1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 1: Your mindsillion pieces, Bana bana. 2 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 2: Bana, guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to a bona soda, bananas. 3 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,919 Speaker 3: What else you need to know? That's all you gotta know. 4 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,240 Speaker 3: We're here. This is extra content to help you get 5 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 3: through each and every month. There's twelve months in most years, 6 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,560 Speaker 3: and this year is just the same. And we're here 7 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 3: to cheer you up on a Thursday or whenever you 8 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 3: listen to bananas. 9 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 2: Hi, Scottie, you just got back from a big trip. 10 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 2: I'm on a trip. We're just full of trips. Guys. 11 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, we we have the extra. Well, you're you're on 12 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 3: a working vacation. Mine was a semi vacation. I wasn't 13 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 3: supposed to be, but it did work every single night. Actually, 14 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 3: I zoomed and pitched movies and TV shows every night, 15 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 3: which is romantic in its own way. I can't complain 16 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:17,479 Speaker 3: about it. Would I rather be at the pool bar? Yes, 17 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,039 Speaker 3: But sometimes you just got to pitch a rom com. 18 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 2: Sometimes you got to I'm in I'm in Burlington, Vermont 19 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 2: right now, Great state, Great state. I just had a massage. 20 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:38,119 Speaker 2: It's got it had a massage. I am I'm really 21 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 2: I'm treating myself, how was it? It was amazing and 22 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 2: I am even it was so good. And also I 23 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,559 Speaker 2: booked it like an hour and a half before. I 24 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 2: I like, you know, an hour and a half early. 25 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 2: I just was like, I want to do this, and 26 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 2: then found one person who was available, and I want 27 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 2: to shout her out. She's amazing kick at brilliant massage 28 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 2: and skin and when an older, older Asian woman and 29 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 2: it was one of the best massages I've ever had 30 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 2: in my entire life. Fantastic, And Kiki was very much 31 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 2: like giving me your card, like if you know anyone please, 32 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 2: and I was like, you know what, Kiki, I will 33 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,840 Speaker 2: talk about this on my podcast because I thought that 34 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,640 Speaker 2: was so so excellent. 35 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 4: So go go to Kiki. She's the best. 36 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 3: If you're splitting wood, getting ready for the long Vermont winter, 37 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 3: if you're tapping trees, trying to get sap out to 38 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 3: make world famous maple syrup. When you're done at the 39 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 3: end of the day, go see Kiki and get a 40 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 3: massage at Brilliant Something Massages in Burlington, Vermont. 41 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 2: Brilliant massage and the skin, that's what it is in 42 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 2: South Burlington. It was really delightful. 43 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 3: That is delightful. I years ago, let's say nine or 44 00:02:56,120 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 3: ten years ago, there's a massage place in China Town 45 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 3: in La called Spabulist, like five A's in the middle 46 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:08,639 Speaker 3: of it, and it's twenty five dollars or it was 47 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 3: at the time, or thirty dollars. So when I would 48 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 3: get done writer's rooms, like working with colleagues or Christmas 49 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 3: stuff or holiday stuff or whatever, I would just give 50 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:20,919 Speaker 3: all the other writers massages to Spobulous. And they thought 51 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,800 Speaker 3: they didn't understand it. And it was a really interesting place. 52 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,800 Speaker 3: You go in it's sort of a communal room, and 53 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 3: you have your massuse and then you sit with your 54 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,240 Speaker 3: you roll up your pants or whatever, and you sit 55 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 3: with your feet in like a foot bath, and then 56 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 3: they give you a large pillow and you put the 57 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 3: pillow on your lap and then you lean forward so 58 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 3: that your body's kind of curved over the pillow, and 59 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 3: then they stand behind you and give you massage. Wow 60 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:47,119 Speaker 3: for an hour. 61 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 4: That's crazy. 62 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 3: It was a really cool fun and like everybody appreciated. 63 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 3: I think a lot of people first thought I was 64 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 3: sending them to a place that like was just like 65 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 3: a hand job joint. But I wouldn't. I would not 66 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 3: say and writers to that sort of thing. 67 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 2: Not I honestly just didn't know if that was like 68 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 2: a real thing. And then I called. I called every 69 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 2: single massage place in Burlington today to try and find someone, 70 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 2: and then one was just like yea, yeah, yeah yeah. 71 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, do you have somewhere or 72 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 2: twelve thirty or one. They're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 73 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 2: just come. And then I was like, oh uh, this 74 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 2: is not the way. Oh it's pace this work and there. 75 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 2: And then I like looked them up online and I 76 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 2: was like, oh, that's what that place is. Oh wow, 77 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 2: look at that, and I just go there. 78 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,719 Speaker 3: But so I go there with somebody that I was 79 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaker 3: like kind of interested in, and we were just like 80 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,799 Speaker 3: having a Chinatown day. And then, for like thirty dollars 81 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 3: a person or twenty five dollars, I was like, do 82 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 3: you want to go grab a massage? Yes, let's get 83 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 3: out of the heat. And so this woman and I 84 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 3: go in and she's like this is so cool. I'm like, 85 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 3: I know, this is really fun. She's like, are we 86 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 3: going to be in the same room. I'm like, yeah, 87 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 3: you stay fully clothed. You literally lean over a pillow 88 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 3: with your footpath, and so we go in and we 89 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 3: have these I have a woman and giving me one, 90 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,719 Speaker 3: and then she has this man giving her one, and 91 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,480 Speaker 3: we're next to each other. We're as close as two 92 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:08,600 Speaker 3: people sitting on a bus together. And it's great. I'm 93 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 3: getting a massage. It's elbows and my back muscles, and 94 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 3: I hear and the man next to her or the 95 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 3: messeuse next to me, he goes, is that is that pressure? Okay? 96 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 3: And she's like, can you go just a little harder? 97 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 3: And he's like yes, And then I don't know, five minutes, 98 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 3: maybe not maybe two minutes goes by, and she's like, 99 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 3: can you just like maybe even harder? And he's like 100 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:31,159 Speaker 3: harder and she's like yes please. And so I'm sitting 101 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:36,240 Speaker 3: there getting tortured, feeling good, but I'm eavesdropping and she 102 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 3: and then like they keep going, and then they're like, 103 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,159 Speaker 3: can you go, like just a little harder? And he's 104 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:45,559 Speaker 3: like you want me to go harder? And she's like, yeah, 105 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 3: just as hard as you possibly can. And then he's 106 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 3: going and then he's. 107 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 5: Like I can't do any harder than this, Like it 108 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 5: was exhausting him. He was wearing himself, and I honestly 109 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,719 Speaker 5: was like, this is just going to be a friend. 