Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 3: time and aid. Turman alingaye.
Speaker 4: We want to send you off instide.
Speaker 5: We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 4: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her?
Speaker 4: Was it fine?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: Porn?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do your need ride?
Speaker 2: Ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need.
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris.
Speaker 6: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 4: This is Karen Kilgara.
Speaker 2: We've decided to pronounce the question mark at the end
Speaker 2: of our title.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not just say the title, but really acted out.
Speaker 6: Yeah, who says do you need a ride? When they're
Speaker 6: actually saying that to a person?
Speaker 4: Whoever says do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: If you really know exactly.
Speaker 6: Who they're talking All right, maybe that's where the what
Speaker 6: is it a stress?
Speaker 2: That's where the stress word should.
Speaker 5: Be on you you because just always pretend like you're
Speaker 5: talking to fifteen thousand people or more.
Speaker 2: Do you need a ride? Do you need a ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need a ride? Well?
Speaker 6: With my twelve tape series I will teach you.
Speaker 4: Rich down how poor do you need to ride?
Speaker 6: I don't know why I turned that into a seminar.
Speaker 6: I liked it, the do you need to ride seminar? Yeah,
Speaker 6: where you never have a ride? Where you never ever ride?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: How are levels?
Speaker 2: They're good? Sorry? I always get distracted by the levels.
Speaker 6: Oftentimes it's either the daytime reflecting off of my gauges,
Speaker 6: daytime reflecting off of my gauges. I think that I
Speaker 6: have a problem, a serious problem.
Speaker 4: I think your problem is everyone else's benefit.
Speaker 6: Well, I suppose because that makes them feel good about
Speaker 6: how they talk, you.
Speaker 1: Know, because it's god damn entertaining.
Speaker 6: There's actually been a few flippant comments about me and
Speaker 6: my trouble with the English language.
Speaker 1: Where on Twitter, and I.
Speaker 6: Know that it's all good and fun and actually coming
Speaker 6: from fans, but it hurts.
Speaker 5: It hurts, you know what The thing is when you
Speaker 5: open up the door like that, when you talk about it,
Speaker 5: then people feel that they can.
Speaker 2: Also talk about it.
Speaker 4: Oh, they forget that it's still a sensitive.
Speaker 6: It's like when I say, oh, my mom is so crazy,
Speaker 6: and then some friend goes, yeah, your mom is crazy.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, fuck off.
Speaker 6: Fuck you man, that's my name. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I
Speaker 6: can say it, but you can't.
Speaker 4: That's why I try not to.
Speaker 5: And I know sometimes I do to you because I
Speaker 5: pretend like this is a private car ride instead of
Speaker 5: a public forum. I try not to talk about how
Speaker 5: much I don't like being overweight, because people will absolutely.
Speaker 4: Just fucking start telling you about it. That's the worst
Speaker 4: word of.
Speaker 2: Oh are you fucking kidding?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's a girl's thing.
Speaker 1: Girls.
Speaker 5: Every girl thinks she's fat, so every girl thinks she
Speaker 5: can talk to you like, oh, you're gonna say that
Speaker 5: now I can't do.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's awful.
Speaker 4: It's not great. It's not great.
Speaker 5: But you know what, we get a lot of other
Speaker 5: great stuff, nail polish and doors open for us, and.
Speaker 2: That's gotta be worth it.
Speaker 4: It's so great. It's so much fun.
Speaker 2: You can call me tons of fun all day.
Speaker 6: But if you lay down a sweater over a puddle
Speaker 6: as you helped me out of a wagon, I will.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're looking for?
Speaker 2: You? Oh, you got a date or something?
Speaker 4: Oh? Is he right up your ass? Oh?
Speaker 2: And guess who's slowing down? I wish that a lesson.
Speaker 6: I wish I had a bumper sticker right now for
Speaker 6: this specific situation.
Speaker 1: He's gonna zip out to the left and pass you with.
Speaker 2: She's got a Masarati.
Speaker 4: Get out of Maserati. Insered a child in that car.
Speaker 5: It was a blue Maserati, a midnight blue Maserati. That's
Speaker 5: that's money wasted. Yeah, you might as well put it
Speaker 5: in a pile and burned it.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 1: There's no resale.
Speaker 2: Value on ahead, go ahead and buy a Maserati.
Speaker 6: But any color other than midnight blue, you're wasting your wool.
Speaker 4: Hate Carl Sagan. Midnight blue is not a good idea.
Speaker 6: I have a question because I hear his name a lot,
Speaker 6: and I don't want to any I think I figure,
Speaker 6: now that a lot of people are listening, it's a
Speaker 6: good time for me to admit I do not know
Speaker 6: who Carl Sagan is.
Speaker 4: Okay, I can tell you, But first of all, everybody,
Speaker 4: let's not give Chris shit for this.
Speaker 5: Yeah it's he's Carl Sagan is a very niche person.
Speaker 5: I was forced to watch a show he hosted in
Speaker 5: the seventies.
Speaker 4: Cosmos. Yes, he is an astrophysicist.
Speaker 6: I know what he looks like now he looks like
Speaker 6: he's a mustachelist version of the dad from Adams Family.
Speaker 2: He looks like that.
Speaker 4: Guy, right, Yeah, but his hair is a little bit
Speaker 4: more seventies full, it's not slicked back.
Speaker 2: I hadn't started on his hair care.
Speaker 6: Sorry, with really full hair, more so than the guy
Speaker 6: from Adams Family.
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say next.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Yeah, I don't know why I have to interrupt
Speaker 5: you all the time.
Speaker 6: Well some might call that, some might call it violently
Speaker 6: jumping on my words like.
Speaker 2: A like a sentence mugger.
Speaker 4: You you know what your sentences are worth mugging because
Speaker 4: with the daylight gleaming off your instruments or whatever you're
Speaker 4: going for it to see, that's.
Speaker 2: A bit Why didn't I just say daylight gleaming off
Speaker 2: my instruments?
Speaker 6: I think I said the daytime bouncing off my gauges.
Speaker 2: It's barely barely the same my version.
Speaker 4: You know, at these the way we use our words
Speaker 4: is our own fingerprint, our verbal fingerprint in life. And
Speaker 4: you know you're right, never a bad thing, it's who
Speaker 4: you are.
Speaker 6: What kind of a legacy am I leaving with my
Speaker 6: jumbled sentences?
Speaker 5: You're a legacy of humanity? Of human frailty, that everyone
Speaker 5: possesses a realness.
Speaker 4: Maybe you're super street.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, there's a kiss of urban to everything.
Speaker 6: I say, homie, and that's the truth.
Speaker 2: Ruth, motherfucker word all right, right, okay, okay, a bad word.
Speaker 1: We are like that.
Speaker 2: I think it's the perfect You go ahead and say,
Speaker 2: what are we doing, Karen.
Speaker 4: We're here, I'll say it. We're going to Lax, one
Speaker 4: of our favorites.
Speaker 2: Would you say, Oh, it's the best, it's the best.
Speaker 4: Wanted to go to. It feels very official. Yes, of
Speaker 4: all the choices we have, which is two of them two,
Speaker 4: it's number one, one of the two. And we're picking
Speaker 4: up stand up comedian Aaron Foley, who is hilarious.
Speaker 2: She really is.
Speaker 4: She does the road like real comedian starts. Okay, she's
Speaker 4: just like a real comedian.
Speaker 2: She really is.
Speaker 4: She's a comedian.
Speaker 2: She's enjoyed.
Speaker 6: She has that thing where you know, I call it
Speaker 6: the Brian Reagan factor where you do well in la
Speaker 6: among your peers, where you're playing to the back of
Speaker 6: the room, as we say in the circuit. And then
Speaker 6: she goes out and she does the old road real gigs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and she gets real depressed on the road like
Speaker 5: everyone we know that does road gigs.
Speaker 2: And then oh, we should mention that right away.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think she will.
Speaker 5: I bet you will, because she's coming back from I
Speaker 5: believe she said something along the lines of a Jacksonville
Speaker 5: or something rough, like something in Florida, which is you know,
Speaker 5: we might have to pause the tape and hug her.
Speaker 6: When she first gets in in the car, or just
Speaker 6: announce right now that Florida is a horrible state.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's rough.
Speaker 6: No, come on, all you listeners, and no, all you
Speaker 6: listeners out there in Florida.
Speaker 4: We just mean the actual earth of Florida.
Speaker 2: We don't mean the people that live there right right.
Speaker 2: It's bad soil.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a bad idea to build a state right
Speaker 6: next to a gulf.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. You can't grow corn's soil.
Speaker 2: That's that's how.
Speaker 6: I rank fancy states, is their ability to grow corn.
Speaker 5: So we're going Kansas number one, Iowa number two, Kentucky
Speaker 5: number three.
Speaker 4: What grows in Kentucky?
Speaker 6: Oh, some kind of grass opinions about the president.
Speaker 2: Those are rampant this year. That crop mm hmmm. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know much about Kentucky.
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
Speaker 4: Talk about politics, but did you hear that they cleared
Speaker 4: the Bengazi situation was totally cleared of all wrongdoing, Like
Speaker 4: it's been investigated, And they came out with a report
Speaker 4: last Friday that said all those allegations are false.
Speaker 2: Really, and it.
