WEBVTT - "The Chill Expert" with Chanel Ali

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hi guys, Hello, Hello, Oh welcome to the Unofficial

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<v Speaker 1>Expert with Sydney and Marie.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, feeling great? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Why I felt like a little technician over here?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, well they don't care about the backstory about

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<v Speaker 1>that tech is boring.

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<v Speaker 2>It is so boring.

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<v Speaker 1>And Steve Job's now listening to this, and okay, neither

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<v Speaker 1>is the dude who replaced him Steve's other job.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Hey, Marie, how are you doing? Are

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<v Speaker 2>doing really well?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why my throat decided that we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to go back to all day morning voice, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>what my throat is doing now.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel so congested. I don't feel congested. I'm just confused.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, But like you know how, sometimes if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't use your voice for a long time, the first

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<v Speaker 1>person you speak to gets like your full morning voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Happened to me yesterday and then it never went away.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you hear this? It just started yesterday? Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I called the dentist to make an appointment and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your name and like and she's like, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little bit muffled. I was like, no, just

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<v Speaker 1>that's just my thoat.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you.

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<v Speaker 3>Always feel like maya Angelou to me, that's a damn lie.

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<v Speaker 3>Always are giving me. I did not rise death poetry jam,

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<v Speaker 3>straight spoken word, raspy voice.

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<v Speaker 2>What happens to a raisin in the sun? Does it

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<v Speaker 2>whither and weather and die? Phenomenal? Phenomenally? What happens to

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<v Speaker 2>a dream deferred?

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<v Speaker 1>Yo? We should go to a damn spoken word thing

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<v Speaker 1>and then do what I think we should just try it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, write a poem and then get up there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo.

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<v Speaker 2>I will put you on the g I will lie Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen this this, I mean that might not be the

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<v Speaker 1>hard because white people, when white people do poetry, it

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<v Speaker 1>don't even be rhyming, and it don't be on beat.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they have a dusty dread coming in the front,

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<v Speaker 1>like a dusty drug. Remember that guy that gave us

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<v Speaker 1>his notebook yesterday, he gave us like his poetry book.

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<v Speaker 2>And this, this is one of the poems in the book.

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<v Speaker 1>Outnumbered, outfunded and pushed to the cliffs, we meet our

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<v Speaker 1>true selves and found our true gifts.

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<v Speaker 2>This whole poem. That's great. Okay, let me read okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let me read you another one.

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<v Speaker 1>Make a list of things that make you happy, and

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<v Speaker 1>make a list of things that you do every day,

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<v Speaker 1>compare the list, adjust accordingly.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a poem.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not a poem, but that's one of those like mantra,

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<v Speaker 3>like something that you say in the date.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know we should do at the end of

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<v Speaker 2>this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>We should make a list of things that make us

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<v Speaker 1>happy and make a list of all that we do

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<v Speaker 1>every day.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you know, compare the lists.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and also we should just write a little poem,

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<v Speaker 3>just do a little high coup.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we do that? Okay? You know what a haiku is? No, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, because I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what because you said it. It's like a certain

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<v Speaker 1>amount of lines or a certain amount of beats or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that, just like five or something. Yes, so we

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<v Speaker 2>should do something like that. So you want to go,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to go all the way?

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<v Speaker 1>You want me to trick all the way to Harlem

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<v Speaker 1>or the New Yureakan Poets Cafe. You want me to

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<v Speaker 1>travel for forty five minutes to tell a five syllable

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<v Speaker 1>play I mean poem.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to you.

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<v Speaker 3>In Brooklyn they have tons of things like that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>it's gentrified. You know, white people are yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do partry of white people like

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<v Speaker 1>that's not I don't want to do party. You know

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<v Speaker 1>who's listening to the podcast, I understand, and I want

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<v Speaker 1>them to know that I don't want to do partry

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<v Speaker 1>with that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't you crazy. What were you an expert in

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<v Speaker 3>this week?

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<v Speaker 1>This week, I was an expert at eating chicken wings.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it sounds very stipid, stereotypical, but I already

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<v Speaker 1>did a really good job.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let me tell you what happened. Don't judge me, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never called your expertise basic, and you'll be having

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<v Speaker 1>some real basic expertise on this podcast. I was an

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<v Speaker 1>expert at being a good friend like that. That's that's

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff that you say here, And I've never called

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<v Speaker 1>you basic.

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<v Speaker 2>Basic.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes it's hard to be a good friend, girl, But

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard for me to be a good friend to

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<v Speaker 1>you because you say basic. Step you see, you say

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<v Speaker 1>hurt you continue. So I had chicken buffalo wings like

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<v Speaker 1>three days in a row. Me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So we were that's worts this even though we

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<v Speaker 2>were together Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So Saturday night I was walking down the street

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<v Speaker 1>and this this this little cool dude was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how you not going.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's going well.

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<v Speaker 1>And then fast forward to us exchanging information and then

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<v Speaker 1>two days later he got me chicken, but I was

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<v Speaker 1>with Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember. Sidney third wheeled the chicken third.

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<v Speaker 1>Wheeled, and I actually was the one that was like,

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<v Speaker 1>we should only have ten.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like, I want to get my own. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, what, these are some big wings?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but he was.

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<v Speaker 1>He was from La and he was like, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money for like a little bit of wings.

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<v Speaker 1>And Sydney was like they ont be big. And they

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<v Speaker 1>came and we could barely finish. But I was like, nigga,

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<v Speaker 1>you on a corporate card.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah he did. He did drop his gold American Express.

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<v Speaker 2>You got the corporate card, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>He paid for all the wings and then he was

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<v Speaker 1>like after you left. Sydney was like, I'm only going

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<v Speaker 1>to stay and have one wing and then I want

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<v Speaker 1>to go home. Six wings later, Shut up. Sydney's still

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<v Speaker 1>there sucking on her fingers.

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<v Speaker 3>His napkin was so nasty, and our napkins were so

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<v Speaker 3>clean because we were sucking our fingers in public.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're allowed to suck your fingers if

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<v Speaker 1>like it's like they're full of saw us.

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<v Speaker 3>We were in Palla's BBQ, so everybody is sucking their fingers.

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<v Speaker 1>Were this is and he just kept using the barbecue

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<v Speaker 1>wipes and we were like, I use those.

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<v Speaker 2>At the end, I was like, are these wings imported?

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<v Speaker 2>And then yeah, these free rings? Yeah Texas Wings.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, they these wings taste real Connecticut is right.

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<v Speaker 1>They taste like they had four oh one k or

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<v Speaker 1>someeven very cornish hen ish. And then the next day

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<v Speaker 1>I was I was in the city with my cousin,

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<v Speaker 1>our jobs expert, and we jumped on the train and

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<v Speaker 1>we looked to the left and my little sister was

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<v Speaker 1>on the train and she was like, wat y'all do?

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<v Speaker 1>And we were like, wat y'all that one? And then

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew was like, do you have food at the house?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, Andrew was like midnight, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't come to our house and eat and leave

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<v Speaker 1>like you always do. And my sister was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>want wings. And Andrew was like, oh, it's Tuesday. Buffalo

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<v Speaker 1>Wall Wings has half priced wings every Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>And we were like, what time they closed?

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<v Speaker 1>Loud, just being loud and ignorant and hungry on the

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<v Speaker 1>Q train, and they closed that one o'clock in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>So we jumped off the train and went back the

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<v Speaker 1>way we came and got this whole thing of wings,

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<v Speaker 1>but they weren't as big as the how much weeks?

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<v Speaker 2>It was like twelve? Well I think I paid twelve

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<v Speaker 2>dollars including tip. Did y'all share wings?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but we also got milkshakes, but the wings came

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<v Speaker 1>to like twelve dollars for like eighteen wings. The wings

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<v Speaker 1>taste better when somebody else is paying for the Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>they do.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I have to pay for my own.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what kind of is this? The white or

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<v Speaker 2>the door? Like is this pigeon pigeon wing? What is this?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but anything tastes better when someone else is paying

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Like I had a bum as peanut butter

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<v Speaker 1>and jelly once because somebody else paid for it. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, are theyse glue free?

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you don't know how free work.

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<v Speaker 3>Because we went to a stand, a lemonade stand, and

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<v Speaker 3>they were giving out lemonade, and you were like, do

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<v Speaker 3>you have like what kind.

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<v Speaker 2>Of does it not? Oh? What just happened. What doesning happened?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't hear myself anymore, you can't. No, it was

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<v Speaker 2>this that's not not knowing how free works. You were

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<v Speaker 2>asking questions. You don't ask no questions, to.

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<v Speaker 1>Ask questions whether it's free or no, absolutely not. See,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know how free works. When he's giving you something,

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't mean you have to take it to free

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<v Speaker 1>herbees and you're gonna be like, I'm gonna take these

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<v Speaker 1>herpies because it's free.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what people would do when they would come

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<v Speaker 3>to my job, right, I would give them a menu,

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<v Speaker 3>and this menu is just to give it to.

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<v Speaker 2>Them, like so you to have it. Then they'll like

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<v Speaker 2>ask for add ons and extras, and I'm like, see

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<v Speaker 2>that is before we don't know how free works. This

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<v Speaker 2>is for you. Just take whatever I'm fucking giving you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but those are people who don't know how free works.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't be at your job asking for extra stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, it is the lady that makes sandwiches

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<v Speaker 1>back there, like you're like, can I get stuff that's

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<v Speaker 1>not on the menu today? No, No, I never said that.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I said, hold on, hold on, this is

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<v Speaker 1>but this how the same. I was like, damn, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>got no wings, and City was like, City was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can get you some wings.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you came out with wings.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know y'all had that on the menu.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but I didn't ask you for wings. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, she yes, but yeah, but I didn't go

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<v Speaker 1>in there and say I really want some wings from y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Back there. I just was like, oh, you guys don't

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<v Speaker 2>have any wings. I don't want anything.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he made the wings a peer and then

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<v Speaker 1>I was like the next time I went, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to salad.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want this. I just want like a regular sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>But I didn't ask her for it. I just was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want anything here. And then she made the

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<v Speaker 1>sandwich peer. I wasn't in there asking for all menu

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like I was at in and out Burger like

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>The next time she came and she was like, is

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<v Speaker 2>the woman back there making sandwich?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yes, because I knew that you had the capabilities.

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<v Speaker 1>I know y'all had that slice chimata bread back then.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways, you were like, do they have any more a Rooku?

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<v Speaker 1>Look? Can I get I was like, yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want the Romaine. I want to butter lettuce them dives

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<v Speaker 1>in Sydney. I don't think it's called it's pronounced undived.

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<v Speaker 1>Just so you know it's on deves. Just so, just anyways, Sidney,

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<v Speaker 1>what were you an expert in this wore bike stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really getting into the bike. I've been riding from

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn to Manhattan. I've taken the Brooklyn Bridge, the Manhattan Bridge,

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<v Speaker 1>the Williamsburg Bridge. I got lights on my bike, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a bell. I'm meeting new people every day. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and I love it. I just love being on a bike.

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<v Speaker 2>When you say new people, you mean new white people,

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<v Speaker 2>new black people. We got people.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, the other day I had a race

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<v Speaker 3>war on the bridge.

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<v Speaker 2>It was me and this black girl.

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<v Speaker 3>She had like a froz, she was playing her music,

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<v Speaker 3>she got a little jills goot on, she pedaling or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>And then these white dudes pull up on the side

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<v Speaker 3>of us and they're like hey girls, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 3>uh huh whatever. And then they look like they were

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<v Speaker 3>trying to like race us, and I was like, they're

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<v Speaker 3>not really trying to race us right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the other girl was like, oh, they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Ready to race, leus go and I was like, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>do it for us, do it for us because I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>So race war means two things in that story. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's not a race war. That's what happened though,

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<v Speaker 1>But so who won? I don't even know. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>make it to the end. They were gone. They were

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<v Speaker 1>probably already downtown, which.

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<v Speaker 2>She probably dated one of them white dudes. Yo.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm getting better with just adjusting to being on

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<v Speaker 3>a bike, like I'm not I'm not trying to take

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<v Speaker 3>cabs anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>So people, it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>You're so message me on instance story or whatever. They're like,

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<v Speaker 3>so are you doing bad? Like do you need money?

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<v Speaker 3>Your uber money ran out wap and it's like your

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<v Speaker 3>uber money.

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<v Speaker 2>People are distres.

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<v Speaker 3>They just say whatever to me, And I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>it's fine. But last night I was on the bike

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<v Speaker 3>and I was on their late it was like one

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<v Speaker 3>something I had finished seeing y'all or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yip, but who's telling you to drip on the bike

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<v Speaker 2>at one o'clock in.

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<v Speaker 1>The I bike, I can't leave my bike. Listen, when

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<v Speaker 1>a white man who who's got cargo shorts.

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<v Speaker 3>On it is like that's a nice bike. Listen, don't

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<v Speaker 3>leave it. I was gonna leave the bike when we

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<v Speaker 3>were at the Duplex.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, the leather on the seat is beautiful. He

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<v Speaker 2>would have just taken the seat exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody told me to take the wheel off the fucking bike,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, that's not happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's just taking wheels off a bike? Crackheads do that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>So last night this guy asked me how much when

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<v Speaker 3>I was like on, I was on the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>Who was he talking about the bike or your vagina?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought he was talking about the bike, but he's

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<v Speaker 3>talking about me. He thought I was a fucking prostitute.