110 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 5: If this is the normal level of massage this person 111 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 5: can take, there are things she's working out that I 112 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:13,479 Speaker 5: won't be able to attend to. And sometimes it's good 113 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,120 Speaker 5: to know that sometimes maybe we should all go get 114 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 5: a couple's massage even before we're. 115 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 3: In relationship with somebody. Really let you know who the 116 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,720 Speaker 3: person you're dealing with is. 117 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:28,279 Speaker 2: I can't. I mean, like I do not. I've gotten 118 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:31,480 Speaker 2: one hard massage once because it was like I had 119 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 2: like just I work from working out. I was like, no, 120 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go and I'm going to like get 121 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 2: a you know, a time massage and I'm going to say, 122 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 2: do it hard. And I was in pain. Yeah, I 123 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:46,520 Speaker 2: was in pain the whole time. And then afterwards I 124 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 2: didn't feel any better. 125 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 4: I did not feel sore better. 126 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just felt sore. I was like I was 127 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 2: sore when I walked in there. I don't need to 128 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 2: be additionally sore. 129 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 3: I know. And the opposite I've had, really I've had 130 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 3: massages that were really really weak, like just that also sucks. 131 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 3: Yeah it does, but at least it's kind of like 132 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,799 Speaker 3: I'll just take a face down nap. I'm just getting 133 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,599 Speaker 3: my back rubbed, and I'm taking a nap like a 134 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 3: three year old. And that's more pleasant than wincing and 135 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 3: being in pain and pretending that you're not, because when 136 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 3: you're a guy, you just have to endure pain, and 137 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 3: so you just go. 138 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 2: That was what was good about this massage again be 139 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 2: a brilliant massage, was that it was because it was like, 140 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 2: my legs were really sore, and it was hard enough. 141 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 2: It was hard enough. There were certain moments where I 142 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,200 Speaker 2: was like, damn much, but then most of it was good. 143 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 2: And then there was a lot of stretching as well, 144 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:46,680 Speaker 2: and I was like, I need that stretching. 145 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,040 Speaker 3: Okay. So when I was flying back from this vacation, 146 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 3: I don't know I sent you. You know, cell phones 147 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 3: work a little different over there. I sent it to you, 148 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,720 Speaker 3: but I don't think it came through. So in the airport, 149 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:02,880 Speaker 3: I was in Verona airport, very small, very great. Also, 150 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 3: Verona way underrated. People always go to Rome and Florence 151 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 3: and milan'sa yea Capri and all those. Verona very charming, 152 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 3: old school, cool city. And I'm sitting there and I 153 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 3: see a gentleman in a suit jacket tucked in orange shirt. 154 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 3: He's got a sort of a scarf neckerchief thing on, 155 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 3: and he's pacing with a laptop on his shoulder, and 156 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:36,960 Speaker 3: I realized he is talking. He's talking into his laptop 157 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 3: like a phone and pacing through the entire terminal, and 158 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,960 Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, here we go. And so I'm watching 159 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,080 Speaker 3: this man and then I sneak out my phone and 160 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 3: I turn to record him because he's talking. It was 161 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,560 Speaker 3: like that show trigger Happy TV or whatever, where it 162 00:08:55,679 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 3: was like it felt like a prank, speaking loud Italian 163 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,200 Speaker 3: into a laptop on his shoulder, like a cell phone 164 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:08,240 Speaker 3: that is just way too big. So then I look 165 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,640 Speaker 3: around and I realized that everybody my age and younger, 166 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 3: all the millennials and the Gen z ers, are filming 167 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:15,800 Speaker 3: this man. Secretly, I'm filming, and I could see other 168 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 3: people's cell phones in my video because there everybody's like 169 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,679 Speaker 3: and Kurt, he did it for one hour, for an 170 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,719 Speaker 3: hour he paced around. I have video. I will put 171 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:31,240 Speaker 3: it in the stories. I've never seen somebody just so 172 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,960 Speaker 3: boldly do something so silly, and by the end I 173 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,320 Speaker 3: just ignored him because I'm like, this is this guy's thing. 174 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:41,840 Speaker 3: He hates phones. He loves talking into laptops, something I 175 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,520 Speaker 3: wasn't really aware that you could do, but that you 176 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,640 Speaker 3: could do, I guess if you have a wireless signal. 177 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,319 Speaker 2: Was he holding the screen to his ear and the 178 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,079 Speaker 2: keyboard to his mouth like it was was folded. 179 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:04,720 Speaker 3: I'll show you a ohto now so you could see 180 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:08,280 Speaker 3: the screen is on. Yeah, it's folding like a laptop, 181 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:12,680 Speaker 3: as if it was on a desk. And he it 182 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 3: was the pacing that really did it. It was the 183 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,400 Speaker 3: pacing around loudly talking. 184 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,559 Speaker 2: He's he's, he's okay. So it's on his shoulder, the 185 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 2: flat parts there. He's holding it like a tray, like 186 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,880 Speaker 2: a waiter carrying a bunch of drinks on their shoulder 187 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,840 Speaker 2: with their hand and. 188 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 4: And he's gotta. Does he have a scarf? 189 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:38,040 Speaker 3: Yes? He has Italian he's an Italian man. 190 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,800 Speaker 2: Does he also have a Does he also have a 191 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,280 Speaker 2: little man purse? Yes, he also has a little man purse. 192 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:50,079 Speaker 2: He is very Italian. He is just walking, just walking 193 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,840 Speaker 2: and talking because it's the. 194 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:55,080 Speaker 3: Most normal thing in the world. And you know what, 195 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 3: maybe it is? 196 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, I uh. 197 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:01,640 Speaker 2: Around the corner from where I am, there's a place 198 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:06,319 Speaker 2: called American Flatbread in Burlington, Vermont, and I walked by 199 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:06,719 Speaker 2: it and I. 200 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:07,040 Speaker 4: Looked at it. 201 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,600 Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, it's just pizza. It's straight up 202 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,360 Speaker 2: and it's not even square. It's not there's nothing about 203 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:17,680 Speaker 2: it that's bread. It's it's round, and it has cheese 204 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,800 Speaker 2: and it has sauce and it's just pizza. And I 205 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,880 Speaker 2: was like, what's up with American flatbread? That they were 206 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 2: was is pizza too ethnic for them? That they would 207 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,160 Speaker 2: to swap out a two syllable word for a six 208 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,199 Speaker 2: syllable word. And I just I just want to name. 209 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,520 Speaker 2: I want to open a store next door called American 210 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:40,640 Speaker 2: Circle Cake, a donut store. I want to have a 211 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:43,960 Speaker 2: store across this. I want to have a Hamburger shop 212 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,559 Speaker 2: across the street. It called American Beef Sandwich. 