Speaker 4: Was a Friday news dump, so no one heard the story.
Speaker 2: It was even though we've been talking about it for
Speaker 2: how long now?
Speaker 5: Well, I think certain people have been trying to talk
Speaker 5: about it for a long time, but most people have
Speaker 5: been ignoring it, knowing it.
Speaker 4: Who cares? I hate this shit? I hate politics, Yeah,
Speaker 4: me too.
Speaker 1: Even pretending to.
Speaker 4: Know what I'm talking about, I don't.
Speaker 2: None of us do, none of us.
Speaker 6: We're all just pawns in this big old fat man
Speaker 6: in the cat sky money game.
Speaker 1: You know, That's all I'm trying to say.
Speaker 6: Man, old Daddy Warbucks with his black and white tie,
Speaker 6: with his red, white and blue pants.
Speaker 2: I don't know what he's wearing, but he doesn't listen
Speaker 2: at me.
Speaker 4: No way, Man, you're being lied to.
Speaker 1: Brother.
Speaker 2: We're being filmed right now. I mean we should be,
Speaker 2: should be just for YouTube promotional reasons.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're almost there.
Speaker 2: We are oh, oh yeah to the airport.
Speaker 6: Oh right, yeah we are, oh yes, popularity wise, and
Speaker 6: then also logistically.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and emotionally and spiritually, oh.
Speaker 6: I can't wait too spiritually arrive at LAX. I had
Speaker 6: some trouble with that word spiritually. Spiritually, how do you
Speaker 6: feel spiritually?
Speaker 2: Ghosts?
Speaker 5: He was the best pastor I ever worked with. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: he asked me those great questions.
Speaker 6: Ooh, this comedian that opened for me for a few
Speaker 6: shows in small town, Texas a.
Speaker 2: Few weeks ago, where I was.
Speaker 6: Sleeping in the fetal position because I was feeling like
Speaker 6: a real Aeron Foley out there. They he was really
Speaker 6: funny and I liked him, and he had a way
Speaker 6: of speaking that even though he hadn't done stand up
Speaker 6: for more than a couple of years, he had great
Speaker 6: jokes and the audience just loved him. And I found
Speaker 6: out he was a pastor for fourteen years, and then
Speaker 6: he really one day was like, you know what, I
Speaker 6: never was that into all this. It was a job
Speaker 6: he started at some other level at a church, and
Speaker 6: the literally the pastor job opened up and he applied
Speaker 6: for it, and he's like, well, I know about the Bible.
Speaker 6: I've been picking some of this stuff up, and I
Speaker 6: get I think that he was not admitting to believing
Speaker 6: in it a little more.
Speaker 2: But as a result, the way he talked.
Speaker 6: Was really engaging, like he'd clearly had years and years
Speaker 6: of experience, and I realized that's more important than actually
Speaker 6: writing jokes. So we are pulling in lax. Hopefully no
Speaker 6: one's asleep because of my last story.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I I was looking at Aaron's texts, and then,
Speaker 4: to be totally honest, I just started thinking about some stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what.
Speaker 6: A lot of times I'll be telling a story and
Speaker 6: then I look at the person I'm talking to and
Speaker 6: they're just like.
Speaker 2: Eggs. Call my mother, check your bank account.
Speaker 4: I honestly think it's shave mine.
Speaker 5: It's a real thing with people these days, of just
Speaker 5: having the shortest attention spans of all time.
Speaker 2: Oh god, sorry, how long have you been? Oh I'm driving.
Speaker 4: I've just been preaching the word a lord over here.
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 4: I guess my intonation is not that good. We're going
Speaker 4: to United.
Speaker 6: Okay, as far as I recall, United is left lane
Speaker 6: one of the Yeah we are, we're fine, We're doing good.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna do that shortcut that we're always afraid of.
Speaker 6: Cut through the parking garage. I think you have to
Speaker 6: go through it. You drive through the little arm, flip
Speaker 6: off the attendant, the usual. Yeah, okay, I'm just.
Speaker 4: Replying to her. Sorry, it's quite all right, you know what,
Speaker 4: I know what I was gonna.
Speaker 2: Say, I learned.
Speaker 6: If one thing I ever learned from comics like tig
Speaker 6: Or Todd Berry use pregnant pauses.
Speaker 2: And that's what we just did. It's a timing thing.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, that's how that's how we learn.
Speaker 5: What I was gonna say was I heard Dave Anthony
Speaker 5: on his own podcast talk about telling his listeners to
Speaker 5: give us a review on iTunes, but not only that
Speaker 5: if you subscribe.
Speaker 4: Apparently, if you subscribe to this podcast.
Speaker 5: On your phone, it's really good for giving you some
Speaker 5: sort of popularity points or whatever. I'm not sure. I
Speaker 5: didn't ask him to explain it. I'm just basically repeating
Speaker 5: a trick that he could totally be wrong about.
Speaker 2: Mobile is just taking over.
Speaker 4: It's what matters. So if you haven't subscribed and you'd
Speaker 4: like to, and I think you really should do it
Speaker 4: on your phone, then I don't know, we get.
Speaker 6: Something go to do your need to ride and swipe right,
Speaker 6: I think I did. I tried to tender your joke there.
Speaker 4: Pick us for your podcast for relationship.
Speaker 2: Oh here we go.
Speaker 5: Eron just texted me there's a guy doing lunges while
Speaker 5: carrying his baby in a bjorn while waiting for hug bags.
Speaker 6: Well his bags sounds like we're picking up two people
Speaker 6: because I can't do without not having that guy in
Speaker 6: my life. Hey, do you do a really aerobic version
Speaker 6: of child abuse?
Speaker 4: Get over here, get in my car and roof with us.
Speaker 6: Please get oh billy, oh billy ocean.
Speaker 1: Oops.
Speaker 6: Quite all right, That, of course is the chime that
Speaker 6: means we are one fifteenth done with the podcast.
Speaker 5: Please take a moment, No, that was the time, and
Speaker 5: be in present space. Be here now, no matter how
Speaker 5: unpleasant or how much stuck behind an enterprise when a
Speaker 5: car bus you.
Speaker 2: Are, We really are stuck behind that spot.
Speaker 4: We are more stuck.
Speaker 2: Aaron actually texts Jack, what are you having a sandwich?
Speaker 1: It was just a red light?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well right, well what if his name is Jack?
Speaker 4: Lady crying?
Speaker 1: She said she is.
Speaker 4: She's all the way at the end of seven by
Speaker 4: the Cans, wearing.
Speaker 2: A trench coat and a cat in the hat hat
Speaker 2: and she's waiting.
Speaker 4: She's still waiting for her bag. So she said, go slow.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so let's go really slow.
Speaker 6: I'm going to go in the slow lane behind this
Speaker 6: molasses of a driver.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good idea. Where are they from somewhere else?
Speaker 2: Has anyone ever called someone a molass hole if they're slow?
Speaker 4: That's another Fairbanks original?
Speaker 2: Hurry up, molass hole?
Speaker 1: If U f ing molass hole? I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not gonna say fucking yeah.
Speaker 4: I seem to not be able to.
Speaker 6: What Yeah, no, not be able to It wouldn't be
Speaker 6: the end of the world because she is still waiting
Speaker 6: for her baggage.
Speaker 4: Right, Yes, if we went around again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, who cares? I don't care.
Speaker 5: We can really have a conversation. Yeah that's right. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna confront you about some stuff.
Speaker 6: Whoa, man, it sounds like we're gonna talk about We're
Speaker 6: gonna get down to the nitty gritty.
Speaker 2: Oh she seems athletic.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, let's go ahead and do another roundabout sure. Oh,
Speaker 6: I'm looking at her. I think I'm looking at her.
Speaker 4: In the jersey, but I don't think she cares a purse.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: She had the same haircut that girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah she did. You know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: With the red purse, the girl in the red shirt.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's crowded all of a sudden, Look at this
Speaker 6: family of ducklings.
Speaker 4: Oh and the one girl fell too bad.
Speaker 2: Hey, older sister. Ooh look at her peg. Oh her pants.
Speaker 2: I just realized I've I've been.
Speaker 6: The last full minute has been about the appearances of people,
Speaker 6: and we're doing an AUDI cast.
Speaker 1: That's what happens.
Speaker 4: It's a real uh, it's a real, a rich scene
Speaker 4: at LAX.
Speaker 5: It's hard not to get into what you're seeing. Chris
Speaker 5: right now, is he just crossed five lanes of traffic
Speaker 5: to get back.
Speaker 2: Into the circle. That guy didn't need a hank.
Speaker 4: He's an old asshole.
Speaker 6: Yeah sorry, Oh, he's.
Speaker 2: Willing to haunt.
Speaker 4: He's driving a light blue Xterra.
Speaker 6: The guy he's mad because he doesn't he's not a
Speaker 6: star high school basketball player in Minnesota anymore.
Speaker 1: It's hard to.
Speaker 4: Be in law. You get to boss people around with.
Speaker 6: You because your little Nissan comes with a first gay kid. Okay,
Speaker 6: you go, can't be whamping.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's somebody, you know, hurry to go to the woods.
Speaker 4: This guy is sneaking peaks back here.
Speaker 5: He's got his arm out the window really unnaturally.
Speaker 4: And he's sneaking peaks at Chris because.
