Speaker 1: Hello, Hi guys, Hello, Hello, Oh welcome to the Unofficial
Speaker 1: Expert with Sydney and Marie.
Speaker 2: Wow, feeling great? Are you?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Why I felt like a little technician over here?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well they don't care about the backstory about
Speaker 1: that tech is boring.
Speaker 2: It is so boring.
Speaker 1: And Steve Job's now listening to this, and okay, neither
Speaker 1: is the dude who replaced him Steve's other job.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Hey, Marie, how are you doing? Are
Speaker 2: doing really well?
Speaker 1: I don't know why my throat decided that we're going
Speaker 1: to go back to all day morning voice, but that's
Speaker 1: what my throat is doing now.
Speaker 2: I feel so congested. I don't feel congested. I'm just confused.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, But like you know how, sometimes if you
Speaker 1: don't use your voice for a long time, the first
Speaker 1: person you speak to gets like your full morning voice.
Speaker 1: Happened to me yesterday and then it never went away.
Speaker 2: Do you hear this? It just started yesterday? Yes.
Speaker 1: I called the dentist to make an appointment and they're like,
Speaker 1: what's your name and like and she's like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it's a little bit muffled. I was like, no, just
Speaker 1: that's just my thoat.
Speaker 2: I mean you.
Speaker 3: Always feel like maya Angelou to me, that's a damn lie.
Speaker 3: Always are giving me. I did not rise death poetry jam,
Speaker 3: straight spoken word, raspy voice.
Speaker 2: What happens to a raisin in the sun? Does it
Speaker 2: whither and weather and die? Phenomenal? Phenomenally? What happens to
Speaker 2: a dream deferred?
Speaker 1: Yo? We should go to a damn spoken word thing
Speaker 1: and then do what I think we should just try it.
Speaker 2: Okay, write a poem and then get up there.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 2: I will put you on the g I will lie Instagram.
Speaker 1: Listen this this, I mean that might not be the
Speaker 1: hard because white people, when white people do poetry, it
Speaker 1: don't even be rhyming, and it don't be on beat.
Speaker 1: Then they have a dusty dread coming in the front,
Speaker 1: like a dusty drug. Remember that guy that gave us
Speaker 1: his notebook yesterday, he gave us like his poetry book.
Speaker 2: And this, this is one of the poems in the book.
Speaker 1: Outnumbered, outfunded and pushed to the cliffs, we meet our
Speaker 1: true selves and found our true gifts.
Speaker 2: This whole poem. That's great. Okay, let me read okay,
Speaker 2: let me read you another one.
Speaker 1: Make a list of things that make you happy, and
Speaker 1: make a list of things that you do every day,
Speaker 1: compare the list, adjust accordingly.
Speaker 2: That's not a poem.
Speaker 3: That's not a poem, but that's one of those like mantra,
Speaker 3: like something that you say in the date.
Speaker 2: Well, you know we should do at the end of
Speaker 2: this episode.
Speaker 1: We should make a list of things that make us
Speaker 1: happy and make a list of all that we do
Speaker 1: every day.
Speaker 2: And then you know, compare the lists.
Speaker 3: Okay, and also we should just write a little poem,
Speaker 3: just do a little high coup.
Speaker 2: Can we do that? Okay? You know what a haiku is? No, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, because I.
Speaker 1: Know what because you said it. It's like a certain
Speaker 1: amount of lines or a certain amount of beats or something.
Speaker 2: Like that, just like five or something. Yes, so we
Speaker 2: should do something like that. So you want to go,
Speaker 2: you want to go all the way?
Speaker 1: You want me to trick all the way to Harlem
Speaker 1: or the New Yureakan Poets Cafe. You want me to
Speaker 1: travel for forty five minutes to tell a five syllable
Speaker 1: play I mean poem.
Speaker 2: I swear to you.
Speaker 3: In Brooklyn they have tons of things like that. I mean,
Speaker 3: it's gentrified. You know, white people are yeah, but I
Speaker 3: don't want to go.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do partry of white people like
Speaker 1: that's not I don't want to do party. You know
Speaker 1: who's listening to the podcast, I understand, and I want
Speaker 1: them to know that I don't want to do partry
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 3: I don't you crazy. What were you an expert in
Speaker 3: this week?
Speaker 1: This week, I was an expert at eating chicken wings.
Speaker 1: I know it sounds very stipid, stereotypical, but I already
Speaker 1: did a really good job.
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you what happened. Don't judge me, don't.
Speaker 1: I've never called your expertise basic, and you'll be having
Speaker 1: some real basic expertise on this podcast. I was an
Speaker 1: expert at being a good friend like that. That's that's
Speaker 1: the stuff that you say here, And I've never called
Speaker 1: you basic.
Speaker 2: Basic.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's hard to be a good friend, girl, But
Speaker 1: it's hard for me to be a good friend to
Speaker 1: you because you say basic. Step you see, you say
Speaker 1: hurt you continue. So I had chicken buffalo wings like
Speaker 1: three days in a row. Me.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we were that's worts this even though we
Speaker 2: were together Monday.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Saturday night I was walking down the street
Speaker 1: and this this this little cool dude was like, hey,
Speaker 1: how you not going.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's going well.
Speaker 1: And then fast forward to us exchanging information and then
Speaker 1: two days later he got me chicken, but I was
Speaker 1: with Sydney.
Speaker 2: I can't remember. Sidney third wheeled the chicken third.
Speaker 1: Wheeled, and I actually was the one that was like,
Speaker 1: we should only have ten.
Speaker 3: He was like, I want to get my own. I
Speaker 3: was like, what, these are some big wings?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was.
Speaker 1: He was from La and he was like, it's a
Speaker 1: lot of money for like a little bit of wings.
Speaker 1: And Sydney was like they ont be big. And they
Speaker 1: came and we could barely finish. But I was like, nigga,
Speaker 1: you on a corporate card.
Speaker 2: Yeah he did. He did drop his gold American Express.
Speaker 2: You got the corporate card, dude.
Speaker 1: He paid for all the wings and then he was
Speaker 1: like after you left. Sydney was like, I'm only going
Speaker 1: to stay and have one wing and then I want
Speaker 1: to go home. Six wings later, Shut up. Sydney's still
Speaker 1: there sucking on her fingers.
Speaker 3: His napkin was so nasty, and our napkins were so
Speaker 3: clean because we were sucking our fingers in public.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're allowed to suck your fingers if
Speaker 1: like it's like they're full of saw us.
Speaker 3: We were in Palla's BBQ, so everybody is sucking their fingers.
Speaker 1: Were this is and he just kept using the barbecue
Speaker 1: wipes and we were like, I use those.
Speaker 2: At the end, I was like, are these wings imported?
Speaker 2: And then yeah, these free rings? Yeah Texas Wings.
Speaker 1: I was like, they these wings taste real Connecticut is right.
Speaker 1: They taste like they had four oh one k or
Speaker 1: someeven very cornish hen ish. And then the next day
Speaker 1: I was I was in the city with my cousin,
Speaker 1: our jobs expert, and we jumped on the train and
Speaker 1: we looked to the left and my little sister was
Speaker 1: on the train and she was like, wat y'all do?
Speaker 1: And we were like, wat y'all that one? And then
Speaker 1: Andrew was like, do you have food at the house?
Speaker 1: And I was like, Andrew was like midnight, I'm not.
Speaker 1: You can't come to our house and eat and leave
Speaker 1: like you always do. And my sister was like, I
Speaker 1: want wings. And Andrew was like, oh, it's Tuesday. Buffalo
Speaker 1: Wall Wings has half priced wings every Tuesday.
Speaker 2: And we were like, what time they closed?
Speaker 1: Loud, just being loud and ignorant and hungry on the
Speaker 1: Q train, and they closed that one o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 1: So we jumped off the train and went back the
Speaker 1: way we came and got this whole thing of wings,
Speaker 1: but they weren't as big as the how much weeks?
Speaker 2: It was like twelve? Well I think I paid twelve
Speaker 2: dollars including tip. Did y'all share wings?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we also got milkshakes, but the wings came
Speaker 1: to like twelve dollars for like eighteen wings. The wings
Speaker 1: taste better when somebody else is paying for the Dude,
Speaker 1: they do.
Speaker 2: I was like, I have to pay for my own.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what kind of is this? The white or
Speaker 2: the door? Like is this pigeon pigeon wing? What is this?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but anything tastes better when someone else is paying
Speaker 1: for it. Like I had a bum as peanut butter
Speaker 1: and jelly once because somebody else paid for it. I
Speaker 1: was like, are theyse glue free?
Speaker 2: Sometimes you don't know how free work.
Speaker 3: Because we went to a stand, a lemonade stand, and
Speaker 3: they were giving out lemonade, and you were like, do
Speaker 3: you have like what kind.
Speaker 2: Of does it not? Oh? What just happened. What doesning happened?
Speaker 2: I can't hear myself anymore, you can't. No, it was
Speaker 2: this that's not not knowing how free works. You were
Speaker 2: asking questions. You don't ask no questions, to.