213 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:48,920 Speaker 3: I like that too. 214 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:54,800 Speaker 2: That's not a pigeon, that's a that's an American eagle. No, 215 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,199 Speaker 2: that's a city eagle. 216 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:00,840 Speaker 3: Dude. I love that. Do you remember when I right 217 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 3: when I first started working in TV and we were 218 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:06,360 Speaker 3: in New York, I was suddenly got very entrepreneurial where 219 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,720 Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, if this really works out, if 220 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,480 Speaker 3: I keep working TV, maybe I can open some businesses, 221 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,319 Speaker 3: maybe I can make things happen. And then you understand 222 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,400 Speaker 3: that rents nineteen thousand dollars a month and you're like, oh, yeah, 223 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 3: this is never going to happen. 224 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:20,000 Speaker 2: Yeah. 225 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,400 Speaker 3: But my big thing was in the village in New York. 226 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,640 Speaker 3: I wanted to open a place called diarya burrito, and 227 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:32,440 Speaker 3: that it was a window a window service with three things. 228 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,719 Speaker 3: It had the best vegan burrito. I was going to 229 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,880 Speaker 3: get a chef to make the best vegan burrito possible. 230 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:41,319 Speaker 3: Then like a Korean burrito because those were all the 231 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:45,320 Speaker 3: rage and delicious, and then one really great classic burrito. 232 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:49,480 Speaker 3: And then a patron frozen margarita machine that was served 233 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:53,560 Speaker 3: in plastic goblets that are like to go goblets. And 234 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:59,400 Speaker 3: then besides the window, there was the cleanest toilet in Manhattan, 235 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:02,400 Speaker 3: was the idea, and it was gonna be a gold 236 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,200 Speaker 3: painted toilet, and when you went in there was a 237 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,120 Speaker 3: mirror on the back that had a crown painted onto 238 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,760 Speaker 3: the mirror, so when you sat down it looked like 239 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,440 Speaker 3: you had a little crown on your head. And I 240 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 3: wanted to say, shit like a king today. And I 241 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:18,440 Speaker 3: was like, this will make so much money just in 242 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:23,600 Speaker 3: people buying patron frozen margaritas to use the Golden Throne toilet. Yeah, 243 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,600 Speaker 3: couldn't get it together. Just never made enough money to 244 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,840 Speaker 3: make that dream of reality. But I still think about it, 245 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,560 Speaker 3: you know, on cold winter nights when I'm alone, I 246 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:35,600 Speaker 3: still think about what diarrhea brito could have been. I 247 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,720 Speaker 3: the merch alone, the merch alone. 248 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,559 Speaker 4: I guess there is a possibility. 249 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:47,560 Speaker 2: It's just the people hearing the word diarrhea next to 250 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,680 Speaker 2: a food item. 251 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:49,400 Speaker 3: Correct. 252 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,320 Speaker 2: I think it's a fifty to fifty whether or not 253 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,480 Speaker 2: it would be successful. I do think that there is 254 00:13:55,679 --> 00:14:00,560 Speaker 2: such a visceral aversion. It's like calling something. It's like 255 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,920 Speaker 2: calling something like the the bed bug hotel. 256 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,480 Speaker 3: You know, Yes, you're right, that's such a good That's 257 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,520 Speaker 3: the perfect example too, because. 258 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 2: It's just a word that makes people like also speaking of. 259 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:18,400 Speaker 3: Hotel. 260 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:23,440 Speaker 2: Currently woke up this morning, Oh boy, and I woke 261 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,840 Speaker 2: up early because I wanted to. Uh, I have to 262 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,240 Speaker 2: wake I have like a six fifteen am flight tomorrow, 263 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,600 Speaker 2: and I have two boys, so I have to like 264 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 2: finish my last show, come home, go right to bread, 265 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:37,080 Speaker 2: get four hours of sleep, get on a plane, and 266 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,320 Speaker 2: uh so I woke up early and went over to 267 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:44,400 Speaker 2: this place Onyx Tonics, Oh the best coffee in Burlington. 268 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:51,160 Speaker 2: Really got a four shot cappuccinot normal, drank it. And 269 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:55,200 Speaker 2: then I had heard that there was a a Brooklyn 270 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,920 Speaker 2: of Burlington. 271 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:03,000 Speaker 6: Yeah, Winooski for when people are done with the hustle 272 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 6: and bustle of the four block by four block. 273 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:13,920 Speaker 2: Ber LinkedIn Version corporate, they corporate, they can go to Windowski. 274 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,320 Speaker 2: And so I was like, I'm gonna go to Windy 275 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,680 Speaker 2: Breakfast over there. I'm gonna start walking and I go 276 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:25,360 Speaker 2: to call an Uber and uh, twenty it's fifteen minutes away, 277 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,360 Speaker 2: ten minutes away, twenty minutes for Uber to come get me. 278 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,720 Speaker 2: And I was like, that's gonna take thirty minutes. I'm 279 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,960 Speaker 2: gonna walk. There was a forty seven minute walk and 280 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:39,160 Speaker 2: uh and I start walking and just as I get 281 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,400 Speaker 2: out of like the main area of Brillington where there 282 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,520 Speaker 2: is no longer any stores or shops or anything. 283 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,720 Speaker 4: Uh, that is when the quad cap. 284 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:53,560 Speaker 2: I had not anticipated I needed to use the lab 285 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,160 Speaker 2: laverage very bad. 286 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,600 Speaker 3: Absolutely that makes sense. 287 00:15:56,680 --> 00:16:00,800 Speaker 2: And I'm just in a neighborhood. I'm just in a neighborhood. Yeah, 288 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,720 Speaker 2: and I don't know what to do, Like I was honestly, 289 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,680 Speaker 2: if I had seen someone, I would have if I 290 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,320 Speaker 2: had seen any human being, I would have offered them 291 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,280 Speaker 2: twenty dollars to come use their bathroom. 292 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,480 Speaker 3: Of course at their house. 293 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,280 Speaker 2: It was pure. And this is when you texted me. 294 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 2: This is when you texted me. Then it was like, oh, 295 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,320 Speaker 2: we also have a bonus. 296 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah you were. I was like, how are the shows? 297 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,200 Speaker 3: And Kurt's like, oh, we have to do a bonus. 298 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,800 Speaker 3: So I was like, oh man, and then he's like 299 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,680 Speaker 3: I'm in a hurry or whatever, and I'm like, oh, okay, 300 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,280 Speaker 3: I got it. Now, I understand the context. 