Speaker 1: He can tell that he's being mocked.
Speaker 5: Well all the wild Chris is leaning as far into
Speaker 5: the windshield as possible to make fun of this guy.
Speaker 6: I think we're starting to discover why I used to
Speaker 6: get punched in the face a lot.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 5: Here's the thing, there's a lot of idiots in this world,
Speaker 5: and why not give him a little back.
Speaker 6: I think I used to tell people a lot in
Speaker 6: my twenties, and that's when you get punched. But now
Speaker 6: that I'm approaching fast approaching forty, yeah, you get away
Speaker 6: with it.
Speaker 5: You know what, it's the same family, you know, it
Speaker 5: isn't It isn't. It's a totally new family that looks
Speaker 5: exactly the same.
Speaker 1: That's so awesome, they.
Speaker 6: Really are, And it's exactly the same number of members.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: But that was a Mexican family, and the other ones
Speaker 4: we passed were Asian of some.
Speaker 6: Sort, right, right, So that's why I didn't jump down
Speaker 6: your throat with my my you know, usually I'm like
Speaker 6: Jesse Jackson when I I don't know if Jesse Jackson's
Speaker 6: the right.
Speaker 2: He's doesn't call people racist, does he?
Speaker 4: Oh, were you about to jump down my throat for
Speaker 4: being a racist?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: No, because I knew that you just had confused them,
Speaker 6: that they were wearing the same clothing and the same
Speaker 6: in numbers.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But no, that's the weirdest racist ever that just own
Speaker 6: that groups everyone that isn't white. It's like, oh, these
Speaker 6: damn wait, they're Russian. The last people you didn't like
Speaker 6: were Asian. Not that we didn't like them, you know
Speaker 6: what I'm saying, We love them. There's something I want
Speaker 6: to bring something to the last episode. No, it was
Speaker 6: I said something last time that seemed kind of homophobic.
Speaker 2: What was it, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I think I was making fun of Dave Anthony's car
Speaker 6: and I said, it looks like your car was a
Speaker 6: butt bead that shot out of the ass of a
Speaker 6: gay man. I believe I said that, and I that
Speaker 6: it could have been a butt It just and there
Speaker 6: I've said it again.
Speaker 1: You know what though, but that what you didn't say?
Speaker 5: That apropos of nothing, It was a build out of
Speaker 5: right giving him ship for his car.
Speaker 2: And I thought he was going to go that route
Speaker 2: with me, so I jumped the gun.
Speaker 4: It was hilarious.
Speaker 5: It looked like you were kind of having a freak out,
Speaker 5: but you were playing that.
Speaker 2: A lot of people don't know that I'm an actor.
Speaker 5: You're not only an actor, but you are. You are
Speaker 5: an activist exactly. You've been with the Act Up group
Speaker 5: since they started in the late eighties. You got violent
Speaker 5: in the streets.
Speaker 2: We scrubbed seagulls and do improv.
Speaker 4: It's not the group.
Speaker 2: I'm it's the same. I'd like to combine those groups.
Speaker 6: We are actors and activists, so they do like scene
Speaker 6: work while they're pulling, pulling.
Speaker 2: The clubs out of outer clubbers people's hands.
Speaker 4: It's all because life isn't one big improv.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Hong Kong, and I want to do a herald
Speaker 6: from a green piece boat.
Speaker 5: I want to do a herald with a harpoon in
Speaker 5: my chest from defenders.
Speaker 6: Speaking of herald, Hey there he is, there, he is.
Speaker 6: I bet she's gonna be totally out here.
Speaker 2: I bet she thought that was Aaron Fuley.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, let's see.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna you know, what is it?
Speaker 4: This Asian teenager with a sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: No, no, that is not Aaron Foley.
Speaker 1: Is it this middle aged security guard?
Speaker 2: No, that is not Aaron Fuley. Okay, is this.
Speaker 4: This young boy in a yellow shirt?
Speaker 1: Is this the same family again?
Speaker 4: Look, it's a brand new family. Oh that's way more.
Speaker 6: I mean, why don't you announce their race too, Karen Mexican. Yeah,
Speaker 6: well all right, vaguely. They could be from bart.
Speaker 4: They could be from a Portugal Portugal.
Speaker 2: You know, when I learned Spanish and.
Speaker 6: College shortly before forgetting all of it, the teacher was
Speaker 6: from Portugal. Oh really, but she was teaching. You know,
Speaker 6: there're way different versions of Spanish. Their version Portuguese.
Speaker 4: Oh so it's stop Spanish.
Speaker 2: No, no, but it is.
Speaker 1: That's a way different versions.
Speaker 6: I thought it was just similar. I thought it was
Speaker 6: an accent thing or she let us think. But I've
Speaker 6: since discovered that she pretty much spoke two languages. And uh,
Speaker 6: you know, she had nice hair and I can't see erin.
Speaker 5: I kind of hate the way that dad just pushed
Speaker 5: his daughter back from the curb. I hope she does
Speaker 5: something rebellious later. He just basically looked and then just
Speaker 5: pushed her.
Speaker 2: Back yeah, yeah, he is doing goad.
Speaker 4: I'm going to get it.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 4: If anything that's gonna happen, it's gonna.
Speaker 1: Be at l A X. I get it.
Speaker 6: Abusing your daughter as a small price to pay for
Speaker 6: saving her life.
Speaker 2: I just have always said that. My dad used to
Speaker 2: say that to my sister. He would she would get
Speaker 2: close to theirs is, I would honk.
Speaker 4: But she looks like the doctor from House, the female doctor.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I don't I haven't watched a lot of
Speaker 2: House episodes. Oh yes, do you think she'll want to
Speaker 2: get in the trunk? Hi?
Speaker 6: Hi there, it's so good you're already having fun here.
Speaker 6: I'll hold that for a second. I can't wait to
Speaker 6: have a drink her coffee. That's cold. It feels good
Speaker 6: on my cold source. It's an old joke, old joke.
Speaker 6: It came up with that in like sixth grade, before
Speaker 6: it was an actual threat.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, to see your good to see you,
Speaker 2: so good to see you.
Speaker 6: Aaron Foley is in the back of the Honda. Yes,
Speaker 6: we are, indeed nice.
Speaker 1: We're halfway through. Oh my god, good, thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Good night. Hi. Oh, good to see you guys. Thanks
Speaker 1: for dropping me off.
Speaker 4: Aaron, right over at the American terminal.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I sleep. I sleep in the American term.
Speaker 4: Oh, like, tell me like America, Aaron, where were you?
Speaker 4: Let's hear. Let's hear about it word.
Speaker 2: For word, geographically and then emotionally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Geographically, I was in Jacksonville, Florida. Emotionally I
Speaker 1: was a wreck.
Speaker 2: Oh but.
Speaker 1: I'm here. How long were you there? Well? I turned
Speaker 1: it into a week trip. I flew into Tampa on
Speaker 1: Monday to see Mary and Dick Foley's my parents. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so that was adorable. So we get to we got
Speaker 1: to hang out for like three or four days, and
Speaker 1: then I drove from Ruskin, Florida to Jacksonville, as you do,
Speaker 1: almost about four hours. Landed in Jacksonville, and yeah, never
Speaker 1: been Have you guys ever been to jackson.
Speaker 4: I've never been to jackson I don't know if I have.
Speaker 1: I don't think you need to think. I think you
Speaker 1: guys are good.
Speaker 2: I have not. I've been to Where have I been?
Speaker 6: I've been to Okalla, and I've been to Fort Lauderd
Speaker 6: and I've been to Miami.
Speaker 4: I've been to Key Largo and like the song.
Speaker 1: What are You eighty?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm eighty and I'm very wealthy, so watching p's
Speaker 5: and q's.
Speaker 6: And as I get older, I'd like to visit every
Speaker 6: place in the song from Cocktail.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, what if? What is that remind
Speaker 1: me of exactly?
Speaker 2: Cotail?
Speaker 1: Cocktail? Cocktail. That was a great movie.
Speaker 2: It's it's you know when you watch it now, you
Speaker 2: aren't gonna say that really, yeah, holds off. I'm currently
Speaker 2: watching Cocktail Drug.
Speaker 6: Not that this podcast is about me telling what I'm
Speaker 6: working on, but I'm gonna we're making a video where
Speaker 6: there's a moment we are repurposing the movie Cocktail and
Speaker 6: Forrest gumping me into scenes. So when they're doing the
Speaker 6: hippie hippie shakes, drink mixing and everything, I'm in the middle,
Speaker 6: like confused, taking moments out of context and we're witching
Speaker 6: the we're making it.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 6: I have a crush on Tom Cruise and I want
Speaker 6: to be part of their bar that they're opening up. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but they it's just all the moments where those two
Speaker 6: are are it seemingly erotically, like their faces are always
Speaker 6: next to each other and there Brian Brian, Yeah, the
Speaker 6: guy that kills Australian right, yeah, his name is something
Speaker 6: plain like Brian Brown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think straight.
Speaker 1: It's all those movies at the senior community.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go straight.
Speaker 4: Yeah to get how hard a silver Lake?
Speaker 2: Okay? Perfect?
Speaker 1: How are you going to get there?
Speaker 2: Do you know what one the hardest? Oh? God, I
Speaker 2: like all those options or was that one thing.