Speaker 1: Ask questions whether it's free or no, absolutely not. See,
Speaker 1: you don't know how free works. When he's giving you something,
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean you have to take it to free
Speaker 1: herbees and you're gonna be like, I'm gonna take these
Speaker 1: herpies because it's free.
Speaker 3: This is what people would do when they would come
Speaker 3: to my job, right, I would give them a menu,
Speaker 3: and this menu is just to give it to.
Speaker 2: Them, like so you to have it. Then they'll like
Speaker 2: ask for add ons and extras, and I'm like, see
Speaker 2: that is before we don't know how free works. This
Speaker 2: is for you. Just take whatever I'm fucking giving you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but those are people who don't know how free works.
Speaker 1: I don't be at your job asking for extra stuff.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, it is the lady that makes sandwiches
Speaker 1: back there, like you're like, can I get stuff that's
Speaker 1: not on the menu today? No, No, I never said that.
Speaker 1: I said, I said, hold on, hold on, this is
Speaker 1: but this how the same. I was like, damn, y'all
Speaker 1: got no wings, and City was like, City was like,
Speaker 1: I can get you some wings.
Speaker 2: And then you came out with wings.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know y'all had that on the menu.
Speaker 1: I know, but I didn't ask you for wings. I
Speaker 1: was like, she yes, but yeah, but I didn't go
Speaker 1: in there and say I really want some wings from y'all.
Speaker 2: Back there. I just was like, oh, you guys don't
Speaker 2: have any wings. I don't want anything.
Speaker 1: And then he made the wings a peer and then
Speaker 1: I was like the next time I went, I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to salad.
Speaker 2: I don't want this. I just want like a regular sandwich.
Speaker 1: But I didn't ask her for it. I just was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want anything here. And then she made the
Speaker 1: sandwich peer. I wasn't in there asking for all menu
Speaker 1: stuff like I was at in and out Burger like
Speaker 1: I wasn't.
Speaker 2: The next time she came and she was like, is
Speaker 2: the woman back there making sandwich?
Speaker 1: Well, yes, because I knew that you had the capabilities.
Speaker 1: I know y'all had that slice chimata bread back then.
Speaker 2: Anyways, you were like, do they have any more a Rooku?
Speaker 1: Look? Can I get I was like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: want the Romaine. I want to butter lettuce them dives
Speaker 1: in Sydney. I don't think it's called it's pronounced undived.
Speaker 1: Just so you know it's on deves. Just so, just anyways, Sidney,
Speaker 1: what were you an expert in this wore bike stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm really getting into the bike. I've been riding from
Speaker 1: Brooklyn to Manhattan. I've taken the Brooklyn Bridge, the Manhattan Bridge,
Speaker 1: the Williamsburg Bridge. I got lights on my bike, I
Speaker 1: got a bell. I'm meeting new people every day. Uh,
Speaker 1: and I love it. I just love being on a bike.
Speaker 2: When you say new people, you mean new white people,
Speaker 2: new black people. We got people.
Speaker 3: First of all, the other day I had a race
Speaker 3: war on the bridge.
Speaker 2: It was me and this black girl.
Speaker 3: She had like a froz, she was playing her music,
Speaker 3: she got a little jills goot on, she pedaling or whatever.
Speaker 3: And then these white dudes pull up on the side
Speaker 3: of us and they're like hey girls, and they're like,
Speaker 3: uh huh whatever. And then they look like they were
Speaker 3: trying to like race us, and I was like, they're
Speaker 3: not really trying to race us right now.
Speaker 2: And then the other girl was like, oh, they're.
Speaker 1: Ready to race, leus go and I was like, girl,
Speaker 1: do it for us, do it for us because I can't.
Speaker 1: So race war means two things in that story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's not a race war. That's what happened though,
Speaker 1: But so who won? I don't even know. I didn't
Speaker 1: make it to the end. They were gone. They were
Speaker 1: probably already downtown, which.
Speaker 2: She probably dated one of them white dudes. Yo.
Speaker 3: But I'm getting better with just adjusting to being on
Speaker 3: a bike, like I'm not I'm not trying to take
Speaker 3: cabs anymore.
Speaker 2: So people, it's beautiful.
Speaker 3: You're so message me on instance story or whatever. They're like,
Speaker 3: so are you doing bad? Like do you need money?
Speaker 3: Your uber money ran out wap and it's like your
Speaker 3: uber money.
Speaker 2: People are distres.
Speaker 3: They just say whatever to me, And I was like,
Speaker 3: it's fine. But last night I was on the bike
Speaker 3: and I was on their late it was like one
Speaker 3: something I had finished seeing y'all or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yip, but who's telling you to drip on the bike
Speaker 2: at one o'clock in.
Speaker 1: The I bike, I can't leave my bike. Listen, when
Speaker 1: a white man who who's got cargo shorts.
Speaker 3: On it is like that's a nice bike. Listen, don't
Speaker 3: leave it. I was gonna leave the bike when we
Speaker 3: were at the Duplex.
Speaker 2: He's like, the leather on the seat is beautiful. He
Speaker 2: would have just taken the seat exactly.
Speaker 3: Somebody told me to take the wheel off the fucking bike,
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's not happening.
Speaker 2: Who's just taking wheels off a bike? Crackheads do that? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right.
Speaker 3: So last night this guy asked me how much when
Speaker 3: I was like on, I was on the corner.
Speaker 2: Who was he talking about the bike or your vagina?
Speaker 3: I thought he was talking about the bike, but he's
Speaker 3: talking about me. He thought I was a fucking prostitute.
Speaker 3: Cross country is selling ass and then getting on a bike.
Speaker 2: That's not that.
Speaker 3: Don't go like if I'm a prostitute, I'm only taking cabs.
Speaker 3: Why would I be riding around the people's homes.
Speaker 1: Well, you know how, there's like weed delivery, there's like
Speaker 1: food delivery, there's a pussy delivery.
Speaker 2: You just do it on a bike. There's like seamless
Speaker 2: for your vagina.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but do you know sitting on a bike is damaging.
Speaker 3: It's going through you.
Speaker 1: Get like a padded bike short that's what I need.
Speaker 1: I need a padded Any listeners are out there. If
Speaker 1: anybody want to sponsor bike short companies are listening to
Speaker 1: this right now, my bike journey, please send them to
Speaker 1: a five hundred.
Speaker 2: Wow wow.
Speaker 1: Entire actress on the You know what, let's just get
Speaker 1: started because the guest that we have today would never
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: Too cool for that type of behavior. She is a comedian.
Speaker 1: She travels all over the country and kind of any
Speaker 1: other countries. You're kind of international, all across North America.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: She's uh, she's somebody who's on our show a couple
Speaker 1: of times.
Speaker 2: She's freaking hilarious, so funny. She's our chill expert. She's
Speaker 2: our cool cat expert.
Speaker 3: Give it up for Chanel a likay, think.
Speaker 2: Me, chanell Le. It's so good to be here, Chanel.
Speaker 2: Do you ride a bike?
Speaker 4: I don't except when I go to Governor's Island because
Speaker 4: they got free bike right now?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, How do they make money if the bikes
Speaker 2: are free, Well, it's only free before noon. That's that's
Speaker 2: like a billion dollars.
Speaker 4: Those people who are renting bikes afternoon, they're they're they're
Speaker 4: killing it.
Speaker 2: Well, everybody who is listening to this.
Speaker 1: If y'all want to do like a little unofficial expert
Speaker 1: meet up at Governs Island before, let's do that.
Speaker 2: That would be amazing little meet up.
Speaker 3: Chanel will be there absolutely, and it's there on time,
Speaker 3: and we'll be there.
Speaker 2: For three hours. I'll be there chilling like they're not coming, Chanel,
Speaker 2: How do you get to be so damn calm? Like
Speaker 2: even your voice is chill? Yeah, I do be chilling.
Speaker 2: I think it's a lot of things.
Speaker 4: I think I got some like meditative practices that keep
Speaker 4: me real grounded.
Speaker 2: You know, let's talk.
Speaker 1: About that, like numb some numbia RINGEQ, some numbia RINGEQ.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, uh, you know, I listen to Reasonable Doubt
Speaker 4: every Monday. Reasonable Doubt mondays. You can follow that on Twitter.
Speaker 4: Yes I do, yes, right, And people people always ask
Speaker 4: me about that. But I just think, like the wazy
Speaker 4: Reasonable Doubt album is such like a hustler mentality, Like, yeah,
Speaker 4: he just captured all of the emotions when you're going
Speaker 4: through like life changes and you're really hustling and trying
Speaker 4: to make changes and trying to find peace within yourself.
Speaker 2: So I listen to that every Monday.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about jay Z's album is now
Speaker 1: compared to that album?
Speaker 4: I think it's like hard to evolve as an artist,
Speaker 4: especially when you're making projects that they're really gonna judge
Speaker 4: you on.
Speaker 2: But I think he's still just as dope.