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<v Speaker 3>Cross country is selling ass and then getting on a bike.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not that.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't go like if I'm a prostitute, I'm only taking cabs.

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<v Speaker 3>Why would I be riding around the people's homes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know how, there's like weed delivery, there's like

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<v Speaker 1>food delivery, there's a pussy delivery.

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<v Speaker 2>You just do it on a bike. There's like seamless

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<v Speaker 2>for your vagina.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but do you know sitting on a bike is damaging.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going through you.

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<v Speaker 1>Get like a padded bike short that's what I need.

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<v Speaker 1>I need a padded Any listeners are out there. If

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<v Speaker 1>anybody want to sponsor bike short companies are listening to

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<v Speaker 1>this right now, my bike journey, please send them to

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<v Speaker 1>a five hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Entire actress on the You know what, let's just get

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<v Speaker 1>started because the guest that we have today would never

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<v Speaker 1>do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Too cool for that type of behavior. She is a comedian.

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<v Speaker 1>She travels all over the country and kind of any

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<v Speaker 1>other countries. You're kind of international, all across North America.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm gonna say.

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<v Speaker 1>She's uh, she's somebody who's on our show a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of times.

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<v Speaker 2>She's freaking hilarious, so funny. She's our chill expert. She's

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<v Speaker 2>our cool cat expert.

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<v Speaker 3>Give it up for Chanel a likay, think.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, chanell Le. It's so good to be here, Chanel.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ride a bike?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't except when I go to Governor's Island because

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<v Speaker 4>they got free bike right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, How do they make money if the bikes

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<v Speaker 2>are free, Well, it's only free before noon. That's that's

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<v Speaker 2>like a billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Those people who are renting bikes afternoon, they're they're they're

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<v Speaker 4>killing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, everybody who is listening to this.

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<v Speaker 1>If y'all want to do like a little unofficial expert

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<v Speaker 1>meet up at Governs Island before, let's do that.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be amazing little meet up.

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<v Speaker 3>Chanel will be there absolutely, and it's there on time,

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<v Speaker 3>and we'll be there.

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<v Speaker 2>For three hours. I'll be there chilling like they're not coming, Chanel,

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<v Speaker 2>How do you get to be so damn calm? Like

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<v Speaker 2>even your voice is chill? Yeah, I do be chilling.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I got some like meditative practices that keep

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<v Speaker 4>me real grounded.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, let's talk.

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<v Speaker 1>About that, like numb some numbia RINGEQ, some numbia RINGEQ.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like, uh, you know, I listen to Reasonable Doubt

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<v Speaker 4>every Monday. Reasonable Doubt mondays. You can follow that on Twitter.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes I do, yes, right, And people people always ask

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<v Speaker 4>me about that. But I just think, like the wazy

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<v Speaker 4>Reasonable Doubt album is such like a hustler mentality, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>he just captured all of the emotions when you're going

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<v Speaker 4>through like life changes and you're really hustling and trying

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<v Speaker 4>to make changes and trying to find peace within yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>So I listen to that every Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about jay Z's album is now

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<v Speaker 1>compared to that album?

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's like hard to evolve as an artist,

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<v Speaker 4>especially when you're making projects that they're really gonna judge

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<v Speaker 4>you on.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think he's still just as dope.

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<v Speaker 4>I think even back then, when you listen to reasonable Doubt,

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<v Speaker 4>he was like saying fagged and like just you know,

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<v Speaker 4>doing things that you can't you can't get away with nowadays.

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<v Speaker 4>But he was a young he was a young man and.

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<v Speaker 2>He was rapping. You know, that was the nineties. Fine,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think he's a bold a baby blue Vocale

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<v Speaker 1>Jersey or you in c Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>He wore Hawaiian shirt.

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<v Speaker 4>Hawaiian shirts dropping in the back of music videos real crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a jay Z fan, so I really don't

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<v Speaker 1>really the word really like just in general, I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't care about him.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't want I don't want.

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<v Speaker 4>To even give you the wrong idea that I think

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<v Speaker 4>jay Z is like the greatest rapper of all time

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<v Speaker 4>or even my favorite rapper.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do listen to reason Doubt every single Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Sidney, you shot I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>you were such a showing Carter fan.

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<v Speaker 2>You never told. You never told the facebooks, you never

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<v Speaker 2>said the Facebook.

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<v Speaker 3>They were the twitters where there there was a mixtape

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<v Speaker 3>where I.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, lost my Virginity Too. And it was one

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<v Speaker 1>of like what it was a mixtape. It was a mixtape.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't no slow jam, it was no not having sex.

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<v Speaker 1>Jay Z was calling everyone in the room a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah wow, it was.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, it was like Meek Mill featuring, like

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<v Speaker 3>jay Z featuring like DJ Clue.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a lot of people on that.

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<v Speaker 3>Meek been around that long. Oh no, not Meek Mill.

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<v Speaker 3>What's another guy that was on there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>I know your Memphis similar They got similar names.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna it's okay. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I had one track and then I would because of

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<v Speaker 3>that mixtape, I got into jay Z and I loved

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<v Speaker 3>him after that.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, he's a good person to lose your virginity here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just do you remember what song you lost your

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<v Speaker 1>Virginity too? I'm pretty sure there wasn't music planned. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty sure from what I recalled. No, it was awkward

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<v Speaker 1>silence and a twin bed. So the guy was obviously

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<v Speaker 1>your age like.

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<v Speaker 2>A year older than me. Maybe. Wow, anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>You listen to reasonable doubt all my days? And then

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<v Speaker 1>what else? How else do you like meditate? Like how

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<v Speaker 1>do you stay silk seeing?

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<v Speaker 2>I really like live with my headphones on a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Also breathe a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you like, when is the last time you really

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<v Speaker 4>said and concentrated on breathing like I'm concentrating on the

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<v Speaker 4>air going in and now the air going out.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't really do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We forget to do that shit and your body needs

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<v Speaker 1>you to reset like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh like that's how that's your control all delete? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely as a bicyclist, Well, I always breathe like that,

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<v Speaker 3>so I didn't really feel like I learned anything from

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<v Speaker 3>that little exercise.

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<v Speaker 2>But wow, okay you think you better than us.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I always have to breathe, like especially when

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<v Speaker 3>you're active, like you're out in these streets, like especially

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<v Speaker 3>going over the Williamsford Bridge.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's three times that you've done that in your

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<v Speaker 2>entire life. You're not from New York. Where are you from?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm from Philly. Yeah, I was born in Camden, which

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<v Speaker 2>is right outside of phil which is not Yes, you

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<v Speaker 2>guys know Camden.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like Camden was like the murder capital, murder

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<v Speaker 1>murder capital of the y'all know that, Yeah, girl, I read.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't read, but I know people from

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<v Speaker 1>people know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I didn't think y'all would know that. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>that was a couple of years ago that they took

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<v Speaker 2>that title. But it is very dangerous place.

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<v Speaker 1>Murder capital of the country, the same murder rates as Philly.

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<v Speaker 2>But Philly is a huge city.

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<v Speaker 4>Parison, Camden is very tiny to be, you know, having

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<v Speaker 4>so many people die. But yeah, I was born in

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<v Speaker 4>Camden and then I lived in Philly most of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>I did move around a lot as a kid, but

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<v Speaker 4>I claimed Philly, Philly's home.

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<v Speaker 2>Philly is home. Okay, Well, what's like?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, Philly isn't a chill place, though I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like it's a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sometimes you be.

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<v Speaker 1>Chilling all mac in, you know, playing be ball outside

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<v Speaker 1>of the school, and sometimes a couple of guys will

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<v Speaker 1>be up to no good.

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<v Speaker 2>We wasn't gonna get through this podcast without that song.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you get tired of as a Phillys You how

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<v Speaker 1>many times in New York when someone brings me on stage,

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<v Speaker 1>the DJ will play that song as well. Where is

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<v Speaker 1>West Philadelphia? Like is that even a thing? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, there's West Philly, North Philly, South Philly. There

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<v Speaker 4>is no East Philly because that's regular Philly. Yeah well no,

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<v Speaker 4>that's where the river is.

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<v Speaker 1>Like okay, well whatever, who cares about East Philly? But

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<v Speaker 1>Philly I like city living, Like I'm definitely I like

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<v Speaker 1>being in the city. But I do think that New

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<v Speaker 1>York is like overkilling a lot of aspects.

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<v Speaker 2>It is.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a really freaking is the quality of life in

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<v Speaker 4>Philly is much more because your dollar goes farther.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not as big, it's not as overwhelmed. Yes, but

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<v Speaker 2>you might get shot with that long ass dollar I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean might get shot in East New York.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, but that's why we don't go there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't. Who goes to East Listeners? Are you from

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<v Speaker 1>East New York? Somebody hits out? Now should we start

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<v Speaker 1>to go fundme so you can get out of East

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<v Speaker 1>New York. East New York is going to be like

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<v Speaker 1>the last place to get gentrified if that ever happens.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy thought of myself, like knowing what I'm talking

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<v Speaker 2>about now you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so but you're in Brooklyn, now, like how did

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<v Speaker 1>you like, how do you think that Philly helped and

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<v Speaker 1>you becoming such a chill person? Like do you have

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<v Speaker 1>like a chill family? Do you have like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of friends who like smoke weed? Like talk about that.

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<v Speaker 4>I do have a ton of friends who smoke. We

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<v Speaker 4>And I think Philly, like the Philly arts scene really

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<v Speaker 4>shaped and molded me as a young woman.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely like.

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<v Speaker 1>To the busks in Philly shut out, I know, like.

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<v Speaker 4>Really talented like painters people who that's all they do

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<v Speaker 4>is paint all.

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<v Speaker 1>They like.

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<v Speaker 2>To He's so relaxing. He's a really relaxing guy. I

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<v Speaker 2>think he's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he?

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<v Speaker 2>I think he passed away? Can somebody google? I am death?

0:20:54.440 --> 0:20:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Death is accusation. She knows about death. It happens.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, you guys start of the stop telling Women a

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<v Speaker 4>Smile campaign? Yes, yes, my friend Tatiana started that she

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<v Speaker 4>was an artist in Philly that I used to see

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<v Speaker 4>on TV all the time, and I'd be like, why

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<v Speaker 4>is this girl? Like I just see her out She's

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<v Speaker 4>always doing this dope shit. And then I just really

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<v Speaker 4>started surrounding myself around people like that, people who were

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<v Speaker 4>making art and trying to make a difference in the world,

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<v Speaker 4>and it really helped me get the courage to be like, man,

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<v Speaker 4>I think I'm a comedian. I think I need to

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<v Speaker 4>try this, and so I started hitting open mics and

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<v Speaker 4>cat calling.

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<v Speaker 2>Is what propelled you with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that what We're gonna do a lot of different things,

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<v Speaker 4>but yeah, just watching people, you know, make a life

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<v Speaker 4>off of their art. I was like, Wow, I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>know you could do that, and you are. Then I

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<v Speaker 4>had really considered for a long Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But you are. You're making money as a comic.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's like your bread and butter basically now, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But I think you.

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<v Speaker 2>Could really do that in New York City if you're

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<v Speaker 2>an artist.

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<v Speaker 3>If you there's people who have books on poems and

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<v Speaker 3>they're making like thousands of dollars and I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 3>I read that poem, But who's who's buying?

0:21:57.280 --> 0:21:58.040
<v Speaker 2>Who's paying for this?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like, if you're a painter, if your singer, this

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<v Speaker 3>is the place to come and make money off.

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<v Speaker 1>But also it's expensive to live here, so you might

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<v Speaker 1>have to do something else on the side.

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<v Speaker 2>It forces you to hustle. Yeah, forces you, but sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>we need that.

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<v Speaker 1>If like it was easy to be an artist, then

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<v Speaker 1>like nobody would be creating anything of value, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the reasons I always say I feel like

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<v Speaker 4>Philly comics have such a thick skin because Philly is

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<v Speaker 4>not an easy city to move.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, what are some comics that game out of Philly?

0:22:24.200 --> 0:22:25.439
<v Speaker 1>Because I'm in my mind, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, there's no there's Monroe things.

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<v Speaker 1>Because people listening don't know who Monroe Martin, Yes, Derek Games,

0:22:34.080 --> 0:22:36.600
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Hart, Yeah, you know, I mean, but Kevin and

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin really like put in the work in Philly.

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<v Speaker 2>Like why would y'all start with Monroe and not say,

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin Hart, We're just building up to a girl. Damn.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't just you can't just drop Kevin Hart. Should

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<v Speaker 1>have just said Kevin Hart is from Philly and then

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<v Speaker 1>like Kevin Hart like calm down, exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>Damn chi children and of course will Smith in his mouth,

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<v Speaker 5>but also not having kids keeps me chill, oh listen,

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<v Speaker 5>Just like I reflect on that all the time, like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh regular.

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<v Speaker 2>Lass, And when I see people have not one.

0:23:09.760 --> 0:23:12.639
<v Speaker 3>But two kids, I'm like, are you really want to

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<v Speaker 3>have that type of challenge and innocent the summertime.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody's giving up. They see, so you got two kids

0:23:18.320 --> 0:23:21.480
<v Speaker 1>on the train and you your shoes heard. When I

0:23:21.560 --> 0:23:23.800
<v Speaker 1>see women struggle with their stroller to get on the bus,

0:23:24.119 --> 0:23:26.439
<v Speaker 1>like you're doing worse than me. When I see like

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<v Speaker 1>newborn babies on the train with that little sock, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>what about their immune system?

