like, hey, have you seen this brain farting on
Speaker 1: the name? But it's the documentary about penguins that's out
Speaker 1: right now. She's like, have you seen this documentary? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, she's like really into penguins, really really into
Speaker 1: You're not talking about happy Feet, right? A documentary? Okay,
Speaker 1: like March of the Penguins. Y, yeah, yeah, one of
Speaker 1: those very same thing as that. Okay, So she's like
Speaker 1: have you seen it? And I was like no. She
Speaker 1: was like, well, why don't we go back to your
Speaker 1: place and watch it? Oh? That was I'm sorry by
Speaker 1: her part, smooth. It was so into penguins. I wasn't
Speaker 1: even sure if she wanted to do like Netflix and Chill.
Speaker 1: It was this more like Geo and Krill, like she
Speaker 1: wanted to teach me everything. Yeah, both sound good to me,
Speaker 1: no matter what I mean. But are you into that?
Speaker 1: Because like it's it's cool when somebody has a really
Speaker 1: cool interest and they're really into it. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: always hope it's not penguins. Penguins. Okay, So did you
Speaker 1: end up doing that? No? No, we went back to
Speaker 1: my place, we put on the documentary and almost immediately
Speaker 1: we start making out. Yeah that penguins. Yeah, she knows
Speaker 1: enough about penguins. All right. How was the makeout? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was pretty good because you got that British guy
Speaker 1: in the back with the monotonous voice talking David Attenborough
Speaker 1: or whatever. Ye, okay, so what making out for about
Speaker 1: ten minutes and then I hear key's jangling at the
Speaker 1: front door. Oh my god, do not tell me you
Speaker 1: have a wife? Oh I have a maid service. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so you have a maid come in yes, Because I
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of control over what time she
Speaker 1: shows up my maid and I didn't even know we
Speaker 1: were coming back to my place until we were at
Speaker 1: the zoo, so I wasn't planning on that. She wanted
Speaker 1: to make out with you with a dirty place. Good job, Okay,
Speaker 1: lots of ladies like dirty places. You keep telling yourself
Speaker 1: that by did you tell the maid like, sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: in the middle of something here, can you come back later? No,
Speaker 1: this is not a case. If she's there, she's already
Speaker 1: traveled a long distance and so be kind of rude
Speaker 1: to send her away. So you just let her clean
Speaker 1: around while you guys were kissing. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, she's going to obviously clean
Speaker 1: the living room. I was like, why don't you and
Speaker 1: I go to the bedroom. No you can't do that. No, No,
Speaker 1: you needed to rain check at that point, say oh, man,
Speaker 1: you know what, our housekeeper's here. Let's go get coffee
Speaker 1: or something. Vacuum. Man, what did she say to the
Speaker 1: bedroom invitation? She when was it? But like, like you
Speaker 1: just said it was the long choice, yeah, and then
Speaker 1: the coop the drab was Then my maid needed to
Speaker 1: get into my bedroom, so we had to switch rooms.
Speaker 1: I was like wow, And at that point Ellie was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's done. It's not Yeah, it's done for us, and
Speaker 1: you just like it would have been perfect if you
Speaker 1: would have just ended it when the housekeeper came. I
Speaker 1: that now, but I can't hop into mind. Lauren fix that.
Speaker 1: I know. So she hasn't texted or called or anything.
Speaker 1: Like the momentum was that ruined, I guess so. Or
Speaker 1: maybe she thought it was desperate because I was like,
Speaker 1: let's keep switching room. Yeah yeah, quiet, you were trying
Speaker 1: real hard to make it work. Yeah, all right, well
Speaker 1: we're gonna try and make it work for you. Okay,
Speaker 1: we can solve there, there's something here. Let's play a song,
Speaker 1: we'll come back. We'll call Ellie for you, and we'll
Speaker 1: try and get you your second date update. Okay, that
Speaker 1: would be awesome. Hold on the human mail and finicky creature.
Speaker 1: He seeks to find a suitable mate online to join
Speaker 1: him back at his pleasure then, and this particular mail,
Speaker 1: Chris knows just the bait to lure her in an
Speaker 1: unsuspecting female in a documentary about Emperor Penguins, I kind
Speaker 1: of like that. Although beautiful, the dating world can be
Speaker 1: a mysterious and unforgiving place as well, full of surprises,
Speaker 1: because just before he can complete his mating dance, Chris
Speaker 1: gets an unexpected visitor, oh a housekeeper, arriving to assume
Speaker 1: her duties and spoil the mood. Chris is not pleased.