Speaker 4: I think even back then, when you listen to reasonable Doubt,
Speaker 4: he was like saying fagged and like just you know,
Speaker 4: doing things that you can't you can't get away with nowadays.
Speaker 4: But he was a young he was a young man and.
Speaker 2: He was rapping. You know, that was the nineties. Fine,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So I think he's a bold a baby blue Vocale
Speaker 1: Jersey or you in c Jersey.
Speaker 2: He wore Hawaiian shirt.
Speaker 4: Hawaiian shirts dropping in the back of music videos real crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm not a jay Z fan, so I really don't
Speaker 1: really the word really like just in general, I just
Speaker 1: don't care about him.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want I don't want.
Speaker 4: To even give you the wrong idea that I think
Speaker 4: jay Z is like the greatest rapper of all time
Speaker 4: or even my favorite rapper.
Speaker 2: But I do listen to reason Doubt every single Monday.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Sidney, you shot I didn't know that
Speaker 1: you were such a showing Carter fan.
Speaker 2: You never told. You never told the facebooks, you never
Speaker 2: said the Facebook.
Speaker 3: They were the twitters where there there was a mixtape
Speaker 3: where I.
Speaker 1: You know, lost my Virginity Too. And it was one
Speaker 1: of like what it was a mixtape. It was a mixtape.
Speaker 1: It wasn't no slow jam, it was no not having sex.
Speaker 1: Jay Z was calling everyone in the room a fact.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, it was.
Speaker 3: First of all, it was like Meek Mill featuring, like
Speaker 3: jay Z featuring like DJ Clue.
Speaker 2: It was a lot of people on that.
Speaker 3: Meek been around that long. Oh no, not Meek Mill.
Speaker 3: What's another guy that was on there?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: I know your Memphis similar They got similar names.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna it's okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had one track and then I would because of
Speaker 3: that mixtape, I got into jay Z and I loved
Speaker 3: him after that.
Speaker 1: Dude, he's a good person to lose your virginity here.
Speaker 1: I'm just do you remember what song you lost your
Speaker 1: Virginity too? I'm pretty sure there wasn't music planned. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure from what I recalled. No, it was awkward
Speaker 1: silence and a twin bed. So the guy was obviously
Speaker 1: your age like.
Speaker 2: A year older than me. Maybe. Wow, anyway.
Speaker 1: You listen to reasonable doubt all my days? And then
Speaker 1: what else? How else do you like meditate? Like how
Speaker 1: do you stay silk seeing?
Speaker 2: I really like live with my headphones on a lot.
Speaker 2: Also breathe a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you like, when is the last time you really
Speaker 4: said and concentrated on breathing like I'm concentrating on the
Speaker 4: air going in and now the air going out.
Speaker 2: We don't really do that.
Speaker 1: We forget to do that shit and your body needs
Speaker 1: you to reset like that.
Speaker 2: Oh like that's how that's your control all delete? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Absolutely as a bicyclist, Well, I always breathe like that,
Speaker 3: so I didn't really feel like I learned anything from
Speaker 3: that little exercise.
Speaker 2: But wow, okay you think you better than us.
Speaker 3: I mean I always have to breathe, like especially when
Speaker 3: you're active, like you're out in these streets, like especially
Speaker 3: going over the Williamsford Bridge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's three times that you've done that in your
Speaker 2: entire life. You're not from New York. Where are you from?
Speaker 2: I'm from Philly. Yeah, I was born in Camden, which
Speaker 2: is right outside of phil which is not Yes, you
Speaker 2: guys know Camden.
Speaker 1: I feel like Camden was like the murder capital, murder
Speaker 1: murder capital of the y'all know that, Yeah, girl, I read.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't read, but I know people from
Speaker 1: people know.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I didn't think y'all would know that. Honestly,
Speaker 2: that was a couple of years ago that they took
Speaker 2: that title. But it is very dangerous place.
Speaker 1: Murder capital of the country, the same murder rates as Philly.
Speaker 2: But Philly is a huge city.
Speaker 4: Parison, Camden is very tiny to be, you know, having
Speaker 4: so many people die. But yeah, I was born in
Speaker 4: Camden and then I lived in Philly most of my life.
Speaker 4: I did move around a lot as a kid, but
Speaker 4: I claimed Philly, Philly's home.
Speaker 2: Philly is home. Okay, Well, what's like?
Speaker 3: You know, Philly isn't a chill place, though I feel
Speaker 3: like it's a lot going on.
Speaker 2: It's sometimes you be.
Speaker 1: Chilling all mac in, you know, playing be ball outside
Speaker 1: of the school, and sometimes a couple of guys will
Speaker 1: be up to no good.
Speaker 2: We wasn't gonna get through this podcast without that song.
Speaker 1: Do you get tired of as a Phillys You how
Speaker 1: many times in New York when someone brings me on stage,
Speaker 1: the DJ will play that song as well. Where is
Speaker 1: West Philadelphia? Like is that even a thing? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there's West Philly, North Philly, South Philly. There
Speaker 4: is no East Philly because that's regular Philly. Yeah well no,
Speaker 4: that's where the river is.
Speaker 1: Like okay, well whatever, who cares about East Philly? But
Speaker 1: Philly I like city living, Like I'm definitely I like
Speaker 1: being in the city. But I do think that New
Speaker 1: York is like overkilling a lot of aspects.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 4: It's a really freaking is the quality of life in
Speaker 4: Philly is much more because your dollar goes farther.
Speaker 2: It's not as big, it's not as overwhelmed. Yes, but
Speaker 2: you might get shot with that long ass dollar I mean,
Speaker 2: I mean might get shot in East New York.
Speaker 1: I mean, but that's why we don't go there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't. Who goes to East Listeners? Are you from
Speaker 1: East New York? Somebody hits out? Now should we start
Speaker 1: to go fundme so you can get out of East
Speaker 1: New York. East New York is going to be like
Speaker 1: the last place to get gentrified if that ever happens.
Speaker 2: That's crazy thought of myself, like knowing what I'm talking
Speaker 2: about now you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Well, so but you're in Brooklyn, now, like how did
Speaker 1: you like, how do you think that Philly helped and
Speaker 1: you becoming such a chill person? Like do you have
Speaker 1: like a chill family? Do you have like a lot
Speaker 1: of friends who like smoke weed? Like talk about that.
Speaker 4: I do have a ton of friends who smoke. We
Speaker 4: And I think Philly, like the Philly arts scene really
Speaker 4: shaped and molded me as a young woman.
Speaker 2: Absolutely like.
Speaker 1: To the busks in Philly shut out, I know, like.
Speaker 4: Really talented like painters people who that's all they do
Speaker 4: is paint all.
Speaker 1: They like.
Speaker 2: To He's so relaxing. He's a really relaxing guy. I
Speaker 2: think he's dead.
Speaker 1: Is he?
Speaker 2: I think he passed away? Can somebody google? I am death?
Speaker 2: Death is accusation. She knows about death. It happens.
Speaker 4: Wow, you guys start of the stop telling Women a
Speaker 4: Smile campaign? Yes, yes, my friend Tatiana started that she
Speaker 4: was an artist in Philly that I used to see
Speaker 4: on TV all the time, and I'd be like, why
Speaker 4: is this girl? Like I just see her out She's
Speaker 4: always doing this dope shit. And then I just really
Speaker 4: started surrounding myself around people like that, people who were
Speaker 4: making art and trying to make a difference in the world,
Speaker 4: and it really helped me get the courage to be like, man,
Speaker 4: I think I'm a comedian. I think I need to
Speaker 4: try this, and so I started hitting open mics and
Speaker 4: cat calling.
Speaker 2: Is what propelled you with that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that what We're gonna do a lot of different things,
Speaker 4: but yeah, just watching people, you know, make a life
Speaker 4: off of their art. I was like, Wow, I didn't
Speaker 4: know you could do that, and you are. Then I
Speaker 4: had really considered for a long Yeah.
Speaker 2: But you are. You're making money as a comic.
Speaker 1: Like that's like your bread and butter basically now, right,
Speaker 1: But I think you.
Speaker 2: Could really do that in New York City if you're
Speaker 2: an artist.
Speaker 3: If you there's people who have books on poems and
Speaker 3: they're making like thousands of dollars and I'm just like,
Speaker 3: I read that poem, But who's who's buying?
Speaker 2: Who's paying for this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, if you're a painter, if your singer, this
Speaker 3: is the place to come and make money off.
Speaker 1: But also it's expensive to live here, so you might
Speaker 1: have to do something else on the side.
Speaker 2: It forces you to hustle. Yeah, forces you, but sometimes
Speaker 2: we need that.
Speaker 1: If like it was easy to be an artist, then
Speaker 1: like nobody would be creating anything of value, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
Speaker 4: One of the reasons I always say I feel like
Speaker 4: Philly comics have such a thick skin because Philly is
Speaker 4: not an easy city to move.
Speaker 1: It's like, what are some comics that game out of Philly?
Speaker 1: Because I'm in my mind, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, there's no there's Monroe things.