0:23:32.160 --> 0:23:34.639
<v Speaker 2>They don't care. Air can't be good for this baby.

0:23:34.760 --> 0:23:36.360
<v Speaker 2>Baby got mesothelio mal well.

0:23:36.400 --> 0:23:38.320
<v Speaker 3>This is why the babies have thick skin on New

0:23:38.400 --> 0:23:40.960
<v Speaker 3>York City because of the air and because it's like

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<v Speaker 3>the transportation. Nobody give a fuck about a baby anywhere,

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<v Speaker 3>like on a.

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<v Speaker 2>Plane or on a train.

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<v Speaker 3>In the water, it's like women and children first babies

0:23:50.920 --> 0:23:52.560
<v Speaker 3>whatever they babies, they baby, they'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Float throw down there down. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But having a kid, especially when you see people with

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<v Speaker 1>like them double wide strollers or the long stroller where

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<v Speaker 1>the baby, one baby's on top of the other baby,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, dude, you had a bunk bed stroller

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<v Speaker 1>out in these streets.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was When I was in Central Park and

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<v Speaker 3>there there were dads on bikes and they had like

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<v Speaker 3>the little car seat bike seat for the baby.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you obviously don't give a fuck about

0:24:16.359 --> 0:24:18.359
<v Speaker 2>the baby. The baby's in the back of you.

0:24:18.640 --> 0:24:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Like the baby could be gone, somebody could walk up behind,

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<v Speaker 1>just take the baby out.

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<v Speaker 2>And he would just keep riding.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you see, I see people walking down the street

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<v Speaker 1>all the time and like there, I'll come down the

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<v Speaker 1>street and there'll be a child in front of me

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, who the hell whose baby is this? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I look around and the parents will be way

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<v Speaker 1>ahead or like two blocks back, and I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just letting this baby without a leash walk through these.

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<v Speaker 2>Streets like they don't care. They be in their phone.

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<v Speaker 3>I do think now, when you become a mom, you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be mad chill about it. I absolutely will.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to be I mean I could wait,

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<v Speaker 2>but you can't wait. Girl.

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<v Speaker 4>I really do want to be a mom at some point.

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<v Speaker 4>But I think I probably like one of those forty

0:24:56.000 --> 0:24:58.160
<v Speaker 4>year old moms. It's like, I guess I get started.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's gonna be all of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like they're all gonna be there because

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<v Speaker 1>I listen, I'm gonna be a I'm gonna be Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>look great, you know, I'm gonna be a Halle Berry

0:25:08.240 --> 0:25:10.720
<v Speaker 1>mom'na have three baby daddies and all my kids gonna.

0:25:10.520 --> 0:25:13.159
<v Speaker 3>Be different color or an Erica Bado mom. Yes, you

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<v Speaker 3>know that she's pregnant right now. She's telling people that

0:25:15.280 --> 0:25:16.679
<v Speaker 3>she's not pregnant, but no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>You got three baby daddy.

0:25:18.240 --> 0:25:21.840
<v Speaker 3>Holly berry Berry is pregnant, and she's telling everybody that

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<v Speaker 3>she isn't even though she's there's pictures of her looking

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<v Speaker 3>pregnant as f and she's like, no, I'm just bloated.

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<v Speaker 2>She got, she got a BlackBerry daddy or is it

0:25:30.560 --> 0:25:32.840
<v Speaker 2>two white dude? It's two whit dudes. It's dudes. I

0:25:32.920 --> 0:25:36.520
<v Speaker 2>want to be like Comorley Simmons. Yes, she got, she got, Like.

0:25:38.760 --> 0:25:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Her baby daddy's on the yacht with her, chilling like

0:25:41.040 --> 0:25:44.440
<v Speaker 1>taking pictures like they all that boom gosh, she must

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<v Speaker 1>be lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's like that's rich, that's rich.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby daddies though they're like they're all because all her

0:25:50.359 --> 0:25:51.440
<v Speaker 1>baby daddies are billionaires.

0:25:51.520 --> 0:25:54.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, except for you know, give us us free anyway.

0:25:54.480 --> 0:25:57.280
<v Speaker 2>So but he, you know, great guy, he looks fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>So I do I feel like you're gonna be one

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<v Speaker 1>of these moms that like teachers your kid that a

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<v Speaker 1>road blunt.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, whenever I am really, I'd rather you smoke

0:26:06.960 --> 0:26:09.560
<v Speaker 2>here at the home. I love those moms.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a couple of friends in high school who

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<v Speaker 3>moms were just like that. They're like, Oh, if you're

0:26:14.040 --> 0:26:16.240
<v Speaker 3>gonna drink, we might as well just drink together. Dominican

0:26:16.320 --> 0:26:19.480
<v Speaker 3>moms like they're mad extra but chill at the same time,

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm like, drinking, Get you fucking in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Your mom's show got some condoms. Your mother is cooking

0:26:29.119 --> 0:26:33.480
<v Speaker 1>per neal in the kitchen and you fucking So when

0:26:33.560 --> 0:26:36.119
<v Speaker 1>y'all done fucking, the pig is gonna be finished. Wow,

0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:38.480
<v Speaker 1>your mother is mad?

0:26:38.640 --> 0:26:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Chill?

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<v Speaker 1>She know?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Chanelle, do you have a cool mom?

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<v Speaker 1>Cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Not very close Honestly.

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<v Speaker 4>I was a foster kid, so I got taken away

0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:51.880
<v Speaker 4>from her when I was two, But she has been

0:26:52.000 --> 0:26:53.480
<v Speaker 4>in my life intermittently.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, like, is she like a level headed

0:26:55.520 --> 0:26:57.399
<v Speaker 1>person or is she somebody who kind of like flies

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<v Speaker 1>off the handle regularly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, she's uh, level headed, but she's got a lot.

0:27:02.480 --> 0:27:06.040
<v Speaker 4>Of mental issues. Oh okay, Like she was one of

0:27:06.119 --> 0:27:09.240
<v Speaker 4>the ladies in the eighties that was wilding. So she's

0:27:09.359 --> 0:27:11.480
<v Speaker 4>very dilapidated from all those experiences.

0:27:11.480 --> 0:27:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Wait you say that would again? Did dilapidated? Had to

0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:15.720
<v Speaker 2>write that down.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I can't, like, in my adulthood, I

0:27:19.720 --> 0:27:22.639
<v Speaker 4>don't ever remember having like real meaningful conversations with her.

0:27:23.080 --> 0:27:24.600
<v Speaker 4>It always seems like I would be talking to her,

0:27:24.720 --> 0:27:27.000
<v Speaker 4>she would just kind of disappear. I'd be like, all right, well,

0:27:27.000 --> 0:27:28.160
<v Speaker 4>I guess we're done talking.

0:27:28.320 --> 0:27:29.960
<v Speaker 3>But the crazy thing is is that I don't get

0:27:30.000 --> 0:27:31.840
<v Speaker 3>that vibe from you, like I don't feel like you

0:27:31.920 --> 0:27:34.640
<v Speaker 3>don't feel like somebody who doesn't have like a mother

0:27:35.040 --> 0:27:37.560
<v Speaker 3>in their life or presence like you. You you feel

0:27:37.640 --> 0:27:40.119
<v Speaker 3>very I feel very family oriented when I'm around you.

0:27:40.240 --> 0:27:44.560
<v Speaker 1>And yet here's Sydney who at her first name, Hey, Ramona,

0:27:44.640 --> 0:27:46.840
<v Speaker 1>how you do it? She'd be like Ramona, and I

0:27:47.640 --> 0:27:52.200
<v Speaker 1>actually Sidney would be like me and Ramona, but from

0:27:52.359 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 1>who help. People in conversations will be like, who the

0:27:54.320 --> 0:27:54.919
<v Speaker 1>hell is Ramona?

0:27:55.040 --> 0:27:57.119
<v Speaker 3>And She'll be like my mom, Yeah you know Ramona,

0:27:57.200 --> 0:28:01.200
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, what, Well, Mom is one person and

0:28:01.320 --> 0:28:05.360
<v Speaker 3>Ramona is another. Ramona is mom. Ramona is detached. Mom

0:28:05.520 --> 0:28:07.679
<v Speaker 3>is the one that's like reaching out, like, hey, how

0:28:07.760 --> 0:28:10.879
<v Speaker 3>are you doing? Ramona is like, can you go to

0:28:11.000 --> 0:28:13.480
<v Speaker 3>the store and get me two packs of cigarettes and

0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:17.160
<v Speaker 3>then like go downtown and run errands and then come back.

0:28:17.240 --> 0:28:19.440
<v Speaker 2>And then you have to know your mom smokes cigarettes.

0:28:19.560 --> 0:28:21.879
<v Speaker 3>She doesn't smoke anymore, but she used to smoke larks

0:28:22.040 --> 0:28:25.040
<v Speaker 3>and she would have like me, my knees. We would

0:28:25.040 --> 0:28:26.520
<v Speaker 3>go get her cigarettes all the time, Like.

0:28:26.600 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 2>What the hell is a lark? Exactly?

0:28:30.440 --> 0:28:34.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't fucking know, but you know, the larks would

0:28:34.080 --> 0:28:36.240
<v Speaker 1>be stacked just for her at the corner store.

0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:38.880
<v Speaker 2>Nobody else smoked them, just her. It was the weirdest thing.

0:28:39.080 --> 0:28:41.680
<v Speaker 2>It was the long elegant cigarette. No, they would they.

0:28:41.800 --> 0:28:44.360
<v Speaker 2>I was like, they're like black and Mouth, Newport, this

0:28:44.520 --> 0:28:47.960
<v Speaker 2>is this is cools. This is a Cools but called lark. Well,

0:28:48.040 --> 0:28:50.480
<v Speaker 2>Chanelle's too cool to smoke cigarettes. Yeah, do you do?

0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 2>You smokes her?

0:28:51.240 --> 0:28:51.280
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you do? You just do?

0:28:53.680 --> 0:28:57.520
<v Speaker 2>We mostly edibles. How much weed do you think you

0:28:57.600 --> 0:28:58.600
<v Speaker 2>smoked in like a day?

0:29:00.280 --> 0:29:03.640
<v Speaker 4>Probably a whole blunt a day, a whole blunt almost

0:29:03.720 --> 0:29:05.640
<v Speaker 4>every day. Some days I'm just too busy. I just

0:29:05.680 --> 0:29:06.520
<v Speaker 4>want to have time this one.

0:29:06.640 --> 0:29:09.440
<v Speaker 2>But so you're using detch masters, if I know, I

0:29:09.640 --> 0:29:12.320
<v Speaker 2>like the zigzag raps. Oh, you've been hanging out with

0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:16.360
<v Speaker 2>too many white men. What the I don't even know

0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:22.120
<v Speaker 2>what the white papers. No, their cizar papers are just

0:29:22.200 --> 0:29:24.080
<v Speaker 2>like you don't have to break them. It's just a rap.

0:29:24.800 --> 0:29:26.960
<v Speaker 2>It's just a rabbit. Can you show us can.

0:29:28.640 --> 0:29:28.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:29:28.880 --> 0:29:32.120
<v Speaker 2>Not even ready. You're not even hill. People have on

0:29:32.160 --> 0:29:34.239
<v Speaker 2>the chill. People don't be walking around with weed on them.

0:29:34.640 --> 0:29:36.840
<v Speaker 1>People smoke weed in front of the cops. Okay, it's

0:29:36.880 --> 0:29:38.920
<v Speaker 1>decriminalized here in New York. You should have the weed

0:29:39.480 --> 0:29:41.040
<v Speaker 1>here in the studio with us.

0:29:41.640 --> 0:29:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Trust it.

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:46.320
<v Speaker 3>Uh, Well, Chanel, since you're chill, are you in a relationship?

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:48.040
<v Speaker 3>Like are you chill when you're with.

0:29:48.360 --> 0:29:51.800
<v Speaker 2>The really chill? And I think I was gonna talk

0:29:51.800 --> 0:29:52.120
<v Speaker 2>about that.

0:29:52.200 --> 0:29:55.040
<v Speaker 4>Also, I feel like I'm super observant about especially like

0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:58.320
<v Speaker 4>the comedy business, and so I always peep like people

0:29:58.400 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 4>who are putting their really ship on blasts and I'd be.

0:30:02.320 --> 0:30:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Like, that did not work out for you? Oh my god,

0:30:06.680 --> 0:30:09.040
<v Speaker 2>there's a particular comic in my mind right now who

0:30:09.160 --> 0:30:11.840
<v Speaker 2>had her entire relationship. I'd be chilling.

0:30:11.880 --> 0:30:13.600
<v Speaker 1>I'd be chilling because I really feel like when you

0:30:13.840 --> 0:30:15.760
<v Speaker 1>when you got a good amount of happiness, you got

0:30:15.880 --> 0:30:18.240
<v Speaker 1>to keep it to yourself a certain amount, especially.

0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:21.040
<v Speaker 2>And comedy is a big high school. You can't lie.

0:30:21.200 --> 0:30:21.920
<v Speaker 2>Comedy is big.

0:30:22.080 --> 0:30:25.160
<v Speaker 1>Listen, everybody in New York has dated everybody in New

0:30:25.240 --> 0:30:28.440
<v Speaker 1>York except me, because I'm better than everybody. But and

0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:31.600
<v Speaker 1>Sydney hasn't dated any comics either, because she don't have.