Speaker 1: That was just the same number?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have a metropass, but that's okay. I
Speaker 1: have now become a.
Speaker 2: Person that's short for however, that.
Speaker 1: Is obsessed with all ex travel. Why because I do
Speaker 1: it so much that I have turned into that crazy
Speaker 1: person that has like global entry tsa pre check, yes,
Speaker 1: like the metro, like the past you put on your
Speaker 1: express Lanes pass to get me into the one ten Yeah,
Speaker 1: super lane. Oh it's I never thought i'd be that person.
Speaker 5: Well, you you know how much time it weighs, so
Speaker 5: you're probably just getting way.
Speaker 1: Ahead of it. Yeah, I'm ahead of I'm gonna I
Speaker 1: just I'm just on top of it all and I
Speaker 1: never actually want to be there, right, I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: where am I going again? But Jacksonville not so bad.
Speaker 5: You could be a consultant with ways you call in
Speaker 5: and just give your advice.
Speaker 1: I've got the pink buggy.
Speaker 2: It pops up.
Speaker 6: Oh god, that guy could have hit me. I'm like,
Speaker 6: I'm I'm typing. Oh, come on, sorry, I I'm just Oh,
Speaker 6: there we go, I'll do that. I'm just in my phone,
Speaker 6: speaking of ways, I interrupted everything.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just was in a panic. But I'm back.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Do you know where you're going?
Speaker 2: Oh? Not at all?
Speaker 1: But did you I didn't even think of it. Direct him.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna uh, I mean.
Speaker 1: Now I don't know exactly where we're Okay, let's go
Speaker 1: to the forum again. So we've done that a couple
Speaker 1: of times. I just have to get on the one
Speaker 1: of five east.
Speaker 6: I got it now, okay, all right, you guys had
Speaker 6: your chance to help. Now I just want to talk stuff.
Speaker 6: What the heck is?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 4: What club? And were you at a club in Jacksonville?
Speaker 2: I was?
Speaker 1: You know, I thought, uh, I thought it was going
Speaker 1: to be an absolute shit show, but it didn't. It
Speaker 1: turned out to be okay. But Jacksonville itself, like what
Speaker 1: I do? What I do when I go to comedy
Speaker 1: clubs now is I am obsessed with hotels? So you know,
Speaker 1: you just like do everything you kind of like make
Speaker 1: your life easier on the road. So I so the club,
Speaker 1: you know, puts you in like a you know, a
Speaker 1: rat's nest somewhere high upon a tree.
Speaker 4: Used to care about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do. They're like, hey, find your way there
Speaker 1: and go after yourself and then tell some jokes in between.
Speaker 1: So I just get like a buy out for whatever,
Speaker 1: you know, shit fest they put you in, and then
Speaker 1: I book my own hotel. Yeah, and so I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll go downtown Jacksonville. You know.
Speaker 4: Oh no, if it's anything like the song, it's not
Speaker 4: gonna end up good.
Speaker 1: I was the only one in downtowntown. It's like one
Speaker 1: of those cities where it's just buildings and then Corporate
Speaker 1: America closes up shop at six and it's a ghost town.
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it was me at the Omni Hotel with
Speaker 1: we weird looking people.
Speaker 4: Were there.
Speaker 5: People there for like a they were having some kind
Speaker 5: of convention or whatever.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It looked like part the The only positive there's a
Speaker 1: couple of positive things is Symphony building was across the street,
Speaker 1: and I was beautiful, or like the performing art center
Speaker 1: of the Symphony was there, and every time I left
Speaker 1: the hotel to do my shows. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do my shows. I just want to
Speaker 1: go to to see the symphony. Yeah, you know, as
Speaker 1: opposed to performing jokes at the Comedy Club of Jacksonville.
Speaker 4: Well, but it's called other people's symphony.
Speaker 2: It's all the Comedy Club of jackson.
Speaker 1: It's actually called the Comedy Club of jackson Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: no it is, no, it is. It is called the
Speaker 1: Comedy Club of Jacksonville. That is me left so hard.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the title of a business in a town
Speaker 6: where people don't like to get confused by words.
Speaker 5: We are not laundering money at all at the Comedy
Speaker 5: Club of Jacksonville.
Speaker 1: It actually turned out to be like the owner, he's
Speaker 1: only been doing a couple of years. Super nice, dude.
Speaker 1: You know what it is, It's like the space is
Speaker 1: so huge, Like it's like a like almost look like
Speaker 1: this warehouse that they try to convert into a comedy club.
Speaker 1: Oh it needs some help, it felt like, you know,
Speaker 1: so there's plenty of room, there's plenty of room for
Speaker 1: it to be empty.
Speaker 4: Thing that you like to do, it's the top of
Speaker 4: your show, right, let's be positive.
Speaker 6: I have dreams about skateboarding out on the stage. Yes,
Speaker 6: I mean my two worlds would be colliding.
Speaker 1: And I have I have dreams to do a full
Speaker 1: set of backup dancers with like plate spinning and jazz hands,
Speaker 1: and I come in the shown on a wrecking ball.
Speaker 1: So at the comedy, clipping jo.
Speaker 2: Why don't we do that? Why? That was the best
Speaker 2: thing Gallagher ever did?
Speaker 6: Why aren't we all because we don't have enough money
Speaker 6: to make a three thousand dollars giant couch.
Speaker 5: You know we could get the money if we do
Speaker 5: a kickstarter and say please sponsor us.
Speaker 2: At the comedy, That's that's what we heard it.
Speaker 1: Well, only Karen, Chris and Aaron live out their dreams.
Speaker 5: Karen does a back walk over up to the microphone,
Speaker 5: the way she's been dreaming.
Speaker 4: All her life.
Speaker 1: That's all I've ever wanted to do.
Speaker 5: I'm the least gymnastic person of all time, But God,
Speaker 5: if I could do that.
Speaker 1: If I couldn't, if I could moonwalk, if I could
Speaker 1: moon walk up to a stage, I would in a
Speaker 1: heartbeat with some serious even.
Speaker 4: A slight level. You're kind of screwed with moonwalk?
Speaker 1: Was anyone else obsessed with the solid goal dancers growing up.
Speaker 4: Yes, Marilyn McCoo know some of the Marilyn Marylyn McCoo
Speaker 4: was the host. Yeah, I didn't know actually any of
Speaker 4: the solid Goal dancer names. I don't think he knew.
Speaker 1: I think there was probably a Yvonne, maybe a Carol.
Speaker 2: Have you definite have you guys seen me?
Speaker 6: I think when Key and Peel did a parody of it,
Speaker 6: and it's it's the Crystal Light Aerobic Championships.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 6: It seems more like it'd be nineteen eighty two, but
Speaker 6: and it's the I watched the actual, the entire thing
Speaker 6: in its entirety, hosted by Alan Thick has just that
Speaker 6: was a re edit where it's like the guy's flexing
Speaker 6: and it says all their names, yeah, and then it
Speaker 6: zooms in on them real quick. It's hilarious.
Speaker 5: It's like twelve straight minutes of aerobics and it's the
Speaker 5: introduction to the National Aerobics Championship and then.
Speaker 1: And then actually you have to watch it.
Speaker 6: It's amazing, and it's just nineteen eighty eight, and it
Speaker 6: proves how dumb we've or how far we've come entertainment wise.
Speaker 4: It seems like it's sixty years ago. When you watch it,
Speaker 4: it looks like people are in a costume.
Speaker 1: It seems like a sketch and I remember it paint
Speaker 1: like a lot of aggressive Facebook.
Speaker 6: No, No, it's just it's like people that would be
Speaker 6: in an exercise video. Wow, and with little to know
Speaker 6: flair or fanfare. There's one guy that had some like
Speaker 6: streamers on his elbows.
Speaker 5: But but they're like their names would come up and
Speaker 5: they'll be it'll be like Taffy and Brandon from the
Speaker 5: Workout Club Jacksonville.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, yeah, you have to see.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then they just they dance to this repetitive
Speaker 6: song that still is in my head, and then they
Speaker 6: do some push ups. Everyone had the same routine. Then
Speaker 6: they go to these commentators and they're like, did you
Speaker 6: see those push ups? And then right right back into
Speaker 6: the dancing. Those were some good moves. Not to mention
Speaker 6: those push ups.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this seems like Aaron fully dream secret. You have
Speaker 1: to see. You'll freak out.
Speaker 6: It's if you could somehow combine that. That's why I
Speaker 6: bring it up with your comedy. Just dance out there,
Speaker 6: lea'sard and then tear it away and then just be
Speaker 6: wearing your scandup.
Speaker 1: If anybody like to travel? Is anyone celebrating anything? I've
Speaker 1: got some travel chips worked out.
Speaker 4: Does anyone want to hear them?
Speaker 1: Separate from the comedy, Separate, Pay you one hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: wait three months, go get global entry. It's a basic interview.
Speaker 1: But Nancy, you've never traveled.
Speaker 2: Before, all right. I can't believe none of you are
Speaker 2: pre check in TSA.
Speaker 1: This is crazy. You automatically get a TSA check so
Speaker 1: if you come off a cruise you can go right
Speaker 1: through the line in Houston.
Speaker 4: What are you saying, Joeanne, that you still bring three
Speaker 4: leaders of water to the security check every time you fly.