301 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:36,000 Speaker 4: I'm on a log walk and things are going poorly. Yeah, 302 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:40,160 Speaker 4: finally found a place, a delightful place. They were very nice. 303 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,840 Speaker 2: But I also went into three separate businesses and they 304 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,960 Speaker 2: all told me they don't have public bathrooms. And I 305 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,920 Speaker 2: want to tell you, if you live in Vermont and 306 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,160 Speaker 2: you don't have a public bathroom, that is shit. Only 307 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,120 Speaker 2: New York City polls, only New York City polls. We 308 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,440 Speaker 2: don't have a public bathroom. 309 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,000 Speaker 3: Fuck you. 310 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,080 Speaker 2: I'm so mad about that. I hate you don't have 311 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,200 Speaker 2: a public bathroom. 312 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:00,640 Speaker 6: Oh. 313 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,960 Speaker 2: I looked at him and I was just like please, sir, please, 314 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,959 Speaker 2: And he said, no public bathroom. And I was like, 315 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,560 Speaker 2: I'm going to light this place on fire. That place 316 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,840 Speaker 2: was Momos. I'm gonna light Momos on fire. 317 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,520 Speaker 3: It was me, okay, good to you heard it here first. 318 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:21,280 Speaker 3: You heard it here first. That's not right. Help a 319 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:28,080 Speaker 3: help a grown man out. 320 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:26,480 Speaker 2: All right? 321 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,520 Speaker 4: Do you have a a would rather? 322 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,760 Speaker 3: And I have an advice? I have an advice that's 323 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,399 Speaker 3: just a written one, not a voicemail one. Let's do it? 324 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,800 Speaker 2: Would you rather? And then I got an advice here for. 325 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,360 Speaker 3: Here's a travel one. This might be the most I've 326 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:45,200 Speaker 3: been thinking about this all morning. Might be the hardest 327 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:49,840 Speaker 3: one for me to answer that we've ever been proposed. Wow, 328 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:55,119 Speaker 3: this was from Mary Kaufman. Thank you Mariy so much. Guys, 329 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:56,920 Speaker 3: you can send us would you rather? Anytime you want? 330 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,880 Speaker 3: We do bonuses once a month. We'll get to it. 331 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,159 Speaker 3: Would you rather find a live mouse in your airplane 332 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,600 Speaker 3: meal and the plane has to turn back around to 333 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:10,160 Speaker 3: the airport, or find a live mouse in your airplane 334 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,639 Speaker 3: meal and eat it so everyone can continue to the destination. 335 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,520 Speaker 3: This is so hard for me. 336 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,680 Speaker 2: That's crazy that we have to eat it. That's hard. 337 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,320 Speaker 4: It's hard. 338 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 3: Everything else is pretty easy. This is tough because this 339 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,600 Speaker 3: is very hard. I am an aisle guy on a plane. 340 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:36,560 Speaker 3: I see I do. I do not like to inconvenience people. 341 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,639 Speaker 3: If I have to get up and pee twice, I 342 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:42,280 Speaker 3: would asking two people to get up. Would I just 343 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,880 Speaker 3: couldn't face the world. And yet if you were next 344 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,080 Speaker 3: to me and you had to go thirty times, it 345 00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:51,880 Speaker 3: doesn't bother me at all. No, I'm gonna go get it. 346 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:56,280 Speaker 3: And I'm probably too I'm probably too big of a cheerleader. 347 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,720 Speaker 3: Can I go again? Absolutely, get in there, get in there, 348 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 3: let it, let it all. 349 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,520 Speaker 4: You're weird about it, you're too aggressive about it. 350 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, I'm good for two, three more of these things. 351 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,120 Speaker 3: We've got another hour on this flight. Get up there, 352 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,480 Speaker 3: say hydrated. You can cramp up up here. So this 353 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:18,080 Speaker 3: is tough because obviously I don't want to ever eat 354 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:22,720 Speaker 3: a live mouse. No, under any circumstances, I would quit 355 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,280 Speaker 3: the show fear factor immediately. If they're like, eat a 356 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,280 Speaker 3: eat a live mouse, I'd be like, yep, this is stupid. 357 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,439 Speaker 3: But if we were like over the Atlantic or the 358 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,920 Speaker 3: Pacific Ocean doing a jumbo jet and we were halfway 359 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:40,000 Speaker 3: to Hawaii, and and because of my well, also, I 360 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,159 Speaker 3: guess this hypothetical as you can't hide the fact that 361 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 3: there is a mouse, because right exactly, I would just 362 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:46,360 Speaker 3: toss over my shoulder and pretend I was asleep, and 363 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,360 Speaker 3: a perfect. 364 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,159 Speaker 2: I would I would cover it back up and just 365 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,440 Speaker 2: be like, Wow, we're just gonna keep this in here 366 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,159 Speaker 2: where no one's ever going to see this. 367 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,000 Speaker 3: I want to when you land, when you land, let 368 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,879 Speaker 3: them go. What a great story he's got, probably salid In. 369 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:04,520 Speaker 3: All right, So would you rather find a live mouse? 370 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,760 Speaker 3: I guess have to report it and turn the whole 371 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,040 Speaker 3: plane around, or eat a live mouse so that everybody 372 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,119 Speaker 3: can get to the destination. 373 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 2: Here's the thing, oh boy, is I don't know on 374 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:21,240 Speaker 2: an airplane without tools, specifically without a knife, if I 375 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:26,359 Speaker 2: could eat a mouse, I don't know if I you 376 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:26,960 Speaker 2: know it? 377 00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,440 Speaker 4: Also, does it have to be alive when you eat it? 378 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:33,360 Speaker 2: That's another question in the hypothetical it does, so, oh 379 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,440 Speaker 2: it does have to be alive. 380 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, in this it's live mouse, live mouse, and both examples. 381 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,880 Speaker 3: So I guess, I guess we'll take the wimpy way out, 382 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,119 Speaker 3: the non murderous way out, and say, I guess I 383 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,720 Speaker 3: would return the flight because. 384 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:52,600 Speaker 2: This can't I can't imagine how I would get it 385 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,600 Speaker 2: small enough to swallow it. 386 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:56,240 Speaker 7: You know. 387 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,160 Speaker 2: That's the that's my main I don't want to turn 388 00:20:59,160 --> 00:20:59,879 Speaker 2: the flight around. 389 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,399 Speaker 3: No, I'd rather crash the plane. To be honest with you, 390 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:07,240 Speaker 3: these between these two options, I'd rather just say Nope, 391 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:13,360 Speaker 3: I'm stuck. It's been real. Yeah. I mean, I guess 392 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,960 Speaker 3: you could put it in like a whiskey. I guess 393 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,600 Speaker 3: you could ask your flight attendant for a double whiskey 394 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,680 Speaker 3: and just put it in there like the pickle toe drink, 395 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 3: and just slug it down like an oyster shooter. 