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Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 3: time and aid. Turman alingaye.

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Speaker 4: We want to send you off instide.

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Speaker 5: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 4: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her?

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Speaker 4: Was it fine?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 4: Porn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do your need ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 4: This is Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 2: We've decided to pronounce the question mark at the end

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Speaker 2: of our title.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, not just say the title, but really acted out.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, who says do you need a ride? When they're

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Speaker 6: actually saying that to a person?

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Speaker 4: Whoever says do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: If you really know exactly.

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Speaker 6: Who they're talking All right, maybe that's where the what

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Speaker 6: is it a stress?

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Speaker 2: That's where the stress word should.

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Speaker 5: Be on you you because just always pretend like you're

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Speaker 5: talking to fifteen thousand people or more.

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Speaker 2: Do you need a ride? Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need a ride? Well?

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Speaker 6: With my twelve tape series I will teach you.

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Speaker 4: Rich down how poor do you need to ride?

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Speaker 6: I don't know why I turned that into a seminar.

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Speaker 6: I liked it, the do you need to ride seminar? Yeah,

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Speaker 6: where you never have a ride? Where you never ever ride?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 4: How are levels?

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Speaker 2: They're good? Sorry? I always get distracted by the levels.

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Speaker 6: Oftentimes it's either the daytime reflecting off of my gauges,

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Speaker 6: daytime reflecting off of my gauges. I think that I

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Speaker 6: have a problem, a serious problem.

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Speaker 4: I think your problem is everyone else's benefit.

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Speaker 6: Well, I suppose because that makes them feel good about

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Speaker 6: how they talk, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, because it's god damn entertaining.

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Speaker 6: There's actually been a few flippant comments about me and

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Speaker 6: my trouble with the English language.

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Speaker 1: Where on Twitter, and I.

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Speaker 6: Know that it's all good and fun and actually coming

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Speaker 6: from fans, but it hurts.

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Speaker 5: It hurts, you know what The thing is when you

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Speaker 5: open up the door like that, when you talk about it,

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Speaker 5: then people feel that they can.

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Speaker 2: Also talk about it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, they forget that it's still a sensitive.

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Speaker 6: It's like when I say, oh, my mom is so crazy,

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Speaker 6: and then some friend goes, yeah, your mom is crazy.

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Speaker 1: Hey, hey, fuck off.

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Speaker 6: Fuck you man, that's my name. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: That's why I try not to.

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Speaker 5: And I know sometimes I do to you because I

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Speaker 5: pretend like this is a private car ride instead of

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Speaker 5: a public forum. I try not to talk about how

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Speaker 5: much I don't like being overweight, because people will absolutely.

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Speaker 4: Just fucking start telling you about it. That's the worst

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Speaker 4: word of.

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Speaker 2: Oh are you fucking kidding?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's a girl's thing.

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Speaker 1: Girls.

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Speaker 5: Every girl thinks she's fat, so every girl thinks she

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Speaker 5: can talk to you like, oh, you're gonna say that

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Speaker 5: now I can't do.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's awful.

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Speaker 4: It's not great. It's not great.

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Speaker 5: But you know what, we get a lot of other

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Speaker 5: great stuff, nail polish and doors open for us, and.

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Speaker 2: That's gotta be worth it.

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Speaker 4: It's so great. It's so much fun.

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Speaker 2: You can call me tons of fun all day.

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Speaker 6: But if you lay down a sweater over a puddle

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Speaker 6: as you helped me out of a wagon, I will.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're looking for?

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Speaker 2: You? Oh, you got a date or something?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Is he right up your ass? Oh?

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Speaker 2: And guess who's slowing down? I wish that a lesson.

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Speaker 6: I wish I had a bumper sticker right now for

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Speaker 6: this specific situation.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna zip out to the left and pass you with.

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Speaker 2: She's got a Masarati.

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Speaker 4: Get out of Maserati. Insered a child in that car.

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Speaker 5: It was a blue Maserati, a midnight blue Maserati. That's

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Speaker 5: that's money wasted. Yeah, you might as well put it

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Speaker 5: in a pile and burned it.

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Speaker 2: Exactly.

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Speaker 1: There's no resale.

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Speaker 2: Value on ahead, go ahead and buy a Maserati.

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Speaker 6: But any color other than midnight blue, you're wasting your wool.

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Speaker 4: Hate Carl Sagan. Midnight blue is not a good idea.

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Speaker 6: I have a question because I hear his name a lot,

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Speaker 6: and I don't want to any I think I figure,

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Speaker 6: now that a lot of people are listening, it's a

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Speaker 6: good time for me to admit I do not know

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Speaker 6: who Carl Sagan is.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I can tell you, But first of all, everybody,

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Speaker 4: let's not give Chris shit for this.

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Speaker 5: Yeah it's he's Carl Sagan is a very niche person.

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Speaker 5: I was forced to watch a show he hosted in

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Speaker 5: the seventies.

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Speaker 4: Cosmos. Yes, he is an astrophysicist.

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Speaker 6: I know what he looks like now he looks like

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Speaker 6: he's a mustachelist version of the dad from Adams Family.

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Speaker 2: He looks like that.

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Speaker 4: Guy, right, Yeah, but his hair is a little bit

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Speaker 4: more seventies full, it's not slicked back.

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Speaker 2: I hadn't started on his hair care.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, with really full hair, more so than the guy

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Speaker 6: from Adams Family.

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Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say next.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, Yeah, I don't know why I have to interrupt

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Speaker 6: Well some might call that, some might call it violently

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Speaker 6: jumping on my words like.

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Speaker 2: A like a sentence mugger.

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Speaker 4: You you know what your sentences are worth mugging because

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Speaker 4: with the daylight gleaming off your instruments or whatever you're

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Speaker 2: A bit Why didn't I just say daylight gleaming off

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Speaker 6: I think I said the daytime bouncing off my gauges.

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Speaker 2: It's barely barely the same my version.

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Speaker 4: You know, at these the way we use our words

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Speaker 4: is our own fingerprint, our verbal fingerprint in life. And

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Speaker 4: you know you're right, never a bad thing, it's who

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Speaker 6: What kind of a legacy am I leaving with my

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Speaker 6: jumbled sentences?

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Speaker 5: You're a legacy of humanity? Of human frailty, that everyone

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Speaker 5: possesses a realness.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you're super street.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, there's a kiss of urban to everything.

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Speaker 6: I say, homie, and that's the truth.

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Speaker 2: Ruth, motherfucker word all right, right, okay, okay, a bad word.

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Speaker 1: We are like that.

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Speaker 2: I think it's the perfect You go ahead and say,

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Speaker 2: what are we doing, Karen.

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Speaker 4: We're here, I'll say it. We're going to Lax, one

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Speaker 4: of our favorites.

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Speaker 2: Would you say, Oh, it's the best, it's the best.

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Speaker 4: Wanted to go to. It feels very official. Yes, of

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Speaker 4: all the choices we have, which is two of them two,

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Speaker 4: it's number one, one of the two. And we're picking

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Speaker 4: up stand up comedian Aaron Foley, who is hilarious.

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Speaker 2: She really is.

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Speaker 4: She does the road like real comedian starts. Okay, she's

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Speaker 4: just like a real comedian.

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Speaker 2: She really is.

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Speaker 4: She's a comedian.

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Speaker 2: She's enjoyed.

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Speaker 6: She has that thing where you know, I call it

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Speaker 6: the Brian Reagan factor where you do well in la

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Speaker 6: she goes out and she does the old road real gigs.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and she gets real depressed on the road like

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Speaker 5: everyone we know that does road gigs.

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Speaker 2: And then oh, we should mention that right away.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think she will.

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Speaker 5: I bet you will, because she's coming back from I

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Speaker 5: believe she said something along the lines of a Jacksonville

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's rough.

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Speaker 6: No, come on, all you listeners, and no, all you

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Speaker 4: We just mean the actual earth of Florida.

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Speaker 2: We don't mean the people that live there right right.

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Speaker 2: It's bad soil.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a bad idea to build a state right

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Speaker 6: next to a gulf.

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Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. You can't grow corn's soil.

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Speaker 2: That's that's how.

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Speaker 6: I rank fancy states, is their ability to grow corn.

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Speaker 5: So we're going Kansas number one, Iowa number two, Kentucky

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Speaker 4: What grows in Kentucky?

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Speaker 6: Oh, some kind of grass opinions about the president.

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Speaker 2: Those are rampant this year. That crop mm hmmm. I

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Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know much about Kentucky.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to.