Speaker 4: You're surprised that you can't bring a vat of lotion.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so weird. What do you mean I can't
Speaker 1: bring well, four machete, six pounds of crystal light, and
Speaker 1: six puppies.
Speaker 2: Yad.
Speaker 6: It looks like we've run out of time here at
Speaker 6: the Comedy Club of Jacksonville Colon, Jacksonville's Comedy.
Speaker 4: Club, Jacksonville's premier comedy club.
Speaker 2: Colon, not a drug front.
Speaker 1: There's like a bar that sponsored like I don't know,
Speaker 1: late night, the late Night Show or something or the
Speaker 1: Late Show and it was called bank Shots and they
Speaker 1: kept calling it slingshots the whole time, and I had
Speaker 1: no idea. I was like, I don't think that's right,
Speaker 1: but I don't care because the Late Show only had
Speaker 1: like fifty people in it. Yeah, And I was like whatever,
Speaker 1: and so like, you know, I don't even drink, and
Speaker 1: I well, I mean that's not true. I mean before
Speaker 1: shows and I was like, screw it, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a vat of white wine before the second show. I
Speaker 1: was like, you guys, let's go to slight shots.
Speaker 2: Let's get here. And they're all like, talk, isn't that
Speaker 2: a type of underpanties?
Speaker 4: If this uh business name doesn't have the word Jacksonville in.
Speaker 1: It, I can't go to the Sorry, I'm sponsored my city?
Speaker 1: Where's this? Where is this route taking you?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Is that bad?
Speaker 1: To the ten to the what?
Speaker 2: To the ten to the one? Ten to the one?
Speaker 2: So we aren't going to Silver Lake?
Speaker 1: Or am I okay? To the tent of the one? Ten?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are we on the four or five right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Because we could how would you guys go?
Speaker 5: Well, at this point, we could go the four or
Speaker 5: five connects with the one five right, or do that's
Speaker 5: below us? Okay, I would just go to the one
Speaker 5: on one and then go south right because I think
Speaker 5: that other way is way more traffic down by downtown.
Speaker 6: Oh well, it's I think you don't know where we are.
Speaker 6: I think you have to take the to the I
Speaker 6: absolutely only have the or I could go down by.
Speaker 1: I totally don't.
Speaker 2: It's okay, It's okay.
Speaker 4: I put my glasses on my head fifteen minutes ago,
Speaker 4: and I still am the kind of person that would.
Speaker 1: Tell you where to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't I think this.
Speaker 1: I'm going to follow your phone in you Chris, Oh yes,
Speaker 1: but this part of LA is really confusing. It all
Speaker 1: looks alike.
Speaker 2: And yeah, maybe my navigator or I typed in the
Speaker 2: wrong location. I just amn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know that it'll be fun.
Speaker 6: This is uh, It's part of the podcast is to
Speaker 6: talk people. Don't get mad when we're talking about map
Speaker 6: quest and stuff.
Speaker 1: People fucking love it.
Speaker 4: Don't get I'm obsessed. I mean this is a podcast
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 5: Wait now, Aaron, you also have a podcast that's also
Speaker 5: on all things comedy. Yes, why don't you tell us
Speaker 5: a little bit about girls with balls.
Speaker 1: Wow, nailing the title that does not exist. It's called
Speaker 1: the Comedy Club of Jacksonville Slash Sports without sponsored by
Speaker 1: slang shots in bum fuck jackson Bill.
Speaker 4: It's called sports. I've done it.
Speaker 1: It's a great podcast, Karen. But we talked about the
Speaker 1: San Francisco Giants. We did. You gotta come back on.
Speaker 1: I would love to talk more about whatever. Yeah, it's good,
Speaker 1: it's going well. Uh, it would be awesome. I gotta
Speaker 1: get more, you know, the big push to get more
Speaker 1: athletes on it, and but it's been really fun.
Speaker 4: Did you go about doing that? People you know are
Speaker 4: well just pr people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've I've done some research to get a hold
Speaker 1: of some like sports agents, and I think it would
Speaker 1: be a fun like platform for their lady lady athletes. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then like someone knows someone knows someone. So that's
Speaker 1: the that's the next big push for the show.
Speaker 6: I would guess to get like pro football players that
Speaker 6: you'd have to give them money. I bet they don't
Speaker 6: show up for anything for the love of the game.
Speaker 1: Well, it's all ladies. Oh, yes, it's ladies. It's me
Speaker 1: talking to another lady about.
Speaker 2: Sports, right right. Oh, I thought you meant guest athletes, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Guest athletes. But I feel like for women's like like
Speaker 1: for instance, you know, they don't get the exposure, you know,
Speaker 1: as all the male athletes do, so probably way easier
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, I think it would be. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: that's what I'm that's what I'm attempting. But I've had
Speaker 1: some like funny ESPN writers on and you know, and
Speaker 1: just a lot of female comics that love sports, so
Speaker 1: it's super fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love one female comic that's not that interested
Speaker 4: in sports. Yes, And then Karen came on, sure talk
Speaker 4: about her home baseball team.
Speaker 1: It was fun you Karen. You did a great job.
Speaker 1: Thank you had that fun.
Speaker 4: Your aunt who was what was that part that she
Speaker 4: was like, maya Mary got caught in the two.
Speaker 1: But it's tack Bell Park.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a big, like really cool play area, pack
Speaker 5: Bell Park, and there's a big slide and it's like
Speaker 5: you dump out either into a big baseball man or whatever,
Speaker 5: and it's like at the park. So my aunt Mary
Speaker 5: went over and took my nephew, my cousins who were
Speaker 5: at the time like seven and nine or something to
Speaker 5: go play in this thing. And then she was like
Speaker 5: I'll go down the tube and she got stuck in
Speaker 5: the tube.
Speaker 6: Oh no, Yeah, did little kids like slam into her
Speaker 6: and all pile up. Probably that's my biggest nightmare. I
Speaker 6: used to have night it's at a water slide, but
Speaker 6: I still had that nightmare.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank somebody had to go in and pull her
Speaker 4: legs out.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think my nightmare now would be getting stuck versus
Speaker 1: the stack up at the bottom, which is fearful, like.
Speaker 4: You dump out and then everyone just comes piles onto you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a legitimate nightmare.
Speaker 4: That's a serious slide. Worry you guys, get to be
Speaker 4: careful in Again.
Speaker 6: I hate to keep bringing up the water slide, but
Speaker 6: it's the closest to that pack bell toobe.
Speaker 2: I've been in.
Speaker 6: It's at the end when you're in the pool and
Speaker 6: then all these kids come and their knees hit the
Speaker 6: back of your head.
Speaker 2: There's serious injury. I remember kids getting split in the forehead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're all wet, so they're more uh splitable.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, life goes in the water and everyone dies of
Speaker 1: a bowl of Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Somewhere the shirt comes out of the dreams smells the
Speaker 5: blood meets the kids and a.
Speaker 2: Bird, a low flying bird ships some floor on it.
Speaker 4: It's the most dangerous thing you could do with your family.
Speaker 1: About those water slide eels.
Speaker 4: Dressing the els, it's like you're afraid to talk about
Speaker 4: the eel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, it's like, oh, look at that
Speaker 1: puffy costume. Eal Boom comes to like, jumps in the water,
Speaker 1: steals all your blood that has a mask come down
Speaker 1: to eels.
Speaker 2: Jacksonville colon, We're a water slide in Jacksonville. Parentheses.
Speaker 1: Think about that. You know what I you guys have
Speaker 1: experienced this. This is like the numerous times where you
Speaker 1: fly into a city. You're doing a comedy club for
Speaker 1: the first time, right, and you're staying in like you know,
Speaker 1: the city, part of whatever wherever you are, and then
Speaker 1: the feature picked you up. I was working with a
Speaker 1: super nice dude and you drive, you leave the city
Speaker 1: and you drive for I don't know, forty minutes to
Speaker 1: get to the comedy club and you're like, where are we?
Speaker 1: And the comedy club is in the middle.
Speaker 2: Of Noble's Never it wasn't in Jacksonville, was it likely?
Speaker 1: Jacksonville is larger than I think Europe, so I have
Speaker 1: to fact check that, but it's pretty close, so it's
Speaker 1: technically still Jacksonville. But I think that's a that's a
Speaker 1: that's so hard.
Speaker 4: So then you had to drive out to like Portugal.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: I literally was just like I don't know where I am,
Speaker 1: like by the by the last show, you know, and
Speaker 1: you don't really care anymore. You're like, oh, this is great.
Speaker 1: I floated to Jacksonville. We drove an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: I had a hood over my head. I don't even
Speaker 1: know where whatever. But he literally was like and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know we're having you know, he just started the
Speaker 1: comedy club and he's gonna be successful because it's a
Speaker 1: really fun dude. But he's like, well, we're having trouble.
Speaker 1: You know, we're just you know, getting people out. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, cause it's it's I think you either
Speaker 1: have to pick, like it's halfway between, if you're looking
Speaker 1: on a map, downtown like proper downtown Jacksonville and then
Speaker 1: like thirty miles west of the beach, right, and it's
Speaker 1: halfway in between, and like I feel like you got
Speaker 1: to pick, you know, you gotta pick one. Then they
Speaker 1: want the gays to come out because I'm gay, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, the gays don't go to the middle of
Speaker 1: nowhere in a strip mall.