396 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:29,679 Speaker 2: I don't think you're fully conceiving of how big a 397 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:35,040 Speaker 2: mouse is. Like, even if it's a tiny mouse, you're 398 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:40,200 Speaker 2: still talking three inches right, more than that, and that's 399 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,479 Speaker 2: and that's not including the tail. That's just three inches 400 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 2: of a body, two to three inches of a body, 401 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,520 Speaker 2: and that's probably an inch and a half wide. 402 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,480 Speaker 4: I just don't think I can slide that down my throat. 403 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,880 Speaker 3: Would you stand in the middle aisle and say, ladies 404 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:58,600 Speaker 3: and gentlemen, non binary friends, I'm going to eat this 405 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,280 Speaker 3: mouse so that we could Could you on to New Zealand. 406 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,680 Speaker 3: I would like a round of applause. Three. Let's count 407 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:11,879 Speaker 3: me down. The hero has arrived. No, I think ultimately 408 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,040 Speaker 3: for me, it's why kill a mouse? Why kill a 409 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,080 Speaker 3: mouse just to go to Delaware? You know? 410 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,359 Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean I feel like the mouse is gonna 411 00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:23,119 Speaker 2: get killed when you when you land. Whoever's going to 412 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,800 Speaker 2: take that mouse is gonna immediately kill it and be like, 413 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,960 Speaker 2: how's the mouse on the plane, how's the mouse in 414 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,080 Speaker 2: the food? I'm not going to release it inside the airport. 415 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,240 Speaker 2: M all right, let's do some. 416 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,040 Speaker 3: Thank you for sending that one in. It was a 417 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,600 Speaker 3: tough one, it was. 418 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,760 Speaker 2: A good one. Here it is hopefully you can hear 419 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:41,280 Speaker 2: this guy. 420 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:41,840 Speaker 3: Mm hmm. 421 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,520 Speaker 8: I at ban boys, I am I'm Alicia, and I 422 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:54,600 Speaker 8: am sure seeking advice is kind of timely. October nineteenth. 423 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,240 Speaker 8: I don't know if you're still doing this because I'm 424 00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:59,400 Speaker 8: to be used in the January of twenty twenty four episodes. 425 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:10,000 Speaker 8: But we are throwing a backyard ball on October nineteenth. 426 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,760 Speaker 8: My husband and I and I just so we have 427 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:17,479 Speaker 8: plans for like a games tournament on fire dinner and 428 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 8: having it kind of like celebrate the end of August. Yes, 429 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,879 Speaker 8: not the fall, and I just wanted any tips or 430 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,760 Speaker 8: tricks to make it a little warm bananas. So we're 431 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:35,320 Speaker 8: doing like backyard games. I look at the time. Backyard games, 432 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,840 Speaker 8: we're doing like things like ladder ball and at throwing 433 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,680 Speaker 8: and what. 434 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:46,440 Speaker 4: Else we're doing cub whatever cub is, and that's where 435 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:46,879 Speaker 4: it ends. 436 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,359 Speaker 3: Some cub. 437 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,200 Speaker 4: So I cross realized. 438 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,439 Speaker 2: Thirteen fourteen fifteen, say. 439 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 4: Okay, this will come out like with two days left. 440 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:56,600 Speaker 3: That's plenty of t A. 441 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:01,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's plenty of time. So these need these 442 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:02,199 Speaker 4: needs to be. 443 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,960 Speaker 2: These need to be ideas that can be quickly and 444 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,280 Speaker 2: easily pulled off, not something you don't have to order 445 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:08,760 Speaker 2: anything on. 446 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,800 Speaker 3: That household supplies. Well. First of all, great idea. You 447 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:16,280 Speaker 3: and your partners seem very fun. And these days celebrate everything. 448 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,240 Speaker 3: You could celebrate whenever you can with the people you like. 449 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:22,760 Speaker 3: We could play some cork and ladele. 450 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,520 Speaker 2: What's cork and ladele? 451 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,959 Speaker 3: Well we made it up once. Cork and ladle is. 452 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:33,920 Speaker 3: You should have everybody bring some sort of ideally a 453 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,720 Speaker 3: cooking ladle. You know that's a lot of people might 454 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,920 Speaker 3: have if you don't, maybe a big spoon that's good 455 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,600 Speaker 3: for a punch bowl and you hang it off the 456 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,840 Speaker 3: back of your pants like your belt. And then everybody, 457 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,800 Speaker 3: when you finish wine, somebody gets the cork. And if 458 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,960 Speaker 3: at some point in the night they can put the 459 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,639 Speaker 3: cork in the ladle without you noticing and say cork 460 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:59,119 Speaker 3: and ladele, then you have to drink whatever the party 461 00:24:59,200 --> 00:24:59,679 Speaker 3: drink is. 462 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:05,520 Speaker 2: Okay, let me see if I understand everyone has a ladle. 463 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 3: Hanging from their backside. 464 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,359 Speaker 2: I mean, that seems like it falls off pretty fast. 465 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,080 Speaker 2: Is that not the case, Scottie. 466 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,600 Speaker 3: I've never seen one fall off in my entire life. 467 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,320 Speaker 3: Of course, we only played this. We only played this 468 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:24,080 Speaker 3: one night, and it was in probably two thousand and six. 469 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,040 Speaker 3: But when you said it's got to be household supplies, 470 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,600 Speaker 3: my head went cork and ladel and I think we 471 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:35,240 Speaker 3: were just slamming aftershock. I think it was just like 472 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:40,000 Speaker 3: if somebody got a cork in your ladle. Man. We 473 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,480 Speaker 3: had a rough night, but it's fun cork and ladele. 474 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,000 Speaker 3: And then we ended up putting the ladle on the 475 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 3: ground because we only had a couple of ladles, and 476 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,639 Speaker 3: then we just did think we had to toss the 477 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,239 Speaker 3: cork across the room like quarters. And whoever landed it 478 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,360 Speaker 3: in the ladle one also very fun and exciting. 479 00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:59,480 Speaker 2: A delight that sounds delightful. Also for more information, she 480 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,520 Speaker 2: said that, uh, it's a cool climate where she lives, 481 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:06,720 Speaker 2: probably in the sixties. Uh, everyone's wearing full formal wear 482 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,560 Speaker 2: and boots because it's gonna be muddy. So so people 483 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:15,960 Speaker 2: are dressed up and it's muddy and it's outside and cold. 484 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:24,760 Speaker 3: Sounds sounds very potentially sad. So we gotta we gotta 485 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,480 Speaker 3: perk this up. 486 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,479 Speaker 4: Potentially sad. 487 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,399 Speaker 3: It's just cold and muddy and sixty. 488 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:38,320 Speaker 2: Sixties sixty is pleasant, sixties easy, sixties easy. I can't like, 489 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:49,959 Speaker 2: uh my feeling off the bat o is there is 490 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:56,360 Speaker 2: something about dumb college games that are genuinely enjoyable. 491 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,200 Speaker 3: Some are amazing. 492 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,760 Speaker 2: If you had some thing like a dumb college game, 493 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:06,240 Speaker 2: but the fancy version of it, like if you had 494 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:13,480 Speaker 2: flip cup with plastic plastic champagne flutes. 