Speaker 1: Because people listening don't know who Monroe Martin, Yes, Derek Games,
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, Yeah, you know, I mean, but Kevin and
Speaker 1: Kevin really like put in the work in Philly.
Speaker 2: Like why would y'all start with Monroe and not say,
Speaker 2: Kevin Hart, We're just building up to a girl. Damn.
Speaker 1: You can't just you can't just drop Kevin Hart. Should
Speaker 1: have just said Kevin Hart is from Philly and then
Speaker 1: like Kevin Hart like calm down, exactly.
Speaker 5: Damn chi children and of course will Smith in his mouth,
Speaker 5: but also not having kids keeps me chill, oh listen,
Speaker 5: Just like I reflect on that all the time, like,
Speaker 5: oh regular.
Speaker 2: Lass, And when I see people have not one.
Speaker 3: But two kids, I'm like, are you really want to
Speaker 3: have that type of challenge and innocent the summertime.
Speaker 1: Nobody's giving up. They see, so you got two kids
Speaker 1: on the train and you your shoes heard. When I
Speaker 1: see women struggle with their stroller to get on the bus,
Speaker 1: like you're doing worse than me. When I see like
Speaker 1: newborn babies on the train with that little sock, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what about their immune system?
Speaker 2: They don't care. Air can't be good for this baby.
Speaker 2: Baby got mesothelio mal well.
Speaker 3: This is why the babies have thick skin on New
Speaker 3: York City because of the air and because it's like
Speaker 3: the transportation. Nobody give a fuck about a baby anywhere,
Speaker 3: like on a.
Speaker 2: Plane or on a train.
Speaker 3: In the water, it's like women and children first babies
Speaker 3: whatever they babies, they baby, they'll.
Speaker 2: Float throw down there down. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But having a kid, especially when you see people with
Speaker 1: like them double wide strollers or the long stroller where
Speaker 1: the baby, one baby's on top of the other baby,
Speaker 1: and you're like, dude, you had a bunk bed stroller
Speaker 1: out in these streets.
Speaker 3: When I was When I was in Central Park and
Speaker 3: there there were dads on bikes and they had like
Speaker 3: the little car seat bike seat for the baby.
Speaker 2: I was like, you obviously don't give a fuck about
Speaker 2: the baby. The baby's in the back of you.
Speaker 1: Like the baby could be gone, somebody could walk up behind,
Speaker 1: just take the baby out.
Speaker 2: And he would just keep riding.
Speaker 1: Well, you see, I see people walking down the street
Speaker 1: all the time and like there, I'll come down the
Speaker 1: street and there'll be a child in front of me
Speaker 1: and I'm like, who the hell whose baby is this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I look around and the parents will be way
Speaker 1: ahead or like two blocks back, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: just letting this baby without a leash walk through these.
Speaker 2: Streets like they don't care. They be in their phone.
Speaker 3: I do think now, when you become a mom, you're
Speaker 3: gonna be mad chill about it. I absolutely will.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to be I mean I could wait,
Speaker 2: but you can't wait. Girl.
Speaker 4: I really do want to be a mom at some point.
Speaker 4: But I think I probably like one of those forty
Speaker 4: year old moms. It's like, I guess I get started.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's gonna be all of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like they're all gonna be there because
Speaker 1: I listen, I'm gonna be a I'm gonna be Oh,
Speaker 1: look great, you know, I'm gonna be a Halle Berry
Speaker 1: mom'na have three baby daddies and all my kids gonna.
Speaker 3: Be different color or an Erica Bado mom. Yes, you
Speaker 3: know that she's pregnant right now. She's telling people that
Speaker 3: she's not pregnant, but no, no.
Speaker 2: You got three baby daddy.
Speaker 3: Holly berry Berry is pregnant, and she's telling everybody that
Speaker 3: she isn't even though she's there's pictures of her looking
Speaker 3: pregnant as f and she's like, no, I'm just bloated.
Speaker 2: She got, she got a BlackBerry daddy or is it
Speaker 2: two white dude? It's two whit dudes. It's dudes. I
Speaker 2: want to be like Comorley Simmons. Yes, she got, she got, Like.
Speaker 1: Her baby daddy's on the yacht with her, chilling like
Speaker 1: taking pictures like they all that boom gosh, she must
Speaker 1: be lovely.
Speaker 2: No, that's like that's rich, that's rich.
Speaker 1: Baby daddies though they're like they're all because all her
Speaker 1: baby daddies are billionaires.
Speaker 2: Yeah, except for you know, give us us free anyway.
Speaker 2: So but he, you know, great guy, he looks fantastic.
Speaker 1: So I do I feel like you're gonna be one
Speaker 1: of these moms that like teachers your kid that a
Speaker 1: road blunt.
Speaker 2: I mean, whenever I am really, I'd rather you smoke
Speaker 2: here at the home. I love those moms.
Speaker 3: I had a couple of friends in high school who
Speaker 3: moms were just like that. They're like, Oh, if you're
Speaker 3: gonna drink, we might as well just drink together. Dominican
Speaker 3: moms like they're mad extra but chill at the same time,
Speaker 3: because I'm like, drinking, Get you fucking in the house.
Speaker 1: Your mom's show got some condoms. Your mother is cooking
Speaker 1: per neal in the kitchen and you fucking So when
Speaker 1: y'all done fucking, the pig is gonna be finished. Wow,
Speaker 1: your mother is mad?
Speaker 2: Chill?
Speaker 1: She know?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Chanelle, do you have a cool mom?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 2: Not very close Honestly.
Speaker 4: I was a foster kid, so I got taken away
Speaker 4: from her when I was two, But she has been
Speaker 4: in my life intermittently.
Speaker 1: I would say, like, is she like a level headed
Speaker 1: person or is she somebody who kind of like flies
Speaker 1: off the handle regularly.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's uh, level headed, but she's got a lot.
Speaker 4: Of mental issues. Oh okay, Like she was one of
Speaker 4: the ladies in the eighties that was wilding. So she's
Speaker 4: very dilapidated from all those experiences.
Speaker 2: Wait you say that would again? Did dilapidated? Had to
Speaker 2: write that down.
Speaker 4: I feel like I can't, like, in my adulthood, I
Speaker 4: don't ever remember having like real meaningful conversations with her.
Speaker 4: It always seems like I would be talking to her,
Speaker 4: she would just kind of disappear. I'd be like, all right, well,
Speaker 4: I guess we're done talking.
Speaker 3: But the crazy thing is is that I don't get
Speaker 3: that vibe from you, like I don't feel like you
Speaker 3: don't feel like somebody who doesn't have like a mother
Speaker 3: in their life or presence like you. You you feel
Speaker 3: very I feel very family oriented when I'm around you.
Speaker 1: And yet here's Sydney who at her first name, Hey, Ramona,
Speaker 1: how you do it? She'd be like Ramona, and I
Speaker 1: actually Sidney would be like me and Ramona, but from
Speaker 1: who help. People in conversations will be like, who the
Speaker 1: hell is Ramona?
Speaker 3: And She'll be like my mom, Yeah you know Ramona,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, what, Well, Mom is one person and
Speaker 3: Ramona is another. Ramona is mom. Ramona is detached. Mom
Speaker 3: is the one that's like reaching out, like, hey, how
Speaker 3: are you doing? Ramona is like, can you go to
Speaker 3: the store and get me two packs of cigarettes and
Speaker 3: then like go downtown and run errands and then come back.
Speaker 2: And then you have to know your mom smokes cigarettes.
Speaker 3: She doesn't smoke anymore, but she used to smoke larks
Speaker 3: and she would have like me, my knees. We would
Speaker 3: go get her cigarettes all the time, Like.
Speaker 2: What the hell is a lark? Exactly?
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know, but you know, the larks would
Speaker 1: be stacked just for her at the corner store.
Speaker 2: Nobody else smoked them, just her. It was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2: It was the long elegant cigarette. No, they would they.
Speaker 2: I was like, they're like black and Mouth, Newport, this
Speaker 2: is this is cools. This is a Cools but called lark. Well,
Speaker 2: Chanelle's too cool to smoke cigarettes. Yeah, do you do?
Speaker 2: You smokes her?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Do you do? You just do?
Speaker 2: We mostly edibles. How much weed do you think you
Speaker 2: smoked in like a day?
Speaker 4: Probably a whole blunt a day, a whole blunt almost
Speaker 4: every day. Some days I'm just too busy. I just
Speaker 4: want to have time this one.
Speaker 2: But so you're using detch masters, if I know, I
Speaker 2: like the zigzag raps. Oh, you've been hanging out with
Speaker 2: too many white men. What the I don't even know
Speaker 2: what the white papers. No, their cizar papers are just
Speaker 2: like you don't have to break them. It's just a rap.
Speaker 2: It's just a rabbit. Can you show us can.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Not even ready. You're not even hill. People have on
Speaker 2: the chill. People don't be walking around with weed on them.
Speaker 1: People smoke weed in front of the cops. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: decriminalized here in New York. You should have the weed
Speaker 1: here in the studio with us.
Speaker 2: Trust it.