Speaker 4: No, that's not safe.
Speaker 2: Next year, that's fear.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh sure out there in the corner of town
Speaker 6: next to trailer hitches, et cetera.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's kind of fear for everybody.
Speaker 1: But then you get a cold double notch up.
Speaker 4: Like Now, what I was thinking was, there's so much
Speaker 4: blind faith in you being in that guy's car and
Speaker 4: then driving out to that club. You just have to
Speaker 4: be like, I hope this works out for.
Speaker 6: The past, trying not to get nervous about that hood
Speaker 6: on your head that you mentioned.
Speaker 2: That's horrifying. Oh why is he driving? He's the one driving.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 6: I poked myself an eye hole, he says, And as
Speaker 6: Florida accent, we were all captives.
Speaker 1: Really, if you think about it, if you really, he's
Speaker 1: from Atlanta and I did some research, so I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fine the feature. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And when you say he's nice, does that mean he's
Speaker 2: not funny?
Speaker 1: No, he's funny.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's funny. Rare combo. Yes, I worked with
Speaker 2: a lot of nice people in Texas.
Speaker 1: You know some seriously, you know, there's always like that
Speaker 1: real hefty amount of social awkwardness. Yea, yeah right, Well
Speaker 1: not you guys, but you know people that you just
Speaker 1: sort of forced into it. You're like, Okay, we're going
Speaker 1: to be in a relationship for the next seventy two hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But no, I have to say the host was one
Speaker 1: of the funniest experiences I think ever, because he's Special K. No,
Speaker 1: he is a local. I hope. I'm so jealous.
Speaker 2: It wasn't Scotty K.
Speaker 6: No, it's special Okay, Okay, it's there's a guy named
Speaker 6: Scotty K and he might as well live in Florida?
Speaker 6: Did he didn't have keyboards? And then Azima closer, Oh god.
Speaker 1: I wish okay it was. It would be amazing if
Speaker 1: Special K handed it off.
Speaker 5: To Scottie K and hit it off to me and
Speaker 5: you're like, sorry, I don't have any keyboards.
Speaker 1: Yeah this time, this time, I call me back. No,
Speaker 1: he had this thing where he goes when I say
Speaker 1: I'm when I say I'm bringing up more comedy, I go,
Speaker 1: do you are you ready for more comedy? And meanwhile,
Speaker 1: he's black, the crowd is white, and he and he
Speaker 1: makes the whitest crowd ever go show enough, bring it on.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 1: I was writing all this stufftown because I knew I
Speaker 1: was gonna see you guys. Tell you say again, show enough,
Speaker 1: bring it up. I can't even as a white person,
Speaker 1: try to even pull that out of my mouth response.
Speaker 1: But I say, it was like when I say you
Speaker 1: guys ready for more comedy, you screamed out shown you.
Speaker 2: Know, you know, like nobody does now sing it sure enough. Sure.
Speaker 2: I think it's you guys, just because you we talked
Speaker 2: about this earlier. I have an urban way of speaking.
Speaker 2: I think it's shown up to show and thenough and
Speaker 2: show shown enough.
Speaker 4: Show enough.
Speaker 1: But like it's so awkward for a group of people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: once was I think a depressing conventions yeah from the eighties,
Speaker 1: now converted into some sort of comedy.
Speaker 6: Cl K, before I get you excited about your next comedian,
Speaker 6: everyone passed around the shoe, pole it and apply it
Speaker 6: to your feet.
Speaker 2: Let's get it. Let's make it real awkward, all right,
Speaker 2: get it started.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was this is how we want to start
Speaker 4: it racist, it was it.
Speaker 1: Was, you know, he didn't obviously do a lot of
Speaker 1: stand up anymore super nice guy.
Speaker 4: Uh, it just was like I kind of love that
Speaker 4: it like it was people.
Speaker 1: Going a little rough.
Speaker 2: It was early rap albums, Yes, social gay special.
Speaker 4: I've had a couple of people nickname me special K
Speaker 4: and I don't mind it.
Speaker 2: It means you're athletic.
Speaker 1: No. I I wanted him to call me something like
Speaker 1: sassy or like, I don't know, it gives me something.
Speaker 1: Is the one with the special.
Speaker 2: Sorry sorry, Aaron.
Speaker 4: So what have you missed as you've been gone? What
Speaker 4: did you miss the most besides uh, normalcy.
Speaker 1: Well, it's one of those things where like I hadn't
Speaker 1: I was doing this writing gig, so I didn't I
Speaker 1: hadn't traveled in like six weeks, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is the greatest thing ever I knowed to travel.
Speaker 1: But then when you're in La like for a long
Speaker 1: chunk of time, you're like, get me out. Yes, So
Speaker 1: then you're on the road. How Jacksonville wasn't that bad?
Speaker 1: Like next time, I'm gonna like keep the rental car
Speaker 1: so I can go to the beach and have more
Speaker 1: of Like you know, you have to do every city
Speaker 1: or town whatever it is once and then you get
Speaker 1: the lay of the land, you know. Yeah, I do
Speaker 1: think there's this thing in Florida where you've got really fine,
Speaker 1: normal looking people, and then you've got an element to
Speaker 1: Florida that it's like. At one point in the crowd,
Speaker 1: it looked like nineteen ninety five hip met like Chernobyl adjacent,
Speaker 1: and I kept thinking, what am I possibly gonna say
Speaker 1: that's gonna bring this group to I got my eyewash
Speaker 1: station is over here.
Speaker 7: I missed good coffee and people with just normal features,
Speaker 7: no one like looking like a melted candle. I had
Speaker 7: a real stretch where I was like, is everyone limping?
Speaker 2: What is happening? Where am I?
Speaker 4: We went a couple of chrystals ago. I went to
Speaker 4: Seers with my dad because he had to buy some tool,
Speaker 4: and we went to get into the return line, and
Speaker 4: my dad looks around real mad under his breathak to me,
Speaker 4: he goes, Jesus, it looks like the line to lords
Speaker 4: in here. I just walked out the back door.
Speaker 5: Real low tolerance for any kind of Oh my god,
Speaker 5: a problem with people.
Speaker 1: I love a good Irish Catholic Lord's reference. Mary and
Speaker 1: Dick dropped the Lord's bomb a lot growing up. Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 1: here's a good one for you guys, because I think
Speaker 1: we always talk about, like, you know, Irish Catholic stuff.
Speaker 1: My mom riddled her whole life with anxiety. And you know,
Speaker 1: now I after, like you know, after you spend four
Speaker 1: solid days in Florida just the local news, You're like,
Speaker 1: this is what happens to people. They get paranoid because
Speaker 1: of the local news in Florida. Yeah, and it was
Speaker 1: like one fear based, you know, sinkhole story after another.
Speaker 1: My favorite sink I'm obsessed with sinkholes.
Speaker 2: I love them. But I can't even tell you how
Speaker 2: have you guys ever had the pleasure of falling into one?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, but I just am fascinated. They're
Speaker 5: always perfectly circular.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's they're fascinating. This is the best A couple
Speaker 1: of years ago, sir, I'm sidetracking. No, I just started
Speaker 1: chugging a coffee. I because I haven't had good coffee
Speaker 1: in seven days.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: There was a New Yorker article on sinkholes maybe about
Speaker 1: two years ago. And the craziest thing is there's this
Speaker 1: woman in Florida who's not who's been in not one,
Speaker 1: but two sinkhole incidents. No, and I thought, how does
Speaker 1: she leave her out? Like, where was she in her
Speaker 1: house when it happened? No, one of them was her backyard,
Speaker 1: and the other one was like walking down a random street. Oh,
Speaker 1: but either you play the lottery or you don't leave
Speaker 1: the house.
Speaker 2: Well as a human on a pedestrian sinkhole.
Speaker 4: That's amazing.
Speaker 6: Oh you did something that's like lightning where you got
Speaker 6: to look internally.
Speaker 2: Why that happened? You've magnet yeah something, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, crazy, Yeah, I'll never forget. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like I want to not follow slash follow
Speaker 1: that lady around? Wow, exactly what is she doing from
Speaker 1: the safety? Was she a sin woman or a heavier
Speaker 1: set lady?
Speaker 4: What are the worries?
Speaker 6: I was after you said that, I'm like following her
Speaker 6: around actually is absolutely what you shouldn't do.
Speaker 2: She's leaving behind her.
Speaker 6: Oh boy, do I want to follow you around and
Speaker 6: fall right behind you like we're shooting out of a
Speaker 6: tube one a time.
Speaker 1: She leaves the house, she carries a treasure chests filled
Speaker 1: with gold.
Speaker 4: She's going to take it down with her.
Speaker 5: One of my favorite things that's ever happened is in
Speaker 5: the somewhere in the late nineties or mid nineties, there.
Speaker 4: Was a sinkhole in San Francisco that was a block long,
Speaker 4: was up.
Speaker 5: It was up by Quoit Tower. Because my friend used
Speaker 5: to live up. Her apartment was up near there.
Speaker 1: So I went in.
Speaker 2: Which is the top of the hill, the highest point
Speaker 2: in San.