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Speaker 4: Talk about politics, but did you hear that they cleared

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Speaker 4: the Bengazi situation was totally cleared of all wrongdoing, Like

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Speaker 4: it's been investigated, And they came out with a report

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Speaker 4: last Friday that said all those allegations are false.

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Speaker 2: Really, and it.

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Speaker 4: Was a Friday news dump, so no one heard the story.

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Speaker 2: It was even though we've been talking about it for

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Speaker 2: how long now?

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Speaker 5: Well, I think certain people have been trying to talk

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Speaker 4: Who cares? I hate this shit? I hate politics, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: me too.

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Speaker 1: Even pretending to.

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Speaker 4: Know what I'm talking about, I don't.

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Speaker 2: None of us do, none of us.

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Speaker 6: We're all just pawns in this big old fat man

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Speaker 6: in the cat sky money game.

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Speaker 1: You know, That's all I'm trying to say.

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Speaker 6: Man, old Daddy Warbucks with his black and white tie,

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Speaker 6: with his red, white and blue pants.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what he's wearing, but he doesn't listen

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Speaker 2: at me.

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Speaker 4: No way, Man, you're being lied to.

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Speaker 1: Brother.

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Speaker 2: We're being filmed right now. I mean we should be,

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Speaker 2: should be just for YouTube promotional reasons.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we're almost there.

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Speaker 2: We are oh, oh yeah to the airport.

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Speaker 6: Oh right, yeah we are, oh yes, popularity wise, and

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Speaker 6: then also logistically.

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Speaker 4: Pick us for your podcast for relationship.

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Speaker 2: Oh here we go.

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Speaker 5: Eron just texted me there's a guy doing lunges while

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Speaker 5: Please take a moment, No, that was the time, and

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Speaker 4: She's still waiting for her bag. So she said, go slow.

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Speaker 6: I'm going to go in the slow lane behind this

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Speaker 2: Has anyone ever called someone a molass hole if they're slow?

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Speaker 4: That's another Fairbanks original?

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Speaker 2: Hurry up, molass hole?

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Speaker 4: Right, Yes, if we went around again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, who cares? I don't care.

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Speaker 5: We can really have a conversation. Yeah that's right. I'm

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Speaker 2: Oh she seems athletic.

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Speaker 6: I'm looking at her. I think I'm looking at her.

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Speaker 4: In the jersey, but I don't think she cares a purse.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 4: She had the same haircut that girl.

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Speaker 2: Yeah she did. You know who I'm talking about.

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Speaker 4: Oh and the one girl fell too bad.

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Speaker 2: Hey, older sister. Ooh look at her peg. Oh her pants.

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Speaker 1: That's what happens.

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Speaker 4: It's a real uh, it's a real, a rich scene

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Speaker 5: It's hard not to get into what you're seeing. Chris

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Speaker 2: Into the circle. That guy didn't need a hank.

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Speaker 4: He's an old asshole.

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Speaker 6: Yeah sorry, Oh, he's.

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Speaker 4: He's driving a light blue Xterra.

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Speaker 6: The guy he's mad because he doesn't he's not a

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Speaker 1: It's hard to.

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Speaker 4: Be in law. You get to boss people around with.

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Speaker 6: You because your little Nissan comes with a first gay kid. Okay,

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Speaker 4: And he's sneaking peaks at Chris because.

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Speaker 5: Well all the wild Chris is leaning as far into

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Speaker 5: Here's the thing, there's a lot of idiots in this world,

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Speaker 5: You know what, it's the same family, you know, it

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Speaker 6: Sort, right, right, So that's why I didn't jump down

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Speaker 4: Oh, were you about to jump down my throat for

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 6: No, because I knew that you just had confused them,

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Speaker 6: But no, that's the weirdest racist ever that just own

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Speaker 6: I think I was making fun of Dave Anthony's car

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Speaker 5: That apropos of nothing, It was a build out of

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Speaker 5: It looked like you were kind of having a freak out,

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Speaker 2: A lot of people don't know that I'm an actor.

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Speaker 5: You're not only an actor, but you are. You are

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Speaker 2: We scrubbed seagulls and do improv.

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Speaker 4: It's not the group.

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Speaker 2: I'm it's the same. I'd like to combine those groups.

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Speaker 6: We are actors and activists, so they do like scene

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Speaker 4: It's all because life isn't one big improv.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Hong Kong, and I want to do a herald

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Speaker 5: I want to do a herald with a harpoon in

457
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Speaker 5: my chest from defenders.

458
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:06,000
Speaker 6: Speaking of herald, Hey there he is, there, he is.

459
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:07,920
Speaker 6: I bet she's gonna be totally out here.

460
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,119
Speaker 2: I bet she thought that was Aaron Fuley.

461
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,960
Speaker 4: Oh wait, let's see.

462
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,679
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna you know, what is it?

463
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,639
Speaker 4: This Asian teenager with a sweatshirt.

464
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,600
Speaker 2: No, no, that is not Aaron Foley.

465
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,119
Speaker 1: Is it this middle aged security guard?

466
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:26,800
Speaker 2: No, that is not Aaron Fuley. Okay, is this.

467
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,560
Speaker 4: This young boy in a yellow shirt?

468
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,880
Speaker 1: Is this the same family again?

469
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,320
Speaker 4: Look, it's a brand new family. Oh that's way more.

470
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 6: I mean, why don't you announce their race too, Karen Mexican. Yeah,

471
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:42,280
Speaker 6: well all right, vaguely. They could be from bart.

472
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:46,320
Speaker 4: They could be from a Portugal Portugal.

473
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,120
Speaker 2: You know, when I learned Spanish and.

474
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:54,399
Speaker 6: College shortly before forgetting all of it, the teacher was

475
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 6: from Portugal. Oh really, but she was teaching. You know,

476
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:01,920
Speaker 6: there're way different versions of Spanish. Their version Portuguese.

477
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 4: Oh so it's stop Spanish.

478
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,200
Speaker 2: No, no, but it is.

479
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,640
Speaker 1: That's a way different versions.

480
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Speaker 6: I thought it was just similar. I thought it was

481
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,880
Speaker 6: an accent thing or she let us think. But I've

482
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:16,199
Speaker 6: since discovered that she pretty much spoke two languages. And uh,

483
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 6: you know, she had nice hair and I can't see erin.

484
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,359
Speaker 5: I kind of hate the way that dad just pushed

485
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:26,880
Speaker 5: his daughter back from the curb. I hope she does

486
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 5: something rebellious later. He just basically looked and then just

487
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 5: pushed her.

488
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,719
Speaker 2: Back yeah, yeah, he is doing goad.

489
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:34,639
Speaker 4: I'm going to get it.

490
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 2: I get it.

491
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 4: If anything that's gonna happen, it's gonna.

492
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 1: Be at l A X. I get it.

493
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 6: Abusing your daughter as a small price to pay for

494
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 6: saving her life.

495
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 2: I just have always said that. My dad used to

496
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 2: say that to my sister. He would she would get

497
00:22:55,240 --> 00:23:01,440
Speaker 2: close to theirs is, I would honk.

498
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 4: But she looks like the doctor from House, the female doctor.

499
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 2: Oh really, I don't I haven't watched a lot of

500
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 2: House episodes. Oh yes, do you think she'll want to

501
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:11,399
Speaker 2: get in the trunk? Hi?

502
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 6: Hi there, it's so good you're already having fun here.

503
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 6: I'll hold that for a second. I can't wait to

504
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 6: have a drink her coffee. That's cold. It feels good

505
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 6: on my cold source. It's an old joke, old joke.

506
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 6: It came up with that in like sixth grade, before

507
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 6: it was an actual threat.

508
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, to see your good to see you,

509
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 2: so good to see you.

510
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 6: Aaron Foley is in the back of the Honda. Yes,

511
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 6: we are, indeed nice.

512
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 1: We're halfway through. Oh my god, good, thank you guys.

513
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,360
Speaker 1: Good night. Hi. Oh, good to see you guys. Thanks

514
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: for dropping me off.

515
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 4: Aaron, right over at the American terminal.

516
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I sleep. I sleep in the American term.

517
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 4: Oh, like, tell me like America, Aaron, where were you?

518
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,360
Speaker 4: Let's hear. Let's hear about it word.

519
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,719
Speaker 2: For word, geographically and then emotionally.

520
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Geographically, I was in Jacksonville, Florida. Emotionally I

521
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: was a wreck.

522
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 2: Oh but.

523
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,920
Speaker 1: I'm here. How long were you there? Well? I turned

524
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: it into a week trip. I flew into Tampa on

525
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,479
Speaker 1: Monday to see Mary and Dick Foley's my parents. Oh yeah,

526
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: so that was adorable. So we get to we got

527
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: to hang out for like three or four days, and

528
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 1: then I drove from Ruskin, Florida to Jacksonville, as you do,

529
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: almost about four hours. Landed in Jacksonville, and yeah, never

530
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Speaker 1: been Have you guys ever been to jackson.

531
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Speaker 4: I've never been to jackson I don't know if I have.

532
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: I don't think you need to think. I think you

533
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: guys are good.

534
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 2: I have not. I've been to Where have I been?

535
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 6: I've been to Okalla, and I've been to Fort Lauderd

536
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 6: and I've been to Miami.

537
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 4: I've been to Key Largo and like the song.

538
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: What are You eighty?

539
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm eighty and I'm very wealthy, so watching p's

540
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 5: and q's.

541
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 6: And as I get older, I'd like to visit every

542
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 6: place in the song from Cocktail.

543
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, what if? What is that remind

544
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: me of exactly?

545
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 2: Cotail?

546
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: Cocktail? Cocktail. That was a great movie.

547
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 2: It's it's you know when you watch it now, you

548
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 2: aren't gonna say that really, yeah, holds off. I'm currently

549
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 2: watching Cocktail Drug.

550
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 6: Not that this podcast is about me telling what I'm

551
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 6: working on, but I'm gonna we're making a video where

552
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 6: there's a moment we are repurposing the movie Cocktail and

553
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 6: Forrest gumping me into scenes. So when they're doing the

554
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 6: hippie hippie shakes, drink mixing and everything, I'm in the middle,

555
00:25:55,160 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 6: like confused, taking moments out of context and we're witching

556
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,199
Speaker 6: the we're making it.

557
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 4: So.

558
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 6: I have a crush on Tom Cruise and I want

559
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 6: to be part of their bar that they're opening up. Yeah,

560
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 6: but they it's just all the moments where those two

561
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 6: are are it seemingly erotically, like their faces are always

562
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 6: next to each other and there Brian Brian, Yeah, the

563
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 6: guy that kills Australian right, yeah, his name is something

564
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 6: plain like Brian Brown.

565
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think straight.

566
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 1: It's all those movies at the senior community.

567
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 2: I'm going to go straight.

568
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 4: Yeah to get how hard a silver Lake?

569
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 2: Okay? Perfect?

570
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 1: How are you going to get there?

571
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 2: Do you know what one the hardest? Oh? God, I

572
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 2: like all those options or was that one thing.

573
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 1: That was just the same number?

574
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:50,880
Speaker 2: Oh?

575
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have a metropass, but that's okay. I

576
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: have now become a.

577
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 2: Person that's short for however, that.

578
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: Is obsessed with all ex travel. Why because I do

579
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: it so much that I have turned into that crazy

580
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: person that has like global entry tsa pre check, yes,

581
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 1: like the metro, like the past you put on your

582
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 1: express Lanes pass to get me into the one ten Yeah,

583
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: super lane. Oh it's I never thought i'd be that person.

584
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 5: Well, you you know how much time it weighs, so

585
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 5: you're probably just getting way.

586
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 1: Ahead of it. Yeah, I'm ahead of I'm gonna I

587
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: just I'm just on top of it all and I

588
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: never actually want to be there, right, I'm like, oh

589
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: where am I going again? But Jacksonville not so bad.

590
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 5: You could be a consultant with ways you call in

591
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 5: and just give your advice.

592
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 1: I've got the pink buggy.

593
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 2: It pops up.

594
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 6: Oh god, that guy could have hit me. I'm like,

595
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 6: I'm I'm typing. Oh, come on, sorry, I I'm just Oh,

596
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 6: there we go, I'll do that. I'm just in my phone,

597
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 6: speaking of ways, I interrupted everything.

598
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just was in a panic. But I'm back.

599
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: Okay.

600
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 4: Do you know where you're going?

601
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 2: Oh? Not at all?

602
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,719
Speaker 1: But did you I didn't even think of it. Direct him.

603
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna uh, I mean.

604
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: Now I don't know exactly where we're Okay, let's go

605
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: to the forum again. So we've done that a couple

606
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: of times. I just have to get on the one

607
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: of five east.

608
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 6: I got it now, okay, all right, you guys had

609
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 6: your chance to help. Now I just want to talk stuff.

610
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 6: What the heck is?

611
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 2: Who?

612
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: Where?

613
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 4: What club? And were you at a club in Jacksonville?

614
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 2: I was?

615
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: You know, I thought, uh, I thought it was going

616
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: to be an absolute shit show, but it didn't. It

617
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: turned out to be okay. But Jacksonville itself, like what

618
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: I do? What I do when I go to comedy

619
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: clubs now is I am obsessed with hotels? So you know,

620
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: you just like do everything you kind of like make

621
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: your life easier on the road. So I so the club,

622
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: you know, puts you in like a you know, a

623
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: rat's nest somewhere high upon a tree.

624
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 4: Used to care about.

625
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do. They're like, hey, find your way there

626
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: and go after yourself and then tell some jokes in between.

627
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,719
Speaker 1: So I just get like a buy out for whatever,

628
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: you know, shit fest they put you in, and then

629
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: I book my own hotel. Yeah, and so I was like, okay,

630
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: I'll go downtown Jacksonville. You know.

631
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,719
Speaker 4: Oh no, if it's anything like the song, it's not

632
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 4: gonna end up good.

633
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: I was the only one in downtowntown. It's like one

634
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: of those cities where it's just buildings and then Corporate

635
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: America closes up shop at six and it's a ghost town.

636
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 2: Oh no.

637
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it was me at the Omni Hotel with

638
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: we weird looking people.

639
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 4: Were there.

640
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 5: People there for like a they were having some kind

641
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 5: of convention or whatever.

642
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 2: You know.

643
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: It looked like part the The only positive there's a

644
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: couple of positive things is Symphony building was across the street,

645
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: and I was beautiful, or like the performing art center

646
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: of the Symphony was there, and every time I left

647
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: the hotel to do my shows. I was like, I

648
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: don't want to do my shows. I just want to

649
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: go to to see the symphony. Yeah, you know, as

650
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: opposed to performing jokes at the Comedy Club of Jacksonville.

651
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 4: Well, but it's called other people's symphony.

652
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 2: It's all the Comedy Club of jackson.

653
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: It's actually called the Comedy Club of jackson Well, yeah,

654
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: no it is, no, it is. It is called the

655
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: Comedy Club of Jacksonville. That is me left so hard.

656
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the title of a business in a town

657
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 6: where people don't like to get confused by words.

658
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 5: We are not laundering money at all at the Comedy

659
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 5: Club of Jacksonville.

660
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: It actually turned out to be like the owner, he's

661
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: only been doing a couple of years. Super nice, dude.

662
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: You know what it is, It's like the space is

663
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: so huge, Like it's like a like almost look like

664
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: this warehouse that they try to convert into a comedy club.

665
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: Oh it needs some help, it felt like, you know,

666
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: so there's plenty of room, there's plenty of room for

667
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: it to be empty.

668
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 4: Thing that you like to do, it's the top of

669
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 4: your show, right, let's be positive.

670
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 6: I have dreams about skateboarding out on the stage. Yes,

671
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 6: I mean my two worlds would be colliding.

672
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 1: And I have I have dreams to do a full

673
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: set of backup dancers with like plate spinning and jazz hands,

674
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: and I come in the shown on a wrecking ball.

675
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: So at the comedy, clipping jo.

676
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 2: Why don't we do that? Why? That was the best

677
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 2: thing Gallagher ever did?

678
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 6: Why aren't we all because we don't have enough money

679
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 6: to make a three thousand dollars giant couch.

680
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 5: You know we could get the money if we do

681
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 5: a kickstarter and say please sponsor us.

682
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 2: At the comedy, That's that's what we heard it.

683
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: Well, only Karen, Chris and Aaron live out their dreams.

684
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 5: Karen does a back walk over up to the microphone,

685
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 5: the way she's been dreaming.

686
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 4: All her life.

687
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: That's all I've ever wanted to do.

688
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 5: I'm the least gymnastic person of all time, But God,

689
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 5: if I could do that.

690
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: If I couldn't, if I could moonwalk, if I could

691
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: moon walk up to a stage, I would in a

692
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: heartbeat with some serious even.

693
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 4: A slight level. You're kind of screwed with moonwalk?

694
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: Was anyone else obsessed with the solid goal dancers growing up.

695
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 4: Yes, Marilyn McCoo know some of the Marilyn Marylyn McCoo

696
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 4: was the host. Yeah, I didn't know actually any of

697
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 4: the solid Goal dancer names. I don't think he knew.

698
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: I think there was probably a Yvonne, maybe a Carol.

699
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 2: Have you definite have you guys seen me?

700
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 6: I think when Key and Peel did a parody of it,

701
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 6: and it's it's the Crystal Light Aerobic Championships.

702
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's nineteen eighty eight.

703
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 6: It seems more like it'd be nineteen eighty two, but

704
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 6: and it's the I watched the actual, the entire thing

705
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 6: in its entirety, hosted by Alan Thick has just that

706
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 6: was a re edit where it's like the guy's flexing

707
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 6: and it says all their names, yeah, and then it

708
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 6: zooms in on them real quick. It's hilarious.

709
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 5: It's like twelve straight minutes of aerobics and it's the

710
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 5: introduction to the National Aerobics Championship and then.

711
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: And then actually you have to watch it.

712
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 6: It's amazing, and it's just nineteen eighty eight, and it

713
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 6: proves how dumb we've or how far we've come entertainment wise.

714
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 4: It seems like it's sixty years ago. When you watch it,

715
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 4: it looks like people are in a costume.

716
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: It seems like a sketch and I remember it paint

717
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: like a lot of aggressive Facebook.

718
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 6: No, No, it's just it's like people that would be

719
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 6: in an exercise video. Wow, and with little to know

720
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 6: flair or fanfare. There's one guy that had some like

721
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 6: streamers on his elbows.

722
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 5: But but they're like their names would come up and

723
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 5: they'll be it'll be like Taffy and Brandon from the

724
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 5: Workout Club Jacksonville.

725
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: No, yeah, yeah, you have to see.

726
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then they just they dance to this repetitive

727
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 6: song that still is in my head, and then they

728
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 6: do some push ups. Everyone had the same routine. Then

729
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 6: they go to these commentators and they're like, did you

730
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,879
Speaker 6: see those push ups? And then right right back into

731
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 6: the dancing. Those were some good moves. Not to mention

732
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:12,879
Speaker 6: those push ups.

733
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, this seems like Aaron fully dream secret. You have

734
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: to see. You'll freak out.

735
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 6: It's if you could somehow combine that. That's why I

736
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 6: bring it up with your comedy. Just dance out there,

737
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 6: lea'sard and then tear it away and then just be

738
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 6: wearing your scandup.

739
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: If anybody like to travel? Is anyone celebrating anything? I've

740
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,399
Speaker 1: got some travel chips worked out.

741
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,839
Speaker 4: Does anyone want to hear them?

742
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 1: Separate from the comedy, Separate, Pay you one hundred dollars,

743
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: wait three months, go get global entry. It's a basic interview.

744
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 1: But Nancy, you've never traveled.

745
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 2: Before, all right. I can't believe none of you are

746
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 2: pre check in TSA.

747
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: This is crazy. You automatically get a TSA check so

748
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: if you come off a cruise you can go right

749
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: through the line in Houston.

750
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 4: What are you saying, Joeanne, that you still bring three

751
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 4: leaders of water to the security check every time you fly.

752
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 4: You're surprised that you can't bring a vat of lotion.

753
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: Oh that's so weird. What do you mean I can't

754
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: bring well, four machete, six pounds of crystal light, and

755
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: six puppies.

756
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 2: Yad.

757
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 6: It looks like we've run out of time here at

758
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 6: the Comedy Club of Jacksonville Colon, Jacksonville's Comedy.

759
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 4: Club, Jacksonville's premier comedy club.

760
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 2: Colon, not a drug front.

761
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: There's like a bar that sponsored like I don't know,

762
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: late night, the late Night Show or something or the

763
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: Late Show and it was called bank Shots and they

764
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: kept calling it slingshots the whole time, and I had

765
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 1: no idea. I was like, I don't think that's right,

766
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: but I don't care because the Late Show only had

767
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: like fifty people in it. Yeah, And I was like whatever,

768
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: and so like, you know, I don't even drink, and

769
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 1: I well, I mean that's not true. I mean before

770
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: shows and I was like, screw it, I'm gonna have

771
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 1: a vat of white wine before the second show. I

772
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 1: was like, you guys, let's go to slight shots.

773
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 2: Let's get here. And they're all like, talk, isn't that

774
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 2: a type of underpanties?

775
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 4: If this uh business name doesn't have the word Jacksonville in.

776
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: It, I can't go to the Sorry, I'm sponsored my city?

777
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: Where's this? Where is this route taking you?

778
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Is that bad?

779
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: To the ten to the what?

780
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 2: To the ten to the one? Ten to the one?

781
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 2: So we aren't going to Silver Lake?

782
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 1: Or am I okay? To the tent of the one? Ten?

783
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 2: Yeah?

784
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: Are we on the four or five right now?

785
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? Because we could how would you guys go?

786
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 5: Well, at this point, we could go the four or

787
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 5: five connects with the one five right, or do that's

788
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 5: below us? Okay, I would just go to the one

789
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 5: on one and then go south right because I think

790
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 5: that other way is way more traffic down by downtown.

791
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 6: Oh well, it's I think you don't know where we are.

792
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 6: I think you have to take the to the I

793
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 6: absolutely only have the or I could go down by.

794
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: I totally don't.

795
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 2: It's okay, It's okay.

796
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 4: I put my glasses on my head fifteen minutes ago,

797
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 4: and I still am the kind of person that would.

798
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: Tell you where to go.

799
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't I think this.

800
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to follow your phone in you Chris, Oh yes,

801
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: but this part of LA is really confusing. It all

802
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: looks alike.

803
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 2: And yeah, maybe my navigator or I typed in the

804
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 2: wrong location. I just amn't.

805
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: I don't know that it'll be fun.

806
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 6: This is uh, It's part of the podcast is to

807
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 6: talk people. Don't get mad when we're talking about map

808
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 6: quest and stuff.

809
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: People fucking love it.

810
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 4: Don't get I'm obsessed. I mean this is a podcast

811
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 4: for you.

812
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,479
Speaker 5: Wait now, Aaron, you also have a podcast that's also

813
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 5: on all things comedy. Yes, why don't you tell us

814
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,760
Speaker 5: a little bit about girls with balls.

815
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: Wow, nailing the title that does not exist. It's called

816
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: the Comedy Club of Jacksonville Slash Sports without sponsored by

817
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: slang shots in bum fuck jackson Bill.

818
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 4: It's called sports. I've done it.

819
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: It's a great podcast, Karen. But we talked about the

820
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: San Francisco Giants. We did. You gotta come back on.

821
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 1: I would love to talk more about whatever. Yeah, it's good,

822
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: it's going well. Uh, it would be awesome. I gotta

823
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: get more, you know, the big push to get more

824
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: athletes on it, and but it's been really fun.

825
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 4: Did you go about doing that? People you know are

826
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 4: well just pr people.

827
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've I've done some research to get a hold

828
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 1: of some like sports agents, and I think it would

829
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: be a fun like platform for their lady lady athletes. Yes,

830
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: and then like someone knows someone knows someone. So that's

831
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: the that's the next big push for the show.

832
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 6: I would guess to get like pro football players that

833
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,919
Speaker 6: you'd have to give them money. I bet they don't

834
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 6: show up for anything for the love of the game.

835
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 1: Well, it's all ladies. Oh, yes, it's ladies. It's me

836
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: talking to another lady about.

837
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:08,320
Speaker 2: Sports, right right. Oh, I thought you meant guest athletes, Yeah.

838
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: Guest athletes. But I feel like for women's like like

839
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: for instance, you know, they don't get the exposure, you know,

840
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,280
Speaker 1: as all the male athletes do, so probably way easier

841
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, I think it would be. Yeah, So

842
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: that's what I'm that's what I'm attempting. But I've had

843
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: some like funny ESPN writers on and you know, and

844
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: just a lot of female comics that love sports, so

845
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: it's super fun.

846
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love one female comic that's not that interested

847
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 4: in sports. Yes, And then Karen came on, sure talk

848
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 4: about her home baseball team.

849
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: It was fun you Karen. You did a great job.

850
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 1: Thank you had that fun.

851
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 4: Your aunt who was what was that part that she

852
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 4: was like, maya Mary got caught in the two.

853
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,439
Speaker 1: But it's tack Bell Park.

854
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a big, like really cool play area, pack

855
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 5: Bell Park, and there's a big slide and it's like

856
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 5: you dump out either into a big baseball man or whatever,

857
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 5: and it's like at the park. So my aunt Mary

858
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 5: went over and took my nephew, my cousins who were

859
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 5: at the time like seven and nine or something to

860
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 5: go play in this thing. And then she was like

861
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 5: I'll go down the tube and she got stuck in

862
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 5: the tube.

863
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 6: Oh no, Yeah, did little kids like slam into her

864
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 6: and all pile up. Probably that's my biggest nightmare. I

865
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 6: used to have night it's at a water slide, but

866
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 6: I still had that nightmare.

867
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Speaker 4: Yeah, thank somebody had to go in and pull her

868
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,399
Speaker 4: legs out.

869
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 2: I don't know.

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00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: I think my nightmare now would be getting stuck versus

871
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: the stack up at the bottom, which is fearful, like.

872
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 4: You dump out and then everyone just comes piles onto you.

873
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a legitimate nightmare.

874
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 4: That's a serious slide. Worry you guys, get to be

875
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 4: careful in Again.

876
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 6: I hate to keep bringing up the water slide, but

877
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 6: it's the closest to that pack bell toobe.

878
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 2: I've been in.

879
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 6: It's at the end when you're in the pool and

880
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 6: then all these kids come and their knees hit the

881
00:40:59,000 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 6: back of your head.

882
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 2: There's serious injury. I remember kids getting split in the forehead.

883
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're all wet, so they're more uh splitable.

884
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

885
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, life goes in the water and everyone dies of

886
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: a bowl of Oh my god.

887
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 5: Somewhere the shirt comes out of the dreams smells the

888
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 5: blood meets the kids and a.

889
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 2: Bird, a low flying bird ships some floor on it.

890
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 4: It's the most dangerous thing you could do with your family.

891
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: About those water slide eels.

892
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 4: Dressing the els, it's like you're afraid to talk about

893
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 4: the eel.

894
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, it's like, oh, look at that

895
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: puffy costume. Eal Boom comes to like, jumps in the water,

896
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: steals all your blood that has a mask come down

897
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 1: to eels.

898
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 2: Jacksonville colon, We're a water slide in Jacksonville. Parentheses.

899
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: Think about that. You know what I you guys have

900
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: experienced this. This is like the numerous times where you

901
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: fly into a city. You're doing a comedy club for

902
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: the first time, right, and you're staying in like you know,

903
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: the city, part of whatever wherever you are, and then

904
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: the feature picked you up. I was working with a

905
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 1: super nice dude and you drive, you leave the city

906
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: and you drive for I don't know, forty minutes to

907
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: get to the comedy club and you're like, where are we?

908
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: And the comedy club is in the middle.

909
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 2: Of Noble's Never it wasn't in Jacksonville, was it likely?

910
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: Jacksonville is larger than I think Europe, so I have

911
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: to fact check that, but it's pretty close, so it's

912
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: technically still Jacksonville. But I think that's a that's a

913
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: that's so hard.

914
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 4: So then you had to drive out to like Portugal.

915
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 2: Yes.

916
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: I literally was just like I don't know where I am,

917
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: like by the by the last show, you know, and

918
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,399
Speaker 1: you don't really care anymore. You're like, oh, this is great.

919
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 1: I floated to Jacksonville. We drove an hour and a half.

920
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: I had a hood over my head. I don't even

921
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 1: know where whatever. But he literally was like and he's like, well,

922
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: you know we're having you know, he just started the

923
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 1: comedy club and he's gonna be successful because it's a

924
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: really fun dude. But he's like, well, we're having trouble.

925
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 1: You know, we're just you know, getting people out. And

926
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, cause it's it's I think you either

927
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: have to pick, like it's halfway between, if you're looking

928
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: on a map, downtown like proper downtown Jacksonville and then

929
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: like thirty miles west of the beach, right, and it's

930
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: halfway in between, and like I feel like you got

931
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 1: to pick, you know, you gotta pick one. Then they

932
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: want the gays to come out because I'm gay, and

933
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, the gays don't go to the middle of

934
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: nowhere in a strip mall.

935
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 4: No, that's not safe.

936
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,479
Speaker 2: Next year, that's fear.

937
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh sure out there in the corner of town

938
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 6: next to trailer hitches, et cetera.

939
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 4: I mean, it's kind of fear for everybody.

940
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: But then you get a cold double notch up.

941
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 4: Like Now, what I was thinking was, there's so much

942
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 4: blind faith in you being in that guy's car and

943
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 4: then driving out to that club. You just have to

944
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 4: be like, I hope this works out for.

945
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 6: The past, trying not to get nervous about that hood

946
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 6: on your head that you mentioned.

947
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 2: That's horrifying. Oh why is he driving? He's the one driving.

948
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

949
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 6: I poked myself an eye hole, he says, And as

950
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 6: Florida accent, we were all captives.

951
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: Really, if you think about it, if you really, he's

952
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: from Atlanta and I did some research, so I was like, Okay,

953
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fine the feature. Yeah.

954
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 2: And when you say he's nice, does that mean he's

955
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 2: not funny?

956
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: No, he's funny.

957
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's funny. Rare combo. Yes, I worked with

958
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 2: a lot of nice people in Texas.

959
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: You know some seriously, you know, there's always like that

960
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 1: real hefty amount of social awkwardness. Yea, yeah right, Well

961
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: not you guys, but you know people that you just

962
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: sort of forced into it. You're like, Okay, we're going

963
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 1: to be in a relationship for the next seventy two hours.

964
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

965
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: But no, I have to say the host was one

966
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 1: of the funniest experiences I think ever, because he's Special K. No,

967
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: he is a local. I hope. I'm so jealous.

968
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 2: It wasn't Scotty K.

969
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 6: No, it's special Okay, Okay, it's there's a guy named

970
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 6: Scotty K and he might as well live in Florida?

971
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 6: Did he didn't have keyboards? And then Azima closer, Oh god.

972
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: I wish okay it was. It would be amazing if

973
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: Special K handed it off.

974
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 5: To Scottie K and hit it off to me and

975
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 5: you're like, sorry, I don't have any keyboards.

976
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 1: Yeah this time, this time, I call me back. No,

977
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: he had this thing where he goes when I say

978
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: I'm when I say I'm bringing up more comedy, I go,

979
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: do you are you ready for more comedy? And meanwhile,

980
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: he's black, the crowd is white, and he and he

981
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: makes the whitest crowd ever go show enough, bring it on.

982
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no.

983
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: I was writing all this stufftown because I knew I

984
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: was gonna see you guys. Tell you say again, show enough,

985
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: bring it up. I can't even as a white person,

986
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: try to even pull that out of my mouth response.

987
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: But I say, it was like when I say you

988
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: guys ready for more comedy, you screamed out shown you.

989
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 2: Know, you know, like nobody does now sing it sure enough. Sure.

990
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,439
Speaker 2: I think it's you guys, just because you we talked

991
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 2: about this earlier. I have an urban way of speaking.

992
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 2: I think it's shown up to show and thenough and

993
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 2: show shown enough.

994
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,479
Speaker 4: Show enough.

995
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 1: But like it's so awkward for a group of people. Yeah,

996
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: once was I think a depressing conventions yeah from the eighties,

997
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,720
Speaker 1: now converted into some sort of comedy.

998
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 6: Cl K, before I get you excited about your next comedian,

999
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 6: everyone passed around the shoe, pole it and apply it

1000
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 6: to your feet.

1001
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 2: Let's get it. Let's make it real awkward, all right,

1002
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:52,760
Speaker 2: get it started.

1003
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was this is how we want to start

1004
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 4: it racist, it was it.

1005
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: Was, you know, he didn't obviously do a lot of

1006
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,399
Speaker 1: stand up anymore super nice guy.

1007
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 4: Uh, it just was like I kind of love that

1008
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 4: it like it was people.

1009
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: Going a little rough.

1010
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 2: It was early rap albums, Yes, social gay special.

1011
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 4: I've had a couple of people nickname me special K

1012
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 4: and I don't mind it.

1013
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 2: It means you're athletic.

1014
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: No. I I wanted him to call me something like

1015
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,720
Speaker 1: sassy or like, I don't know, it gives me something.

1016
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: Is the one with the special.

1017
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 2: Sorry sorry, Aaron.

1018
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 4: So what have you missed as you've been gone? What

1019
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 4: did you miss the most besides uh, normalcy.

1020
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: Well, it's one of those things where like I hadn't

1021
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: I was doing this writing gig, so I didn't I

1022
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: hadn't traveled in like six weeks, and I was like,

1023
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,760
Speaker 1: this is the greatest thing ever I knowed to travel.

1024
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: But then when you're in La like for a long

1025
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: chunk of time, you're like, get me out. Yes, So

1026
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 1: then you're on the road. How Jacksonville wasn't that bad?

1027
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: Like next time, I'm gonna like keep the rental car

1028
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: so I can go to the beach and have more

1029
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: of Like you know, you have to do every city

1030
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: or town whatever it is once and then you get

1031
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: the lay of the land, you know. Yeah, I do

1032
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: think there's this thing in Florida where you've got really fine,

1033
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: normal looking people, and then you've got an element to

1034
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: Florida that it's like. At one point in the crowd,

1035
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: it looked like nineteen ninety five hip met like Chernobyl adjacent,

1036
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: and I kept thinking, what am I possibly gonna say

1037
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: that's gonna bring this group to I got my eyewash

1038
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: station is over here.

1039
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 7: I missed good coffee and people with just normal features,

1040
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 7: no one like looking like a melted candle. I had

1041
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 7: a real stretch where I was like, is everyone limping?

1042
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 2: What is happening? Where am I?

1043
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 4: We went a couple of chrystals ago. I went to

1044
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,760
Speaker 4: Seers with my dad because he had to buy some tool,

1045
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 4: and we went to get into the return line, and

1046
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 4: my dad looks around real mad under his breathak to me,

1047
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 4: he goes, Jesus, it looks like the line to lords

1048
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 4: in here. I just walked out the back door.

1049
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 5: Real low tolerance for any kind of Oh my god,

1050
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 5: a problem with people.

1051
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: I love a good Irish Catholic Lord's reference. Mary and

1052
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: Dick dropped the Lord's bomb a lot growing up. Yeah, Oh,

1053
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: here's a good one for you guys, because I think

1054
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:38,720
Speaker 1: we always talk about, like, you know, Irish Catholic stuff.

1055
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: My mom riddled her whole life with anxiety. And you know,

1056
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 1: now I after, like you know, after you spend four

1057
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: solid days in Florida just the local news, You're like,

1058
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: this is what happens to people. They get paranoid because

1059
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: of the local news in Florida. Yeah, and it was

1060
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: like one fear based, you know, sinkhole story after another.

1061
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: My favorite sink I'm obsessed with sinkholes.

1062
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 2: I love them. But I can't even tell you how

1063
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 2: have you guys ever had the pleasure of falling into one?

1064
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, but I just am fascinated. They're

1065
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,240
Speaker 5: always perfectly circular.

1066
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's they're fascinating. This is the best A couple

1067
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: of years ago, sir, I'm sidetracking. No, I just started

1068
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 1: chugging a coffee. I because I haven't had good coffee

1069
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 1: in seven days.

1070
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 2: Uh.

1071
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: There was a New Yorker article on sinkholes maybe about

1072
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 1: two years ago. And the craziest thing is there's this

1073
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 1: woman in Florida who's not who's been in not one,

1074
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: but two sinkhole incidents. No, and I thought, how does

1075
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: she leave her out? Like, where was she in her

1076
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: house when it happened? No, one of them was her backyard,

1077
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: and the other one was like walking down a random street. Oh,

1078
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: but either you play the lottery or you don't leave

1079
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: the house.

1080
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 2: Well as a human on a pedestrian sinkhole.

1081
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 4: That's amazing.

1082
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 6: Oh you did something that's like lightning where you got

1083
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 6: to look internally.

1084
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 2: Why that happened? You've magnet yeah something, yeah.

1085
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, crazy, Yeah, I'll never forget. I was like, oh

1086
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 1: my god, like I want to not follow slash follow

1087
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: that lady around? Wow, exactly what is she doing from

1088
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 1: the safety? Was she a sin woman or a heavier

1089
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: set lady?

1090
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:16,280
Speaker 4: What are the worries?

1091
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 6: I was after you said that, I'm like following her

1092
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 6: around actually is absolutely what you shouldn't do.

1093
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 2: She's leaving behind her.

1094
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 6: Oh boy, do I want to follow you around and

1095
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 6: fall right behind you like we're shooting out of a

1096
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 6: tube one a time.

1097
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,240
Speaker 1: She leaves the house, she carries a treasure chests filled

1098
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:36,720
Speaker 1: with gold.

1099
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 4: She's going to take it down with her.

1100
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 5: One of my favorite things that's ever happened is in

1101
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 5: the somewhere in the late nineties or mid nineties, there.

1102
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,959
Speaker 4: Was a sinkhole in San Francisco that was a block long,

1103
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:51,959
Speaker 4: was up.

1104
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 5: It was up by Quoit Tower. Because my friend used

1105
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 5: to live up. Her apartment was up near there.

1106
00:51:58,920 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: So I went in.

1107
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 2: Which is the top of the hill, the highest point

1108
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 2: in San.

1109
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: Francisco, and a lot of those hills are risks. Yah

1110
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 1: know a little bit about the little geography.

1111
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, actually from that vantage point, it's a perfect

1112
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 6: Isouceles trying we two Alcatraz. A lot of people don't

1113
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 6: know that. That the high pont news. Yeah, it's exactly

1114
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 6: thirty degrees.

1115
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 2: Carry on.

1116
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: Geography and geometry.

1117
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there's a reason those two words are the same.

1118
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 6: Actually no, Strodamus first said before, sorry, I'm thinking.

1119
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 2: Of I'm gonna jump out of the car now. Sorry,

1120
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 2: just yodle it out.

1121
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 6: You know how when Goofy would fall anyway, talk about

1122
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 6: this sinkful all bit to talk about.

1123
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,320
Speaker 4: A sink full of sinkholes. My friends was like you

1124
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 4: have to come and see this. Oh well, I was

1125
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 4: just gonna say. San Francisco is built on garbage. They

1126
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 4: just built the whole city. That's why it's all hilly

1127
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 4: and crazy. It's just a garbage jump, and my dad

1128
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 4: used to say that all the time. The whole thing's

1129
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 4: gonna sink because it's just a floating garbage jump that

1130
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 4: has cement on.

1131
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,359
Speaker 2: Did they even pack it down?

1132
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: No, they just.

1133
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 4: Dripped asphalt across the top of it, almost sarcastically.

1134
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: Oh, like a villain.

1135
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 2: Let's see along this last nick still take playing here?

1136
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 2: That's the yeah, okay, never, that's the little alien from Okay.

1137
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say. We walked down and there

1138
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 4: was like yellow police taper or whatever, and literally twenty

1139
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 4: feet down there were cars at in parking spots with

1140
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 4: their what am I trying to say, the parking meters? No,

1141
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 4: all down down twenty foot hole. You look straight down

1142
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 4: and it's just a row of cars, like as if

1143
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,800
Speaker 4: they were parked on the street with parking meters, but

1144
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 4: they're down in the ground.

1145
00:53:59,320 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 2: You saw there.

1146
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: We took a cab to it.

1147
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 2: I think.

1148
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 1: Was it the scariest thing ever?

1149
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 2: Did you take a picture?

1150
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 4: No? This was the nineties where nobody had I would

1151
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 4: didn't have my disc camera on me.

1152
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 2: I used to always have a camera with me. I

1153
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 2: used to work for the Bugle, the Daily. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1154
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 2: I've heard of you.

1155
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: Jimmy. Wait, Chris, where did you grow up?

1156
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 2: I grew up in Montana.

1157
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 1: Oh, Big Skysteak.

1158
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, where my father, who will be very happy

1159
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 6: that you're on this podcast.

1160
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, he loves you, and uh, he will be listening.

1161
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: We went, We went really awkward Karen office party. I

1162
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk to anyone in the business, and

1163
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: I latched onto Chris's dad, who was so delightful and

1164
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 1: I talked to Chris's dad the whole time.

1165
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 2: That's awesome. He's been on the podcast, and he'll be

1166
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 2: happy that you are.

1167
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: Yay, please give me a big camel to me.

1168
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 2: I will, I will.

1169
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 6: Indeed, he's doing great. We're about to approach Silver Lake Boulevard.

1170
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 6: Should I get off there?

1171
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:00,800
Speaker 1: Please?

1172
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 2: Okay, you're welcome.

1173
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 1: You can just wrap me off right here on the

1174
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: one O one and I'll roll myself home.

1175
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,319
Speaker 2: Don't forget to yodel historic Filipino Town.

1176
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 4: I love when I see signs like that and it's

1177
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 4: like I would never have guessed that, Yeah.

1178
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 2: That that is what that there's Filipino Town right there.

1179
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird, but like you're in the back of

1180
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 1: the car, you know, with a microphone as you do,

1181
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 1: and you see certain things that you're like, oh, I've

1182
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: never seen that before and it's been seven years.

1183
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 6: And you acknowledge it by saying it into the microphone

1184
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 6: and you're like, oh, like what.

1185
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:38,240
Speaker 4: That Happy Endings weird dance place we just passed?

1186
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1187
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,439
Speaker 1: I just was like, no to sell check that place out?

1188
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 2: Is it called Happy Endings?

1189
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 5: We just drove past some building that was red and

1190
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 5: black and the sign said happy Oh god.

1191
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 6: Hey, it was like stop by here at one in

1192
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:55,720
Speaker 6: the morning. If you hate one of your kidneys, as.

1193
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 1: Will you're your kids?

1194
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, either way, you're gonna be left in a bucket

1195
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 2: of ice. Okay.

1196
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 1: Have you been on the road to lot Chris? I?

1197
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had some small town Texas. I was in

1198
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 6: Texas for three weeks.

1199
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 1: Three weeks.

1200
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, So it was some of the gigs were fun,

1201
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 6: and some like where I would look at the room

1202
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 6: and I was horrified by them because they had excuse me,

1203
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 6: they had like Duck Dynasty tattoos and no sleeves, and

1204
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 6: but I they were more open minded than me because

1205
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 6: they actually ended up being really sweet small town folks

1206
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,439
Speaker 6: and I had a good time.

1207
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 2: Should I turn rider? Yeah, okay, but yeah, what parts

1208
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 2: of Texas paris Uh yeah, yeah. And I don't know

1209
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 2: if they celebrate that or acknowledge it or what.

1210
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 6: But I only knew about that movie when I lived

1211
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,399
Speaker 6: in Austin, and I went to Austin and that was great.

1212
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 2: Austin's a dream and uh, Houston, I went to Houston.

1213
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 4: I was just at that airport meter hour years ago.

1214
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 2: Hobby lobby or bush.

1215
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 1: Loose balloons.

1216
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 2: Oh, someone just.

1217
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: Lost four block.

1218
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 2: I hope it's a little boy with an English accent.

1219
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:20,439
Speaker 2: Helloon falloon ninety nine balloons. I just made myself left

1220
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 2: in that good podcast.

1221
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 1: I was standing left plane.

1222
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 4: Fuck God, please.

1223
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 2: Sir, Oh God, jesus.

1224
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 6: Oh look at the twenty fifteen Mustang. Oh god, that

1225
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 6: has a pretty I'm not even kidding.

1226
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 2: I like the way. I like the cut of that car.

1227
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 4: I like a lot of these brand new versions of

1228
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 4: muscle cars.

1229
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like a little They aren't so like

1230
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: crapy and you're you're not you know what I mean,

1231
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: the cars You're like, oh, I'm going to die if

1232
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: I get close to that one.

1233
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 4: Like you can almost hear the door shutting as you

1234
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 4: look at it. You're like, oh, that locks, and there's

1235
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 4: you can't.

1236
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: Pull the lock up on my side, and it's also

1237
00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 1: a transformer. It turns into a white fan. Could take

1238
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: a left at this like place?

1239
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 2: Real like you? Oh?

1240
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 6: I love it when people guess rather have the instinct

1241
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 6: to just give a little direction.

1242
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, let me ask you this traveling comedy question.

1243
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 1: Can you ever leave like a festival or a club

1244
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: or anywhere in your life and you get a cab

1245
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: and the cab drivers falling asleep on the way to

1246
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 1: the airport. It is the scary.

1247
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 2: This happens to me all the time, horrifying.

1248
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 1: And I can see his eyes just dozing off in

1249
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 1: the review mirror, and I'm like, this is how I die.

1250
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: In the middle of Jacksonville. He's going to the airport.

1251
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 2: What do you do? Then? Just go long shift?

1252
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: Sir? Yeah, I literally sometimes I go did you grow

1253
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 1: up here? I swear to God, it has happened to

1254
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 1: me so many times. I'm like, this is really scary.

1255
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah. I have a friend who.

1256
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 6: Her and her boyfriend were somewhere in the I can't

1257
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 6: remember what state, it doesn't matter, but the Yeah, the

1258
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 6: guy fell asleep on the freeway.

1259
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 2: And they got in a horror car wreck and.

1260
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 1: It's so scary. Left, I'm sorry, Left, that's all right. Wait,

1261
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 1: who's the I'm totally blanking at his name, and I

1262
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 1: love the guy. He does that fun show on Thursdays

1263
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: with Baron? Is it Brian? Brian Cook? Brian Cook. This

1264
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 1: was the festival in Bloomington at the Attic and other places,

1265
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 1: not Moon Tower Limestone Comedy Festival. It was like seven

1266
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: in the morning. It was Brian Cook, myself and Cristella

1267
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: Alonzo were going to the airport and I'm the only

1268
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 1: one that's like sort of alert. Brian, I think, was

1269
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: still hammered, and because I was making fun of him,

1270
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 1: and the young kid that was driving us full on

1271
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 1: just passing out, and so I'm like hitting his arm,

1272
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 1: being like, how great was his festival? Thanks for volunteering.

1273
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: You want to keep us alive. It was like an

1274
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 1: hour ten of the airport. It wasn't like real quick,

1275
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 1: and so I kept hitting Brian's arm, like start engaging him.

1276
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 1: Brian's like, so you drinker? Like, I got to keep

1277
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 1: this toddler. So do you drink? Are you an alcohol?

1278
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that why the guy was passing out? Well?

1279
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: He I think he was just like overtired and maybe

1280
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,240
Speaker 1: because he was super nice. He was just volunteering for

1281
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: the festival. But like I left the bar early and

1282
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: I saw him at the bar because I was like, oh,

1283
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 1: that's that dude that works whatever. Scary.

1284
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, there was a festival that I don't do anymore.

1285
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 6: I finally grew out of it. I hope in Calgary

1286
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 6: where they had volunteers and they every one of them

1287
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 6: was drunk, like they were being paid in but like

1288
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 6: as soon as they dropped off a comic, they'd come

1289
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 6: in watch part of the show and have some beers

1290
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 6: because it's Canada, okay, and all it was. I've complained.

1291
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 6: I seriously had complaints. I'm like, I don't want to

1292
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 6: die while I'm here. And it was a big It's

1293
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 6: quite all right. It is like a big ordeal that

1294
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 6: I had a problem with all the drunk volunteers.

1295
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 4: That's kind of crazy.

1296
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 5: At Sketch Fest, one of my rides was a girl

1297
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 5: who's just a little She was much more interested in

1298
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 5: like quote unquote keeping people.

1299
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 4: Entertained and not paying attention.

1300
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 5: Oh good, pig A left and that's that was such

1301
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 5: a bummer because That's when I realized of like, oh,

1302
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 5: I don't even think about these volunteers that are doing

1303
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 5: this for everybody.

1304
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 4: It doesn't mean they're sane.

1305
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 6: I know, right, Okay, No, A lot of times it's

1306
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 6: a weird way for them to get involved and there

1307
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 6: it's not just to be Oh I love helping the arts.

1308
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 2: It's none of them. They're not doing it for the endowments.

1309
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are no John.

1310
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 4: P and Catherine d.

1311
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 1: What do you call them?

1312
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 4: Foundations?

1313
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: Rockefeller that's right.

1314
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 6: Looking for all art is funded by old oil money.

1315
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: Yes, true, this is my neighborhood, you guys.

1316
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 2: I love it. I would live here.

1317
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 6: I'm really debating leaving Venice because I am so far

1318
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 6: away from everything.

1319
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 2: Maybe that place without a roof is opening up, you'd

1320
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 2: like a little barn now is going to be my roommate.

1321
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 6: I really, yeah, I should live here, be central, because

1322
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 6: I was talking to my roommate Nate, who says, hi,

1323
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 6: by the way, and he loves you, and we uh,

1324
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 6: it's ridiculous that I live at the ocean.

1325
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 2: This is right in the middle.

1326
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 6: It's beautiful. Look at all these like I would live

1327
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 6: in one of those modern condos or maybe a guesthouse,

1328
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 6: convert a street, or imagine me just living in that hammock.

1329
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 6: Me with a suitcase and a hammock, and so many biders, spikes, fighters, bikes,

1330
01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 6: there's so many around. I hate poisonous spider spits at

1331
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 6: the stepside.

1332
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 1: Please pull over to the rights here.

1333
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 2: Oh certainly, I will.

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Speaker 1: This is my building.

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Speaker 2: Is it too close? Just right there?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I would, but there is a car behind me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going all over anywhere, right around.

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01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 2: I'm going to pull over here anywhere, all improperly. This

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Speaker 2: is actually a pretty good spot.

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Speaker 4: It's a gorgeous eucalyptus.

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Speaker 2: Is that the kind of koala munches on?

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01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 1: Yes, there's actually a couple of neighborhood koalas. We feed them,

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01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 1: which is kind of, you know, adorable, yet really scary.

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01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 1: We had to shoot one out of the tree one

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01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 1: time because it's well, I don't want to alarm anyone

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01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 1: in Silver Lake, but it shaved its teeth down to points.

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01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 1: Not we jump out and just just jump on people's neck.

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Speaker 2: This was a wild America. Are you this okay?

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01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 1: You've never heard of the feral's Silver Lake koalas?

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01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 6: I can't nineteen, I don't get this neighborhood publication.

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01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 4: Well you got we gotta get you on this list.

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01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 4: What's your email?

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01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 2: Well you've heard of the Marina Delray kicking kangaroo. I

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01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 2: mean I didn't know. There's a similar story with a marsupial.

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01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know la Is. You know there's there's

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01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:23,480
Speaker 1: so much flora in Pharma it's unbelievable. It's real lush.

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01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 1: Do you guys know about it?

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01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 2: And all these visiting Australians that's where they bring it. Yeah,

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01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 2: but all these fucking will Anderson's come to town and they.

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01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 4: Got smuggling feral koalas.

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01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, pouched animals and their pouches.

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01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 1: There when people sneak in horrible crazy reptiles into the

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01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 1: state of Florida, or do they sneak them out?

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01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 2: I don't know.

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01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 4: I just leave them there, right, they're already there.

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01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:48,800
Speaker 2: They sneak them in, let them grow up there, and

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01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,080
Speaker 2: then pull them out as adult.

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01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 1: There's a huge gator tank in the comedy clip of Jackson.

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01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 6: I'm kidding, I would love it if you had to

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01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 6: lob your jokes over a gator tank.

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01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 4: Is she gonna go for a swim tonight?

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01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 2: Say?

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01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: Everybody says, show, no show, now, bring it on. I

1375
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 1: was like, oh, we are two wife, we pull this off.

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01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 4: Do you have any plugs or things you want to

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01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,200
Speaker 4: talk about? Well?

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01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 2: When is this gonna air on next Monday?

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01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:31,160
Speaker 1: Okay? Then on December sixth, I'll be in Portland. Oh,

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01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:34,120
Speaker 1: that's a great place to find the funhouse lounge. And

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01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:38,160
Speaker 1: then the next night, Sunday, December December seventh, I will

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01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 1: be at Columbia City Theater in Seattle.

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01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 2: Oh that's great, what a fun double it.

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01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 4: That's better.

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01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:47,080
Speaker 2: I know.

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01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 1: I try to avoid comedy clubs at all costs. Is

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01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 1: that a problem if I'm a comedian?

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01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 2: I think you're you're doing everything I wish I was doing.

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01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just it's better for it's better for everything.

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01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:03,360
Speaker 2: I guess time to avoid. Yes, I agree, I agree some.

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01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 1: Of them are really fun. But otherwise I'm like, I

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01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 1: should I could I do a one nighter here for

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01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:11,400
Speaker 1: the same money and quality of show, or five at

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01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:14,440
Speaker 1: your club where you're busting with a hood over.

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01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, you're right.

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01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 6: All you have to do is figure out some kind

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01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,280
Speaker 6: of a door deal with a friendly venue person.

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01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's easier.

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01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:23,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you.

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01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,800
Speaker 6: Sorry, comedy clubs. Your time is up.

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01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,840
Speaker 1: I'm not going to perform at your crazy Kuala cafe. Yeah,

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01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 1: devastated Sunday morning. You can ask me all day long,

1403
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to go.

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01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 6: You can take your mid show announcements, roll them up

1405
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 6: and fucking stick them in your comment jar.

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01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 1: One last thing, Special k and before the feature did

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01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,360
Speaker 1: a really good job. And then of course you want

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01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 1: to bring up the headline right away, you know I

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01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:51,600
Speaker 1: should do, and everywhere else and he'd go, okay, we

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01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:56,920
Speaker 1: got a full kitchen and we got cake, and I

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01:06:57,040 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 1: was like, this isn't happening. This isn't happening. Cake. You

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01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,440
Speaker 1: talk about cake for four and a half minutes. So

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01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: then I go up there and be like, yes, there's cake.

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01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 4: I just have to sweep this the cake ship off

1415
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 4: the stage right now.

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01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 1: Show enough we got cake.

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01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:15,840
Speaker 2: Sho Oh my god, that's terrific. I want to meet

1418
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:17,280
Speaker 2: Special Ku.

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01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:22,720
Speaker 6: This uh possibly this episode was the most laughs per minute.

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01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:24,439
Speaker 4: LPM's were very hot.

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01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 6: I mean I wasn't even looking at the dash, but

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01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:31,000
Speaker 6: I think they were. They were in the red yeah and.

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01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,360
Speaker 4: Uh and the jpms were also highly jokes.

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01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,640
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, and they were almost consecutive with the laughs

1425
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,840
Speaker 6: or in congruent or related to I'm going to go.

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01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:43,400
Speaker 2: To bed and die and die.

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01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:47,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to put this into a pythagony theorem

1428
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,360
Speaker 1: that it's going to come out to happy hour.

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01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,680
Speaker 2: That's right, you know, koint Tower speaking of the pytagony

1430
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:56,160
Speaker 2: in theorem. Just kidding you gotta Yeah, this was so fun.

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01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 1: You're the greatest.

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01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:58,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the best.

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01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 1: I can't believe I got to laugh after of seven

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01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 1: days in Florida and a ride home. This is the

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01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 1: greatest podcast ever.

1436
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 2: And thanks for having uh this much fun energy getting

1437
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 2: off a plane.

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01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,880
Speaker 1: And it's coffee. I'm just happy to be in the

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01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:12,800
Speaker 1: state of California.

1440
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,960
Speaker 6: We're happy to have you back. And you gave your plugs. Yes,

1441
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:18,720
Speaker 6: what's your website?

1442
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 1: My website is crazy Koala at No, it's Eronkfoley dot com. Oh,

1443
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:26,400
Speaker 1: there's up to the minute.

1444
01:08:27,439 --> 01:08:29,200
Speaker 2: You do it, you do it minute later.

1445
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 1: Do you take pictures of your food and stuff? I

1446
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:34,960
Speaker 1: take pictures of everything I eat and I update them

1447
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:37,120
Speaker 1: every thirty My website.

1448
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:39,559
Speaker 2: Your website, it's just all photos of coffee foam.

1449
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:41,919
Speaker 1: It's like, are you on Instagram?

1450
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:42,040
Speaker 2: No?

1451
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 1: Are you on Eronkfoley dot com.

1452
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:47,160
Speaker 5: That's the quarkfolly dot com kind of like the weight

1453
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:48,320
Speaker 5: watcher's website.

1454
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:51,840
Speaker 4: I just want to it's a food or just to

1455
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:52,360
Speaker 4: keep up.

1456
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:57,520
Speaker 1: Hey, who waited? Tomali Eric Kfolly dot com Load.

1457
01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 2: It wellad it up? I'm gonna go there. And what's

1458
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:00,639
Speaker 2: your tweeter?

1459
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:06,280
Speaker 1: Aaron? This is how much I'm on Twitter, Aaron Foley Comic.

1460
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,280
Speaker 1: I think, okay, I'm gonna really start trying.

1461
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:13,160
Speaker 6: You're trying, You're doing great. Okay, I guess that we've

1462
01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:14,759
Speaker 6: reached our conclusion timeline.

1463
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:20,280
Speaker 1: Thank you guys, so bad and I mean, I guess,

1464
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:22,400
Speaker 1: God speed and happy holidays.

1465
01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:26,680
Speaker 2: Living in His grace. Thank you. You've been listening to

1466
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:30,240
Speaker 2: Do you need a ride? D y n A R?

1467
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:39,559
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? You wanna way back? Either way?

1468
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:45,040
Speaker 3: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage

1469
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 3: you clean us time and they turning on engage.

1470
01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:53,840
Speaker 4: We want to send you off inside.

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01:09:55,200 --> 01:10:00,080
Speaker 1: We want to welcome you back home. Tell us all

1472
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:01,680
Speaker 1: about every scared her?

1473
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:02,639
Speaker 4: Was it fine?

1474
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:04,800
Speaker 2: Now?

1475
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 4: Porn?

1476
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1477
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,479
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1478
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:28,360
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1479
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:32,880
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride.

1480
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,680
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need

1481
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,280
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chriss,