Speaker 3: Uh, Well, Chanel, since you're chill, are you in a relationship?
Speaker 3: Like are you chill when you're with.
Speaker 2: The really chill? And I think I was gonna talk
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 4: Also, I feel like I'm super observant about especially like
Speaker 4: the comedy business, and so I always peep like people
Speaker 4: who are putting their really ship on blasts and I'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, that did not work out for you? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: there's a particular comic in my mind right now who
Speaker 2: had her entire relationship. I'd be chilling.
Speaker 1: I'd be chilling because I really feel like when you
Speaker 1: when you got a good amount of happiness, you got
Speaker 1: to keep it to yourself a certain amount, especially.
Speaker 2: And comedy is a big high school. You can't lie.
Speaker 2: Comedy is big.
Speaker 1: Listen, everybody in New York has dated everybody in New
Speaker 1: York except me, because I'm better than everybody. But and
Speaker 1: Sydney hasn't dated any comics either, because she don't have.
Speaker 2: Time for that. The way she just shook her head,
Speaker 2: she was absolutely, I mean, I can't be doing bad
Speaker 2: and you doing bad. It can only be one person.
Speaker 1: Struggling comedian, because I feel like I already know you
Speaker 1: ain't got no money, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Comedians are like like some of the guy comedians are
Speaker 2: like funny, No, some of them, I'm saying, I'm still saying, no,
Speaker 2: I don't care how funny you are. You ain't got
Speaker 2: no money. Who as paying for these wings?
Speaker 3: Now, I'm saying, sometimes you could get caught up in
Speaker 3: this funny, you know how. Like I've gotten to the
Speaker 3: point where like I'm just numb to like funny. Like
Speaker 3: funny don't get me moist ever, Like I actually just
Speaker 3: like you just being quiet in a corner and.
Speaker 2: Just leaving me alone. That gets me really hot and wet,
Speaker 2: hot and wet.
Speaker 1: That's like a one to twelve song right Nowell, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you didn't like, I didn't know that you were
Speaker 1: in a relationship even to.
Speaker 2: How long have you been together? See how cool she usually.
Speaker 3: Know how long had been together June like a year okay,
Speaker 3: And I followed Chanelle on Snapchat and I would just
Speaker 3: see a nigga's hand.
Speaker 1: At the dinner table or like on excursions, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: and so now I was I'm looking.
Speaker 2: I agree with you, man.
Speaker 1: I never posted my servant, and I always peep, like
Speaker 1: when people make decisions that negatively impact their happiness, I
Speaker 1: always peep that, and I don't never judge them because
Speaker 1: we always make mistakes in life. Yes, but I've never
Speaker 1: seen like celebrities sit anywhere and talk about their relationship,
Speaker 1: especially like pointing his picture and be like, this is
Speaker 1: who I'm with and the relationship got better because he
Speaker 1: invited all these people into I've never seen that, So
Speaker 1: I think even in my relationship now, he would like
Speaker 1: to be way more like let's just speak, making out on.
Speaker 2: The ground, let's just do it.
Speaker 3: And I'm one of those he lives for you girls,
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, he is obsessed guy we can tell guy.
Speaker 3: I can tell when a guy isn't super into somebody
Speaker 3: and he's like, that's my queen, Like whatever's so if
Speaker 3: you text him right now, I'm like, oh, babe, I
Speaker 3: don't feel well, like I need soup. Like he would,
Speaker 3: he'll go get the ingredients to make the suit.
Speaker 2: Listen, He'll be like he'll be he'll be like, share
Speaker 2: your location with me. I'll be there in twelve finding
Speaker 2: a way.
Speaker 3: And I just think it's beautiful. And also he knows
Speaker 3: that you're talented and you're doing your things.
Speaker 1: Yes, but let's talk about yeah in the bedroom, Oh wow,
Speaker 1: real quick, real quick, because are you this cool in
Speaker 1: the bedroom?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 2: I feel like you would keep your cardigan on and
Speaker 2: like you, I feel like you have your bra and
Speaker 2: your cardigan on. Yeah. I can't say that. I can't say.
Speaker 2: I can't say I always have time to take all
Speaker 2: I feel.
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like you would be working on
Speaker 1: a bit while you from the back and you're like, yep,
Speaker 1: you're doing setups and punchlines, while I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like it'd be real quiet, like he'd be going
Speaker 1: real crazy and you'd be like rolling up your zigzag papers.
Speaker 2: Or whatever. I think this is so funny and he's
Speaker 2: gonna listen to it, be like, Nah, you don't know,
Speaker 2: Chanel is a freak. You are a nice girl. I
Speaker 2: do think that you're nice.
Speaker 1: You have very very nice You're the type of person
Speaker 1: I'll take home to my mom. And I don't even
Speaker 1: see my mom, but if I did, I would take
Speaker 1: you to see it.
Speaker 2: But your mom though, like self confidence, right, I have
Speaker 2: a lot of self confidence. I'm real confident in like
Speaker 2: what I know, and you know my body. I'm like,
Speaker 2: she got sex skills, but in general in life.
Speaker 4: I think you could tell that, Like when I get
Speaker 4: on stage, I'm like, I don't care. Yeah, I'm so fun.
Speaker 2: Yes, but and you're chill. I don't know. I feel
Speaker 2: like you know sometimes.
Speaker 4: But see, I'm telling you, I think I get way
Speaker 4: more attention because people are like, I don't know about her.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're like, I'm not sure. I can't really tell.
Speaker 1: She might be she might I should. You're getting a
Speaker 1: lot of attention too, because you're like, like, your jokes
Speaker 1: are super well thought out and like in the I
Speaker 1: don't know the year and a half of the two
Speaker 1: years that I've known you, like all of your stuff
Speaker 1: is just grown to be like so like perfected, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like you're not out here just
Speaker 1: throwing away raggedy miss, although you're not.
Speaker 3: And the joke that's so great that I always remember
Speaker 3: is one about like people in dating, how they're like, oh, chel,
Speaker 3: you know, if things don't work out, you're gonna make
Speaker 3: fun to me, like and then you're like, uh, why
Speaker 3: do you think like wax sex is funny?
Speaker 2: It's like it's not. But how did you heard that?
Speaker 4: Though I'm sure you guys have been dating someone, they'd
Speaker 4: be like, I don't write a joke about me that.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: People say that to Marie, but then they watch her
Speaker 3: YouTube and they know that she talks about everything any right,
Speaker 3: But if people.
Speaker 2: Don't, it doesn't I don't have to be dating somebody
Speaker 2: for them to say that to me.
Speaker 1: They already come to her, already know I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: something crazy, scared, like, you're not gonna tell anybody about this, right?
Speaker 2: I know I'm a mess, but I'm friends.
Speaker 3: Sometimes my friends don't invite me out because they're like,
Speaker 3: Sidney gonna make a fucking bit about this. Nah, we're
Speaker 3: not learning, Like there's something that I'll see them on
Speaker 3: Snapchat wild'n out and I'm like, yo, how come I
Speaker 3: was that I wasn't invited.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, we thought you were just doing comedy. AKA, yeah,
Speaker 2: we know you're not blowing us up on the ground. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's so funny. What it is, I get it. I
Speaker 2: don't care. We're not young no more. You know, we're
Speaker 2: not the little babies anymore.
Speaker 4: Like I feel like when I meet especially a guy,
Speaker 4: I feel like I if I have a good amount
Speaker 4: of interactions with him, I'm like.
Speaker 2: Ah, this is you guys some whack. You got some
Speaker 2: there's some wagness down there, there's no So I feel
Speaker 2: like I got to a certain age.
Speaker 1: Where I was like, oh no, I'm just I could
Speaker 1: read those out now, Like I know before I saw
Speaker 1: you just assume everybody is whack.
Speaker 2: That's a fact for me I do.
Speaker 1: I just assume everybody is like the corniest person in
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 2: And then you know that's how I just.
Speaker 3: Like, they'll be out and they'll look good or whatever,
Speaker 3: and then you see their their snap stories and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, oh you are I'll have like is he wearing
Speaker 2: a bubble vest?
Speaker 4: Yes, It's very disappointing when you see them on social
Speaker 4: media and you're like, oh, you're not really you don't
Speaker 4: really understand cool. Yeah, those are the type of people
Speaker 4: who have photos and you can see like they chin,
Speaker 4: Like what kind of angle are you getting this like
Speaker 4: video from?
Speaker 2: It's not even that. Like I like people who are
Speaker 2: a little bit awkward.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm not here for that weird art student dude
Speaker 1: that like, you know, puts dreadlocks in his nose or what.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not here for like that that's super weird. Asperger's
Speaker 1: the kid. But like I just like a dude that's
Speaker 1: like not too cool.
Speaker 4: I feel the same way. I definite feel the same
Speaker 4: way because it makes me feel like I gotta be
Speaker 4: cool all the time if you always but you know
Speaker 4: you are cool, though I know I can't purposefully be
Speaker 4: that way. I can't try to keep When do you
Speaker 4: When do you lose your cool? When do you, like, oh,
Speaker 4: step outside.