0:30:31.720 --> 0:30:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Time for that. The way she just shook her head,

0:30:34.000 --> 0:30:39.120
<v Speaker 2>she was absolutely, I mean, I can't be doing bad

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:41.840
<v Speaker 2>and you doing bad. It can only be one person.

0:30:41.680 --> 0:30:44.840
<v Speaker 1>Struggling comedian, because I feel like I already know you

0:30:44.880 --> 0:30:46.360
<v Speaker 1>ain't got no money, you know what I mean.

0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Comedians are like like some of the guy comedians are

0:30:51.680 --> 0:30:56.080
<v Speaker 2>like funny, No, some of them, I'm saying, I'm still saying, no,

0:30:56.200 --> 0:30:58.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't care how funny you are. You ain't got

0:30:58.200 --> 0:30:59.640
<v Speaker 2>no money. Who as paying for these wings?

0:30:59.840 --> 0:31:01.640
<v Speaker 3>Now, I'm saying, sometimes you could get caught up in

0:31:01.920 --> 0:31:03.880
<v Speaker 3>this funny, you know how. Like I've gotten to the

0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:07.360
<v Speaker 3>point where like I'm just numb to like funny. Like

0:31:07.800 --> 0:31:10.760
<v Speaker 3>funny don't get me moist ever, Like I actually just

0:31:11.040 --> 0:31:13.560
<v Speaker 3>like you just being quiet in a corner and.

0:31:13.800 --> 0:31:17.840
<v Speaker 2>Just leaving me alone. That gets me really hot and wet,

0:31:18.400 --> 0:31:20.040
<v Speaker 2>hot and wet.

0:31:21.640 --> 0:31:24.680
<v Speaker 1>That's like a one to twelve song right Nowell, but like, yeah,

0:31:24.720 --> 0:31:26.480
<v Speaker 1>because you didn't like, I didn't know that you were

0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:28.040
<v Speaker 1>in a relationship even to.

0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:33.080
<v Speaker 2>How long have you been together? See how cool she usually.

0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:36.520
<v Speaker 3>Know how long had been together June like a year okay,

0:31:36.640 --> 0:31:39.840
<v Speaker 3>And I followed Chanelle on Snapchat and I would just

0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:41.080
<v Speaker 3>see a nigga's hand.

0:31:42.640 --> 0:31:46.240
<v Speaker 1>At the dinner table or like on excursions, and I'm like,

0:31:47.240 --> 0:31:49.320
<v Speaker 1>and so now I was I'm looking.

0:31:49.560 --> 0:31:50.400
<v Speaker 2>I agree with you, man.

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:53.560
<v Speaker 1>I never posted my servant, and I always peep, like

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 1>when people make decisions that negatively impact their happiness, I

0:31:56.760 --> 0:31:58.960
<v Speaker 1>always peep that, and I don't never judge them because

0:31:58.960 --> 0:32:01.320
<v Speaker 1>we always make mistakes in life. Yes, but I've never

0:32:01.400 --> 0:32:05.720
<v Speaker 1>seen like celebrities sit anywhere and talk about their relationship,

0:32:05.800 --> 0:32:07.760
<v Speaker 1>especially like pointing his picture and be like, this is

0:32:07.800 --> 0:32:10.440
<v Speaker 1>who I'm with and the relationship got better because he

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:12.840
<v Speaker 1>invited all these people into I've never seen that, So

0:32:12.960 --> 0:32:15.480
<v Speaker 1>I think even in my relationship now, he would like

0:32:15.560 --> 0:32:18.840
<v Speaker 1>to be way more like let's just speak, making out on.

0:32:18.920 --> 0:32:20.640
<v Speaker 2>The ground, let's just do it.

0:32:21.200 --> 0:32:24.640
<v Speaker 3>And I'm one of those he lives for you girls,

0:32:24.760 --> 0:32:29.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you, he is obsessed guy we can tell guy.

0:32:29.800 --> 0:32:32.680
<v Speaker 3>I can tell when a guy isn't super into somebody

0:32:32.800 --> 0:32:38.680
<v Speaker 3>and he's like, that's my queen, Like whatever's so if

0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:40.640
<v Speaker 3>you text him right now, I'm like, oh, babe, I

0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:43.080
<v Speaker 3>don't feel well, like I need soup. Like he would,

0:32:43.480 --> 0:32:46.480
<v Speaker 3>he'll go get the ingredients to make the suit.

0:32:46.560 --> 0:32:49.160
<v Speaker 2>Listen, He'll be like he'll be he'll be like, share

0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:53.160
<v Speaker 2>your location with me. I'll be there in twelve finding

0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:53.480
<v Speaker 2>a way.

0:32:54.080 --> 0:32:56.440
<v Speaker 3>And I just think it's beautiful. And also he knows

0:32:56.480 --> 0:32:58.280
<v Speaker 3>that you're talented and you're doing your things.

0:32:58.360 --> 0:33:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes, but let's talk about yeah in the bedroom, Oh wow,

0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:04.400
<v Speaker 1>real quick, real quick, because are you this cool in

0:33:04.480 --> 0:33:05.000
<v Speaker 1>the bedroom?

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:05.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:05.600
<v Speaker 3>Nah?

0:33:07.000 --> 0:33:09.040
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you would keep your cardigan on and

0:33:10.520 --> 0:33:12.480
<v Speaker 2>like you, I feel like you have your bra and

0:33:12.600 --> 0:33:16.560
<v Speaker 2>your cardigan on. Yeah. I can't say that. I can't say.

0:33:17.760 --> 0:33:19.960
<v Speaker 2>I can't say I always have time to take all

0:33:20.640 --> 0:33:21.360
<v Speaker 2>I feel.

0:33:22.840 --> 0:33:24.280
<v Speaker 1>You know, I feel like you would be working on

0:33:24.400 --> 0:33:26.600
<v Speaker 1>a bit while you from the back and you're like, yep,

0:33:29.160 --> 0:33:32.840
<v Speaker 1>you're doing setups and punchlines, while I feel like I

0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:35.200
<v Speaker 1>feel like it'd be real quiet, like he'd be going

0:33:35.320 --> 0:33:38.880
<v Speaker 1>real crazy and you'd be like rolling up your zigzag papers.

0:33:39.000 --> 0:33:43.320
<v Speaker 2>Or whatever. I think this is so funny and he's

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:44.720
<v Speaker 2>gonna listen to it, be like, Nah, you don't know,

0:33:44.840 --> 0:33:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Chanel is a freak. You are a nice girl. I

0:33:50.720 --> 0:33:51.800
<v Speaker 2>do think that you're nice.

0:33:51.880 --> 0:33:55.000
<v Speaker 1>You have very very nice You're the type of person

0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:56.920
<v Speaker 1>I'll take home to my mom. And I don't even

0:33:56.960 --> 0:33:59.040
<v Speaker 1>see my mom, but if I did, I would take

0:33:59.080 --> 0:33:59.600
<v Speaker 1>you to see it.

0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:07.080
<v Speaker 2>But your mom though, like self confidence, right, I have

0:34:07.160 --> 0:34:08.920
<v Speaker 2>a lot of self confidence. I'm real confident in like

0:34:09.000 --> 0:34:11.200
<v Speaker 2>what I know, and you know my body. I'm like,

0:34:11.320 --> 0:34:14.760
<v Speaker 2>she got sex skills, but in general in life.

0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:16.279
<v Speaker 4>I think you could tell that, Like when I get

0:34:16.320 --> 0:34:18.880
<v Speaker 4>on stage, I'm like, I don't care. Yeah, I'm so fun.

0:34:19.480 --> 0:34:22.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but and you're chill. I don't know. I feel

0:34:22.200 --> 0:34:22.960
<v Speaker 2>like you know sometimes.

0:34:23.280 --> 0:34:25.120
<v Speaker 4>But see, I'm telling you, I think I get way

0:34:25.200 --> 0:34:27.440
<v Speaker 4>more attention because people are like, I don't know about her.

0:34:27.920 --> 0:34:30.439
<v Speaker 1>Maybe they're like, I'm not sure. I can't really tell.

0:34:30.520 --> 0:34:33.560
<v Speaker 1>She might be she might I should. You're getting a

0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:36.120
<v Speaker 1>lot of attention too, because you're like, like, your jokes

0:34:36.160 --> 0:34:39.239
<v Speaker 1>are super well thought out and like in the I

0:34:39.280 --> 0:34:40.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know the year and a half of the two

0:34:40.719 --> 0:34:42.840
<v Speaker 1>years that I've known you, like all of your stuff

0:34:42.960 --> 0:34:47.080
<v Speaker 1>is just grown to be like so like perfected, you

0:34:47.120 --> 0:34:48.480
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, Like you're not out here just

0:34:49.160 --> 0:34:51.480
<v Speaker 1>throwing away raggedy miss, although you're not.

0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:54.160
<v Speaker 3>And the joke that's so great that I always remember

0:34:54.239 --> 0:34:57.960
<v Speaker 3>is one about like people in dating, how they're like, oh, chel,

0:34:58.200 --> 0:34:59.799
<v Speaker 3>you know, if things don't work out, you're gonna make

0:34:59.840 --> 0:35:02.759
<v Speaker 3>fun to me, like and then you're like, uh, why

0:35:02.880 --> 0:35:04.680
<v Speaker 3>do you think like wax sex is funny?

0:35:05.320 --> 0:35:07.800
<v Speaker 2>It's like it's not. But how did you heard that?

0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:09.879
<v Speaker 4>Though I'm sure you guys have been dating someone, they'd

0:35:09.880 --> 0:35:12.719
<v Speaker 4>be like, I don't write a joke about me that.

0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:12.960
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:35:13.120 --> 0:35:15.080
<v Speaker 3>People say that to Marie, but then they watch her

0:35:15.160 --> 0:35:17.680
<v Speaker 3>YouTube and they know that she talks about everything any right,

0:35:18.040 --> 0:35:18.719
<v Speaker 3>But if people.

0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Don't, it doesn't I don't have to be dating somebody

0:35:20.120 --> 0:35:20.800
<v Speaker 2>for them to say that to me.

0:35:20.840 --> 0:35:23.600
<v Speaker 1>They already come to her, already know I'm gonna say

0:35:23.640 --> 0:35:26.359
<v Speaker 1>something crazy, scared, like, you're not gonna tell anybody about this, right?

0:35:27.280 --> 0:35:28.920
<v Speaker 2>I know I'm a mess, but I'm friends.

0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:31.440
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes my friends don't invite me out because they're like,

0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:33.960
<v Speaker 3>Sidney gonna make a fucking bit about this. Nah, we're

0:35:34.000 --> 0:35:36.320
<v Speaker 3>not learning, Like there's something that I'll see them on

0:35:36.400 --> 0:35:38.520
<v Speaker 3>Snapchat wild'n out and I'm like, yo, how come I

0:35:38.600 --> 0:35:39.680
<v Speaker 3>was that I wasn't invited.

0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:42.879
<v Speaker 2>They're like, oh, we thought you were just doing comedy. AKA, yeah,

0:35:42.960 --> 0:35:45.759
<v Speaker 2>we know you're not blowing us up on the ground. Yeah,

0:35:46.440 --> 0:35:49.480
<v Speaker 2>that's so funny. What it is, I get it. I

0:35:49.520 --> 0:35:51.359
<v Speaker 2>don't care. We're not young no more. You know, we're

0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:53.040
<v Speaker 2>not the little babies anymore.

0:35:53.120 --> 0:35:54.919
<v Speaker 4>Like I feel like when I meet especially a guy,

0:35:55.040 --> 0:35:57.080
<v Speaker 4>I feel like I if I have a good amount

0:35:57.080 --> 0:35:58.239
<v Speaker 4>of interactions with him, I'm like.

0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Ah, this is you guys some whack. You got some

0:36:02.360 --> 0:36:06.319
<v Speaker 2>there's some wagness down there, there's no So I feel

0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:08.040
<v Speaker 2>like I got to a certain age.

0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:09.680
<v Speaker 1>Where I was like, oh no, I'm just I could

0:36:09.719 --> 0:36:13.560
<v Speaker 1>read those out now, Like I know before I saw

0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:17.200
<v Speaker 1>you just assume everybody is whack.

0:36:18.640 --> 0:36:19.759
<v Speaker 2>That's a fact for me I do.

0:36:19.920 --> 0:36:23.239
<v Speaker 1>I just assume everybody is like the corniest person in

0:36:23.280 --> 0:36:23.720
<v Speaker 1>the world.

0:36:24.040 --> 0:36:26.480
<v Speaker 2>And then you know that's how I just.

0:36:26.719 --> 0:36:29.239
<v Speaker 3>Like, they'll be out and they'll look good or whatever,

0:36:29.320 --> 0:36:31.880
<v Speaker 3>and then you see their their snap stories and you're.

0:36:31.800 --> 0:36:33.960
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh you are I'll have like is he wearing

0:36:34.040 --> 0:36:34.959
<v Speaker 2>a bubble vest?

