Speaker 1: Second date, up date. The best things in life are
Speaker 1: worth waiting for.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I could see, like Alexis's extremely complicated coffee orders.
Speaker 3: Oh it's so worth it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it takes them twenty minutes to put them together,
Speaker 2: but when they come out amazing. Jose's back hair removal
Speaker 2: strips he ordered from China, Yeah, got delayed again.
Speaker 3: Oh buddy, Yeah, it's okay, they'll be here.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be worth to wait yours, I can't wait.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners, Ryan, says he's been waiting weeks
Speaker 2: to finally meet up with the girl that he's been
Speaker 2: talking to online, and he says, when it happens, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be worth it.
Speaker 1: Wait when it happens, Ryan, welcome to the show man.
Speaker 4: Hey, how are you?
Speaker 3: We're good.
Speaker 5: But like usually when people call it, it's because they've
Speaker 5: already gone on a date with somebody.
Speaker 3: Have you not hung out with this girl yet?
Speaker 4: I mean, kind it was like a virtual date.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, H'm spicy. Hey, that's actually a newer thing.
Speaker 1: It's been happening. People like to go on zoom dates first.
Speaker 3: It's almost like a practice, like a trial exactly, and.
Speaker 1: Then you go on the real date. So, who was
Speaker 1: the girl that you met with? What's her name?
Speaker 4: I met a girl named Katrina. Total bombshell, absolute ten.
Speaker 3: People still use that term. It's love island, a hot
Speaker 3: new bombshell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like fashion. The words just come back and
Speaker 2: spy after fifty years. Okay, she was the Bee's knees. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's her deal?
Speaker 4: The thing is she lives eight blocks away from me.
Speaker 6: She lives right down the street.
Speaker 3: Did she offer that information or did you just find
Speaker 3: it out?
Speaker 4: No? No, she told me that because I was going
Speaker 4: to pick her up for the date. And then so
Speaker 4: she told me, you know where she lives or whatever?
Speaker 5: Oh oh, and You're like, oh my god, that's right
Speaker 5: by me, Like, what are the chances it happens?
Speaker 2: I remember matching with the girl once and she literally
Speaker 2: lived in the alley behind me.
Speaker 4: She s, we share it now in the apartment complex
Speaker 4: behind me.
Speaker 2: But I'm a little bit confused. Then, if she only
Speaker 2: lives eight blocks away, how does it takeing you weeks
Speaker 2: to arrange a meetup? It feels like it should have
Speaker 2: happened by now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I didn't know until they were talking on zoom about
Speaker 5: the distance.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I thought like I'm like, this is great.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 4: So we had this date planned out, and the night
Speaker 4: of the date, she ends up texting me and she's like,
Speaker 4: I am so so sorry. I've been sick. I'm under
Speaker 4: the weather.
Speaker 3: Oh no, okay, you believed her.
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I guess, you know, like I zoomed her,
Speaker 4: you know, so she she said she wants to see me.
Speaker 4: So she's like, let's do a zoom thing.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, so she canceled completely on She's still
Speaker 2: had the interaction.
Speaker 1: How was the zoom date?
Speaker 6: It was okay. It wasn't like my ideal idea.
Speaker 4: For a date, but it was I was like, whatever,
Speaker 4: let's do it.
Speaker 3: Well, she's not feeling great either, so it's like.
Speaker 6: Right, right, So.
Speaker 4: We hop on the video chat and you know, she's
Speaker 4: wearing her sweats or whatever, but she's looking really good.
Speaker 4: You know, she still.
Speaker 6: Looked super cute. I offered to then mow her to
Speaker 6: pay for.
Speaker 1: Dinner a gentleman. Girls are sick. I was like to offer, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'll send you a you know, soup or some gatorade.
Speaker 1: This is a nice gesture.
Speaker 6: I thought it was nice.
Speaker 4: She declined that though she said she's got plenty of
Speaker 4: a food at her house.
Speaker 6: She was just gonna eat what she had. I was like, okay,
Speaker 6: that's cool, you know whatever, get point still, Oh for sure, Yeah,
Speaker 6: points are still on the board. I thought, you know, all.
Speaker 1: Right, we're able to have a connection with her.