Speaker 1: Oh and now we're about to witness one of the
Speaker 1: most spectacular and peculiar rituals in the mating Kingdom, a
Speaker 1: second date update to see if we can save the mood.
Speaker 1: I don't want regular Jeffrey bring back my favor If
Speaker 1: you're just tuning in for the second date update, Chris
Speaker 1: wants our help getting back in touch with his date
Speaker 1: named Ellie. He was able to get her back to
Speaker 1: his place where they were watching a penguin documentary before
Speaker 1: a maid came in and ruin the mood. So now
Speaker 1: he's hoping he can get things back on track with
Speaker 1: a second date update. Do you think that could be
Speaker 1: something else besides you know the housekeeper coming in? No,
Speaker 1: because I've gone over this, like there's a vood film
Speaker 1: and everything was going great. Then you know three's a
Speaker 1: crowd and that moll in the move. Is this weird
Speaker 1: that she wouldn't be calling you back right? Like? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the weird part because I can guarantee like the
Speaker 1: next time there won't be three people that Yeah, what
Speaker 1: was the main wearing? No one else? She's just turned
Speaker 1: off because like he means, you don't clean your own house.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's just call Ellie and see what
Speaker 1: she has to say. Get your second day to update.
Speaker 1: You ready, Chris, I'm ready? Thank you? All Right, here
Speaker 1: we go. I'm and do the number right now. Hello. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Ellie. Yeah, hi Ellie. My name is
Speaker 1: Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: How you doing. What's this about? Well, this is about
Speaker 1: a segment that we do on our show, and you're
Speaker 1: going to be the star of it. Okay, it's a
Speaker 1: good thing, I promise, Well I think, I don't promise.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping it's a good thing because we're doing something
Speaker 1: called a second date update. That's where if you go
Speaker 1: out with someone and afterwards, if that person isn't calling
Speaker 1: you back, you can email our show and we'll reach
Speaker 1: out to that person for you to try and figure
Speaker 1: out the reason why. Oh, you're being serious. I thought
Speaker 1: you were joking about it. You're kind of a joke
Speaker 1: but I never joke about anything ever. It's really hard
Speaker 1: to tell what you're joking about and what you're not
Speaker 1: joking about. Right now, well, I'm just going to drop
Speaker 1: the jokes and in all honesty, one of our listeners
Speaker 1: is trying to get a hold of you. His name's Chris. Oh,
Speaker 1: how do you know about this? Well, because he emailed
Speaker 1: us and he told us a little bit about how
Speaker 1: you two met and that you guys went out for
Speaker 1: a date and on his account, it was a really
Speaker 1: nice time for the majority of your date. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: really liked you a lot. Okay, So now he's confused
Speaker 1: because afterwards he's been struggling to get a hold of
Speaker 1: you and he's hoping to figure out why. All right,
Speaker 1: and he told you about all this, He told us
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. But like, how do you feel
Speaker 1: I mean, did you like him when you guys were
Speaker 1: hanging out? It sounds like you liked him a lot
Speaker 1: because he told us that. Like, you're the one that
Speaker 1: suggested to go back and watch the penguin documentary at
Speaker 1: his house, which I thought smooth, very good. Moon How
Speaker 1: he just tells everything, doesn't he is that? Okay? I mean,
Speaker 1: there's nothing embarrassing that he told us. No, not for me.
Speaker 1: Wait what does that mean? I mean, he's just I
Speaker 1: think he's really weird. So what makes you think that? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we went to see a documentary on penguins, because I
Speaker 1: love penguins and it's got to get a little flirty
Speaker 1: and stuff, you know, and well it's so funny. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well his maid walks in, and I mean he told
Speaker 1: us about that that it kind of interrupted the mood
Speaker 1: and took things down a level. But he feels really
Speaker 1: bad about it. And to be fair, it's not like
Speaker 1: he planned it. I mean, he didn't know that you
Speaker 1: guys were going back to his place. He just had
Speaker 1: the housekeeper scheduled. I mean, it definitely ruined the mood,
Speaker 1: and it's not his fault technically, but he acted really
Speaker 1: weird towards her. Towards the housekeeper, Yeah, what do you mean,
Speaker 1: he like jumped up when she came like immediately and
Speaker 1: gave her a hug. He hugged her. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think you do that. I think it's fine. I mean,
Speaker 1: this person is cleaning your house, and if she's been
Speaker 1: cleaning his house for a long time, like you can
Speaker 1: establish a relation. For everybody knows, you never hug the
Speaker 1: help bro. We you don't make eye contact. You can
Speaker 1: you can maybe maybe like have a little bit of
Speaker 1: a word or two with them, but you don't want
Speaker 1: to give him the wrong idea. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: This person is in your stuff, like literally see plugbers
Speaker 1: and stuff. Do you hug them if they were at
Speaker 1: my house every week? Sure? So wait, that's why you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back is because he hugged his housekeeper.