0:36:35.080 --> 0:36:37.160
<v Speaker 4>Yes, It's very disappointing when you see them on social

0:36:37.200 --> 0:36:39.000
<v Speaker 4>media and you're like, oh, you're not really you don't

0:36:39.040 --> 0:36:42.279
<v Speaker 4>really understand cool. Yeah, those are the type of people

0:36:42.320 --> 0:36:44.439
<v Speaker 4>who have photos and you can see like they chin,

0:36:44.719 --> 0:36:46.560
<v Speaker 4>Like what kind of angle are you getting this like

0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:47.520
<v Speaker 4>video from?

0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:49.960
<v Speaker 2>It's not even that. Like I like people who are

0:36:50.160 --> 0:36:51.320
<v Speaker 2>a little bit awkward.

0:36:51.480 --> 0:36:54.279
<v Speaker 1>Now, I'm not here for that weird art student dude

0:36:54.360 --> 0:36:57.239
<v Speaker 1>that like, you know, puts dreadlocks in his nose or what.

0:36:57.320 --> 0:36:57.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:36:57.600 --> 0:37:00.959
<v Speaker 1>I'm not here for like that that's super weird. Asperger's

0:37:00.960 --> 0:37:03.960
<v Speaker 1>the kid. But like I just like a dude that's

0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:05.560
<v Speaker 1>like not too cool.

0:37:06.360 --> 0:37:08.440
<v Speaker 4>I feel the same way. I definite feel the same

0:37:08.480 --> 0:37:10.400
<v Speaker 4>way because it makes me feel like I gotta be

0:37:10.440 --> 0:37:12.480
<v Speaker 4>cool all the time if you always but you know

0:37:12.600 --> 0:37:15.400
<v Speaker 4>you are cool, though I know I can't purposefully be

0:37:15.520 --> 0:37:17.800
<v Speaker 4>that way. I can't try to keep When do you

0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:21.839
<v Speaker 4>When do you lose your cool? When do you, like, oh,

0:37:21.960 --> 0:37:22.680
<v Speaker 4>step outside.

0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:25.239
<v Speaker 3>I want to hear a line like when somebody hears

0:37:25.320 --> 0:37:26.880
<v Speaker 3>this from you, you fucking pissed.

0:37:27.400 --> 0:37:28.160
<v Speaker 2>A line.

0:37:30.719 --> 0:37:33.040
<v Speaker 4>In the world that can really make me angry. There

0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:35.560
<v Speaker 4>are that many people who are the top three people.

0:37:36.239 --> 0:37:39.040
<v Speaker 4>My grandmother drives me fucking nuts. Nobody gets on the skin,

0:37:39.680 --> 0:37:46.239
<v Speaker 4>but she's a grandmother's seriously really makes me angry. My

0:37:46.640 --> 0:37:49.120
<v Speaker 4>I think I get really really passionate about my little brother.

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:52.040
<v Speaker 4>I think he's like the pillar of strength for me.

0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:56.200
<v Speaker 4>So anybody messing with him or even just being unreasonable

0:37:56.239 --> 0:37:59.240
<v Speaker 4>around him takes me from zero to one hundred very quickly. Okay,

0:37:59.600 --> 0:38:08.640
<v Speaker 4>I'll everybody and probably my boyfriend probably I think that

0:38:08.800 --> 0:38:10.200
<v Speaker 4>we in the bedroom to.

0:38:12.000 --> 0:38:17.239
<v Speaker 2>Chane. But you know, when you really care about someone,

0:38:17.320 --> 0:38:27.439
<v Speaker 2>they could make you real fancy. Actually now people faster

0:38:27.600 --> 0:38:30.360
<v Speaker 2>than anybody else in the world. But it's not a

0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:30.640
<v Speaker 2>lot of.

0:38:30.640 --> 0:38:32.680
<v Speaker 4>People that you have that you really think have the power,

0:38:32.880 --> 0:38:34.680
<v Speaker 4>because I don't want to give that many people that

0:38:34.840 --> 0:38:37.280
<v Speaker 4>much power, Like you're not going to affect my emotions

0:38:37.320 --> 0:38:38.840
<v Speaker 4>that much, because who are you to me?

0:38:39.000 --> 0:38:41.400
<v Speaker 2>You just be like you just got your emotions and

0:38:41.520 --> 0:38:44.480
<v Speaker 2>check all the time. Yo. As comedians, we are always

0:38:44.520 --> 0:38:45.319
<v Speaker 2>giving to other people.

0:38:45.440 --> 0:38:47.160
<v Speaker 1>We're always standing in front of a bunch of people

0:38:47.320 --> 0:38:50.759
<v Speaker 1>just giving them everything, taking away all their problems for

0:38:50.800 --> 0:38:52.919
<v Speaker 1>a couple of minutes to where they're only thinking about

0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:54.960
<v Speaker 1>laughing with a bunch of strangers. We got to take

0:38:55.000 --> 0:38:56.960
<v Speaker 1>care of our mental states sometimes and really take a

0:38:57.000 --> 0:38:59.360
<v Speaker 1>step back and be like, am I doing something for me?

0:38:59.520 --> 0:39:03.960
<v Speaker 2>Also? Ooh, why you mean it's so much?

0:39:04.760 --> 0:39:04.920
<v Speaker 4>Man?

0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:07.640
<v Speaker 2>Girl? You like how you like eggs? You like money

0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:09.759
<v Speaker 2>or scrambled? What you do you want to for it?

0:39:10.280 --> 0:39:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Right?

0:39:10.680 --> 0:39:13.359
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you can hit it with the Oh girl,

0:39:13.480 --> 0:39:14.440
<v Speaker 2>that was a bar right there?

0:39:14.800 --> 0:39:18.480
<v Speaker 3>Listen for me, I feel like I get angry all

0:39:18.520 --> 0:39:21.600
<v Speaker 3>the time because of waitressing, Like I just see how

0:39:21.760 --> 0:39:24.719
<v Speaker 3>ridiculous people are, and they don't They're so oblivious to

0:39:24.880 --> 0:39:27.040
<v Speaker 3>how absurd and the ship that they asked and the

0:39:27.120 --> 0:39:29.080
<v Speaker 3>things that they want, And it's like, are you fucking

0:39:29.120 --> 0:39:31.080
<v Speaker 3>I know you in New York and you're feeling like

0:39:31.160 --> 0:39:33.040
<v Speaker 3>you should just be getting the whole world, but you

0:39:33.080 --> 0:39:34.480
<v Speaker 3>don't have the whole world budget.

0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:36.560
<v Speaker 2>You know what you got. You got McDonald's budget. That's

0:39:36.600 --> 0:39:37.480
<v Speaker 2>what you You do.

0:39:37.600 --> 0:39:39.400
<v Speaker 1>Get a twenty piece for two dollars, Yes, bring your

0:39:39.400 --> 0:39:42.720
<v Speaker 1>attitude down five piece of chicken nuggets budget?

0:39:42.840 --> 0:39:45.160
<v Speaker 2>Like you how you talking to me like this is

0:39:45.200 --> 0:39:48.359
<v Speaker 2>the four seasons? This tain't the four seasons bro right?

0:39:49.160 --> 0:39:51.800
<v Speaker 3>Like I would be getting so mad and eventually I

0:39:51.880 --> 0:39:54.080
<v Speaker 3>had to let it go because I you know, I

0:39:54.120 --> 0:39:56.719
<v Speaker 3>don't work there anymore, and I'm living my best poor life.

0:39:57.160 --> 0:39:58.160
<v Speaker 2>So you had to let that job.

0:39:58.360 --> 0:39:59.720
<v Speaker 1>I had to let it go because I was getting

0:40:00.320 --> 0:40:01.920
<v Speaker 1>like I would talk to you all the time about

0:40:02.000 --> 0:40:02.680
<v Speaker 1>working there no more.

0:40:03.120 --> 0:40:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was talking to you about like the way

0:40:04.640 --> 0:40:06.279
<v Speaker 2>people tip me, the way people talk to me.

0:40:06.719 --> 0:40:08.320
<v Speaker 1>I would come to her job and Sydney would be

0:40:08.520 --> 0:40:10.920
<v Speaker 1>angry every time I got there, and I'd be like, well,

0:40:11.000 --> 0:40:12.319
<v Speaker 1>y'all is the sandwich lady back?

0:40:12.360 --> 0:40:12.560
<v Speaker 2>Dude?

0:40:15.640 --> 0:40:18.239
<v Speaker 1>It's true though it used to be a countdown like

0:40:18.320 --> 0:40:23.800
<v Speaker 1>two more hours. God, it was such good money, but

0:40:23.920 --> 0:40:26.840
<v Speaker 1>I was just like angry all the time. Yeah, but

0:40:26.960 --> 0:40:28.880
<v Speaker 1>you can't well, that's the thing that I think people

0:40:29.360 --> 0:40:33.799
<v Speaker 1>listening maybe can agree with, is you can't just stay

0:40:33.840 --> 0:40:36.160
<v Speaker 1>in a situation that is not good for you, you

0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:40.000
<v Speaker 1>like mentally, even if you're making money, like you can

0:40:40.120 --> 0:40:41.959
<v Speaker 1>find another opportunity to make some money.

0:40:42.200 --> 0:40:43.520
<v Speaker 2>It takes a total on you. I'm sure it took

0:40:43.520 --> 0:40:45.680
<v Speaker 2>a total. That's why you'll save your coins, my girl.

0:40:45.719 --> 0:40:47.840
<v Speaker 2>That's why I'm here, and I'm like, you know what

0:40:47.920 --> 0:40:48.799
<v Speaker 2>things are gonna work out.

0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:50.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm not I'll be off fine, I'll be fine, but

0:40:50.880 --> 0:40:54.200
<v Speaker 3>I do miss the money a lot, Like there's days

0:40:54.200 --> 0:40:54.720
<v Speaker 3>where I'm.

0:40:54.560 --> 0:40:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Like, so maybe I should just go back like a shit,

0:40:58.000 --> 0:41:01.160
<v Speaker 2>you know, I just go to see if that But

0:41:01.320 --> 0:41:02.239
<v Speaker 2>then you know what it is.

0:41:02.440 --> 0:41:05.960
<v Speaker 3>Living in New York City, we also become like numb

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:07.880
<v Speaker 3>to the shit that happens, like when people bump you

0:41:08.200 --> 0:41:10.040
<v Speaker 3>or when people talk to you out of turn. You're like,

0:41:10.239 --> 0:41:12.799
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna worry about that because I don't want

0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:13.439
<v Speaker 3>to start a fight.

0:41:14.080 --> 0:41:16.320
<v Speaker 2>I know that I'm bigger than this. But then you

0:41:16.440 --> 0:41:19.359
<v Speaker 2>become immute to it and you don't care the looker.

0:41:19.400 --> 0:41:22.080
<v Speaker 1>I've been back in New York from la the angrier

0:41:22.239 --> 0:41:24.640
<v Speaker 1>and more vocalizing when people do things that I feel

0:41:24.640 --> 0:41:27.080
<v Speaker 1>like is disrespectful in public. Yank. If I hold the

0:41:27.120 --> 0:41:29.920
<v Speaker 1>door for somebody and they do do do that, thank you,

0:41:30.520 --> 0:41:32.480
<v Speaker 1>I want to yank them by their two pay and

0:41:32.560 --> 0:41:35.120
<v Speaker 1>bring them back, Yeah, thank you, you're welk. Or if

0:41:35.120 --> 0:41:36.359
<v Speaker 1>I hold the door for them and they don't say

0:41:36.400 --> 0:41:38.600
<v Speaker 1>thank you, I'll yell at them. If I'm getting off

0:41:38.640 --> 0:41:40.560
<v Speaker 1>the train and people won't let me off before they

0:41:40.640 --> 0:41:42.439
<v Speaker 1>come on, I'll yell at everybody on the train.

0:41:43.000 --> 0:41:46.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to do one of them loud eque the

0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:50.759
<v Speaker 2>oppositition noel. Now I mean, I don't let people talk

0:41:50.800 --> 0:41:51.520
<v Speaker 2>to me all crazy.

0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:53.960
<v Speaker 4>I will say that I'm a little more timid if

0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:55.520
<v Speaker 4>people are with me, Like if y'all are with me

0:41:55.640 --> 0:41:58.799
<v Speaker 4>and somebody's whiling, I'll try to like, let's bring it down,

0:41:59.000 --> 0:42:01.160
<v Speaker 4>you know, let's not cause it and because you know,

0:42:01.320 --> 0:42:02.920
<v Speaker 4>we're going to take it to a hunt, because I

0:42:03.000 --> 0:42:03.600
<v Speaker 4>don't want.

0:42:03.520 --> 0:42:06.400
<v Speaker 1>Y'all to be getting in on something that I'm reacting to. Now,

0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:09.440
<v Speaker 1>if I'm alone, I'm really not taking suit from nobody,

0:42:09.560 --> 0:42:11.280
<v Speaker 1>Like nobody's gonna talk to me crazy.

0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:14.840
<v Speaker 2>You're you're usually good at de escalating situations, so.

0:42:15.000 --> 0:42:17.239
<v Speaker 4>Good under pressure. I'm so good to getting other people

0:42:17.320 --> 0:42:17.960
<v Speaker 4>to calm down.

0:42:18.640 --> 0:42:20.560
<v Speaker 2>And you have to tell that story that you just

0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 2>told me before, Sydney out here. Oh about the guy

0:42:22.719 --> 0:42:23.239
<v Speaker 2>on the train.