495 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:17,679 Speaker 3: Absolutely it's so hard to do, so hard. No, you 496 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,119 Speaker 3: could do it. Somebody could do it. 497 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,919 Speaker 2: Or you had or the half full half full water 498 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,320 Speaker 2: bottle flip and toss and try and land it upright. 499 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,520 Speaker 2: M I like that game as well. 500 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:37,400 Speaker 3: I can't Okay, how about how about you go out 501 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,480 Speaker 3: and you buy one baby sized pumpkin for each person there, 502 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,560 Speaker 3: and everyone has to write the name. You have to 503 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,520 Speaker 3: give it a name and draw it a face, and 504 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,680 Speaker 3: then everybody exchanges it. And then the rule is within 505 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,159 Speaker 3: forty eight hours, everybody has to put that in a 506 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,280 Speaker 3: stranger's mailbox. And that's it. 507 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,480 Speaker 4: Yep, yeah, yeah, one hundred percent. That's one percent. 508 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,520 Speaker 3: Well, we got to think of a name for that. 509 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,680 Speaker 3: We'll call it but something baby pumpkin, Baby Pumpkin. 510 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,199 Speaker 4: Baby Punkin hide and Seek. 511 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,720 Speaker 3: Okay, there we go, Baby Pumpkin hide and Seek. 512 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,320 Speaker 4: Oh, everybody, baby's Punkin Pikaboo, Baby Punkin pe. 513 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:16,200 Speaker 3: Okay, we're playing baby Pumpkin Peekaboo. And all you need 514 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:20,800 Speaker 3: to do, I think it was Alicia, is one pumpkin 515 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,720 Speaker 3: per person. Everybody has to draw a little face on 516 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,520 Speaker 3: it and give it a name and signe like Hi, 517 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:28,399 Speaker 3: I'm Kurt, Hi, I'm Scotty whatever, and then everybody exchanges 518 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,480 Speaker 3: and then the rule is you have to put it 519 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,000 Speaker 3: in a stranger's mailbox within the next forty eight hours. 520 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:38,000 Speaker 2: That's it. Super Scotty Scott is a genius. No folks, 521 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,800 Speaker 2: Scott is a genius. 522 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,200 Speaker 3: Well, that just sounds like something I would like to do. 523 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,920 Speaker 2: I would like to do that as well. Also, it's 524 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,480 Speaker 2: nice to give people a art activity in addition to games. 525 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,080 Speaker 3: Right, Oh, that's for sure. And I'm sure this will 526 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,520 Speaker 3: have some sort of fire thing. That's what I went 527 00:28:55,560 --> 00:29:00,600 Speaker 3: there first, like the idea of you're ending season, you're 528 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,240 Speaker 3: starting a new season, so do you is there something 529 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:09,280 Speaker 3: something where you intention? And then we're not an intention, 530 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,520 Speaker 3: we're something that something that you either want to get 531 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,440 Speaker 3: rid of or want in your life. 532 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,320 Speaker 2: And then write it down and everybody throws it in 533 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,120 Speaker 2: the fire right right. 534 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:26,959 Speaker 3: And then and then kurts game my baby bird whiskey 535 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,480 Speaker 3: in the mouth, baby. 536 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,240 Speaker 2: Bird whiskey in the mouth, which we invented at my wedding, uh, 537 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,880 Speaker 2: which is you pour with whiskey in your mouth and 538 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,240 Speaker 2: then you baby birded into someone else's mouth. 539 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:37,920 Speaker 3: Uh. 540 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:42,560 Speaker 2: And it's delightful and it doesn't uh pass on any 541 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:47,440 Speaker 2: diseases or because it's whiskey, guys, it kills everything. Here's 542 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:51,240 Speaker 2: and here's what I actually want at my next dinner party. 543 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,480 Speaker 2: Here is what I want, because when you have a 544 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,280 Speaker 2: group of people that is larger than six people. Okay, 545 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:02,320 Speaker 2: you get stuck across and next to because you're always 546 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,800 Speaker 2: at one of those tables where it's like everybody's just 547 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,160 Speaker 2: across from someone and next to someone a long table, 548 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,880 Speaker 2: and I hate that. 549 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,080 Speaker 4: Even if I'm with the most entertaining people in the world. 550 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:14,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it. 551 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,920 Speaker 2: So here's how it works. Every five minutes, you have 552 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:23,480 Speaker 2: to move. Every five minutes, everybody moves places. 553 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,640 Speaker 4: And we have to just figure out how. 554 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,080 Speaker 2: So if it's if it's if it's a long table, 555 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,520 Speaker 2: and it goes so the people on the far side 556 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:35,240 Speaker 2: move to their right and the people on the closer 557 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:41,959 Speaker 2: side move No, no, everybody moves to their right, so 558 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,240 Speaker 2: that it then shifts and you go around the corner 559 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,440 Speaker 2: like a conveyor belt. So then you're always talking to 560 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,280 Speaker 2: new people every five minutes and you meet everybody at 561 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,560 Speaker 2: the party in one meal. 562 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,560 Speaker 3: All right, let's add a song to this, just one 563 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:59,000 Speaker 3: song that's about the right length, because I think this 564 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,080 Speaker 3: is a great idea that every every time that song ends, 565 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,920 Speaker 3: you switch places. It's basically like social musical chairs. But 566 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 3: then the song can be what's a good five minute song? 567 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,480 Speaker 2: Yeah? Or do you do five minutes? It really just 568 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,560 Speaker 2: depends on how many people are there, because if you're 569 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,640 Speaker 2: all sitting down for dinner and it will only take 570 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:20,200 Speaker 2: like six rotations for everybody to meet each other, then 571 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,200 Speaker 2: it's you can do it for ten minutes, you know. 572 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,960 Speaker 2: Or but let's look for a song as well. If 573 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,440 Speaker 2: it's like a lot of people. 574 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,720 Speaker 3: Sure, that's fun. I mean, I I mean, now I'm 575 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,520 Speaker 3: thinking one. I like this idea so much. Now I'm thinking, 576 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:41,320 Speaker 3: does our host couple make a little fall party end 577 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:46,160 Speaker 3: of season passport? Just meaning a little cool piece of 578 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:51,600 Speaker 3: paper that says, you know, Alicia and Steve's Winter Bonanza. Yeah, 579 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:56,160 Speaker 3: And everybody that's coming is told to bring a sticker 580 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,480 Speaker 3: and then you have to interact with every single person 581 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,160 Speaker 3: you get stamp or sticker in your passport to leave 582 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,960 Speaker 3: the party. I love that. 583 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:09,440 Speaker 2: That's great, that exist, that a one hundred percent should exist. 584 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,800 Speaker 3: Maybe I'll do that for my next party. I don't 585 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,520 Speaker 3: know if I'm gonna throw a New Your's Eve party 586 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,720 Speaker 3: this year. I may. I might do a pants cutting party. 