Speaker 1: Francisco, and a lot of those hills are risks. Yah
Speaker 1: know a little bit about the little geography.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, actually from that vantage point, it's a perfect
Speaker 6: Isouceles trying we two Alcatraz. A lot of people don't
Speaker 6: know that. That the high pont news. Yeah, it's exactly
Speaker 6: thirty degrees.
Speaker 2: Carry on.
Speaker 1: Geography and geometry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there's a reason those two words are the same.
Speaker 6: Actually no, Strodamus first said before, sorry, I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: Of I'm gonna jump out of the car now. Sorry,
Speaker 2: just yodle it out.
Speaker 6: You know how when Goofy would fall anyway, talk about
Speaker 6: this sinkful all bit to talk about.
Speaker 4: A sink full of sinkholes. My friends was like you
Speaker 4: have to come and see this. Oh well, I was
Speaker 4: just gonna say. San Francisco is built on garbage. They
Speaker 4: just built the whole city. That's why it's all hilly
Speaker 4: and crazy. It's just a garbage jump, and my dad
Speaker 4: used to say that all the time. The whole thing's
Speaker 4: gonna sink because it's just a floating garbage jump that
Speaker 4: has cement on.
Speaker 2: Did they even pack it down?
Speaker 1: No, they just.
Speaker 4: Dripped asphalt across the top of it, almost sarcastically.
Speaker 1: Oh, like a villain.
Speaker 2: Let's see along this last nick still take playing here?
Speaker 2: That's the yeah, okay, never, that's the little alien from Okay.
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say. We walked down and there
Speaker 4: was like yellow police taper or whatever, and literally twenty
Speaker 4: feet down there were cars at in parking spots with
Speaker 4: their what am I trying to say, the parking meters? No,
Speaker 4: all down down twenty foot hole. You look straight down
Speaker 4: and it's just a row of cars, like as if
Speaker 4: they were parked on the street with parking meters, but
Speaker 4: they're down in the ground.
Speaker 2: You saw there.
Speaker 1: We took a cab to it.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: Was it the scariest thing ever?
Speaker 2: Did you take a picture?
Speaker 4: No? This was the nineties where nobody had I would
Speaker 4: didn't have my disc camera on me.
Speaker 2: I used to always have a camera with me. I
Speaker 2: used to work for the Bugle, the Daily. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've heard of you.
Speaker 1: Jimmy. Wait, Chris, where did you grow up?
Speaker 2: I grew up in Montana.
Speaker 1: Oh, Big Skysteak.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, where my father, who will be very happy
Speaker 6: that you're on this podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he loves you, and uh, he will be listening.
Speaker 1: We went, We went really awkward Karen office party. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk to anyone in the business, and
Speaker 1: I latched onto Chris's dad, who was so delightful and
Speaker 1: I talked to Chris's dad the whole time.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. He's been on the podcast, and he'll be
Speaker 2: happy that you are.
Speaker 1: Yay, please give me a big camel to me.
Speaker 2: I will, I will.
Speaker 6: Indeed, he's doing great. We're about to approach Silver Lake Boulevard.
Speaker 6: Should I get off there?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: Okay, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: You can just wrap me off right here on the
Speaker 1: one O one and I'll roll myself home.
Speaker 2: Don't forget to yodel historic Filipino Town.
Speaker 4: I love when I see signs like that and it's
Speaker 4: like I would never have guessed that, Yeah.
Speaker 2: That that is what that there's Filipino Town right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird, but like you're in the back of
Speaker 1: the car, you know, with a microphone as you do,
Speaker 1: and you see certain things that you're like, oh, I've
Speaker 1: never seen that before and it's been seven years.
Speaker 6: And you acknowledge it by saying it into the microphone
Speaker 6: and you're like, oh, like what.
Speaker 4: That Happy Endings weird dance place we just passed?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just was like, no to sell check that place out?
Speaker 2: Is it called Happy Endings?
Speaker 5: We just drove past some building that was red and
Speaker 5: black and the sign said happy Oh god.
Speaker 6: Hey, it was like stop by here at one in
Speaker 6: the morning. If you hate one of your kidneys, as.
Speaker 1: Will you're your kids?
Speaker 2: Yeah, either way, you're gonna be left in a bucket
Speaker 2: of ice. Okay.
Speaker 1: Have you been on the road to lot Chris? I?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had some small town Texas. I was in
Speaker 6: Texas for three weeks.
Speaker 1: Three weeks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So it was some of the gigs were fun,
Speaker 6: and some like where I would look at the room
Speaker 6: and I was horrified by them because they had excuse me,
Speaker 6: they had like Duck Dynasty tattoos and no sleeves, and
Speaker 6: but I they were more open minded than me because
Speaker 6: they actually ended up being really sweet small town folks
Speaker 6: and I had a good time.
Speaker 2: Should I turn rider? Yeah, okay, but yeah, what parts
Speaker 2: of Texas paris Uh yeah, yeah. And I don't know
Speaker 2: if they celebrate that or acknowledge it or what.
Speaker 6: But I only knew about that movie when I lived
Speaker 6: in Austin, and I went to Austin and that was great.
Speaker 2: Austin's a dream and uh, Houston, I went to Houston.
Speaker 4: I was just at that airport meter hour years ago.
Speaker 2: Hobby lobby or bush.
Speaker 1: Loose balloons.
Speaker 2: Oh, someone just.
Speaker 1: Lost four block.
Speaker 2: I hope it's a little boy with an English accent.
Speaker 2: Helloon falloon ninety nine balloons. I just made myself left
Speaker 2: in that good podcast.
Speaker 1: I was standing left plane.
Speaker 4: Fuck God, please.
Speaker 2: Sir, Oh God, jesus.
Speaker 6: Oh look at the twenty fifteen Mustang. Oh god, that
Speaker 6: has a pretty I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 2: I like the way. I like the cut of that car.
Speaker 4: I like a lot of these brand new versions of
Speaker 4: muscle cars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like a little They aren't so like
Speaker 1: crapy and you're you're not you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: the cars You're like, oh, I'm going to die if
Speaker 1: I get close to that one.
Speaker 4: Like you can almost hear the door shutting as you
Speaker 4: look at it. You're like, oh, that locks, and there's
Speaker 4: you can't.
Speaker 1: Pull the lock up on my side, and it's also
Speaker 1: a transformer. It turns into a white fan. Could take
Speaker 1: a left at this like place?
Speaker 2: Real like you? Oh?
Speaker 6: I love it when people guess rather have the instinct
Speaker 6: to just give a little direction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, let me ask you this traveling comedy question.
Speaker 1: Can you ever leave like a festival or a club
Speaker 1: or anywhere in your life and you get a cab
Speaker 1: and the cab drivers falling asleep on the way to
Speaker 1: the airport. It is the scary.
Speaker 2: This happens to me all the time, horrifying.
Speaker 1: And I can see his eyes just dozing off in
Speaker 1: the review mirror, and I'm like, this is how I die.
Speaker 1: In the middle of Jacksonville. He's going to the airport.
Speaker 2: What do you do? Then? Just go long shift?
Speaker 1: Sir? Yeah, I literally sometimes I go did you grow
Speaker 1: up here? I swear to God, it has happened to
Speaker 1: me so many times. I'm like, this is really scary.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah. I have a friend who.
Speaker 6: Her and her boyfriend were somewhere in the I can't
Speaker 6: remember what state, it doesn't matter, but the Yeah, the
Speaker 6: guy fell asleep on the freeway.
Speaker 2: And they got in a horror car wreck and.
Speaker 1: It's so scary. Left, I'm sorry, Left, that's all right. Wait,
Speaker 1: who's the I'm totally blanking at his name, and I
Speaker 1: love the guy. He does that fun show on Thursdays
Speaker 1: with Baron? Is it Brian? Brian Cook? Brian Cook. This
Speaker 1: was the festival in Bloomington at the Attic and other places,
Speaker 1: not Moon Tower Limestone Comedy Festival. It was like seven
Speaker 1: in the morning. It was Brian Cook, myself and Cristella
Speaker 1: Alonzo were going to the airport and I'm the only
Speaker 1: one that's like sort of alert. Brian, I think, was
Speaker 1: still hammered, and because I was making fun of him,
Speaker 1: and the young kid that was driving us full on
Speaker 1: just passing out, and so I'm like hitting his arm,
Speaker 1: being like, how great was his festival? Thanks for volunteering.
Speaker 1: You want to keep us alive. It was like an
Speaker 1: hour ten of the airport. It wasn't like real quick,
Speaker 1: and so I kept hitting Brian's arm, like start engaging him.
Speaker 1: Brian's like, so you drinker? Like, I got to keep
Speaker 1: this toddler. So do you drink? Are you an alcohol?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that why the guy was passing out? Well?
Speaker 1: He I think he was just like overtired and maybe
Speaker 1: because he was super nice. He was just volunteering for
Speaker 1: the festival. But like I left the bar early and
Speaker 1: I saw him at the bar because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's that dude that works whatever. Scary.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there was a festival that I don't do anymore.
Speaker 6: I finally grew out of it. I hope in Calgary
Speaker 6: where they had volunteers and they every one of them
Speaker 6: was drunk, like they were being paid in but like
Speaker 6: as soon as they dropped off a comic, they'd come
Speaker 6: in watch part of the show and have some beers
Speaker 6: because it's Canada, okay, and all it was. I've complained.
Speaker 6: I seriously had complaints. I'm like, I don't want to
Speaker 6: die while I'm here. And it was a big It's
Speaker 6: quite all right. It is like a big ordeal that
Speaker 6: I had a problem with all the drunk volunteers.
Speaker 4: That's kind of crazy.
Speaker 5: At Sketch Fest, one of my rides was a girl
Speaker 5: who's just a little She was much more interested in
Speaker 5: like quote unquote keeping people.
Speaker 4: Entertained and not paying attention.
Speaker 5: Oh good, pig A left and that's that was such
Speaker 5: a bummer because That's when I realized of like, oh,
Speaker 5: I don't even think about these volunteers that are doing
Speaker 5: this for everybody.
Speaker 4: It doesn't mean they're sane.
Speaker 6: I know, right, Okay, No, A lot of times it's
Speaker 6: a weird way for them to get involved and there
Speaker 6: it's not just to be Oh I love helping the arts.
Speaker 2: It's none of them. They're not doing it for the endowments.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are no John.
Speaker 4: P and Catherine d.
Speaker 1: What do you call them?
Speaker 4: Foundations?
Speaker 1: Rockefeller that's right.
Speaker 6: Looking for all art is funded by old oil money.
Speaker 1: Yes, true, this is my neighborhood, you guys.
Speaker 2: I love it. I would live here.
Speaker 6: I'm really debating leaving Venice because I am so far
Speaker 6: away from everything.
Speaker 2: Maybe that place without a roof is opening up, you'd
Speaker 2: like a little barn now is going to be my roommate.
Speaker 6: I really, yeah, I should live here, be central, because
Speaker 6: I was talking to my roommate Nate, who says, hi,
Speaker 6: by the way, and he loves you, and we uh,
Speaker 6: it's ridiculous that I live at the ocean.
Speaker 2: This is right in the middle.
Speaker 6: It's beautiful. Look at all these like I would live
Speaker 6: in one of those modern condos or maybe a guesthouse,
Speaker 6: convert a street, or imagine me just living in that hammock.
Speaker 6: Me with a suitcase and a hammock, and so many biders, spikes, fighters, bikes,
Speaker 6: there's so many around. I hate poisonous spider spits at
Speaker 6: the stepside.
Speaker 1: Please pull over to the rights here.
Speaker 2: Oh certainly, I will.
Speaker 1: This is my building.
Speaker 2: Is it too close? Just right there?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I would, but there is a car behind me.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going all over anywhere, right around.
Speaker 2: I'm going to pull over here anywhere, all improperly. This
Speaker 2: is actually a pretty good spot.
Speaker 4: It's a gorgeous eucalyptus.
Speaker 2: Is that the kind of koala munches on?
Speaker 1: Yes, there's actually a couple of neighborhood koalas. We feed them,
Speaker 1: which is kind of, you know, adorable, yet really scary.
Speaker 1: We had to shoot one out of the tree one
Speaker 1: time because it's well, I don't want to alarm anyone
Speaker 1: in Silver Lake, but it shaved its teeth down to points.
Speaker 1: Not we jump out and just just jump on people's neck.
Speaker 2: This was a wild America. Are you this okay?
Speaker 1: You've never heard of the feral's Silver Lake koalas?
Speaker 6: I can't nineteen, I don't get this neighborhood publication.
Speaker 4: Well you got we gotta get you on this list.
Speaker 4: What's your email?
Speaker 2: Well you've heard of the Marina Delray kicking kangaroo. I
Speaker 2: mean I didn't know. There's a similar story with a marsupial.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know la Is. You know there's there's
Speaker 1: so much flora in Pharma it's unbelievable. It's real lush.
Speaker 1: Do you guys know about it?
Speaker 2: And all these visiting Australians that's where they bring it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but all these fucking will Anderson's come to town and they.
Speaker 4: Got smuggling feral koalas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, pouched animals and their pouches.
Speaker 1: There when people sneak in horrible crazy reptiles into the
Speaker 1: state of Florida, or do they sneak them out?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just leave them there, right, they're already there.
Speaker 2: They sneak them in, let them grow up there, and
Speaker 2: then pull them out as adult.
Speaker 1: There's a huge gator tank in the comedy clip of Jackson.
Speaker 6: I'm kidding, I would love it if you had to
Speaker 6: lob your jokes over a gator tank.
Speaker 4: Is she gonna go for a swim tonight?
Speaker 2: Say?
Speaker 1: Everybody says, show, no show, now, bring it on. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, we are two wife, we pull this off.
Speaker 4: Do you have any plugs or things you want to
Speaker 4: talk about? Well?
Speaker 2: When is this gonna air on next Monday?
Speaker 1: Okay? Then on December sixth, I'll be in Portland. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's a great place to find the funhouse lounge. And
Speaker 1: then the next night, Sunday, December December seventh, I will
Speaker 1: be at Columbia City Theater in Seattle.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great, what a fun double it.
Speaker 4: That's better.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I try to avoid comedy clubs at all costs. Is
Speaker 1: that a problem if I'm a comedian?
Speaker 2: I think you're you're doing everything I wish I was doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just it's better for it's better for everything.
Speaker 2: I guess time to avoid. Yes, I agree, I agree some.
Speaker 1: Of them are really fun. But otherwise I'm like, I
Speaker 1: should I could I do a one nighter here for
Speaker 1: the same money and quality of show, or five at
Speaker 1: your club where you're busting with a hood over.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 6: All you have to do is figure out some kind
Speaker 6: of a door deal with a friendly venue person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's easier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you.
Speaker 6: Sorry, comedy clubs. Your time is up.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to perform at your crazy Kuala cafe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: devastated Sunday morning. You can ask me all day long,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to go.
Speaker 6: You can take your mid show announcements, roll them up
Speaker 6: and fucking stick them in your comment jar.
Speaker 1: One last thing, Special k and before the feature did
Speaker 1: a really good job. And then of course you want
Speaker 1: to bring up the headline right away, you know I
Speaker 1: should do, and everywhere else and he'd go, okay, we
Speaker 1: got a full kitchen and we got cake, and I
Speaker 1: was like, this isn't happening. This isn't happening. Cake. You
Speaker 1: talk about cake for four and a half minutes. So
Speaker 1: then I go up there and be like, yes, there's cake.
Speaker 4: I just have to sweep this the cake ship off
Speaker 4: the stage right now.
Speaker 1: Show enough we got cake.
Speaker 2: Sho Oh my god, that's terrific. I want to meet
Speaker 2: Special Ku.
Speaker 6: This uh possibly this episode was the most laughs per minute.
Speaker 4: LPM's were very hot.
Speaker 6: I mean I wasn't even looking at the dash, but
Speaker 6: I think they were. They were in the red yeah and.
Speaker 4: Uh and the jpms were also highly jokes.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, and they were almost consecutive with the laughs
Speaker 6: or in congruent or related to I'm going to go.
Speaker 2: To bed and die and die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to put this into a pythagony theorem
Speaker 1: that it's going to come out to happy hour.
Speaker 2: That's right, you know, koint Tower speaking of the pytagony
Speaker 2: in theorem. Just kidding you gotta Yeah, this was so fun.
Speaker 1: You're the greatest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the best.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I got to laugh after of seven
Speaker 1: days in Florida and a ride home. This is the
Speaker 1: greatest podcast ever.
Speaker 2: And thanks for having uh this much fun energy getting
Speaker 2: off a plane.
Speaker 1: And it's coffee. I'm just happy to be in the
Speaker 1: state of California.
Speaker 6: We're happy to have you back. And you gave your plugs. Yes,
Speaker 6: what's your website?
Speaker 1: My website is crazy Koala at No, it's Eronkfoley dot com. Oh,
Speaker 1: there's up to the minute.
Speaker 2: You do it, you do it minute later.
Speaker 1: Do you take pictures of your food and stuff? I
Speaker 1: take pictures of everything I eat and I update them
Speaker 1: every thirty My website.
Speaker 2: Your website, it's just all photos of coffee foam.
Speaker 1: It's like, are you on Instagram?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Are you on Eronkfoley dot com.
Speaker 5: That's the quarkfolly dot com kind of like the weight
Speaker 5: watcher's website.
Speaker 4: I just want to it's a food or just to
Speaker 4: keep up.
Speaker 1: Hey, who waited? Tomali Eric Kfolly dot com Load.
Speaker 2: It wellad it up? I'm gonna go there. And what's
Speaker 2: your tweeter?
Speaker 1: Aaron? This is how much I'm on Twitter, Aaron Foley Comic.
Speaker 1: I think, okay, I'm gonna really start trying.
Speaker 6: You're trying, You're doing great. Okay, I guess that we've
Speaker 6: reached our conclusion timeline.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys, so bad and I mean, I guess,
Speaker 1: God speed and happy holidays.
Speaker 2: Living in His grace. Thank you. You've been listening to
Speaker 2: Do you need a ride? D y n A R?
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? You wanna way back? Either way?
Speaker 3: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 3: you clean us time and they turning on engage.
Speaker 4: We want to send you off inside.
Speaker 1: We want to welcome you back home. Tell us all
Speaker 1: about every scared her?
Speaker 4: Was it fine?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: Porn?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride.
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chriss,