0:42:23.320 --> 0:42:25.480
<v Speaker 4>Yea Lis sitting on the subway platform in New York

0:42:25.560 --> 0:42:28.239
<v Speaker 4>City real late at night, like three am, and this

0:42:28.520 --> 0:42:30.719
<v Speaker 4>white guy comes in like a business suit and he's like.

0:42:30.760 --> 0:42:36.560
<v Speaker 2>I want to feel alive. And that's when you say

0:42:36.719 --> 0:42:39.120
<v Speaker 2>that everybody going down. We're not even on the train yet.

0:42:39.239 --> 0:42:41.160
<v Speaker 1>So he's like, I want to feel alive, and he's

0:42:41.280 --> 0:42:44.239
<v Speaker 1>very clearly drunk and he helps off the platform onto

0:42:44.280 --> 0:42:46.120
<v Speaker 1>the tracks like I'm gonna.

0:42:45.920 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Kill myself, like I want to feel alive. He just

0:42:48.080 --> 0:42:49.880
<v Speaker 2>kept screaming and we took a step back and describe

0:42:49.920 --> 0:42:51.520
<v Speaker 2>his suit. Did it look like a suit like a

0:42:51.560 --> 0:42:54.239
<v Speaker 2>Brooks Brothers. It looked like it was like a pre

0:42:54.440 --> 0:43:00.719
<v Speaker 2>cut sleeve like like like calling up down a step.

0:43:02.040 --> 0:43:06.720
<v Speaker 4>Yes, And he maybe accidentally like got a woman's jacket.

0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:10.719
<v Speaker 2>So it was it was big in the back area.

0:43:10.760 --> 0:43:12.160
<v Speaker 2>I was like, why is it so big? Back? There

0:43:13.239 --> 0:43:15.920
<v Speaker 2>was tight on the tight on the wrist area. I

0:43:16.040 --> 0:43:18.800
<v Speaker 2>was like no, but so he jumps onto this. He

0:43:18.920 --> 0:43:21.480
<v Speaker 2>jumped into the tracks. Everybody's screaming at him like you

0:43:21.560 --> 0:43:26.480
<v Speaker 2>know what the fuck guy? You know just they're like, yo,

0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I have somewhere to go. Man gets in the morning,

0:43:29.960 --> 0:43:31.600
<v Speaker 2>like I'm not gonna sit here. I used to can't

0:43:31.640 --> 0:43:35.120
<v Speaker 2>afford a cab, Like the are counting the delay.

0:43:35.160 --> 0:43:37.040
<v Speaker 1>Do you know how many delays this is gonna be

0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:40.080
<v Speaker 1>if you get hit? Like they're really mad, and so

0:43:41.000 --> 0:43:43.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be honest. I did try to snapchat him

0:43:43.320 --> 0:43:43.759
<v Speaker 1>a little and.

0:43:43.800 --> 0:43:48.319
<v Speaker 2>He saw me. I mean, I'm gonna get back up.

0:43:48.360 --> 0:43:50.160
<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's fine, he's just having a moment.

0:43:50.239 --> 0:43:53.120
<v Speaker 2>This is he's a good snap But I didn't even

0:43:53.160 --> 0:43:53.560
<v Speaker 2>post this.

0:43:54.920 --> 0:43:57.520
<v Speaker 1>But if but if something happened and the news hit

0:43:57.600 --> 0:44:00.279
<v Speaker 1>you up, you would have the receipts you that it

0:44:00.400 --> 0:44:03.920
<v Speaker 1>released the video. I exclusively told him on the snapchat,

0:44:03.960 --> 0:44:06.200
<v Speaker 1>hey buddy, get up, But no he didn't.

0:44:07.000 --> 0:44:09.239
<v Speaker 2>So he caught you trying to snap his Did you

0:44:09.320 --> 0:44:10.839
<v Speaker 2>did your deed for the day? You know what I mean?

0:44:10.920 --> 0:44:12.880
<v Speaker 2>He caught me. He was like, this girl's recorded me.

0:44:12.960 --> 0:44:18.279
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, man, man, I gotta teach you

0:44:18.400 --> 0:44:20.840
<v Speaker 1>when this is over, discreetly shoot video.

0:44:21.000 --> 0:44:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Get the funk out of here. But we don't do it.

0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:24.319
<v Speaker 1>You know, you want to hit it under your chin.

0:44:24.760 --> 0:44:26.600
<v Speaker 1>This wresh your phone under your chin.

0:44:27.080 --> 0:44:29.120
<v Speaker 6>It looks very obviously. But then you want to be like,

0:44:29.440 --> 0:44:32.600
<v Speaker 6>what was up? You look very over, You look at

0:44:32.640 --> 0:44:35.759
<v Speaker 6>the sky like what, No, girl, you look crazy? Yes

0:44:35.960 --> 0:44:37.880
<v Speaker 6>you do, you really really do.

0:44:38.560 --> 0:44:40.680
<v Speaker 2>Wait. So I got up and walked over to him,

0:44:40.960 --> 0:44:43.160
<v Speaker 2>and I like, kneeled down on the platform. You can

0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:48.760
<v Speaker 2>kneel down for a white man on a dirty subway platform. Now, calmly,

0:44:48.920 --> 0:44:50.439
<v Speaker 2>did you have some Jamison and your sister?

0:44:50.960 --> 0:44:51.000
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:44:51.360 --> 0:44:53.279
<v Speaker 2>I was sober. I wanted to get home. I wanted

0:44:53.320 --> 0:44:54.120
<v Speaker 2>to get home I was on the.

0:44:54.120 --> 0:44:55.799
<v Speaker 1>New York ship, like, how long had you been waiting

0:44:55.840 --> 0:45:00.360
<v Speaker 1>on the platform? So you had another ten it to

0:45:00.400 --> 0:45:02.400
<v Speaker 1>go because it's twenty minute coming.

0:45:02.520 --> 0:45:05.359
<v Speaker 4>We could hear the train coming, so we know it's

0:45:05.560 --> 0:45:10.680
<v Speaker 4>about to come. And he's like, you been there? And

0:45:10.800 --> 0:45:13.160
<v Speaker 4>I said to him, very calmly, you don't want to

0:45:13.200 --> 0:45:16.320
<v Speaker 4>do this. This is crazy. Don't do this, Like, come on,

0:45:16.719 --> 0:45:18.520
<v Speaker 4>let's just get up here. And he was like it

0:45:18.600 --> 0:45:20.239
<v Speaker 4>took him a second. Then he was like all right,

0:45:20.280 --> 0:45:22.960
<v Speaker 4>all right, And so I pulled him up. You you

0:45:23.120 --> 0:45:28.240
<v Speaker 4>work out playing, you got upper bodies body.

0:45:28.480 --> 0:45:31.560
<v Speaker 2>You know, he wasn't dead. Can we talk about what

0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:33.919
<v Speaker 2>this white man looked like? What did he have? Light haired,

0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:36.600
<v Speaker 2>dark hair, aston cutcher type?

0:45:36.800 --> 0:45:39.440
<v Speaker 1>So he was like a long white body and you

0:45:39.680 --> 0:45:41.640
<v Speaker 1>pulled him up, pulled him up, well, I helped him.

0:45:41.719 --> 0:45:45.279
<v Speaker 2>He wasn't a dead man. He was awake and you know,

0:45:45.520 --> 0:45:48.399
<v Speaker 2>and he wanted to and he wanted to get up him.

0:45:48.400 --> 0:45:52.800
<v Speaker 2>I had convinced he was wiling. Were afraid that he

0:45:52.920 --> 0:45:55.000
<v Speaker 2>was going to like be the scar to your move.

0:45:56.480 --> 0:45:58.799
<v Speaker 1>As I was pulling him up, I'm swear, I swear

0:45:58.800 --> 0:46:00.480
<v Speaker 1>to you, all I thought was pleaseful me over, please

0:46:00.480 --> 0:46:01.759
<v Speaker 1>don't pull me over, plea, don't pull me over.

0:46:01.719 --> 0:46:04.680
<v Speaker 2>Because he's obviously unstable. Yeah, and he's drunk too.

0:46:04.800 --> 0:46:07.160
<v Speaker 1>At the same time, I'm like, Yo, this train is coming, bro.

0:46:07.360 --> 0:46:09.000
<v Speaker 1>Nobody else is helping you this train.

0:46:09.160 --> 0:46:11.560
<v Speaker 2>So nobody was helping you while you pulled the body came.

0:46:11.920 --> 0:46:15.520
<v Speaker 4>Nobody was shouting from afar really just being mad at

0:46:15.560 --> 0:46:15.840
<v Speaker 4>What's like?

0:46:16.360 --> 0:46:17.719
<v Speaker 2>What station was this? Do you remember? Yes?

0:46:17.800 --> 0:46:18.799
<v Speaker 1>So I know not to go there.

0:46:19.160 --> 0:46:20.600
<v Speaker 2>This sounds the second Miss.

0:46:22.239 --> 0:46:25.239
<v Speaker 1>This was thirty fourth Street. That's that sounds That's not

0:46:25.400 --> 0:46:27.719
<v Speaker 1>like some Q ship. That don't sound like that sounds

0:46:27.719 --> 0:46:30.239
<v Speaker 1>like some A or C train. Miss. I remember this

0:46:30.360 --> 0:46:32.440
<v Speaker 1>was like a year ago. Okay, okay, So but I

0:46:32.520 --> 0:46:34.160
<v Speaker 1>helped him up. What were you wearing? You know?

0:46:34.320 --> 0:46:37.279
<v Speaker 2>I remember I had on my long, my long birbery coat.

0:46:37.360 --> 0:46:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen this? You had a birbary con.

0:46:41.719 --> 0:46:41.759
<v Speaker 1>R.

0:46:42.280 --> 0:46:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I bet you I looked real cool going over there

0:46:44.080 --> 0:46:46.120
<v Speaker 2>to help him. I'm not gonna lie. I bet you

0:46:46.200 --> 0:46:46.799
<v Speaker 2>I looked. Really.

0:46:46.800 --> 0:46:48.960
<v Speaker 1>There should be a whole movie based on you just

0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:52.280
<v Speaker 1>wearing this burbery coat and helping people from trains.

0:46:54.200 --> 0:46:58.279
<v Speaker 2>People. Okay, this movie will be called The Helper, Not

0:46:58.440 --> 0:46:59.400
<v Speaker 2>to help the Helper.

0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:03.560
<v Speaker 1>So you know, they would like redo it and instead

0:47:03.600 --> 0:47:06.239
<v Speaker 1>of you would be Denzel playing the Help and he

0:47:06.360 --> 0:47:11.239
<v Speaker 1>have on Gucci based on true events, Yo, chouldel so

0:47:11.360 --> 0:47:14.080
<v Speaker 1>she had a purple heart something. You pull him up up,

0:47:14.719 --> 0:47:16.799
<v Speaker 1>He's like they thanked me. He was like, all right,

0:47:16.840 --> 0:47:19.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, I was wilding whatever. And he starts to

0:47:19.040 --> 0:47:21.160
<v Speaker 1>walk away, and this is it.

0:47:21.600 --> 0:47:23.239
<v Speaker 2>This other guy starts to interact with him, and he's

0:47:23.360 --> 0:47:26.080
<v Speaker 2>very mad, like yo, you wild blah blah blah blah blah.

0:47:26.080 --> 0:47:27.920
<v Speaker 1>And the guy is still mouthing off like I want

0:47:27.960 --> 0:47:30.080
<v Speaker 1>to feel lost. So then he's like, I'm gonna jump

0:47:30.160 --> 0:47:30.400
<v Speaker 1>back in.

0:47:32.280 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Like all the work I did. I put my burbery

0:47:35.239 --> 0:47:36.320
<v Speaker 2>coat on the line.

0:47:37.120 --> 0:47:39.680
<v Speaker 1>Like the new guy reacted that way. He was like, yo,

0:47:39.800 --> 0:47:41.800
<v Speaker 1>you're still talking that ship and that little girl just

0:47:41.920 --> 0:47:43.840
<v Speaker 1>helped you. And then I got real mad because he.

0:47:43.840 --> 0:47:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Called me a little girl. No, but that's good though

0:47:45.680 --> 0:47:47.960
<v Speaker 2>you look you look. I was like, yo, I'm a

0:47:48.040 --> 0:47:50.040
<v Speaker 2>grown up and I just saved this man's life, like

0:47:50.280 --> 0:47:55.319
<v Speaker 2>can you know that? A burbery bit? I'm out here.

0:47:56.719 --> 0:48:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Then ended up fighting and they fought like and out

0:48:01.000 --> 0:48:04.680
<v Speaker 2>of this this only New York again, and both of

0:48:04.760 --> 0:48:05.120
<v Speaker 2>them died.

0:48:06.040 --> 0:48:08.200
<v Speaker 1>The dumbni The guy who was yelling at him, he

0:48:08.400 --> 0:48:11.600
<v Speaker 1>was he white black guy. Come on, bro, he brother,

0:48:11.800 --> 0:48:15.520
<v Speaker 1>he beats Come on, Clarence. He was just frustrated.

0:48:15.560 --> 0:48:17.960
<v Speaker 2>You could tell. It wasn't even like a shot. It

0:48:18.120 --> 0:48:19.080
<v Speaker 2>wasn't even that serious.

0:48:19.160 --> 0:48:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Man, It was that serious because it looks like you,

0:48:21.280 --> 0:48:24.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm tired of these bros. I'm tired of their emotional whatever.