Speaker 1: Not just that, Like she came in a french maid outfit,
Speaker 1: like the type that you see on Halloween. Like she
Speaker 1: was dressed like a sexy French maid. Yeah, like the
Speaker 1: feather duster that doesn't do anything. And yeah, so you
Speaker 1: think he's hiring her just because she's hot. I'm confused. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know why he's doing it, but that was
Speaker 1: a red flat. I don't know why he's doing that either, Ellie.
Speaker 1: But I do know how we can find out, and
Speaker 1: that's a by just straight up asking him because he's
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and he wants to join
Speaker 1: this conversation. He's on the phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: been waiting like a little dirty boy that he is. Chris, Yep, yep,
Speaker 1: that's all you got, Chris, Um, I have an answer here,
Speaker 1: But if I give the answer, you're going to think
Speaker 1: even worse of the situation. And it's not the case.
Speaker 1: It's actually a very innocent mistake, and I think I
Speaker 1: was trying to plaster over it with a white eye,
Speaker 1: and it's actually gotten worse. Just spit it out, Chris. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you're already in a pretty bad position as
Speaker 1: it is. I don't think it could get much Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: I do not have a housekeeper, a maid. I do
Speaker 1: not have a cleaning service. A woman who came over
Speaker 1: and has keys to my apartment is my mother who no, no,
Speaker 1: let's rewind you're your mom is the one that showed
Speaker 1: up in a French maid outfit because she's a theatrical person. Yes,
Speaker 1: when it's been she would drive me around in high school.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't wear a chauffeur's outfit. Wait, hold on, dude, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on. You live with your mom in a one
Speaker 1: bedroom apartment or your mom comes over dressed as a
Speaker 1: sexy French maid to clean your house? Neither a good oufic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is a French outfit. I do not think it
Speaker 1: is a sexy outfit, and I think it's just to
Speaker 1: get into character. You couldn't ask her and come back
Speaker 1: if it's your mom was in your apartment, she only
Speaker 1: does it like maybe once or twice a month, and
Speaker 1: she's coming from all the way acrom and I don't
Speaker 1: want to ask her to go back because it's late
Speaker 1: at night. She I don't want to drive about that time.
Speaker 1: So you were making out with her while your mom
Speaker 1: was in the other room vacuuming. Yeah, that's not weird though,
Speaker 1: again dressed and not normal. Aid not normal. I thought
Speaker 1: it was going to be like some weird S and
Speaker 1: M thing he was into. And I'm actually now better
Speaker 1: with that than I. No, no, no, no, no, this
Speaker 1: is not This is not an ES and M thing.
Speaker 1: This is a completely normal thing. And I would just
Speaker 1: like to say that my mom thinks you really cute, Ellie.
Speaker 1: She thought you had a great figure, and she says
Speaker 1: she was like, you did very well for yourself. Did
Speaker 1: you just say that your mom thought that Ellie had
Speaker 1: a nice figure. Again, you're making it weird when you
Speaker 1: put on it. I'm just trying to clarify. You know,
Speaker 1: you could have introduced me to her if that was
Speaker 1: your mom. What would that be better responsibility there? I
Speaker 1: was caught flat footed. I didn't know. I know my
Speaker 1: mom when she's in her cleaning character, she likes to
Speaker 1: stay in character. So I when I went over there
Speaker 1: in a huggar, I briefly whispered our ears, like, hey,
Speaker 1: you do your thing. We're gonna go to the bedroom.
Speaker 1: You you do your thing, and you clean my apartment
Speaker 1: because I'm a grown man and I'm gonna make out
Speaker 1: with a woman in my bedroom. This is there are
Speaker 1: so many red flags here. You're the coolest mom ever. Honestly,
Speaker 1: she's I think my mom is very cool. Most people
Speaker 1: think my mom is cool. And I bet you shed
Speaker 1: you are a grown man. Do your own that's a
Speaker 1: selling point of Okay. With that said, man, would you
Speaker 1: like to go out on one more day with Chris?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I'm good. All saw that coming, dude,
Speaker 1: Come on, Chris. I'm sorry, man, I'm really bummed out.
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't realize my mom screwed the whole
Speaker 1: thing up. No, no, you screwed the whole thing up.
Speaker 1: I'm bummed out for you, Chris, because now Ellie won't
Speaker 1: be able to go out in the second day and
Speaker 1: meet your dad as the butler or the police officer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: man broke and Jeffrey in the morning