WEBVTT - Adult Adolescent Female Monkeys 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:14.400 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:19.000 Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Caddy arm Strong 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:20.759 and Jay and he. 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:50.040 Arm anybody's seen the white flash? 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:54.120 Oh, there he is. He'll just wait. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:00:58.680 Late room. 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:05.360 Like I said, we're under the tuteline of our general manager. Sane. 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:11.400 Oh krats? What sane? Oh krats? That would be Democrats, 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:14.160 And there are quite a few of them who are 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:18.640 absolutely fully aware of why they lost the election and 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:21.959 what's wrong with their party. And it's become clear to 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:24.080 me in reading some of their screens that they have 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:29.280 been hostages and terrified to speak their minds, or just 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:32.160 being ignored and wandering in the wilderness for several years. 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:34.960 I would say to the Saint Okrats, why don't you 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:38.920 just come over? Is there stuff you don't particularly like 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:42.280 about the Republican Party. Let's talk about the Nazism. I 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:45.240 can't stomach the Nazism. They would say, you know, I 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:48.080 was just gonna say no. The Santocrats absolutely would not 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:51.520 say that. I was going to say to them, Hey, 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:52.960 if we disagree, I'm not going to call you a 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:58.720 Nazi or a man splainer, toxic or anything. I am 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:03.320 Happy Friday, by the way, for there's Deanocrats and republic Asses. 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:06.520 Apparently right off the top of my head. I came 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:08.640 up with that and a different topic. Just this is 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:12.040 just like a house cleaning before I get to talking, Katie, 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:14.080 Did you see that message I sent just like basically 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:15.720 as I was standing outside the door when I should 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:17.840 have been running in here. So anything you can come 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:20.920 up with on Gavin Newsom, the governor of California's new 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:24.000 Assembly that he's putting together where he's gonna take freaking 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:27.799 California tax money and mount a legal fund to be 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:32.120 able to protect California against Trump's America and his attempt 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:37.080 to take away women's reproductive rights and damage the climate. 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:42.520 He's called the Special Section of the Legislature to trump 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:48.080 Proof California, using taxpayer funds to build a big legal fund, 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:54.639 a bunch of money to take on particularly Trump's efforts 0:02:54.680 --> 0:03:00.920 at attacking women's reproductive rights and climate chain. Oh boy, 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.919 So to your point, while I think there is a 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:07.240 big junk of the Democratic Party that realizes we got 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.920 to get back to like some sort of normalcy the 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:13.000 working class cares about. You got Gavin Newsom who's trying 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:14.480 to put his flag in the ground to be the 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:17.720 nominee in twenty eight on reproductive rights in climate change. 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:19.800 I say, I don't like you using my tax money, 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:22.320 but go for it, dude, take those two tracks and 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:25.480 just run with it. Good luck, enjoy being president of 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:28.280 the United States someday because a reproductive rights in climate 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:35.240 change dude. Now, wow, Wow, it's such an unveiled beginning 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:38.480 of his presidential campaign. I mean, it's just so obvious. Dude. 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:41.680 You gotta at least he's into it, and those two topics, 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:44.520 Are you kidding me? And what's especially beautiful about that? 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:48.960 Given Trump's unbelievable moderation as a Republican on the abortion issue. 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:51.760 I mean, he said, well, you've all followed this. He said, no, 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:54.920 I'm not going to sign some sort of national abortion dat. 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:56.760 It's never even going to get to my desk. I 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:59.960 think it's a matter for the states, like California state. 