0:48:25.160 --> 0:48:27.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm finna just beat this one up. And that's all.

0:48:27.200 --> 0:48:30.479
<v Speaker 1>Some cop probably got off that day on a murder

0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:31.680
<v Speaker 1>case and he just had.

0:48:31.560 --> 0:48:33.560
<v Speaker 2>It up like I'm tired of it. Facebook got me

0:48:33.600 --> 0:48:35.560
<v Speaker 2>all round up. Yeah, that's what he probably saw a

0:48:35.600 --> 0:48:37.480
<v Speaker 2>whole bunch of vine videos. All I can see is

0:48:37.520 --> 0:48:39.719
<v Speaker 2>that tight ass, wrinkled suit. And in my mind it

0:48:39.840 --> 0:48:42.360
<v Speaker 2>was like a like a beige like like a dust

0:48:42.560 --> 0:48:44.520
<v Speaker 2>got up and that's it. Did he give you a hug?

0:48:44.840 --> 0:48:49.120
<v Speaker 1>Like? But you pulled him up, listen, touched him, so

0:48:49.160 --> 0:48:52.000
<v Speaker 1>you might as well give him a fucking honey. What

0:48:52.040 --> 0:48:53.320
<v Speaker 1>would you have done in that situation?

0:48:54.120 --> 0:48:56.160
<v Speaker 2>Well? Go, you know my upper body strength is z

0:48:56.400 --> 0:48:59.480
<v Speaker 2>all is nonet went live on the ground. No, I

0:48:59.480 --> 0:49:03.800
<v Speaker 2>would have been I would help somebody, help, please help.

0:49:03.880 --> 0:49:05.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think for me, I would like I

0:49:05.600 --> 0:49:07.360
<v Speaker 1>would weigh the options, Like if it was like the

0:49:07.440 --> 0:49:09.439
<v Speaker 1>middle of the day and like I knew I could

0:49:09.520 --> 0:49:11.960
<v Speaker 1>like walk to another train stop, I would do that

0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:13.600
<v Speaker 1>because I'm not helping you up because I weigh one

0:49:13.640 --> 0:49:14.600
<v Speaker 1>hundred and twenty three pounds.

0:49:14.640 --> 0:49:16.440
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I want y'all thinking I was super excited,

0:49:16.480 --> 0:49:18.120
<v Speaker 4>Like I remember as I was getting up, I did

0:49:18.160 --> 0:49:19.319
<v Speaker 4>a real heavy sigh, like.

0:49:21.080 --> 0:49:23.000
<v Speaker 2>You go, let me just go.

0:49:25.239 --> 0:49:28.640
<v Speaker 3>I mean, if d that is crazy, say, for instance,

0:49:28.920 --> 0:49:32.160
<v Speaker 3>like Marie fell in the train tracks and I had

0:49:32.239 --> 0:49:33.640
<v Speaker 3>to lift her up, I'd be.

0:49:33.719 --> 0:49:42.480
<v Speaker 2>Like, I feel like we would both die. Yeah, hold on.

0:49:42.600 --> 0:49:44.359
<v Speaker 1>If Marie fell into the tracks and I'm like, okay,

0:49:44.360 --> 0:49:47.120
<v Speaker 1>I hope you'd be like no, no, anybody but you no, no, please,

0:49:47.200 --> 0:49:49.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't want your help, Sydney, I'd be like, what

0:49:49.360 --> 0:49:52.360
<v Speaker 1>if I lay under the train, well, you started gofund.

0:49:52.000 --> 0:49:53.759
<v Speaker 2>Me for me, for my new legs. Like That's why

0:49:53.760 --> 0:49:55.360
<v Speaker 2>I would yell up to Sydney, because I know she

0:49:55.360 --> 0:49:56.360
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be able to pull me up.

0:49:56.360 --> 0:49:57.719
<v Speaker 1>I would not be able to pull her up, but

0:49:58.360 --> 0:50:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I would try to help her.

0:50:01.120 --> 0:50:03.000
<v Speaker 2>And that's good that you like. That means a lot.

0:50:03.080 --> 0:50:06.000
<v Speaker 2>It's harder you're a good person.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that's a good person because me, I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>want to see but I definitely would have one handover

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<v Speaker 3>and like, of course a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's what I want to be honest about snapchatting

0:50:16.080 --> 0:50:17.880
<v Speaker 4>him because I wanted to be honest and be like, yo,

0:50:17.920 --> 0:50:19.400
<v Speaker 4>I thought it was going to be fine and I

0:50:19.400 --> 0:50:21.480
<v Speaker 4>wouldn't need to intervene. It could be a funny video

0:50:21.520 --> 0:50:23.520
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, oh no, this is serious. Let

0:50:23.560 --> 0:50:24.960
<v Speaker 4>me put my phone away and try to like do

0:50:25.080 --> 0:50:26.200
<v Speaker 4>something that i'd be on.

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<v Speaker 2>The platform, like don't touch the third round well, or

0:50:32.120 --> 0:50:33.799
<v Speaker 2>you can be like if you want to go out

0:50:33.920 --> 0:50:38.600
<v Speaker 2>right touch, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I just quick and you have a very soothing voice,

0:50:43.520 --> 0:50:45.440
<v Speaker 3>and I feel like you have the voice of reason,

0:50:45.680 --> 0:50:48.440
<v Speaker 3>reasonable doubt. I don't know, you sound like if I

0:50:48.560 --> 0:50:51.359
<v Speaker 3>hear you and I'm in distress, you know what, when

0:50:51.360 --> 0:50:52.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm having a bad day, I'm gonna call you.

0:50:52.719 --> 0:50:54.640
<v Speaker 1>You know, I feel like you might not pick up.

0:50:54.800 --> 0:50:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm working right now, I could very easily curve you,

0:50:58.400 --> 0:51:00.080
<v Speaker 1>you know, because I could take my mental state. We

0:51:00.160 --> 0:51:02.319
<v Speaker 1>were just talking about that, you know, said you need

0:51:02.400 --> 0:51:05.879
<v Speaker 1>to protect your mental states. Sometimes you can't let people

0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:08.680
<v Speaker 1>just be leaning on you all the time. I'm saying,

0:51:08.800 --> 0:51:12.080
<v Speaker 1>you can Sydney, Sydney gonna lean hoarde on that that

0:51:13.200 --> 0:51:14.279
<v Speaker 1>I called people once a month.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that's a damn lave. I definitely had to

0:51:16.600 --> 0:51:20.080
<v Speaker 2>cut I've had to cut comics out of my life before,

0:51:20.239 --> 0:51:25.480
<v Speaker 2>like talking about lean on me, crazy ship, let's get

0:51:25.600 --> 0:51:28.440
<v Speaker 2>can get a little. I met I met this comic.

0:51:28.440 --> 0:51:29.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna say her name.

0:51:29.280 --> 0:51:32.200
<v Speaker 4>I met that's fine, like twice, and then she called

0:51:32.239 --> 0:51:36.440
<v Speaker 4>me from the hospital saying, like, I was drunk and

0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:39.040
<v Speaker 4>things got crazy, so I need help.

0:51:39.160 --> 0:51:39.920
<v Speaker 2>Can you come get me?

0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:41.839
<v Speaker 1>I was like, let me go through our mutual friends

0:51:41.840 --> 0:51:46.239
<v Speaker 1>and find someone else who is better equipped, because we

0:51:46.320 --> 0:51:47.879
<v Speaker 1>don't really know you said that well, but I could

0:51:47.920 --> 0:51:49.480
<v Speaker 1>tell that she and she even told me when she

0:51:49.960 --> 0:51:52.440
<v Speaker 1>when she came back to she told me she was like,

0:51:52.560 --> 0:51:53.359
<v Speaker 1>you know, I was lit.

0:51:53.440 --> 0:51:55.399
<v Speaker 4>I had drank a lot, and in my drunk state,

0:51:55.520 --> 0:51:57.919
<v Speaker 4>I only could think of you. I can only think

0:51:58.000 --> 0:52:00.879
<v Speaker 4>of I know Chanel will help me. I can call

0:52:01.000 --> 0:52:03.120
<v Speaker 4>her and she'll make sure that I'm okay. And I

0:52:03.200 --> 0:52:05.040
<v Speaker 4>did take care of her. I found somebody to go

0:52:05.239 --> 0:52:06.040
<v Speaker 4>get her and get her.

0:52:06.440 --> 0:52:08.520
<v Speaker 2>You touched your butt before, Like what, like she was

0:52:08.600 --> 0:52:10.920
<v Speaker 2>that drunk and thought of you, but like did I

0:52:11.080 --> 0:52:16.160
<v Speaker 2>touch her? Chanelle? Don't lie to me. How close were

0:52:16.360 --> 0:52:17.920
<v Speaker 2>y'all in your drunk state?

0:52:18.120 --> 0:52:22.000
<v Speaker 1>You thought a Chanelle like two names? Yeah, Chanelle, Ali?

0:52:22.160 --> 0:52:24.360
<v Speaker 1>You thought of both names. She's like, Ali, that's the

0:52:24.440 --> 0:52:25.240
<v Speaker 1>world's greatest.

0:52:25.680 --> 0:52:29.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm a little bit. She saved me.

0:52:34.120 --> 0:52:37.080
<v Speaker 1>Yo, Chanelle, I feel like we need to give you

0:52:37.080 --> 0:52:38.760
<v Speaker 1>a quiz to see if you really are the expert,

0:52:38.960 --> 0:52:41.120
<v Speaker 1>but like, I don't even know how we can test

0:52:41.360 --> 0:52:42.120
<v Speaker 1>you even more.

0:52:42.239 --> 0:52:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Do you have a question for her?

0:52:43.320 --> 0:52:45.080
<v Speaker 3>No, I really don't. I just really wanted to sit

0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:46.920
<v Speaker 3>here and talk to you. I felt like, you know,

0:52:47.719 --> 0:52:51.600
<v Speaker 3>you're a cool person, work really hard. I always have

0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:53.560
<v Speaker 3>a good time when you're around. I've never been like

0:52:53.880 --> 0:52:56.359
<v Speaker 3>Chanell's so annoying, you know, because nobody those so many

0:52:56.360 --> 0:52:56.840
<v Speaker 3>people like that.

0:52:57.400 --> 0:53:00.359
<v Speaker 2>Were you cool in school? Like were you a cool kid? Yeah?

0:53:00.480 --> 0:53:02.880
<v Speaker 1>I really felt like I had a lot of friends,

0:53:03.000 --> 0:53:06.440
<v Speaker 1>Like I was cool with everybody one of those you're

0:53:06.440 --> 0:53:08.160
<v Speaker 1>one of the friends with everybody.

0:53:08.200 --> 0:53:08.719
<v Speaker 2>I can't tell you.

0:53:09.640 --> 0:53:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wasn't friends with everybody, but my brother was,

0:53:16.200 --> 0:53:18.640
<v Speaker 1>so I was like, like they knew me because of

0:53:18.680 --> 0:53:20.840
<v Speaker 1>who he was. Yeah, and then people knew not to

0:53:20.880 --> 0:53:22.719
<v Speaker 1>tell me stuff because I would laugh in their face.

0:53:22.800 --> 0:53:23.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was the friend that was like.

0:53:25.440 --> 0:53:27.759
<v Speaker 4>And honestly, when I think about like my upbringing and

0:53:27.880 --> 0:53:30.319
<v Speaker 4>like my parents, I feel like I developed a lot

0:53:30.360 --> 0:53:32.400
<v Speaker 4>of self peace because I had to make peace with

0:53:32.600 --> 0:53:37.399
<v Speaker 4>that self peace like oh type of peak, like I'm

0:53:37.480 --> 0:53:38.960
<v Speaker 4>now I got taken away from my mom when I

0:53:39.080 --> 0:53:41.320
<v Speaker 4>was two, my dad when I was seventeen because we

0:53:41.400 --> 0:53:43.160
<v Speaker 4>took a court ordered paternity test.

0:53:43.200 --> 0:53:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, he didn't want to take the test. He was like, no,

0:53:44.719 --> 0:53:46.880
<v Speaker 2>you don't they find him. He's a cop. They couldn't

0:53:46.880 --> 0:53:50.719
<v Speaker 2>find it. He's a cop him. They really were. They

0:53:50.760 --> 0:53:51.560
<v Speaker 2>were trying to cover it up.

0:53:51.640 --> 0:53:54.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm sure they were, but that they realize when

0:53:54.080 --> 0:53:55.919
<v Speaker 4>you've been in the foster care system, they've been paying

0:53:55.960 --> 0:53:57.719
<v Speaker 4>these foster parents and they want to get that money back.

0:53:57.800 --> 0:54:00.480
<v Speaker 4>So then they realized, Oh, if this guy is the guy,

0:54:00.600 --> 0:54:02.279
<v Speaker 4>he got the money, let's go get the money.

0:54:02.320 --> 0:54:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Let's get the butt test. How do they know that

0:54:04.200 --> 0:54:06.279
<v Speaker 2>it was him? I really don't know.

0:54:06.440 --> 0:54:08.480
<v Speaker 4>They didn't tell me, Like, they were never trying to

0:54:08.520 --> 0:54:11.719
<v Speaker 4>connect us. They were just trying to stop that money. Yeah,

0:54:11.880 --> 0:54:13.719
<v Speaker 4>they were trying to get that money. So they were like, Yo,

0:54:14.080 --> 0:54:15.960
<v Speaker 4>we think this guy could be it. We're gonna force

0:54:16.000 --> 0:54:16.600
<v Speaker 4>him to take a test.