Speaker 5: Like zooms always so awkward for Yeah, whenever we do
Speaker 5: like client zooms or stuff. I mean, they're they're good,
Speaker 5: but they're not as good as just being able to.
Speaker 3: Look at yourself for the person I know and the
Speaker 3: like there's almost that second of delay.
Speaker 2: Not only is it like a zoom call and all
Speaker 2: the problems will come with that, but she's sick too.
Speaker 2: Like we're able to make it romantic absolutely, Like.
Speaker 4: We were flirting. We were both drinking wine. We were laughing.
Speaker 2: Okay, it makes you feel better, right, alcohol is supposed
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 4: Something, yeah, you know, And we played this little game.
Speaker 4: It was so so sexy. It was like called strip sushi.
Speaker 1: Oh, strip like it.
Speaker 5: I don't know what it is yet, but she's sweatpants
Speaker 5: drinking WHI while she has the flu.
Speaker 1: Well, explain what is strip sushi. I've never heard of
Speaker 1: that before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So, like I would eat a piece of sushi
Speaker 4: and then she would.
Speaker 6: Take off a piece of clothing and then like vice versa.
Speaker 2: You know, I just like sounds like a one sided game, he.
Speaker 3: Said, vice versa.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm sorry just for the first part. I'm like,
Speaker 1: so you just eat snaked? How much sushi did you
Speaker 1: put down that night?
Speaker 7: Ryan?
Speaker 6: I ate a lot of sushi, bloated and naked.
Speaker 3: I have mercury poisoning.
Speaker 1: So how many layers A? How clothes do you have?
Speaker 5: On?
Speaker 1: Good lord?
Speaker 2: Okay, did you feel the chemistry?
Speaker 4: There was that absolutely absolutely great chemistry. You know that
Speaker 4: was like, when are we going to hang out again?
Speaker 2: I bet you like you want to play strip sushi
Speaker 2: face to face?
Speaker 5: Oh so fund and what a bold first date?
Speaker 3: I know you know? So how did it end?
Speaker 4: So she said this? Her words were like I want
Speaker 4: to hang out as soon as possible. I need to
Speaker 4: see you. So two days later, her account is completely inactive.
Speaker 3: Oh and maybe she's just ready to concentrate on you.
Speaker 1: She found her sushi sold me I don't need this anymore.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I've been texting her and trying to
Speaker 4: pick a day to hang out, and if a message her,
Speaker 4: she just changes the subject. But she like says she
Speaker 4: wants to stay in contact. But like you know, I
Speaker 4: don't know if you're seeing somebody else, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: What it feels like to me.
Speaker 1: I'm just having some sort of reaction to the sushi
Speaker 1: she has like.
Speaker 3: A boyfrid and already, and that's why she couldn't meet
Speaker 3: in person.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, but like to have that much
Speaker 4: fun over zoom, like I need to see this girl,
Speaker 4: like I want to meet up.
Speaker 1: Okay, well let's make that happen for you.
Speaker 2: We're going to order some sushi to the studio, maybe
Speaker 2: try to play a little strip sushi ourselves.
Speaker 3: Mostly you taken clothes off without anyone sushi.
Speaker 2: Well, at least one person in this room is going
Speaker 2: to have fun, and then then we come back. They'll
Speaker 2: get to your second date update, second date update. Anytime
Speaker 2: I played script sushi with someone, they never deactivate their profile.
Speaker 3: And if you're just tuning in rubbing it in.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying they always want to do it again.
Speaker 4: They're just ordering.
Speaker 3: More sushi other people. Yeah, what's wrong with you? On
Speaker 3: the line?
Speaker 2: You think of it my way, But if you're just
Speaker 2: tuning in wondering what is this guy talking about? One
Speaker 2: of our listeners, Ryan and had a zoom date recently
Speaker 2: with a lady named Katrina, and unfortunately she wasn't feeling
Speaker 2: well and that's why. Instead they chose to meet up
Speaker 2: virtually and they had food wine. By the end of
Speaker 2: the night, someone was getting unaggy good, which is yeah,
Speaker 2: Japanese her deal, but it sounds a little bit like
Speaker 2: naughty and that's pretty much what I can come up with.
Speaker 1: And we're talking about sushi here.
Speaker 2: The weird part is, ever since she's been kind of
Speaker 2: avoiding him and even deactivated her dating profile, which.