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:04.880 Unequivocally and repeatedly, it's up to y'all. Okay, But I 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:10.480 just love the fact that a political figure as corrupt 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:15.680 and idiotic but large as Gavin Newsom can just invent 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.000 something out of whole cloth. It's like I'm gonna run 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:22.320 against Gavin in twenty eight based on his vow to 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:26.080 remove and kill all of America's pet dogs. He has 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:29.520 vowed to kill America's dogs. No, he's never uttered a 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.279 word about that and never would. But I'm just gonna 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:34.120 claim it, like Gavin Neussom is claiming Trump's gonna send 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:37.359 his shot troops in to shut down California's abortion clinics. 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:40.800 Make up anything you want it. It's Gavin Newsom's alliance 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:43.840 with the Martians that really offends me. Evidently you can 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:47.280 just make anything up. Gavey boy. Okay, you scumbag. I'm sorry. 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:49.520 I'm a wordsmith. I should be better than that, but 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:54.159 you're a scumbag. Yes, Katie, just as a. 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.600 Woman, I would like to add to your description of 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.239 him of corrupt as also sleazy and gross. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.880 Yeah, that's something we learned fairly recently that most women 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:04.240 find him kind of creepy and. 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:08.080 Opposed to creep Yeah, for sure. 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.800 How about a number of women say that to me? Yeah, anyway, 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.520 we'll talk more about that later. I think it's uh, well, 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:18.880 we'll talk about it later. Right now, it's some football 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:20.880 game last night. Anybody see that fourth quarter that was 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:22.760 one of the most amazing fourth quarters I've ever seen. 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:26.400 I'm anti I'm anti Thursday Night football, but that was 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:29.279 one hell of a game. Holy cow, that Lamar Jackson 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:35.560 is just insane as an athlete. The the young crowd 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:38.440 of quarterbacks that are out there, Joe Burrow versus Lamar Jackson, 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:40.560 I mean, that's as good as anything. 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:43.440 That's ever been. Fantastic, Oh got it? 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:47.760 Catch highlights of the fourth quarter was crazy, including this 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:49.559 has happened a couple of weekends in our row where 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:51.640 you got a tie game with like five seconds left 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:53.440 and the team that just scored the touchdown decides, you 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:55.000 know what, We're not gonna tie it. We're gonna go 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:56.880 for two. We're either going to lose or win right 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:01.080 now a spirit. Yeah, very exciting. Allthough they lost, maybe 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:04.040 they should have kicked the idiotic mistake. You got to 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:11.080 get into over time. We got to set up this 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:14.120 next clip. Start the show officially. I'm Jack Armstrong. He's 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:18.840 Joe Getty on this It is Friday, November the eighth, 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:20.880 the week of the election that year twenty twenty four. 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:23.080 We are armstrong in getting we approve of this program. 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:26.560 Let's begin the show officially. Then according to FCC rules 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:29.400 and regulations, here we go precisely at mark. They're very 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:32.360 social monkeys and they traveling group, so when the first 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:34.599 couple go out to the tower, the others tend to 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:35.599 just fall right along. 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:40.480 The fugitive primates are described as cat sized adolescent females. 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:43.880 The CDC said the monkeys pose no threat to public 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:46.920 health as long as people do not come in contact 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:47.360 with them. 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:51.640 But that's pretty funny. No threat to public health as 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.760 long as you don't come in contact with one. If 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:56.680 you do, well, I don't know, then then good luck. 0:06:57.200 --> 0:07:00.000 We're talking about the forty three escape South Carolina monkeys. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.160 That that is absolutely hilarious. Did anybody suspect they were 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:06.000 going to like set off a biological weapon or something 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:08.000 like that? You know, I kind of figured I had 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.560 to come in contact if you read hot Zone years ago, 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:13.720 which actually happened in that part of the country. Also, 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:16.680 the monkeys escaped and spread a bolo around the country. 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:20.280 But I like the news story I heard about all 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:23.480 the is it forty three escaped monkeys. I didn't know 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:26.200 they were adolescent girls, So I don't know parents who've 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:28.880 raised adolescent girls. It could be a third of them 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:30.040 are now transgender. 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:35.560 And and I like the new story I heard. 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:39.440 It said, authorities are recommending you lock all your windows. 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:41.840 Oh geez, we're to try to get in through my 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:42.600 windows in the night. 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:45.280 Well, I'll sleep like a baby tonight knowing that there's 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:46.960 a whole bunch of monkeys out there trying to figure 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:48.080 out how to get in my window. 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:51.240 Good lord, honey, honey, wake up. 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:55.720 Did you lock the window to the attic. There's a 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:59.920 window in the attic? No, No, I didn't read, read, read, 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:03.679 and then you got a adolescent female monkey on your face, 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:06.960 ripping your eyes out. I just hope those forty three 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:10.600 escape monkeys don't wander by the recently closed nuclear power 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:13.440 plant with all the radiation. It's a mile away. 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:17.440 Hilarious. 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:21.120 There's nothing to worry about as long as you don't 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:25.080 come in contact with one. Oh okay, you got dozens 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:28.840 of escaped monkeys ranging across the landscape South Carolina. It 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:32.440 should be fine. Just lock every window and every door 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:35.480 in your home. In fact, I check again before you 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:37.520 go to sleep. It's very important that you keep your 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:40.840 windows locks. But no, nothing to worry about on any level. 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:42.959 Did you check again? Just one more time. Make sure 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:46.079 those windows are closed. And if you don't have bars 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:48.320 on your windows, perhaps now is a good time to 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:51.520 consider them. They find eyes to be the most delicious. 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:59.240 Oh boy, roughly just small enough to sneak in through 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:02.640 your dryer, but to sleep well, South Carolina sleep well? 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:07.160 Ah god, all right, how does mailbag look? 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:12.120 They find their eyeballs delicious? Oh lord, it's it's fine. 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:16.200 Plus we have an epic historic clips of the week. 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:17.880 Well bet you, I'll bet we do. 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.320 And our text line is four one five two nine 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:26.480 five k FTC man, I just saw some of the 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:31.079 videos out of Ventura County in southern California. Holy cow, 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:34.360 one hundred and thirty five houses have been burned of our. 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:35.120 To the ground. 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:37.000 It's one of those deals where you get a fire 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.200 going in the wind just makes it so hot and 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:43.120 move so fast. And some really big nice houses that 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:46.440 are going to tens of thousands of folks running for 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:50.600 their lives evacuating. Yes, crazy, just crazy. A lot to 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:52.480 get to. We've got a mail bag of freedom of 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:55.760 loving quota of the day you will enjoy. But first 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:59.840 in a very special cow, the journey taken by our 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.240 friends on the left side of the aisle. This week 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:06.720 has been tumultuous and trying. It's cow clips of the week. 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:08.120 Look what happened? 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:08.960 Is this gras? 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:10.640 Is anyone else coming meltdown? 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:11.200 Well? 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:15.000 Cow whips of the week. 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:24.199 I'm exhausted, I'm babbling, I'm doing crazy things with the microphone. 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:28.760 The American people want to stop the chaos. 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:34.040 And end the dramaa Comma Dave what Kama always does. 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.760 She just put her head down and she went to work. 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.280 It's going to be so much fun. It'll be nasty 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:41.360 a little bit at times. 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:47.360 It is entirely possible that we will not have the opportunity. 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:48.920 To ever cast a ballot again. 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:53.000 You have to defeat him. These are the kind of guys. 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:54.559 You're like a smacking ass. 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:58.840 America is ready for a fresh start. 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:02.000 I'm going to be toasting Madam President tonight. 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:09.160 And it just came over the wires that Joe Rogan 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:10.480 just endorsed me. Is that. 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:14.240 People believe they're voting for a way of life. 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:18.640 Kamala Harris has a bigger problem among men than Donald 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:19.839 Trump does among women. 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:23.760 On election night, don't expect to know the winner. The 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:26.760 winner is Donald Trump only smokes. 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:41.000 Look what happened? Is this crazy? Maybe America great again? 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:47.800 Clearly fear and anger is what he was marketing, and 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:49.120 it worked. 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:53.080 I can't help but wonder if the American people have 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:57.959 given up on democracy. The majority has spoken and they 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:01.560 said they don't care that much about democracy, and. 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.080 Shall we keep it? 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.920 A lot of our fellow Americans say we shouldn't. 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:08.520 There's misogyny. 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:12.000 Some of the most misogynist things I've heard came. 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:18.040 From black men. It's the economy, stupid, the revenge of. 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:21.280 Just the regular, old, working class America, the anonymous American 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:25.840 who has been crushed. What the Alice in Wonderland nightmares 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:27.200 is going on right now? 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:32.959 How dare you? How did we get here? 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:42.720 Setbacks are unavoidable, but giving up is unforgivable. 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:46.240 Only when it is dark enough. 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:56.480 Can you see the stars? Marriica, my. 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:16.440 America's pop princess, Lady Gaga? There? That was Lady Gaga, 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:21.199 wasn't it. That's something that so many of the experts, 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:24.439 like all of them said, it'll be Thursday or Friday 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:27.360 before we know a result, or eight thirty election night, 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:28.800 which is the way it actually turned out. 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:32.200 Eight thirty, like right after dinner in the West coast. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:36.800 Yeah right, yeah, how interesting. Here's your freedom loving quote 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:40.000 of the day. And this is especially relevant, I think, 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:45.520 because I've been endlessly interested in the post mortem on 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:49.480 the Democratic side, in the divide that is emerging between 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:55.240 the absolutely common sense, reasonable, you know, center left folks 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:59.040 who have nailed it exactly what wrong, they get it completely, 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:03.000 and the substantial and maybe more energetic part of the 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:07.079 party that is completely delusional, like this column in the 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:09.200 New York Times I'll read from later. For black women, 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:13.120 America has revealed their true self, all about how it 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:16.040 was just the hatred of black women that kept her 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:22.160 from winning. Every demographic group except college educated white women 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:29.360 went further toward Republicans, every single one. So not only 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:34.280 do the lunatic Democrats, many of whose voices we just heard, 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:40.800 have a complete misunderstanding of the Republican Party and why 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.960 people voted for Trump, they have a complete misunderstanding of 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:47.080 their own party. And I came across this sun Sou 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:49.840 from the art of war legendary thousands of years old. 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:53.800 If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:56.800 not fear the result of one hundred battles. If you 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:59.840 know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory, g 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:03.200 you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:07.520 the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle. Wow, 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:10.480 that's pretty good. That is pretty good. Old Sun sou 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:14.080 tell you what he could Deacon write a book on war? Huh? 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:19.880 Did he write any fiction? He be trades and Romances? Treads? No, 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:29.800 I'm told no. Okay, mailbags Greg with two gee's at 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:31.280 the end. How many Jesus is enough? 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:31.560 Greg? 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:36.920 Guys, I'm disappointed in your zealousness to display schadenfreude. It 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.200 is cruel to be laughing and mocking people in such 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:41.520 deep distress. I won't stand for it, and we'll be 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:44.320 downloading every episode and not miss a minute so that 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:47.400 I can continue to be outraged by your behavior. I 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:49.240 truly wish I could send each one of them a 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.480 coloring book in a stress jar and helping him through this. 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:55.200 Starting with Jimmy Kimmel, Gotta admit I got sucked into 0:15:55.280 --> 0:16:01.720 a thread of crazy people lose theirs on Twitter. 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:04.760 And it was pretty entertaining. 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:10.200 Yeah. Yeah, I've logged a few minutes myself down that 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:15.800 delightful rabbit hole. Guys, I'd written an email yesterday describing 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:19.480 This is from anonymous some of my high school colleagues 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:22.160 wo are now in grad schools their reactions to the election. 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:24.680 I thought i'd follow up with this one beginning in 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:28.160 twenty twenty five. There's a high likelihood that a lot 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:31.000 of important literature will be banned, So I took a 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:32.760 few minutes to write down a list of books I 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:36.680 think everybody needs to have in print. So these are 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:39.960 friends of hers from childhood are now in grad school 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:43.160 who actually think Republicans are going to run around banning 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:43.920 a bunch of books. 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:46.680 You're crazy in schools. You're importing schools. 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:46.920 That's it. 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:52.320 You're mentally ill or just so misled by your news sources. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:55.160 At the top of the list nineteen eighty four. She 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:58.720 she closed the post wishing a miserable existence upon every 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:00.760 person in the country who voted for I'm preading quote, 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:03.920 you are not a good person, diary. 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:06.520 Wow, that's increating. 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:11.240 Demographic group in the country except for yours, is a 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:14.760 bad person. That's an interesting attitude to carry through life. 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:17.080 I was just listening to NPR on the drive in 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:19.800 on how Trump is going to enact the worst parts 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:21.920 of Project twenty twenty five, and they were taking it 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:23.080 completely seriously. 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:28.199 All right, go ahead, Armstrong and getty. 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:32.080 Well some business news. This is the first combined I 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:36.320 hop Applebee's restaurant is opening in Texas. I hope it 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:38.919 goes better than the heart is combined with Duncan Donuts 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:43.760 that became these nuts. That that was a quo. 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:47.920 Wow, I got cheap chaplaf there. 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:51.080 I can just picture the writers in the room when 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:53.840 one of them came up with that, howling with laughter. 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:58.680 Oh boy, very child. So is that one of those 0:17:58.920 --> 0:18:01.080 you stop with those big truck stop things, and they 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:06.720 combined two fast food deals and they're never I've I'm constantly. 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:10.199 Amazed that these brands lend their name and. 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:13.200 Credibility to these places that do such a half asked 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:17.080 version of them to like damage their thing because you 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:19.919 stop and you get anything. These dunkin Donuts suck, well, 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:22.359 they don't at an actual Dunkin Donuts, but they do 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:25.399 it when combined into a half assed Applebee's. At this 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:29.120 truck stop, it's like a grocery store Starbucks. I mean, 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:32.040 you'll you'll get coffee there or whatever, but it's not 0:18:32.119 --> 0:18:34.359 quite a star Yeah. The pizza hut that would they 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:37.560 used to have at my target, which was just horrific. Yeah, 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:42.119 there's a there's a truck stop my son's and I 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:45.680 stopped an a w what's it combined with? But anyway, 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:48.600 they're both horrible, and the person that works back there 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:50.679 doesn't know how to make or doesn't know what anything 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:54.400 is because they work for the convenience store or not. Anyway, 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:57.280 I'm just surprised those things exist. I get why it 0:18:57.359 --> 0:19:02.119 works in truck stops and travel centers because you're not 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:05.480 gonna get repeat business. You don't need it, so you 0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:07.639 can hit and run, get the revenue and find But 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:10.080 you know, and I guess the answer would be that 0:19:10.200 --> 0:19:12.720 I shouldn't be eating at though any of those places periods, 0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:15.000 so that'd be the best thing. You know, that's that 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:17.600 is a good point. Yeah, I could further analyze the 0:19:17.760 --> 0:19:19.920 wisdom of applying your brand blah blah blah, buth I 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:23.640 don't actually care that much, man. You ever, you're driving 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:26.320 and you're hungry, and you go into one of those 0:19:26.359 --> 0:19:30.280 places and just everything is a bad choice. And maybe 0:19:30.359 --> 0:19:33.320 the one healthy thing in the whole building is their 0:19:33.760 --> 0:19:36.680 big tub of bananas. But they're all old and bruised, 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:41.640 so I can eat kind of an old bruised banana. 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:44.960 Or I can eat some of this in a cellophane wrapper. 0:19:45.920 --> 0:19:49.399 Absolute heart disease crap. That's right here, and that's what 0:19:49.480 --> 0:19:52.440 I usually go for. Yeah, Or you can do what 0:19:52.840 --> 0:19:54.440 I learned to do as a kid, because this is 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:57.080 what my family did to go into ball ball games 0:19:57.840 --> 0:20:00.600 in movie theaters. We brought our own snacks. There you go. 0:20:01.000 --> 0:20:02.280 It's too expensive, Katie. 0:20:04.240 --> 0:20:06.760 I will say this until my face turns blue. Jack, 0:20:06.840 --> 0:20:09.880 you say that, but again, a bag of chips too much? 0:20:13.000 --> 0:20:16.400 He is an anti Chippist? Is that part of your act? Jack, 0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:19.520 I don't even remember. No, you won't eat cheese its. 0:20:19.760 --> 0:20:21.679 Remember all the chemicals and. 0:20:21.680 --> 0:20:24.360 The Oh no, I won't eat cheese its. 0:20:24.520 --> 0:20:26.000 I don't know if I've ever had it cheese it. 0:20:26.080 --> 0:20:27.680 I just found out the other day that to cheese 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:30.240 it is like among the worst things that have been 0:20:30.920 --> 0:20:32.160 pumped out by a factory. 0:20:32.640 --> 0:20:33.640 Are they delicious, Katie? 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:34.280 Is that what you're saying? 0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:37.520 No, they're perfect, But you're talking about eating gas station 0:20:37.800 --> 0:20:39.600 like rolling around taketos. 0:20:40.080 --> 0:20:42.520 Yeah, and I've had a few gas station hot dogs. Yeah. 0:20:43.440 --> 0:20:47.640 You better uh nitrate rockets, you better. You better clear 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:49.560 out a little time later in the day, I'm just saying, 0:20:49.680 --> 0:20:51.359 have a paper back candy. 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:53.280 Okay, I apologize for even talking. 0:20:53.480 --> 0:20:55.720 Never mind, if you're going to do that. We've got 0:20:55.760 --> 0:20:58.200 some author on author violence we could get too. Later 0:20:58.280 --> 0:21:02.520 between JK Rowling, who wrote the Harry Potter series, and 0:21:02.720 --> 0:21:08.359 Joyce Carol Oates, who's one of your female literature icons, 0:21:09.000 --> 0:21:12.240 really on the opposite side of the trans issue, battling 0:21:12.320 --> 0:21:14.600 each other on Twitter in a way that's pretty good. 0:21:14.920 --> 0:21:19.040 I love JK Rowling. It's not surprising. She's a very 0:21:19.040 --> 0:21:23.080 good crafter of words. Her sarcasm is absolutely delicious. I 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:24.679 would like to hang out with her. I don't care 0:21:24.720 --> 0:21:26.520 about the fame, the money, I don't need any of that. 0:21:27.040 --> 0:21:29.360 I just I think we would get along. She clearly 0:21:29.680 --> 0:21:34.879 was in Slytherin, though, I mean, it seems obvious to me. Wow. Wow, 0:21:35.200 --> 0:21:36.679 that's an issue. She put on the hat and they 0:21:36.680 --> 0:21:38.720 put her in Slytherin. She has got a tongue dipped 0:21:38.720 --> 0:21:41.320 in acid, there's no doubt. Wow. Wow. You know, speaking 0:21:41.359 --> 0:21:42.600 of the trans thing, I was going to bring this 0:21:42.720 --> 0:21:46.720 up because it's remarkable the number of emails we've gotten 0:21:47.280 --> 0:21:52.080 from folks of various political stripes who say that whole 0:21:52.200 --> 0:21:54.920 phenomenon was one of the reasons they have gone away 0:21:54.920 --> 0:21:58.760 from the Democratic Party. And I was reading some analysis 0:21:58.800 --> 0:22:01.080 of the whole election thing, you know, everything we've been 0:22:01.119 --> 0:22:05.160 talking about, and even the Wall Street Journal said disagreements 0:22:05.280 --> 0:22:10.760 over trans rights. And I think for the emptieth time, 0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:15.119 we conservative America saying America because it's a hell of 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:19.240 a lot of Democrats too, have given away the language 0:22:20.000 --> 0:22:24.480 battle ground. We've been forced to ar just unconsciously adopted 0:22:24.600 --> 0:22:27.639 the language of the left, you know, like we have 0:22:27.960 --> 0:22:32.200 for gender affirming care, which is an incredibly prejudicial term, 0:22:32.560 --> 0:22:36.840 or referring to illegal aliens as illegal immigrants, well as immigrants, 0:22:36.880 --> 0:22:40.399 well as migrants. I mean, why the change? Who initiated that, 0:22:40.480 --> 0:22:43.000 the left? And yet the right continues to lap it 0:22:43.119 --> 0:22:49.720 up because phrases like that, they're almost the actual definition 0:22:49.800 --> 0:22:53.359 of begging the question, which is using an argument that 0:22:53.520 --> 0:22:56.760 assumes the argument is true. In the argument, it's like 0:22:58.000 --> 0:22:59.919 people have known for thousands of years the earth is right, 0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:02.960 therefore the earth is round, or you know that sort 0:23:03.000 --> 0:23:05.000 of thing. You're not making an argument, you're just repeating 0:23:05.080 --> 0:23:07.719 the fact that you think you're right. And the phrase 0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:14.560 transgender rights is incredibly prejudicial in that it implies that 0:23:14.720 --> 0:23:18.480 transgender people have certain rights that are unique to transgender people, 0:23:18.880 --> 0:23:20.760 which is a hell of an odd notion in the 0:23:20.880 --> 0:23:24.480 United States of America. And indeed, everything we're talking about, 0:23:24.560 --> 0:23:31.280 virtually everything under the rubric of transgender rights is transgender insertion. 0:23:33.320 --> 0:23:36.600 Boys playing in girls' sports, that's not. 0:23:36.920 --> 0:23:39.040 Nobody has a right to go in the opposite locker 0:23:39.119 --> 0:23:41.080 room and look at people of the opposite section. We 0:23:41.119 --> 0:23:44.720 don't do that in our society. Men in a woman's 0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:50.359 prison is transgender rights. No, it's not. Or forcing people, 0:23:50.359 --> 0:23:54.880