0:54:16.640 --> 0:54:19.600
<v Speaker 2>You take a test. So in meeting him and kind.

0:54:19.440 --> 0:54:21.399
<v Speaker 4>Of giving him a fresh slate, I had to really

0:54:21.560 --> 0:54:25.120
<v Speaker 4>decide that I was gonna forgive him, Like now what happened.

0:54:25.120 --> 0:54:27.160
<v Speaker 4>I had to decide, like, you know, I can't get

0:54:27.200 --> 0:54:29.160
<v Speaker 4>these eighteen years back, but here you are, and you're

0:54:29.200 --> 0:54:33.200
<v Speaker 4>saying you want to try. I'm gonna for myself forgive

0:54:33.239 --> 0:54:35.200
<v Speaker 4>you because I can't be walking around mad at you

0:54:35.280 --> 0:54:37.520
<v Speaker 4>all the time, like I'm not gonna live my best

0:54:37.600 --> 0:54:39.280
<v Speaker 4>life if I'm walking around.

0:54:39.080 --> 0:54:40.520
<v Speaker 2>Every day like I'm mad at my mom and I'm

0:54:40.560 --> 0:54:41.000
<v Speaker 2>mad at and you.

0:54:41.000 --> 0:54:44.799
<v Speaker 1>See those people out here holding onto something that's girls gone.

0:54:44.920 --> 0:54:47.360
<v Speaker 1>When you just said like, I don't never see that

0:54:47.440 --> 0:54:49.320
<v Speaker 1>on you, I take that as such a compliment. And

0:54:49.400 --> 0:54:51.120
<v Speaker 1>I hope that my brother is the same way because

0:54:51.120 --> 0:54:53.840
<v Speaker 1>I always teach him like we're okay in ourselves, that

0:54:54.000 --> 0:54:55.960
<v Speaker 1>we don't need to walk around feeling less than like

0:54:56.080 --> 0:54:57.839
<v Speaker 1>we are okay. So what you're saying is you never

0:54:57.920 --> 0:55:01.520
<v Speaker 1>want to have that Will Smith moment on Fresh Friends

0:55:01.560 --> 0:55:02.080
<v Speaker 1>where he was like.

0:55:02.320 --> 0:55:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Come in, don't want but see, he had to do that.

0:55:05.760 --> 0:55:07.640
<v Speaker 2>He had to say that out loud to let it

0:55:07.760 --> 0:55:08.880
<v Speaker 2>go to a certain extent.

0:55:09.239 --> 0:55:10.920
<v Speaker 4>So I feel like I had to learn to when

0:55:10.920 --> 0:55:13.600
<v Speaker 4>I made peace with you know, even at ten, I

0:55:13.680 --> 0:55:16.480
<v Speaker 4>remember recognizing the reality like, Okay, I'm in foster care

0:55:16.520 --> 0:55:18.200
<v Speaker 4>and I'm moving around like I don't know who my

0:55:18.320 --> 0:55:19.440
<v Speaker 4>dad is, my mom is.

0:55:20.000 --> 0:55:22.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you are like you're like a like a one

0:55:22.719 --> 0:55:25.160
<v Speaker 1>in a million. I think like a person in the

0:55:25.239 --> 0:55:26.239
<v Speaker 1>foster care system that.

0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Can like like just make peace with what was going on.

0:55:31.360 --> 0:55:33.799
<v Speaker 4>And I really credit that so much to my little brother,

0:55:33.920 --> 0:55:35.400
<v Speaker 4>because if I had to do it just for me,

0:55:35.600 --> 0:55:37.640
<v Speaker 4>I don't think I would have been strong enough. But

0:55:37.760 --> 0:55:40.520
<v Speaker 4>to have like a little kid who he's like a baby.

0:55:40.600 --> 0:55:43.400
<v Speaker 4>He needs things, he's crying and he needs to be changed,

0:55:43.400 --> 0:55:45.840
<v Speaker 4>and he has to eat like that consistently.

0:55:45.480 --> 0:55:47.480
<v Speaker 2>Were taking care of him. Yeah, that consistency.

0:55:47.719 --> 0:55:50.320
<v Speaker 1>Somebody gonna slide into your venmo right now and just

0:55:50.440 --> 0:55:51.640
<v Speaker 1>drop you some They're like.

0:55:51.680 --> 0:55:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Yo, you're such a good person, go ahead and share

0:55:54.680 --> 0:55:55.080
<v Speaker 2>your venmo.

0:55:55.280 --> 0:55:58.080
<v Speaker 4>Yes, every time I get paid, I venmo my little

0:55:58.120 --> 0:56:01.040
<v Speaker 4>brother as much as I can. And sometimes yeah, what's

0:56:01.040 --> 0:56:02.239
<v Speaker 4>your ven Oh?

0:56:02.360 --> 0:56:03.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh you want to ye?

0:56:03.280 --> 0:56:08.520
<v Speaker 1>People Janelle Dash Allie, she's taking care of her little brother. Y'all.

0:56:08.719 --> 0:56:11.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't know your little brother is about thirty now, right,

0:56:15.120 --> 0:56:17.080
<v Speaker 3>so she's gonna need some funds on that, so please

0:56:17.120 --> 0:56:18.080
<v Speaker 3>get her in a venmo.

0:56:18.360 --> 0:56:23.440
<v Speaker 2>Size is just kidding? What's his?

0:56:23.640 --> 0:56:23.719
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

0:56:23.760 --> 0:56:25.400
<v Speaker 2>What kind of jeans he wear? He wear like a

0:56:25.480 --> 0:56:27.200
<v Speaker 2>thirty four or thirty two or so, like, I don't

0:56:27.200 --> 0:56:28.000
<v Speaker 2>even know what that means.

0:56:28.560 --> 0:56:30.799
<v Speaker 1>Your story is beautiful and I didn't even know all

0:56:30.840 --> 0:56:32.880
<v Speaker 1>of this about you, and I'm so happy that I

0:56:33.080 --> 0:56:35.759
<v Speaker 1>was able to get to know you better and.

0:56:35.920 --> 0:56:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Just wow, and you're so chilling. I mean, I can't

0:56:38.000 --> 0:56:39.120
<v Speaker 2>believe you didn't bring any weed for.

0:56:39.160 --> 0:56:41.359
<v Speaker 3>The Yeah, I'm a little upset about that. But you're

0:56:41.400 --> 0:56:43.799
<v Speaker 3>saving lives though. Yeah, so it was on time though.

0:56:43.840 --> 0:56:44.640
<v Speaker 3>I think that's important.

0:56:44.680 --> 0:56:46.640
<v Speaker 2>You were more than I would have brought weed. Who

0:56:46.800 --> 0:56:49.360
<v Speaker 2>knows if I would have been here? And that Barberry

0:56:49.440 --> 0:56:54.040
<v Speaker 2>jacket were it? At? Okay? All right, Chanel, what's next

0:56:54.120 --> 0:56:54.279
<v Speaker 2>for you?

0:56:54.520 --> 0:56:54.759
<v Speaker 1>Where?

0:56:55.160 --> 0:56:55.200
<v Speaker 5>Like?

0:56:55.400 --> 0:56:55.800
<v Speaker 1>What like?

0:56:55.920 --> 0:56:58.400
<v Speaker 2>What's next with you? Comedy? Career wise? You just opened

0:56:58.440 --> 0:56:59.839
<v Speaker 2>her cha at Caroline's.

0:57:00.200 --> 0:57:03.440
<v Speaker 4>That was amazing. I'm holding out for some festivals this

0:57:03.600 --> 0:57:06.359
<v Speaker 4>year on the road a lot. I always have all

0:57:06.400 --> 0:57:09.440
<v Speaker 4>my gigs posted up dot com. You can follow me

0:57:09.520 --> 0:57:13.480
<v Speaker 4>at Twitter schnell underscore underscore Ali, that's two underscore for

0:57:13.640 --> 0:57:17.880
<v Speaker 4>reasonable doubt, reasonable mondays hashtag reasonable down mondays. I always

0:57:17.880 --> 0:57:19.440
<v Speaker 4>search that tag if you want to join in and

0:57:19.520 --> 0:57:21.560
<v Speaker 4>I retweet it's dope because you know, if you see

0:57:21.600 --> 0:57:24.400
<v Speaker 4>any lyrics, I speak to you, I like to you know.

0:57:26.240 --> 0:57:29.600
<v Speaker 2>And also breathing, I'm gonna be breathing, y'all gonna be breathing.

0:57:29.800 --> 0:57:34.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I always please, okay, breathing, breathe that breathe it

0:57:34.240 --> 0:57:36.040
<v Speaker 3>breathe as always.

0:57:36.080 --> 0:57:40.280
<v Speaker 1>You can catch me at rez r e e e

0:57:40.600 --> 0:57:43.919
<v Speaker 1>z y on Instagram and on YouTube at miss rez

0:57:44.240 --> 0:57:48.080
<v Speaker 1>m s r e e e z Y Sidney, where

0:57:48.120 --> 0:57:48.600
<v Speaker 1>can they find you?

0:57:48.720 --> 0:57:51.640
<v Speaker 3>You can check me on Instagram at just sid b

0:57:51.960 --> 0:57:55.800
<v Speaker 3>w j U s t s y d b w.

0:57:56.600 --> 0:58:00.280
<v Speaker 3>Twitter just said n y C and you know. Hit

0:58:00.320 --> 0:58:03.280
<v Speaker 3>me on Facebook, man, I'm tired of these uh elderly

0:58:03.400 --> 0:58:05.040
<v Speaker 3>people friending me on Facebook?

0:58:05.080 --> 0:58:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Where do you accept all the requests?

0:58:07.000 --> 0:58:07.120
<v Speaker 1>Though?

0:58:07.200 --> 0:58:11.720
<v Speaker 2>So No, I have not, I have not. No, I

0:58:11.760 --> 0:58:13.320
<v Speaker 2>stop my friends. You go on Facebook.

0:58:13.360 --> 0:58:15.880
<v Speaker 1>I stopped months ago. You hit your friend then, No,

0:58:16.000 --> 0:58:18.480
<v Speaker 1>it's too many weirdos. It's people that I'm like, how

0:58:18.560 --> 0:58:21.680
<v Speaker 1>do you know you have four hundred requests? Bending Oh

0:58:21.760 --> 0:58:23.600
<v Speaker 1>my god, I don't even know what these people met.

0:58:23.720 --> 0:58:26.520
<v Speaker 1>And then they'll be in my secret little messages or

0:58:26.520 --> 0:58:28.560
<v Speaker 1>whatever and they're like, saw you at a show or

0:58:29.000 --> 0:58:32.040
<v Speaker 1>my friend recommended me, you recommended you for I was like,

0:58:32.080 --> 0:58:34.320
<v Speaker 1>you're old, asked you about eighty Where are your show.

0:58:34.240 --> 0:58:38.640
<v Speaker 2>At your nursing home at the Nurse thousand Oaks? Exactly,

0:58:38.720 --> 0:58:39.240
<v Speaker 2>it's crazy.

0:58:39.360 --> 0:58:42.280
<v Speaker 1>You guys can come see us young or old, rich

0:58:42.440 --> 0:58:45.439
<v Speaker 1>or poor at Carmel Lounge the second Saturday of every month.

0:58:45.480 --> 0:58:47.320
<v Speaker 1>We only have two more shows left. We do only

0:58:47.400 --> 0:58:49.840
<v Speaker 1>have two more shows left. Yes, the next one is

0:58:49.880 --> 0:58:52.520
<v Speaker 1>on July eighth. Yes, please come come to that. It's

0:58:52.520 --> 0:58:54.360
<v Speaker 1>gonna be a fun time. It's a free show. And then,

0:58:54.800 --> 0:58:56.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, just make sure you comment, subscribe still your

0:58:56.920 --> 0:58:59.320
<v Speaker 1>boyfriends for while he's sleeping, check his DMS, and then

0:58:59.360 --> 0:59:01.000
<v Speaker 1>also subscribe podcast on his phone.

0:59:01.040 --> 0:59:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Please do That's all that we ask you to do.

0:59:02.960 --> 0:59:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Do it Chanel, any any like last words, any like

0:59:06.480 --> 0:59:09.000
<v Speaker 1>fortune cookie mantras that you can give.

0:59:09.800 --> 0:59:14.280
<v Speaker 2>Yes something, hit them with something one bar every day,

0:59:15.400 --> 0:59:20.240
<v Speaker 2>do something for you. Oh that's cute. And my line

0:59:20.360 --> 0:59:22.040
<v Speaker 2>is Sidney, I need you think of one too. My

0:59:22.160 --> 0:59:25.000
<v Speaker 2>line is he who.

0:59:25.000 --> 0:59:28.400
<v Speaker 1>Does not bring his wallet does not get to go

0:59:28.480 --> 0:59:30.200
<v Speaker 1>out with me a second time. That's the line that

0:59:30.280 --> 0:59:32.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna leave you. He who don't bring his wallet

0:59:32.960 --> 0:59:33.959
<v Speaker 1>don't get to see me again.

0:59:37.600 --> 0:59:44.200
<v Speaker 3>Trust in God and that okay, all right, well get killed.

0:59:44.640 --> 0:59:46.840
<v Speaker 2>Thanks so much guys. Bye,