Speaker 3: I want to hear a line like when somebody hears
Speaker 3: this from you, you fucking pissed.
Speaker 2: A line.
Speaker 4: In the world that can really make me angry. There
Speaker 4: are that many people who are the top three people.
Speaker 4: My grandmother drives me fucking nuts. Nobody gets on the skin,
Speaker 4: but she's a grandmother's seriously really makes me angry. My
Speaker 4: I think I get really really passionate about my little brother.
Speaker 4: I think he's like the pillar of strength for me.
Speaker 4: So anybody messing with him or even just being unreasonable
Speaker 4: around him takes me from zero to one hundred very quickly. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'll everybody and probably my boyfriend probably I think that
Speaker 4: we in the bedroom to.
Speaker 2: Chane. But you know, when you really care about someone,
Speaker 2: they could make you real fancy. Actually now people faster
Speaker 2: than anybody else in the world. But it's not a
Speaker 2: lot of.
Speaker 4: People that you have that you really think have the power,
Speaker 4: because I don't want to give that many people that
Speaker 4: much power, Like you're not going to affect my emotions
Speaker 4: that much, because who are you to me?
Speaker 2: You just be like you just got your emotions and
Speaker 2: check all the time. Yo. As comedians, we are always
Speaker 2: giving to other people.
Speaker 1: We're always standing in front of a bunch of people
Speaker 1: just giving them everything, taking away all their problems for
Speaker 1: a couple of minutes to where they're only thinking about
Speaker 1: laughing with a bunch of strangers. We got to take
Speaker 1: care of our mental states sometimes and really take a
Speaker 1: step back and be like, am I doing something for me?
Speaker 2: Also? Ooh, why you mean it's so much?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: Girl? You like how you like eggs? You like money
Speaker 2: or scrambled? What you do you want to for it?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you can hit it with the Oh girl,
Speaker 2: that was a bar right there?
Speaker 3: Listen for me, I feel like I get angry all
Speaker 3: the time because of waitressing, Like I just see how
Speaker 3: ridiculous people are, and they don't They're so oblivious to
Speaker 3: how absurd and the ship that they asked and the
Speaker 3: things that they want, And it's like, are you fucking
Speaker 3: I know you in New York and you're feeling like
Speaker 3: you should just be getting the whole world, but you
Speaker 3: don't have the whole world budget.
Speaker 2: You know what you got. You got McDonald's budget. That's
Speaker 2: what you You do.
Speaker 1: Get a twenty piece for two dollars, Yes, bring your
Speaker 1: attitude down five piece of chicken nuggets budget?
Speaker 2: Like you how you talking to me like this is
Speaker 2: the four seasons? This tain't the four seasons bro right?
Speaker 3: Like I would be getting so mad and eventually I
Speaker 3: had to let it go because I you know, I
Speaker 3: don't work there anymore, and I'm living my best poor life.
Speaker 2: So you had to let that job.
Speaker 1: I had to let it go because I was getting
Speaker 1: like I would talk to you all the time about
Speaker 1: working there no more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was talking to you about like the way
Speaker 2: people tip me, the way people talk to me.
Speaker 1: I would come to her job and Sydney would be
Speaker 1: angry every time I got there, and I'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: y'all is the sandwich lady back?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: It's true though it used to be a countdown like
Speaker 1: two more hours. God, it was such good money, but
Speaker 1: I was just like angry all the time. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you can't well, that's the thing that I think people
Speaker 1: listening maybe can agree with, is you can't just stay
Speaker 1: in a situation that is not good for you, you
Speaker 1: like mentally, even if you're making money, like you can
Speaker 1: find another opportunity to make some money.
Speaker 2: It takes a total on you. I'm sure it took
Speaker 2: a total. That's why you'll save your coins, my girl.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm here, and I'm like, you know what
Speaker 2: things are gonna work out.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'll be off fine, I'll be fine, but
Speaker 3: I do miss the money a lot, Like there's days
Speaker 3: where I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, so maybe I should just go back like a shit,
Speaker 2: you know, I just go to see if that But
Speaker 2: then you know what it is.
Speaker 3: Living in New York City, we also become like numb
Speaker 3: to the shit that happens, like when people bump you
Speaker 3: or when people talk to you out of turn. You're like,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna worry about that because I don't want
Speaker 3: to start a fight.
Speaker 2: I know that I'm bigger than this. But then you
Speaker 2: become immute to it and you don't care the looker.
Speaker 1: I've been back in New York from la the angrier
Speaker 1: and more vocalizing when people do things that I feel
Speaker 1: like is disrespectful in public. Yank. If I hold the
Speaker 1: door for somebody and they do do do that, thank you,
Speaker 1: I want to yank them by their two pay and
Speaker 1: bring them back, Yeah, thank you, you're welk. Or if
Speaker 1: I hold the door for them and they don't say
Speaker 1: thank you, I'll yell at them. If I'm getting off
Speaker 1: the train and people won't let me off before they
Speaker 1: come on, I'll yell at everybody on the train.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to do one of them loud eque the
Speaker 2: oppositition noel. Now I mean, I don't let people talk
Speaker 2: to me all crazy.
Speaker 4: I will say that I'm a little more timid if
Speaker 4: people are with me, Like if y'all are with me
Speaker 4: and somebody's whiling, I'll try to like, let's bring it down,
Speaker 4: you know, let's not cause it and because you know,
Speaker 4: we're going to take it to a hunt, because I
Speaker 4: don't want.
Speaker 1: Y'all to be getting in on something that I'm reacting to. Now,
Speaker 1: if I'm alone, I'm really not taking suit from nobody,
Speaker 1: Like nobody's gonna talk to me crazy.
Speaker 2: You're you're usually good at de escalating situations, so.
Speaker 4: Good under pressure. I'm so good to getting other people
Speaker 4: to calm down.
Speaker 2: And you have to tell that story that you just
Speaker 2: told me before, Sydney out here. Oh about the guy
Speaker 2: on the train.
Speaker 4: Yea Lis sitting on the subway platform in New York
Speaker 4: City real late at night, like three am, and this
Speaker 4: white guy comes in like a business suit and he's like.
Speaker 2: I want to feel alive. And that's when you say
Speaker 2: that everybody going down. We're not even on the train yet.
Speaker 1: So he's like, I want to feel alive, and he's
Speaker 1: very clearly drunk and he helps off the platform onto
Speaker 1: the tracks like I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Kill myself, like I want to feel alive. He just
Speaker 2: kept screaming and we took a step back and describe
Speaker 2: his suit. Did it look like a suit like a
Speaker 2: Brooks Brothers. It looked like it was like a pre
Speaker 2: cut sleeve like like like calling up down a step.
Speaker 4: Yes, And he maybe accidentally like got a woman's jacket.
Speaker 2: So it was it was big in the back area.
Speaker 2: I was like, why is it so big? Back? There
Speaker 2: was tight on the tight on the wrist area. I
Speaker 2: was like no, but so he jumps onto this. He
Speaker 2: jumped into the tracks. Everybody's screaming at him like you
Speaker 2: know what the fuck guy? You know just they're like, yo,
Speaker 2: I have somewhere to go. Man gets in the morning,
Speaker 2: like I'm not gonna sit here. I used to can't
Speaker 2: afford a cab, Like the are counting the delay.
Speaker 1: Do you know how many delays this is gonna be
Speaker 1: if you get hit? Like they're really mad, and so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I did try to snapchat him
Speaker 1: a little and.
Speaker 2: He saw me. I mean, I'm gonna get back up.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's fine, he's just having a moment.
Speaker 2: This is he's a good snap But I didn't even
Speaker 2: post this.
Speaker 1: But if but if something happened and the news hit
Speaker 1: you up, you would have the receipts you that it
Speaker 1: released the video. I exclusively told him on the snapchat,
Speaker 1: hey buddy, get up, But no he didn't.
Speaker 2: So he caught you trying to snap his Did you
Speaker 2: did your deed for the day? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: He caught me. He was like, this girl's recorded me.
Speaker 1: And I was like, man, man, I gotta teach you
Speaker 1: when this is over, discreetly shoot video.
Speaker 2: Get the funk out of here. But we don't do it.
Speaker 1: You know, you want to hit it under your chin.
Speaker 1: This wresh your phone under your chin.
Speaker 6: It looks very obviously. But then you want to be like,
Speaker 6: what was up? You look very over, You look at
Speaker 6: the sky like what, No, girl, you look crazy? Yes
Speaker 6: you do, you really really do.
Speaker 2: Wait. So I got up and walked over to him,
Speaker 2: and I like, kneeled down on the platform. You can
Speaker 2: kneel down for a white man on a dirty subway platform. Now, calmly,
Speaker 2: did you have some Jamison and your sister?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I was sober. I wanted to get home. I wanted
Speaker 2: to get home I was on the.
Speaker 1: New York ship, like, how long had you been waiting
Speaker 1: on the platform? So you had another ten it to
Speaker 1: go because it's twenty minute coming.