587 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:20,840 Speaker 3: I haven't quite decided yet. But if the next time 588 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:27,240 Speaker 3: I throw a rager, I'm gonna make social passports for everybody, 589 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,680 Speaker 3: and everybody has to bring either a stamp or a sticker, 590 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:35,320 Speaker 3: and then you can't leave until you visited every single island, 591 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,840 Speaker 3: every person. I love it. That would be so fun. 592 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,640 Speaker 2: Oh, it's so fun. And people will forget to bring 593 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,520 Speaker 2: stickers and stamps, so you need to have a bunch 594 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,920 Speaker 2: of backs on the hand. That's right, you have to 595 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,400 Speaker 2: have hand. Yeah, you have to have them in the hand. 596 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,640 Speaker 3: But Scratchitsif stickers are on Amazon Prime and boyd that 597 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,480 Speaker 3: they smell like they did in nineteen eighty three, they 598 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,880 Speaker 3: all they haven't changed the sense at all. 599 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:03,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, good one. 600 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,320 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's do it. Would rather than an advice. 601 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,640 Speaker 3: This is a classic. This is from Aaron Kate. Thank you, 602 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:16,080 Speaker 3: Aaron Kate, thank you, so simple, straightforward. Would you rather 603 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,840 Speaker 3: be reincarnated as a cat or a dog? 604 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:29,520 Speaker 7: Oh hmm, I know I would come back as a 605 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,960 Speaker 7: cat because there's sometimes a lad outside of the house. 606 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:38,400 Speaker 3: I think I'm already a dog. I think I already am. 607 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,840 Speaker 3: I'm like one. I just am already a dog that 608 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,400 Speaker 3: wears human clothes and has a podcast like I, I 609 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,960 Speaker 3: know what cats are up to. I want to know 610 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:55,840 Speaker 3: what they're thinking. M Also, cats live longer. If you're 611 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,360 Speaker 3: going to get a second time around the old wet marble. 612 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,760 Speaker 3: You might as well. Cats lived for a long time. 613 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:04,760 Speaker 3: They really do. 614 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,640 Speaker 4: I was shocked and surprised at how long cats live. 615 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,880 Speaker 3: Okay, let's see oldest cat in history, oldest cat. 616 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,520 Speaker 2: I think it's thirty eight years. 617 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,000 Speaker 3: Oh, I love that. I love that you had thirty 618 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:15,640 Speaker 3: eight years. 619 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just looked it up recently. 620 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,040 Speaker 3: Oh good, and three days. If you remember the name, 621 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,520 Speaker 3: I'm going to send a jersey Mike's to your house 622 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,040 Speaker 3: right now. 623 00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,360 Speaker 2: No, I don't scuber skim. 624 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,799 Speaker 3: Cream Puff, which is a great name. So thirty eight 625 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,480 Speaker 3: days and three years was cream Puff. It was a 626 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,319 Speaker 3: great looking cat. And then oldest dog in history. See 627 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,719 Speaker 3: it's an educational podcast. 628 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,240 Speaker 2: It is an educational podcast. 629 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:48,960 Speaker 3: History known history. We should say was oh yeah, Bobby. 630 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:53,400 Speaker 3: We reported on Bobby. For some reason, I thought somebody thirty. 631 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,440 Speaker 2: Years, thirty years, all right, look at that. Hey, eight years, 632 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,800 Speaker 2: I'm going dog. I'm going dog, you diurney do dog, 633 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:06,440 Speaker 2: because it's not worth the extra eight years. Say that 634 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:13,160 Speaker 2: now that eight years is probably not that pleasant. We're 635 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,719 Speaker 2: assuming every animal is gonna live to the most age. 636 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,000 Speaker 2: And also, I just feel like I don't think I 637 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,720 Speaker 2: can deny my own nature enough to be a cat. 638 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:28,920 Speaker 2: You know, I'm gonna be a dog even if I 639 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:34,040 Speaker 2: was a cat, So why not be a dog? You 640 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,040 Speaker 2: want to have a new experience, I feel like I'm 641 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,319 Speaker 2: incapable of having one. 642 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:43,239 Speaker 3: I don't. I mean maybe it's there. It's funny because 643 00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,960 Speaker 3: I don't currently have a pet cat. You know, Punk 644 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,640 Speaker 3: stayed at the cabin. Punk didn't come with, and when 645 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,239 Speaker 3: I moved here, there was like a cat. One day, 646 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,759 Speaker 3: I'm like, oh sweet, now I have a new cat. 647 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,200 Speaker 3: But then haven't seen it since. But every time I 648 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,480 Speaker 3: see a missing cat poster in LA, I truly have 649 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,839 Speaker 3: the thought, I hope I find it. I'll go keep 650 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:05,080 Speaker 3: this cat. It's like I don't ever want Jill. I'm 651 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,719 Speaker 3: not going to have children. It's not happening. But every 652 00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,759 Speaker 3: once in a while, I'm like, in a horrible situation, 653 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:15,640 Speaker 3: if I had to take certain friends' kids or my nephews, obviously, 654 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,880 Speaker 3: but I would take them in a heartbeat, like and 655 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,920 Speaker 3: I'm like, man, that'd be kind of fun I mean, 656 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,520 Speaker 3: not the bad part, but everything after it's funny. There's 657 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,600 Speaker 3: something about cats. When I see a missing one or whatever, 658 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,160 Speaker 3: I'm like, man, I kind of hope that cat ends 659 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,839 Speaker 3: up just wanting to kick it with me for the 660 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,280 Speaker 3: next thirty eight years. Good old cream puff. 661 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,200 Speaker 2: All right, let's do some advice. 662 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,600 Speaker 3: Yes, this is from Abby CB. Hey, Abby CB. I 663 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,439 Speaker 3: think this is Abby's first DM to us ever too, 664 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,080 Speaker 3: so we gotta love that. 665 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,480 Speaker 2: That's not Oh heck yeah. 666 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:54,480 Speaker 3: Welcome to the DM machine gun firing responses. Hello, can 667 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,960 Speaker 3: I get some advice? I work in climate policy trying 668 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,200 Speaker 3: to stop fossil fuel companies from kill us all, which 669 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,120 Speaker 3: is pretty challenging and stressful. 670 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,560 Speaker 2: I can imagine it. 671 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,680 Speaker 3: Seems like it. I am desperate for a low key, 672 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:12,080 Speaker 3: silly hobby that does involve any critical thinking, so I 673 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:17,080 Speaker 3: can actually unwind and relax when I'm not working. What 674 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:22,200 Speaker 3: you got for me? That'd be great question? Thanks for 675 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:27,000 Speaker 3: fighting fossil fuel companies. I'm go in the market for 676 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:30,279 Speaker 3: a new lease, Kurt, and I'm I'm looking at at 677 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,520 Speaker 3: least hybrid's, if not full EV's, and I gotta say 678 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 3: they're getting pretty good. Oh yeah, get and. 679 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,640 Speaker 2: Get a pretty good if you're gonna have one car, 680 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,360 Speaker 2: I would recommend plug in, plug in hybrid. If you 681 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,680 Speaker 2: get a hybrid instead of an EV, get a plug 682 00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:49,040 Speaker 2: in hybrid because then la, everything's like under twenty five miles, right, 683 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,719 Speaker 2: so you can ride on electric all the time if 684 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,560 Speaker 2: you plug it in every night. Okay, I got that's 685 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,880 Speaker 2: my that's my that's my recommendation. 