Speaker 1: Is a little bit odd.
Speaker 5: I just think it's odd for the getting your you
Speaker 5: claim you're sick and then you're up for playing strips.
Speaker 2: Also, we assume she deactivated, but you can block people
Speaker 2: on dating apps too, so she may still be active.
Speaker 1: Just really doesn't like.
Speaker 6: Him.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying there's options, there's other options.
Speaker 4: You guys do bring up some valid points, and I'd
Speaker 4: like some answers, but I just kind of want to
Speaker 4: meet up with her and have funny in more than anything.
Speaker 1: We're trying to do.
Speaker 2: That for you, and you know what, if it doesn't
Speaker 2: work out, just send me your zoom you and I
Speaker 2: could play some together, all right, brother, let's just.
Speaker 3: Okay sushi train.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna call it Katrina. Here we go.
Speaker 6: Mm hmm what.
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hi Katrina, this is she. Hey.
Speaker 2: My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and uh, we wanted to
Speaker 2: talk to you, all right.
Speaker 3: What are you uncomfortable about?
Speaker 1: I just had visions of her playing the game.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's not do that. Hi, Katrina.
Speaker 7: Hello, Hi, Hey.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever heard of us. We're
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: We do a segment called a second Date Update, and
Speaker 2: we'd like you to be a part of it. And
Speaker 2: that's just me asking because you're already on it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh okay, but it's good.
Speaker 3: It means if somebody really likes you and wants to
Speaker 3: see you again.
Speaker 7: That's really nice. But my answer is no, no, thank you, Like.
Speaker 4: Halfway through it already.
Speaker 3: Are you curious? Curiosity would kill me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What if we put a California roll down on
Speaker 1: the table, then would you be down?
Speaker 7: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Ima.
Speaker 2: We heard from one of our listeners named Ryan that
Speaker 2: the two of you had a really fun zoom.
Speaker 1: Date the other night.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, oh.
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, that sarcastic.
Speaker 5: I mean he told us that you turned a zoom
Speaker 5: date into like a really fun, yeah saucy night, which
Speaker 5: is I mean, I think, soy saucy night.
Speaker 3: Yeah amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you have fun?
Speaker 7: Well, not as much fun as you guys sound you're
Speaker 7: having right now.
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that, but we're just trying to help
Speaker 2: out Ryan because he is really confused because after that night,
Speaker 2: he's having a really hard time getting the two of
Speaker 2: you to meet up in person, and he even said
Speaker 2: that your dating profile was deactivated.
Speaker 7: Yeah. So the thing is Ryan is like really cute
Speaker 7: and I really like him. There's just something that I
Speaker 7: kind of.
Speaker 1: Lest out, sobby that what you left on.
Speaker 7: Okay, I don't live where he thinks I live.
Speaker 3: Please don't tell me you live with a man.
Speaker 6: You live.
Speaker 4: In a relationship.
Speaker 3: Are you like living with someone? Is that why?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: I do live by myself. I live in Europe.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: He just recently moved in the last week.
Speaker 7: So I make different accounts and they all have the
Speaker 7: same information on them, but I put them in different
Speaker 7: locations so I can meet people all around the world,
Speaker 7: because if it's true love, I'm willing to go anywhere.
Speaker 3: How do you unify true love if you're lying to people?
Speaker 3: And why don't you have an international phone? That's why
Speaker 3: she's still good at zoom dates?
Speaker 7: Right, so I have international call forwarding?
Speaker 4: So oh really?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean this could be good. What city are you in?
Speaker 7: Why?
Speaker 2: Why are you hiding this from Ryan? Why can't Ryan
Speaker 2: know that you live in Europe?
Speaker 7: I didn't want him to like not be interested because
Speaker 7: I didn't live near him immediately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was more than like an hour away.
Speaker 1: Your never mind, and I.
Speaker 5: Do long distance out of the get guy said that
Speaker 5: you told him you were sick. I knew a woman
Speaker 5: wouldn't play strip sushi if she was ill.
Speaker 3: It just wasn't gonna end.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 7: I did feel a little sick after the game, if
Speaker 7: that counts for anything.
Speaker 1: Okay. I don't know how Ryan is going to feel
Speaker 1: about hearing that information.