Speaker 4: We could hear the train coming, so we know it's
Speaker 4: about to come. And he's like, you been there? And
Speaker 4: I said to him, very calmly, you don't want to
Speaker 4: do this. This is crazy. Don't do this, Like, come on,
Speaker 4: let's just get up here. And he was like it
Speaker 4: took him a second. Then he was like all right,
Speaker 4: all right, And so I pulled him up. You you
Speaker 4: work out playing, you got upper bodies body.
Speaker 2: You know, he wasn't dead. Can we talk about what
Speaker 2: this white man looked like? What did he have? Light haired,
Speaker 2: dark hair, aston cutcher type?
Speaker 1: So he was like a long white body and you
Speaker 1: pulled him up, pulled him up, well, I helped him.
Speaker 2: He wasn't a dead man. He was awake and you know,
Speaker 2: and he wanted to and he wanted to get up him.
Speaker 2: I had convinced he was wiling. Were afraid that he
Speaker 2: was going to like be the scar to your move.
Speaker 1: As I was pulling him up, I'm swear, I swear
Speaker 1: to you, all I thought was pleaseful me over, please
Speaker 1: don't pull me over, plea, don't pull me over.
Speaker 2: Because he's obviously unstable. Yeah, and he's drunk too.
Speaker 1: At the same time, I'm like, Yo, this train is coming, bro.
Speaker 1: Nobody else is helping you this train.
Speaker 2: So nobody was helping you while you pulled the body came.
Speaker 4: Nobody was shouting from afar really just being mad at
Speaker 4: What's like?
Speaker 2: What station was this? Do you remember? Yes?
Speaker 1: So I know not to go there.
Speaker 2: This sounds the second Miss.
Speaker 1: This was thirty fourth Street. That's that sounds That's not
Speaker 1: like some Q ship. That don't sound like that sounds
Speaker 1: like some A or C train. Miss. I remember this
Speaker 1: was like a year ago. Okay, okay, So but I
Speaker 1: helped him up. What were you wearing? You know?
Speaker 2: I remember I had on my long, my long birbery coat.
Speaker 2: Have you seen this? You had a birbary con.
Speaker 1: R.
Speaker 2: I bet you I looked real cool going over there
Speaker 2: to help him. I'm not gonna lie. I bet you
Speaker 2: I looked. Really.
Speaker 1: There should be a whole movie based on you just
Speaker 1: wearing this burbery coat and helping people from trains.
Speaker 2: People. Okay, this movie will be called The Helper, Not
Speaker 2: to help the Helper.
Speaker 1: So you know, they would like redo it and instead
Speaker 1: of you would be Denzel playing the Help and he
Speaker 1: have on Gucci based on true events, Yo, chouldel so
Speaker 1: she had a purple heart something. You pull him up up,
Speaker 1: He's like they thanked me. He was like, all right,
Speaker 1: you know, I was wilding whatever. And he starts to
Speaker 1: walk away, and this is it.
Speaker 2: This other guy starts to interact with him, and he's
Speaker 2: very mad, like yo, you wild blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And the guy is still mouthing off like I want
Speaker 1: to feel lost. So then he's like, I'm gonna jump
Speaker 1: back in.
Speaker 2: Like all the work I did. I put my burbery
Speaker 2: coat on the line.
Speaker 1: Like the new guy reacted that way. He was like, yo,
Speaker 1: you're still talking that ship and that little girl just
Speaker 1: helped you. And then I got real mad because he.
Speaker 2: Called me a little girl. No, but that's good though
Speaker 2: you look you look. I was like, yo, I'm a
Speaker 2: grown up and I just saved this man's life, like
Speaker 2: can you know that? A burbery bit? I'm out here.
Speaker 2: Then ended up fighting and they fought like and out
Speaker 2: of this this only New York again, and both of
Speaker 2: them died.
Speaker 1: The dumbni The guy who was yelling at him, he
Speaker 1: was he white black guy. Come on, bro, he brother,
Speaker 1: he beats Come on, Clarence. He was just frustrated.
Speaker 2: You could tell. It wasn't even like a shot. It
Speaker 2: wasn't even that serious.
Speaker 1: Man, It was that serious because it looks like you,
Speaker 1: I'm tired of these bros. I'm tired of their emotional whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm finna just beat this one up. And that's all.
Speaker 1: Some cop probably got off that day on a murder
Speaker 1: case and he just had.
Speaker 2: It up like I'm tired of it. Facebook got me
Speaker 2: all round up. Yeah, that's what he probably saw a
Speaker 2: whole bunch of vine videos. All I can see is
Speaker 2: that tight ass, wrinkled suit. And in my mind it
Speaker 2: was like a like a beige like like a dust
Speaker 2: got up and that's it. Did he give you a hug?
Speaker 1: Like? But you pulled him up, listen, touched him, so
Speaker 1: you might as well give him a fucking honey. What
Speaker 1: would you have done in that situation?
Speaker 2: Well? Go, you know my upper body strength is z
Speaker 2: all is nonet went live on the ground. No, I
Speaker 2: would have been I would help somebody, help, please help.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think for me, I would like I
Speaker 1: would weigh the options, Like if it was like the
Speaker 1: middle of the day and like I knew I could
Speaker 1: like walk to another train stop, I would do that
Speaker 1: because I'm not helping you up because I weigh one
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty three pounds.
Speaker 4: I mean, I want y'all thinking I was super excited,
Speaker 4: Like I remember as I was getting up, I did
Speaker 4: a real heavy sigh, like.
Speaker 2: You go, let me just go.
Speaker 3: I mean, if d that is crazy, say, for instance,
Speaker 3: like Marie fell in the train tracks and I had
Speaker 3: to lift her up, I'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, I feel like we would both die. Yeah, hold on.
Speaker 1: If Marie fell into the tracks and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I hope you'd be like no, no, anybody but you no, no, please,
Speaker 1: I don't want your help, Sydney, I'd be like, what
Speaker 1: if I lay under the train, well, you started gofund.
Speaker 2: Me for me, for my new legs. Like That's why
Speaker 2: I would yell up to Sydney, because I know she
Speaker 2: wouldn't be able to pull me up.
Speaker 1: I would not be able to pull her up, but
Speaker 1: I feel like I would try to help her.
Speaker 2: And that's good that you like. That means a lot.
Speaker 2: It's harder you're a good person.
Speaker 3: You know that's a good person because me, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: want to see but I definitely would have one handover
Speaker 3: and like, of course a little bit.
Speaker 4: And that's what I want to be honest about snapchatting
Speaker 4: him because I wanted to be honest and be like, yo,
Speaker 4: I thought it was going to be fine and I
Speaker 4: wouldn't need to intervene. It could be a funny video
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh no, this is serious. Let
Speaker 4: me put my phone away and try to like do
Speaker 4: something that i'd be on.
Speaker 2: The platform, like don't touch the third round well, or
Speaker 2: you can be like if you want to go out
Speaker 2: right touch, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just quick and you have a very soothing voice,
Speaker 3: and I feel like you have the voice of reason,
Speaker 3: reasonable doubt. I don't know, you sound like if I
Speaker 3: hear you and I'm in distress, you know what, when
Speaker 3: I'm having a bad day, I'm gonna call you.
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like you might not pick up.
Speaker 1: Like I'm working right now, I could very easily curve you,
Speaker 1: you know, because I could take my mental state. We
Speaker 1: were just talking about that, you know, said you need
Speaker 1: to protect your mental states. Sometimes you can't let people
Speaker 1: just be leaning on you all the time. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you can Sydney, Sydney gonna lean hoarde on that that
Speaker 1: I called people once a month.
Speaker 2: You know that's a damn lave. I definitely had to
Speaker 2: cut I've had to cut comics out of my life before,
Speaker 2: like talking about lean on me, crazy ship, let's get
Speaker 2: can get a little. I met I met this comic.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say her name.
Speaker 4: I met that's fine, like twice, and then she called
Speaker 4: me from the hospital saying, like, I was drunk and
Speaker 4: things got crazy, so I need help.
Speaker 2: Can you come get me?
Speaker 1: I was like, let me go through our mutual friends
Speaker 1: and find someone else who is better equipped, because we
Speaker 1: don't really know you said that well, but I could
Speaker 1: tell that she and she even told me when she
Speaker 1: when she came back to she told me she was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I was lit.
Speaker 4: I had drank a lot, and in my drunk state,
Speaker 4: I only could think of you. I can only think
Speaker 4: of I know Chanel will help me. I can call
Speaker 4: her and she'll make sure that I'm okay. And I
Speaker 4: did take care of her. I found somebody to go
Speaker 4: get her and get her.
Speaker 2: You touched your butt before, Like what, like she was
Speaker 2: that drunk and thought of you, but like did I
Speaker 2: touch her? Chanelle? Don't lie to me. How close were
Speaker 2: y'all in your drunk state?
Speaker 1: You thought a Chanelle like two names? Yeah, Chanelle, Ali?
Speaker 1: You thought of both names. She's like, Ali, that's the
Speaker 1: world's greatest.
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit. She saved me.
Speaker 1: Yo, Chanelle, I feel like we need to give you
Speaker 1: a quiz to see if you really are the expert,
Speaker 1: but like, I don't even know how we can test
Speaker 1: you even more.
Speaker 2: Do you have a question for her?
Speaker 3: No, I really don't. I just really wanted to sit
Speaker 3: here and talk to you. I felt like, you know,
Speaker 3: you're a cool person, work really hard. I always have
Speaker 3: a good time when you're around. I've never been like
Speaker 3: Chanell's so annoying, you know, because nobody those so many
Speaker 3: people like that.
Speaker 2: Were you cool in school? Like were you a cool kid? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I really felt like I had a lot of friends,
Speaker 1: Like I was cool with everybody one of those you're
Speaker 1: one of the friends with everybody.
Speaker 2: I can't tell you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't friends with everybody, but my brother was,
Speaker 1: so I was like, like they knew me because of
Speaker 1: who he was. Yeah, and then people knew not to
Speaker 1: tell me stuff because I would laugh in their face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was the friend that was like.
Speaker 4: And honestly, when I think about like my upbringing and
Speaker 4: like my parents, I feel like I developed a lot
Speaker 4: of self peace because I had to make peace with
Speaker 4: that self peace like oh type of peak, like I'm
Speaker 4: now I got taken away from my mom when I
Speaker 4: was two, my dad when I was seventeen because we
Speaker 4: took a court ordered paternity test.
Speaker 2: Oh, he didn't want to take the test. He was like, no,
Speaker 2: you don't they find him. He's a cop. They couldn't
Speaker 2: find it. He's a cop him. They really were. They
Speaker 2: were trying to cover it up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure they were, but that they realize when
Speaker 4: you've been in the foster care system, they've been paying
Speaker 4: these foster parents and they want to get that money back.
Speaker 4: So then they realized, Oh, if this guy is the guy,
Speaker 4: he got the money, let's go get the money.
Speaker 2: Let's get the butt test. How do they know that
Speaker 2: it was him? I really don't know.
Speaker 4: They didn't tell me, Like, they were never trying to
Speaker 4: connect us. They were just trying to stop that money. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they were trying to get that money. So they were like, Yo,
Speaker 4: we think this guy could be it. We're gonna force
Speaker 4: him to take a test.
Speaker 2: You take a test. So in meeting him and kind.
Speaker 4: Of giving him a fresh slate, I had to really
Speaker 4: decide that I was gonna forgive him, Like now what happened.
Speaker 4: I had to decide, like, you know, I can't get
Speaker 4: these eighteen years back, but here you are, and you're
Speaker 4: saying you want to try. I'm gonna for myself forgive
Speaker 4: you because I can't be walking around mad at you
Speaker 4: all the time, like I'm not gonna live my best
Speaker 4: life if I'm walking around.
Speaker 2: Every day like I'm mad at my mom and I'm
Speaker 2: mad at and you.
Speaker 1: See those people out here holding onto something that's girls gone.
Speaker 1: When you just said like, I don't never see that
Speaker 1: on you, I take that as such a compliment. And
Speaker 1: I hope that my brother is the same way because
Speaker 1: I always teach him like we're okay in ourselves, that
Speaker 1: we don't need to walk around feeling less than like
Speaker 1: we are okay. So what you're saying is you never
Speaker 1: want to have that Will Smith moment on Fresh Friends
Speaker 1: where he was like.
Speaker 2: Come in, don't want but see, he had to do that.
Speaker 2: He had to say that out loud to let it
Speaker 2: go to a certain extent.
Speaker 4: So I feel like I had to learn to when
Speaker 4: I made peace with you know, even at ten, I
Speaker 4: remember recognizing the reality like, Okay, I'm in foster care
Speaker 4: and I'm moving around like I don't know who my
Speaker 4: dad is, my mom is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are like you're like a like a one
Speaker 1: in a million. I think like a person in the
Speaker 1: foster care system that.
Speaker 2: Can like like just make peace with what was going on.
Speaker 4: And I really credit that so much to my little brother,
Speaker 4: because if I had to do it just for me,
Speaker 4: I don't think I would have been strong enough. But
Speaker 4: to have like a little kid who he's like a baby.
Speaker 4: He needs things, he's crying and he needs to be changed,
Speaker 4: and he has to eat like that consistently.
Speaker 2: Were taking care of him. Yeah, that consistency.
Speaker 1: Somebody gonna slide into your venmo right now and just
Speaker 1: drop you some They're like.
Speaker 2: Yo, you're such a good person, go ahead and share
Speaker 2: your venmo.
Speaker 4: Yes, every time I get paid, I venmo my little
Speaker 4: brother as much as I can. And sometimes yeah, what's
Speaker 4: your ven Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh you want to ye?
Speaker 1: People Janelle Dash Allie, she's taking care of her little brother. Y'all.
Speaker 3: I don't know your little brother is about thirty now, right,
Speaker 3: so she's gonna need some funds on that, so please
Speaker 3: get her in a venmo.
Speaker 2: Size is just kidding? What's his?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: What kind of jeans he wear? He wear like a
Speaker 2: thirty four or thirty two or so, like, I don't
Speaker 2: even know what that means.
Speaker 1: Your story is beautiful and I didn't even know all
Speaker 1: of this about you, and I'm so happy that I
Speaker 1: was able to get to know you better and.
Speaker 2: Just wow, and you're so chilling. I mean, I can't
Speaker 2: believe you didn't bring any weed for.
Speaker 3: The Yeah, I'm a little upset about that. But you're
Speaker 3: saving lives though. Yeah, so it was on time though.
Speaker 3: I think that's important.
Speaker 2: You were more than I would have brought weed. Who
Speaker 2: knows if I would have been here? And that Barberry
Speaker 2: jacket were it? At? Okay? All right, Chanel, what's next
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: What like?
Speaker 2: What's next with you? Comedy? Career wise? You just opened
Speaker 2: her cha at Caroline's.
Speaker 4: That was amazing. I'm holding out for some festivals this
Speaker 4: year on the road a lot. I always have all
Speaker 4: my gigs posted up dot com. You can follow me
Speaker 4: at Twitter schnell underscore underscore Ali, that's two underscore for
Speaker 4: reasonable doubt, reasonable mondays hashtag reasonable down mondays. I always
Speaker 4: search that tag if you want to join in and
Speaker 4: I retweet it's dope because you know, if you see
Speaker 4: any lyrics, I speak to you, I like to you know.
Speaker 2: And also breathing, I'm gonna be breathing, y'all gonna be breathing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always please, okay, breathing, breathe that breathe it
Speaker 3: breathe as always.
Speaker 1: You can catch me at rez r e e e
Speaker 1: z y on Instagram and on YouTube at miss rez
Speaker 1: m s r e e e z Y Sidney, where
Speaker 1: can they find you?
Speaker 3: You can check me on Instagram at just sid b
Speaker 3: w j U s t s y d b w.
Speaker 3: Twitter just said n y C and you know. Hit
Speaker 3: me on Facebook, man, I'm tired of these uh elderly
Speaker 3: people friending me on Facebook?
Speaker 2: Where do you accept all the requests?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: So No, I have not, I have not. No, I
Speaker 2: stop my friends. You go on Facebook.
Speaker 1: I stopped months ago. You hit your friend then, No,
Speaker 1: it's too many weirdos. It's people that I'm like, how
Speaker 1: do you know you have four hundred requests? Bending Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I don't even know what these people met.
Speaker 1: And then they'll be in my secret little messages or
Speaker 1: whatever and they're like, saw you at a show or
Speaker 1: my friend recommended me, you recommended you for I was like,
Speaker 1: you're old, asked you about eighty Where are your show.
Speaker 2: At your nursing home at the Nurse thousand Oaks? Exactly,
Speaker 2: it's crazy.
Speaker 1: You guys can come see us young or old, rich
Speaker 1: or poor at Carmel Lounge the second Saturday of every month.
Speaker 1: We only have two more shows left. We do only
Speaker 1: have two more shows left. Yes, the next one is
Speaker 1: on July eighth. Yes, please come come to that. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be a fun time. It's a free show. And then,
Speaker 1: you know, just make sure you comment, subscribe still your
Speaker 1: boyfriends for while he's sleeping, check his DMS, and then
Speaker 1: also subscribe podcast on his phone.
Speaker 2: Please do That's all that we ask you to do.
Speaker 1: Do it Chanel, any any like last words, any like
Speaker 1: fortune cookie mantras that you can give.
Speaker 2: Yes something, hit them with something one bar every day,
Speaker 2: do something for you. Oh that's cute. And my line
Speaker 2: is Sidney, I need you think of one too. My
Speaker 2: line is he who.
Speaker 1: Does not bring his wallet does not get to go
Speaker 1: out with me a second time. That's the line that
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave you. He who don't bring his wallet
Speaker 1: don't get to see me again.
Speaker 3: Trust in God and that okay, all right, well get killed.
Speaker 2: Thanks so much guys. Bye,