686 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:04,160 Speaker 3: I'm joining ABBYCB and fight against fossil fuels. That's my pledge. 687 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,600 Speaker 3: Fun low key Bobby, that requires no critical thinking. 688 00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:15,000 Speaker 2: AI video bird feeder there it is, Okay. My kids 689 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,960 Speaker 2: have just forced me to buy one. I have one now, 690 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,640 Speaker 2: and it is what a treat. What a treat. It 691 00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,200 Speaker 2: identifies all the birds that come. It sends you a 692 00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:27,239 Speaker 2: little alert to your phone. Sometimes we have so many 693 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,719 Speaker 2: birds I have to turn my phone off because it's 694 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,719 Speaker 2: just like house finch, house finch, housefinch, squirrel, squirrel, house finch, 695 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,279 Speaker 2: house finch, housefinch. They get a lot of housefinches, right, 696 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:39,719 Speaker 2: and you. 697 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,279 Speaker 4: Get to see. 698 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, and it like tracks everything and tells you like where, 699 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,560 Speaker 2: like who's coming the most, and gives you like graphs 700 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,919 Speaker 2: and everything. So that's kind of it's very low key. 701 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,359 Speaker 2: And then my next thing would be woodworking. I love wordworking. 702 00:38:55,600 --> 00:39:00,200 Speaker 3: I think woodworking is a great recommendation and I I 703 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:04,320 Speaker 3: would like to do that also. I just say sadly. Yes. 704 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:08,799 Speaker 3: My I have several family members that you know, in 705 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,319 Speaker 3: retirement have found different things. I know a couple of 706 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:17,160 Speaker 3: them have started taking watercolors classes. Mm hmm, that seems delightful. 707 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,719 Speaker 3: My aunt Kate does it. My aunt Isabel's a great painter. 708 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,840 Speaker 3: She can already do the whole damn thing. But it 709 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:28,440 Speaker 3: seems like a great, easy, totally peaceful, low stress thing. 710 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:34,000 Speaker 3: But on top of those, I think, okay, if we 711 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,120 Speaker 3: had a friend in la that made a certain type 712 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:41,360 Speaker 3: of food that did drop offs, what food would be 713 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,960 Speaker 3: most exciting when when somebody was like, oh crap, Abby 714 00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,920 Speaker 3: just texted she made blah blah blah of blah blah blahs. 715 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,400 Speaker 3: How many do we want, Lauren? 716 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,320 Speaker 2: Oh wow? 717 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:58,360 Speaker 3: Because I think making a specialized thing that people actually 718 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:02,640 Speaker 3: want is maybe once and once a month, like not 719 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,200 Speaker 3: in everything you're making apple pies, because that takes forever. 720 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:10,359 Speaker 2: But something I don't know why I'm saying this. Oh, 721 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,880 Speaker 2: I'm gonna say spinacopita. 722 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:22,279 Speaker 3: I mean, oh, it's delicious. 723 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,840 Speaker 2: First of all, it's so good, and if it's homemade 724 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,960 Speaker 2: and well done, you're just like, oh yeah. Also, it's 725 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:32,239 Speaker 2: not like god like horrible for you there's spinach in 726 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,640 Speaker 2: there at least, you know what I mean. So then 727 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:39,960 Speaker 2: you're just like, oh, I could definitely get four spentacopas dudeford. 728 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,400 Speaker 3: Okay, Abby, maybe already a cook maybe or not, but 729 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:50,480 Speaker 3: maybe you focus on and you give yourself a year 730 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:56,600 Speaker 3: of practice to really become ungodly good at at at 731 00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,839 Speaker 3: that at I mean, God, that caught me so off. 732 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:06,879 Speaker 3: I'd bean baccava is similar. Ye uh oh my god. 733 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,640 Speaker 4: That is so it's a savory treat that you don't 734 00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,600 Speaker 4: get that often, do you know? 735 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,279 Speaker 3: Breaking food? All Greek food is so delicious, it's crazy. Yeah. 736 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:19,480 Speaker 3: I would say, pick one very unexpected food item and 737 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,560 Speaker 3: slowly master it and to the point where you deliver 738 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:28,000 Speaker 3: small amounts to your closest friends on a bi monthly basis, 739 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,839 Speaker 3: meaning every two months, not twice a month, and just 740 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,720 Speaker 3: build up to the point where when that text comes 741 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,360 Speaker 3: through people are so excited. And then you can spend 742 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,959 Speaker 3: a lazy Sunday afternoon driving around, maybe get a friend 743 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,120 Speaker 3: to drive you around, and just do some deliveries to 744 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,400 Speaker 3: people you like and be like, yeah, we don't know 745 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,880 Speaker 3: why she does it, but it's so good and we 746 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,640 Speaker 3: look forward to it. Every time. 747 00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:50,920 Speaker 2: I love that so much. 748 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,719 Speaker 3: There was a what are those Filipino for lack of 749 00:41:55,760 --> 00:42:00,600 Speaker 3: a better word, A g rolls. They're called because I 750 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:06,840 Speaker 3: grew up with this kid, uh lumpia, Oh okay, spring rolls. 751 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,920 Speaker 3: They're a savory mixture of poor cabbage and other veggies. 752 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:14,560 Speaker 3: So I grew up with this kid named Colon like 753 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:19,000 Speaker 3: Colon Powell or Colon like your butthole. And his mom 754 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,839 Speaker 3: once a year would make like one thousand lumpia all 755 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:29,759 Speaker 3: day or for two days, and she would like she 756 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,560 Speaker 3: would give us some if we were in the neighborhood 757 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,640 Speaker 3: and we'd come over, and I'm like, every year I 758 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,120 Speaker 3: would look forward to this thing. But basically Colon and 759 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,319 Speaker 3: his sister had to bag them, and then she like 760 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,719 Speaker 3: had everybody's name on him and so this but for her, 761 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,960 Speaker 3: she was a Filipino woman, so this was a culturally 762 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,760 Speaker 3: it made perfect sense. But for you, Abby, find something 763 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,320 Speaker 3: that doesn't make sense and get great at it's something 764 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,040 Speaker 3: you'd love, something that you can slowly get great at 765 00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:00,440 Speaker 3: and take a woodworking class. There we go. That both fun. 766 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,960 Speaker 2: That is a bonus. Sade folks, thank you so much, Scottie, 767 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,000 Speaker 2: thank you. 768 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,960 Speaker 3: I hope you have wonderful shows tonight the people of Vermont, 769 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,160 Speaker 3: laff and laf and laf and uh sorry, you gotta 770 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,319 Speaker 3: get up early and fly back. In the morning. I'll 771 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:18,240 Speaker 3: be here watching the Dodgers playing the New York Mets. 772 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,600 Speaker 3: And if you're bored late in the evening, I'll probably 773 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,239 Speaker 3: be in Atwater Village watching that game at a bar. 774 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,600 Speaker 3: So come join me for one. 775 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,040 Speaker 2: All right, sounds good? 776 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:45,800 Speaker 3: All right, buddy, but nandnrves. 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