Speaker 3: That's a huge bomb to drop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it has already dropped because Ryan is on
Speaker 2: the other line right now.
Speaker 1: Katrina.
Speaker 7: Oh, okay, okay, yeah, Ryan, Yeah, Hey, Ryan.
Speaker 4: You you're in Europe?
Speaker 6: I am currently in Europe.
Speaker 7: Yes, I didn't tell you because I liked you and
Speaker 7: I didn't want me not being where you were to
Speaker 7: inhibit us getting to know one another.
Speaker 2: She Bryan, are you down with European girls?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 4: So, like, is it like a passport thing or is
Speaker 4: it like about money?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: No, no, it's definitely not about the money.
Speaker 2: Like if you want or if you wanted to have
Speaker 2: a date, that would be a really really expensive date.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Like if you wanted to have like an in
Speaker 7: person date, you would just have to like wire me
Speaker 7: some funds for like a plane ticket and like a hotel.
Speaker 3: I have it wired.
Speaker 7: Since I got a fake idea, I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Like, what's your plan?
Speaker 5: Then? Your plan is to meet a guy and then
Speaker 5: hope that the guy pays for you to go to him.
Speaker 1: It is traditional for a man to pay for the
Speaker 1: first date.
Speaker 5: Even I think at least go Dutch, yes, European European way.
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Is that something you're willing to do?
Speaker 4: Ryan?
Speaker 1: Would you be willing to pay for a plane ticket?
Speaker 4: I mean, like, I'm open to talking her with her
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 6: WHOA not completely closed off to this idea?
Speaker 3: WHOA strip sushi the way to a man's heart?
Speaker 4: You know, I'm going to be truthful and admit that.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm bummed out that you're not eight blocks away.
Speaker 6: From me like I was. I thought that was kind
Speaker 6: of cool.
Speaker 1: She's like eighteen hours say something.
Speaker 3: So wait, you're not mad at her though for lying?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean I get what she's saying about, like
Speaker 4: wanting to find true love and stuff like, you know,
Speaker 4: I feel similarly to that.
Speaker 1: Okay, so well, let's try and make this happen for you.
Speaker 3: That's really cute.
Speaker 1: We want to pay for the flight? What's your credit cards?
Speaker 7: I mean?
Speaker 1: Or are are you cool with this? Are you cool
Speaker 1: with Ryan Payne?
Speaker 4: For?
Speaker 7: Yeah, he would just have to give me the money
Speaker 7: so I could buy my own ticket.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 7: I was just really particular about like the airlines and
Speaker 7: where I sit. I've just had really bad AKA first class.
Speaker 3: Baby, I want that bed, I think a AKA, it's
Speaker 3: a scammy exactly like this. Are you falling for it? Too?
Speaker 5: God?
Speaker 3: Women just take their clothes off and men just yeah,
Speaker 3: don't miss thing.
Speaker 2: I would have fallen for this in a heartbeat, like, oh,
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: That was her on Zoom.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're ten thousand.
Speaker 4: Dollars, no problem.
Speaker 6: I could buy her the ticket, she says.
Speaker 2: She says that she doesn't want you to buy the ticket.
Speaker 2: She wants the money to buy the ticket herself.
Speaker 1: She wants the airline Miles.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean I've just never done this before, like
Speaker 4: kind of new to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, So when when can we get this set up?
Speaker 2: Are we going to do this in the next we
Speaker 2: follow up, We're.
Speaker 1: Doing it in the next month.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we could do it today today, I bet.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The earlier you ordered the plane tickets, the cheaper they
Speaker 2: are are actually the best days. All right, Ryan, will
Speaker 2: let you two talk so you can give her all
Speaker 2: of your financial information.
Speaker 7: Okay, Hey, Brian, let's talk without everyone else around so
Speaker 7: we could get all the details squared away.
Speaker 1: Privacy is very important. They're just going to be playing
Speaker 1: some script sushi. You guys are really doing all right.
Speaker 1: Congratulations you too, Thank you guys. Good luck.
Speaker 2: I'm sure we're going to be reading about you in
Speaker 2: the newspapers, you know, like famous.
Speaker 1: International love story l on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Possibly he lost his kidney in Russia and here's
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning.